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| Dietaku Plays Super Robot Wars; Because all the cool kids are doing it! | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 11 2008, 02:12 PM (164 Views) | |
| Dietaku | Dec 17 2008, 12:57 AM Post #11 |
Grade A /B/tard
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Alirght! Update time once again! Ryusei here showing how much confidence he has in his nonexistant ability to attract women.  And we finally get a proper name for the Bugs we've been trashing all this time. About time, too.  And Ryusei shows his knowledge of current world events here.  And hits it dead on. Ironic, isn't it?  More humor at Ryusei's expense. The point Rai is trying to make is about the EOTI, the Earth Over Tech Insitute, an organization which can only be described as those who take laien tech and reverse engineer it for human use. However, most people don't know that, and believe that the EOTI is some sort of super-genius think tank.  And here is the pinnacle of EOTI technology, the Granzon. That thing its using is a black hole powered laser cannon. Yes, this thing runs off black holes.  The Granzon pisses off the local Aerogators, who had dropped a battleship down on the base here. It then proceeds to sit back and let the tanks and you handle the mess it made.  Here's the battleship.  And here's what it can do to you. Needless to say, you don't want to take it on just yet.  After two turns, the Aerogators leave, and the pilot of Granzon reveals himself to be this purple haired chap, who then....  Proceeds to blow up the base, leaving you alone with his crazy self. However, in another turn help arrives in the form of....  A talking cat piloting a mech. Daaaaaw, ain't he cute? Wait a tick? A cat piloting a mech?  Never mind, there's a human in there, somewhere...After seeing this new help, Shu and the granzon leave you behind in your broken state. Hooray! Onto the next mission!  Turns out THAT MAN, the guy Ingram suspected to be the man responsible for the Lion we fought earlier, was correct. Bian Zoldark, head of the EOTI, comeso ut rather bluntly and tells the world of his plans to fight back against the aliens. Bit first he needs to take over the world first, and we can't have THAT, can we?  Oh, hell, these three again? Although, the fact that Latooni speaks is noteworthy in of itself.  And here's the slightly better than before new enemy jet. It still sucks in terms of HP and armor, but has a bit more of both. Also, its missiles can down YOUR jets, which is a big loss at this juncture.  And Latooni fills in for Elzam as most, "Can't Touch This," Character availible now. Which makes her plane the best out fo the three you get right now.  And hwile not as satisfactory as the random alphanumerics of the Aerogators and AI tanks, the DC fighters have some amusing death scenes, too.  Cool, an escape pod in your plane? Sweet! Too bad you need it! After the mission, Ryusei and Rai butt heads, while Ingram contemplates switching sides over to the DC. Does he? I guess we'll find out...NEXT TIME. This is Dietaku, signing out. |
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| Jeff | Dec 17 2008, 12:59 AM Post #12 |
Lord of Pie & BBWs
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Awesome stuff, bro! It IS a little scary how much Ryusei is like me, though... isn't it? |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Cog-Sean | Dec 17 2008, 01:16 AM Post #13 |
Doctor Seanafunkilus's musterion of Rock
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These damn SRW games always kick my freaking ass.... |
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"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." | |
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| Dietaku | Apr 7 2009, 02:12 PM Post #14 |
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Grade A /B/tard
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(Blows off the dust) Damn! This has been a while! Anyways.....  Hear what?  OH SHIT. Damn, they've been busy!  This might not seem like much to you, but some later units WILL get MAPWs (Which are more like enemy group attacking weapons, rather than the "clean nukes" the story makes them out to be.  Another important face, Rob basically becomes Ryusei's personal mechanic.    Yes! That's right, Ryusei! Supers all the way! Anyways, Ryusei gets a look at his personal mech, which he can't use now (Plot reason: its "system" isn't tuned. Gameplay reason: Getting the R-1 at this point would make the game even more laughably easy than it is.)  And Rob and Ryusei share a fanboy moment  Meanwhile, Rai is trying to diss you behind your back.  Ouch, burn. Okay, so the next mission largely involves you having to fight a DC taskforce consisting of fighter jets and two submarines. you have to kill the subs before they exit the screen, which is a pain, as they have a LOT of HP, plus they defend your moves, and with a handful of Reals and jets, you're not going to be slicing off massive amoutns of their HP at once, either. However, it IS doable...  