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Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition; Now (in one piece) better than ever before!
Topic Started: Jul 6 2008, 04:51 PM (196 Views)
Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:51 PM Post #1
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[16:27] : <Jeffdot> Mr. Rote, I hate you. [23:56] : <PhoenixRoot> What did I ever do to yo-- [23:57] : <Jeffdot> Laser beam'z Root --silence Rote! All will be explained in due time... [23:59] : <PhoenixRoot> Dude, I don't even know yo-- [00:00] : <Jeffdot> Laser Beam'z Root again I said be quiet, Rote! I hate you. Now let me enjoy my secret dew blend #42...Drinks Mountain dew bottle [16:28] : <Jeffdot> Chugging mountain dew [00:01] : <PhoenixRoot> Staring Wow, you sure drink that stuff fast-- [00:02] : <Jeffdot> Throws can at Root I thought I told you to be quiet! Chugs another can and throws it at Root* [00:02] : <Jeffdot> Leans on desk and a can of Mountain Dew slides down into hand Now Mr. Rote... [00:02] : <PhoenixRoot> It's ROOT. Phoenix ROOT. [00:03] : <Jeffdot> Sips mountain dew and then slams it on the desk IT'S WHATEVER I DAMN SAY IT IS GOT IT?! [00:03] : <PhoenixRoot> Sweating Yes sir...(WHO IS THIS GUY?!) [00:04] : <PhoenixRoot> So...Chin scratch...what exactly have I done to you? [16:29] <Jeffdot> Sips can ...a chicken and a half lays a egg and a half in a day in a half...how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle...? [00:06] : <PhoenixRoot> ...Forty-T--Wait...what? [00:06] : <Jeffdot> Sips Mountain Dew ...ha! [00:07] : <Jeffdot> An ignorant fool as always, Rote. [00:08] : <Jeffdot> Purple; because ice cream has no bones! Sips Mountain Dew [00:08] : <PhoenixRoot> Shocked ...WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER! [00:08] : <Jeffdot> ...ha! Chugs Mountain Dew and throws can at Root. Like I said, ignorant as always, Rote! [00:09] : <PhoenixRoot> Hit by can again WILL YOU STOP THAT?! [00:09] : <Jeffdot> NO! It's your fault she's dead! chugs mountain dew [00:09] : <PhoenixRoot> ... (did he just say...'she'....? He couldn't mean....could he...?) 16:30] : <PhoenixRoot> ...do you mean...Angela? [00:11] : <Jeffdot> Chugging Mountain Dew, now sprays it all out in Root's general direction Pbbbbbtttthhhhh! [00:11] : <PhoenixRoot> Sprayed AUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!!! [00:12] : <Jeffdot> Hmph...and you have the nerve to call her 'teacher' and follow in her footsteps....you disgust me, Rote. You really do [00:13] : <Jeffdot> It's YOUR fault she's dead! You should've protected her better! [00:13] : <PhoenixRoot> AHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW MY HEAD HAS BURST INTO FLAME Head is one fire [00:14] : <Jeffdot> Here, Rote, let me help you with that Laser Beam'z again [00:14] : <PhoenixRoot> Screaming now AHHHHHH YOU'RE NOT HELPING! [00:14] : <PhoenixRoot> Collapses [00:14] : <Jeffdot> ... [00:15] : <Jeffdot> What a weak person. I should've known he couldn't handle blend number 42... [16:31] >--November 25, 12:26 A.M. Defendant's Lobby No. 4--< [00:27] <PhoenixRoot> Augh...what was that maniac thinking....and how does he know Angela? [00:27] <PhoenixRoot> How does he know me? I have so many questions...wait, why am I talking to myself? [16:32] <???> Wa-chee! Foolish fool... [00:28] <PhoenixRoot> Whipped AUGH! No....it can't be... [00:28] <MilesSeanworth> Oh..Oh dear... [16:32] <Fremziska von Karma> Yes, it is I! Bwhahaha! Whips Phoenix root [00:29] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Stop that, Fremziska! [00:29] <Fremziska> No, Mr. Phoenix Rooty Whips again [00:30] <PhoenixRoot> OWOW! Wait...WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! [00:30] <Fremziska> ...perhaps you didn't hear me correctly? A good helping of whip will straighten you out! Whips PhoenixRoot several times [00:31] <Fremziska> Now, I call you Phoenix Rooty. Now stop calling me Fremziska...you know what I'm called. [00:31] <PhoenixRoot> Oh please no... [16:33] <Fremziska> Whips! [00:32] <PhoenixRoot> Owww!...fine....fremmy... [00:32] <Fremziska> Whips harder SAY IT LOUDER [00:32] <PhoenixRoot>....Yes...FREMMY.... [00:37] <PhoenixRoot> So...uh...Fremmy...Sweats...what are you doing here anyway...? [00:37] <Fremziska> Whipping you, what else? whips [00:37] <PhoenixRoot> AUGH! PAIN!...I meant OTHER than that! [00:39] <Fremziska> Oh...I dunno. I forgot. whips [16:34] <PhoenixRoot> OW! STOP IT! [00:39] <Fremziska> uh....nah! Whips some more [00:39] <PhoenixRoot> I'M GOING TO BE HOSPITALIZED!! [00:40] <Fremziska> Yeah I know! Isn't it great?! Whip whip [00:40] <PhoenixRoot> MAKE IT STOOOOP! [00:42] <Fremziska> But it's so fun...:( [00:43] <PhoenixRoot> Looks away Yeah...anyway...Miles? Do you know anything about that mysterious prosecutor? [16:34] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah...about him...I have absolutely NO idea. [00:44] <PhoenixRoot> Thanks, Miles....Fremmy? [00:44] <Fremziska> Nope, not a clue! [00:44] <PhoenixRoot> (I figured as much from her, same as always...) [00:45] <Fremziska> I HEARD THAT whip whip! [00:45] <PhoenixRoot> OWOWOW! HOW THE CRAP DID YOU HEAR ME THINKING?! (Everything is starting to go fuzzy...) [00:46] <Fremziska> Superpowers. Cracks whip [16:35] <PhoenixRoot> ...sure...okay...anyway...court should be reconvening soon anyway, right? I'm going to need to figure out who this prosecutor is... [00:47] <MilesSeanworth> ...wait...do you realize that in court you're supposed to have a client and you're supposed to be talking about a CASE?! [00:47] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, but it's much more fun this way...plus, I already have a client...he's sitting right over there... [00:48] <PhoenixRoot> My main concern really though is who this prosecutor is...if I believe in the heart of the ca-I mean...in my CLIENT....then he's got to be innocent. That can wait until later...I want, - no - NEED to figure out why this prosecutor has a grudge against me... [00:49] <MilesSeanworth> ...I don't see your client...wait...your client is FREMZISKA? I mean..."Fremmy" Smirks [00:49] <Fremziska> Only Phoenix Rooty calls me that DoubleWhip [00:50] <PhoenixRoot> No, you idiot, BEHIND her. Points [00:50] <MilesSeanworth> OWPAINOW!....oh...you mean him...isn't he-- [00:50] <Balif> Recess is over, Mr. Root. Please enter the courtroom... [11:44] <>----November 24, 11:44 A.M Courtroom No. 7---<> [11:45] <Judge> Now then, the court will reconvene. Are you alright, Mr. Root? [11:45] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, I think so. [11:46] <Judge> Nods Yes, now earlier, we were trying to determine the guilt of-- [11:46] <Fremziska> Whips Judge [11:46] <Judge> OW! Ms. von Karma! How dare you! [11:46] <Judge> Keep your hands and whip to yourself while you're in the audience! [11:47] <Fremziska> Foolishly foolish fool that practices the act of foolishly tomfoolery. [11:48] <Fremziska> This court has nothing to do with determing the guilt of that poor excuse of a person sitting in the defendant's chair! [11:48] <Judge> But we-- [11:49] <Fremziska> Whips again YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT YOU FOOLISH FOOL! [16:38] <Judge> OWOW! Okay, okay! Have it your way Ms. von Karma...of course, you and your perfection are right once again [11:50] <Fremziska> Whips ...and don't you forget it. [11:52] <Judge> Yes well...let's just let the defense and prosecution do their thing and I'll just watch...Whimpers [11:52] <Fremziska> Yes, you will do just that... [11:53] <PhoenixRoot> (Man she is SCARY...) [11:55] <PhoenixRoot> So...earlier in this trial we were trying to determine who you are, Mr. Jeffdot. [11:55] <PhoenixRoot> We can solve this in an organized, civilized manner... [11:55] <PhoenixRoot> JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU FREAK OF NATURE?! [16:40] <Jeffdot> ... [11:56] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [11:56] <Jeffdot> Sips can I drink no less than 57 cans of cold, sweet goodness every trial. [11:57] <Jeffdot> Unfortunately, I don't think the paint'll dry that quickly today... [11:57] <PhoenixRoot> Oh oka-wait...what the crap does that even MEAN! [11:57] <Jeffdot> Not a very quick learner, are we Mr. Rote? [16:40] [ <PhoenixRoot> (I'm a fine learner, I just have no clue what you're trying to say!!) ...are you trying to say that your real name is...Jeffdot? [11:59] <Jeffdot> Yup. Sips can [11:59] <PhoenixRoot> ... [11:59] <Jeffdot> ... [11:59] <PhoenixRoot> ...that's it? [12:01] <Jeffdot> Yes... [12:01] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [12:01] <PhoenixRoot> What kind of name is JEFFDOT?! [12:01] <Jeffdot> Throws soda can at Root Can it, Rote! [12:02] <PhoenixRoot> Drenched Argh! Not only did you get my suit wet, you violated my ears with one of the worst puns I've ever heard! [12:02] <Jeffdot> Jeffdot is my name, get it RIGHT. [12:08] <PhoenixRoot> Okay, fine, whatever...how is it that you know Ms. Angela? Can you at least tell me that? [12:08] <Jeffdot> The marshmellow does not not not not tell truth, Rote. [12:08] <PhoenixRoot> . . . [12:09] <PhoenixRoot> We've already established that you know her, and that you think her death was my fault...can you tell us how? [12:10] <Jeffdot> You should've protected her better, Rote. You should always protect those you care about glances toward audience, particularly where Fremziska is sitting [12:10] <Jeffdot> What kind of man are you?! [12:10] <PhoenixRoot> (I am NOT liking where this is going) Sweating ...but it wasn't my fault! [16:41] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [12:11] <Jeffdot> Denial is always the first stage, Rote! [12:11] <Judge> Ooh! Ooh! I think I assign a penalty now! [12:11] <Judge> ! ! ! ! [12:11] <PhoenixRoot> shocked (WHAT ?! I GET PENALTIES NOW?!) [12:12] <PhoenixRoot> Fine, Mr. Jeffdot. Let me ask you a question. [12:12] <Jeffdot> and if I refuse? Leans and desk and grins. Can of mountain dew slides down [12:13] <PhoenixRoot> You're going to listen to ALL of my damn questions, or I'm going to get Uncle Tony to 'take care of you!' [12:13] <Judge> Mr. Root, did you just THREATEN Mr. Jeffdot?! [12:13] <PhoenixRoot> looks Judge in the eye No. I did not just threaten Mr. Jeffdot. [12:14] <Judge> ...no. You did not just threaten Mr. Jeffdot. [12:14] <PhoenixRoot> This is not the lawyer you're looking for. [12:14] <Judge> This is not the lawyer I'm looking for. [16:42] <PhoenixRoot> Now answer the question, Mr. Jeffdot... [12:14] <Jeffdot> Ngggh....leaning on desk, Kamina shades cracking... [12:16] <PhoenixRoot> What were YOU doing while Ms. Angela was killed? Where were you?! Since you seem to looooveee her so much, where were YOU?! [12:16] <Jeffdot> Agh! Shades break [16:42] [12:18] <Jeffdot> Grabs another from pocket and puts them on What are you insinuating?! I was not her lover! [12:19] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks Well then, why do you care about her so much?! [16:43] [12:20] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk and grins [12:20] <Jeffdot> Can of mountain dew slides down and sips [12:20] <PhoenixRoot> (Oh great...he's smiling...) [12:21] <Jeffdot> Well, if you're so intent on knowing.... [12:21] <Jeffdot> We were siblings. [12:21] <PhoenixRoot> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! [12:22] <PhoenixRoot> ....okay, well my point still stands! [12:23] <PhoenixRoot> Points Where were you when she was being murdered?! Her own brother! [12:23] <Jeffdot> Shades break again Agh! [12:23] <Jeffdot> I...was....nggh...hospitalized... [12:23] <PhoenixRoot> ...what was that? [16:43] <Jeffdot> ...I was hospitalized. There. Are you content now, Rote? It doesn't matter. I still hate you, and it's all your fault! [12:24] <PhoenixRoot> It's not my fault she's dead..at least I nailed the criminal that did that to her! What did you do? Sit there and drink Mountain dew? [12:25] <Jeffdot> ...Leans on desk, and shades crack ... [12:25] <Jeffdot> ...yeah well...you're a big posh sod...with PLUMS IN YOUR MOUTH! [16:43] Yeah, but that just would not be right. [16:43] That would be you're an old freakin [16:43] freakin* [16:44] <PhoenixRoot> ....wha? [12:25] <Jeffdot> AND THE PLUMS MUTATED, AND THEY'VE GOT BEAKS! [12:26] <Jeffdot> AND YOU MAKE PIGS SMOKE! Fist desk slam [12:26] <PhoenixRoot> Oh yeah? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?! [12:27] <Jeffdot> ...you....you don't like outsiders do you? [12:27] <PhoenixRoot> I should be asking YOU that question. [16:44] <Jeffdot> Yeah, well I know you have big sheds, but NOBODY is allowed in...and in these sheds, are 20-foot high...chickens. [12:27] <PhoenixRoot> ...wh-- [12:28] <Jeffdot> AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED! THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG! [12:28] <Jeffdot> and they think they're in an airplane because they're so big! [16:44] <Jeffdot> and they're saying to themselves "OH WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?!" [12:29] <Jeffdot> and...and they're looking down on all the other little chickens--pant, pant pant [12:29] <Jeffdot> Chugs mountain dew, throws can at Root. Does so about 3 times [12:29] <Jeffdot> Hand-point DO YOU DENY THAT?! [12:29] <PhoenixRoot> ...Sweating [12:30] <PhoenixRoot> Composes self and nods calmly [12:30] <PhoenixRoot> Everything you've just said...is one, huge, obvious contradiction POINT! [12:30] <Jeffdot> ...WHAAAAAAAAT? Leans on desk, shades cracking [12:31] <Jeffdot> What are you blabbering about, Rote? Sips can and slams it on desk [12:31] <Jeffdot> POINT IT OUT, NOW! [16:45] <PhoenixRoot> Fine. smirks [12:31] <PhoenixRoot> ...the only evidence I need is the fact that YOU ARE NOT ALAN PARTRIDGE! [12:32] <PhoenixRoot> You said yourself that your name is JEFFDOT! [12:32] <PhoenixRoot> ...unless you're saying you lied? [12:32] <Jeffdot> .....mm....ARGH! Shades break [12:33] <Jeffdot> Puts on another pair [12:33] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [12:33] <Jeffdot> Very nicely played, Rote..you've got spunk. I'll give you that. [12:33] <Jeffdot> But I still hate you and your guts. [12:33] <Jeffdot> Judge! I demand a recess! [12:33] <Judge> Y-yes Mr. Jeffdot! [12:34] <Judge> The court will take a brief recess. Gavel Court is in recess! [12:38] <>---November 25, 12:38 P.M Defendant's Lobby No. 7---<> [12:38] <PhoenixRoot> (Wow, I can't believe I did that) [12:39] <MilesSeanworth> Well played, Root. Even I have to admit that was well-done. I even enjoyed it somewhat....(except for Fremziska whipping me every time something new happened) [12:40] <Fremziska> Yay! Well done indeed, Mr. Phoenix Rooty! Whippings for everybody! Whip whip, whip whip [12:40] <PhoenixRoot> OWOW! Stop that! I haven't even won yet! [12:40] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah, what he said! [12:41] <PhoenixRoot> ...well I've determined one thing. Jeffdot is lying. He has another name, and I'm determined to find out exactly what it is! [12:41] <MilesSeanworth> Verily, indeed. Ergo, marmalade. [16:46] <PhoenixRoot> ...okay, I know you're English but don't ever do that again. [12:42] <Fremziska> Whips Root Pay attention to meeee! [12:42] <PhoenixRoot> OW! There are much easier ways of getting my attention, Fremmy.. [16:46] Door Opens [12:46] <PhoenixRoot> Anyway, Fremmy, it'd really suck to hospitalized in the middle of a case, could you please refrain from the whipping? Pretty please? [12:46] <Fremziska> No Whips [12:46] <PhoenixRoot> OW! [16:47] <???> Man....Fremziska... [12:47] <???> The way...you whip people is so...hot.. [12:49] <PhoenixRoot> (Do my ears deceive me...? Is that who I think it is?!) [12:49] <Fremziska> Gritting teeth and turns around slowly Who. Said. That. [12:49] <Fremziska> I'm. Going. To. Give. You. A. Ten. Second. Head. Start. [12:52] <??> It is I! Adam Melnela! And I think you're HOT Fremziska! [12:52] <PhoenixRoot> (This is NOT going to be pretty) [12:53] <MilesSeanworth> Oh..dear...Melnela, what are you DOING HERE?! This is a court-house, not a moron convention! [12:53] <Melnela> Well you're here for one, and I go where I please! [12:54] <Melnela> Plus...Fremmy is here....grins [12:55] <Fremziska> TennineeightsevensixfifvefourthreetwoONE.....YOUR TIME FOR BREATHING IS UP! [16:47] <Fremziska> Begins whipping as if she had some of Jeffdot's drink [12:55] <Melnela> OWOWOW! STOP IT! I LO-NOOOOOO NOT IN THE--Crack [12:56] <PhoenixRoot> Ow...I didn't know an arm could BEND that way... [12:56] <MilesSeanworth> Morbid stare ...it CAN'T... [16:47] <Fremziska> AND TAKE SOME OF THESE Whip whip whip whip AND SOME OF THESE Kicks whip kick whip whip [12:57] <PhoenixRoot> I think I'm going to be SICK Turns around and holds stomach [12:58] <MilesSeanworth> I think I'm going to lose my tea! Turns and does the same [12:58] <Fremziska> OH AND PHOENIX ROOTY IS THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON WHO CALLS ME 'Fremmy'! Whip whip whip whip [12:59] <Melnela> PAIN! PAINAINOWOWOWO! [12:59] <Melnela> Wait...does that mean you two are lovers-Whipped [12:59] <Fremziska and PhoenixRoot> NO! WE ARE NOT! [13:00] <PhoenixRoot> Turns around Okay Franziska, I think he's had enough...you're going to kill him! He's going to be hospitalized as it is! [13:00] <Fremziska> Whips Root I WILL BE DONE WHEN I'M CONTENT WITH MY WORK! [13:00] <Fremziska> Whips Melnela in the groin several times [16:48] [13:01] <Melnela> OH MERCIFUL CRAP- [13:01] <Fremziska> SILENCE! whips [13:01] <Melnela> Whipped! Auuugh....... [13:02] <PhoenixRoot> Rubbing side Man that whip really hurts when she use it like that... [13:02] <Fremziska> Okay, I'm content now :D! [13:02] <PhoenixRoot> (And her mood changes just like that...this is one dangerous woman...) [13:03] <Fremziska> Turning to melnela and if you EVER whips EVER Whips again even THINK about flirting with me again, next time, it won't be the hospital... [13:03] <Fremziska> and don't you think about PhoenixRoot/Fremziska, or I'll whip you so hard you'll feel it when you're DEAD. [13:06] an ambulance can be heard outside [13:06] <Fremziska> Get out of my sight, fool. Spits on Melnela [13:06] Paramedics come in and take Melnela to the hospital Edited by Sean, Jul 6 2008, 05:30 PM.



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:56 PM Post #2
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[22:01] <>---November 29, 2007. Courtroom No 7.---<> [22:02] <Judge> Court is now in session. [22:04] <Judge> So...apparently, this court is supposed to determine if Jeffdot is lying about his identity, and is really someone else. [22:05] <Jeffdot> ...ha! Well, if you're canoeing down a sidewalk without a paddle, and you're going at a steady rate of 80 MPH, how many pancakes does it take to cover the side of a doghouse? [22:06] <PhoenixRoot> ...Mr. Jeffdot, can you please for once, make SOME sense! [16:50] <Jeffdot> Sips can Can you, Mr. Rote, make a statement for once without being ignorant?! [22:06] <PhoenixRoot> JUST WHAT DID I SAY THAT WAS IGNORANT?! [22:07] <Jeffdot> Ignorant of your ignorance now, Rote? [22:07] <PhoenixRoot> ...Your Honor, can you PLEASE penalize him for this? [22:08] <Jeffdot> OBJECTION! Your Honor! It is impossible for the prosecution to have a penalty! I move to assign a penalty to the defense for this. [22:08] <Judge> I'm afraid Mr. Jeffdot is right, Mr. Root. You will have to be penalized for this-- [22:09] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! HOW DOES THAT WORK?! HE JUST SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT A PENALTY AND DOESN'T GET ONE?! [16:50] <PhoenixRoot> This is against the rules! It's unjust! [22:09] <Jeffdot> Screw the rules, I have MountainDew. [22:09] <PhoenixRoot> . . . [22:09] <Judge> Well he does have MountainDew... [22:10] <PhoenixRoot> (Urge to keep going...failing...) [22:10] <Judge> Anyway, I'm still going to assign a penalty to you Mr. Root. [22:10] ! ! ! [16:51] <PhoenixRoot> Why does this feel so familar? I'm getting assigned penalties that I don't even deserve or do ANYTHING for... [22:11] <Jeffdot> Mr. Rote, we can still HEAR you [22:11] <PhoenixRoot> ....CRAP**** [22:11] <Judge> Mr. Root! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?! PENALTY! [22:12] <Jeffdot> Hand-wave point YES! A PENALTY AND A CAN FOR YOU! Throws a can at Phoenix [22:12] ! ! [16:51] <PhoenixRoot> (Why....) [16:51] <PhoenixRoot> Hit by can and is furious [22:13] <PhoenixRoot> Okay Judge...and just what are you going to do about him THROWING things across the COURTROOM at me...? [22:13] <Judge> Hmm... [22:13] <Judge> Penalty! [22:13] <PhoenixRoot> (HAH! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID DOO- DOO HEAD!) [22:14] ! [22:14] <PhoenixRoot> (Wait...did I JUST GET ASSIGNED A PENALTY?!) [22:14] <PhoenixRoot> (ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHH) [16:52] <PhoenixRoot> ...Your Honor, why did you just assign me a penalty? [16:52] <Judge> Uhm....you're a tattle-tale. Yep, that seems like a good enough excus-I mean...reason.... [22:15] <PhoenixRoot> . . . [22:15] <Judge> Speechlessness will earn you a penalty. [22:15] <PhoenixRoot> What?! NO! I'm not speechless! No! Not me! [22:16] Wa-chee! [22:16] <PhoenixRoot> OW! [22:17] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty, concentrate. I will not be able to whip you in court anymore if you lose! NOW DO BETTER! Whips [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> Well you don't have to whip me. [22:17] <Judge> AHEM! Talking to the audience during the trial is frowned upon, and so is random outbursts of OW! [22:17] <Judge> I smell a penalty.... [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> (And I smell a bias...) [16:52] <PhoenixRoot> No matter. We shall now prove the guilt of Mr. Jeffdot... [22:18] <Judge> OH? What guilt? I didn't know he was guilty of any crime... [22:18] <PhoenixRoot> (And he seems even dumber now...) The guilt of Mr. Jeffdot LYING to us about having two names. [22:19] <Jeffdot> Chugging mountain dew, and placing cans on a stack next to him, which is now in the image of a robot ...Oh...were you saying something Rote? [22:20] <PhoenixRoot> ...is....is that a freakin' ROBOT MADE OF MOUNTAIN DEW CANS?! [22:20] <Jeffdot> Yes, Rote, how kind of you to notice him. He has a name you know. His name is Dennis, and he'd be prefer to be called by such. [16:52] Jeff: XD [16:53] <PhoenixRoot> ...okay, now I think you're just insane...that's a stack of friggin' MountainDew cans... [16:53] Yes, you have a robot named Dennis [16:53] <Jeffdot> Excuse me, but Dennis' orientation is his business, not yours Rote. [22:21] <Jeffdot> I move to assign a penalty-- [22:22] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! Okay Your Honor, that is a freakin' STACK of MountainDew cans, and you and everyone else in this courtroom KNOWS it. [22:22] <PhoenixRoot> The defendant Points DEMANDS NO PENALTY. [22:23] <Judge> Hmm...I'm not sure...that IS a pretty convincing fellow standing next to the prosecutor... [16:53] <PhoenixRoot> (IT'S. A. FREAKING. DISPLAY. OF. MOUNTAIN. DEW. CANS.) [22:24] <PhoenixRoot> Furthermore, I questioned Mr. Jeffdot's sanity, NOT the stupid MountainDew Robot's sanity or Archibald, whatever it's called. Incidentally, it can't HAVE sanity because it's INANIMATE [22:24] <Judge> The court accepts the defense's arguement. Mr. Jeffdot, are you feeling alright? [22:25] <Jeffdot> ...fine. But you better not make any more accusations against Dennis... [22:25] <PhoenixRoot> Sure...whatever...now Mr. Jeffdot, the question at hand...what is your real name? [22:25] <Jeffdot> Jeffdot. [22:26] <PhoenixRoot> Stop lying, we just proved that wasn't your real name earlier. [22:26] <Jeffdot> Throws a can of MountainDew at Root [22:26] <PhoenixRoot> OW! See Your Honor! He did it again! [22:26] <Judge> Huh? [22:26] <Jeffdot> Dennis did it. [16:54] <PhoenixRoot> BULLCRAP THAT STUPID STACK OF ALUMINUM THREW IT. IT WAS YOU MR. JEFFDOT [22:27] <Jeffdot> AHEM I told you not to make anymore accussations against Dennis! I DEMAND A PENALTY [16:54] <Judge> I'm sorry Mr. Rote, but you were warned. [16:54] <PhoenixRoot> Wait...no! OBJECTION! [22:28] : <MilesSeanworth> Calm down, Root. Jeffdot is trying to aggrivate you down to the point of forcing you out. Don't fall for it. [22:29] <PhoenixRoot> ...of course...it's obvious! [22:29] <PhoenixRoot> I didn't accuse that can of caffieneated poison of anything! It was Mr. Jeffdot I accused of throwing the can and NOT the robot! [22:29] : <MilesSeanworth> ? [16:55] <Judge> Why, you're right! [16:55] <Jeffdot> Well then...Mr. Rote, what do you think my name is? Hmm? Let me ask you that. [22:30] <PhoenixRoot> Well...Sheepish grin ...not Jeffdot?