Amazing Quest 3: Ever Made Story

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Amazing Quest 3: Ever Made Story; The most amazing story ever told...kinda
Topic Started: Nov 22 2008, 06:14 PM (166 Views)
ddrattack	Jan 24 2009, 12:55 PM Post #11
The DDR of all things Rythm Posts: 299 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: Jul 9, 2008 Quote "Rawr! I'm a pwnasaurus REX!	The penultimate chapter? I wanted moar!!!!



Jeff	Jan 27 2009, 12:12 AM Post #12
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,386 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote You are but the strongest KNIGHT! You should be able to ROCK ME!	Chapter 10 – We’re actually NOT going to bone over the cast of this game in the sequel, unlike some companies… Finally, with all character-specific quests completed (or if you don’t, that doesn’t even REALLY prohibit you from going on anyways…) you have a few choices to make, namely revolving around how you contend with Holstein. With all six talismans in-hand you can summon her, regardless of where you are (this becomes doubly funny if you opt to fight her in a place like Guy’s bedroom or where innocent civilians are nearby) or you can, instead, opt to storm the gates of her castle. Because only wusses and lesser wimps do the first, we’re going to storm the gates! Her area is a newly-opened area on the map, just a bit northwards of the chocolate mines (a magic gate will beam you up to the floating continent). When you arrive, the cast stops to talk. Tim: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! MY EARS ARE POPPING! Nixx ganks Tim with his spoon, automatically KO’ing him. Nixx: AND MINE ARE BLEEDING. SHUT IT UP, YOU! Guy: So… the floating continent again! Are we all ready? Roth: Sans Tim, I believe so, Guy. Bolte: Just be careful! Traps could be laying around ANY corner! Starr: Actually, that strikes me as remarkably unlikely – seeing as that castle is clearly a temple dedicated from the ancients who worshipped Holst as some kind of goddess. Bolte: And how do you know that? The camera pans up to a massive statue of Holstein, carved from gold atop the building before it scrolls back down to the party. Deima: Hmph. I’m not impressed. Bolte: … Ahem. We should still be careful. You then go up to the door when this triggers more talking. Bolte: Eh? TRAP! WATCH IT! Nixx shoves Tim forward onto the doorstep as a massive walrus falls atop him. Roth: Oh my gosh! A walrus! Starr: What an… unorthodox trap… Nixx: It got Tim! Guy: Actually, YOU got Tim. The trap just helped. Roth: It’s blocking the door… now what do we do? You’re then free to walk around. This trap has proven newb-crushing for some odd reason. Go up to the walrus and tap “A” a few times. Guy: Poke! Poke, poke, poke! Walrus: … Guy: Poke! Poke! Poke! Walrus: … urr? Guy: Hmm… I was hoping that agitating it would make it move… Starr: Let me try! In high school, I was known as the “Queen of Burns”. Nixx: Yeah, sure… Starr: You have weak molecular bonds! Your phyla condones cannibalism! Nixx: That’s NOT how you agitate a walrus. Bolte: And you have something better? Nixx: I do, in fact! Hey! Hey! Mr. Walrus! Walrus: Urr? Nixx: Say it! Say it! Say it! Nixx begins leaping up and down excitedly, flailing his arms. Nixx: Say it! Say it! Say it! SAY! IT! SAY! IT!!! Walrus: Sigh Nixx: I WON’T STOP BUGGING YOU UNTIL YOU SAY IT! Walrus: Coo-coo-kachew. Happy now? Roth: It talked?! Walrus: Oh, forget this, man; I don’t have to take this grief. I’m leaving. The walrus trudges off, leaving a flattened Tim below it. Nixx: Nap time’s over, sleepy head! Nixx swats Tim with his spoons, knocking Tim to his feet somehow. Nixx: Let’s go! Guy: What is WRONG with this picture? And this was, apparently, an exercise over who could read. Go ahead; scroll back to page 1, line 12. I’ll be here when you’re back. Back now? Good. You then can heal Tim and freely go into the temple/castle thing. If you’re not close to level 75-80 by now, you WILL be destroyed by the enemies here. You’ll be attacked by the toughest foes yet and at an annoyingly high encounter rate. On the plus side of this, if you enter this area at level 80, you’ll probably reach Holstein at level 90. Enemies of note are the Fanatical Zealots, who spam light-elemented attacks, successfully making Tim MORE useless than he usually is and the Temple Girls, who use “Chichi-Chichi Oppai Dance” casting “Stop” on all the male characters in tow at the start of the battle. I hate those bitches. Better or worse than the Eudaemonias? YOU decide! Go on inside and you’ll eventually find a large church-like area. Inside is the douche we all love to hate – Montrecalli! Montrecalli: And, lo! The goddess did look with disdain upon the knaves of the so-called “Pussing Clans” and… Guy: HEY! It’s “PUDDING” clan to you, bitch tits! Montrecalli: Oh, come now. It was a simple typo. Every SNES game has at least one, if not more. Guy: And what about your goddess?! Montrecalli: The artificial lifeforms – the Pudding Clan – created by the “Lost” ones… you’re not welcomed in Mistress Holstein’s new world! Guy: Artificial… Montrecalli: Heh. You didn’t know? I’m surprised the little bitch didn’t explain it to you. Tim: HEY! I AM NOT A-- Nixx: Shut up, he meant Bolte. Tim: I knew that… I was just testing you… Bolte: … Montrecalli: The Pudding Clan is just a lie. You’re a science experiment that has since LONG run its course! The goddess’ extermination of you all was little more than fogging the roaches! Guy: !!! YOU BASTARD! Guy lunges forward, splitting Montrecalli’s podium into a flurry of toothpicks as well as the very fancy hat he was wearing. Montrecalli leaps aside to avoid this, but the on-lookers flee in terror. Montrecalli: Hmph! You raise your sword against a man of the goddess? Should you defeat me, a righteous man such as I will surely be avenged by his mistress! Guy: I’ll kill you AND cast your idol-bitch to the ground! Montrecalli: You think you can take me alone? This is where things get interesting. You get a prompt with the options “BRING IT, BITCH!” or “Do I look retarded to you?”