Err. Also, Garnet tries to replace Excellen as "Ms Fanserivce" and fails on that count.  ....  Since we don't even GET to see her much spoken of breasts, I won't make a comment on her....Oh, wait...  Well, see, Giado. There's this thing called "Bernoulli's Principle." Look it up sometime. Sarcasm aside, at this point, Tenzan and some lions show up, making things more interesting (Read annoying) But, then you realize they're lions, and everything is good.   And he leaves as he arrived...Like a pig.  I can't believe that you can't believe that.  Your what? FIGHTING SPIRIT?  Oh, come on! Just blurbing it out like that!  Yes, he did. Its called "being a main character." it lets them get away with murder.  I think that's about the most appropriate response to that question that you can get.   And Bian is busy scheming up more stuff to hurl at our heroes. Also, our buddy, Elzam, from WAAAAAAAAAAY back in Mission 1, is back, as an enemy, plus, he gets a brand new mech, the G(u)arlion. Harhar, I'm hilarious, I know.  Meanwhile, Rob is having diffculty with the SYSTEM. Don't we all at one point or another, Rob? (The system is a major plot point later)  And a shoutout to Kyosuke, the OTHER hero of this game. Ryusei also gets the wildraubtier, the mech, coincidentally, which Kyosuke test pilots in HIS first mission, and subsequently crashes.  And Kusuha shows up again ,with a friend, explaining how she is a real wo/m/an.  And Ryusei, at seeing his childhood friend, and hearing her story goes off on her, getting angry. Which I think is odd, because out of all the girls in OG1, I find Kusuha the most moe  Isn't she adorable? Effin' Ryusei. Anyways, another thing of note, is how Kusuha, being only 16 is an RN. My mom is an RN ,and it takes years in COLLEGE to become one. But then again, OG runs on the LOLI SCIENTIST logic of anime, so its excusable, I guess.   Garnet being Garnet, while Giado counters with a penis joke which I won't show here, as it made me facepalm so badly. Anyways, this mission, you have to protect a base from DC attack by a force of lions led by Elzam. This can be pretty hard, as you need to protect a point from enemy presence, and Lions, being airborne can move pretty far really quickly. Thus, its best to run at them headlong, and kill as many as possible. THis causes them to target you rather than moving, and also lessens the number of guys you need to worry about.  Good lord! I'm kicking so much ass, they're hurling captial ships at me now!  Using a space battleship to destroy fighters. Overkill? yes. Fun to do? Also, yes.  At this point, Ingram himself shows up to help, and uses this nifty machine, the Wildshwein. I hate to say it, but Ingram is pretty good, but the fact that I can't give it to someone else is maddening.  And Ryusei, who has been absent the entire stage shows up and shoots down the cruiser missile, saving everyone. YAY!  After the battle, Ingram reveals that we'll join up with the Ship we just saved, the Hagane, and go to the DC's headquarters on Aidoneaus Island. Ryusei then frets about this, but as for me?  I like those odds! Until next time, Dietaku AWAY!! |
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| Jeff | Apr 7 2009, 02:21 PM Post #15 |
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Lord of Pie & BBWs
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Even in times of despair and frustration, Ryusei can make boob jokes and fanboi-gasm over Supers. ... HOLY CRAP, I AM A RYUSEI! |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Dietaku | Apr 28 2009, 12:09 AM Post #16 |
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 ON THE LAST EPISODE OF SUPER ROBOT TAISEN, NORIKO AND NONO WERE WHACKING THE STMC....Oh, wait, wrong game. Anyways....  Here we are with the Hagane, the battleship we had last mission being attacked by some DC subs. Amazingly, the Hagane, being a space battleship, is also a super-sub, too. Amazing, isn't it? Meanwhile, Ryusei was...  Man, you JUST realized that? Screw that noice. Moving on.  Giado and Garnet seem to be the only ones who realize how amazingly cool the Hagane is.  The Tesla Drive function of the Hagane seems to be broken, and this makes it suspect to a DC ambush. This makes me wonder if having so many features was such a good idea? Right? Eeh, whatev. Even though the subs are captial ships, this stage is silly as hell. Moving on, again.  Kusuha then realizes how mechasexual Ryusei is, either that, or his love interest hasn't been revealed yet, or both....    