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| Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition; Now (in one piece) better than ever before! | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 6 2008, 04:51 PM (199 Views) | |
| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:12 PM Post #11 |
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<PhoenixRoot> Argh, just. Start. Writing. We were talking to Nospmis about the fourth wall breaking. Go. Write. <Nospmis> Okay...is the war with the gods over? <PhoenixRoot> Well I wouldn't call them 'gods' per se, more like a bunch of bickering, blabbering idiots who thinks it's funny to turn people into the opposite gender. *Brick lands on PhoenixRoot's head* <PhoenixRoot> Sean damnit! <Seanworth> Did you just try to say "God damnit" but instead replaced 'god' with 'Sean'? <PhoenixRoot> ...wow...that's just not cool. That Sean character is one giant--...uhhhh..... <Seanworth> Cool guy? <PhoenixRoot> ...uhhh-yes. Cool guy. Cool guy that Sean. *Cinder block falls on PhoenixRoot* <PhoenixRoot> AUGH! <Cherries> *The cherries hear Root's scream and begin falling UP into the store. <PhoenixRoot> STOP HITTING ME WITH HEAVY OBJECTS <Seanworth> Methinks we should resume the story here <Seanworth> Did I just hear Cherries falling up? <Jeffdot> You can hear cherries fall up? <Fremziska> HERE THEY COME! <Seanworth> OH CRAP#$*@ <Nospmis> What the crap? Can't you read the sign? No pets, no losers, no cherri-*pummeled by a bunch of cherries* <PhoenixRoot> THEY GOT NOSPMIS! Nooooooo! <Jeffdot> So now the fourth-wall is going to be in indefinite repair? <Seanworth> I'll do something! *Runs at a Cherry* *Screen changes almost like a Fire Emblem Game* Seanworth Level 20 Veteran Prosecutor Hp: 2\2 Weapon: Frilly Cravat Damage: 0 Hit: 0% Critical Rate: 0% Cherry Lv20 Delicious Fruit HP: 9001\9001 Weapon: Itself Damage: Infinite Hit Rate: 100% Critical Rate: 100% <Seanworth> ...I hate this story. *Mauled by Cherries* <PhoenixRoot> *Running away to the back of the store and stops* You know... <PhoenixRoot> I hate to say it...but the authors were right. <PhoenixRoot> Whenever something happens, it always makes my life that much harder and worse. <Seanworth> The...pain.... <PhoenixRoot> and, I guess, I really have no control over my life. So I'll just let them control it. *A car falls on PhoenixRoot* <PhoenixRoot> AHHHHHHH *Crushed* <Fremziska> I guess giving up is out of the question...that leaves Plan B. I like Plan B. Plan B involves whipping. LOTS OF IT! *Takes out the Taze-whip* <Jeffdot> Oh cripes, she's got the Taze whip! EVERYBODY 1-2-3 RUN FOR COVER! * Dives behind a counter* <Fremziska> *With a great surge of electrical power, whips a bunch of cerries* <Cherries> *Hit by Taze-whip, but nothing happens. Literally, NOTHING. Not even a bloody scratch* <Fremziska> Oh bolloc-*pummeled* <Jeffdot> That leaves me... <Seanworth> Are...Are you serious?! <Jeffdot> *Takes out a can of MountainDew, and opens it with a loud crack* <Cherries> *Begin falling up, towards Jeffdot* <Seanworth> HOW DID THEY BECOME IMMUNE TO THE TAZE-WHIP?! *Mauled again* AFRGH... <Jeffdot> *Eyes squint through Kamina Shades* As he raises the can... <Jeffdot> *Can begins glowing in his hand* <Jeffdot> *sips with one strong gulp* This caffeine of mine GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT'S BURNING, LEMON-LIME TASTE TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE OF MOUNTAINDEW! MY PREVIOUS ANGER TOWARDS ROTE AND ALL OF SEANWORTH'S SORROW! SHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNG CAAAAANNNNNN! <Jeffdot> *With an awesome power, throws the can slow-motion, Court-style straight at the cherry* <Cherries> (OH SNAP!) *Begin falling DOWN, away from the can, to no avail** <Jeffdot> Hah! I've got you now! <Cherries> *The can hits the bunch of cherries with such brutual impact it causes a huge explosion - with fire and everything, including mountain dew. <Jeffdot> *Grinning* Score one... <Cherries> *Completely unaffected, but now green* <Jeffdot> .........LWT! <Seanworth> X_X <Cherries> *Begin falling up into Jeffdot* <PhoenixRoot> I'm under a freakin' car in a comic-strip store. How...HOW?! <Jeffdot> *In a loud voice with a slight accent yells* OBJECTION! <Jeffdot> You can't do that! I threw my last can of mountain dew at you! My LAST one, and all it did is turn you GREEN?! <Jeffdot> I was going to be the HERO here. This is injust! This is oppressive! (Oppresive...*echoes in Jeffdot's head*) <Jeffdot> THAT'S IT CHERRIES - YOU'RE GOING DOWN. I'M GOING TO DISMANTLE YOUR OPPRESSIVE ESTABLISHMENT! <Jeffdot> *Take out a rapier that is seemingly made out of aluminum from mountain dew cans and glass mountain dew bottles on the edges. There also seems to be a strange, green glowing liquid flowing through it* <Jeffdot> GLADIATOR! AAAAAHHHHHHH *Tackles the Cherry and begins slicing and dicing <Seanworth> a Mt. Dew Rapier? *Whacked by a cherry* I mean, X_X <Cherry> ( !!!!! ) <Fremziska> *Choking and wheezing, bruised in the corner* So it would - *hit* - seem... <PhoenixRoot> There is a car on me... <Jeffdot> Screw with my life will you? Fruit, I'll CUT YOU! *Cutting the cherry into little tiny bite-sized pieces* <Jeffdot> And by cut you, I mean BEAT YOU INTO A REPULSIVE PULP! <Cherry> *Completely mutilated by Jeffdot's attack* <Jeffdot> WHO IS NEXT?! <Cherries> *There are only two cherries, both clobbering Fremziska and Seanworth. both begin fleeing out the exit* <Jeffdot> Yeah! that's right! <Fremziska> @.@ ....Jeffdot just saved our lives....is this even possible? <Seanworth> Obviously - it just happened... <Seanworth> *Stands up* Wow...Jeffdot..you actually did something useful for once. <PhoenixRoot> Hell must've frozen over, I have to agree with Seanworth....now can someone get this car off of me? <Fremziska> *Stands up, tazer-whip still in hand, dashes over to Root in a hurry* <Jeffdot> *Puts away sword.* Wow, she was sure in a hurry. Maybe I was right for once and she really does care about him... <Fremziska> *Holds whip high, and deliberly hits PhoenixRoot with the taze-whip* <PhoenxRoot> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <Fremziska> *The tazer-whips electric current goes out Root's body, up into the metalic parts of the car to start AND overload it to break it, and back into PhoenixRoot* <PhoenixRoot> GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH.... <PhoenixRoot> *Panting and charred* Oww..... <Jeffdot> I stand thoroughly corrected - she just wanted to take advantage of the position Root was in. <Seanworth> Is this surprising, at all? <Jeffdot> Shush you. <Seanworth> Poor Root. <PhoenixRoot> Please...get this car....off of me before...Fremziska...hits...me again. <Seanworth> I guess we should go help him... <Fremziska> *Raises whip, and it comes crashing down again - and the whole elctro-shock ordeal starts again* <Seanworth> Oof....I would help him...but I don't want to get whipped myself. <PhoenixRoot> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMFPPPPPHHHHH! <PhoenixRoot> H-help...m-m-me.... <Jeffdot> Quiet, you're the main character. You can't die. <Sean> Or CAN he? <Bryan> Shut up Sean. <Sean> but it's fun to torment them! <Sean> Heh Heh. "TOOOOOOORMENT." <Bryan> Oh my god you did not... <Sean> *Chanting/Ridiculing voice* We're tooooremennnting yoooooooou.... <Bryan> *Hits Sean with keyboard* Enough! <Sean> Bah, fine. *mumbles*killjoy*Mumbles* <Bryan> What was that? <Sean> Nothing, oh wonderful friend of mine! <Bryan> I HEARD THAT! *The sound of plastic breaking against a large *whump* is heard* <Sean> OW! <Sean> I HATE YOU! <Bryan> Bugger, I broke my keyboard! <Bryan> Yeah, well I hate you more! <Bryan> Stop insulting me when we're trying to WRITE. <Sean> I hope you die in a fire. ;-; <Bryan> Wow...that was mean....I hope you get hit by a train. <Sean> I hope you fall in the pit. <Bryan> I hope some freak locks you in their closet, with awful things in it. <Bryan> Including emily! <Jeff> Guys, guys! Relax! Write your story or I'm going to hurt the both of you. <Bryan> *Whimpers at the thought of Jeff standing up* Okay...okay...I'm sorry Sean. <Sean> I'm sorry Bryan <Bryan> Let's just keep writing. <Gabby> *Snickers in the backround* <Bryan> (Just...don't say anything...just write...) <Seanworth> We really should really help Root out of this... <Jeffdot> Why? If he can't die, why not just leave him there <Fremziska> *Laughing happily whips root again, and the ordeal happens AGAIN* Yaaay! <PhoenixRoot> AAAAAAAAAAAARGAAAAGH! G-guys....I-I'm going to d-d-die...sooo...much pain. <Seanworth> It's the right thing to do - and furthermore, once he actually gets out he 's going to kill the both of us for not helping. <Seanworth> So hmm...how do we him out of this? <Jeffdot> Well this is a pickle... <Sean> Hehe, he said pickle. <Bryan> *Facepalm* <Seanworth> Who's wrath is worse? Root's or Fremziska's? <Jeffdot> It's a tough decision - depends on what's more painful. Physical or Mental pain <Fremziska> *Raises whip again playfully and whips* <PhoenixRoot> PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNN! <Fremziska> Yay! Fireworks! Sparks! Yaaay! <Seanworth> Augh...I can't watch much more of this. Come on, Jeffdot. We'll push it off him. Let's go, before the cherries come back. <Jeffdot> Meh, fine. <Seanworth + Jeffdot> *Begin pushing the car off Root* <PhoenixRoot> AHHHHHGHGHHHHH! Wrong way! WRONG WAY! <Seanworth> Sorry! <Jeffdot> *Sheepishly grinning* Oops.... <PhoenixRoot> ;-; <Seanworth + Jeffdot> *Push car slowly off Root* <Fremziska> Awww.....no more fireworks....Mr. Phoenix Rooooooty....entertain me! *Cracks whip, and sparks fly* <PhoenixRoot> *Blackened, and beaten up* Augh......I can't...I'm struggling just to breathe...*sits down in a chair* <PhoenixRoot> *Grabs a comic from the shelf behind him* You said...this looks like me, Jeffdot? <Jeffdot> Yup. <PhoenixRoot> Hmm...heh that's-WOAH...he's RIGHT! <Nospmis> Do you like it? <Seanworth> You! Where WERE you?! We could've used your help! <Nospmis> In the storage room, where it as safe...? <Jeffdot> IT’S THE OPPRESSOR! Jump him! *Jumps of Nospmis and begins pounding the cake out of him* <Seanworth> .... <Nospmis> Agh! No, please, not in the *Crack!* <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth, do something! <Seanworth> Why ME?! <PhoenixRoot> Argh, Fremziska, do something! <Fremziska> Can I whip hi-- <PhoenixRoot> YES! <Fremziska> Yay! *Tazer-whips Jeffdot* <Jeffdot> AND SOME OF THES-OH SNAP I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH A TRUTH! <Bryan> Oh GOD, no no no. I don’t even know what I was THINKING! <Sean> …Yeah I kinda have to agree with this point <Bryan> Edit it out, please? <Sean> You're the editor of the story. I just contribute the occasional witty line <Bryan> Yeah, we're not going to have that. This will make great footage for deleted scenes! <Jeff> You're such a sap. <Gabby> He's right Rooty, you are  <Bryan> Yeah, but I'm the writer - who can blame me? <Jeff + Gabby> We can! <Bryan> Meh, whatever. *Scene rewinds* <Jeffdot> OH MERCIFUL NYARNCRAP! <Sean> Okay, excuse me, what did he just say? 'Nyarncrap'? Is that even a swear word? <Bryan> *Facepalm* Just go along with it would you? <Sean> No, no, I'm sorry, I can't. That's just too horrid. Do it over again. <Bryan> Oh, okay Mr. Smarty-pants...and what do YOU suggest we do? <Sean> I think it should be L-- <Bryan> --NO. <Sean> Bleh, killjoy. <Bryan> >.> Fine. I'll re-do it. *Scene, rewinds again* <Jeffdot> Ahh! Pain! Thank you, may I have another? <Sean> ....Bwhahahah! <Bryan> Argh, no no no...that isn't right. <Sean> NO KEEP IT <Bryan> What is that even FROM? <Sean> *Shrug* <Bryan> Fine, we'll keep it...just let me re-do it once more! *Scene rewinds....AGAIN* <Jeffdot> Ahhha! That tickles! Thank you, may I have another? <Fremziska> *Wide-eyed* .... <PhoenixRoot> Did....did he just ACCEPT and THANK Fremziska for a taze-whip?1 <Fremziska> YES YOU MAY *Whips again* <Jeffdot> mmmmmmppppfhhhit! Wooo! That was GREAT <Seanworth> Time to take matters into my own hands. *Takes a comic scrapbook and hits Jeffdot on the side of the head with it* <Jeffdot> Woo! Yeah! Pai-aughh...*hits the ground, groaning* <Seanworth> Wow. That knocked him out? .....I have a baaaaad feeling. <Jeffdot> I'm awake you jerk...what was that for? <PhoenixRoot> You were thanking Fremziska for TAZE-whips. She was getting a little too excited. <Fremziska> *Looks a little upset* I was having soo much fun... <Seanworth> *Sighs, annoyed* <Nosmpis> Now, before I was rudely maimed by Mr...er...Jeffdot, was it? Yes....before I was cruely hurt, I was about to say that this comic you are reading is basically based off your life, Phoenix. <Nospmis> In fact, it's more like whoever you're supposed to be put into this story, put into a comic, if that makes sense. <PhoenixRoot> I...see. <Seanworth> Please tell me I'm not in it. <Nospmis> You're not in it...yet. <Seanworth> yay! <Jeffdot> Am I, O Oppresive one? <Nospmis> Just call me Nospmis, and yes, you are actually. <Jeffdot> As who? <Nospmis> Technically, what would be Phoenix's adoptive father. <Jeffdot> ...wow <Seanworth> you are a strange person. You know this, right? <Nospmis> Yes,-wait NO....no, there's nothing WRONG with me...I'm just a little enthusiastic about this...heh...that's all... <PhoenixRoot> a LITTLE? You've been stalking me for...a long time. <Seanworth> Seriously.... <Nospmis> Well uh...funny story...hehe... <PhoenixRoot> I want the truth. NOW. |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:14 PM Post #12 |
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<PhoenixRoot> I'm tired of your lies, Nospmis. I won't have it anymore. <Nospmis> Well, actually...no, I won't tell you anything. It's classified, 100% secretive, and I know nothing! Nothing I say! I'm just a worker! <PhoenixRoot> Oh yeah...? <Nospmis> Yes, quite. I know nothing! Meep! <PhoenixRoot> I don't believe you! *Takes out his badge* PERCEIVE! *Everything freezes, and a close-up image of Nospmis' face appears* <Nospmis> Well....actually....no..... <Nospmis> ....I.....won't......tell......you.....anything....It's...classified. <PhoenixRoot> *Hmm...* <Nospmis> 100%.....secretive.......and....I.....know....nothing <PhoenixRoot> GOTCHA! *Looking at his eyes, which dodge side to side quickly* *Everything Resumes* <Nospmis> What are you yelling and screaming about? <PhoenixRoot> You're lying to me. To us, to all of us. Including the one with the taze-whip. You wouldn't want to make her angry. <Fremziska> Pain! Sadism! Whips!<Fremziska> All of my humble, humble services. <Nospmis> Okay, but I still don't understand. <PhoenixRoot> Your eyes looked left-to-right as you said "I know nothing"....you're hiding something, Nospmis! <Nospmis> !..... <Seanworth> Care to explain? <Nospmis> I...I..uh....well...y'see.. <PhoenixRoot> ANSWERS. NOW. OR TAZE-WHIP <Fremziska> <Nospmis> Okay, okay okay! I'll talk! Just don't taze me bro-er...I mean, sis! <Nospmis> It was actually the Dread Organization that was stalking you. <Seanworth> Dread Organization? <Seanworth> What is this, a videogame? <Sean> Actually.... <Nospmis> ...yes, also known as....w-well...it's a taboo to...say it's alias...to you, anyway. <Bryan> Again, Seanworth - the less questions to ask sometimes, the better off you are. <PhoenixRoot> Spit it out, we need to know. <Nospmis> *Eyes dart around wildly*....Suh...suh... <PhoenixRoot> ...yes? <Nospmis> ....7chan. <Seanworth> !!! *Suddenly, several Cherries fly in, all wearing business suits* <PhoenixRoot> You are KIDDING ME? <Jeffdot> The...hell? <Cherries> *In a strangely familar voice* Mr. Jeffdoterson.....How we've been longing to meet with you.... <Fremziska> *Staring in shock at a bunch of cherries in BUSINESS suits*. <Seanworth> . . . <Cherries> We've come to show you...this. *Hands over a pink-form* <PhoenixRoot> HOLD IT! ...cherries don’t have hands. <Bryan> Shut up, it's a figure of speech <Seanworth> *Takes the pink-form* <PhoenixRoot> But.... <Bryan> QUIET! <Seanworth> ...Jeffdot? <Seanworth> You're getting a job change.... <Jeffdot> To....? <Seanworth> Slave for 7chan. <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> ...no...THAT's IMPOSSIBLE! Not Jeffdot! <PhoenixRoot> Let me see that! *Takes pink-form* ...wait, it doesn't say slave, it says bi-- <Seanworth> IT SAYS SLAVE <PhoenixRoot> No, I'm telling you right here it says b--*Pummeled* <Seanworth> *Pummels Root* SLAVE <Seanworth> Do not anger the censorship gods! <Jeffdot> Okay, how did I get sold as a slave to 7chan?! <Seanworth> .....I have no idea..... <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> He's a main character! You can't do this! I object! <Cherries> We're not going to kill him. <Seanworth> 7chan is WORSE than death! <Jeffdot> !! No! I refuse to go! <Cherries> Exactly. <Cherries> Come with us, Mr. Jeffdoterson. <PhoenixRoot> (Does no one hear my objections?!) I SAID *OBJECTION!* <Cherries> Shut up, ApoLOL Rootice. <PhoenixRoot> . . . <PhoenixRoot> DID I JUST GET INSULTED BY A FRUIT?! <Seanworth> Take that in whatever context you will, audience. <PhoenixRoot> ...TAZE-THEM, FREMMY! <Fremziska> *Whips the cherries*<Cherries> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE *Parries the taze* <Fremziska> D: ! *Coils the whip back* <PhoenixRoot> ! <Jeffdot> Uh...guys? HELP! <Cherries> You're coming with us! *Somehow, pick up Jeffdot and begin carrying them away* <Seanworth> DON'T WORRY, JEFFDOT! WE'RE LAWYERS! WE CAN GET YOU OUTTA THIS! <Seanworth> *Waits until he's out of earshot* He's doomed. <PhoenixRoot> NO! *HOLD IT!