. Saying the first will make you fight him one-on-one, whereas the second calls forth your other party members (if Guy was NOT in the party, he automatically takes point and bumps back anyone else by one slot). -Prompt 1- Bring it, bitch! Montrecalli: Hmph! Such arrogance! Maybe if you manage to put up a challenge, I’ll spare your friends. Guy: Won’t even be an issue! I’ll win, no doubt! Montrecalli: I’ll take great joy in singing your funeral dirge. Guy: It’s open mic night in HELL, old man! -Prompt 2- Do I look retarded to you? Your two teammates rush to Guy’s side. Montrecalli: Hmph! Come at me one at a time or all at once! Your fate will remain the same! Guy: Fate is an excuse used by the weak! This is JUSTICE! Montrecalli: You heathens know nothing of “justice”! Who do you think you are?! Guy: The real question is – WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! -Boss Fight!- The Great Montrecalli LP: 70000 Montrecalli isn’t all that different from Munchausen from before. He has all tier-3 elemental powers and his own special “Pillars of Light” which hits the party for surprisingly little damage – but does so about 250 times a pop. This is probably the ONLY time I recommend Guy’s “ultimate” form, due to it having much higher magical defenses than the Peanut Butter form, especially if you opted to fight him solo. Go all-out in this fight, because if you don’t you will probably be obliterated. Deima is a good asset in this fight if she already learned “Dalk Wahp”, a sure-hit dark move with surprisingly good results. When Montrecalli gets below 10000 LP, he’ll begin busting out healing moves, with mixed results (I’ve seen as low as 10 LP and as high as 5000 LP, so who knows how that works) so if you keep the heat up at that point, the victory is basically yours. Good luck! Montrecalli: !!! N-no! Impossible! I-I… I was… supposed to spend eternity… with Mistress Holstein! Guy: Oh. Don’t worry. You will. Montrecalli: Y-you? You’ll… spare me? Guy: No. Guy takes off Montrecalli’s head with his sword. Guy: You’ll spend all of eternity with her in Hell. Nixx: Or the “Shadow Realm” depending on who gets our anime rights. Bolte: Don’t even JOKE about that! Guy: Damn it, guys, you JUST ruined my dramatic awesome! Roth: We don’t have time for this, guys. Let’s get moving! Guy: Roth’s right. All that remains is Holstein! You then leave the area through the back doors and head down the long hallway there. At the end, you’ll enter it and suddenly be in a huge garden area. Nixx: ? We can’t be outside, are we? Starr: No. We’re still inside the building, but it DOES feel like we’re outside, doesn’t it? I feel the breeze and even what feels like sunlight… Roth: What a weird place! It’s just a pity we couldn’t do this sort of thing in the mines… Guy: I get the feeling that something’s up. On your toes everyone! Tim: But I can’t walk like that! Roth: What was that about “Ballet is for gaijins”, again? Tim: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Deima: I’m gonna pretend that little exchange didn’t just happen. You then get free reign to explore the garden. You can even find the exit but Starr will stop you and lecture you about game programming and event flags and how there’s something plot-related in the garden that must be dealt with if not for the plot’s progression, than for the game not wigging out during the next event. Continuing to do this will make Bolte get possessed by DTK’s top programmer, who will explicitly tell you to go to the center of the garden in order to progress the story. Once there, you meet a highly androgynous guy (yes, it’s a guy, believe it or not) who triggers an event. Tim: Hey! Look! It’s Jeffcom’s Noboobed Krakkajim! Krakkajim?: Hey! I’m a d00d, d00d. Roth: That’s a d00d? Krakkajim?: And I’m NOT Krakkajim. My name is TiVo! Nixx: I feel as if I should get the reference, but it’s just not clicking. TiVo: Ha-ha-haaa! Guy! Nixx! Guy: What? TiVo: You certainly must remember you arch-rival! We’ve been going at it since we were in training pants! Guy: … Nixx: … TiVo: … Well? Guy and Nixx glance at each other and then back at TiVo. Guy: Do we… know you? TiVo: WHAT?! YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN MY AWESOME POWER?! Nixx: Uhh… no? I don’t think we’ve met. I’d remember a boy as pretty as you. And not in a good way. TiVo: B-but… all these years of plotting my revenge… and Holstein adopting me – and she has GREAT boobs, man, no lie… Nixx: Whoa, seriously? TiVo: Totally. Nixx: I must admit that’s a pretty tempting offer. Bolte stomps on Nixx’s left foot as Guy stomps on his right. Nixx: BUT I MUST DECLINE ON MORAL GROUNDS. (Owwwwwwww…) Guy: Why the grudge, anyways? TiVo: HA-HA-HAAA!!! When we were kids… NIXX PUSHED ME OVER DURING SOCCER PRACTICE! Nixx: … Wait, what? TiVo: YES!!! I REMEMBER THE MALICE… the HATE… in that single moment… and I have since dedicated my ENTIRE LIFE for this glorious moment of VENGEANCE! Guy: … Nixx: Oh. Wait, that was you? Oh. Sorry about that, man. I slid on some mud and bumped into someone. Must’ve been you. TiVo: … W-wait… that… was an accident? Nixx: Yep. TiVo: … My… entire… life… wasted… Deima: Looks like he’s about to cry. TiVo strikes a pose. TiVo: I-IRRELEVANT! I’ll crush you anyways and then, being the last among Holstein’s servants, I’ll automatically get to be the goddess’ right-hand man. Bolte: Woman. TiVo: YOU BITCH! That’s it!!! I’ve had enough! I WON’T TAKE THIS SITTING DOWN! Nixx: Then stand up. TiVo: GRAAAAAAAAAGH! THERE!!! THAT MALICE! IT WAS DEFINITELY YOU!!! Nixx: Heh. I am kind of a dick, aren’t I? Guy: THAT’S NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF! TiVo leaps into the air, roaring. A bright light eclipses the screen, thus giving all the beta testers epilepsy and a burning desire to travel back in time and murder whoever contemplated the “lens flare” idea for video games. When the light dies and you return from your seizure, TiVo has grown strange, brown wings and grown about 200 feet taller and sudden resembles a gargoyle with a “R” shaped horn. Guy: kcuf eht tahW? TiVo: I TOO AM OF THE PUDDING CLAN! Nixx: Hey, Guy, why can’t you do that? Guy: Because I’m not gay enough, I guess. TiVo: YOU ARE SO DEAD FOR THAT ONE!!! -Boss Fight!