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Let's Play Final Fantasy IV Advance!; Gathering Crazy People to Save the World
Topic Started: Oct 1 2008, 04:10 PM (275 Views)
Root
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XDD That was pretty good, especially at the cheap-shot at Shade. My apologies because that was pretty heartless, but still witty nevertheless.

Keep it up...you have a certain mystical way of capturing all of our personalities perfectly.
Does being the only sane one make me the insane one, in a sort of way?

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Though my eyes could see, I was still a blind man; Though my mind could think, I still was a madman...

"Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run...there's still time to change the road you're on"
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Sean
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Well, I suppose we have to start going through the Waterway.

But you might want some nice equipment, at which point you probably want to head back to Baron and use the key to open the equipment shop (I actually forgot about that until partway into this update.)

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Secret Path here will take you to treasure chests with a Rage of Zeus and 2000 Gil.

Aaaanyways, to the Waterway!

Old Waterway

B4
_Hi-Potion
_Ether
_Rage of Zeus

B3
_Hermes' Shoes
_Spider's Silk
_Hourglass.

B2
_Ether

(Note: We're getting to the point where it's entirely possible I may be missing items because some are retardedly hidden or I just wasn't paying attention. This is just what I encountered. The Enemy thing still applies too, although there usually aren't THAT MANY different enemies in a place.)

Enemy Database

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Electrofishes absorb Electricity, although you might have gathered that if you paid attention to "Electro" and not "Fish". Giygas Gigas Gators will use an attack you cannot comprehend attack twice in a round, and could be painful if they double-smack your mages, of which you have more than you should. That said, they're weak to Blizzard, so an Omnicast Blizzara\aga spell should basically wipe out that whole team.

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Killer Fish are Fish of the non-electro variety, so you can just thunderspam them to death.

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Hydra have the Entangle ability, which is equivalent to Hold. This can be problematic if they get both of your mages, but they go down quickly to lightning.

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Flood Worms use Tsunami, an attack that hits the entire party. Damage is Negligible, so you shouldn't have to worry too much about casualties.

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Death Shells suck, lightning them to death.

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Baron Guards can be found near the end of the Waterway, just have Tellah use a Third-Level magic spell to wipe them out and bypass the counter issue.

Once you've gotten to this point, you're pretty much done with the Waterway.

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You'll wind up behind Baron Castle. Go around to the left to get inside the castle. You can head over to Sean's room for quick healing if you took some damage between the Waterway Save Point and here.

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Sean: Eh? That voice...

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Sean: Baigan, you too?
Baigan: Is something the matter?
Sean: You serve Golbez as well?
Baigan: Of course not! I am loyal only to Baron. I promise. Really.
Sean: ....right. Where is Cid? I heard he was confined in the castle.
Baigan: I too have attempted to find him, but my men and I were attacked. I was the only survivor.
Cog: Because you backstabbed them, right?
Baigan: Exactl--I mean, what in the world are you talking about?
Cog: Nothing....
Sean: ...You should join us, then. For safety.
Baigan: It would be an honor.

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Awesome, Six part....wait, that's not even possible.

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Bryan: Something is seriously off.
Gabby: Yeah, I don't like this guy.
Baigan: What? You think...I'm a monster or something?
Gabby: ....Yeah.
Bryan: Seriously, your acting is about as subtle as Sean's excuses for leaving his computer.
Sean: Can we not turn this into "Make fun of Sean" once again?
Baigan: So, you figured me out?
Sean: You'd betray Baron as well?
Baigan: Golbez' Wishes are Baron's wishes as well. He granted me a wonderful power. OBSERVE!

Final Fantasy 4 Boss 8: Baigan

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Sean: Even Baigan has succumbed to Golbez' will....We have to find the king!


It's recommended you go back and heal before moving forward since this game loves giving you that opportunity.

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Sean: Thank you...
King: I see you have become a paladin. Paladins are of little use, a Dark Knight would be much more useful to us.
Bryan: Are you joking? He SUCKED as a Dark Knight.
Cog: Yeah, the Holy Knight of Justice thing is overdone, but Grimdark Dark Knight is even worse....
King: Silence!
Sean: Your majesty?
King: Your who? Oh, right. the fool who refused to surrender the kingdom. It's been fun impersonating him.
Sean: What have you done with the king?!
King?: You'll see him soon enough. Oh, give my regards to Scarmiglione if you run into him in hell. Tell him he was a weakling and the rest of the Elemental Lords laughed at him.
Sean: So, you're...!

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Final Fantasy 4 Boss 9: Cagnazzo

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Cog: Who the fuck...?
Sean: Oh....hell.