* <Cherries> *Even though they resist, they're forced to stop* <PhoenixRoot> You can't take him. <Cherries> Why not? <PhoenixRoot> *Presents blue-form* <PhoenixRoot> TAKE THAT! Jeffcom just bought OUT 7chan! <Cherries> !! <???> OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> ! ....? <Nospmis> ...heh....hehehe...nice try there, ApoLOL Rootice..but I'm afraid your trickery will only get you so far. <Seanworth> You! You were with them the entire time! <Nospmis> Did you not understand the whole 'I am working under 7chan' deal I just had going on all but of 5 seconds ago? <PhoenixRoot> but...but... <Nospmis> That blue form is phony. Jeffcom never bought out 7chan, it is a lie! <PhoenixRoot> ...you! <Cherries> Resistance is FUTILE! <Seanworth> I WILL ENTER A FIRE EMBLEM-ESQUE BATTLE WITH YOU! <PhoenixRoot> *HOLD IT!* Seanworth...wait... <Seanworth> BUT UNLIKE WITH THE CHERRIES, I WILL WIN <Sean> No, you won't. <Sean> Unless Bryan lets me screw the rules. <Bryan> Quiet, you. <Sean> Please? <PhoenixRoot> ...I....I lost! *Head hits the desk* Nooooooooooo! Jeffdot! <Jeffdot> HEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!!! *Taken away* <Cherries> Goodbye, gentlemen...we will meet again....I assure you! <PhoenixRoot> So Jeffdot is gone...what do we do?! He's gone to the pits of 7chan! <PhoenixRoot> Who knows what horrible things they're doing to him... <Seanworth> Unspeakable things. <Nospmis> You should be thanking me. If they actually bought that, and THEN found out you were lying, they would've had YOUR freedom too. <Seanworth> How the bloody bugger did Jeffdot get SOLD to 7chan?! <Nospmis> I don't know. It wasn't me - in fact, his character made have just been introduced to Nayrb and Ybbag...so... <Fremziska> *In a corner, in a fetal position.* <Seanworth> ...Fremziska? <Fremziska> It...PARRIED...my...whip....whip....WHIIIIIIIIIIP <PhoenixRoot> Oh cripes... <Seanworth> so..how are we SAVING Jeffdot, now? <PhoenixRoot> Your guess is as good as mine...... <PhoenixRoot> I have an idea...if you want to hear it. <PhoenixRoot> We could storm 7chan headquarters....LAWYER style... <Seanworth> Do you want to get us ALL killed? <Seanworth> DO YOU KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THAT PLACE?! <Seanworth> WHAT THEY'D DO TO US?! <PhoenixRoot> Ah, but you see... <PhoenixRoot> I can perceive now! <Seanworth> You cannot percieve what is not there <PhoenixRoot> True, but we also have a much deadlier weapon.....or, should I say, weapons. <Seanworth> Yeah, so what is it, rootice? <PhoenixRoot> Ever call me that again and I'll glue your face to a revolving door. <Seanworth> ;-; Yes sir <PhoenixRoot> We have the 'Objection'....even YOU and Fremmy have that... <PhoenixRoot> and you and I have the TAKE THAT and HOLD IT. <PhoenixRoot> Isnt't hat sufficient? <Fremziska> And I have the taze whip <PhoenixRoot> (I swear, she has MOOD swings) <Seanworth> I have a better idea. <Seanworth> Fremziska got an upgrade from a capsule, right? <Seanworth> I propose we find upgrades for all of us! TO GAMEFAQS! <Sean> .... <Sean> I knew I was going to regret giving Fremziska that Deus Ex machina. <PhoenixRoot> One problem....this isn't Megaman. <PhoenixRoot> and we're not going to find any others around here - the only place we would find them is wherever Jeffdot is going to be help...aka, 7chan HQ <Seanworth> WHY DOES FREMZISKA HAVE THE COOL WEAPON WHILE NEITHER OF US GET AN UPGRADE?! DO THE AUTHORS GIVE HER SPECIAL TREATMENT OR SOMETHING?! <PhoenixRoot> Or she happened to hit the button first...or, maybe, the authors just decided to give her a weapon, because anything is suitable for her, although, not us <Seanworth> I CAN USE A WEAPON! I WANT A WEAPON, BUGGER IT! <Seanworth> I WANNA BE THE GUY! <Seanworth> .. <Seanworth> I feel...foolish,. <Fremziska> As you should! <Sean> Do you really want an upgrade? <Seanworth> YES! <Sean> Okay. <Seanworth> Dam...Wait, seriously?! <Sean> Here you go! <Seanworth> *Cravat becomes bigger and more frilly* ....I hate you <Bryan> You didn't specify what kind of upgrade you wanted. You ask, and you got, now stop whining. <PhoenixRoot> We need to devise a plan...what can we do? <Seanworth> How about something prepared for battle. <Sean> Check your pocket. <Seanworth> ? <Seanworth> *Takes out a Pokeball from his pocket* ...What? <Sean> YOU'RE NOW A POKEMON TRAINER WITH A PROSECTOR'S BADGE! :-D <Bryan> Stop messing with him, we have a story to write. <PhoenixRoot> So, HELLO? Are we going to be doing anything...or what? <Sean> But it's fun! D: <Bryan> Of course it's fun, but we need to get back to whatever plot we actually have <PhoenixRoot> So...now that you have your *snnrk*...'upgrades'....what do we do? <Seanworth> No idea... <Fremziska> I say we storm 7chan HQ. <PhoenixRoot> I concur. <Seanworth> Foolish...but okay... <PhoenixRoot> Foolish, yes...but what other choice do we have... *CRASH!* <Fremziska> ! <Seanworth> MOMMY! PROTECT MY PRECIOUS CRAVAT! <Seanworth> ...what? <PhoenixRoot> CUIDETE LAS BOCAS! <???> Hai guys <Seanworth> .... <Fremziska> Who are you?! <???> *A man in big shiny glasses and a suit is seen from clearing dust* It's the bringer of PAYNE!....keke, pun. <Seanworth> OH NO. <Shadeston Payne> so, sup? <PhoenixRoot> ....Shadeston, how did you get here? <Shadeston> How do you think? <Seanworth> I think I know, and I'm not liking it... <Shadeston> My personal STEALTHY STEALTH ROFLCOPTER! <PhoenixRoot> . . . <Fremziska> ... <Seanworth> .... <Shadeston> ... <Shadeston> What? <Seanworth> FREMZISKA HURT HIM! <Fremziska> SADISM! *Whips Payne* <Shadeston> OWWOWOWOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!~ <PhoenixRoot> HOLD IT! <PhoenixRoot> ...wait...your stealthy....YES! That's it! That's how we'll do it! <Seanworth> ....Oh dear.. <PhoenixRoot> We'll use Shadeston's ROFLCOPTER TO INFILITRATE 7chan! <Shadeston> ...uhhh....can I say out of this? <Seanworth> No. If we're all going to get arse-raped by cherries, you're coming with us. <Shadeston> but...but... <PhoenixRoot> No bu...waaaait a second...no, I'm not making another pun <Sean> DAMN! I thought I had him! <Bryan> You sir, fail. <PhoenixRoot> No denying it Shadeston, you're coming with us. And failure, is NOT an option. <Seanworth> If we fail...if we fail... <Seanworth> ...if we fail...the fate will be worse than death! <PhoenixRoot> ...but no pressure... <Shadeston> The helicopter is primed and ready to go, Captain. <PhoenixRoot> Excellent...Shall we proceed to 7chan headquarters? <Seanworth> This is suicide! <Fremziska> *Uncoils whip menacingly* <Fremziska> *Growls, and then barks* <PhoenixRoot> I take that as a 'too bad, you're coming with us' *All climb into the STEALTHY STEALTH ROFLCOPTER* <PhoenixRoot> Okay, let's go!.... <Shadeston> ... <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...well...how does it...move? <Shadeston> Uhhh.... <PhoenixRoot> ... <Seanworth> Do you even know? <Shadeston> Uhm...I...I uh..... <PhoenixRoot> Of course he does. He flew it into this building. <PhoenixRoot> He had to have been flying it. <Shadeston> ...it flies...on music <Seanworth> .....Que? <PhoenixRoot> ...what? <Fremziska> ... <Shadeston> ...in other words, we have to sing to it to make it go. <PhoenixRoot> .... <Fremziska> .... <Seanworth> .... <PhoenixRoot> Not it. <Seanworth> Not it. <Shadeston> Not it. <Fremziska> not it. <PhoenixRoot> ....daaaamn. |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:16 PM Post #13 |
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The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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<Seanworth> Wait, Fremziska was the last to say not it...so it's gotta be her. <Fremziska> OBJECTION! <Fremziska> If you think for one moment I'm going to SING then you've got another thing coming. <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <Seanworth> ....umm... <PhoenixRoot> Doesn't your alternate personality actually LIKE singing though? <Gabby> *Singing the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round in the backround* <Fremziska> .... <Sean> Dear god, get her to stop <Gabby> I HEARD THAT *Digs her nails into Sean's shoulder* <Jeff> EVERYBODY'S SUPER SONIC RACING, GOTTA KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND! *Sound of metal hitting something* OW! Sean: *Hisses* <Sean>* <Fremziska> I HEARD THAT *WHIPS SEANWORTH* <Sean> OW! MOTHER %)%U&-)^&^ <Seanworth> WHAT DID I DO?! <Gabby> *Hisses, and bites and claws Sean* <Fremziska> You insulted my alter ego <Sean> OW! OW! OW! <Bryan> I'm staying out of this. <Sean> IS GABBY LIKE HALF EVIL CAT OR SOMETHING! BLOODY BUGGER HELL! <Bryan> More likely than not - she likes to bite, you know...I have the puncture wounds to prove it. <Gabby> *Stops clawing and biting Sean and goes back to the bed, meows a couple times, and goes back to singing* <Sean> .... <Bryan> I learned that lesson a long time ago Sean. <Sean> Does Gabby want her cat-nip ball? *Snicker* <Jeff> d00d, you're ASKING to die, aren't you? <Gabby> *Turns head around very slowly and looks at Sean. Her eye twitches* <Sean> .... <Bryan> Woah...this can't be good. *Hides beneath desk* <Sean> Oh merciful Nyarncrap.. <Gabby> REEEEEEEOWWWW *Lunges at Sean* <Sean> AAAH! *Takes out a shiny object and throws it in a random direction* <Gabby> Ooooh...shiny! *wanders after the shiny object* <Sean> Whew... *Shiny object goes off-screen and hits Sean in the head as it comes back on-screen* <Sean> OW! <Gabby> *Lunges after object, and hits Sean's head in a mess* <Sean> @_@ <Gabby> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW! *Digs nails into Sean's forehead* <Sean> BAD CAT! OW! DAMMIT! <Bryan> Hey, Remmy, I'd appreciate if you didn't kill my friend right now...cleaning blood up from the desk is pretty hard. <Jeff> Too late..*Points to the obscene amounts of blood on the desk* <Bryan> Oh damnit... <Sean> GYAAAAAGH! <Gabby> Meow! *Jumps off Sean's head and lands on the bed, and begins singing 'The Wheels on the Bus' quitely* <Bryan> *Sighs*...Sean, are you okay? <Bryan> ...Sean? <PhoenixRoot> What happened to him...? <Seanworth> NOOO! MY ALTER EGO!!! <Fremziska> *A look of amused amazement is on her face* Wooow...that girl has some fast moves... <Sean> X_X <Bryan> Check his Pulse Jeffrey! <Jeff> *Checks Sean's Pulse* ....Oh CRAP <Bryan> He's DEAD?! <Jeff> Yep <Bryan> ....She killed him?! He can't be dead! <Jeff> Do you not SEE the amount of blood about!? <Bryan> Well yes, but he's a main character! He can't die! <Jeff> Apparently Gabby didn't care or didn't realize when she murdered him. <Gabby> *Happily singing 'Row row your boat' now* <Bryan> So what do we do? <Jeff> ....I get his computer <Gabby> I get his video games <Bryan> ...you people are HEARTLESS. I meant about his dead...body...he's DEAD. <Austin> If it's any merit, the sun will be up in a few hours! <Sean> *sits up* WHEN THE CRAP DID YOU GET HERE?! <Jeff> SEAN?! <Bryan> HE's ALIVE?! <Jeff> ZOMBIE! *Smacks him with a chair* <Sean> Nighty....night...*Falls over* <Bryan> Damnit Jeff... <Gabby> *Now singing 'Rooty the Red-nosed reindeer’* <Bryan> (Why does she do this to me...?) <Austin> So guys, 'sup? <Jeff> How did YOU get in? <Austin> Door was unlocked. <Bryan> STOP COMING INTO OUR DORM ROOM! <Austin> Heeey.....wait, why is a girl in here? <Sean> OBJECTION! *Sits up* I locked the door when I came in with the pizza. <Austin> ... <PhoenixRoot> what the HELL? Is that Shadeston's alter ego? <Shadeston> Meep. <Bryan> You're STILL ALIVE?! <Gabby> Hey! I know that song! *Begins singing said song* <Sean> *Starts singing Still Alive* <Austin> Well, I actually climbed through the window. <Bryan> Why? <Gabby> *Realizes Sean is singing, and grows quiet and just stares at him* <Bryan> *Eyeing Gabby* <Sean> D: <Austin> Well....y'see....I was instate and I thought, hey, might as well visit! <Gabby> *Lunges after Sean again* <Bryan> HOLD IT! *Jumps in between Sean and Gabby, Gabby tackles Bryan and they both fall to the floor, mostly with Gabby clawing and trying to bite Bryan* <Austin> And I thought, if I can get into their dorm room I can force them to all p-WOAAAH! <Sean> .... <Sean> Austin, don't even say ANYTHING <Bryan> ARGH! No! No, no more clawing! Pain! ARGH! NOOOOOOOOO! <Austin> I always knew that they-- <Jeff> *Picks up Austin* <Sean> DUDE <Sean> DON'T. GO THERE <Jeff> SAY NO MORE. <Austin> What? <Sean> If you finish that sentence, you invite your death <Gabby> *hissing and still struggling with Bryan on the ground* <Austin> But aren't they-- <Sean> No. <Jeff> * Throws Austin out the window whence he came* <Jeff> I did it for his own good. <Bryan> Stop it! No! Get off! <Gabby> HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! <Austin> *climbing up the window* Seriously....what...*gasp*....are they....doing? <Jeff> Should I, Sean? <Sean> You know what? Bugger it all. Let him dig his own grave for all I care. <Bryan> *Knocks Gabby away, and backs against the wall* <Gabby> REEEEOW! *Lunges again* <Bryan> GAH! *Dodges to the left <Gabby> Meow! *Claws Bryan* <Bryan> Ow! That's beginning to hurt! Stop! <Austin> Someone answer me? What on God's green earth are they doing? <Sean> The usual. <Austin> Woah! They do this EVERY DAY?! <Austin> (I always knew it) <Jeff> He'll never learn, will he? <Sean> I think all that FFR is having an effect on his common sense. <Jeff> What common sense? <Austin> Wow...this is getting pretty sickening...hey, can you guys stop messing around over there..? <Jeff> ...I'm doing this for your own good, Austin. *Picks Austin up in both arms* <Austin> !!! What are you doing?! <Jeff> Seeya later dude, nice to have seen you again *Throws Austin out the window and closes it* <Bryan> Argh! <Gabby> *Bites Bryan's right finger finger* MEEEEOW! <Bryan> Owwwww.! <Sean> *Sigh* <Jeff> Shouldn't we stop this? <Sean> You want to get the crazy girl angry? <Sean> Be my guest. <Jeff> She's already angry. <Sean> Not at US. I'd rather keep it that way. <Jeff> Meh. Hey, Gabby! <Jeff> Sean wants to ask you something! *Ponting at Sean* <Sean> You son of a..... <Gabby> *turns around all calm, and gently looks at Sean* Meow? <Sean> ....uummm.... <Jeff> Go on, say it. <Gabby> ...meow? <Sean> ....Uuhhhh.....*to Jeff* help me out here. <Gabby> *Almost completely forgot about a bleeding Bryan in the corner of the room* ...meeeeeeeeow? <Jeff> No can do, buddy. You wanted to ask her all by yourself. <Jeff> *Looking at Gabby* He told me he had something important he wanted to ask you. <Sean> *To Jeff* I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO ASK HER. GIVE ME AN IDEA, DAMMIT! <Gabby> *Growling* Meow......... <Jeff> *Shrugs subtley* Think outside the box Seanworth... CHOICES: > Ask her how the weather is Ask her if she wants some Cat-Nip Ask her if she likes pie Ask her if she would stop hurting Bryan Challenge her to a duel! <Jeff> Come on Sean! Think not how to reason with her, think of HOW to stop her! <Jeff> Come on Grandpaw Kitten, OUT WITH IT! <Sean> *Takes out a deck of cards* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! <Jeff> Oh this is going to be ugly.... <Gabby> ...REEEEEOWWWW! *Lunges at Sean* <Sean> I MEAN WITH CARDS! <???> OBJECTION! <Jeff> ! <Bryan> *Kind of messy, but dressed in a suit and tie with a small badge pinned to the lapel of the suit* <Bryan> *Fist slams the desk* Remmy! You are not evil! You are who you choose to be! <Bryan> *Dramatic point* You don't have to hurt him! <Jeff> (Wow-wow-we-waaa...this strange lawyer and his obscure series reference may have saved us all!) <Gabby> ...Meow? <Bryan> *Looks down and shakes his head*. <Bryan> *Looks up and smirks* Shouldn't there be someone else you're after? <Gabby> ...meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow....REEEOW! <Bryan> OBJECTION! No...someone who said some other things before while you were attacking me. A fifth person. <Gabby> ... <Bryan> He's worse than both of us...right, Sean? CHOICES FOR SEAN: > Yes No Coconut. <Sean> yes. <Bryan> Right...so will you stop this rampage now? <Bryan> This suit is killing me. <Gabby> Meh. Fine...it was fun while it lasted <Bryan> (Thank GOD Austin isn't in earshot of this) <Austin> *Outside the window* .............................wow.....I had no idea. <Austin> *Begins running away from campus...whether out of fear or because he didn't want to hear anymore is beyond the anyone's knowledge* |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:17 PM Post #14 |