\ [22:31] : <MilesSeanworth> My, my....he's an aggrivating person.... [22:31] <PhoenixRoot> yes...he is...and I have next to no evidence on him! I don't know how I'm going to get him to crack. All I've got is the fact that he knows Angela...rather, that she was his sister... [22:31] : <MilesSeanworth> He just seems to be a big jerk with Kamina Shades.... [16:55] <PhoenixRoot> Well...Angela...I knew her pretty well...and I never knew that she had a brother named Jeffdot...? [22:33] <Jeffdot> ..ha! Sips can A weak arguement...she just must not have ever told you! [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> (Well it is true I didn't know much about her personal life...) [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> Hmm...well Mr. Jeffdot, there is another question that has been bothering me. [16:56] <Jeffdot> What's that Rote? Another ignorant question? [22:35] : <MilesSeanworth> Hmhmhmh......... [22:35] <PhoenixRoot> Your Kamina Shades...is there any reason you wear them? [22:35] <Jeffdot> Irrelevant, but no. [22:36] <PhoenixRoot> (Crap***...that got me no where fast) [22:36] : <MilesSeanworth> I know who you are, Jeffdot. Your personality is obvious. I won't say anything until Root does, though...since I can't prove anything but basis of personality. [22:36] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk, and a can slides down and sips* Is your inquisition done yet, Rote? [22:37] <Jeffdot> And who are you? Mr. Rote's buddy...hm...I know you.. [22:37] : <MilesSeanworth> What, have you forgotten an old friend so quickly? [22:37] <Jeffdot> You're Mr. Meter Sidecheap, aren't you?! [16:56] <MilesSeanworth> .....Miles M Seanworth, Prosecuting Attorney. [22:38] <Jeffdot> Old friend? ...ha! Don't make me laugh. I don't have any friends.... [22:38] <Jeffdot> ...! Kamina shades begin cracking [22:38] : <MilesSeanworth> .....It sounds like you're remembering me. [22:39] <Jeffdot> ...n-no, I have NO idea who you are. Chugs mountain dew [22:40] : <MilesSeanworth> Hmph. [22:40] <Jeffdot> Mr. Rote, your next slew of questions has better determine something, b-because I tell you, my patience is wearing very thin... [22:40] <Jeffdot> As thin as this refereshing bevereage is! Slams can on desk [22:40] : <MilesSeanworth> Takes out a can of iced tea Hmph...Chugs the entire can down in one go [16:56] <MilesSeanworth> Either you really don't remember...... [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> Or you're hoping refusing to acknowledge me as a friend will prevent Root from figuring you out. [22:41] <Jeffdot> Staring out at Seanworth ...is that... [22:41] : <MilesSeanworth> Isn't that true, Djeffgo Armitchell? [22:41] <Jeffdot> IS THAT ICE TEA?! [22:42] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk and shades crack and break [22:42] <Jeffdot> Nggh..... [22:42] <Jeffdot> ....I know...n-not...of t-this..'Djeffgo...A-Armitchell' [22:42] <Jeffdot> Give me some sort of proof I am this person, you tea-drinking PANSY! [16:57] <MilesSeanworth> ....pansy, am I? [22:43] <Jeffdot> Or YOU Rote...can't do this by yourself? Why don't YOU do it?! [22:43] <Jeffdot> I told you, my patience is wearing thin! [22:43] <MilesSeanworth> I suppose I cannot prove that you are Djeffgo Armitchell. [22:43] <MilesSeanworth> But Root can. [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> What can I do?! I have no evidence...I can't do it... [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> ...wait... [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> If Angela's name was...Armitchell...that would mean... [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! I can PROVE that you are Diego Armitchell...with your OWN testimony, Mr. Jeffdot! [22:45] <Jeffdot> ...WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! Leans on desk, shades cracking [22:45] <Jeffdot> Do it then, y-you coward! You c-can't do it...can you?! [22:45] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks Fine then, as you like it... [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> Presents Angela [22:46] <Jeffdot> ...ha! I knew you were a load of bogus! I don't even know what this means [22:46] <Jeffdot> And frankly, I don't really care [22:46] <Jeffdot> All I know is...it's YOUR fault she's dead! [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> Smirking [16:57] <MilesSeanworth> I didn't expect you to become your own undoing, Djeffgo. [22:49] <Jeffdot> Ngh...(he's not intimidated at all....)...what are smirking about? [16:57] QUIET YOU! [16:58] <PhoenixRoot> This is Angela Armitchell...your sister, so you claim. [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> You testified to as such earlier. [22:51] <Jeffdot> Yeah....sips can ....so? [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> You don't get it, do you? Angela Armitchell.... [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> I know for a fact that she wasn't married.. [22:52] <MilesSeanworth> Heh. heh. heh........ [22:52] <PhoenixRoot> That means, your last name must be ARMITCHELL AS WELL! [22:52] <PhoenixRoot> So what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Armitchell?! [22:52] <Jeffdot> ............................................................... [22:52] <Jeffdot> .........................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [22:52] <Jeffdot> Shades break [22:53] <Jeffdot> Begins chugging MountainDew repeatly and nailing the cans at Root [22:53] <PhoenixRoot> TAKE COVER Hides below desk [16:58] Wa-chee! [22:53] : <MilesSeanworth> Successfully smacks every can away [22:53] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Fremmy! This is NOT the time to be whipping me! [22:53] : <MilesSeanworth> DJEFFGO, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! [22:53] <Fremziska> Take it like a man! [16:59] <MilesSeanworth> Why did you abandon your past?! [22:53] <Jeffdot> ....slows down his pace, and eventually stops [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> Stands up... [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> Indeed...why? [22:54] : <MilesSeanworth> Djeffgo....we were once grand friends...... .....!!!! [22:54] : <MilesSeanworth> What happened 6 years ago, Djeffgo? [22:55] : <MilesSeanworth> I do not know the details. What transpired 6 years ago? [22:55] <Jeffdot> ....everything happened 6 years ago. [22:56] <Jeffdot> ...I was poisoned...and slipped into a coma. [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> ...... [22:56] <PhoenixRoot> .... [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> ...!!!!!! [22:56] <Judge> ... [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> THAT'S RIGHT! [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> I remember now.....how did I forget! [22:56] <PhoenixRoot> (Djeffgo Armitchell...it sounds vaguely familiar...) [16:59] : <MilesSeanworth> YOU WERE RIGHT THERE IN THE COURTROOM! [22:57] : <MilesSeanworth> Something happened during the trial in which both Angela and Myself were having our first case! [22:57] <Jeffdot> You were always an ignorant one, Seanworth...it's surprising you didn't know this whole time. sips can [22:57] <Jeffdot> Yes, I was being brutually 'murdered' as it were. [22:57] <Jeffdot> However, it did not kill me. [22:57] <Jeffdot> FOR I AM BRAVE-- [22:58] <Fremziska> Whips Jeffdot NONE OF THAT! I WILL SHOW YOU THAT YOU ARE NOTHING [22:58] <Jeffdot> Ngh...fine... [17:00] : <MilesSeanworth> It....it all came back to me as well......it was Angela Armitchell's first case...as well as my own....the trial ended prematurely, I believe, due to a crisis.......you were assisting her during the trial. [23:00] <Jeffdot> Hmph....I suppose it's no use trying to cover anything up then? ...ha! [23:01] <Jeffdot> Well then, Mr. Seanworth...why don't you explain this? [17:00] : <MilesSeanworth> You want me to explain, what, exactly? [23:02] <Jeffdot> Exactly what happened, to Mr. Rote over there. [23:03] : <MilesSeanworth> What happened to Root? .......Wait...are you refering to the case that transpired a few months after the one I mentioned......!? [23:03] <Jeffdot> No, you idiot...explain what happened to ME to Mr. Rote. [23:03] <Jeffdot> Throws a can of MountainDew at Seanworth [23:04] : <MilesSeanworth> Catches and tosses it aside [23:04] <Jeffdot> Hmph...I don't know what you're going to prove by doing this, Rote... [23:04] <Jeffdot> But yeah, you got me. My real name...is Djeffgo Armitchell...nice to meet you...but I still hate you, Rote..you'll see why [23:05] <MilesSeanworth> Anyway...It's been 6 years, but as we already know, it was the first case of a rookie defense attorney....Angela. and a rookie prosecutor, me. I don't know much about the details...but I BELIEVE Djeffgo was interrogating a suspect, Da.......D.....D......!!!!! Wait.......are you s-s-saying....SHE Poisoned you?! [23:06] <Jeffdot> No...it doesn't take you long does it? ...ha! [23:06] <Jeffdot> sips can Yeah...it was her. I don't know how she did it either. [23:07] <MilesSeanworth> .............Dahlia Hawthorne poisoned you....and a few months later, in another case ...... Angela Armitchell was in another case.....in which Angela discovered to having poisoned someone...and attempted to poison someone else.....but failed. [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> That person is... [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> ...... [17:00] <MilesSeanworth> why don't you ask him yourself? [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth...you don't mean... [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> He's standing right next to me. [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> !!!



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:57 PM Post #3
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[23:08] <PhoenixRoot> ...you c-c-can't be serious! [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> ....wait..... [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> Sweating [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> I only know those details from you...when exactly did you MEET HER? [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> It was...exactly 6 years ago.... [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> It's...ironic, I met her in the courthouse. [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> ..........you met her on the exact day Djeffgo Armitchell was poisoned. [23:09] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> What happened when you met? [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> ...i-it's...not something...I-I want to talk about... [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> It's..okay....tell everyone. [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> That part of my life is over, as it stands. However, she kept trying to give me....a small bottle. [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> ....Dahlia Hawthorne....could not be taken away due to a lack of evidence of the poisoning..... [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> Because it was inadvertantly held by another person. [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> ...no..I... [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> ...I didn't...mean...to... [23:11] <Jeffdot!> ...ha! So I have yet another reason to hate you, Rote! [17:00] [<Jeffdot> Sips can A coward who can protect someone, and an accomplice to murder... [17:01] <PhoenixRoot> (No...no! I can't let this end like this...)..... [17:02] <MilesSeanworth> ....Dahlia Hawthorne....could not be taken away due to a lack of evidence of the poisoning..... :<MilesSeanworth> Because it was inadvertantly held by another person. :<PhoenixRoot> ...no..I... :<PhoenixRoot> ...I didn't...mean...to... :<Jeffdot!> ...ha! So I have yet another reason to hate you, Rote! [22:12] <MilesSeanworth> another reason? [22:13] <MilesSeanworth> Takes a sip from his Nestea can, curious [22:13] <MilesSeanworth> I would like to hear this...why do you hate him? [22:14] <Jeffdot> Sips can ...ha! You should know, Seanworth. He helped the woman who poisoned me get away....and the other reason. [22:14] <MilesSeanworth> ....You can't be serious, Djeffgo.... [22:15] <Jeffdot> ...why shouldn't I be? It's his fault she's dead. [22:15] <Jeffdot> ...and I'll never forgive him for it! Throws can at Root [17:02] <PhoenixRoot> MY GOD * Ducks* [22:15] <MilesSeanworth> How is it his fault.....he had no control of what happened........ [22:16] <PhoenixRoot> Enough of this Jeffdot! Points It is NOT my fault. [22:16] <Jeffdot> Yes it is, Rote. It's all your fault. How come you couldn't protect her? Hmm? [22:16] <MilesSeanworth> ......This case has certainly taken a turn...for the interesting! [22:16] <Jeffdot> Too busy je-- [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> Desk slam! That's where I draw the line Jeffdot. [22:17] <MilesSeanworth> !! [22:17] <MilesSeanworth> Hands Root an empty can Shhh....Hehehe... [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> You can hate me if you want, but don't get into mediocre insults like that! [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> After all it was you who got yourself poisoned! [17:02] <PhoenixRoot> and let me ask you this...points HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EYE OFF YOUR PRECIOUS MOUNTAINDEW LONG ENOUGH FOR HER TO POISON YOU?! [22:18] <Jeffdot> ARGGGGH! [22:18] <MilesSeanworth> Root, I believe this is enough [22:19] <MilesSeanworth> I believe we were in the middle of a case here...... [17:03] <PhoenixRoot> This is the case though... [22:19] <MilesSeanworth> However.....there is a reason I had Djeffgo reveal himself. [22:19] <MilesSeanworth> You admit to being Djeffgo Armitchell, and you admit to detesting Dahlia Hawthorne, for poisioning you? [22:20] <Jeffdot> You're forgetting one thing, Seanworth... [22:20] <Jeffdot> One important person. [22:20] <MilesSeanworth> .... [22:20] <Jeffdot> MountainDew slides down the desk. Sips [22:20] <Jeffdot> Where is Mr. Phoenix Rote in all of this shabang? [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> Hmph..... [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> I answer that with a question of my own [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> Why is Fremsizka and myself sitting with the defense? I'll tell you why. [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> We're all important parts to this case. [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> Even you, Djeffgo! [17:05] <MilesSeanworth> In fact...this seemingly pointless line of questioning has given you one thing. [22:22] <MilesSeanworth> Know what that is [22:22] <Jeffdot> Hah! You maybe, but Rote's girlfriend over there? You're even more of an ignorant fool than I thought! [17:05] <Fremziska> I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE SHREDS WITH MY WHIP FOR THAT YOU MOUNTAINDEW OBSESSED TURKEYHEAD! [22:23] <Fremziska> SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOURSELF! [17:05] <MilesSeanworth> Know what you did upon yourself, old friend? [22:23] <PhoenixRoot> O.O; [22:23] <MilesSeanworth> You gave yourself a motive [22:23] <PhoenixRoot> You have NO idea what you've just unleashed Jeffdot... [22:24] <PhoenixRoot> Miles, help me calm Fremziska down, she's trying to climb over the desk! [22:24] <MilesSeanworth> Right. [22:24] Later.... [22:24] <Judge> Uh...why is Ms. von Karma tied to a chair with her own whip, with duct tape over her mouth?. [22:25] <PhoenixRoot> So she doesn't try to kill the prosecuting attorney - much to many people's dismay, we kind of need him to proceed [22:25] <PhoenixRoot> Also, so she doesn't bite me for doing this to her. I'll deal with those consequences later. Glances toward Fremziska and almost insnstantly glances away [22:25] <MilesSeanworth> So...Djeffgo. You might have just become your own undoing [17:06] <Jeffdot> ..ha! Yeah right. Prove it. [22:26] <MilesSeanworth> By telling us your story, you've givven yourself motive for killing Elise Deauxnim. [22:26] <MilesSeanworth> It is now up to Root to prove that YOU are the murderer here. [22:26] <Jeffdot> I'm waiting Mr. Seanworth. Prove it. [22:26] <Jeffdot> ...ha! You're giving that job to Rote? Then I'm as good as a free man now! [22:27] <MilesSeanworth> You shouldn't underestimate the successor to your own sister, Djeffgo. [22:27] <Jeffdot> ...