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DanDan's Unorthodox Quest!; The most obscene IAQ since Dead Horse V!
Topic Started: Nov 12 2008, 08:43 PM (104 Views)
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--Stage 38—What the hell does “macula” mean?

This event happens after the Muhammad vs. Polnareffa fight, naturally, as if you hadn’t guessed that one by now. The scene opens in the same garden that they fought in, with the current team assembled.

Polnareffa: I, too, encountered Italian in Egypt. Of course, why I was there in the first place is never specified anywhere in the continuity, but I’m badass, so that’s okay.

The scene switches to Egypt, where Polnareffa meets Italian.

Italian: Ahh. Polnareffa! How good to meet you.
Polnareffa: Who are you?
Italian: A friend and ally to your cause. You want to find the man who killed your sister, don’t you?
Polnareffa: -?! How’d you…?!
Italian: Relax. I’m not here to start a fight.
Polnareffa: TOO LATE, DIRT BAG!!!
Italian: I don’t remember this happening in the manga…
Polnareffa: It’s a bit moot at this point, isn’t it?
Italian: Okay, let’s do this.

--Battle—Polnareffa vs. Shadow Italian
Just like the others, this fight is a severe pain in the ass. Just do the best you can with what I told you. You’ll be fine.

Nerd Factor: Same as before – get hit by the Charisma attack.
Quote: “I think it means “birthmark” but I could be mistaken…”

The scene returns to Polnareffa, standing triumphant over an injured Shadow Italian.

Polnareffa: Ha-ha! I win!
Italian: Impressive.

Italian stands up, unharmed.

Polnareffa: Wha--?!
Italian: I’m really taken with you. How about we make a deal?

Italian’s hair lifts up and smacks Polnareffa in the forehead.

Polnareffa: G’ugh!
Italian: You work for me… and I’ll help you find the man with two left feet… what do you say?
Polnareffa: … yes… master…

Scene ends.
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--Stage 39—The End of Italian?!

This one happens a bit later, after the Polnareffa vs. Dull Dorf & J. Gay battle. The scene opens with Dull walking into Italian’s library.

Dull: Umm~ yo! Anybody home?

Italian suddenly appears in front of him.

Italian: Yes, Dull Dorf?
Dull: Um~ I’m here to report, sir. DanDan and company killed J. Gay and are en route to Pakistan from India…
Italian: Why are you here, then, instead of in Pakistan, killing them?
Dull: Uhh… dat’s a gewd kreschun. We may ate be able to wocate an udder enewgy emizzion fwom da wadah woom…
Italian: Stop trying to be funny and go kill them, you douche.

Italian sits down and begins reading a book.

Dull: (What?! How dare you address me that way! EAT THIS, ITALIAN!!!)

Dull whips out his Sit and points at Italian’s head.

--Battle—Dull Dorf vs. Shadow Italian
Yes, you play as Dull Dorf. However, his move set is restricted, as J. Gay is dead and you don’t have Emo by your side, so you just have to work around that. This fight is hard, especially if you have no experience fighting as the loveable gunslinger. Just keep on your guard and keep moving and shooting. Shoto-spam doesn’t work well with Dull, but getting too close might result in you getting hit hard. Try to find a happy medium.

Nerd Factor: Hit Italian with your Sit’s bullet while he’s doing his counter pose (he has a book and a glass of wine out)
Quote: “It’s over for you, you flaming prick!”

The scene returns with Dull having his gun against Italian’s head. Suddenly, the screen blinks and Italian is behind Dull.

Dull: Wh-wha?
Italian: I’m impressed. You’re not even sweating or shaking. You’re a ruthless Sit user. I appreciate that. Go out and kill DanDan and we’ll forget this ever happened.
Dull: Um~ why does my ass hurt?
Italian: You fell.
Dull: But when did I--… aww, fuck…

Scene ends.

So, you cleared all 39 levels. Game’s done, right? Nope! You unlocked the last level in the game. Stage 40 – the true ending of the game!
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--Stage 40—The Way it really Happened…

The scene opens with the moonlit bridge, where DanDan fought Italian, and lo and behold, we find those two, exhausted.