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The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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<Jeff> Well, it looks like you guys took quite a beating. <Bryan> *Already out of the suit and in other, more casual clothes...but still a big mess* <Gabby> *Goes back to singing...now she's singing the song that never ends*<Jeff> Hmm....I wonder...if I should go for help? <Jeff> CHOICES: Yes No Maybe > Coconuts. <Jeff> ...(hmm...coconuts) <Jeff> *Takes out a coconut and begins playing with it, thinking of how to open it* <Bryan> ...Dying...here...need....help............(where did he get that coconut...?) *Knocking on the door* <Bryan> uhh...who...who is it...? <Bryan> Is it help?! <Jeff> *Stops playing with the coconut* I'll get it. Now guys, don't you eat this pieeeee....... <Bryan> Don't you even....what do you TAKE us for? <Jeff> *goes to the door, and opens it* *A bunch of squealing noises is heard from the hallway* <Bryan> ...the hell? <PhoenixRoot> Good lord, what has been going on?! <Seanworth> Sometimes it's better if you don't ask. <Shadeston> I like marmalade. <Sean> WHAT THE?! <Bryan> ...are those...ARE THOSE...?! <Jeff> Hey...uh...guys...you have a bunch of female vistors *Door is closed, but swelling with pressure*. <Bryan> ...!!!...you...y-you can't be....serious.....are those....Fangirls? <Jeff> It'd appear so. <PhoenixRoot> FANGIRLS! NO! MY MORTAL ENEMY! <Sean> HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?! <Jeff> Ah, but you see, they're after YOU, not ME. <Sean> CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP <Bryan> What do we DO?! Gabby! REMMY! <Bryan> HELP US REMMY! GET THE FANGIRLS! <Gabby> *yawn* 'M tired. g'night. *Goes to sleep on whoever's bed she's on* <Sean> GAAAH! <Bryan> ...Jeff...Jeff, lock the door Jeff....DON'T LET THEM IN! DON'T LET THEM NEAR ME! I WANT TO KEEP MY CLOTHES AND POSSESSIONS! <Jeff> Sure thing dude...OOPS *trips, and falls into the door, unlocking it. It swings open and Jeff is thrown into a wall where he collapses* <Bryan> ...This is the end...for us. <Fangirls> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OMIGAWD! IT'S SEAN AND BRYAN! <Bryan> NOOO! Don't touch me! <Fangirls> *Screaming* IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THEY'RE WORKING ON IT! LET'S EDIT IT WITH ALL OF OUR DESIRED PAIRINGS! <Bryan> OH GOD NO! EJECT! EJECT! *Pushing a small dot on the ground with his finger* <Sean> Dude, there IS no eject button! <Bryan> I’ll show you! Wait-no! GAAAH! <Sean> GAAAH! DEFENSIVE MANEUVERS! *Prepares artillery which looks suspiciously like the ones from Advance Wars* <Fangirls> Oh how cute! They're resisting! *They crush Sean's Seantillery* <PhoenixRoot> WHAT IS THIS?!...I...I'm...I feel VIOLATED! <Sean> GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER! <Fangirls> *Swarm Sean and begin asking him loads of questions, which include how many times a week does he bathe, what his favorite cereal is, and given the choice, would he marry peanut butter or a candy cane* <Sean> GYAAAAH! <Bryan> Don't touch me! Ow! That stings! No! Leave me alone! No, I will not give you my autograph! Leave me ALONNNNNE! <Gabby> *Sound asleep* <Bryan> !! No! that isn't true! O-of course not! <Fangirls> oooh, I think he's hiding something, I see a psych-lock! <Bryan> WHAT?! NO! THAT'S NOT EVEN IN THIS STORY, AND THAT'S MY CROSS! <Fangirls> yay! Phoenix and Fremziska are together, and so is Seanworth and his Upgraded Cravat! They're going to get married... <Bryan> OH ***! <Sean> WHAT?! <Bryan> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! NO! NOOOOOOO! <Fangirls> OOOH! And Jeffdot and a Mountain Dew Cointainer! OOOOH! *Squeals with delight* SHADESTON PAYNE AND A REVOLVING DOOOOOOOOOOR! *Coons* <Bryan> ...the HELL? a revolving DOOR? <Sean> W...what?! <Bryan> Sean...SEAN! HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THISSSS?! <Sean> I DON'T KNOW! <Bryan> O..O... <Bryan> OBJECTION! <Fangirls> YAY! HE SCREAMED OBJECTION! I GOT A RECORDING <Bryan> ............................ <PhoenixRoot> well that's it. This sucks... <Fremziska> I can't....believe it <Seanworth> At least you love PEOPLE...I'm apparently in love with a piece of apparel... <Shadeston> What are you guys complaining about? I don't even like people or clothes...I'm paired with a spinning DOOR... <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, well nobody cares about you. <Bryan> JEFF! JEFF! REMMY! ANYONEEEEEEEEEEE! <Bryan> (could this...be...the end...?) <Bryan> *Sees a small metal object near Sean, it happens to be what he threw at Jeff earlier* <Bryan> Austin...Of course! SEAN! BREAK THE WINDOW! <Sean> *Picks it up and tosses it* *Window shatters and Austin appears* <Austin> whew! Finally, you guys! I've been waiting here forever! I lost my FFR-Gold Membership card...have you guys seen-WOAAAH DUUUUDE...you guys didn't tell me you were having a party! <Fangirls> IEEEEEEEEEEE *Screaming* It's HIIIIIM! IT'S SHADESTON PAYNE'S ALTER EGOOOOO! LET'S GET HIM! <Austin> Oh, I see where this is going...RUN AWWAAAAAAY *Begins sprinting away* <Fangirls> *Every single fangirl chases after him in an attempt to catch him* <Bryan> Augh... <Bryan> Thank God....Sean...Sean, are you okay? <Sean> G...guh... <Bryan> ...go for the door dude....I'll....I'll lock the window.. <Bryan> *Begins crawling towards the window, slowly* <Sean> *Crawls over to the door and locks it* <Bryan> *Hoists himself up and shuts + locks the window*...auugh... <Jeff> Wow, what happened here fellas? <Bryan> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! *Falls over onto broken glass <Bryan> ....Ow. <Jeff> Well uh...I think I got knocked out. I think. *Heads over to take a look at Bryan, and trips over a knocked-off keyboard...and winds up landing on Bryan* <Bryan> !!!! *Sound of ribs and other bones cracking* <Bryan> Air...ai...r... <Jeff> Ow...at least this nice pillow was here to shield me from the broken glass! <Sean> Dude...that was Bryan. <Sean> ..Emphasis on WAS <Jeff> ....oh. <Jeff> ...heh...oops? <Bryan> Mrrrrngh... <Jeff> *Gets up* Oh...uh...sorry 'bout that dude...hmm...maybe we should call an ambulance? <Sean> Yeah. <Jeff> Oh! I know! I'll be the hero this time around! *Picks up Bryan's frail body and throws it onto a mattress with a little TOO much force* <Bryan> *Groans as he begins bleeding all over it* <Jeff> JEFFMOBILE GOOOO! *picks up the entire mattress and begins carrying it out the door...after unlocking it, of course* <Jeff> Sean, get the door for me kthx! <Sean> *Opens* *Jeff and Bryan are both gone, towards the infirmary most likely* <Sean> ....*Turns* ..Bugger it all. Gabby, wake up. <Gabby> zzZZZzzz. <Sean> Gabby, you're on MY Bed, and Bryan's was taken by Jeff. <Gabby> ZzzzZZZzzzZZZZ...Grandpaw...Kitten...ZzzzZZZZz....Grandmaw....Rooty....ZzzzZZZzzz <Sean> and I have a Physics test tomorrow and DAMNED if I'm going to fail it because I didn't get a good night's sleep. <Sean> *Growls* <Gabby> *Opens one eye and looks at sean* ...hisss.... <Sean> Don't give me that. <Sean> the fun stops when my grade might be at stake because of your uncontrollable nature <Gabby> HISSSS *Opens both eyes and now looking at Sean* <Sean> ....*unfazed* <Gabby> *Takes out hand beneath head and shows her nails...which are sharp* <Sean> Go get a scratching post and play with that. Get off my damn bed, or go see Bryan, who's probably in the hospital by now. <Gabby> GRRRR.... <Sean> *Folds arms* Playtime is over, Gabby. <Gabby> .........you have no idea what you've just done *Jumps OFF the bed and onto the ceiling* <Sean> Meh. *Goes into his own bed and pulls the covers over him* Don't let the door hit you on the way out. <Gabby> What makes you think I'm leaving? <Sean> Zzzz.... *Squealing is heard in the distance* <Sean> *Opens eyes sharply* <Sean> *Runs to the door and window and closes them faster than Sonic the Hedgehog could* <Gabby> What are you doing, Grandpaw Kitten? <Sean> Keeping the fangirls out. *Goes back to bed* Zzzz.... <Gabby> oh no you don't. *Jumps on Sean and begins clawing him* <Sean> *Wakes up, gets in Gabby's face, and roars like a Dragon* <Gabby> *Completely unfazed, and then begins clawing him some more* <Sean> NEVER WAKE ME UP <Sean> *Roars with such force that it actually PUSHES Gabby off* <Gabby> GRRRRRR....I'll get you back for this, Sean <Gabby> *Takes index finger, and makes one long, long scratch mark across Sean's face* <Sean> Great. Whatever. Just let me sleep so I'm well rested for my physics test <Sean> ..... <Sean> Leave. <Gabby> *Leaves, in the direction of the infirmary to go see Jeff and Bryan, and leaves the door open* <Sean> *Closes it* Hmph. <Sean> Goodnight, moon....Zzzz.... *Sqealing is heard in the distance* *A soft giggle can be heard from somewhere near in the hall* <Sean> *Mumble* Zzz.... *Door creaks open* <Sean> Mrpph.... *soft, muffled giggle from closet* <???> crrraaavat.... <Sean> *Opens eyes* What the...? *Squealing heard in the distance agani* <Sean> *Sits up* What the bloody...? *Muffled giggle from the closet* <???> Hee hee hee.... <Sean> This is just like in the horror films.. <Sean> I open the closet and I die. <Sean> I opt for...GET THE HELL OUT! *Runs for the door* *Door is already open* Go where? Lobby > Infirmary Library <PhoenixRoot> Please don't tell me he just left us ALL alone with some weird, giggling MONSTER in the closet...and the fangirls not too far off? <Sean> TO THE INFIRMARY! Meanwhile, at the Infirmary... <Doctor Who> Woah! What happened to your friend here? He looks like he got mauled by a tiger <Jeff> (If only you knew...) He fell down some stairs <Doctor Who> Let's take a look at this report...it says he has 5 broken rips, some internal bleeding, a fractured arm, a sprained ankle, and he's lost 4 pints of blood thus far... I spelt ribs wrong. Bleh <Sean> *Runs in* I'm here! <Sean> I heard wierd sounds from the closet so I ran.....and I left the DOOR OPEN CRAAAAAP! <Doctor Who> ...wow......did you fall down that same set of stairs?! Why are you still walking! <Jeff> Nice going, genius. <Gabby> Seriously, I'm won't be too happy with someone if I go back to discover Fremziska and Root paired together....none at all. <Sean> *Runs back* <Doctor Who> Nurse! Subdue him! <Nurse> Sir, please wait...let us help you. Argh…he’s gone… <Sean> (Narrating) I avoided everyone, and ran back...hoping that nobody did inane pairings while I left the door open....what I found...was much, much worse.... *5 Psyche Locks appear* *Turns to the Computer Screem, which has 5 locks over it* <Sean>: Wh...what?! *Types in password* <Computer>: Denied. <Sean> They....They locked the computer up?! <TO BE CONTINUED> <Sean> Okay...okay....I dunno who did this, but this kind of lock is too complex for Fangirls to do.... Let's see <Sean> *Takes out laptop* I can fix this though, with my UBER NERD COMPUTAH POWAHS! <Sean> Alright...let's get this hooked u... *BANG!* <Adam> HOW ARE YOU GENTLEWOMAN?! LOLS! <Sean> *Shot in the shoulder* Guh! <Sean> *Turns* Adam....you?! <Sean> What are YOU doing here?! <Adam> Tis I! Adam Jewela! I am Jewish LOLS! <Adam> *Holding a smoking gun* ...I work for 7chan now. I'm an undercover twit-face. <Sean> Why?! <Adam> We're the /b/twit-brigade! <Adam> Our theme song is "PEDDLE, PEDDLE, FEED THE 'TARD POWER!" <Sean> What's your goal?! <Adam> and our goal...is to thwart your stupid stories that are deterring traffic from OUR HQ to YOUR site(s)! <Adam> And as for why did I join? <Adam> WHY, YOU ASK, CUBAN SEAN?! <Adam> Because 7chan are evil ****tards and more importantly... <Adam> *Cocks gun* ...because I'm Jewish.. <Adam> LOLS! I got to cock something <Sean> *Sigh* <Sean> *Quickly grabs a katana from the side and slashes at Adam with it* <Adam> ?! *Loses the gun* OKAY OKAY, TIME OUT! PAUSE! WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET A KATANA AND LEARN HOW TO USE IT THAT WELL?! <Sean> Well, I got the Katana from my uncle, so I decided to learn how to use it. Self-defense and all that. <Adam> ...wtf? <Sean> Now then...who's got the upper hand now? <Adam> Still me! *Kicks Sean in the buddies* <Sean> GWAH! *Falls back* <Adam> *Retrieves Gun and aims right at his head* Don't....move.... <Sean> ! <Jeff> *Fanfare* JEFF TO THE RESCUE! *Body-slams Adam out a window* <Adam> NOOOOOO! *CRASH* I CAN'T LOSE! I'M TOO JEWISH TO LOSE! <Adam> *calling out* whatever! I STILL GET THE LAST LAUGH! *Presses a button, and then heads out* <Jeff> Can either of you ever take care of yourselves without me having to rescue you?! <Sean> He held a GUN to my head. and if you didn't notice, I almost sliced off his entire hand with my Katana. the one you said I'd NEVER use? <Jeff> Touche`...well, now that's both of you that has to be hospitalized... *Squealing heard outside* <Jeff> ...the hell? <Sean> Jeff, I can't yet. I gotta get the Phoenix Root system operational again. *Turns to the computer, which is now turned off* ....O_O; <Jeff> Eh? What's going on? What happened? <Sean> *Turns it on* <Computer> Loading Windows XP..... <Sean> Whew, okay..... <Computer: *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH* *RESTART* Loading Windows XP... <Sean> ..No.....NOO! NOOOOOOOOO! <???> JEFF! JEFF! WE LOVE YOU JEFF! YOU'RE OUR HERO! WE WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU JEEEEEEFFFF! <Sean> IT'S THE UNENDING CHAIN OF BSOD'S! THE COMPUTER'S RUINED! <Jeff> ....? *Looks out the window* OH GOD... <Jeff> ...uuhhh...Sean...we...may have a bigger problem on our hands. *Pointing outside the window to a bunch of fangirls* <Sean> .........*CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN* <Jeff> ...wow...is that even a SWEAR word? <Sean> It is now. <Sean> None of the others were adequate enough for how badly we're screwed. <Fangirls> *Begin climbing up the outside wall, trying to get into the closed window* <Jeff> !! Oh god, help us! <Jeff> That bad? <Sean> You're playing Gunbound, alone. You have four opponents that have an Aimbot set up, all using Naks. <Jeff> .....Oh CRAP <Sean> Exactly...now...what....do we do?! |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:19 PM Post #15 |
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<Fangirls> EEEK! IT's HIM! *Wearing red shirts with white letters that say 'I <3 JEFFREY MITCHELL'" <Sean> ...wow. <???> Looks like we have a problem, huh... <Sean> Hm? <Bryan> *Standing in the doorway, with a mug in his hand, a crutch in the other, a bunch of band-aids on various sections of his skin, and a strange object on his face, covering his eyes* <Bryan> I got a tad too many boo-boos, thanks to Remmy... <Jeff> ...the hell? You're not Godot...if anyone, I'm Godot! <Bryan> Oh, quiet you. Apparently Remmy got my eyes in a bloody mess when we were in that struggle earlier...I'm supposed to wear this a while until my eyes regulate and heal. <Jeff> And the mug? <Bryan> *Grinning* It's root beer, don't worry. <Sean> So you’re drinking yours— <Bryan> Don’t finish that line, unless you want to be thrown out that window. <Sean> Okay, fine, great, now we've got Brydot back, we still have two problems here! Let's figure out what we're supposed to do about this one! *Bleeding, but katana in hand ready to take on the Fangirls* <Bryan> *Grin turns to frown* One? What do you mean? I heard about the Phoenix Root story gone kaput...but...the other? <Sean> We have a Fangirl Rush. <Bryan> Eh? What? <Jeff> *Points to the window* <Bryan> HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH WITH **** ON TOP AND **** SAUCE. <Bryan> IT'S A MESS OF ARMS AND HEADS AND LEGS! WHAT THE HELL?! <Bryan> They sent ROBOTIC BODY PARTS AFTER US?! <Sean> ......Right. Listen, I'll be right back! *Runs into the closet* <Jeff> What is he doing? <Sean> *Runs out, looking like a bad-ass swordsman, swinging Katana about* IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND PLAY CARDS! <Sean> And we're all out of cards! <Bryan> Dude, you don't stand a chance against them, even WITH a Katana...I mean, look at us..we're in a worse shape when they barged into our dorm room! <Bryan> Not to mention they're ROBOTS now <Sean> Bryan, we're fighting fangirls, not robots. <Bryan> What do you mean? They're all FLOATING IN MID-AIR! And only parts of them! Dont' you see that?! <Fangirls> *Banging on the window, which is beginning to crack* <Sean> Bryan, they're humans. You're just losing your mind. Now then, Jeff, are you ready? <Jeff> *Takes out a spear* Ooooh yeah.... <Sean> ...Where did you get that? <Jeff> Hammerspace. <Sean> Fair enough. <Bryan> Very well then! *Slams mug onto table with excessive force* <Bryan> This isn’t just a normal mug! It's a....*Mug transforms into a strange hand-weapon* ....ROOT Cannon! <Sean> So you were tired of being the healer of the group, eh? <Bryan> Hah! No, not that...I'm in worse shape than you...what good is a healer that can't even help himself? <Fangirls> Now all three of them are in there! Go! go! Break the window! *Window cracks even more* <Sean> Hmph! *Readies self* <Bryan> Don't take us alive. <Jeff> *Aims spear* Row....row.... <Fangirls> *Window cracks, and a swarm of fangirls flood the room* <Bryan> SECURITY BREACH! TAKING OFFENSIVE ACTION! *Fires Root cannon, which fires a burst of Root-Beer at high-velocity rates out the window, knocking some Fangirls down* <Sean> FIGHT DA POWAH! *Swings sword at nothing for a bit, before running into the flood and slicing through the fangirls like butter* <Fangirls> They're resisting! Put them down! SHOW THEM NO QUARTER! <Fangirls> *Spray perfume in the room* <Sean> GACK! <Bryan> NOO! <Jeff> *Begins spinning the spear around and taking out score upon score of fangirls* <Sean> Wait! I have no sense of smell! TAKE THAT! ASTRA! *Runs into the flood and slices through the flood again* <Jeff> They...just...keep...coming! <Bryan> FIRE! *Cannon explodes again and knocks a load of fangirls out the window* <Jeff> Woah...getting...tired and...dizzy...but...can't stop! *Parrying and slashing all the Fangirls in the room* <Fangirls> They can't hold us off forever <Bryan> They're right...Sean, shall we fall back?! <Sean> ....NEVER! DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! <Bryan> *Fires several more shots* BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE! <Fangirls> *More and more swarm the room, there seems to be no apparent end* <Bryan> Out of standard ammonition! Improvising! *Pops an acorn into the cannon* <Jeff> *Beginning to fatigue* Argh...they're...no! Never...give up! *Uppercutting and whirlwinding for his life* <Bryan> WARNING! Dismantling Establishment in 5.....4.....3.....2.......1.... *Fires acorn at high-velocity into the floor* <Sean> They...can't be this numerous...can they?! *Acorn makes a small hole and goes all the way down to the ground level* <Fangirls> YES WE CAN! *A wave - literally - of fangirls surround Sean *CRACK!