(Ngh...). He's not even a fragment of the lawyer she was. [22:27] <MilesSeanworth> Keep telling yourself that. [22:28] <MilesSeanworth> Denial is a river in egypt....Drinks [22:28] <Jeffdot> I will, stupid iced-tea pansy. [17:06] <MilesSeanworth> Sits down, and watches Coffee is too bitter to me, and plain tea tastes like poo-water. [22:28] <MilesSeanworth> Besides, my taste in drinks is not the one on trial here. [22:29] <Jeffdot> Neither is mine. Now stop drinking that in front of Dennis, you're making him nervous. [22:29] <PhoenixRoot> Fuming Miles....can I borrow that cup you have? [22:29] <MilesSeanworth> I need this, sorry. [22:30] <MilesSeanworth> Places the can among a pyramid Dennis, meet the Nubinator Mark II [22:30] <PhoenixRoot> Picks up a MountainDew can off the floor [22:30] <MilesSeanworth> Presses a button, and the Nubinator fires a can at Dennis, knocking him to pieces Grin [22:30] <PhoenixRoot> Throws the can at Dennis, shattering him to pieces [22:31] <PhoenixRoot> THERE THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF DENNIS AND YOU [17:07] <PhoenixRoot> Opens a can of Root Beer, and drinks [22:32] <PhoenixRoot> Spits into Jeffdot's face [22:32] <MilesSeanworth> ...Oh my. [22:32] <Jeffdot> Wow, Rote. I didn't you were-AUGH DEAR GOD MY FACE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FACE! [22:33] <Jeffdot> AUUUUUUUUUUUGH! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! [22:33] <PhoenixRoot> You think THAT'S bad?! THINK OF WHAT FREMMY IS GOING TO DO TO YOU WHEN WE UNTIE HER FROM THIS CHAIR! [22:33] <Jeffdot> But aren't you tw- [22:33] <PhoenixRoot> NO. [22:33] <MilesSeanworth> Geez.... [22:33] <Jeffdot> but I thought- [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> NO. Holds up stapler, level with Jeffdot's eyes. [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> Even your precious Kamina Shades won't protect you. Slowly lowers it* [17:07] <MilesSeanworth> I think you should return to the case.....drinks [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> He deserved every moment of that [22:35] <Jeffdot> Leaning on the desk, Shades cracking [22:35] <PhoenixRoot> Now, I am fairly sure that you have sufficient motive for murdering Ms. Elise Deauxnim. [22:36] <Jeffdot> That's what Seanworth said, and I'm going to ask you the same question - can you prove it? [22:36] <PhoenixRoot> Yes I can, actually... [22:37] <Jeffdot> ...(Ngh!) ....then do it. [22:37] <MilesSeanworth> Heheh.... [17:07] <MilesSeanworth> HOLD IT! [22:40] <PhoenixRoot> Oh buggers.. [22:40] <MilesSeanworth> DJEFFGO, YOU'RE PREGNANT, AND ROOT IS THE FATHER! [17:08] Everyone in the courtroom becomes dead silent [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> ....right, sorry for my random outburst. I just wanted to see the look on Djeffgo's face [22:41] <PhoenixRoot> No, Mr. Seanworth. Please try not to get me assigned a penalty...I only have one left. [22:41] <Judge> Correct.. [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> Resume, Root. [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> Sits down [22:41] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...anyway... [17:08] <MilesSeanworth> Quietly to self Mini-vans go vroooooom.... [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers to Miles Stop that already. [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Ms. Elise Deauxnim....she was actually... [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Points MS. AMY ARMITCHELL [22:42] <Jeffdot> ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! [22:42] <Jeffdot> My MOTHER?! [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Your mom. [17:08] <Jeffdot> .... [22:43] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [22:43] <PhoenixRoot> Sheepish grin ....well it's true! [22:43] <Judge> While it may be true, Mr. Root, I must say it was a bad pun and I should assign a penalty to you [22:43] <Judge> But since you're one penalty away from losing by default, I'm obviously going to be more lenient [22:44] <Jeffdot> And if I were to murder him in the night with an axe, I'd be arrested....this is justice?! [22:44] <Jeffdot> Rote, do you understand you just indicted me on killing my own MOTHER? For what motive do I have that?! [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> ...revenge. [17:09] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [22:45] <Jeffdot> For WHAT?! You're grasping Root! Sips can [22:45] <MilesSeanworth> there is a different reason, Root. Think..... [22:45] <Jeffdot> For that one time when she punished me for drinking too much caffiene!? [22:45] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [22:45] <PhoenixRoot> But you DO drink too much caffiene...you mean to say that you did that when you were a KID?! [22:46] <Jeffdot> OF COURSE! Chugs drink HOW DO YOU THINK I LEARNED TO CHUG THIS SO WELL!?" [17:09] <Jeffdot> Throws can at Root [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> Augh! No! hit anyway [22:46] <MilesSeanworth> Why....did he murder her? [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> No, no nonono.... [22:48] <PhoenixRoot> It was obviously for a different reason, Mr. Jeffdot [22:48] <Jeffdot> ...ha! Please enlighten me, Rote. [22:48] <PhoenixRoot> She was a channeler...and she planned on channeling...HER...that night....didn't she, Mr. Jeffdot? [22:48] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [22:49] <MilesSeanworth> ! [22:49] <PhoenixRoot> Nods [22:49] <Jeffdot> ...you... [22:49] <PhoenixRoot> Yes. I mean, she was going to channel the spirit of DAHLIA HAWTHORNE! [22:50] <PhoenixRoot> and you knew it! Of course, knowing what she did to you when she was alive, you didn't want to know what she was going to do when she was dead. [22:50] <PhoenixRoot> ...You did it...to 'protect' everyone... [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> OR DID YOU DO IT FOR REVENGE AGAINST DAHLIA HAWTHORNE?! THE WOMAN WHO RUINED YOUR LIFE! [17:10] <PhoenixRoot> The e-evil woman! The e-evil woman! [22:51] <Judge> Mr. Root, need I remind you that you are NOT a musician? Moreover, you are not a memeber of ELO... [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> ....My apologies, Your Honor. [17:10] <Jeffdot> ...very interesting Mr. Rote. Sips can [22:53] <Jeffdot> So you're saying that I would murder my own mother to satisfy the rage inside me that wanted to kill Dahlia Hawthorne, whom my mother was channeling? [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> ...essentially. whispers to Seanworth Anytime you want to jump in here to tell me I'm grasping here, would be wonderful.. [22:54] <MilesSeanworth> You're on the right track. Think. What happens when someone channels another? [22:54] <MilesSeanworth> What happens to their physical appearance? [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> Naturally, it changes... [22:55] <Jeffdot> ....how the CRAP did you know what I was going to ask next [22:55] <PhoenixRoot> Grins Your methods are getting repetitive Mr. Jeffdot... [22:55] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk, shades cracking... [22:58] <PhoenixRoot> Points You were so consumed with rage, that you killed who you thought was Dahlia Hawthrone, while it was actually your mother! [22:58] <Jeffdot> Nggh.... [22:59] <Jeffdot> But why would my mother do that? [17:10] <PhoenixRoot> That is irrelevant! [22:59] <Jeffdot> No, it's not! I had to put up with your ignorant bullcrap all of this case, now answer the question! [23:00] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! It's irrelevant because all that matters is that it HAPPENED [23:00] <PhoenixRoot> Whether or not it happened is all that matters here. Why it did is a question for another time, Mr. Jeffdot. [23:00] <Jeffdot> Grimace ...crap.... [23:01] <Jeffdot> Fine then, whatever...so what if my mother channeled that evil woman... [23:01] <Jeffdot> That doesn't prove that I actually killed her - that proves that I hate Dahlia Hawthorne - and I suppose it can't hurt, I do. [23:02] <Jeffdot> I hate Dahlia Hawthorne...I'm sure you would too if you were poisoned like that. [23:03] <PhoenixRoot> Scratches chin Hmm... [23:03] <PhoenixRoot> (Well he IS right...) [23:04] <Jeffdot> ...ha! I knew it...you don't even have a case, do you Rote?! [17:10] <MilesSeanworth> asleep, face against the desk [23:06] <Jeffdot> Seanworth, I told you...he's not a shred of the lawyer my sister was! Can slam! [23:07] .<PhoenixRoot> Mr. Jeffdot what are you doing...PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON! [23:07] <Jeffdot> ..ha! PANTS ARE FOR CHUMS, LIKE ICED TEA AND ROOT BEER! [23:07] <PhoenixRoot> YOU TAKE THAT BACK! MORE SPECFICALLY YOU TAKE THE PART ABOUT THE ROOT BEER BACK! [23:07] <Jeffdot> Make me, Rote! [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> Zzzz.........Big Posh Sod....plums....mouth...mrrpgh... [17:12] <PhoenixRoot> Burger King. Work the drive-thru. [23:09] <Jeffdot> Ugh! Burger King?! YEAH RIGHT! [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> Leans back, and accidentally falls out of chair, and pocket knife cuts the whip holding Fremsizka [23:09] WHAM! [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> Ow....Opens eyes what? [23:10] <Jeffdot> The drive-thru to boot? What are you trying to insinuate here...? [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> .....Oh.....I...um....accidentally set Fremsizka free. [23:10] <Fremziska> REVENGE! Literally begins flying towards Jeffdot, Whip in hand [17:13] <PhoenixRoot> OH GOD NO! Jumps up and throws himself after Fremziska> [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> What have I done? [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> (I really need to start thinking these things out before I do them...I know what's going through each and every one of their minds right now...and if anyone says anything....oh god...it'll all be over...) [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> DAMMIT ROOT, NO! YOU INVOKED MURPHY'S LAW! [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> About to land on Fremziska* (Yeah...this is DEFINIATELY going to suck...) [17:13] <PhoenixRoot> Lands on top of Fremziska, in the middle of the room and tackles her [23:12] .... [23:12] <Jeffdot> Wow...seriously Rote...get a room [23:12] <MilesSeanworth> Stifles a laugh [23:12] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH [23:12] <PhoenixRoot> Pushes Fremziska behind defendant's stand MILES HOLD HER. [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> Takes a stapler and shoots a staple into Jeffdot's eyes, Shattering his shades [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> THE NEXT ONE WON'T MISS! [17:14] <MilesSeanworth> Uhhh.....I didn't take my cootie shot this morning. Chuckle [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> Goes back to the Defendant's stand [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> Holds up stapler to Seanworth's eyes [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> ...you were saying? [23:13] <MilesSeanworth> Point taken [23:14] <MilesSeanworth> Gotta admit, twas funny [23:14] <PhoenixRoot> No, it wasn't. [23:14] <MilesSeanworth> It was. [23:14] <PhoenixRoot> Duct tapes Fremziska to chair, and whipers something in her ear [23:14] <PhoenixRoot> not. [23:14] <Jeffdot> So that's how you l- [23:14] <MilesSeanworth> What did you tell her? [17:14] <PhoenixRoot> Jeffdot, you have NO idea how much pain you're going to be in by the end of this. [23:15] <Jeffdot> I never knew you liked- [23:15] <PhoenixRoot> NO! Shoots a staple at Jeffdot's eyes' [23:15] <Jeffdot> AUGHH! PAIN! [23:15] <PhoenixRoot> It's just a flesh wound! [23:16] <MilesSeanworth> THE SHADES, THEY DO NOTHING! [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> Turning to Miles That she could have her revenge AFTER the case. [23:16] <MilesSeanworth> On Djeffgo, you mean, right?) [23:16] <Jeffdot> Manages to remove staples and put on Kamina Shades [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> For your sake, I hope so. [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> As I was saying Mr. Jeffdot...the drive-thru would be ideal for you. [23:17] <Jeffdot> Psh. Whatever. Drive-thru [17:15] <Jeffdot> Not that bad. Drinks Can [23:17] <MilesSeanworth> Why did I fall asleep? Didn't I make sure to put extra sugar in my Nestea? ....or did I mix up the sugar and sleeping pill containers again [23:17] <Jeffdot> I'd get free MountainDew as well! ha! [23:18] <MilesSeanworth> Drinks, and falls asleep ZZzzzzzz [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> ...WHOPPER! [23:18] <MilesSeanworth> I'M READY FOR BATTLE, CAPTAIN! Jumps up on top of the stand [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> ...get down, Seanworth [23:19] <MilesSeanworth> ....;; k [23:19] <Jeffdot> ...you better not-- [23:19] <MilesSeanworth> Whacks Jeffdot in the head with a plastic lightsaber [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Whopper! WHOPPER NO ONION [23:19] <MilesSeanworth> Sits [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Large FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEES!!! [17:15] <MilesSeanworth> ...wow [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> ...Grins [23:20] <Jeffdot> Shades cracking again [23:20] <Jeffdot> Rote...I REALLY hate you right now [23:20] Suddenly, a van breaks through the wall <MilesSeanworth> O_O; [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers in a high pitched voice and the PICKELS! [17:16] <Damien Natolant> SWIMMING, ANYBODY?! [23:20] <Jeffdot> AUGH! NOOOOOOOOO [23:20] <Jeffdot> ...who are you? [23:21] <PhoenixRoot> NO! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! Takes off attorney's badge, and begins walking towards Natolant [23:21] <MilesSeanworth> To Jeffdot Let's call a truce and kill Natolant* [17:16] <MilesSeanworth> To Jeffdot Let's call a truce and kill Natolant* [23:21] <Natolant> Don't want to go swimming, Rooty? [23:22] <PhoenixRoot> THE POWER OF THE ATTORIST COMPEL YOU! [23:22] <Fremziska> MMRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHPHHAA! [23:22] <Damien Natolant> NOO! NOT THe POWER OF THE ATTORNIST! [17:16] <Natolant> Is that Mrs Fremsizka Root? <MilesSeanworth> Wow, if you wanted to die, you could have just shot yourself and saved the trouble? [17:18] <Natolant> ? [23:23] <PhoenixRoot> Stops in his tracks, and very slowly says [23:23] <Fremziska> . . . staring at Natolant [23:23] <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth....let Fremziska go... [23:23] <PhoenixRoot> NOW. [23:23] <MilesSeanworth> Gladly. frees Fremziska [23:23] <Natolant: O_O;;; [23:24] <Damien Natolant> Ms. Fremziska Root! Would you and your husband like to go swimming?! [23:24] <MilesSeanworth> This is going to be an ugly death..... [23:24] <MilesSeanworth> Grabs popcorn [17:18] <Fremziska> YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS UNTIL I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR FACE AND OBLITERATE YOU TO SMITHERINES OFF THE FACE OF THIS GALAXY [23:24] <MilesSeanworth> O_O [23:25] <Jeffdot> WHAT DA HELL'S GOING ON HERE?! [23:25] <PhoenixRoot> Throws a brick at Jeffdot [23:25] <Jeffdot> Augh! Knocked out [23:25] <PhoenixRoot> Deal with HIM later. [23:25] <Natolant> OH...my...um.....boyfriend is calling! [23:25] <Natolant> LATER! [23:25] <Natolant> Runs [23:25] <Fremziska> NO YOU DON'T, PUNK [23:26] <Fremziska> Lasso's whip and catches Natolant [23:26] <Natolant> ...ofux. [17:18] <Natolant> I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW! [23:26] <Fremziska> Grins maliciously I'm going to enjoy this SO VERY VERY MUCH [23:26] <Natolant> Meep! [23:27] <Fremziska> Begins whipping Natolant so fast the whip catches fire, but she keeps on whipping [23:27] <PhoenixRoot> Stands back near Seanworth at the defendant's stand [23:27] <PhoenixRoot> Is this even POSSIBLE? [17:19] <Natolant> No! No! NOOOOOOOOO! PAIN! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP [23:27] <Natolant> Explodes into a JoJo Esque bloody mess [23:28] <Fremziska> IT'LL NEVER STOP YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL FROM A LAND OF FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS THAT THINK OF FOOLISH THOUGHTS THAT ONLY FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS OF FOOLISHNESS WOULD EVER FOOLISHLY THINK IN THE ACTS OF TOMFOOLERLY! FOOL! [23:28] <Natolant> More than dead [23:29] <Fremziska> Not even panting WHO IS NEXT?! [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> Points to Jeffdot [23:29] <Fremziska> Looking between Seanworth and Jeffdot [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> I DID NOTHING! [23:29] <Fremziska> Notices Jeffdot passed out on the ground [23:29] <Fremziska> You.... [23:29] <Fremziska> Looking at Seanworth You... [23:30] <MilesSeanworth> Y-you wouldn't hurt your adoptave brother, right? [17:19] <Fremziska> Smiling Of course not! Why would you think that?! [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> (I bet you he's thinking 'Thank the LORD that she has such a short attention span...') [23:31] <MilesSeanworth> (Thank the LORD she has such a short attention span...and can be satisfied with chocolate...) [23:31] <Jeffdot> Mmf....what happened?... [23:31] <Jeffdot> Gets up [23:31] <MilesSeanworth> I think that court should be adjorned for the day.... [23:31] <Jeffdot> Eyes wide open She's not tied down.... [23:31] <Jeffdot> Oh poopy.... [23:32] <Fremziska> Staring at Jeffdot [17:19] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [23:32] <Fremziska> Locking onto target... [23:33] <Fremziska> TARGET LOCKED. PREPARE FOR TOTAL WHIP-RELATED ANNIHILATION. [17:20] <MilesSeanworth> Hmmm...Fremziska, I'll give you a plate of candy if you only slightly hurt Jeffdot. [23:33] <Jeffdot> Oh well, this can't be good. [23:33] <Jeffdot> ...really, would you do that for me Seanworth?! [23:33] <Fremziska> Turns to Seanworth [23:33] <MilesSeanworth> Natolant deserved death. You...don't..... [23:34] <MilesSeanworth> You only deserve pain. [23:34] <Fremziska> Yes Seanworth...would you REALLY do that for him Holds up whip [23:34] <MilesSeanworth> .......holds out plate of candy [23:34] <Fremziska> Yay candy! Takes candy [23:34] <Jeffdot> Whew... [23:35] <Fremziska> eating candy [23:35] <Fremziska> Puts plate down [23:35] <Fremziska> Now it's your turn Jeffdot! [23:35] <MilesSeanworth> RUN! [23:35] <Jeffdot> ...uh-oh. [23:35] <Fremziska> Run and pain becomes worse. [17:20] <Jeffdot> I'm torn...if I run and make it I don't get pain...if I run and don't make it I get MORE pain... [23:36] <Fremziska> TOO LATE! Begins whipping Jeff really, really fast [23:36] <MilesSeanworth> She's oblivious to the fandom's desired pairings, right? [23:36] <Fremziska> Kicks Jeff in the buddies [23:36] <Jeffdot> Oh merciful.... [23:37] <Fremziska> YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF 'MERCY' FOOL! [23:37] <Fremziska> WHIP WHIP WHIP WHIP [23:37] <Jeff> Mrrf...pa...in..wheeze [23:37] <PhoenixRoot> That's the problem...the fact that they're desired [23:38] <PhoenixRoot> But no, she's not oblivious to it, per se... [23:38] <PhoenixRoot> More like 'unwilling to accept' [23:39] <MilesSeanworth> ......She murdered every Fremsiska x Adrian fanatic, didn't she? [23:39] <PhoenixRoot> and you may be thinking to yourself 'Why then, aren't you murdering Jeffdot with her'? [23:39] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, basically. [17:21] <PhoenixRoot> She'll murder every Fremziska x Anyone fanatic. [23:39] <Jeffdot> Gu...ys....littl....e...he....lp? wheeze [23:40] <Fremziska> NO HELP! EVER! WHIP WHIP WHIP! [23:40] Whip is now on fire [23:40] <PhoenixRoot> Nah, don't help him [23:40] <MilesSeanworth> That...drastically reduces the population, given how many pairings there are. [23:40] <PhoenixRoot> Right, but really, only the ones concerning her...it's bad enough that people are doing Me x Her. [23:41] <PhoenixRoot> And honestly, look at all the hurt she's putting on those people points at Jeffdot [23:41] <PhoenixRoot> I really don't think I can I could compete with that...plus, it's much more entertaining this way [23:41] <Fremziska> ...AND SOME OF THESE WHIPS AND SOME OF THESE Whips [23:42] <MilesSeanworth> I refuse to acknowledge the fandom's pairing of us. [23:42] Whip finally disintergrates [23:42] <Fremziska> Aw...my whip disintergrated .....good thing I always carry a spare [23:42] <Jeffdot> Ugh! And here I thought it was over.... [23:42] <Jeffdot> She carries a freakin' SPARE... [17:21] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...me too....luckily I haven't seen any of those. [23:43] <PhoenixRoot> Why do people want Me x Fremziska anyway? That's what I want to know... [23:43] <Fremziska> Bwhahahhahah..ha-Cough, hack, wheeze [23:43] <Fremziska> cough I need to get this checked out... [23:43] <Jeffdot> Yes...please...do that and...stop hurting me... [23:43] <Fremziska> Nah...I'll live [23:43] <Jeffdot> Mmf...whimper [23:44] <MilesSeanworth> ....I dunno why ANY pairing exists....like....there really aren't any remotely close to canon. [23:44] <PhoenixRoot> Well, I can tell you THAT... [23:44] <PhoenixRoot> Overactive Fan Imaginations... [17:21] <MilesSeanworth> The things I've seen...... [23:45] <PhoenixRoot> However, some of them have merit because the characters are just asking for it....but sometimes...just no. [23:45] <PhoenixRoot> They may get SOME merit, but if they do, it's not much... [17:22] <MilesSeanworth> I guess some of the pairings are...dare I say it, cute. [23:45] <Jeffdot> Any more of this and I'm going to DIE! Cough( [23:46] <Fremziska> ...oh well! You'll livE! [23:46] <Jeffdot> ...no I won't! [23:46] <Fremziska> Quit your whining, fool! whips [23:46] <MilesSeanworth> I wouldn't argue with.....oh, too late. [23:46] <Fremziska> ....Stops in mid-whip [23:46] <Fremziska> Turns toward Seanworth [23:46] <Fremziska> What...did you just say? [17:22] <MilesSeanworth> I said I wouldn't argue with you.... [23:47] <Fremziska> Before that [23:47] <PhoenixRoot> HOLD IT! [23:47] <MilesSeanworth> ....uh [23:47] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers to Seanworth Consider carefully...tell her the truth and consider the consequence...then consider of the consequence of LYING to her.....and you better have reasons for either answer... [23:47] <PhoenixRoot> Carry on. [23:47] <Jeffdot> Mommy... [23:48] <MilesSeanworth> I refuse to acknowledge the fan pairings? [23:48] <Fremziska> You're lying to me....I can SMELL it... [23:49] <MilesSeanworth> that IS what I said..... [23:49] <Fremziska> Cracks whip SPIT IT OUT OR ELSE [23:49] <MilesSeanworth> ...some of the pairings are actually kinda...sorta...maybe...cute-ish? [17:23] <Fremziska> ...that's what I thought. stares into Sean's eyes [23:49] <Fremziska> Now...consider carefully your answer, Mr. Miles Seanworth....just what pairing do you consider CUTE......? [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> ......I refuse to tell on the grounds it'll be painful for me [23:50] <Jeffdot> Mmf.....ambulance....sanitation...band-aids....ointment...less pain... [23:50] <Jeffdot> Even some friggin' ice would be nice [23:51] <Fremziska> Cracks whip in other direction, causing a can of Mountain Dew to land on Jeffdot's open wounds [23:51] <Jeffdot> (Must...not...cry.....) [23:51] <Fremziska> Tell me....or else....it'll be more painful [23:51] <PhoenixRoot> Better tell hear Seanworth...this isn't looking good. [23:52] <MilesSeanworth> ....the Fremziska x Adrian pairing? Jumps to feet and runs like he has a fire under him, out of the courtroom [23:52] <Fremziska> Watch this, Mr. Phoenix Rooty...watch the power of my almighty whip...Cracks whip out the door, and it chases after and catches Seanworth [23:53] <MilesSeanworth> I'm going to die now, aren't I? [17:24] <Fremziska> Brings back Seanworth ...I told you Mr. Miles Seanworth. I can smell lies...AND I CAN SMELL YOU LYING! TELL THE TRUTH! [23:53] <Fremziska> That depends. [23:53] <PhoenixRoot> Nods grimly at Sean Now you choose your final decision...is that your final answer, Miles? [23:54] <Jeffdot> Sobbing on the floor [23:54] <MilesSeanworth> Serious face That is my final answer, Fremziska. [23:54] <Fremziska> Oh why don't you go home and cry to mommy? Oh that's right, you can't! [23:55] <Fremziska> 'Look at me, I'm Jeffdot and I sound like Ross from Friends!' [23:55] <Fremziska> 'I love Rachael! No I hate Rachael! No I love Rachael!' whips [23:56] <Jeffdot> Augh...make...it...end... [23:56] <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth [23:56] <Fremziska> Narrows eyes ...now you die... [23:56] Fremziska raises her whip in the air [23:56] <Fremziska> Any last words? Good. [17:24] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [23:56] <MilesSeanworth> AAAAAAIIIIE! [23:56] <Fremziska> ...d'wahh!?? [23:57] <Fremziska> Turns on Root ...WHAT...did you just do? DID YOU JUST TRY TO COME BETWEEN ME AND MY WHIP?! [23:57] <PhoenixRoot> Hand on Whip ...well, yeah...I think I did. [23:57] <PhoenixRoot> There's something I want to say to him before you do...whatever. [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> whipers I'd tell her the truth now...it may be less painful...lying is no good. Now are you sure this is your absolute final answer? [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> Your final answer, absolute and true....Mr. Seanworth. [23:58] <MilesSeanworth> I am being serious, you just don't believe me -_-; [23:58] <Fremziska> NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO COME BETWEEN ME AND MY WHIP! NOTHING EXCEPT DEATH ITSELF! [23:59] <PhoenixRoot> Well I just did...going to whip me? You've already done it several times during court! [23:59] <Fremziska>....DAMN! [17:24] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [00:00] <PhoenixRoot> You're absolutely sure, Mr. Seanworth? [00:01] <MilesSeanworth> Is it so wrong to like a pairing like that?! ....don't answer that [00:01] <PhoenixRoot> ... [00:02] <PhoenixRoot> ....riight... [00:02] <Fremziska> Can I kill him now? [00:02] <PhoenixRoot> ...Not quite yet... [13:37] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty....if you don't let me whip Miles here into submission, I'm going to hurt you. A lot. [13:38] <MilesSeanworth> Eeep! [13:38] <PhoenixRoot> (Ngh...I was sure he was lying!) [13:38] <PhoenixRoot> But you said it yourself, that he was lying! Don't you want to know the TRUTH? ...If you whip him you may never get it. [13:39] <Fremziska> This is a delicate situation...and a win-win situatiion....if he tells me the truth he gets whipped. If he doesn't, he still gets whipped! [13:39] <PhoenixRoot> Oh buggers... [13:39] <PhoenixRoot> Well Seanworth...anything you want to add? [13:39] <MilesSeanworth> ..........I don't want to die? [17:25] <PhoenixRoot> Eloquent. I meant to save your life, and saying 'I don't want to die' isn't going to help you. [13:40] <PhoenixRoot> Plus, I don't think Fremziska is going to kill you. [13:40] <Fremziska> Whips Root OH YEAH?!! AND WHY NOT?! [13:40] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Don't whip ME! Just ASK. [13:41] <Fremziska> It's much more fun this way D=! [13:41] <PhoenixRoot> ...