- TiVo LP: 80000 This guy has the single-most annoying battle song in the game – and it’s also his image song called “Rewind the Improbability” – but lucky for YOU, it’s the only annoying element of the fight. He basically hits really hard and has a lot of LP, but is an otherwise predictable and fairly generic battle. He attacks twice, blocks once, then uses a full-party tech called “GRIMDARK RAGE” – a set-damage move that always does 666 damage, making it not only one of the weakest attacks you’ll be exposed to at this point in the game, it’s also the silliest and most generic. He’s, obviously, dark-elemented so use that to your edge as you see fit. When the fight ends, TiVo explodes anticlimactically and reverts back to his human form. TiVo: Urk! No! I… it should not… end like this! Deima: Silly human. Why don’t you understand that grudges will only lead to other grudges? You should learn to forgive and move on with life. In the end, it was your own childish hatred that led to your inevitable downfall – not Nixx’s antagonizing. Guy: Why, Deima! I’m amazed. That was truly profound. Deima: Me love you long time? Guy: Sigh. Starr: You realize she only builds you up to knock you down, Guy… TiVo: Umm, hello? Nixx: Oh. Right. You. I guess we should say something. TiVo: I… I only… wanted… to be friends… with the cool kids. Nixx: … I like beets. TiVo: Fuck… you… Nixx… TiVo’s sprite fades away. Guy: You really are a dick, y’know, dude. Nixx: Yeah, I know. Let’s get going. Guy: Mm-hmm. You then enter into a room where you’re addressed by a ridiculously human-like robot maid who informs you that you can choose what to do next at a fork in the road. If you go right, you’ll head to Holstein’s bedchamber and to the final fight, but if you go left you can, instead, opt to fight a series of challenging bosses in return for great power. Head left there and prepare for a LONG fight. Inside, you’ll be locked in and forced to run the gauntlet. If you were smart, you’d have used the save state point next to the maid, otherwise you might be in trouble. You then fight copies of your party members and – yes – you fight Deima even if you never got her. In the first room, a copy of Tim is there. Tim: Wh-what?! It’s… me? But, I’m me! Aren’t I? Ooo! Are you the Matrix?! Tim Copy: … Tim: I feel it! You’re challenging me and my nakama to a fight? Fine! Bring it, baka! -Boss Fight!- Leotarded Ninja Boy LP: 50000 That seems like very little at this point in the game, but the problem is, this bastard is fast. He even has several team-attacking moves that can get fairly annoying as he attacks before you and in between every one of your guys. He does rather little damage in terms of pure hitting power but the sheer number of turns that can go by before you heal gets to be rather annoying. If you try to debuff his speed, he uses pop rocks and a coke to go into “Hyper Annoying Child Mode” and ALL his attacks become full-party hits, so don’t try it. Just beat on him with regular attacks with Guy, Nixx, Roth or Starr and you’ll probably be just fine. The clone merges into Tim. Narrator: Tim realized his true power and doesn’t suck quite as much anymore! Tim: YAY! Narrator: But it’s too late in the story for that to really matter. Tim: BOO!!! Move onto the next room and you’ll see a copy of Bolte. Bolte: What? A copy of me?! Well, at least it has good tastes! BUT THAT’S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! YOU OWE ME ONE GOLD EVERY TIME YOU BREATHE!!! Bolte Copy: … Bolte: Refusing to acknowledge me? I’ll make you pay! PLEBS! TO THE BATTLEFRONT! -Boss Fight!- Alabaster Bitch LP: 55000 This boss is, as you might’ve guessed, a bitch. She has a ridiculously over-powered self-heal tech that doesn’t expend her MP to use and she loves spamming attacks like “Thunder Break” and “Shine Spark” that hit the entire party that Bolte herself CAN’T EVEN LEARN. Lay on the buffs and lay them on thick because this fight is a pain if given the chance. I recommend Guy, Bolte and Starr, personally. The clone merges with Bolte. Narrator: Bolte realized her true potential! Stats up! Bolte: Awright! Move onto the next room and encounter a copy of Nixx. Nixx: What a devilishly handsome foe! Nixx Copy: … Nixx: … Look, that intro had all sorts of issues. No comedic timing, terrible execution and was just RIDDLED with plot holes! Let me show you how to do it right! LIGHTS! -Boss Fight!- Spoony One LP: 60000 This guy is dangerous, namely because he’s fast and powerful. He attacks just as frequently as the Leotarded Ninja Boy, but hits for about three times as much. He also says random Japanese phrases such as “Ore wa raminningin!” and lets loose into your party with ridiculous acrobatic feats. He doesn’t use much in terms of magic and has few multi-target techniques, so keep persistent and you’ll beat him. The clone merges into Nixx. Narrator: Nixx comes to the reality of his powers! Stats up! Nixx: And that’s the end of my song! Dun~! Go on to the next room. I think you see a pattern emerging as a copy of Starr stands there. Starr: Somehow I just shouldn’t be surprised… but I can’t help it! It looks so much like me… Starr copy: … Starr: What the hell do you mean “I will kill you and become real”?! I don’t think so! GET REAL! … Oh wait. I mean. NO! DON’T GET REAL! DIE!!! -Boss Fight!- Chubby Bunny LP: 65000 This fight is only hard if you let it go on for too long. The CB loves spamming self-buffs and MP drain spells, but the trade-off is that it’s very slow. Problem is? It has fairly high defense. If you do not kill this thing quickly, you will get plowed under by it. Break out whatever is necessary – be it Pudding Forms, Superfantastico, or Hissatsu badassness. By now you probably have more items than you’ll ever be able to use – so you’re more than likely in good shape. The clone merges with Starr. Narrator: Starr’s come to understand her true power! Stats up! Starr: We did it! Let’s hurry on! Next room: Roth Roth: Hmph! You may look as I do – but you’re just a fake! You lack inner strength! Roth copy: … Roth: Let me show you just how my training has paid off! -Boss Fight!- Minor Miner LP: 70000 Much like TiVo, the only danger in this opponent is his high power and defense. The difference is that he has no multi-targeting attacks, so either bust out heavy hitters like Guy, Roth and Starr or magic-spam with Nixx, Bolte and Deima. Fuck Tim. Metaphorically speaking. The clone merges with Roth. Narrator: Roth’s true strength unveiled itself! Stats up! Roth: Heh! You need far more power before you can even hope to stand up to me! Next: Deima Deima: Ooo! What FUN we shall have! Deima copy: … Deima: We could fight… but wouldn’t you rather… fight? … No? Poo. -Boss Fight!