* *A tree grows out of the building, splitting the room in half - the fangirls on one side, and Bryan, Sean, and Jeff on the other side. <Sean> WHAT THE?! <Bryan> Establishment dismantled. Tree has been rooted. Establishment has been rooted. <Bryan> *Cannon turns back into mug, with some root beer still in it* <Bryan> ...TAKE THAT! *Throws mug at Fangirls, hitting a few and getting a bunch of them wet with the Root Beer* <Sean> We can't fall back! We'll never restore Phoenix Root if I can't restore the computer! <Bryan> Oh...crap...the computer is on the other side of the rooms. <Sean> .... <Fangirls> *Trying to re-establish the computer* <Jeff> OH! I know! ROOT-A-PULT! <Bryan> ...WHAT?! <Jeff> *Before he can argue, picks Bryan up and with much much much too much force, throws him at the spot next to the computer, knocking the fangirls out of the way* <Fangirls> Yay! Bryan! <Bryan> AHHH! HELP ME! <Jeff> Get the computer! <Sean> *Runs in, cutting through fangirls, and grabs the hard drive* I'VE GOT THE IMPORTANT PART! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! <Fangirls> *Grip onto Sean and begin to drag him into the hoard.* <Bryan> No Sean! *Gets gripped too* <Sean> *Tosses the Hard Drive over to Jeff* <Jeff> JEFF-A-PULT TIME! <Jeff> *Catches hard drive, then cannon-balls himself into the center of the horde* <Bryan + Sean> JEFF! NO! DON'T DO THAT-- <Jeff> *Hits the already frail floor, and a good 5x5 foot portion of the floor - which happens to include Bryan and Sean - falls through, level by level until they're on the ground floor* <Bryan + Sean> @.@ ...ow.... <Fangirls> *The ones that fell are gone, the others are up top looking down in amazement...or fear. Or both* <Bryan> ...I think...both my legs are broken now... <Sean> ....dammit, Jeff <Jeff> Kekeke! <Gabby> Argh! I've been looking all OVER for you guys... <Sean> Wonderful...now, Jeff, can you get off my arm, you're crushing it. <Sean> Jeff, do you still have the Hard Drive? <Jeff> Yup! *Has hard drive in his hand, intact* *Hard drive all of the sudden collapses into pieces* <Jeff> ...guess not. <Sean> ........*has a heart attack* <Bryan> One of you two give him CPR and then tell him I have my flash drive in my pocket with all of Phoenix Root's data inside of it. <Gabby> Eww! Not it! <Jeff> I'd probably kill him. <Sean> X_X <Bryan> Bleh, I've got a better idea... <Bryan> SEAN! SEAN! WAKE UP! THE FANGIRLS TURNED INTO FEFERNS! <Sean> X_X; <Bryan> AND THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US-ER I MEAN, YOU! <Sean> *even WORSE Heart Attack* <Bryan> Oh ********. <Jeff> Now look what you did! <Gabby> I KNOW! *Bites Sean's arm* <Sean> OW! *Sits up in pain* <Gabby> Works every time Grandpaw Kitten!<Bryan> Great. Now that I have my flash drive with me...we've gotta get out of here. and QUICK. <Jeff> Lucky for us, I brought my car! <Bryan> Convenient, for once...where can we go? <Sean> Where are we going? <Gabby> Let's go to Rooty's house! <Bryan> HAH...yeah, and tell my parents how I got into THIS mess? No thanks. <Sean> Don't even SUGGEST mine <Jeff> My parents'll think that I enslaved you guys. <Gabby> and my parents would probably think it really bad bringing 3 guys over... <Bryan> We better think of something before they make their way down here - by jumping, or more conventional methods. <Sean> Gghk...There's gotta be something! <Bryan> It has to be for a while...college is in disrepair until they get this stupid tree out of their campus... <Bryan> At least you don't have to worry about your Physics test anymore...and I don't have to worry about going to AP Calculus tomorrow… <Jeff> Meh. You guys can live in my basement all together. Let's get out of there, I don't feel like being stalked by any more Fangirls. <Sean> Right! Let's go! <Bryan> You're going to have to carry me, I lost my crutch and my leg is broken. Not sure about Sean's conditon. <Gabby> 'kay <Jeff> We'll come back for Sean. *Picks Bryan up* <Bryan> OW! Watch it! <Jeff> Stop complaining or you'll have another 'accident'. <Bryan> *Whimpering as he's carried out to Jeff's car* <Sean> I'll manage..*follows* <Gabby> .....*giggling mysteriously* <Gabby> *follows Sean out, making sure he doesn't fall* <Gabby> I told you I'd have my revenge, grandpaw kitten! And now I will! *Claws Sean's face* <Gabby> 'kay I'm happy now <Sean> AUGH! PAIN! THE PAIN! <Gabby> *Walks out to car* <Sean> *CENSORED FOR DECENCY* <Gabby> *Walks back in* ....WHAT did you call me? <Gabby> *Glaring furiously at Sean* <Sean> I called you nothing. ....I just used a really BAD string of swears. <Gabby> I hope for your sake you did, Grandpaw Kitten. *Goes back out* |
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*Later* Everybody is in the car. Sean is in the front with Jeff driving, and Bryan and Gabby are in the back, Bryan doing the best he can not to bleed all over Jeff's upolestry and Gabby doing her best not to hurt Bryan any more than he already is. Currently heading for >Jeff's House< <Jeff> Well so far, everything has been good... <Sean> *Sigh* What a mess we're in.....I hope the Phoenix Root group is doing okay without us there to manage the system. <Bryan> I'm sure they will...and...you know, something has been bothering me. <Sean> ...me too... <Jeff> What is it? <Bryan> ...what happens if they have Fangirls stalking where we live? Even where Jeff lives. <Sean> .....We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... <Jeff> ...right...start thinking of backup plans just in case...but I doubt it'll come to that. Trust me. <Sean> What do we do about our possessions though? I don't have any extra clothes.... <Gabby> Neither do I <Bryan> ...yeah, that's a good point. <Jeff> ...well, I have some stuff you guys can borrow if you don't completely destroy it. The college should retrieve your stuff for you...and you can have my sister's stuff for all I care, Gabby. <Gabby> yay! <Gabby> Thanks <Jeff> Oh, don't mention it (kekeke....my sis' deserves it...kekeke) *Meanwhile, in the Phoenix Root system* <Seanworth> Urgh...what happened? <PhoenixRoot> I'm not sure;...I heard something about more fangirls, a Root cannon, a crash, and lots of boo-boos. <Fremziska> WE're STILL paired together... <Shadeston> ****ing revolving door... <Seanworth> ...hmm...I also heard something about 7chan...and a gunshot. <PhoenixRoot> You're right..hmm... <Seanworth> And then everything...wait...where the crap ARE we? <???> 7chan HQ, my friends. <PhoenixRoot> I'm not sure...the computer...is dead...so...where can we be? <Fremziska> WHO SAID THAT?! WHIP WHO AM I?! Whipping* <???> Be quiet, annyoing girl. <Fremziska> How DARE you! *Brandishes whip* <PhoenixRoot> (Crap...) WHO ARE YOU?! <???> *Comes into view, revealing him to be a gigantic hand* I AM MASTER HAND! <PhoenixRoot> ...*OBJECTION!* <PhoenixRoot> This isn't Super Smash Brothers or any of it's sequels! Who are you, really?1 <Master Hand> You think I'm joking? <PhoenixRoot> No, I think you're LYING! <Master Hand> The Subspace Army and 7chan are AFFILIATED WITH EACH OTHER, FOOL! <PhoenixRoot> ! *Sweating* ....oh... <Fremziska> *TAZE-whips Master Hand* <Seanworth> This can't be! <Master Hand> *Another whip comes in and stops Fremziskas* ! M..master! <????> ....Hmph <Shadeston> Meep! <Fremziska> WHAT IS THIS ATROCITY?! <PhoenixRoot> (Hm...my badge feels funny...could it be...?) <Master Hand> M..Master Ta.. <???> My name is not to be known yet. I trust you can quell these fools while our plan is put into play? <Master Hand> Yes...... <???> Excellent. If all goes as planned the two "admins" will meet an unfortunate accident soon.... <PhoenixRoot> *OBJECTION!* <PhoenixRoot> What are you blabbling about?1 <Master Hand> Sean and Bryan....suffice it to say, without them, you're weakened....so we've set to exterminate them. <PhoenixRoot> !... <PhoenixRoot> so YOU sent the fangirls? <Seanworth> . . . but... <Seanworth> They're-... <PhoenixRoot> *OBJECTION!* <Seanworth> ! (Maybe I should think again about disclosing that information) <PhoenixRoot> Did you send them?! DID YOU?! <Master Hand> Not technically. <PhoenixRoot> Whew...I didn't really think 7chan would stoop THAT low... <Master Hand> I mean that the Subspace Army didn't do that <Master Hand> the 7chan operatives however, did. <PhoenixRoot> ...*Turns to the mysterious figure* ....I promise you, I'll kill YOU last...I give you my word as lawyer. <Seanworth> How did we get here? Last I checked we were using our STEALTHY STEALTH ROFLCOPTER and....and...where is Jeffdot? He was taken too...by the cherries. <???> Kill me? Hmph. Perhaps I can show you what I can do....*a black arrow hits Shadeston and turns him into a trophy* <Fremziska> Hmph. In business suits. <PhoenixRoot> *Smirks* Like we cared too much about him. Throw him into a revolving door for all I care. <???> How would you feel if I did that to someone more important? <???> Seanworth....Fremziska...even YOU? <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <???> I'm afraid you're not in a position to be smug, Phoenix Root. <PhoenixRoot> We're main characters - we ALWAYS find a way out of it! <???> Where did those ways come from, I ask?! YOUR PRECIOUS AUTHORS@! <???> HENCE WHY I INTEND TO KILL THEM! <PhoenixRoot> (If this is going to where I think it's giong...) <???> WITHOUT THEM THE PLOT DEVICES THAT SAVE YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST! <PhoenixRoot> (I still have my trump card...) OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> Then what will become of you?! <PhoenixRoot> You can't have the evil without the good - and vice versa! <???> .....That's the corniest load of bullcrap I've ever heard. <???> You fail. *Phoenix Root's health meter reduces* <PhoenixRoot> ! ...(How could I have gone wrong?!...I had it for sure there!) <???> What do you intend to do now? <PhoenixRoot> Well... <???> You can't do anything. Your fate is sealed. <PhoenixRoot> Half your army will be crushed if you do anything to Sean and Bryan...and do you know why? <PhoenixRoot> Have you any idea?! <???> Hm? <PhoenixRoot> Half your army is tied into this story. With us. <PhoenixRoot> You kill the authors - you kill this entire story...with everything in it! Even YOU! If you haven't noitced, you're stuck in the story too! <PhoenixRoot> TAKE THAT! <???> Hm...hm....hm....You don't understand the inner-workings of your own little workd, do you? <???> Your precious authors....the Gods of your world LIED To you. <PhoenixRoot> They probably did, they're both jerks, but that doesn't mean anything. <???> this is not an extra-plane....it is an advanced computer program, to put it into simple words. You're nothing more than AAI beings put into a server god knows where. Destroying you doesn't destroy us. We'll just move to a different server. <PhoenixRoot> ...!...no...it...can't be! <???> OBJECTION! <Seanworth> *Taps his forehead with his index finger* That may be true, but there is a ring of truth to what Root says. <Seanworth> Even if it doesn't take you with it, the entire story is on the 'server' somewhere...and you can't split only part of yourself out of it, and not take us with you....even though YOU may not be part of that! <Fremziska> WHIPPINGS! *Whips the figure, and his health bar is dented* <???> Hah! <PhoenixRoot> (Hmm...this is just like court!) What are you laughing at? It's true, and you know it! <???> You'll be exterminated before I destroy this server, so there won't be anyone to come with us, even if that WAS how a server worked. <PhoenixRoot> So you plan to kill us while we're in the story, and then spread it? Is that right?! <???> I plan to eliminate this story outright, and then leave before it is eliminated <PhoenixRoot> I'm sorry to say, but your plan won't work so easily! <PhoenixRoot> Your attacks upon Sean and Bryan have already failed...it's only a matter of time! <???> We anticipated that Adam would fail in his mission. Our goal was to get Sean and Bryan away from the safety of the college so that our more intelligent operatives could dispose of them <PhoenixRoot> *blip* ...THERE! *Everything freezes, and a close-up of the mysterious figure can be seen* We...anticipated.....that....Adam....would....fail....in....his....mission... Our...goal....was....to....get...Sean...and...Bryan...away...from...the...safety....of.....the..college. <PhoenixRoot> GOTCHA! <???> ?! <PhoenixRoot> Heh. They always slip up. You seemed to have made a small fidget when you said "safety of the college" <PhoenixRoot> When, in reality - their college isn't safe at all! and I have PROOF! <???> Show me. <PhoenixRoot> *Presents window* TAKE THAT! <PhoenixRoot> Fangirls. <PhoenixRoot> They broke into their dorm room and swarmed them. <???> Hmm....heheh....hehehe..hahahahaHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <???> *Grabs Root with his whip-thingy* That's all you can do?! I'll tell you something..THAT WASN'T THE SAFETY I WAS THINKING OF! <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <???> *Swings Root around the cell* THERE WERE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THAT COLLEGE. IF 7CHAN WERE TO BE IDENTIFIED WITH THE MESS, OUR OPERATIONS IN THE REAL WORLD WOULD CRUMBLE, AND THEN OUR OPERATIONS HERE WOULD AS WELL! <PhoenixRoot> Then WHAT Safety?! And don't even try that you planned all of that! Because that's a lie too! Austin dragged them away! <???> *Slams Root against the floor* GOT THAT?! <PhoenixRoot> AUGH! <PhoenixRoot> (Lies...they only cover more lies!) <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> But that doesn't make sense! Do you really expect for them to go somewhere desolate where they can't be found! Even they aren't that dumb! <???> They're going to Jeff's house. only two witnesses there. Nobody will believe them. <Seanworth + Fremziska> *Watch with anxiety* <PhoenixRoot> *Smirking* Oh...? Do you really think that's true? <???> Yes. <PhoenixRoot> It's not like you...to make such an amerteaur (sp) mistake. <???> Hm? <Fremziska> *readies the taze-whip* <PhoenixRoot> Jeff doesn't live in the middle of a desert. He has a whole community around. An entire neighborhood. <PhoenixRoot> Do you really think...no one will notice you? <???> So? The key term here is WITNESS <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <???> If only Jeff's parents, two people ,are witnesses...do you think anyone will believe people who frequent a demented website raided and killed the four? <PhoenixRoot> you said WitnessES...and the fact that he lives in a neighborhood almost for sure will create dozens more! <???> Our Operatives are swift. We may not be able to prevent the witnessing of Jeff's parents, but again....nobody will believe their story. The sheer notion of it will make THEM look guilty! <PhoenixRoot> They'll figure out who it was...and there is no limiting how many witnesses there are...ever. <PhoenixRoot> And you forgot another thing <PhoenixRoot> No one in that group is stupid either - they already know YOU are after them....I doubt they'll make it so they'll go silently. <Fremziska> If you don't deal with them as swiftly as I whip people.... <Seanworth> Then you will.... <PhoenixRoot> ...be guilty of FAIL. <???> *Sigh* <???> You're missing the point completely. <???> If a raid was launched on an entire college, there would be over 100 witnesses AT LEAST. <PhoenixRoot> How is that different from a neighborhood? It's still a sparsely populated area. <PhoenixRoot> ...and your tactics are just about as stealthy as Shadeston's STEALTHY STEALTH ROFLCOPTER <Seanworth> Ouch...that look like it stung. <Shadeston> *Shines a little bit before dimmming* (First a revolving door, now a trophy) <???> However, if a raid is launched on a single house with only two other people in it...do you think anyone would believe the story of two frantic parents? They WOULD Believe an entire college worth of students and faculty...or at least it would create suspicion, but two parents, the only two people there when their...unfortunate deaths happen....? Nobody would believe that story. It's too inane to be believed unless by a larger audience. <PhoenixRoot> *Looks down and shakes his head*. You still miss the point I'm trying to make....performing a murder in the middle of a neighborhood is liable to create more than two witnesses...even if you target only a house! <???> It doesn't matter if they go to the scene of the crime if they didn't see the crime occur, did they? They're not going to know anything happened until it's too late. <???> By the time the neighborhood hears what happened and go to check, Sean, Bryan, Jeff and Gabby will all be dead and the assassins will have already been long gone. <PhoenixRoot> You're still about as stealthy as a stealthy stealth roflcopter. <???> You have no proof. Adam does not count. His incompentence was intended <PhoenixRoot> Intended? HAH! <PhoenixRoot> What did you intend to do? Make things more challenging for yourself? <???