>.> [13:41] <PhoenixRoot> Well, ask this question, WHY are you whipping him? [13:41] <Fremziska> ...because it's fun? [13:41] <PhoenixRoot> ...no. [13:42] <PhoenixRoot> Something he said. [13:42] <Fremziska> Oh yeah. Whips [13:42] <MilesSeanworth> OW! [13:42] <MilesSeanworth> The paiiin.... [13:42] <PhoenixRoot> No, he said it VAGUELY...He said "SOME of the pairings are cute..." [13:42] <PhoenixRoot> He never told us exactly which one, now did he? [13:42] <Fremziska> ....DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC! WHIPS! [13:43] <PhoenixRoot> AUGH! OWOW! [13:43] <MilesSeanworth> Eryghh... [17:26] <Fremziska> We settle this once and for all - LIE TO ME AND I WILL HURT YOU VERY MUCH - [13:43] <Fremziska> WHICH 'PAIRINGS' DO YOU THINK ARE 'CUTE'?! [13:44] <PhoenixRoot> Vague answers probably also equal pain, Seanworth. [13:44] <Jeffdot> ..the...paain......the light...I see the light [13:44] <Fremziska> YOU SEE NO LIGHT, JERK! Whips Jeffdot [13:44] <Jeffdot> Oof! [17:26] <MilesSeanworth> ........Uhhh...erm...... [13:45] <MilesSeanworth> Er...umm........ [13:45] <Fremziska> Don't make me stare into your soul, Seanworth... [13:45] <MilesSeanworth> Okay, I admit it. The Fremsizka x Phoenix Root pairing is cute in some...wierd way don'tkillme! [13:45] <Fremziska> Eyes narrow That's what I thought.. [13:45] <PhoenixRoot> Lying is bad mmmkay...? [13:45] <Fremziska> PREPARE FOR TEH WHIPPING OF A MILLENIUM! [13:46] <Fremziska> Holds whip high [13:46] <PhoenixRoot> (That thing looks like a guillotine from here...but why would he think such a thing about the two of us?) [13:47] <Fremziska> Whip falls down with lots of force, for a window-shattering 'Wa-chee! [13:47] <MilesSeanworth> BLAAAARGH! [13:47] <PhoenixRoot> That was loud... [13:52] <Fremziska> And take some of these whips [13:52] <Fremziska> Slowly slows the whipping pace until stops....and...some..of..... [13:52] <Fremziska> ....these final forceful whip! [13:52] <MilesSeanworth> KOed [13:54] <PhoenixRoot> Well, Fremmy you've done it. [13:54] <PhoenixRoot> You've killed one man, you've definiately hospitalized another, and you knocked out another. [17:27] <Fremziska> We're alone now though [13:54] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...wait, what do you mean by that?! [13:54] <Fremziska> ....the fact that no one else can pair us together? [13:55] <PhoenixRoot> ...right. Yeah. [13:55] <Jeffdot> ...I'm still here! I'm still alive! [13:55] <Fremziska> Whips No your'e not. [13:55] <Jeffdot> ...no...I'm not. [13:55] <Judge> Ms. von Karma, how dare you make a mockery of my courtroom! [13:56] <Fremziska> Quit your whining, blubbernugget! [13:56] <Fremziska> whips [13:56] <Judge> AUGH! NOT IN THE EYES!!! [13:56] <Judge> OW! [13:56] <Fremziska> Sigh... Whips Judges' throat [13:56] <Judge> can't breath GRRRRRGGGHHHHH Passes out [13:56] <Fremziska> =D [13:57] <PhoenixRoot> Make that two passed out... [17:27] <PhoenixRoot> So what now... [14:02] <Fremziska> I could whip you... [14:02] <PhoenixRoot> no [14:03] <Fremziska> I could tie you to a chair and whip you... [14:03] <PhoenixRoot> ...please don't. [17:27] <Jeffdot> slowly rising [14:05] <Jeffdot> I am STRONG!. [14:06] <Jeffdot> I am brave! I have courage! I'll make it through anything! [14:06] <Fremziska> slowly turns around, whip in hand [14:07] <Jeffdot> I am..!...I'll just get back on the ground and...begin bleeding again [14:07] <Fremziska> ...I thought so [14:07] <Jeffdot> Slowly getting back on the ground [14:08] <Fremziska> NOT QUICK ENOUGH Whips [14:08] <Jeffdot> AUGH! Falls on face .....ow.... [14:08] <PhoenixRoot> Did you just break that man's face by whipping him? [14:08] <Fremziska> That may have been his Kamina Shades, but yes. Yes I did. [14:08] <PhoenixRoot> .... [14:09] <MilesSeanworth> Urghh..x..v...... [14:09] <PhoenixRoot> Walks over to Seanworth [14:10] <MilesSeanworth> All I can feel, see, and taste is pain..... [14:10] <Fremziska> AS it should be! [17:28] <MilesSeanworth> What did I do to deserve this? [14:12] <PhoenixRoot> You thought me and Fremziska were a cute couple. [14:13] <MilesSeanworth> I'll keep my mouth shut from now on. [14:16] <PhoenixRoot> You ought to....but why I ask? [14:16] <MilesSeanworth> So this never happens again. Now, get me to a hospital........ [14:18] <PhoenixRoot> I meant about me and her...and what are you talking about hospital? [14:18] <PhoenixRoot> It's just a flesh wound... [14:19] <MilesSeanworth> Both of my arms are broken, my legs are fractured at LEAST, and I think I'm suffering head trauma, because I see three of you. [14:19] <PhoenixRoot> Looks you hospitalized two of them Fremmy...that's a new record. [14:20] <PhoenixRoot> goes ahead calls an ambulance [14:20] <PhoenixRoot> Stretcher arrives, and takes Seanworth to the hospital, along with Jeffdot [14:20] <Jeffdot> I'm going to need a MountainDew drip for this... [14:20] <Jeffdot> I haven't had one in ten minutes...I think...I'm going to die



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:59 PM Post #4
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<December 1, 2007. The YDB Clinic. 2:25 P.M> [14:26] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [14:27] <Dr. Pinter> Both of your friends are going to make full recoveries. [14:27] <Dr. Pinter> And we're going to charge them mass sums of money and manage to screw something from small, but vital up...such as removing their tonsles without their permission. [14:28] <PhoenixRoot> Isn't that uh...illegal? [14:28] <Dr. Pinter> Screw the law, I'm smart. [14:28] <Dr. Pinter> Who are you anyway? A lawyer? [14:28] <MilesSeanworth> Yes. [14:28] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, actually. I'm Phoenix Root> [14:29] <PhoenixRoot> Shush Seanworth. Mommy and Daddy are talking. [14:29] <MilesSeanworth> o.O [14:29] <Dr. Pinter> ...oh. [14:29] <Dr. Pinter> ..man you are pretty mean, do you know that? [14:30] <PhoenixRoot> So are you, Mass-sums-of-money boy. [14:30] <Dr. Pinter> Yeah, you're right. [14:31] <Fremziska> Grumbles [14:31] <PhoenixRoot> Standing in front of Fremziska What's wrong..? They're both going to live! [14:31] <Fremziska> I wanted them to die for what they did... [14:31] <PhoenixRoot> First off, it's illegal to kill people.....second what they did wasn't that bad. [14:32] <Fremziska> ...yes it was. [14:32] <PhoenixRoot> (I'm just a little intimidated by that) Okay...Jeffdot was pretty out of line, he got what he deserved, but death was a little too much [14:32] <Fremziska> No it wasn't. [14:32] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, it was a little too much. Anyway, he's going to live and I hear he's in a lot of pain, so... [14:33] <Fremziska> =D Pain! [14:33] <PhoenixRoot> Anyway, Seanworth, you have a visitor... [14:33] <MilesSeanworth> ...? [14:33] <PhoenixRoot> Stands aside to reveal Fremziska [14:33] <MilesSeanworth> Oh...no..... 14:34] <Fremziska> How are you feeling Seanworth? [14:34] <MilesSeanworth> In pain. [14:34] <Fremziska> Yay pain! [14:34] <Fremziska> I've got a present for you Seanworth.. [14:35] <MilesSeanworth> Oh? [14:35] <Fremziska> It's more pain! Holds whip up [14:35] <MilesSeanworth> O_O [14:36] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! What did we agree to before we got here!? [14:36] <Fremziska> ...oh fine...Hmph. Lowers whip [14:36] <Dr. Pinter> I'm sorry, no weapons allowed in the hospital. I will be confinscating it [14:36] <PhoenixRoot> In backround shaking head and mouthing 'No! no!' [14:36] <Fremziska> ...excuse me? [14:37] <Dr. Pinter> I said I'm going to have to....Sees Fremziska holding whip up ...uh...nothing... [14:37] <Dr. Pinter> Oh would you look at the time! I need to go rip off some..e.r....OTHER PATIENT GOTTA GO BYE Exits room [14:43] <Fremziska> Now, where were we... [17:30] [<PhoenixRoot> Not hurting Seanworth over there [14:43] <Fremziska> Oh yeah...and you better hold up your end the bargain later... [14:43] <PhoenixRoot> Oh I will... [14:44] <MilesSeanworth> ...what are you guys talking about...and do I want to hear it? [14:45] <MilesSeanworth> It doesn't sound right... [14:45] <MilesSeanworth> ...I'm going to regret that..... [14:45] <Fremziska> Yes, you will whip [14:45] <MilesSeanworth> OW@! [14:45] <PhoenixRoot> Stop the whippings already, he needs to recover.... [14:45] <PhoenixRoot> but yeah, that was a pretty crude comment...we were talking about playing Pictionary later. [17:30] <MilesSeanworth> Ooh! Can I join? [14:46] <PhoenixRoot> Sure. [14:47] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers But if you draw "PR <3s FvK" I'm going to put something sharp in your eyes. [14:47] <PhoenixRoot> or ANYTHING of the sort. [14:47] <MilesSeanworth> I won't..... [14:49] <PhoenixRoot> Excellent! [14:49] <Fremziska> What'd you say to him? [14:49] <PhoenixRoot> We were just having a little 'understanding' about some things... [14:50] <MilesSeanwoth> So..uh...how do you PLAY Pictionary anyway? [14:50] <PhoenixRoot> I'll tell you w hen we get back from Jeffdot's room... <December 2nd, 2007. 10:56 P.M. YDB Clinc. Room 305> [22:56] <Jeffdot> ...ngh...the...pain... [17:31] <PhoenixRoot> Why hello there, Mr. Jeffdot... [22:57] <Jeffdot> ...wha...?...Rote? What are you doing here? [17:32] <PhoenixRoot> I'm visiting you to see how you're doing...see, I'm actually a nice person. I brought a friend along. [22:57] <Jeffdot> ... [22:58] <Fremziska> Hello there, Jeffdot... [22:58] <Jeffdot> Oh please, as if I wasn't in enough pain...now I have to see you two lovebirds in here... [22:58] <PhoenixRoot> Stands frozen for a second ....Fremziska.... [22:58] <Fremziska> LET ME AT HIM Whip in the air [17:32] <PhoenixRoot> HOLD IT! [22:59] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers I've got a better idea...did you notice that machine outside the door. [22:59] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty...you've come between me and my whip again.. [22:59] <PhoenixRoot> Oh no, you'll like this MUCH more better...go buy something from that machine. Just do it... [22:59] <Fremziska> FINE. Storms off outside [23:00] <PhoenixRoot> So Jeffdot...how-HOLY Crap....Is that a MOUNTAINDEW DRIP!? [23:00] <Jeffdot> Yes, Rote it is, and I'd really appreciate if you and your girlfriend left me alone and let me have my pain in peace. [23:01] <PhoenixRoot> For the LAST time, she is NOT my girlfriend...you're going to get her to kill you one of these days... [23:01] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [23:01] <Jeffdot> As if she hasn't already... [23:01] <Fremziska> Returns, with can in hand [23:01] <Jeffdot> ....what is that? [23:01] <Jeffdot> IS IT MOUNTAIN DEW? GIMMIE!! [17:32] <PhoenixRoot> Oh this? Takes can from Fremziska [23:02] <PhoenixRoot> Of course not. It's iced tea! Nestea, actually. Holds up can, revealing the Nestea logo [23:02] <Jeffdot> BLASPHEMER! GET THAT WRETCHED PIECE OF METAL AWAY FROM ME! [17:33] <PhoenixRoot> Watch this, Fremmy... [23:02] <PhoenixRoot> Opens up MountainDew drip back, and slowly begins dripping iced tea in [23:02] <Jeffdot> ...you! [23:02] <Jeffdot> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [23:03] <Jeffdot> I CAN FEEL IT SLOWLY ENTERING MY VEINS!!!!!!!!!!! [23:03] <Jeffdot> MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOPPPPP! [23:03] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty... [23:03] <Fremziska> You were right...for once....this IS better than whipping him! [23:03] <Jeffdot> AUGH! ICED TEA! IN! MY! BODY! [23:04] <Jeffdot> Begins convulsing on the hospital bed [23:04] <Fremziska> Do you think it'll kill him?! [23:04] <PhoenixRoot> What? You're worried about him? [23:04] <Fremziska> Well no, I was hoping he'd