Italian: Foolish… mortal…
DanDan: You’re… gay…

Suddenly, from the left, behind DanDan, a tall, busty woman rushes onto the scene.

DanDan: --?! Mom?!
Italian: What?!
Colt: That’s right, honey! I finally have mastery over my Sit – which I have named “Holy Flaming Mocchi”!
DanDan: Mom! You’re in no condition to…
Colt: DanDan. Don’t tell your mother what she can and can not do.
DanDan: Y-yes, ma’am.
Italian: HAH! You think a mere human woman stands a chance against the all-sexy ITALIAN ENGLISHMAN?!
DanDan: I was kicking your ass this whole time, FYI…
Colt: I’m tired of my family getting hurt by a damn fucking bastard like you, you bitch-ass-biting shitball!
DanDan: Wow. You’d get along really well with Polnareffa…
Italian: BRING IT ON, LITTLE WOMAN!!!

--Battle—Colt vs. Italian
Didn’t see this one coming, did you? That’s right – Coltia Jeffstar-Danjo is the most powerful character in the game. Her Sit, Holy Flaming Mocchi, personifies itself as a tall plus-sized woman in heavy armor, and behaves much like Star Boobies or The Universe. She even has her own time stop code, which is easily twice as energy effective as DanDan’s or Italian’s, easily allowing you to freeze your opponent and kill them before they even get the chance to move. There’s nothing I even need to tell you for this one. Enjoy yourself.

Nerd Factor: Same as DanDan’s from stage 35.
Quote: “This is the true way the manga ended!”

The scene returns with some epic music playing. Coltia calls out her Sit.

Coltia: IT’S OVER, ITALIAN! THIS IS FOR MAKING ME MISS 99.9% OF THIS GAME!!!

HFM beats the hell out of Italian until he explodes in a gratuitous shower of blood.

Coltia: Let’s go get daddy and go home now.
DanDan: … yes, mother. Right away. Whatever you say.

DanDan hurries off-screen.

Coltia: I’m the best! Tee-hee!

Scene ends and opens into the same ending sequence from before. Thus ends the SP STORY MODE!
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--Arcade Mode & Character Profiles—

Name: Daniel “DanDan” Danjo
Sit: Star Boobies
Character Type: Powerhouse
Theme: Heroic Pervert
Specials: QCF+AA – ORAL ORAL ORAL QCB+AA – Star Finger (No, I will not tell you how to stop time. Figure it out for yourself.)
Arcade Ending:

DanDan squares across from Italian.

Italian: Gruuuuuuh! No! How can I, the all-sexy Italian…
DanDan: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

Star Boobies flies out and smashes her fist into Italian’s head, hurling him flying off the screen with a loud yell.

DanDan: And that proves just why I am the most badass mofo of all time. Bitch!

Credits roll as the scene fades out, playing DanDan’s theme.

Name: Jeffrey “JeffJeff” Jeffstar
Sit: Hermit Awesome
Character Type: Technical
Theme: Courage and Wisdom
Specials: QCF+AA – Wake Uppercut, Rotate the Control pad backwards twice+AA – Overly-flashy Wake Smash
Arcade Ending:

JeffJeff stands in front of a weakened Italian.

Italian: H-how?! How can an old man like you beat me…?!
JeffJeff: Like… this! WAKE OVERDRIVE!!!

JeffJeff smashes a Wake-charged fist into Italian’s head, causing him to be reduced to ashes.

JeffJeff: And now you know why my part of the manga was the best.

Credits roll as the scene fades out, playing JeffJeff’s theme.

Name: Muhammad Genericguy
Sit: Magician’s Burning Discharge
Character Type: Charge
Theme: Burning Stereotype
Specials: QCF+AA – Crossfire Burning Discharge, QCB+AA – Explosion Chain
Arcade Ending:

Muhammad is in front of Italian (see a pattern emerging yet?).

Italian: Im-impossible! How could I be defeated by the likes of such a throw-a-way stereotypical extra?!
Muhammad: The same way that the fans wished me back from the dead! MAGICIAN’S BURNING DISCHARGE!!!

Muhammad’s Sit sets Italian on fire, killing him.