> Nobody was even aware of Adam's existance when the event occured. So his incompetence didn't even bring any form of attention. <PhoenixRoot> *Smirking* <PhoenixRoot> Are you so sure? <PhoenixRoot> I'm pretty sure that Bryan, Gabby, Jeff, and Sean are all onto you now...after all, Adam is a ****ing idiot...how did he even...oh wait, nevermind....that's a stupid question. <PhoenixRoot> I'm actually surprised that he found the right dorm room, to be honest....seeing as he hid in a closet and GIGGLED before doing anything. <PhoenixRoot> and Sean was in the room! So yeah, your tacts are just about as stealthy as a stealthy stealth roflcopter...and Adam is-WAS- still an operative. <???> We're done here. <???> You're picking at what you think are flaws. all is going as planned, I'm afraid. <???> You're looking at it from a mistaken perspective. <PhoenixRoot> (I'm not even going to perceive this...if he really is shaky, I'll let it haunt him instead of pointing it out) <???> I'll even lay the entire plan out for you. <PhoenixRoot> You still underestimate the group...after all, you did send Adam after them first of all....why, I will never know. <???> 7chan and Subspace army form an alliance, due to having goals that work well with each other. <PhoenixRoot>...no...wait...I do know... <???> Operatives are placed in the real world.... <???> Adam wipes Sean and Bryan's computer, while the fangirls run them out of the college. The fangirls cannot be connected to us in any way. that was assured. Adam stealthily escapes the area of the college without being seen. <PhoenixRoot> If you call getting knocked out a window 'stealthy' <???> The four go to Jeff's house to try to regain a connection to the Phoenix Root server. there, they will be assassinated. Regardless of if Jeff's parents see or not, the assassins will be long gone before a crowd comes <PhoenixRoot> (The Fangirls must have something to do with this. After all, Austin DID drag them away) ... <???> Another group of operatives are looking for the location of the server. Once they do, it will be destroyed. I will leave right before the destruction, with a slight bonus..... <???> Nothing can stop this plan now, I'm afraid... <???> It's GAME OVER. <PhoenixRoot> You act as though it's all written in stone. <???> There's nothing that can stop this plan, at this point. <PhoenixRoot> *Shrugs* We'll have to see about that. <PhoenixRoot> I assure you, I'll get you one of these days...in court. <PhoenixRoot> And they're falled 'Four Against Nature' for a reason...heh heh heh called* <???> ...They have no superpowers, you idiot, an assassin will make quick work of them no matter what. <PhoenixRoot> *Smirking* Are you so sure? *Another hand comes in* <Crazy Hand> Master! <???> What is it? <Crazy Hand> The four have arrived at Jeffrey Mitchell's house....and the assassins are already in place. <???> Excellent. Prepare for their extermination. HahahahaAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Both hands and ??? leave* <Seanworth> What do we do now?! <PhoenixRoot> I don't believe we have anything to worry about <PhoenixRoot> He missed the last thing I was going to say... <TO BE CONTINUED> <PhoenixRoot> It was an example. <PhoenixRoot> Gabby's tenacity is clearly drawn out....surely you all have noticed that? Sean? <Seanworth> so you're saying Gabby is the one who's going to save their skins? <PhoenixRoot> This time around, that might be true. It was Jeff the last time...wasn't it? <Seanworth> *Nods* <PhoenixRoot> Almost ironic how, the two people who don't dictate our very lives are the people who save the ones who do. <Fremziska> That doesn't change the fact that they're all bickering imesils, does it? <Seanworth> ...We're screwed, aren't we? <PhoenixRoot> Basically. <???> Does it surprise you? <PhoenixRoot> I know that voice... <Fremziska> Of course, it's Jeffdot...he was taken to 7chan HQ....seeing as you had that pink-slip in your hand. <Jeffdot> Yeah, the authors are a couple of blabbering idiots..too bad our lives are in their hands, along with their own... <Seanworth> We can only pray, at this point...... *Meanwhile, at Jeff's house...in Jeff's basement* <Gabby> PILLOW FIIIIIIGHT! <Sean> Gabby, not right now. This is serious business. our lives are in DANGER <Bryan> NO! NO PILLOW FIGHT! BRYAN HURT TOO MUCH! <Jeff> That ought to tell you something - he's so beaten up that he can't even speak correctly. <Gabby> D'aww.....D: <Jeff> Anyway, Sean's right...our lives are in danger. <Bryan> ... <Sean> Jeff, where' you computer? <Gabby> If our lives are in danger, why are we tieing Bryan to a chair and forcing him to watch Barney? <Gabby> And sticking him in the closet, and locking it? <Jeff> It's in the next room, in the corner...and that wasn't our idea - that was your idea <Jeff> Our idea was to lock him in the closet to protect him because out of all of us, he's the most hurt and will, unfortunately, probably just get in the way <Bryan> You guys sucketh. <Jeff> YOUR idea, on the other hand, was to tie him to said chair and make him watch Barney....which, was, admittly, funny, but cruel. <Jeff> What do you need the computer for, Sean? <Sean> I need to connect to the Phoenix Root server, duh. <Jeff> Right...well good luck with that... <Jeff> What else can we do, since we know they're coming? <Sean> *finds Jeff's computer and starts to get everything set up* In order to protect the Phoenix Root Server....I'm going to have to do a complete system shutdown of it until this problem is sorted out.. <Jeff> But wouldn't that hurt them? <Sean> It would put them into a deep sleep.... <Bryan> ...they're just characters in a story - what do you think? <Gabby> Marmalade <Sean> *Enters the program and begins the system shutdown protocol...until* <Sean> *twitches for a bit* <Jeff> ? <Gabby> ? <Bryan> What's wrong? <Sean> *Blood begins pouring from the back of neck* *slumps in chair* <Jeff> OH SNAPS I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A TRUTH! *A silent shot hits Jeff* <Jeff> Augh! What the crap is poking me! <Gabby> *Begins running around in circles screaming for help. Like, really screaming. LOUD screaming. Like, screaming so loud people in Guam could hear it* *Car alarms go off* *A silent shot hits Gabby* *a silent shot hits Bryan* <Gabby> *Shot misses as she begins screaming some more* <Gabby> BLOOD OH MY GOD BLOOD! JEFF SLEEPY AND SEAN SLEEPY AND *another silent shot is fired, and hits Gabby* -nggh...*falls over* <Bryan> (Oh cripes....why am I always the last one ?) <???> That's three of them. <???2> *Walks over to the closet door and opens it* <Bryan> *Blip* (eh...?) <???> Nighty-night....punk. *Shoots* <Bryan> ...LW-ngh..*falls out of the chair* <???> *Takes out communicator* Boss, we've taken them down. We're fleeing the scene now...they made a commotion.... *The assassins flee swiftly and stealthily* *Meanwhile, once more, in 7chan HQ, in the Phoenix Root server* <Seanworth> I just got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.... <PhoenixRoot> ... <Jeffdot> I'd give anything for a Mountain Dew Right now <Fremziska> And I'd give anything to be able to whip someone right now... <Seanworth> Even your Kamina Shades? <Jeffdot> ...okay, not ANYTHING... <PhoenixRoot> Hey, wait a second what's sto-AUGH! <Seanworth> *Swiftly kicking Root* -shhh...don't say anything >.> <Fremziska> Meh. <???> *Enters* Hello, prisoners. <PhoenixRoot> Hmm...the lapel of my suit is actually pretty weird...it's like I can feel a pounding coming from my badge... <Jeffdot> Ahh prison...like the sweet, cold taste of a Mountain Dew. <PhoenixRoot> ...and this means, what, exactly? <Jeffdot> Figure it out. <Seanworth> What do you want? <???> The funeral is next week. Heh...heh...heh... <Seanworth> Funeral?! <???> We succeeded...Sean...Bryan...Gabby...and Jeff...all four of them...are DEAD. <PhoenixRoot> I...don't believe it....*Blip*.....it...can't be! <Jeffdot> A curse of a thousand dry cans of Mt. Dew upon you, you freak! <???> Heh...heh....heh.... <Fremziska> I'll whip you until you're purple in the face! <Seanworth> Who....who the hell are you, anyway?! <PhoenixRoot> I swear to God, if you say that you're batman... <???> If you must know....*steps into the light, revealing him to be a humanshaped being* I am the leader of the Subspace Army.....Tabuu. |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:24 PM Post #17 |
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The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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<PhoenixRoot> ARGH! No! Not a horribly-placed pun for a name! <Seanworth> ...you sir, fail <Shadeston> *Sparkles* <Tabuu> Silence, Trophies in training. <Jeffdot> Can I least be a green, mountain-dew colored trophy? <Tabuu> You're a bunch of foolish lawyers fighting against the entire SUBSPACE ARMY! It took an army of 30 of the best heroes from multiple worlds to defeat me, and barely! <Everyone looks and stares at Jeffdot> <Jeffdot> ...sorry <Tabuu> What can YOU do? <PhoenixRoot> ...I can yell objection. <Tabuu> I'm shaking. <PhoenixRoot> ...and I can look into your soul. <Tabuu> What soul? <Jeffdot> I can drink mountain-dew. <PhoenixRoot> Touche`. <Fremziska> I can whip things. <Seanworth> ...I have a cravat? <Tabuu> Your whip sucks. <Fremziska> OH YEAH?! *Taze-whips Tabuu* <Tabuu> *Warps away from it, and then takes out his own whip, grabs Fremziska, throws her around, and then slams her into a wall* Silence. <Phoenixroot> ! <Fremziska> *Smacks wall* urrghhnn... <Seanworth> He...He HURT Fremziska?! <Tabuu> NOW do you understand what you're messing with?! <PhoenixRoot> (That reminds me..I could feel a blip when he walked in an spoke...) <Jeffdot> ... <PhoenixRoot> Then it must be true...I mean....we can't even say bad things to her when she WHIPS us, then how come the bad guy can hurt her? <PhoenixRoot> Actually, you don't scare me....your name is too bad of a pun. <Tabuu> And your name is any better? <PhoenixRoot> It IS, actually. <PhoenixRoot> Because you see, my name is a SPIN-OFF, while yours is an out-and-out PUN. <Tabuu> HURR HURR LOOKIT ME MY NAME IS PHOENIX AND I MAKE AWSUM TURNABOUTS GET IT, COME BACK FROM THE DEAD. PHOENIX. LULZ. <PhoenixRoot> a BAD one. <Tabuu> *Smacks Root across the face with his whip-thing* Shut up, birdy. <PhoenixRoot> Ngh! <Seanworth> I have no comment - both of your names are stupid. <Jeffdot> I'm the only one here with a cool one. <Fremziska> *whimpering* <Tabuu> *Grabs Seanworth and Jeffdot and knocks them around a little* STOP INTERUPTING ME OR I WILL UNLEASH A HORDE OF FEFERNS UPON YOU <PhoenixRoot> Those only affect Sean, you moron. <Tabuu> I'll MAKE them affect you. <PhoenixRoot> and while being decimated by a legion of feferns doesn't seem fun, none of us have a phobia of it...so. <Tabuu> Actually, no. I already got what I need from you. *Snaps fingers, and several dark versions of the Phoenix Root cast walk in* <Tabuu> I already cloned you all. <PhoenixRoot> ...why, dare I ask? <Tabuu> It's what I do. Don't ask me. <PhoenixRoot> That seems completely pointless seeing as how much you hate us? <Seanworth> My cravat is better than his. <Tabuu> Anyways, ....*The ceiling of the jail cell begins to come down* I no longer need you. Therefore, enjoy your life...what's left of it. <Tabuu> *Walks off* <PhoenixRoot> HOLD IT! <Tabuu> What? <PhoenixRoot> (I need to get him to say something else...I felt some sort of presence! I have to use it!) <PhoenixRoot> ...I don't believe you...they...can't be dead. <Tabuu> Trying to use the percieve system on me? <Tabuu> Tsk...Tsk..Tsk....sorry, ApoLOL Rootice.... <Tabuu> We're done here. <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> THAT PUN WAS ALREADY USED <PhoenixRoot> BY A FRUIT! <DarkPhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! Who do you think was the MASTER of the Fruit, eh?! <PhoenixRoot> You've stooped to the level of a fruit? Is that better or worse th an a vegetable? <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! Master or not, he didn't make it up! <PhoenixRoot> These cherries have MINDS of their own. <DarkPhoenixRoot> Do they, Phoenix Root? Do they? <DarkSeanworth> Or perhaps it was Master Tabuu who gave them a sentient mind? <Jeffdot> I suppose it'd be too much to ask for a can of Mountain Dew right about now? <PhoenixRoot> Well, yes, actually....and I have proof. <DarkJeffdot> You want one? *Holds up a can of Mountain Dew* <DarkJeffdot> TOO BAD. *Drinks it down himself* <Jeffdot> You suck. <PhoenixRoot> Seeing as how they're from a completely unrelated game than Tabuu and began chasing us before we even know of the other plane of existance. <PhoenixRoot> At least I can die knowing that I can out-with my clone. <Seanworth> My cravat is STILL better than yours. <DarkPhoenixRoot> Tsk Tsk Tsk...Mr. Root, I thought you were beyond assumptions? <PhoenixRoot> How would it matter? Even if he did, the cherry still thought of it. <PhoenixRoot> and *points* HE STILL FAILS <DarkPhoenixRoot> Tabuu has had minions from worlds other than his own...and just because he has only shown himself recently...it does not prove that he hasn't been the mastermind from the beginning. <DarkPhoenixRoot> Regardless, you're arguing over a pointless matter. <DarkPhoenixRoot> Tell me, Phoenix Root.....do you have hope? Do you believe there's hope for you? <PhoenixRoot> ...*nods* <DarkPhoenixRoot> What do you believe? <PhoenixRoot> ....I believe....*perceives that last statement!* <DarkPhoenixRoot> Tell....me....Phoenix....Root.... Do....you...have....hope? Do....you...believe...there's.....hope....for....you? <PhoenixRoot> . . . (there!) GOTCHA! > > > "...believe there's hope for you...?" < < < <DarkPhoenixRoot> ?! <PhoenixRoot> . . . you bit your lip when you said that. <DarkPhoenixRoot> ....Nngh... <PhoenixRoot> you know something I don't. <Seanworth> We're running out of time here, could we just settle our differences already?! <DarkPhoenixRoot> Heh....I do. But does it really matter? Your creators and their friends are dead...you know that. <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> ....but could that be the very thing you know something about, that I don't...? <PhoenixRoot> What if they're really alive.? <DarkPhoenixRoot>: *Percieves* <PhoenixRoot> ! <PhoenixRoot> What....if....they're....really....alive....? <PhoenixRoot> ...but...could...that....be....the....very....thing.... <PhoenixRoot> ...you....know....something....about.... <PhoenixRoot> ....that....I...don't? <PhoenixRoot> ....What....if.....they....are......really....alive.... <DarkPhoenixRoot> GOTCHA! <PhoenixRoot> !!!.....wha....what? <Seanworth> What on earth is going on here? We've got two lawyers here yelling 'GOTCHA' at each other and we're going to be crushed to death <DarkPhoenixRoot> You clenched your fist ever so lightly when you said that......you doubt, don't you? You don't believe they're alive.... <DarkPhoenixRoot> Hehehehe....rest assured, the thing I do know that you don't is not that. I am 100% positive they’re dead *Says that with the utmost confidence* <PhoenixRoot> That...who is dead? <PhoenixRoot> Then what could you have been hiding? <DarkPhoenixRoot> The location of your little world. <PhoenixRoot> ... <Seanworth> ... <DarkPhoenixRoot> The place in which the Phoenix Root Server is! <PhoenixRoot> Oh yeah? Where is it. <DarkPhoenixRoot> Why do you need to know? <PhoenixRoot> Just tell me, it's not as if it'll matter - I'm going to be crushed to death here soon, aren't I? <Jeffdot> ... <Jeffdot> You still suck by the way. And that doesn't even look like Mountain Dew! That looks like...ICED TEA <DarkPhoenixRoot> It's located where nobody would ever expect it. The place that Sean swore he'd never return to.... <DarkPhoenixRoot> It's in NEW JERSEY! <Phoenixroot> Fefern Val...oh. <PhoenixRoot> I was really expecting you to say Fefern Valley, you know....that would've at least been funny...and something you would pull.. <DarkPhoenixRoot> Know why that's important? In the event that you do get out of here alive....we will simply destroy the server...ergo....your home. <DarkPhoenixRoot> No matter what, you will not escape! <PhoenixRoot> This was already explained to us though. <PhoenixRoot> That we're all part of...some sort of server...okay, so now it's located in New Jersey <PhoenixRoot> Is that some sort of kick in the buddies tipped off to Sean? Because if it was, you missed telling him. <DarkPhoenixRoot> You misunderstand. Sean and Bryan placed the server there intentionally. Nobody would think Sean would return there for ANYTHING. <DarkPhoenixRoot> So...you see, there is no longer any hope for you! The end is near! Master Tabuu will destroy this world toward his master plan! There's nothing you can do to stop us! <PhoenixRoot> THERE! NOW! <PhoenixRoot> *PERCEIVE!* So....you....see....there...is...no....longer...any....hope....for....you! (Not yet...) The...end...is...near! Master....Tabuu....will....destroy.....this....world.....toward....his....master....plan! <PhoenixRoot> (It has to be somewhere....I can see it so closely!) There's.....nothing.....you....can....do....to...stop...us! <PhoenixRoot> GOTCHA! <DarkPhoenixRoot> !! <PhoenixRoot> *PING!