- Snakestress LP: 75000 This fight is a damned nightmare. EVERY ATTACK SHE HAS HITS THE WHOLE PARTY. Oh, and before I forget – all of them are on-par or superior to the tier-3 magics. Her only glaring weakness is her lack of physical defense, but since her magic can rape guys like Nixx, Tim or Roth in just a turn or two, relying on Guy’s pudding forms might be the best way to go about it. You’ll know when she hits half health, as she does “Snake’s Roulette” where one of your three party members will randomly be auto-KO’d. If this is Guy whilst in his pudding form, good luck having someone with enough defense to get up and keep fighting whilst Bolte tries to revive him. The clone merges with Deima Narrator: Deima’s true powers have surfaced! Stats up! Deima: Ooo! That felt GOOD!!! If you know what I mean… And finally, the next room holds a copy of Guy. Guy: Heh. This again? This’ll be easy! Guy copy: … Guy: Eh? What a malicious force coming off this one. He’s not like the last time this happened. Best get serious. HAVE AT YOU! -Boss Fight!- Protagonist Agony LP: 80000 This fight can be either really easy or really hard, depending on dumb luck. The PA randomly picks one of Guy’s pudding forms, then uses them for one turn to execute an attack. Some forms (Vanilla and Strawberry, mostly) are ridiculously weak or offer very little benefit, and since PA’s attacks are picked via Random Number Generator, some people find this fight almost insultingly simple. However, if PA uses Guy’s stronger forms, you can easily have your entire team annihilated in one round. Use EVERYTHING you got against this guy – hold nothing back. The clone merges with Guy. Narrator: The final form of Guy’s abilities have become reality. Stats up! Guy: Is this everything? Then only Holstein remains! The group will leave the hall and return to the mecha-maid, where you will be healed to 100% and you may save. Next is, after all this, Holstein. Go up the path to the right to the Super Long Staircase of Forebode™ until you arrive at what appears to be a very large, very lavish bedroom. The party fans out and begins speaking. Nixx: Where is everybody? Guy: HOLSTEEEEEEEEEEEIN!!! Starr: GAH!!! Th-thanks, Guy! I’ll never worry about getting hiccups ever again! The camera pans forward slightly as Holstein and Lucidah approach them Holstein: Ahh… I was expecting you all… Son of Pudding, and his friends… welcome to my humble abode. Nixx: There’s nothing “Humble” about having psychotic cultists, a neurotic gargoyle AND a hallway of miniboss clones, you psychobitch! Lucidah: These were the trouble-makers that old bag of dirt talked about? Some kids and a scruffy bunny? Tim: HEY! Starr: Tim, she was making fun of me. Tim: Oh… Guy: I am so sick and tired of this nonsense! I got woken up – EARLY – dragged on some stupid whirlwind adventure I wanted no part of and nearly beaten to death more times than I care to count – only to learn my distant ancestors were nearly purged from the Earth by YOU, and all you can say is “I WAS EXPECTING YOU”?! Nuh-uh. No fuckin’ way, lady. You’re history! Lucidah: WATCH YOUR TONGUE! You are in the presence of the most high, Holstein! Holstein: Now, now, dear… allow me to speak with these individuals, personally. Why don’t you put some clothes on and go out for a bit? Lucidah: God, mom! You never understand me. I want to express my natural form! I am a nudist! I embrace my body, I don’t try to hide it! Holstein: Yes, yes, good, good. Go outside and play. Lucidah: Pffft. Whatever. Lucidah warps away. Holstein: Now, where were we? Oh! Yes. The party is suddenly frozen in crystal up to their neck. Nixx: What the--?! Starr: This is?! What kind of rock is this?! Guy: !!! Deima: This would turn me on SO BADLY if I didn’t have a feeling of impending doom looming over me… Holstein: Now, now. Don’t fear. Even if you were completely encapsulated, you wouldn’t suffocate. I just want your undivided attention. The crystals cap over their heads. Holstein: Whilst I show you absolute terror right here and now for your defiance. Holstein floats to Tim’s crystal and looms over it. Holstein: Tim. Little, innocent Tim. You wanted so badly for the older, cool kids to like and respect you that you put up with how much they abused you. Even then, you knew in your heart you all were friends… but that doesn’t matter. Your life… is over. Tim’s crystal explodes, leaving nothing left. Holstein floats over to Roth’s crystal. Holstein: Roth. The mighty miner, Roth. You wanted to prove to everyone your strength and philosophy of manliness. You were quiet, trying ever-vigilantly to aid your friends. But your efforts were in vain. Your life… is over. Roth’s crystal explodes. Holstein then goes to Bolte’s crystal. Holstein: Princess Bolte. The loud, condescending princess, Bolte. You hide your gentle heart between an angry and sarcastic mask. Inside, however, you wish that people would just like you. You wasted your time. Your life… is over. Bolte’s crystal explodes. She then goes to Starr’s crystal. Holstein: Starr. Self-conscious, passionate Starr. You just wanted to study the world and uncover the ancient secrets for the sake of science. Along the way you discovered love could blossom even in the strangest of settings. But that love ends now. Your life… is over. Starr’s crystal explodes. She then looms over Nixx’s crystal. Holstein: Nixx. Young, carefree Nixx. You want to make people happy and fill the human race with laughter. You willingly give of yourself to others, constantly seeking affirmation and affection from them. Your goals were foolish from the start. Your life… is over. Nixx’s crystal explodes. Next, she goes to Deima’s crystal. Holstein: Deima. Eternally youthful, eternally longing. You seek every next encounter hoping to fill a void in your heart you do not understand. You cannot be with anyone but a Pudding clansman due to your magical powers. You also see your immortality as a curse. A curse I will now liberate you from. Your life… is over. Deima’s crystal explodes. Finally, she drifts over to Guy’s, which sudden erupts, Guy now freed from it. Holstein: Wh-what is this?! Guy: You… have gone WAY TOO FAR!!! Guy draws his sword and swings, but Holstein flies back from his blade. Guy immediately gives chase after her until he has her with her back to a wall. Guy: YOU! Holstein: Hold your blade. I am merely liberating you from your own little man-made Hell. Guy: WHAT?! What are you talking about?! Holstein: Simple. Those mortals were holding you back from your TRUE potential. Guy: What are you— Holstein: Hmph. Just as simple-minded as your ancestors. So long as you were being bound by the constructs of the human world, you would never realize your true reason for being. Your existence is to serve… me. Your true maker. Guy: What?! Holstein: Trust me, those silly little “Lost Masters” never would’ve known HALF of what they