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Cid: Someone's gonna get a complementary face-beating for locking me up in that sty! ...Eh?
Sean: Cid!
Cid: Sean? You're alive! You had me worried!
Sean: Sorry about that...
Cid: Where's Lily? She went after you, convinced that you were still alive.
Sean: ....She was taken by Golbez.
Cid: What?! How could you let that happen, you idiot!
Sean: He threw us all across the room with his high tier magic.
Cid: ...Oh. That'd do it.
Tellah: She's still in trouble, so stop your jabbering and take us to your airship!
Cid: Who is this snippy octogenarian?
Cog: ...what does that even mean?
Sean: Someone between 80 and 90 years of age.
Bryan: You like google, don't you?
Sean: Dictionary, actually.
Bryan: Isn't that supposed to be my line?
Sean: Not when we're not playing Gunbound.
Tellah: I could say the same thing about you, you geezer!
Cid: What?! I'm half your age, and then some!
Gabby: You're both old. Stop fighting over it.
Bryan: That was kinda...harsh.
Gabby: Goody-two shoes. I need to corrupt you more.
Bryan: ;-;
Sean: Can we stop the blatant douchebaggery? Cid, what did you do with the airship?
Cid: Hid it where NOBODY would expect it to be!
Cog: Sean's bedroo--no, wait, that's girls.
Sean: FUCK YOU!
Cid: Stop yelling. I'll take you to the ship.

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Cagnazzo: You have defeated me, but you've not heard the last of me! Now join me in the depths of hell!
Bryan: Bloody hell, does every fiend have to come back from the dead?!

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Sean: What's wrong with the walls...

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Sean: Oh, hell!
Cid: The door's locked!
Tellah: So is this side!

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Cog: Well, any last words?
Sean: I regret never telling Jeff I hate his guts.
Cog: You have. Many times.
Sean: Oh, right.....

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Bryan: Well, I guess there's only one thing to do.
Gabby: Though, this is so out of character.....
Tellah: What are you going to do?
Bryan: Well, as fun as it would be to watch Sean die a painful death....
Sean: Gee, thanks.
Bryan: You kinda have a world to save. Therefore....
Gabby: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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Bryan: You better bring us back for this...
Sean: Yeah, that happens according to the plot. Don't worry.
Gabby: Good.
Bryan, Gabby: BREAK!

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Sean: ....Sigh....
Tellah: Hold on! Esuna!
.....
Sean: apparently, you can't break a spell that was done willingly by the mage casting it.
Cog: So...if someone suicides, you can't heal them?
Sean: Not without a contrived plot-device.
Cog: that SUCKS.
Sean: Tell me about it.

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Jeff: Regarding that last Crystal....
Golbez: Yes, getting that is proving to be a problem....
Jeff: Then by all means, allow Sean to get it for us...
Golbez: Hmm?
Jeff: I'm sure he'll comply. After all, we have Lily with us...
Golbez: Primitive, but quite manipulative. It might work. Then we'll just annihilate him at the time of exchange.
Jeff: I will go convey the terms to him.

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Cid: It's been here all along. I figured you'd notice it somewhere along the line.
Sean: I didn't.
Cid: Oh well.....

(Forgive me, I did not get a screen of them at the ship)

Cog: Whoa, cool...
Cid: Ain't she a beaut? Let's get the Enterprise online!
Tellah: Wait, you named the Airship Enterprise?
Cid: Yes, is there a problem?
Tellah: ...nothing.

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Sean: We're flying! Wheeeeee!
Cog: Stop being GHEY.
Sean: ;-;

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Cid: Battle stations! Time to unleash the power of the Enterprise!
Sean: Wait!
Cog: What the..?
Tellah: A white flag?

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Jeff: Heh! You're still among the living!
Cid: Jeff! You little maggot!
Jeff: I'm taller than you by a good deal. Don't call me "little"
Sean: Where's Lily?!
Jeff: If you want her back, bring me the Earth Crystal.
Sean: What?!
Tellah: You shameless dog!
Jeff: I will come to you once you have the crystal in your possession. If you value Lily's life, I'd suggest you comply...
Sean: Jeff...wake up, dammit!
Jeff: I have nothing more to say to you...
Sean: I'll MAKE you say something!
Jeff: You intend to fight me?
Sean: I'm stronger now, Jeff.....
Jeff: Yes, you went from a Grimdark Angsty Knight to a pretty boi Paladin. I'm so frickin' scared.
Sean: You bastard....!
Jeff: I'll see you when you have the Crystal.
.......
Cog: ....
Tellah: ...
Cid: That scumbag.....
Sean: ...Plot a course for Troia, Cid....



Next time: the Last Crystal!


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Jeff
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Ha-ha! Jeff is indeed awesome, isn't he? Gewd stuff.
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