* <PhoenixRoot> Nothing, hmm? <DarkPhoenixRoot> Nngh.... <PhoenixRoot> You seemed a little too eager to get finished with that sentence....you were nervous about something! <Jeffdot> Hey, Root. Perceive this dude over here to get me a Mountain Dew <Fremziska> *In a fetal position mumbling, whip...whip* <DarkPhoenixRoot> Gggkk! <DarkPhoenixRoot> Wh...what's your point? <PhoenixRoot> Spit it out. I may act like a wussy man because of that Apolol Rootice gag - but you're even more of a coward. <DarkPhoenixRoot> .....I have nothing to say to you.... <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> Say it. <PhoenixRoot> (So powerless...power...wait...NO!) FREMZISKA! WHIP HIM! NOW! <Fremziska> WHIP!? *Taze-whips Dark Phoenix Root at the speed of sound* <PhoenixRoot> *Points* TAKE THAT! <DarkPhoenixRoot> GAH! *Falls back* *DarkPhoenixRoot's health bar gets knocked down, only a 1/4 remains* <DarkPhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! So what if I may know something! I...I refuse to tell you anything! <PhoenixRoot> We're the main characters! And while we're still around, you're only minor ones! <PhoenixRoot> That, and Fremziska could probably KILL you before this ceiling does. <PhoenixRoot> *HOLD IT!* <PhoenixRoot> Don't even try to run. The bloody thing will chase after you - not even kidding. <DarkPhoenixRoot> Gyykk....Well then, if you're so smart, tell me....what am I hiding?! Why should I tell you! <PhoenixRoot> ....how could I have been so blind? <PhoenixRoot> You're afraid of us, is what it is! <DarkPhoenixRoot> ?! <PhoenixRoot> Afraid of what we can do, since we're still alive and not dead yet - and this ceiling, seems to be taking forever to kill us! <DarkPhoenixRoot> *Health Bar reduces, to an 1\8th* .....Yes....I concede that you are capable of ending this...however....I won't tell you HOW to go about doing it!~ <DarkPhoenixRoot> I guess you have to figure it out yourself! <PhoenixRoot> Objection! You think so, huh? Need I introduce you to about 7,000 volts of electricity from Fremmy's whip? <DarkPhoenixRoot> You will be dead shortly. Your threats have no hold. <PhoenixRoot> Tsk, tsk tsk...ROLL ON TWO, FREMMY! <Fremziska> *Cracks taze-whip, and whips DarkPhoenixRoot* <DarkPhoenixRoot> ARGH! *Jumps back* This discussion is over! ...*Turns and begins to walk off* *whip follows DarkPhoenixRoot* <DarkPhoenixRoot> ARGH! *Continues to walk, ignoring it* <Seanworth> HOLD IT! <DarkPhoenixRoot> What is it, Seanworth? <Fremziska> *Rolls back whip* <Seanworth> Root may not know...but I do. <DarkPhoenixRoot> ! <PhoenixRoot> What?1 <DarkPhoenixRoot> Very well then...What is the way to bring an end to this? <Seanworth> *Presents Tabuu's Profile* TAKE THAT! <PhoenixRoot> What?! Pun-boy?! <Seanworth> I know something about the Subspace Army...if Tabuu dies...the entire Subspace Army goes with it. <DarkPhoenixRoot> ! <DarkPhoenixRoot> S...so what? You can't kill him! I know that! *Life Bar flashes* <Seanworth> That's a pitiful try. much like how Root can Percieve...I can tell when someone is making a counterable statement...by your life bar. <DarkPhoenixRoot> ! <DarkPhoenixRoot> You...you can't beat him! <Seanworth> *Present's Phoenix Root's profile* OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> Your life hangs in the balance! <Seanworth> Root Percieved you and found a hint of nervousness when you said that earlier...meaning we CAN beat him! <DarkPhoenixRoot> GYAAAH! *Bar runs out, cracks and breaks* <DarkPhoenixRoot> GYRAAAAAAAAAGH! *Falls over and becomes a Trophy* *The trophy then melts into wierd purpleish balls that scatter* <PhoenixRoot> ...the...heck? <Seanworth> So, Tabuu, I bet you're nervous now? <Tabuu> Hardly. The only one with a weapon is Fremziska, and I've countered her with ease. <PhoenixRoot> But he was right. <Jeffdot> PUN-GUY! DRINK! NOW! <Seanworth> *Presents Jeffdot's profile* OBJECTION! <Tabuu> ? <Seanworth> Do you remember Jeffdot's Mt. Dew Rapier? <Tabuu> That pathetic weapon? I let him keep it...because it's too weak to work against me. <Seanworth> Apparently you forgot that it's a LOGIC-DEFYING RAPIER! <Tabuu> ?! WHAT?! <PhoenixRoot> of course! <Jeffdot> WHAT?! <PhoenixRoot> IT KILLED ONE OF YOUR CHERRIES! <Tabuu> WHAT?! <Tabuu> I WAS NOT NOTIFIED OF THIS! <PhoenixRoot> IT'S OFFICIAL: <All> YOU SUCK <Jeffdot> *Grinning* And fail <Tabuu> You're about to be crushed! You can't stop that! <Seanworth> *Presents Rapier* OBJECTION! He can use the weapon you left him with to pry the lock to our cell open! <Tabuu> !!! <PhoenixRoot> Which, happens to be be what he's doing! <Jeffdot> HAVE AT YOU! *Lunges at Tabuu* <Tabuu> *Stabbed* URK! <Jeffdot> *Violently rips out rapier, and let's out the rest of the team* <Tabuu> *Grabs Jeffdot with whip and throws him around* <Seanworth> FREMZISKA, NOW! <Fremziska> ELECTRO-SHOCK TREATMENT VIA WHIPS! *Taze-whips Tabuu* <Tabuu> GRAAAGH! *Warps back* You.....You haven't won yet! *Holds Jeffdot Close to him* <Seanworth> *Presents Fremziska's profile* OBJECTION! Fremziska won't be stopped by that and you know it! <Tabuu> ..... <Seanworth> You've lost, Tabuu. It's over. <Tabuu> *Throws Jeffdot to the side and grabs Fremziska, bringing her close* OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> Do you think she cares if she electrocutes Jeffdot? <PhoenixRoot> ... <Tabuu> Fremziska may not care to electrocute Jeffdot...but will Jeffdot risk stabbing Fremziska to get to me?! <Seanworth> ! <PhoenixRoot> Hmm.... <Jeffdot> ... <Seanworth> We've come too far now to fail.....We have to think of something! <PhoenixRoot> Perhaps not stab...but...maybe... <PhoenixRoot> *Trips DarkJeffdot, the can flies out of his hand* Now, Jeffdot! Nail him! <Jeffdot> *Catches can in midair, takes a long swallow, and yellls* This caffiene of mine GLOWSWITHANAWESOME POWER!!!! SHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNGCAAAAANNNNNN!" and hurtles it at Tabuu's head* <Tabuu> ?! *Nailed and reels back* D...dammit! <Tabuu> *Loses grip on Fremziska* This...this isn't happening! <PhoenixRoot> *Grabs Fremziska before Tabuu can re-coop* <PhoenixRoot> Oh, but it is... <PhoenixRoot> Remember when I said I'd - we'd - kill you last? <PhoenixRoot> I lied… <Tabuu> Hehhehe....You haven't won yet! It doesn't matter if you can defeat me...CAN YOU DO IT FAST ENOUGH?! CAN YOU DO IT BEFORE THE ENTIRE SERVER IS DESTROYED?! <PhoenixRoot> *Smirking* You're grasping. <Tabuu> I'll be waiting at the top of 7chan HQ...have fun getting there! *Warps away* <PhoenixRoot> *Immediately let's go of Fremziska before she decides it'd be fun to hurt him* <Jeffdot> HAVE AT YOU, YOU CRUEL TEMPTER! <Jeffdot> *Rapieres Dark jeffdot* <Fremziska> Foolishly foolish fools! PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM WHIPPAGE! *Dual-whips DarkSeanworth and DarkFremziska...both which have said like nothing this entire time* <Seanworth> Alright! We're going to need to find a way to get to the top floor fast! <PhoenixRoot> Jeffdot has the logic-bending rapier here. <Jeffdot> HAVE AT YE, WALL! <Jeffdot> *Stabs wall, and a shuttle-elevator appears* <All> *Walk in and begin going to to the top floor* *7chan HQ...Top floor* <Tabuu> you certainly got here fast...I'm impressed. <PhoenixRoot> It's the end of the line...for you. <Tabuu> The Subspace Bomb has been set at the server's location. The entire TOWN will be engulfed in 5 minutes. Can you kill me before then? <PhoenixRoot> ...hey, can you get me a desk, jeffdot? <Jeffdot> ...HAVE AT YE, FLOOR! *Stabs floor with rapier, and a desk appears in front of Root* <PhoenixRoot> ...Can I defeat you in 5 minutes?... <Voice> Not without help! <Tabuu> ?! WHAT?! <PhoenixRoot> *Desk slam, and point* It's not a matter of can I...I'm GOING to! <Sean> Did you miss us? <Tabuu> Y...you?! <PhoenixRoot> *Smirking* Hate to say I told you so... <Jeff> What's up? <Tabuu> No.....This can't be! My plan was perfect...perfect! It can't fall apart now! <Gabby> I'm here too! <Bryan> Yup, I'm here...and unlike the last few hoardes of enemies you sent, I can see you. <PhoenixRoot> *Smirking still* Still think you can win? Or do you concede defeat? <Tabuu> No....No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <Sean> FINISH HIM! <PhoenixRoot> *Dramatic point* O-B-J-E-C-T-I-O-N *Tabuu's life bar cracks and breaks faster than Dark Root's did* <Tabuu> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Explodes* <PhoenixRoot> *Shakes head* You have failed, Tabuu. <PhoenixRoot> 7chan, and the rest of you... *the entire subspace army and all of 7chan HQ (At least within the Phoenix Root Server) vanish, and the group finds themselves back in Nospmis' studio* <PhoenixRoot> It's...finished...but I can't help but think that...we forgot something? <Fremziska> Oh, hey! Look, that Stealthy Stealth ROFLCOPTER is still here! <PhoenixRoot> ...***....we forgot Shadeston. |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:24 PM Post #18 |
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<PhoenixRoot> *Shrugs*....hey...wait....You guys...are back, right? <Sean> Us? <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...you're not dead...? <Sean> Nope. <PhoenixRoot> Well, then I have a request...one of you do it. Bryan, or sean. <Fremziska> I'M GOING TO SAY IT! <Fremziska> UN-PAIR US! <Seanworth> and me <Sean> Oh, right. On it. <Jeffdot> To be honest, given how much I love this sugary, caffiened drink, you would think I would WANT to marry it...but....I don't like it THAT much…. <Jeffdot> At least, not that much. <PhoenixRoot> ...thanks. <PhoenixRoot> Well now that everything is back to nor-OH GOD PLEASE NO! *A cherry in a business suit comes falling up into the office* <Cherry> Mr. Rooterson....I said we would meet again <PhoenixRoot> Go away man, I mean it. <Cherry> Oh? No need to be so rude. Tsk tsk tsk, didn't your mother ever teach you manners? <PhoenixRoot> Excuse me - what the ****? - ....did a FRUIT just scold me? <Bryan> Not just any fruit - a DELICIOUS fruit...in a business suit. <PhoenixRoot> You guys suck. <PhoenixRoot> Anyway...no. I'm not going with you <Cherry> I'm afraid, Mr. Jeffdot there belongs to us now. 4chan now owns him. <PhoenixRoot> WHAT?! 4chan is here TOO!? <Jeffdot> **** that, I'm NOT going back into a prison cell. <Cherry> I do not want to have to subdue you. <Seanworth> Bugger it all! Don;t tell me 4chan was in on it too!? <PhoenixRoot> but there is four of us here, and only one of you... <Cherry> I'm afraid that is the case. <Cherry> and Mr. Jeffdot's ownership...belongs to 4chan now. <Cherry> I've come to take him back with us. <Jeffdot> No! Not going! NO WAY <Cherry> This is all that 4chan asks of you...people. <PhoenixRoot> *Blip*... <PhoenixRoot> *HOLD IT!* *Perceive!* <Cherry> This....is....all....that....4chan...asks...of....you............people.... <PhoenixRoot> GOTCH-auuuugh! *Knocked into a wall* <PhoenixRoot> DID YOU JUST HIT ME AS I PERCEIVED YOU?! WHILE YOU WERE...er...FROZEN IN PLACE?! <Cherry> ... <PhoenixRoot> not even TABUU did that. <Seanworth> Hax. <PhoenixRoot> What HE said. <Cherry> ... *grabs a very unhappy, thrashing Jeffdot* ...I'm in ur basez, takin' ur Jeffdotz <Cherry> *begins falling away from the group* <PhoenixRoot> OH NO YOU DON'T! Objection! I don't believe 4chan is in this. <Seanworth> I DO Hope you have proof. <PhoenixRoot> I have to. <PhoenixRoot> *presents 7chan pink-slip* <PhoenixRoot> 7chan is destroyed - there is no way they could have given ownership of Jeffdot to you. <PhoenixRoot> Jeffcom was always next in line - in fact, I have no idea how 7chan got it in the firstplace. <PhoenixRoot> but ....Jeffdot is owned by Jeffcom....which...means he owns himself... <PhoenixRoot> Indirectly... <Cherry> You sir...do not make any sense <PhoenixRoot> ...I JUST CREATED A PIME TARADOX! *A portal appears, sucks the cherry away, and Jeffdot falls to the ground* <Jeffdot> Oh thank god. <Seanworth> ...what the bloody...?! <PhoenixRoot> ...I just created a time paradox... <PhoenixRoot> ...and apparently it sucked the cherry in...and....I don't know? <PhoenixRoot> All I know is that I killed a cherry, and that's all that matters <PhoenixRoot> What I really want to know, is how the authors here, got out of being 'dead' <PhoenixRoot> I've just about had enough of my life right about now, what with the cherries and the fallling up <Sean> Tabuu's so called intelligent assassins aren't as intelligent as he thought. they apparently missed the fatal points when they shot us. <PhoenixRoot> I always knew he was an idiot...I mean...his name is a worse pun than what mine is. <Bryan> Yeah, actually, a few of them opened up the closet I was in and shot me point-blank...and didn't kill me. <Seanworth> ...they're made of more fail than I initally thought. <Jeff> I wasn't really unconscious for more than 5 minutes... <Gabby> They actually missed me a few times before they struck me. <PhoenixRoot> so all the assassins had the competence that of Adam? <Sean> What a Digital Dummy! <Everyone> ...... *KEYBOARDWHACK* <Sean> OW! ;-; <PhoenixRoot> I withdraw my last statement and replace it with " so they were about as smart as Sean is"? <Bryan> Basically. <Sean> STFU ;-; <Sean> I have feelings too, you know. <Jeff> Yes, we know, we just don't care. <Bryan> Couldn't have said it better myself <Gabby> Yay grandpaw kitten is a true masochist! <Sean> ;-; <Bryan> Actually, Gabby...don't your parents ever wonder where you are?/ <Gabby> Not really, no. <Bryan> ...t-that's it?! <Gabby> Yup. <Bryan> They just...let you go for...weeks on end? <Gabby> yup! <Bryan> ...wow. <Seanworth> So...now what? <PhoenixRoot> I...dunno, actually. <Sean> You live your lives as lawyers until we come up with a new episode. <Sean> Until then.... <Episode 1- Subspace Turnabout: END> <Bryan> Oh good, I thought you were going to make a pun. <Sean> ....Lotza spaghetti? <Bryan> Yeah...we've got unpacking to do...the school is basically put all classes on suspension. <Bryan> They sent us our stuff, including Jeff's and Gabby's. <Bryan> ...that's all you need to know, I'm not going into details. I hit Sean with something kind of heavy when he made that spaghetti crack too. <Bryan> Also, Jeff must kind of hate us now that the three of us temporarily live in his basement <Jeff> Well, it's midnight now....I'm going to bed 'kbai. <Jeff> Have fun in the basement...and try not to make a mess. <Sean> Yeah, I'm going to sleep too <Bryan> ... <Gabby> Aww...now all I have is Rooty is pester. <Bryan> you won't even have that luxary. G'night. <Gabby> Aww....but Rooty... <Bryan> No, I'm tired, I can't function entirely anymore. Goodnight, Remmy. <Bryan> *Turns over and goes to sleep* <Gabby> Meh. *Goes off to her corner and sleeps* <TO BE CONTINUED> <JUST KIDDING> <EPISODE 1 - TURNABOUT SUBSPACE: ENDED - FOR REAL> <WE HAD YOU THERE> <Familiar Voice> You think you've won....? Hah! I will return one day....rest assured, Phoenix Root and co....I will one day destroy your world.....MUAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH! <Episode 1: Subspace Turnabout. The End...?> <JUST KIDDING> <TABUU ISN’T REALLY COMING BACK> <TABUU HAS LEFT THE BUILDING> <SEAN JUST WANTED TO ADD DRAMA HERE AND SO HE DID> <STOP READING THESE TAGS, IT’S OVER> <THANKS FOR READING PHOENIX ROOT: THE NYARN EDITION> <END> |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:25 PM Post #19 |