Muhammad: Ha-ha-ha! I’m so cool. *Sigh* I’m also very… alone…? Hello? Where’d everybody go?!

The screen goes black.

Muhammad: Ahh. Back home in Egypt. Well, time to do what ethnic stereotypes do best and read my fortune!

*You are prompted to pick one of two cards. They’re set events.*
*Left card – The Magician*

Muhammad: Heh! Excellent luck is in the future! That’s a first. Well, let’s set up shop and get back to work!

Credits roll, playing Muhammad’s theme.

*Right card – The World*

Muhammad: Wait… what?!
Italian: How, how I missed you, Muhammad!
Muhammad: H-how?! AAAAAAAAGH!
Italian: ZA UNIVERSE! … heh heh heh. Bend over and accept your fate, you useless throw-a-way!

Credits roll, playing Italian’s theme.

Name: Noboobed Krakkajim
Sit: Hierophant Tentaclerape
Character Type: Speedster/Shoto-spammer
Theme: Deviant Student
Specials: QCF+AA – Boobless Flash, QCB+AA – Tentacle Rape
Arcade Ending:

Krakkajim and Italian, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Krakkajim: Now is my time to re-write history!
Italian: I don’t think so! ZA UNIVERSE!
Krakkajim: SHIT! NOOOO—

Time freezes, and Italian punches a hole through Krakkajim.

Italian: You’re dead and you don’t even know it yet! … And time resumes.

Krakkajim goes flying.

Krakkajim: --OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S NOT FAIR!!! I WANNA BE THE GUY!
Italian: Well, that was easy.

DanDan and Polnareffa leap in from behind, about to attack as the scene ends. Credits roll, etc.

Name: Jeannie Pierrette Polnareffa
Sit: Big-Bust Chariot
Character Type: Charge
Theme: Silver Locks
Specials: QCF+AA – Blade Uppercut/Chariot combo, QCB+AA – Swordshot
Arcade Ending:

Polnareffa and Italian, blah.

Polnareffa: It’s over, Italian!
Italian: Th-this can’t be happening! How can I lose?! Gwooooh!

Big-Bust Chariot stabs the ever-loving crap out of Italian and hurls him off screen.

Polnareffa: I’m the best! Eat that, bastard! HAH!

Scene fades, credits roll, her theme song plays.

Name: Jiggy
Sit: The Doofus
Character Type: Tech
Theme: Prissy Pussy
Specials: QCF+AA – Litter Rush
Arcade Ending:

More or less the same as the other ‘hero’ characters. Come off it.

Name: Young Jeffrey “JeffJeff” Jeffstar
Sit: None (Uses a Mr. Pibb and Mt. Dew cans tied together like a pair of crackers)
Character Type: Tech
Theme: Courage and Wisdom
Specials: QCF+AA – Wake Uppercut, QCB+AA – Blue Stone of Europe Wake Laser
Arcade Ending:

Narrator: JeffJeff had been turned to a young man by the power of the Sit, Thes, whose user was Whacko Jacko.

The scene shows a young JeffJeff beating the crap out of MJ.

JeffJeff: TAKE THIS! WAKE BEAT!!!
MJ: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Narrator: Upon soundly defeating the enemy, JeffJeff returned to his true form and age.

JeffJeff: Ahh. It was nice to be young again – for a little while. More than anything I’m just happy I didn’t have to go through puberty again. And actually having a much more active sex drive was nice while it lasted and actually being noticed by women too… but now… now… umm. Fuck! I should’ve just stayed young, damn it! I was badass as a young man too! DAMN IT!!!
DanDan: Yare yare daze…

The scene fades out as the credits roll and JeffJeff’s theme plays.

Name: James Tiberius Kirk
Sit: Anewbie
Character Type: Power/Tech
Theme: Anewbie Lives
Specials: QCF+AA – Bat Rush, ACB+AA – Bat Cave
Arcade Ending:

Narrator: Kirk had killed all of DanDan’s party using his newfound powers from the Anewbie Nerf Bat.

Kirk: YES! Master Italian! I have done it! Give me more to kill, master!!! I’m bored! And kind of hungry… in fact, send me to kill somewhere that has a buffet… that’d be nice…

Narrator: And the strange little man vanished over the sand dunes, having convinced himself his master’s next orders were to kill buffets…

Scene ends, credits role and Anewbie’s theme plays.