discovered had it not been for ME pulling the strings behind the scenes. The Pudding Clan? The ancient architecture? The ancient weapons? All my doing. All of it. Mine. You… belong… to ME. Guy: I DON’T BELIEVE THAT!!! NOT A DAMN WORD! Holstein: Exactly who is pulling the strings of who here, you might be wondering… or why I instructed my own progeny to end wars that were apparently beneficial to me. Guy: You… you TOLD Lucidah to destroy Deathseth?! Holstein: Ahh… it was a shame. He began getting a little TOO ambitious. Sometimes, sacrifices must be made. As was the case with TiVo. Guy: You… you treat your own flesh and blood as pawns? Holstein: There’s no subtext here, Guy. I love my children – humans included. It’s just sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good. Of COURSE the pudding clan demonizes me. History is simply recorded by those who win. Guy: I… Holstein: Guy The Mann… you are a good boy, with lots of potential. So, let’s make… a deal. Guy: … Holstein: Relinquish your Pudding Clan powers. Join me, instead, and take your rightful place as my progeny. If you do so, I’ll revive your friends, okay? How’s that sound? Guy: … I… Then you are given the most important prompt in the game. “Surrender” “Fight” If you choose surrender, go straight to the “Endings” section below. If you fight… Narrator: Guy knew, in his heart, that he could not believe the things he was being told. He knew that no matter what the circumstances, he could not give up. He would fight, one last time. For his friends… and Tim too… Guy: … I… I… Holstein: Yes, dear? Guy: I will… FIGHT!!! Guy brandishes his sword, slashing Holstein across the face and spraying a trail of blood across the nearby wall as Holstein suddenly vanishes and the room goes dark. Holstein: YOU… LITTLE… INGRATE!!! Here I was… showing you SO much mercy and grace after all you and your disgusting little “clan” have done to me… and THIS is how you repay my generosity! Guy: YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS! THE WOMAN I LOVE! TIM! If that’s YOUR idea of generosity, you can shove it up your ass, lady! I will fight! I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE THIS IAQ FUNNY!!! Holstein: Then… in that case you leave me no choice! I… I will descend… unto a fury. Guy: Did you say “Furry”? Holstein: FURY! I SAID “FURY”!!! Guy suddenly finds himself atop a floating island in darkness as a massive creature appears before him. It appears to be a giant version of Holstein from waist up, sans now with angelic wings, massive horns on her head and no clothes, whereas below the waist coils into a massive snake’s tail. Guy: Huh. She really DID say “furry”… Holstein: COME! SOULS OF MY SERVANTS!!! Guy: I’m going to enjoy this, bitch! BRING IT!!! -Boss Fight!- Variable Holstein (V-Holst) LP: Depends on phase This is easily the coolest part of the game. Guy’s theme song “The Knight of Pudding” is blaring in the background, whilst Holstein begins channeling bosses you faced prior. When she does, she is a perfect mimic of the bosses (IE: No power ups) so feel free to reference earlier parts of this IAQ to figure each part out, should you find yourself somehow unable to plow through this part. The bosses she mimics are: Munchkin Mum Shade Guardian Mega Mole Breaker Sand Dino Oversize Opponent Crab Rahmhotekmet Element Revolver Sirene the Beast Yuusha Spark Sebastian the Uncle Noone & Noname Meido Meido Shin Dodongo Scrapped Dullahan Munchausen the Damned And finally, The Great Montrecalli This may seem like a lot/suicidally dangerous, right up until you realize that Guy can one-shot pretty much every enemy on the list up until Yuusha Spark if you’re reasonably leveled, or if you’re psychotic enough to cap the level at 99, you can get to Shin Dodongo before it takes more than one hit a kill, and if you use pudding powers, Munchausen. Really, this is an endurance battle only for the under-achievers. Once you plow through these forms, a new cutscene starts. Holstein: AAAAAAUGH! How did you--?! Guy: Pant Pant Holstein: Your resistance is meaningless! Just give up and die! Guy: I… won’t die. And… I WON’T GIVE UP!!! Guy lets loose a massive burst of energy around him as Holstein recoils away from him a short distance and a flurry of multi-colored dust swarms around him. Holstein: Wh-what?! Guy: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!! Holstein: Your late 80’s references will not save you, boy! Guy: OH YEAH?! HOW ABOUT – TURTLE POWER?! Suddenly the dust slowly forms together and Guy’s comrades one-by-one reappear by his side. Nixx: Whoa! What was THAT all about? Starr: I remember a bright, white light and massive gates that looked like they were made from pearls. Deima: All I remember is being hot and smelling sulfur. Roth: Guy! And—is that Holstein?! Guy: You guys… you came back… Tim: Guy-niichan! You saved us, didn’t you? Bolte: Hmph! Guess we owe you one now… heh. Thanks, Guy. Nixx: What’s wrong? Don’t tell me you’re crying! Guy: Nah! Now’s not the time for tears! Now’s the time for hot-blooded final boss music! The final boss theme cues. Holstein: HEY! You’re not allowed to cue MY fight song! Guy: UP YOURS, PISS GIRL! This is my game, welcome to it!!! Guy brandishes his sword. Nixx: Yeah! We’re ready to win this thing and score BIG TIME bonus points with the chicks! Nixx whips out his spoons. Bolte: This is our world! We humans will dictate our own future! A future where I WILL RULE EVERYTHING! Err—I mean… humans… living in peace or something like that. Bolte takes out her yo-yos. Roth: We’ve traveled far and wide for this! My manly spirit compels me to fight to the end! A REAL MAN NEVER DIES – EVEN IF HE’S KILLED!!! Roth busts out his street sign. Starr: This is Guy’s… this is everyone’s determination! We’ll never give up the fight or our cheesy references! Starr readies her bazooka. Tim: Umm… yeah! What they all said! Tim unveils his loaf of bread. Deima: It’s time for a little payback, you bitch! Deima presents her staff. Holstein: Hmph! Your encouraging speeches about life and love will NOT be helping you! I’ll crush you all here and NOW! Guy: LET’S GO, EVERYONE! Nixx: Hold it! Wait! Stop! Guy: What?! Nixx: We can only have three people in a party! Guy: WHY?! Why don’t we just rush her with everyone at once?! Nixx: … Because we can’t. It’s against the law. Guy: But the ENEMIES never obey that law! Nixx: Hence why they’re EVIL, Guy. Ever think of that? Guy: Oh, for fuck’s sake… You’re then prompted to set up your equipment and party one last time. Heal up and pick out your final party. For me, it was Guy/Starr/Bolte, but everyone has different tastes. Guy: Okay, are we set? Roth: Those of us not in the party, be ready to trade out at a moment’s notice, okay? Bolte: We’re set! Guy: Just one last thing, Nixx? Nixx: Yo? Guy: Why do you insist of being morally upright ONLY when it’s disadvantageous? Holstein: HELLO?! Nixx: No time for that, Guy! Here she comes! -Final Boss!