While Kusuha jills off to her friend's fetishes, Ryusei gets a juicy chunk of backstory on Rai. Seems he was part of an experiment with the Huckbein series of mechs, which ran off black holes for fuel, and inevitably blew up. Rai, as a result lost his left hand, which had to be reconstucted using alien technology from a conveneint robot lion.....Or soemthing like that. Despite the risks, Irm takes a Huckbein for his personal mech, to great effect i must say.  And Latooni proivdes this most astute line. I mean, come on, if she was any more verbose, I'd have to shoot myself /sarcasm.  And Ryusei isn't the only one to get in on the fetish scene. Ooh, Latooni, you naughty girl!  A School for piloting mechs? That's almost as bad as a school for playing card games! (Dan: But, Dietaku! Gunbuster did that, too!) ...Yeah, it did. Okay, I can forgive them   And Aya and Ingram go all EVANGELION for a second, hinting at Aya's backstory as a test subject for her father's ESP research institue.  And with our heros mobbed by DC goons once more, they always find time to hit on each other.  DOHOHOHO, Irm, you card!  And the Goon of the Week (GOTW) is Tempest, yet another dude in a Guarlion. Except, he has 17500 HP, which is a LOT at this point.  Ryusei+ Wildraubtier plane mode=GOD MODE  You're killed? Anyways, once you beat Tempest, he scurries off like the toad he is.  And We leave with probably the lulziest line that anyone, let alone Latooni, has said thus far.  And, so, until next time, keep analyzing! Edited by Dietaku, Apr 28 2009, 10:11 AM.
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| Jeff | Apr 28 2009, 09:00 AM Post #17 |
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Lord of Pie & BBWs
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Ahh. Good stuff, man. I particularly liked the ANALYSIS BINOCULARS! Also, should I consider myself sad to have gotten every single reference you made? Hmm... |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Dietaku | May 19 2009, 02:18 PM Post #18 |
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Yeah, I just want to say before this that I HAVE been updating this, although it inevitably gets swallowed up by the fanfare for "Jeff LPs Tetris" : haha! Its funny because its true! : Aah! I can;t believe you said that! After all, all YOU do is ram it into any availible hole! Your behavior offends my womanly sensibilities!: Wait, you're a woman?Ahem, anyways....  HOLY! Does that guy have metal wleded to his FACE? Damn, that's hardkoor. Anyways, Tempest is transferred to the rearguard, while our old buddy Tenzan is sent to the front. This,, this is a good idea HOW?  And this, this is a great plan, because it ALWAYS works, amirite?     And then our heros are redirected to Wake Island, where we need to take out the DC base here, which has a number of fun emplacements, or gun emplacements (Whichever). Which honestly, are as scary as a lion (Read: not at all)  You know, for a stuck in the middle of the Pacific Ocean Island, you guys sure have fortified it.  After dicking around a bit, Masaki and the Cybuster shows up. While Ryusei then has to change his pants.  And Masaki then proceeds to blow up ALL the guns. Yay for map attacks!   Tenzan shows up, and Masaki, politely tells him to fuck off. Then Masaki takes off himself, because he's just too cool for school. Effer.  Fools! Don;t they know about the M38 nebula? [/endultrmanreference]     BAHAHAHAHA! I really can't say anything you're not thinking, so let's leave it at that.  Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet! Masaki and the Cybuster join up, granting the SRX team its first super robot to play around with!    And Ryusei proves he's a super fan, once and for all.  Irm then gets a call from his dad to go save him, and takes off in a jet. Rai makes this comment, and my reaction was, "Yeah, and this stopped us before HOW?"  Irm and his Dad have a touching reunion, but irm is apprehensive when his dad produces a new "gift" the super robot Grungust, to him, rattling some other dangers of having a super scientist dad.  After you win, with the Grungust, this is a breeze, the girls fawn over Irm's dad, who is understandably, pretty cool. That's all I have....  :!!!!: Hey, you're not L block!: My own clone! Now we won't be virgins! : Uh, cool, I guess?Okay, enough Tetris antics! I hope you enjoyed it! |
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| Jeff | May 19 2009, 02:24 PM Post #19 |
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Lord of Pie & BBWs
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Jeff's LP's tetris? The sad part is, I'd do it and STILL find a way to reference a previous LP in so doing. Awesome stuff, d00d. |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Sean | May 31 2009, 08:07 AM Post #20 |
The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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Hey, I wonder if Masaki's name is a reference to anything! (Also Jeff, if you LP Tetris I will both laugh and cry at the same time.) |
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