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The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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<March 22, 2008. Root & Co. Law Offices> <PhoenixRoot> It's been a while since I've been in court...whew... <Null> Hi, Mister Root! <PhoenixRoot> WHHAAAT?! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?! <Null> ...I'm your assistant, Mr. Root. <PhoenixRoot> ASSISTANT?....I don't have an assistant. <PhoenixRoot> Who are you, really. <Null> .....how could you say such a thing! I've been working as your assistant for three years! <PhoenixRoot> What are you talking about? I never had an assistant <PhoenixRoot> Look at all the episodes before now - not ONCE did was an assistant ever mentioned. <Null> Just because I haven't been on screen doesn't mean I don't exist! <PhoenixRoot> ....that's true. But it does prove one thing... <Null> ...? <PhoenixRoot> You're one useless assistant. You're fired. Now go away. <Null> B...b...but..... <PhoenixRoot> Oh...your next paycheck...is that what you're wondering? I'll mail it - but don't expect much...haven't been in court as of recently, unfortunately. <PhoenixRoot> The door is over there *Points to the door* <PhoenixRoot> Please leave. You are no longer employed for the Root & Co. Law Offices. <Null> B...but what did I do to deserve this?! ;-; <PhoenixRoot> You have absolutely no idea what I've been through...which is part of the reason. <PhoenixRoot> You're obviously one useless assistant if you've never been on-screen before now. So, you're fired. <PhoenixRoot> Satisfied? <Null> But...I've been working hard for you since I joined! <PhoenixRoot> Yeah? Doing what exactly? Because it certainly hasn't benefited me in any sort of way. <Null> I've been keeping your office clean and helping you manage your cases! <PhoenixRoot> I've only had one case so far, and you weren't there for it. <PhoenixRoot> as for my office, it'll get messy with or without you, so you're more of a liability than an asset. <PhoenixRoot> Ergo, as I said, you are useless, and you are fired. Now will you please leave? <Null> Only ONE CASE? Did you have a brain lapse or something?! <PhoenixRoot> Are you trying to make me think I have a bad memory or something? Check the records. There is only ONE case recorded, and I think it was Fremziska who half sat in for you...and by that, I mean she whipped me the whole time. <PhoenixRoot> Or most of it, at least. <PhoenixRoot> Anyway, it doesn't matter now, because you're FIRED. <Null> ....;-; <PhoenixRoot> So, thank you for doing nothing for me, you're fired now, get out of my office. Please don't make me ask you again, I was polite the first time, and now you're getting on my nerves. <Null> *hangs head and walks out* <PhoenixRoot> *Shuts door behind her* Wow...glad that's over....I wonder if I have any new cases to take....might as well check the news...or something. *Walks over to the TV and turns it on, begins to watch the news* *Knock knock* <PhoenixRoot> *Yells out* Who is it...? <Voice> I brought the games. Let me in. <PhoenixRoot> ....What games? <Voice> Wii. <PhoenixRoot> ...and who are you, again? <Voice> Seanworth? <PhoenixRoot> Oh...right. Of course. *Goes over the door and opens it* <Seanworth> BRAWL! <PhoenixRoot> Yay! <Fremziska> Hello, Mr. Phoenix Rooty. <Jeffdot> Where do you keep the Mountain Dew here? <PhoenixRoot> ...you brought them along, too? <Seanworth> The more, the merrier! BRAWL! *Goes over to hook up the Wii* <Jeffdot> Take me to your caffinated beverages! Now! <PhoenixRoot> I don't have any, sorry. <Jeffdot> HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?! <Seanworth> What DO you drink, Root? <PhoenixRoot> Root Beer. <PhoenixRoot> What else? <Fremziska> Ewww...is that like...drinking yoursel-- <PhoenixRoot> NO. <PhoenixRoot> It's not. I just happen to like it. <Seanworth> *Busy humming and setting up the Wii* <Fremziska> *Silently takes out whip and raises it in the air, behind Root* <PhoenixRoot> If you even think about hitting me with that Taze-whip of yours, I'll boot you right out the door like I did that lady...what was her name...hmmm... <PhoenixRoot> ....uhh....er.....Nulled...I think it was? Claimed to be my assistant...so I told her she was fired. <Seanworth> ...uh...huh.... <PhoenixRoot> She kept trying to argue that she was my assistant and blah blah blah blah....but eventually, I got her to leave...it was a rather tedious event. <Seanworth> Eh, whatever. Let's just play some games. I brought drinks for the sane people. <PhoenixRoot> What's THAT supposed to mean? <Jeffdot> ...need....caffeine...badly... <Seanworth> *Takes out a bottle of Mt. Dew* <Jeffdot> SALVATION! *Dive-tackles Seanworth for the Mountain Dew* <Seanworth> *Jumps away* CALM DOWN! Just ASK, man. *Hands the bottle over* <Jeffdot> *Begins drinking it rather fast* Mountain....dew...so...good...mmm.. <PhoenixRoot> ...so...how 'bout them Dodgers? *Watching Seanworth work with the Wii as he sits back and drinks some Root beer* <Jeffdot> Who? Do they have anything to do with mountain dew? <Fremziska> Or whips? Or whipping in general? <PhoenixRoot> *Sigh*....no. <Seanworth> I know they're a team, but what sport again? <PhoenixRoot> Baseball. <Fremziska> I wanna whip something...Mr. Phoenix Rooty, can I please whip you? <PhoenixRoot> Since when do you ever ASK? <Fremziska> oh, right. *Takes out whip and taze-whips Root* <PhoenixRoot> Oh go-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAAAANT! OWOWOWO! <Seanworth> Would you guys quiet down?! Trying to make this thing work here! <PhoenixRoot> *On the sofa, moaning in pain* <Jeffdot> 99 bottles of Mt. Dew on the wall, 99 bottles of Mt. Dew! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of Mt. Dew on the wall! *Singing with joy* <Seanworth> Aha! Geez, Root, your TV is so primitive.... <PhoenixRoot> Oh be quiet. <Seanworth> Do you call it a "Moving picture box"? *Laughs* I bet your computer runs on Windows 3.11. <PhoenixRoot> You know that isn't true, and I'm in pain right now. Don't toy with me, or I'll call up Reynaldo Newbag and have him give you a nice 'talking to'. <Seanworth> *Shudder* <PhoenixRoot> Exactly. *Picture appears on the screen out of no where, and it happens to be a picture of Natolant* <PhoenixRoot> ...! <Seanworth> OH MY GOD IT'S A GOTH! <PhoenixRoot> Shut up, Joesean Wheelworth. <Natolant> Hello folks! Uh...I was just here to tell you, '7 minutes'....uh...I don't know exactly what happens in 7 minutes...perhaps, Swimming? Oh ho-ho-ho! *Claps* *Clapping goes on...for 7 minutes* <Seanworth> ... <PhoenixRoot> AUUUGH! MAKE IT STOOOP! <Natolant> Oh, would ya look at that?! 7 minutes are up. Well foiks...bye! *TV turns off* <Jeffdot> Why that was the biggest load of-YEEAARGHH! *Chair springs up and tosses Jeffdot out of the building through the roof, into the sky* <PhoenixRoot> What the.... <Fremziska> Jeffdot can FLY?! I always knew those Kamina Shades had awesome power! <Seanworth> Uhh... <PhoenixRoot> I TOLD YOU THAT THESE SOFAS HAD EJECT BUTTONS! <Seanworth> ....well, he failed. <PhoenixRoot> ...yeah...well...he still hasn't come back down yet... *Meanwhile* <Jeffdot> I've always wanted to fly, but NOT quite like this *Holding Kamina shades onto face* <Jeffdot> Wow...what's this coming towards me very fast...so big and round....oh...it's the ground... <Jeffdot> Hello groun-OOF! *Goes facefirst into the ground...which happens to be rather sandy* <Jeffdot> ...o...ow....that..hurt. <Jeffdot> *Gets up* ..hm....I appear to be on an island... <Jeffdot> AND IT HAS GREEN WATER! THIS IS PARADISE! AN ISLAND WITH MOUNTAIN DEW FOR WATER! Now all it needs is some Kamen Rider and some nice plus-sized women and it'll be PERFECT! *Anyway...back to the other scene...away from that frea-er....I mean...other character* <PhoenixRoot> Well he 's definitely not coming ba-- *Knock knock at the door* <PhoenixRoot> Who is it THIS time... *...No Answer* <PhoenixRoot> Argh...*Goes to open the door, and comes back in with a letter* <Seanworth> What's that, Root? <PhoenixRoot> It looks like a ....ransom note...for Jeffdot. <Fremziska> You mean that wasn't just Jeffdot flying? That was someone trying to KIDNAP him...? <PhoenixRoot> Apparently so, but haven't these people heard of grabbing him in the night? I mean, seriously, rigging a chair to eject you up into the SKY?! <Seanworth> AGAIN? <PhoenixRoot> What's this...? <PhoenixRoot> It's...signed from...Jeffcom... <Fremziska> ...so let's get this straight. <Fremziska> Jeffcom just 'kidnapped' the one character here they're entitled to by ejecting him off a sofa in YOUR office, into the sky...to...where? <PhoenixRoot> That about sums it up, yeah. <Seanworth> Will this ever make sense? <PhoenixRoot> Probably not, no. <Seanworth> .....what...the bloody hell?! <Fremziska> Okay...well what do we do? <Seanworth> ....Brawl? <PhoenixRoot> Well uh...apparently...they're not going to tell us where he is naturally...they don't want money...they want... <PhoenixRoot> ...us? <PhoenixRoot> ...........they want...us. <PhoenixRoot> Screw that, have fun Jeffdot wherever you are. BRAWL TIEMZ! *Sits back down on couch* <Seanworth> FINALLY HE SPEAKS MY LANGUAGE! *Grabs a drink and picks up a controller* <Fremziska> This is going to be so much fun! And if any of you beat me, I'm going to whip you into submission. <PhoenixRoot> and suddenly, I kind of DON'T feel like playing... <Seanworth> ... <Seanworth> You can be Metaknight. <PhoenixRoot> Oh well. It'll be worth it. <Seanworth> I'm using Ike. <Fremziska> Hmm..I'm going to use Jigglypuff <Seanworth> ....*turns pale* <PhoenixRoot> ....yeah..on second thought...I'll use Captain Falcon... *Meanwhile, while they're playing* <Jeffdot> .......this isn't exactly what it's all panned out to me *Sputtering out seawater*...that stuff is DEFINITELY not mountain dew… <???> yess...theyre alrdy seprated from there fiend jeffdot....they dont no wat trouble theyre about 2 met....lolololollolololololololololololol! <T<TV> GAME! <Seanworth> DAMMIT! <PhoenixRoot> ...I can't believe it... <Fremziska> Victoly <Seanworth> STOP GETTING THE BLOODY SMASH BALLS! ;_; <Fremziska> No! *Whips Seanworth* <PhoenixRoot> It probably wasn't a very good idea to let her keep her whip while she's here.. <Seanworth> OW! Yeah, you try separating her from it. See how many limbs you lose <PhoenixRoot> Actually, I was going to make YOU do it. <Seanworth> ....hahaha no <PhoenixRoot> Shut up and let''s play another round... *MEANWHILE* <Jeffdot> Seriously, this place sucks...the water doesn't taste like mountain-dew...there are no plus-sized woman...and no anime. <Jeffdot> I should probably think about how to get out of here. <???> u wont b geting out lol <Jeffdot> WHO SAID THAT?! <???> non of ur business <Jeffdot> :objection:*Cracks open a can of mountain dew that he pulled out from no where* <Jeffdot> *Takes a couple sips* ....it is my business, since I'm now trapped here and we've started conversing! <???> u dont need 2 no, k? <Jeffdot> Oh, I think I do. <???> no, u dont. stfu <Jeffdot> Come over to my face and say that. <Jeffdot> Wherever you are.... <Jeffdot> Because I'm not afraid...I've got a nice cold can right here. That's all I need. <???> no. <Jeffdot> The sweet, sugary- WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK?! <???> sotp talkin <Jeffdot> Make me. <Jeffdot> *Takes another swig of the Mt. Dew* Yeah, well, at least I have THIS! <???> *a coconut flies out and smacks the can out of Jeffdot's hand* now will u stfu? <Jeffdot> *Is flabbergasted* .....you better hope I NEVER see your face...I'm going to kick your ass TWICE as hard now, once for the spelling, the second for that. <Jeffdot> *Looks in the direction of the coconut, and goes dahsing off in that direction* Come out, come out, wherever you are... <???> hahahaha no <Jeffdot> I'm going to find you, little man, mark my words. <Jeffdot> Jeffdot ALWAYS gets what he wants, and a cold can... <???> hehehehe <Jeffdot> You'll see, whoever you are. *Fixes Kamina shades as they glint in the sun, like some cliche` cool-dude character's would*. *It begins to rain* <Jeffdot> ....crap****. <Jeffdot> *Begins running into the trees to find some sort of shelter* *THUNDER* <Jeffdot> JEFFDOT DOESN'T LIKE THUNDER! *Shaking as he keeps running, the rain pouring down* <???> hahahahaha <Jeffdot> Look! A cave conveinently placed here for me! *runs in* <Bear> ROAR <Jeffdot> ... <Jeffdot> Uhh...bear....like mountain dew? *takes out a can and places it on the ground as he backs away* <Bear> ....*eats the can* <Jeffdot> Uhhh....fsck.......*Starts running top-speed* <Bear> ...*goes to sleep* <Jeffdot> It's' raining! NO! RAIN! RAIN IS BAD FOR THE JEFFDOT! <Jeffdot> *Runs beneath a large tree canopy* <Jeffdot> I hate you voice. You probably laughed when you saw that. *Suddenly, a chubby girl, with a can of Mt. Dew shows up* <Girl> Excuse me, are you okay? Would you like to come to my hut to escape the rain? <Jeffdot> *Mouth drops open, Kamina shades fall off his face, hit a rock and shatter* <Girl> I was about to watch Kamen Rider, followed by GaoGaiGar. Would you like to join me? <Jeffdot> *Take out another pair, while grimacing at his stupid mistake* <Jeffdot> You are my heroine...take me to the anime, o feminine one! * <Girl> *Vanishes* <???> lol fail <Jeffdot> . . . . <Jeffdot> ..................................... <Jeffdot> *Takes off his shades* ...I'm going to cut your throat with these. <???> try lol <Jeffdot> (I could really use Root's perception ability right now...) ...*Blindly, but violently throws the shades like a boomerang in the direction of the voice* *Sound of someone catching the shades* <???> wow, seans imaginary friends are losrs. lol. <Jeffdot> I hope you cut your hands on those. *Takes out another pair and puts them on. <???> im bord lol. seeya. *Voice fades* <Jeffdot> I hate you, voice. <Jeffdot> Whoever, WHATEVER you are. <Jeffdot> *Takes out a can and slams it on a desk that just so happens to appeaer right in front of him* <Jeffdot> *The Mt. Dew in the can is thrown up into the air, and comes back down right into the can* Why the crap am I HEREEE?! <Voice> You don't know who you're messing with, man.... <Jeffdot> ... <Voice> she's one of the four n00blet masters! <Jeffdot> *Takes a sip of the Mt. Dew* ...why do I keep hearing voices in my head? <Jeffdot> Has all this sweet, sugary Mountain Dew finally caused me to become one with the Mt. Dew gods? <Voice> No. You're just insane. <Jeffdot> Shut up, voice inside my head. <Voice> I'm over here. *Person in a cloak waves* <Jeffdot> HUMANITY! Who are you?! <Voice> I....am nobody important...really. <Jeffdot> :objection: <Jeffdot> If you're on this island, you must be important...after all. *Grins with wit* ...I'm here. <Voice> Heh..... <Jeffdot> Now, your name and occupation. *Takes sip* <Voice> my occupation? Prisoner here. <CloakedFigure> Well....my name is not...important yet. <Cloakedfigure> But...I doubt I need to ever give it. <Jeffdot> Then just tell me and get it over with. Stop making this overly dramatic and suspenseful <CloakedFigure> There is no time. You must escape and notify the Admins that the n00blet masters have appeared. YOU MUST STOP THEM FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR HORRIBLE SPELLING AND STUPIDITY! <Jeffdot> ...*getting drenched in the rain and fiddling with his Kamina shades* ... <Jeffdot> ...and how....would I go about doing something like getting off this island? <CloakedFigure> I can help you <Jeffdot> Can you start by getting me out of this rain? My shades are getting wet, and it's hard to see. <CloakedFigure> Follow me.... <Jeffdot> *follows, as he leaves the desk behind, and the empty can of Mt. Dew that he finished* <CloakedFigure> *Reveals a tunnel* Quickly! We must escape N00blet island! <Jeffdot> *Hurries inside and begins wiping his shades clean* <CloakedFigure> Once we get through this tunnel, we'll return to your home....but Emily will probably attempt to stop us..... <Jeffdot> Emily? This story is finally getting another chick character to it? <CloakedFigure> Trust me, you don't want her. We must go! *Begins to run* <Jeffdot> *Runs after the cloaked figure* I'm not afraid of any chick character in this story...nothing can be worse than Fremziska...nothing. <Jeffdot> and I have the power of the dew on my side! <CloakedFigure> You have the greatest weapons of all. Intelligence, and Comedy. <Jeffdot> And Mt. Dew... <Emily> sotp rite there, B. <CloakedFigure> ....B...has my name faded that far that only my first letter remains? Perhaps that's for the best. <Emily> Stfu and die. *Begins ranting in horrible grammar, so horrible that it inflicts pain on B and Jeffdot* <B> ARGH! It's...horrible! What should we do?! <Jeffdot> This is worse than Adam! Argh! *Takes out a can of mountain dew, cracks it open and drops the aluminum tab like a grenade pin and throws the entire thing at Emily* <Emily> wat?! *Exploded* arg!!! u wil pay 4 that! <B> No, we will not, Emily of the Four n00blets! <Emily: i thot it waz fiv n00blets....B. <B> .....I have repented for my sins, Emily. I am no longer one of you! <Jeffdot> Oh, and I promised you this! *Takes off shades, and throws them like a boomerang at Emily's head* <Emily> so b it, B...or shuld I say sean? <B> ....I am no longer Sean, Emily. He cast me away when he matured! <Emily> maturd? yah rite. *Boomerang'd* ow! u btch! <B> Tsk, tsk. Such language! <Jeffdot> *Catches shades again, wipes them clean and puts them back on as they glint with cliche again* Have you anything else to say? <Emily> *ranting that's even WORSE in grammar* <B> AAARGH! *Runs in front of Jeffdot* JEFFDOT, HURRY! ESCAPE! GET TO THE ADMINS AND TELL THEM WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED! <Jeffdot> This is horrible! It's even worse than before! ....I can't allow such treachery to exist...HAVE AT YOU! *Thrusts rapier at Emily* <B> YOU CAN'T WASTE TIME, JEFFDOT! GET OUT OF HERE! I'LL HOLD HER BACK! <Emily> lololololololo u wil not escpe! <Jeffdot> Argh! Fine! *Shades begin cracking from the hideous grammar and spelling* ....*Begins running, but not before throwing the defecting Shades at emily again* <Emily> u wnt 2 die, B? <B> Heh.....Jeffdot has already escaped...my mission is complete! <B> FOR THE HOOOOOOOOORDE! *Tackles Emily, taking a huge exposure to the bad grammar attack* <Emily: urg! *falls* <Jeffdot> *Puts on another pair of shades and keeps running out* <Emily> noooo he escped! this wus not suppsed 2 hapen! <B> you lose...good day, ma'am! *Falls over, and dies* <Jeffdot> *Still running* (hmm....I wonder who that person was anyway...and why Emily would use only one letter to identify them......and where the hell am I going anyway, and do they have mountain dew there?) *Jeffdot winds up coming out of a manhole just outside of Root & Co Law Offices* |
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| Sean | Jul 6 2008, 05:26 PM Post #20 |