Name: Den-o
Sit: Kamen Rider Black
Character Type: Power/Tech
Theme: Aiz Gurazing Ovah
Specials: QCF+AA – Kamen Rider Punch Rush, QCB+AA – Kamen Rider Kick Drive
Arcade Ending:

Narrator: Den-o had been paid generously by Italian to handle DanDan and company. After having doing so and becoming handsomely rich, his name went down infamy on the black market – as a shaman of Indian—err—Native American douchebaggery and assassination. He also attends anime conventions from time to time to discuss the finer points of the latest Kamen Rider dubs.

Scene fades out, credits roll and his theme is played.

Name: Michael “Whacko Jacko” Jackson
Sit: Thes
Character Type: Tech
Theme: Lil’ Boy Lurve
Specials: QCF+AA – Thriller Hat Toss, QCB+AA – Crotch Grab
Arcade Ending:

Narrator: The strange Sit user, Whacko Jacko, defeated Italian’s enemies soundly, then turned on his former master.

The scene opens with Italian lying before Jacko, weakly.

Italian: H-how dare you!
MJ: And now! I’m going to make you a lil’ boy!

MJ hits Italian with his hat and Italian shrinks down to a little kid.

Italian: Wh-what?!
MJ: Oh boy! Come away with me to Neverland!
Italian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Scene fades out, playing MJ’s theme.

Name: Fanservice Meddler
Sit: High Fanservice
Character Type: Speedster
Theme: Bags of Air
Specials: QCF+AA – Car Stampede! QCB+AA – Sword Dance
Arcade Ending:

Narrator: Meddler defeated DanDan’s troupe, and had returned to Italian Englishman to give her report.

The scene has the sprites in Italian’s coffin room.

Meddler: All went as planned, sir!
Italian: Good! Now! To our victory!
Meddler: Oh, sir, take me now!
Italian: Heh. Good girl. Give me your blood!
Meddler: Wait, what? I-I thought you wanted my virginity…
Italian: Huh? Oh. No. No interest in that.
Meddler: But… why not, sir?
Italian: I’m gay.
Meddler: WHAT?! You had me kill the best-looking guys in the manga only to tell me this NOW?!

Meddler sends out her Sit and tears Italian to shreds with it.

Italian: UWAAAGH!
Meddler: Hmph! Screw this. I’m going back to college.

Scene ends, credits roll, theme plays.

Name: Italian Englishman
Sit: The Universe
Character Type: Powerhouse
Theme: Sexy Vampire Man
Specials: QCF+AA – SPORKS FOR YOU! QCB+AA – An oil tanker for you! (And no, I still won’t tell you how to stop time).
Arcade Ending:

An anime mugshot of Italian looking pleased with himself.

Italian: Well, since I couldn’t find anyone else sexy enough to compare with me – I just had to take matters into my own hands. The bloodline of Jeffstar and Danjo end here! Hahahaha! ZA UNIVERSE!!

The scene grayscales and ends. Credits roll, his theme plays.

Name: Shadow Italian Englishman
Sit: ???
Character Type: Powerhouse/Tech
Theme: Sexy Vampire Man
Specials: QCF+AA – Useless! Useless! QCB+AA – SPORKS! SPORKS!
Arcade Ending:

A mugshot of Shadow Italian is displayed.

Italian: Well, that was disappointingly easy. When I take off my shirt – all stand in awe of my sexiness! Bow before the all-sexy Italian!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha *cough, cough, hack*. Urgh~ I need a lozenge…

Scene ends, credits roll, theme plays.

Name: Disco Palace
Sit: Coney Island
Character Type: Speedster/Tech
Theme: Lobster ala Mode
Specials: QCF+AA – Ice Spam, QCB+AA – Ice Meteor Spam
Arcade Ending:

A content-looking lobster perches atop Italian’s head.

Italian: Excellent job, Disco Palace! My enemies are no more! Now! Go pilfer me fresh jam!

The lobster scuttles away.

Italian: Ahh. Life is good.

Scene ends, credits roll, and Disco Palace’s theme plays.