- Goddess Holstein LP: 100000 Yes, this fight is as climactic as the LP amount would tip you off to. Buffs are useless in the traditional way, but useful in a new one – when you cast any on your party, Holstein runs a random chance of using “Distorted Reality” which removes any buffs from your party, but spends her turn on a move that does no damage to you. Apart from that, Holstein is as monstrous as she appears. Her normal attack is the highest in the game and involves confetti and party poppers exploding from her stomach ALA Aliens, which is both horrifying and psychologically scarring (since WHEN do video game companies condone assaulting the PLAYER?!). She has all the tier-3 magic spells and brandishes them liberally, including a slew of attacks with two elements that only she has such as Koji (Light/Wind), Ryoma (Flame/Shadow) and Ikki (Water/Earth) and if you get those references and know which one of them comes from a different decade than the others, odds are you’ve never been laid. Holstein is relentless and has obscene abilities just dripping off her. When her health goes below ¼, she’ll sometimes use a rather dangerous technique called “Hell or Heaven” – which either auto-KO’s one of your party members or heals a ton of damage on herself. This can get dangerous, so be ready for anything. Guy’s Peanut Butter form and spamming of “Aura-Aura-Aura” is the best damage-dealer you got, make it worthwhile. Holstein: I-impossible! You could not… CAN NOT… have that sort of… power! I… am… the supreme entity! I AM HOLSTEIN!!! Guy: Now… you are DEAD! Guy ascends to his ultimate Pudding Form then whips out his enormous sword and flies rapidly around Holstein, slashing away as a shrill, soul-blackening roar emits from her. Guy then stops to pose dramatically as Holstein explodes into a spectacular shower of blood. Guy: MAN, I’m cool! Holstein: You may have beaten me… but I REFUSE to let you win. I’LL BRING THIS WHOLE DAMN TEMPLE DOWN ON YOU! Nixx: Uh-oh. The entire area starts shaking violently. Holstein: HAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAAA! VIVA LA LOAD-BEARING FINAL BOSS!!! Guy: We gotta get outta here! MOVE!!! Guy flies (yes, flies. Being a Pudding clansmen grants flight, it would seem) ahead as the rest run after him as rocks, pillars and statues fall to the ground as the credits of the game appear in the corners. Several scenes of them fleeing through the dungeon are shown as the narrator reintroduces the cast, and then points out how only two characters (Guy and Bolte) have last names. Finally, a scene of Guy blasting open the closed doors of the temple as the crew leaps into the magic light, beaming them safely down to earth as the floating continent breaks apart and falls into the sea ALA SF-X. At this point, you’re given an ending based on a few criteria. Edited by Jeff, Jan 27 2009, 03:12 PM.
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Dietaku	Jan 27 2009, 12:14 AM Post #13
Grade A /B/tard Posts: 501 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: Nov 17, 2008 Quote TOO MUCH HIGH POWER MAN!	YAY! Done! Its been a fun run, but we must say goodbye to Guy, Nixx, and the gang, as we explore other games to ruin, erm. PARODY, yeah. Hehe. See you there, all our nonexistant fans!
	"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!"


Jeff	Jan 27 2009, 03:16 PM Post #14
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,386 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote You are but the strongest KNIGHT! You should be able to ROCK ME!	Jeff's note - Due to space restrictions per post and my forgetting the "Good" ending initially, the endings have been moved down here! Enjoy! -The Endings!- -You Suck At Life Ending- Criteria: Die while fighting Holstein in the final fight (Dying against V-Holst merits a standard Game Over) Guy: What?! N-no! Guy falls alongside his friends. Holstein: So, you really were just typical humans after all. What a pity. You had so much promise… The scene fades to black, followed by the message: “BUT THE SEQUELS REFUSED TO IMPROVE IN QUALITY…” -Half-Assed Ending- Criteria: Getting the six talismans and summoning Holstein as opposed to going to her Guy delivers the final blow by leaping and slashing her face. Holstein jerks back from him as blood gushes over her head. Holstein: You were really… THAT strong? I… underestimated you, Son of Pudding. Good job. Whatever future you purchased for your kind, you most certainly deserve. Holstein breaks apart into dust as Guy turns to face the others. The scene switches to Montrecalli and Munchausen – even if you defeated them (hence the “Half-Assed” part of the ending). Munchausen: Holstein has fallen. What do we do now?! Montrecalli: You worry too much. So we lost one measly god. We have plenty more to choose from, including the likes of Lucidah. Munchausen: What do you mean? Montrecalli: The talismans have been gathered in one place for us. Let us go bring forth our next god, shall we? Munchausen: Heh. Of course! Both of them walk off-screen as the screen fades to black. “THE END?” is displayed as a silhouette of Holstein hovers in the background. Nice job trying to skip the final dungeon there “hero”. Try again. Jackass. -Guy’s Ending- Criteria: Do only Guy’s optional quest and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation The scene opens with a black screen with text. Guy: And just like that, it was all over. The wild animals became tame. The demons have vanished overnight and we no longer have anything holding the team together. Just like that, we all drifted apart, each back to their own city. The scene opens with Guy and Nixx walking on a trail back to Firsttown. Nixx: Well, I quit my job. Guy: Work issues? Nixx: Nah. I found the REAL money comes from killing random woodland creatures. THAT’S where it’s at, man. Guy: I see. Well, no more 4 AM wake up calls, I guess. Nixx: What’s wrong? You’re not happy about that? Guy: … I… uhh. Well, I didn’t like it at first. I guess, in the end, I really did enjoy our time on the road. Nixx: HAH! I knew you’d say something like that! Guy: What? The party suddenly rushes out from the tall grass around them. Nixx: Surprise! Guy: You guys! Bolte: Well?! Aren’t you happy? You BETTER be happy. Guy: I am happy, Bolte. Put your fist down. Roth: Real men make friends from the heart! We are always connected, even when far apart! Tim: I wanna be just like Guy-niichan when I grow up! Deima: You wanna be the Guy, huh? Tim: Hai, Deima-sama! Nixx runs over to Starr. Nixx: Hey! What’s wrong with you? Aren’t you even gonna say anything? Are you mad or something? Starr: Guy… Starr walks over to Guy. Guy: Why are you cryi— Starr tackles Guy, hugging him and taking him to the ground. Starr: I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! FREAKING GET IT THROUGH YOU’RE HEAD! I-LOVE-YOU! TAKE ME! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! DEFILE ME, GUY!!! Guy: I… I… I… This is surprisingly awkward. Not that I’m complaining, but still… Tim: Whoa! Sugoi!!! Roth covers Tim’s eyes. Tim: HEY! Roth: Someone cue the ending! The scene fades to black with the words “THE END”. -Nixx’s Ending- Criteria: Do only Nixx’s optional quest and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation Nixx: And just like that – the war was over. We somehow immortalized ourselves as legends to the peoples of the world. There was only ONE thing to do… The scene opens with Nixx in a lavish throne-like chair with Bolte and Deima dressed in bikinis, holding snacks and drinks. Nixx: Sell off those stupid “Weapons of Antiquity” and live it up!!! Bolte: Hey, something’s wrong with this scene! Nixx: Not from where I’m sitting. How about another grape? Deima: Ooo! Yes, master! Allow me! Nixx: Heh heh. Life’s hard… when you’re livin’ the nightmare… The scene fades out and then opens again with the team standing atop the cliff they warped down to. Nixx: Heh heh heh. Bolte: What’s the matter with him? Guy: He’s been like this since we got back. He just keeps giggling and talking about nightmares. I don’t get it. Starr: Maybe some things are best left a mystery… Nixx: Heh heh heh. Another grape! Heh heh heh. Guy: … I think you’re right. The scene fades once more to black and a “THE END” sign. -Bolte’s Ending- Criteria: Do only Bolte’s optional quest and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation Bolte: Just as suddenly as it began, the battle ended. My kingdom was returned to its proper form and my parents were restored to the throne. Now, only one thing to do… The scene opens to a theme part called “BOLTE LAND”. Bolte: And now, a theme park dedicated to my beauty, wisdom, courage and charm – with epic retellings of how my servants and I saved the world from the evil goddess Holstein!!! Lights and balloons fly around for a moment as Bolte’s image song plays. Bolte: But… I… can’t believe I’m saying this. I… I really miss Nixx… The next scene is a picture of Bolte running over the horizon towards Firsttown. Guy: Hey, isn’t that Bolte over there? Nixx: Uh-oh. She’s after me cuz I copped a feel. RUN AWAY! Guy: Why am I being dragged along with this?! Nixx: SWORDSMAN! EPIC. HEROIC. HELP ME. Guy: Fuck… The scene fades to black with “THE END” sign. -Roth’s Ending- Criteria: Do only Roth’s optional quest and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation Roth: Mine is a story of a man who was willing to defy destiny. I returned to my mine and found a strange thing. A picture of a robot with a massive “NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE” sign on its ‘face’. Roth: It was apparently from the ancient culture known as the Sign People – of whom I am a descendant. The robot was powered by manly courage and willpower. I soon found myself fighting evil aliens – the OctoOcto Empire! A picture of Roth, in the robot, fighting little cartoony octopi in flying saucers flying down at him is shown. Roth: Entire galaxies stand against me. But I will not be deterred! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?! The scene fades to black and “THE END”. -Starr’s Ending- Criteria: Do only Starr’s optional quest and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation Starr: After all the dust settled, we came out the victors. Then, slowly, as we traveled back home, the group branched off and returned home. I, however, did not want to return to the way things were before I met Guy and the others. I left my old life behind to begin a new one with him. A silhouetted image of Guy and Starr, holding hands, walking into the sunset is displayed. Starr: Ever-restless, we wandered the world over, hunting the myths and legends of the world. The next image is Guy standing triumphantly over the corpse of what appears to be Big Foot, battered and bruised whilst Starr is in the foreground, posing for the camera – not a scratch on her. Starr: Turns out, it helps to have a travel companion! Guy: Oww… The scene fades to black and “THE END”. -Tim’s Ending- Criteria: Do only Tim’s optional quest and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation Tim: After my sugoi nakama and I defeated that baka, Holstein, I returned home to Ninjaburg. Guy-niichan and the others would do well where ever they went, but I had a score to settle with my old rival… The scene opens with Tim addressing someone who looks vaguely like Dodongo. Tim: Dodongo-san?! Man: Dame, Tim! I am not Dodongo-san! Dodongo was my tou-san! Tim: Your father?! Man: I am Dodongo-san’s son! Ore wa Mitsubishi! Tim: Mitsubishi-san! Step aside! I have a score to settle with your tou-san! Mitsubishi: Baka, Tim! Did you never suspect… you might NOT BE A NINJA?! Tim: N-nani?! Mitsubishi: BAKA! Ninja metabolism is so fast that their lifespan is only a few hours long! YOU, however, are NOT a ninja, so you have a ludicrously long lifespan by comparison… Dodongo-san is DEAD! Tim: I’m… from another clan?! Mitsubishi: Yes… you… descend from… cowboys. Tim: WH-WHAT?! Mitsubishi: COME, TIM! For the honor of our ancestors, we must NINJA FIGHT! Tim: I may not be born a ninja, but my trusty loaf has never failed me before! COME! MITSUBISHI-SAN!!! The next scene is Tim and Mitsubishi clashing as the scene fades to black. Tim: Father… I have avenged you and your not-exactly-specified death. Yippy-kai-yay. “THE END” appears. -Deima’s Ending- Criteria: Do only Deima’s optional quest and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation Deima: After a long and hard-fought battle, I decided it might be best to