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The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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*Meanwhile...* <Seanworth> VICTORY! HAH! <Fremziska> Yes, victory indeed, Mr. Miles Seanworth!...for me, that is *Brandishes whip* <Seanworth> Fremziska, NOOO! DON'T TAZE ME, SIS! <PhoenixRoot> ...hate to say I told you so, Seanworth...*Turns head away* <Fremziska> Happy day *Whips Seanworth*<Seanworth> PAIN AND SUFFERING! <Jeffdot> *Walks into the room* So, this is what you were doing instead of SAVING ME. <PhoenixRoot> ...oh, hi Jeffdot. How are you...saaaay...are those new Kamina Shades? <Fremziska> Jeffdot is back! Whippings for everyone! *Proceeds to chain-taze whip everyone in the room* <Jeffdot> *because he's soaked, the taze-whip does even more damage than usual* <Jeffdot> AAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUUUUUUUGHHH! <Jeffdot> *Shades crack right off his face* <Seanworth> What happenned, Jeffdot? <Jeffdot> islands....trapped...cloaked people named B.. <PhoenixRoot> Oh well...doesn't matter now.. <Seanworth> ....uuuhhh.... <PhoenixRoot> ....Hmm...this doesn't sound good. <PhoenixRoot> You were trapped on an island....and saw a cloaked person named B.....well, okay... <Fremziska> Whippings! <Seanworth> Fremziska, please! this might be important! <PhoenixRoot> No, no Fremmy. NO! Bad girl! ....go get your medicine from the cabinet, Fremmy. <Fremziska> But I don't wanna take my medi-- <PhoenixRoot> It's not for you, now GO. <Jeffdot> n00blet...masters....emily...horrible grammar... <Fremziska> Meanie...*walks off* <Seanworth> Emily is in this?! <Sean> WHAT?! <Bryan> Shut up! No more appearences for a while from us. <PhoenixRoot> . . . <Sean> PERMISSION DEFINATELY NOT GRANTED! <Bryan> It was your ide--*bricked* AUGGH <Sean> Shut up! <PhoenixRoot> OH SNAPS I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH A PLOT DEVICE <Bryan> ...it just gets worse and worse... <Sean> She must have broken into the system! B..but...she's not smart enough! <Bryan> She may have had help....now let's continue writing, shall we? <Seanworth> *Running around in a panic* <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth, sit down, before I go get the Fremilizer gun for you. <Seanworth> CODE EMILY! CODE EMILY! <PhoenixRoot> Jeffdot, sit down on the couch, will you, I'll be right back. *Goes out of the room* <Jeffdot> Murrgh....hey! Is that brawl?! <Seanworth> Huh?! Oh? Yes. Yes it is. <Jeffdot> Dibs on Link. Wanna play Seanworth? <Seanworth> Not right now! Emily is present here! This is BAAAAD NEWS> <Jeffdot> Oh yeah... <Seanworth> What more do you know?! <Jeffdot> *Sits down on the couch* <Jeffdot> Well...she has really bad grammar and spelling...I threw my shades at her...and a Mt. Dew Grenade. <Seanworth> She's probably plotting to ruin Phoenix root with horrible grammar and lame attempts at wit! <Seanworth> and wait...you said n00blet masters?! THE OTHERS ARE IN ON THIS?! <Jeffdot> Funny you should mention it...actually, that's right. <Jeffdot> There are four n00blet masters...she's one of them, and they want to take over the world or some cliche thing like that with bad grammar and spelling <Seanworth> OH LEZWHIP... <Jeffdot> is the situation bad enough to merit using the full word?! <Seanworth> YES! <PhoenixRoot> *Breaks some glass labeled 'BREAK IN CASE OF REMERGENCY' and takes out a pistol with a rather large tranquilizer dart in it* <PhoenixRoot> *Takes pistol into other room* Okay Sean....this will hurt you more than it hurts me....oh wait, did I screw that up again? Ah well, it doesn't matter...*Aims* <Seanworth> Root, stop! I'm calm...just panicked. <PhoenixRoot> We don't want to take any risks, do we? *Aims at seanworth's arm* <Seanworth> Wait, Root...if we're going to combat the n00blets...we need to use our secret weapons. <Seanworth> I swore I'd never use these...but...... <PhoenixRoot> Oh bugger...he's right. *Puts away the pistol back into the box with the broken glass, for another day* <Seanworth> *Takes out a guitar, with GG on the end, looking like it was made out of peanuts (The emblem at least)* <Fremziska> *Comes back in the room and tosses - well, more like brutally throws it - at Root's face* <PhoenixRoot> Oh god you - OWWWW!~ What was that for?! <Fremziska> Meanie  <PhoenixRoot> At least I'm not making you take your medicine (funny how THAT works) ....Jeffdot, take two of these *Takes out two pills* And you'll feel better. <Fremziska> *Takes the bottle back, hits Root with it again before picking it up again and running into another room to put it away* <Seanworth> I can't believe I'm forced to use this thing now... <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, well, I don't think we get much of a choice, do we? <PhoenixRoot> Wait...what exactly ARE you doing? <Jeffdot> What are you going to do with that Guitar? Sing her to death? <Seanworth> ....Root, shall we? <Jeffdot> *Already took the pills with some mountain dew* ...hmm.. <Seanworth> Here goes. *Begins playing the guitar* <PhoenixRoot> I suppose, if we must, right...? I had hoped it wouldn't come to that. <PhoenixRoot> wait, HOLD IT! <PhoenixRoot> Shouldn't we save that for Emily, when you know...she's around? <Fremziska> *Comes back into the room, whip abroad, and gives Root a nice, hard whip on the back* <PhoenixRoot> Oww... <Seanworth> Let's demonstrate what we intend to do with it! <PhoenixRoot> Very well, Seanworth. *Turns around and puts on a pair of long-laser purple glasses* <PhoenixRoot> Start. <Seanworth> *Plays* <Fremziska> *Stops whipping* ...? <Jeffdot> *Drinking Mountain Dew* <PhoenixRoot> ....I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! <Fremziska> ..... <Jeffdot> *Drinking, all of teh sudden stops and sprays it all out while choking* WHAAAAAAAAAT?! <PhoenixRoot> ROCK! <PhoenixRoot> You’re a goofy goober! *Pointing around the room* ROCK! <PhoenixRoot> We're all goofy goobers! Goofy goofy goofy goober! <Seanworth> *Rockin' out, looking silly, yet somewhat cool at the same time* <Jeffdot> *Shades begin cracking and somehow, smoking as Jeffdot grimaces over the armchair, his hand half-covering his mouth* <Fremziska> *Grabbing her shoulder, taken completely aback* <PhoenixRoot> Put your toys away, well all I gotta say when you tell me not to play I SAY NO WAY! <PhoenixRoot> NO! Way no no no way, I'm an attorney you say when you say I'm an attorney, I say say it again and I say OBJECTION! <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! <Seanworth> *starts floating, and starts firing lasers out of the guitar* <PhoenixRoot> Thank you very much....so if you're thinkin that you'd like to be like me...go ahead and try...THE ATTORNEY INSIDE WILL SET YOU FREE! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! <PhoenixRoot> ROCK! <PhoenixRoot> You're a goofy goober *Pointing around the room* ROCK! <PhoenixRoot> We're all goofy goobers! <PhoenixRoot> Rock! <PhoenixRoot> Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober YEAH! <Seanworth> LASERS GO PEW PEW! *Fires lasers all over the room* <Fremziska> *Gritting her teeth and clutching her shoulder* <Jeffdot> *Grimacing still, his right hand crushes his mountain dew can* <PhoenixRoot> *Begins dancing around, and then starts breakdancing <Seanworth> *Continues to rock out* <Seanworth> *Lasers begin shooting from his guitar* <PhoenixRoot> *Continues breakdancing faster and faster* <Seanworth> *Unleashes a massive spread of lasers around the room* <Seanworth> Think we should stop now? <PhoenixRoot> *Eventually runs out of energy and collapses on the floor* Uhh;.....yeah....... <PhoenixRoot> ...I think that's good....well, now you guys know our secret weapon. <PhoenixRoot> Well, besides my ability to perceive things... <Jeffdot> ...................I...........I..... <Fremziska> ....*Begins pounding the table in front of her with her fist* <PhoenixRoot> ...uhh...guys? What do you think? <Seanworth> I think...they're shocked. <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...but I can't tell whether from awe or horror. <TO BE CONTINUED> <Seanworth> Guys...are you okay? <Fremziska> WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL-HARDY FOOL-SONG WAS UTTERED FROM YOUR FOOLISHLY FOOLISH LIPS THAT ARE ATTACHED TO YOUR FOOLISHLY FOOLISH BODY THAT CONTAINS THE INNER-WORKINGS OF THE FOOL!? <Seanworth> You cannot deny the powers that the song has. <Jeffdot> Taking what Fremziska just said, let me base my own question, Rote... <PhoenixRoot> (I guess he really is shocked - he went back to calling me 'Rote' again) <Jeffdot> What the flaming hell-crap was THAT?! <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth is right... That song has powers. <Fremziska> *Brandishes whip and cracks* Oh yes, it does have powers. Foolishly foolish fool-powers is what it has. <Fremziska> Fool. <PhoenixRoot> You're just JEALOUS. <Fremziska> HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE JEALOUS OF SUCH A FOOL-HARDY FOOL!? <Seanworth> DID YOU NOT SEE ME MAKE LASERS FROM THE GUITAR?! <Seanworth> LASERS GO PEW-PEW. THIS IS THE POWER WE HAVE! <PhoenixRoot> And did you NOT see me break-dancing? YOU try to breakdance Fremziska. <Fremziska> and whips go whip-whip! <Fremziska> *Cracks whip into Seanworth's back* <PhoenixRoot> LASERS! BREAKDANCING! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?! <Jeffdot> Mountain Dew? <PhoenixRoot> ...I shouldn't have said anything. <Jeffdot> mmm...mountain dew...could really use a can *Takes one out, opens, and begins chugging like a maniac* <PhoenixRoot> Uhh....yeah, moving on very fast from the subject of whippings... <Fremziska> Somebody said whippings! As a repectable member of the WHIP patrol, I must fulfill my duties! *Whips Root* <PhoenixRoot> AGONY! <Seanworth> Come on! How can you NOT be impressed! <Seanworth> I MADE LASERS COME OUT OF A FREAKIN' GUITAR <Seanworth> HOW CAN YOU GET COOLER THAN THAT?! <Fremziska> With this! *Grins, holding up the taze-whip* <PhoenixRoot> Oh, this is going to be ugly <Fremziska> No...it's going to be BEAUTIFUL! *Unfurls the taze-whip, and taze-whips Seanworth* <Seanworth> PAIN! <PhoenixRoot> (I think I should change the subject...) uhhhh... <Fremziska> Don't stand there thinking Mr. Phoenix Rooty! Thinking provokes WHIP! *Whips Root* <PhoenixRoot>! ARGH! <PhoenixRoot> No, no, I was just...thinking about...the four n00b masters. <PhoenixRoot> Maybe we should start thinking about we're going to stop them? Where do we go? <Jeffdot> Well, that's true...where DO we start? <Seanworth> We should wait until they reveal themselves....until then, we wait. <PhoenixRoot> :objection: <Seanworth> ?! <PhoenixRoot> They already have...to...Jeffdot, anyway <PhoenixRoot> At least, Emily has. <Seanworth> Yeah, well, we don't know where their base of operations is. <Seanworth> So...for now, we have to wait for them to strike first. <PhoenixRoot> That's a scary prospect, seeing as what they can do to our minds. <Seanworth> Indeed it is.... <Television> DO YOU WANT TO WIN LOTS OF MONEY?! <Seanworth> Duh-wha?! <Fremziska> YES! I LOVE MONEY! WITH MONEY, I CAN BUY WHIPS! <Jeffdot> I love money too! It's green, the color of mountain dew...and you can BUY mountain dew with money! <PhoenixRoot> ..... <Television> WIN $50,000,000 IN OUR MOUNTAIN DEW CHUGGING CONTEST, HAPPENING IN THE NEXT HOUR. SIGN UP NOW! <Seanworth> ......what <Jeffdot> ....Today. <Jeffdot> Today is the day I have lived for! ALL MY LIFE! <Seanworth> But it's over an hour away from here <Jeffdot> So? You're talking to the almighty Jeffdot here...time is of the essence...so, time will be of the essence! Scratch that <Jeffdot> So? You're talking to the almighty Jeffdot here...time is of the essence here...so mountain dew is sweet and crisp. <PhoenixRoot> ...what? <Jeffdot> *Taps a button on the bottom of his can of soda, and jumps out the window* <PhoenixRoot> HE JUST JUMPED... <Seanworth> WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?! <PhoenixRoot> ...into a fscking CAR that looks like a Mountain Dew can?! <Jeffdot> I call it the Dew-mobile! It can "dew" just about anything! <Fremziska> I'm going to whip your eyes out for that pun. *Gets ready to jump* <PhoenixRoot> No, Fremziska don't jump! Take the stairs! <Seanworth> ...... <Fremziska> *already jumped* <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth! the stairs! <Seanworth> I'm too good for the stairs! I'm English! *Goes out of the room, and hits a button* <Elevator> *Ding* <PhoenixRoot> .........*starts jumping down some stairs...okay, more like FALLING down some stairs, each bump becoming more and more painful* <PhoenixRoot> *Hits the ground floor with a thud* <Elevator> *Ding* <Elevator> *Plays strange elevator music, that seems oddly familar* <Seanworth> *Walks out with a cane and monocle* <PhoenixRoot> Auuuugh...Seanworth...help. <Seanworth> Jolly good, old chap! You should've taken the lift! <PhoenixRoot> *Gets up, and follows Seanworth out to the Dew-Mobile!* <PhoenixRoot> ...wait...Jeffdot...this car is HUGE! It'll never last on the road! <Jeffdot> Roads? Where we're going...we don't need something as silly and un-important and not-mountain dew as...roads. <Jeffdot> *Sets Kamina shades right as they glint, and he hits a shiny red button* <PhoenixRoot> I don't like where this is going... *The car begins revving it's engine, a button on the dashboard goes from red to green* <Jeffdot> BLASTOFF! *Floors it* <PhoenixRoot> Jeffdot, slow down! You're over the speed limit! <Jeffdot> I'll take it easy when I'm out of dew! <PhoenixRoot> We're dead, aren't we? <Fremziska> Even if we do, I still have my whip me, so I can die a happy woman! *Cracks said whip* <Seanworth> I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! <Seanworth> And English! <PhoenixRoot> Where are we going anyway?! <Jeffdot> *Stops steering and turns around and looks at Root* ...did you not hear me before, Rote? <Seanworth> KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL ON YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD YOU COMPLETE CRETIN! <Jeffdot> *spills some Mt. Dew into seanworth's eyes* <Jeffdot> Now shaddup, all of you, I know what I'm do-WOAAAH! *The car sweerves as it narrowly misses another car, and crashes head-on into a mini-van that's going 'vroom, vroom vrooooooooom!'* *The mini-van backs up, and turns around, and vroom's away* <Jeffdot> Urrgh @.@... <Seanworth> X_X <PhoenixRoot> ...was that...*cough*...van, going 'vroom-vroom'...? <Seanworth> I...think so <Fremziska> Yes....*moaning in pain*...it was. <PhoenixRoot> Heh....vans...go vrooooom. <Seanworth> If I wasn't pinned against the seat, I'd hit you. <Jeffdot> *Jumps up* The contest! We'll never make it in time! <Seanworth> Oh well. <PhoenixRoot> We've just been in a car-wreck with a mini-van that goes 'vroooooom-vrooom' and you're worried about your Mountain Dew contest still?! <Jeffdot> BLASPHEMERS! *Shakes up a can of soda and opens it on Root and Seanworth* <PhoenixRoot> Argh! Sweet agony! <Seanworth> Hmm....not bad. Is this Mountain Dew? <Jeffdot> would it be anything else!? Now get up you pansies and let's GO. <Seanworth> Not bad. I can see why you like it so much <Fremziska> ...urgh...meep...I'm too weak...I can't. <Jeffdot> Well you can't have any of mine, so hmph. <Jeffdot> Get up Root! <Seanworth> I'm pinned. Oh well. <Jeffdot> *Pulls the seat up that's pinning Seanworth* Get up, cravat-man. <Fremziska> I'm not going anywhere, Jeffdot> <Jeffdot> Yes, you are. Get up. Now. Or face the wrath of the Dew. <PhoenixRoot> *Gets up and out of the car* ... (Well, he can be as crazy as Fremziska when it comes to his beloved drink) <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty, piggy back ride. Now. *cracks whip* <PhoenixRoot> (I wonder what happens if we cut him of--) ....WHAT?! <Fremziska> You heard me. Now come here. <PhoenixRoot> Uhhh...how about...no? <Fremziska> Not a wise decision. *cracks whip and hits Root* <PhoenixRoot> Ouch! (Her whip can reach me?!) <Fremziska> Next time I'll set it to taze. Now, PIGGY BACK RIDE <PhoenixRoot> Who do you think I AM?! <Fremziska> The guy who is going to cave in and give me my piggy-back ride, that's who! <Seanworth> ....wow <PhoenixRoot> :objection: You'd be WRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! <Fremziska> That was the answer. ...and by answer, I mean WROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! <Fremziska> *sets to taze and hits root* <PhoenixRoot> ARAGAAAGGAGHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <Fremziska> Piggy back! <PhoenixRoot> (WHY ME?!) ....I think piggy back > getting whipped. <Fremziska> Excellent choice! <PhoenixRoot> ;-; *Hoists Fremziska onto his back* <Jeffdot> *Snickers, but tries to cover it up pretty badly by shoving his face into a can* <Seanworth> Can we just go before Jeffdot has a seizure? <Jeffdot> *Begins drinking to cover up his laughs, but drinks the Dew and laughs and so it comes out his nose as he begins choking on the drink and laughing* <Jeffdot> Snrrk....look at them *Cough* Seanworth...hahaha*cough*... <Seanworth> Your lack of self control will be the end of you. <Fremziska> Giddy-up, Phoenix Rooty! *Cracks whip* <Jeffdot> *Begins laughing so hard, he falls down, crying tears of laughter* <PhoenixRoot> .... <Jeffdot> You're...*chuckle*...such a....heh...stick in the..hah...mud...Seanworth. <Seanworth> Do you want me to inflict pain on him, Root? <PhoenixRoot> ...;-; please do. <Seanworth> *Puts on a glove* <Fremziska> I said GIDDY-UP PHOENIX ROOTY! *Whips Root* <Seanworth> *Picks up a Cherry, without harm* <Seanworth> *Throws it at Jeffdot* <PhoenixRoot> ARGGH! PAIN! *Starts running around with Fremziska on his back* <Jeffdot> Ahahahaha...woah! Cherry at 12:00! *Whips off Kamina shades, and throws them at a boomerang at the cherry, impaling it* <Jeffdot> *Fixes another pair of shades on his face* ....FANDOM POINTS! <Jeffdot> *Begins doing a slightly suggestive victory dance* <PhoenixRoot> *Moans* <Fremziska> Hey, look! A train station! We can still make it to the contest! <Jeffdot> VICTORY IS OURS! TO THE TRAIN STATION! <Fremziska> Over yonder, Phoenix Rooty! *Whips* <PhoenixRoot> *Makes a noise between a sob and a yelp of pain and trots off towards the station* <Seanworth> *Follows* <???> VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! *The mini-van from before comes speeding down the road, crashes into the Dew mobile at a high velocity, totaling it. It's now a piece of scrap metal* <???> Vroom, vroom! *Zooms off* |
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