Name: Carey
Sit: Bastard goddess
Character Type: Speedster
Theme: Bounce, bounce, bounce!
Specials: QCF+AA – Uber-junk spam, QCB+AA – Gravity Well
Arcade Ending:

An anime shot is shown as Carey stands triumphantly over a bound JeffJeff.

Carey: Haha! I got you right where I want you!
JeffJeff: Please take the gravity off me. My badass old man bones can only take so much!
Carey: Take it off?
JeffJeff: Yes. You see, young lady, there’s no reason for us to be enemies, after all.
Carey: Hmm… you are pretty badass…

*You get a similar card prompt as Muhammad’s*
*Left card – The World*

Carey: But Master Italian is far hotter!
JeffJeff: Then you lose!
Carey: Huh?!
*CRASH!!!*
Carey: UWAAAaaaaagh~
Muhammad: Is she dead?
JeffJeff: No. I hear her breathing. She’s fine. She has a lot of padding that region. Probably just a few cracked ribs…

Scene ends, credits roll and JeffJeff’s theme plays.

*Right card – Bast*

Carey: You are pretty damn hot, and I’m also pretty sure Italian is gay… so~ I’ll dispel the gravity.
JeffJeff: Ahh! Thank you. Now, how about I show you what my Sit can do!
Carey: Huh? … oh! Ooooooooh! Oooooooooooooh~!

Scene changes to a hotel door with a “DO NOT DISTURB” sign on the knob as the credits roll, playing Carey’s theme.

Name: Dull Dorf
Sit: Emperor
Character Type: Power/Tech
Theme: Wandering Prick
Specials: QCF+AA – Bullet Spam! QCB+AA – Summon Hanged-up-on-Man.
Arcade Ending:

Italian and Dull stand in the coffin room.

Italian: Ahh! So you betray me too?!
Dull: Absolutely. I work for money… and if I kill you, I can take more than just one lousy down payment!

Dull blows Italian away.

Dull: Heh. Stupid Italian.

The scene changes to a mugshot of Dull Dorf.

Dull: Hm~ but this does open up a quandary. What to do next… ahh! Wait! With this much dough, I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream!

Scene changes once more to Dull Dorf pushing along a moveable noodle cart.

Dull: I can finally open my own noodle cart!!!

Scene fades out, credits roll, Dull’s theme plays.

Name: Black Polnareffa
Sit: Anewbie & Big-Bust Chariot
Character Type: Powerhouse
Theme: Anewbie Lives
Specials: QCF+AA – Sword and Nerf Bat, QCB+AA – Blind Rush!
Arcade Ending:

The possessed Polnareffa poses with both her Sits.

Narrator: With all other known Sit users disposed of – knowing threat of neither Italian nor DanDan, Polnareffa simply vanished from the record. The only clue we have from her is in Italian’s coffin room, where blood was splattered across the wall forming the words “FRODO LIVES”… what that means, we may never know…

Scene fades, credits roll, and Anewbie’s theme plays.

Name: Popular Twentyyearsago
Sit: Bread
Character Type: Powerhouse
Theme: 90’s Forever
Specials: QCF+AA – Whirlwind Inhale, QCB+AA – Up and Down! Up and Down!
Arcade Ending:

Popular is bowing before Italian.

Italian: Excellent job, Popular! You’ve finished them off before they even got here!
Popular: Yes, sir!
Italian: So, what do you want to do to celebrate?
Popular: Well, sir, I’ve secretly always wanted to go clubbing.
Italian: Good! Let’s go!

We then see Popular and Italian dressed in 80’s-styled ‘cool’ outfits as they dance in the middle of a rather perplexed crowd. The credits roll, Popular’s theme plays.

Name: Rubber Mann
Sit: Temperate Zone
Character Type: Tech
Theme: Bend and Twist
Specials: QCF+AA – Faux Boobless Flash, QCB+AA – Rubber Round
Arcade Ending:

Anime mugshot of Rubber appears.

Rubber: Ha-ha-ha! So what if I am the series’ first cross-dressing villain?! Everyone makes mistakes! And now that everyone else is dead, I can go on and become the star in the sequel to my favorite movie – Gigli! That will prove that I am TOTALLY NOT GAY! MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

Scene fades out, credits roll, and his theme plays.