just settle down… however… The scene opens with Guy walking into his house. Guy: Sigh I’m home. Finally. I’m starved, what’s to eat? Guy walks to the kitchen and sees Deima and his mother in matching “HERS” and “HERS” aprons. Guy: Wh-wha? Guy’s Mom: Hi, honey! While you were out adventuring with your new girlfriend, I made a girlfriend too! Guy: Wait, what? Deima: Hi… son. Guy: WAIT, WHAT?! Guy’s Mom: Turns out I like women better! Fancy that. So, Deima and I tied the knot. Deima: Excited, ain’tcha? It’s okay, I swing both ways. Deima winks. Guy: … Guy’s Mom: So! Honey! Admit it. Surprised? Guy: That’s putting it mildly. Deima: So! Son, is there anything you want to say? Guy: … Yes. Guy draws his sword. Guy: This is the very last time the universe treats me as its punching bag. A new order begins today. Let’s get down to business. Deima: Oh… ahh… I didn’t honestly see THIS one coming… Guy leaps forward as the screen suddenly blacks out as rapid-fire, random battle noises echo. Text comes up reading “About 4000 Years Later…”. The next scene is in some modern, American-esque environment with a large bell with legs speaking to a random boy addressed as “Kidd”. Bell: And that’s how I ended up in this thing. The name’s Deima. Kidd: Uhh… hi. Deima: So, would you take me back to my place? I want to make sure it’s doing okay. Kidd: Yeah, sure, I guess… The scene switches to Deima’s cave. Deima: WHAT?! SOMEONE COPIED OVER MY FAVORITE TAPES?! NOOOO!!! Kidd: … Deima: Hey! Kidd! If you find my skin, you can resurrect me and I’ll help you! Kidd: That sounds like a sidequest… Deima: DO IT! DOO EET NAO!!! The scene fades to black as Kidd flees and “THE END” comes up. -The “Surrender to Holstein” Ending- Criteria: Choose to give up to Holstein’s demands before the final boss fight Guy: … I… I can’t win. Holstein: Oh? Guy: But… if I do give up… will you really bring back my friends? Holstein: Yes. I promise. Guy: … Then I surrender to you. Holstein: A very smart move… come with me… The scene switches to TiVo’s garden, as Guy is sitting next to Starr, under a tree as the other party members meander around somewhat blankly. Guy: And just like that, my friends and I were promised eternal paradise. And, as promised, the world never changed… ever again. Starr leans over onto Guy’s shoulder as Nixx walks up to Guy. Nixx: Hey. Guy? Guy: Hm? Nixx: You realized you effectively fucked the world, right? Guy: Hmm… yeah. Nixx: And you called me a dick? Guy: Go to Hell, Nixx. The scene fades out to a “THE END?” sign. -Best Ending- Criteria: Clear all the optional quests (including recruiting Deima) and then defeat Holstein by direct confrontation The scene opens with the part tiredly returning to Firsttown and they sit around the town square’s fountain. Nixx: So… we did it. Guy: Yeah. Somehow. Bolte: What a trip. How long were we gone? Roth: Three days. Starr: Did we really save the entire universe? Deima: I guess we did… Tim: Hai. Suddenly a bunch of lights appear around them on the buildings as balloons, bubbles and confetti fill the air. Guy: Wh-what the?! The townsfolk from all across the world including Dood, Loyroll and many other familiar faces pour out around them. Guy: What’s all this?! Guy’s Mom: Oh, honey! We’ve heard all about your travels! Nixx: B-but how?! Dood: That’s irrelevant. Tonight is the first celebration of “Guy Day”! Our new holiday where we honor our intrepid heroes who risked life and limb to save us all! Guy: Y-you! You’re the one from before… Dood: Heh heh. Pudding Clansmen age gracefully. Bolte: This is more like it – accolades and praise! But why isn’t it “Bolte Day”?! I’m the princess! Nixx: I was the first character introduced in the game, technically! Guy: Shut up and just enjoy the celebration! This isn’t just for me – it’s for all seven of us! King Toruble: That’s the spirit! Here’s to our champions! Including my little girl! Dood: To the heroes of our world! Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah!!! Many happy returns! The crowd then forms into a long parade as the game’s theme song plays triumphantly. In case you were wondering, the two singers in the song are supposed to be Guy and Nixx. The screen fades to black as a VERY long cast roll is called, starting with Guy, Nixx and the inhabitants of Firsttown all the way to Holstein and Lucidah, including the cameos from AQ1 and 2 and the sentient block. Then, finally, after 15 minutes of naming people “THE END!” pops up. Congratulations! -The PlayStation remake-exclusive Ending- Criteria: You get this no matter what, sans losing against Holstein. Narrator: Everyone died in order to make room for the knife-wielding dyke in Amazing Quest 5 and Guy’s sword turned evil. THE END. Guy: Hey, wait a sec, WHAT?! Dyke: I fucked over the entire franchise! Tee-hee! Nixx: Geez, no wonder we’ll never see a game beyond AQ5… Lucidah: HEY! What about MY role in Amazing Quest 6: Lucidah Strikes Back?! Nixx: Sorry. They canned that in favor of remaking the remake of the remake of Local Antagonism. Claire Redblue: OH MY GOD! ZOMBIE HOUSECATS! EVERYWHERE!!! OH, WAIT! ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!!! Guy: Urgh. Nixx: Would you believe they went out of their way to slate this ending as the canonical one in our DS remake? Guy: WHAT?! Seriously?! Everyone HATED AQ5! Even Jeffcom did! Nixx: Yeah, seriously. Guy: Oh for fuck’s sake. Okay, y’know what? This can’t go on. The marketing division has gone too far. I AM NOT A NUMBERED SEQUEL! I AM A FREE MAN!!! Guy slashes the game’s central programming, causing the PlayStation to explode. Amazing Quest 3: Ever Made Story THE END Brought to you by the cooperation of: JeffCom DTK
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Jeff	Jan 31 2009, 11:12 PM Post #15
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,386 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote You are but the strongest KNIGHT! You should be able to ROCK ME!	Just for fun at this point! The game's theme song is: Dessert Hero Dream Character Image Songs: Guy - Knight of Pudding Nixx - Superfantastico Bolte - Unquestioned Authority Roth - Enemies Innumerable, Courage Unshakable Starr - Don't Cry, Guy, I Love You Tim - Ninja-San in Turainingu Deima - Reawakened Desire Uncle - My Name is Sebastian Munchausen/Montrecalli - All Hail the Goddess! TiVo - Rewind the Probability Lucidah - Hymn to the Celestial Goddess Holstein - The End of Everything
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