Name: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Sit: Anewbie
Character Type: Power
Theme: Anewbie Lives
Specials: QCF+AA – Anewbie Rush, QCB+AA – Anewbie Blitz
Arcade Ending:

His mugshot is shown.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!: Hahaha! I’ve done it! I beat everybody! I AM THE ULTIMATE BARBER! SUCK IT, SWEENY TODD YOU FREAKIN’ PANSY!!! MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! Now… just a lil’ off the top!

Scene fades out, credits roll, Anewbie’s theme plays.

Name: Dull Dorf & Emo
Sit: Emperor
Character Type: Power/Tech
Theme: Wandering Prick
Specials: QCF+AA – Bullet Spam, QCB+AA – Broken Pipe Wave
Arcade Ending:

Dull and Emo are talking in an anime shot, both of them standing on a dirt road.

Dull: That’s that. They’re all dead. Our revenge is complete.
Emo: Yeah! And now I don’t have to go around being sad all the time! Thanks!
Dull: Well, we can’t have that.

Dull kicks Emo over, then walks away laughing.

Dull: Ha-ha-ha! I made a little kid cry! Hee hee hee.
Emo: I’m sad in a box…

Scene ends, credits roll and Dull’s theme plays.

Name: “New” Noboobed Krakkajim
Sit: Hierophant Tentaclerape
Character Type: Speedster/Shoto-spammer
Theme: Shades Make Everything Better!
Specials: QCF+AA – 60 m. Boobless Flash, QCB+AA – Hyper Pooper Raper
Arcade Ending:

Italian and Krakkajim are squaring off.

Krakkajim: It’s over, Italian! My new powers far exceed yours! BOOBLESS FLASH!
Italian: Hmm-hmm-hmm~
Krakkajim: ?! He dodged?!
Italian: ZA UNIVERSE! … Heh. You’re dead and don’t even realize it yet.

Italian freezes time and punches a hole through Krakkajim, hurling her off-screen.

Krakkajim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S NOT FAAAAAAAIR!
Italian: Ha-ha-ha-ha! That was fun!!! Whew~… I can’t think of anything funny to say.

DanDan and Polnareffa fall from the sky atop Italian’s head and the scene goes blank – the credits roll and New Krakkajim’s theme plays.

Name: Coltia “Colt” Jeffstar-Danjo
Sit: Holy Flaming Mocchi
Character Type: Powerhouse
Theme: Anime Mom Syndrome
Specials: QCF+AA – Holy Flaming Fists, QCB+AA – Supreme Drive Fist (No time stop for you!)
Arcade Ending:

Coltia and Italian square off.

Italian: You… how are you… so strong?
Coltia: HOLY FLAMING MOCCHI!!!

Coltia stops time and beats the ever-loving crap out of Italian for like 15 minutes.

Coltia: And time resumes.

Italian explodes into a brilliant shower of blood.

Coltia: Yare yare daze, bizatch! Don’t mess with me or my family!!! Dick!

Scene fades out, credits roll, her theme plays.

THE *REAL* END!!! Finally! Everything else is either self-explanatory, or stuff you’ll have to check out on your own! I’m out of here!

--Copyright & Legal Stuff—

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is property of Hirohiko Araki and Lucky Land publishers.
The JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure PlayStation/DreamCast game is distributed by CapCom.
Michael Jackson is not my property or anything (thank God) but I’m not taking back anything I said about him because he is freaking creepy, face it.
This work is totally satirical and a parody – I love the manga and game of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, and don’t claim any of it to be my property.
Kamen Rider and all its spin-offs are property of Shōtarō Ishinomori and whoever else is involved with its license.
Any bands, people, licenses, or franchises mentioned or referenced in any way, shape or form are not mine – but mentioned for the sake of parody.
I don’t claim ownership or rights to any of the franchises mentioned, except for the characters that represented their official counter-parts within this parody. And please, don’t sue me, I’m broke.
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Whoo-hoo! First reply! Good stuff, by the way. As for the rest of y'all, READ JOJO. It does the body good....Kinda.
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