die... [23:04] <PhoenixRoot> As if whipping him into hospital care wasn't good enough!? [23:04] <Fremziska> Well no, but I heard what he said... [23:05] <PhoenixRoot>....oh....want to try pouring it all in? [23:05] <Jeffdot> DON'T YOU DARE. [17:33] <PhoenixRoot> Hands the can to Fremziska It's all yours. [23:05] <Fremziska> =D! begins slowly pouring the iced tea into the drip [23:05] <Jeffdot> WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [17:34] <Jeffdot> You cruel, cruel temptress.... [23:06] <Fremziska> I know Jeffdot, I know... [23:07] <Fremziska> Pours even slowly so it drips every 10 seconds [23:07] <Jeffdot> It's like watching a drop of pain SLOWLY seep into my skin... [23:07] <Jeffdot> ....I'm going to die here aren't I? [23:07] <PhoenixRoot> Probably not. [23:07] <Fremziska> Hopefully. [23:07] <Jeffdot> (Hmm....if I'm going to die here I wonder if I should insult them more....) [23:08] <Jeffdot> So you're going to commit lovers' murder? [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> ...Jeffdot...I hate you so VERY much. I'll be right back. [23:08] <Fremziska> Fuming [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> Don't kill him Fremmy...I need to take care of something first. [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Leaves and comes back with two cans [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Here, Fremmy. This'll cool you down. hands a can [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers Reveal the logo to him... [23:09] <Fremziska> ...is this...? [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Yep. [17:34] <Jeffdot> ... [23:09] <Jeffdot> ...you better not be doing what I think... [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Ah....a nice, cold, MOUNTAIN DEW! [23:10] <Jeffdot> YOU ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> grins [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> This is what happens when you piss us off with your Fremziska/PhoenixRoot pairings, you fool... [23:10] <Jeffdot> I don't see how it could get much worse... [17:35] <Jeffdot> You...spawns...of...SATAN [20:00] <Jeffdot> How dare you taint the HOLIEST OF BEVERAGES!? [20:02] <Jeffdot> Why...if I weren't in an unstable condition... [20:02] <PhoenixRoot> As if you were in a stable condition BEFORE? [20:02] <Jeffdot> ... [20:03] <Fremziska> What would you do? Bleed on us? [20:04] <Jeffdot> .......Rote and Fremziska sittin' in a [20:05] <PhoenixRoot>--Interrupting If you value what little life you have left, you'll stop that...right now. [20:06] <Jeffdot> Or what're you going to do? You've already put iced TEA in my mountain dew drip...you've drank mountain dew in front of me [20:06] <Jeffdot> ...ha! You're out of torture devices Rote! [17:35] <Jeffdot> As I was saying... [20:06] <Jeffdot> Sitting in a tr-- [20:06] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [20:07] <PhoenixRoot> Grins Holds up a can [20:07] <Jeffdot> ...so what? I told you, that won't work anymore... [20:07] <PhoenixRoot> Slides hand down revealing the words 'Caffiene Free' [20:07] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks ...you were saying? [20:08] <Jeffdot> Stammering I...I uh...I... [20:09] <PhoenixRoot> You'd better apologize...or else.. [20:09] <Jeffdot> ...I...umm.... [20:09] <PhoenixRoot> Opens can, slowly [20:09] <Jeffdot> NGH...Noo.....please no... [20:10] <Fremziska> Softly chanting Do it, do it, do it... [20:11] <Jeffdot> ..... [20:11] <Jeffdot> (You can do it Jeffdot...you can do it...) [20:12] <PhoenixRoot> (Bleh, to hell with him) Slowly drips one drop of Caffiene free into the drip [20:12] <Jeffdot> Staring right at it as it is dissolved.... [20:12] <Jeffdot> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [20:13] <Jeffdot> Twiching on hospital bed Make it stoppppp... [17:35] <PhoenixRoot> You should've stopped while you could! [20:15] <PhoenixRoot> Drops one more drop of the drink into the drip, and removes can [20:15] <PhoenixRoot> That oughta do it, for now... [17:36] <Jeffdot> I should've...know better.......panting for breath [20:20] <Fremziska> Yes. You should have. [20:21] <PhoenixRoot> Now do you understand Jeffdot...? [20:21] <PhoenixRoot> Enough is enough... [20:21] <Jeffdot> What are you talking about? This is only another excuse to hate you, Rote! [20:21] <PhoenixRoot> WHAT?! [20:22] <Jeffdot> Surely you didn't think you could win? [20:22] <PhoenixRoot> Then what was that 'I should've known better' crap all about?! [20:22] <Jeffdot> Oh, I have to give you some credit Rote...I didn't think you could be that creative. [20:23] <Jeffdot> Bravo, Rote, Bravo... [20:23] <PhoenixRoot> Oh, BULLCRAP... [20:24] <Jeffdot> Now where was I...Oh yes.. [20:24] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> NO! [20:24] <Jeffdot> ..in a tree..K-I-S-S-I-N-G [20:24] <PhoenixRoot> (GAH!) GIMMIE THAT Grabs the can and dumps it ALL into the drip [20:24] <Jeffdot> Oh crap**** [20:25] <Fremziska> I don't care what you say, he's getting WHIPPED! [20:25] <Jeffdot> No, please no I didn't mean-- [20:25] <Fremziska> NO! WHIPS! [17:36] <Jeffdot> OW! [20:25] <Jeffdot> No...not my frail..weak...body... [20:25] <Jeffdot> How do you LIVE with yourself?! OWOWOW! [20:26] <Fremziska> Continues whipping VERY EASILY! I AM ENJOYING THIS SO VERY MUCH! [20:26] <Jeffdot>OWOWOW! [20:26] <PhoenixRoot> One could ask you the same question Jeffdot... [20:26] <Jeffdot> (Oh...urgh...I can feel the....drink...in my veins...) [20:26] <Jeffdot> OW! [20:27] <Jeffdot> Argh.... [20:27] <PhoenixRoot> I don't know when it'll end Jeffdot, and I really don't care, because I'll be over here enjoying the show. Sits in a chair watching Fremziska pound the ever-loving crap out of Jeffdot with her whip [20:28] <Jeffdot> AUGH! No, I don't want to die! [20:28] <PhoenixRoot> Quit your whining, you know you deserve this. [20:29] <Jeffdot> (You know...he's kind of right...I do...) NO I DON'T! [20:29] <Fremziska + PhoenixRoot> YES YOU DO [20:31] <Jeffdot> ...ow...ow... [20:31] <Fremziska> AND ONE MORE FOR GOOD LUCK! Final whip! [20:31] <Jeffdot> OW! [20:32] <Fremziska> Rolls up whip [20:32] <Jeffdot> Joy...a new set of fresh wounds [20:32] <Fremziska> AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT. [17:37] <MilesSeanworth> (I wonder what all those screams from across the hall are coming from...? It sounds like a very painful operation...) [20:33] <PhoenixRoot> Well that was quit entertaining and fulfilling, I must say. Thank you, Fremmy. [20:34] <Fremziska> Malicious grin Yes...the pleasure..it was all mine! BWHAHAHaha.hha....cough, hack, wheeze [20:34] <PhoenixRoot> ...uh...yeah...try not to do that...for the sake of your health and...er.....my sanity. [20:35] <Fremziska> Shush you and deal with it Whips [20:35] <PhoenixRoot> Mmf... [20:35] <PhoenixRoot> And thank YOU Jeffdot, for without you I wouldn't have had this much fun watching someone else in pain! [20:36] <Jeffdot> ow...pain...ow....pain....ow...pain... [20:36] <PhoenixRoot> Ah...yes quite. Well [20:37] <PhoenixRoot> Pulls out a bottle of Root beer and is about to drink... [20:37] <PhoenixRoot> Oh, Jeffdot! Your drip is completely dry...here, let me "FIX" That.... [20:38] <PhoenixRoot> Dumps the whole bottle of root beer into the drip [20:38] <PhoenixRoot> Trust me...you've earned every DROP of it.. [20:39] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks Well, Jeffdot, I must be taking my leave...have a wonderful day...hehe.... [20:39] <PhoenixRoot> Leaves [20:39] <Fremziska> Goodbye Mr. Jeffdot Whips [20:39] <Jeffdot> (Oh christ...) [20:40] <Fremziska> Leaves after Root [20:40] <Jeffdot> (...at last, they're gone...augh....) [20:40] <Jeffdot> Finally passes out from the anguish... <December 3rd, 2007. 8:43 P.M. YDB Clinic, Room 303> [20:43] <PhoenixRoot> Enters the room with Fremziska [20:44] <MilesSeanworth> Oh, there you guys are...what was going on across the hall...? Do you know..? [20:44] <PhoenixRoot> Oh do we KNOW alright... [20:44] <MilesSeanworth> You sound rather...pleased....do I want to know? [20:44] <Fremziska> Do you think you get a choice? Holds up whip [20:44] <MilesSeanworth> ...evidentally not.... [20:45] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> Tell Seanworth the events that transpired in Jeffdot's room [20:45] <MilesSeanworth> I really think he might be right... [17:37] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> Both stare at Seanworth, Fremziska with her whip raised and ready [20:45] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah...oh WAIT WAIT WAIT [20:45] <MilesSeanworth> No, I didn't mean Whipped! [20:46] <Fremziska> WHIP WHIP WHIP [20:46] <MilesSeanworth> AUGH! NO NO NO! [20:46] <MilesSeanworth> I Meant-OW!-that you guys-OWOWOWOWOW-are the spawns-OW- of satan! [20:46] <Fremziska> whip whip whip whipwhipwhipwhi- and some of th-...oh....OH...yeah. [20:46] <Fremziska> Maybe. [20:47] <PhoenixRoot> Nah, I don't think so. He kind of had it coming, you know? [19:12] <MilesSeanworth> ...being poisoned? You just poisoned him, and the best excuse you can come up with was 'HE HAD IT COMING TO HIM'?! [19:12] <PhoenixRoot> ....pretty much, yeah. [19:12] <MilesSeanworth> ....... [19:12] <Fremziska> Mr. Miles Seanworth... [19:13] <MilesSeanworth> Y-yes Fremziska...? [19:13] <Fremziska> It almost sounds like you want to...PROTECT...Jeffdot... [19:13] <MilesSeanworth> ...n-no...I-I-I-I....notatall! [19:14] <Fremziska> Holds up whip Are you SURE....? [19:14] <MilesSeanworth> Y-yes... [19:14] <Fremziska> Good.... [19:14] <MilesSeanworth> (Whew...) [19:14] <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth [19:14] <MilesSeanworth> OW! What was that for?! I don't need new injuries! [19:14] <Fremziska> ....because I felt like it. [19:15] <PhoenixRoot> (This is one dangerous woman...) [19:16] <MilesSeanworth> Out of sheer curosity, and not anything pertaining to caring about his recovery, when is Jeffdot going to get out of the hospital? [19:16] <Fremziska> Never, if I can help it. [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> (Man, she really has some sort of grudge against him...) [19:17] <Fremziska> Pairings are unforgiveable Mr. Phoenix Rooty. [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> Wha....wha....WHAAAAAAAAT?! [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?! [19:17] <Fremziska> My whip gives me mind-reading powers...I can see what you're thinking...and stare into your soul. [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> (Why do I don't believe this...) [19:18] <Fremziska> Whips YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. [19:18] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Okay! Okay! [19:31] <Fremziska> And YOU! Turns to Root SING IT! NOW [19:31] <PhoenixRoot> WHAT?! NO! .... [19:31] <Fremziska> NOW I SAY! Whips [19:31] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Sing WHAT exactly? [19:32] <Fremziska> SING IT! NOW! [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> You're not talking about...? [19:33] <Fremziska> YES! YESYES SING IITTTTTT! [17:40] <Fremziska> Whips hard [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> OWWW!! [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> Fine... [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> Now they lay his body down...sad old men who run this town.. [19:34] <PhoenixRoot> I still recall the way he led the site and saved the day [19:34] <PhoenixRoot> HTML code and binary [19:34] <PhoenixRoot> I can hear the percussion playin'... [19:35] <PhoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of Good King Natolant [17:40] <PhoenixRoot> Ring out the past, his name lives on [19:35] <Phoenixroot> Roll out the bones and raise up your bottle! [19:37] <PhoenixRoot> Raise up your glass to Good King Nyarn! [19:37] <PhoenixRoot> While he plundered games far and wide. [19:39] <Phoenixroot> All his starving members moaned... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> And though we sung his fame... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> We all went hungry just the same... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> He meant to shine... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> To the end of his line! [19:39] <PHoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of Good King Natolant! [19:40] <PhoenixRoot> Ring out the past, and his name lives on! [19:40] <PhoenixRoot> Roll out the bones and raise up your bottle! [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> Raise up your glass to Good King Nyarn! [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> And though he was shined to the end of his line... [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of all of his pairings! [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> But his name lives on, and on [17:41] <PhoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of Good King Natolant! [19:42] <Fremziska> Very good Mr. Phoenix Rooty. You're a great musician. [19:42] <PhoenixRoot> You really think so? [19:42] <Fremziska> No, not really Whips [19:42] <PhoenixRoot> (Ow...thanks...) [19:42] <Fremziska> Your welcome... [19:43] <Fremziska> Wait, no screams of pain?! I DEMAND SCREAMS OF ANGUISH! [19:43] <Fremziska> WHIP WHIPWHIPWHIP [19:43] <PhoenixRoot> OW WOWO WOOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [19:50] <PhoenixRoot> Panting ...that was horrible... [19:51] <Fremziska> Lies....now sing another! [19:51] <PhoenixRoot> ....I'm tired. No. [19:51] <Fremziska> Did you just tell THE Fremziska von KARMA NO!? [19:51] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, I think I did [19:51] <Fremziska> WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [19:52] <Fremziska> WHIPS SING IT NOW! [19:52] <PhoenixRoot> OWWO! MY voice hurts! Make Seanworth do it! [19:52] <MilesSeanworth> Oh...no... [19:53] <Fremziska> BUT I WANT YO-heyyyyy....that's not a bad idea! [19:53] <Fremziska> Turns to Seanworth You. Make with the singing. NOW! Wa-chee! [17:42] <MilesSeanworth> Sailin' away on the crest of leather... [20:00] <MilesSeanworth> It's like cruel magic... [20:01] <MilesSeanworth> Oh rollin' and ridin', slippin' and crying... [20:01] <MilesSeanworth> It's like painful maaaagic. [20:02] <MilesSeanworth> And you, and your sweet desire... [20:02] <MilesSeanworth> You hurt me, oh harder and harder [20:02] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing, [20:03] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose [20:03] <MilesSeanworth> It's a hurtful thing [20:04] <MilesSeanworth> What a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:08] <MilesSeanworth> Making believe this is not really happening... [16:08] <MilesSeanworth> From your worst day, I'm takin' a dive.. [16:08] <MilesSeanworth> Oh moving in line when you look back in time [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> To the first day, I'm hurting I'm hurting. [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> And you and your sweet obsession... [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> You took me ooh...harder and harder [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing. [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose, [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> I'm takin' a dive...off the stage Hey! [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> Takin' a dive 'cause it's a high cliff. [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> Floating downstream, I'm takin' a dive! [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> Ah, so let her go don't go spoiling the show?! [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a nightmare I'm taking, I'm taking! [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> You and your sweet obsession... [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> Don't you do it! [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> You took me ooh, harder and harder... [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing... [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing. [16:12] <MilesSeanworth> What a 'terrible' thing to lose...What a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:12] <MilesSeanworth> I'm taking a dive, dive, dive dive off the side of a cliff...oh yah yah yah yah off the side of a cliff....it's a much better alternaaativeee! [16:12] <MilesSeanworth> Panting like Root Augh...that was horrible... [16:18] <Fremziska> Yay! Song! [16:20] There's a loud bang on the door and a figure storms in [16:20] <???> DID SOMEONE SAY....SONG?! [16:25] <???> OH I LIKE FAT-BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! [16:25] <???> YOU OTHER ATTORNEYS CAN'T DENY! [16:26] Fremziska, Root, and Seanworth all stare in shock [16:26] <Seanworth> Is that Jeffdot...-- [16:26] <MilesSeanworth> Is that Jeffdot...-- [16:27] <PhoenixRoot> in a...-- [16:27] <Fremziska> SPEEDO!? [16:27] <MilesSeanworth> I...I just went blind. [16:28] <Jeffdot> THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A FREAKIN' GIANT WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE [16:28] <MilesSeanworth> MAKE HIM STOP! [16:28] <PhoenixRoot> Bludgeons Jeff with a blunt object [16:28] <Jeffdot> YOU GE-AUUUUUUGHGHHHHHH! [16:28] <Jeffdot> Collapses onto the floor [16:28] <PhoenixRoot> I don't care WHO you are, if you'r disabled or not... [16:29] <PhoenixRoot> If you're going to start rapping, I'm going to HURT you [16:30] <MilesSeanworth> Amen to that... [16:31] <Fremziska> Still staring at Jeffdot's body ...Mr. Phoenix Rooty...if there weren't so many pairings about us I would....wow.... [16:31] <Fremziska> ...it's not moving! It's a miracle! 17:54] <PhoenixRoot> (I don't want to hear the end of that sentence I don't think..) [17:54] <MilesSeanworth> Well, Root, you've done it again... [17:55] <MilesSeanworth> Do you ever think before you act? [17:55] <PhoenixRoot> Does it look like I do? Do I ever? [17:55] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, thinking is for chumps. [17:55] <MilesSeanworth> Well put. Now answer me this, Mr. Root....what do we do with his body? [17:55] <PhoenixRoot> You say that as if he's dead! [17:56] <Fremziska> Aww...He's not? [17:56] <MilesSeanworth> Well no he's not dead but what do you think, Root? We're just going to leave him there? [17:56] <PhoenixRoot> Uh...yes? [17:57] <MilesSeanworth> and when a doctor comes in...? [17:44] <MilesSeanworth> Is any of this penetrating your abnormally thick mind? [17:57] <PhoenixRoot> ...so you're saying we should hide his body? [17:58] <MilesSeanworth> Naw...it doesn't take long to get by you does it? -.-; [17:58] <PhoenixRoot> Alright! I'll get the camoflage! [17:58] <MilesSeanworth HOLD IT! [17:58] <MilesSeanworth> I mean, move it somewhere else you nitwit! [17:59] <PhoenixRoot> Oh...can we stuff it in that closet? [17:59] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah, that's a good place, it seems [17:59] <PhoenixRoot> Opens the closet [17:45] <???> Sup f00s? [17:59] <MilesSeanworth> ...o...oh....n-n-n-.... [17:59] <PhoenixRoot> You're still ALIVE?! [18:00] <???> yup. [18:00] <Fremziska> Who is....my whip senses are tingling.. [18:00] <MilesSeanworth> It can't be...I saw you DIE and explode in a huge mess! [17:45] <???> But Seanworth, we had something special..much like Fremziska and Root have [18:02] <Natolant> NATOLANT AND SEANWORTH! [18:02] <MilesSeanworth> I haven't A CLUE what you're talking about, but take this! takes out a bottle of marmalade and throws it at Natolant [18:03] <Natolant> Oh a gift for me...? You shouldn't hav-ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH! [18:03] The marmalade bottle hits Natolant in the eye, and Fremziska is on top of him whipping the skin literally right off his body [18:03] <Natolant> I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN [18:03] <Fremziska> I COATED THIS WHIP WITH NAPALM FOR YOU [18:04] <Natolant> NAPALM?! SO THAT'S MY SKIN BURNING?! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [18:05] <PhoenixRoot> Takes out a tranquilzer gun from medical equipment Say hello to my little friend! Shoots gun at Natolant [18:06] <Fremziska> Hit by tranquilizer dart WRYYYYY--y-..-y....z....zzzzz [18:06] <Fremziska> Body becomes limp and falls asleep [18:06] <PhoenixRoot> ...uh.... [18:06] <PhoenixRoot> LWT*! [17:45] <Natolant> GET IN MAH PANTS, F00S! [18:07] <Natolant> Holds up his pants, which somehow becomes a vaccum, sucking various instruments and things into it* [18:07] <MilesSeanworth> Oh bollocks... [18:08] <PhoenixRoot> Lunges after Natolant and his pants and tackles him [18:08] <Natolant> ?!!?!?!?!??!? [18:08] <Natolant> PANTS! [18:08] <Natolant> Begins trying to stuff PhoenixRoot into the pants [18:09] <PhoenixRoot> NOOOOOOOOOO! I AM NOT GOING TO SUCCUMB TO SUCH FREAKISH TACTICS YOU KITTEN KILLER! [18:09] <Natolant> No u! [18:10] <PhoenixRoot> Forces Natolant to the ground, and shoves him into the pants instead [18:10] <Natolant> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo..... [18:10] Natolant is sucked into his own pants and t hen explodes in a bloody mess again [18:10] <PhoenixRoot> Oh no, not again... [17:46] <MilesSeanworth> What in the name of all that is English just happened? [18:11] <PhoenixRoot> Natolant just came back from the dead and tried to put us in his pants? [18:12] <MilesSeanworth> ...I was afraid you were going to say that...



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:01 PM Post #5
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[18:12] <PhoenixRoot> Stuffing Jeffdot into a closet [18:12] <PhoenixRoot> closes door Well that oughta do it... [18:13] <MilesSeanworth> Heh, you'll realize Fremziska is going to murder you when she wakes up.. [18:13] <PhoenixRoot> Oh crap***... [18:13] <MilesSeanworth> Snickers* [18:13] <PhoenixRoot> Think telling her that Natolant came back from the dead'll work? [18:14] <MilesSeanworth> Do you want an honest answer or one that you want to hear? [18:14] <PhoenixRoot> Honest answer. [18:14] <MilesSeanworth> No. [18:14] <PhoenixRoot> Buggers... [18:15] <Natolant> Bursts through door Hello, my little underlings! [18:15] <PhoenixRoot + MilesSeanworth> DO YOU EVER DIE?! [18:15] <Natolant> Nope. [18:16] <Fremziska> Arousing ..mm..f....Mr...Phoenix.....Rooty.... [18:16] <Fremziska> When I'm....recovered....I...am....going...to... [18:16] <Fremziska> Sniffs ..... [18:16] <Fremziska> Jumps wipe awake and lunges at Natolant [18:17] <Natolant> So Mr. Seanworth, word has it it's time for your gender-change operation! Well...the time as -AUGHHHH [18:17] <Fremziska> Lunges at Natolant, and whips his throat as he's talking mid-sentence [18:17] <Natolant> AUGHHH! MAH PRECIOUS JUGGULAR! [18:18] <Fremziska> Spits on Natolant [18:18] <Fremziska> Yeah, I heard you before...and me kicks Natolant, who is now on the floor [18:18] <Fremziska> stomps on his chest --and Mr. Phoenix Rooty..-- [18:18] <Fremziska> Kicks his head ARE Kicks his groin [18:19] <Natolant> Mommy.. [18:19] <Fremziska> NOT. whips his face several times high-spped [18:19] <Fremziska> TOGETHER ! One resounding-rib-cracking whip across the chest (No pun intended) [18:20] <Natolant> Curled in a fetal position (I regret everything) [18:20] <Natolant> I feel pain... [18:20] <Fremziska> BUT YOU DO NOT LIVE IT?! WHIPPING TIME! [18:20] <Fremziska> Goes haywire on Natolant, causing him to die...again [18:20] <Natolant> Mutiliated and dead [18:21] <Fremziska> Whips Natolant's body into the closet [18:21] <Fremziska> Turning to Root and as for YOU... [18:21] <PhoenixRoot> Oh BUGGERS...Sweating... [21:07] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty...you SHOT me... [21:08] <Fremziska> I am not very happy right now with you... [21:08] <Jeffdot> Awake on the closest [21:08] <Jeffdot> WOO! A BRAWL! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! [21:08] <Fremziska> SILENCE FOOL! Whips flies through the closet and a scream can be heard [21:09] <Jeffdot> Whimper [21:09] <Fremziska> NO WHIMPERING EITHER! Whip flies in again [21:09] <Jeffdot> (Sobbing At least I'm safe inside my mind) [21:09] <Fremziska> NO WHERE IS SAFE FOR YOU, JEFFDOT! WHip flies in again [21:10] <Jeffdot> UWAAGH!....Bleeding, but still can't be seen [21:10] <Fremziska> YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BLEED EITHER once again, whip flies in [21:10] <Jeffdot> (URP!) Collapses again [21:10] <Fremziska> Now where was I... [21:10] <PhoenixRoot> Not about to whip my bones to dust? [21:11] <Fremziska> Ah yes, your punishment. [21:12] <PhoenixRoot> Can you punish Jeffdot instead? [21:12] <Fremziska> No, but since you ask Whips Jeffdot, who is still in the closet [21:12] <Jeffdot> Passed out, but can feel it in his dreams (Urp...) [21:12] <Fremziska> Now what shall I do...hm... [17:48] <Fremziska> You...you must sing...it. [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> You can't be serious... [23:09] <Fremziska> Yes....sing it.. [23:09] <Fremziska> You WILL sing it. [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> o.o [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> You're not thinking of...? [23:09] <Fremziska> Oh yeah. [23:09] <Fremziska> Cracks whip NOW SING IT! [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Whimper [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> Gets a guitar out of a cabinet and hands it to Sean [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> You're helping me. [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> Okay [23:12] <Fremziska> Hmph...on with it, Mr. Phoenix Rooty. [23:12] <MilesSeanworth> Begins playing Fury of the Storm [23:12] <PhoenixRoot> WRONG SONG. [23:12] <Fremziska> WHIPS both Root and Seanworth [23:12] <Fremziska> Strike 1... [23:13] <MilesSeanworth> FURY OF THE STORM IS BETTER ;-; [23:15] <Fremziska> I don't care Whips Seanworth Quit your whining... [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> It's a Steely Dan song, whether you enjoy them or you don't...that she wants me to sing. [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> Be glad you aren't singing. [17:48] <PhoenixRoot> "We hear you're leaving; that's okay..." [23:16] <MilesSeanworth> I don't know that....Plays to his best ability. [23:16] <Fremziska> Grinning malciously [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> I thought our little 'wild' time had just ended [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> I guess you kind of excited yourself - you turn and whip. [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> But if you have a change of heart...(yeah, RIGHT >.>) [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> gulp... ...do I have to? [23:17] <Fremziska> YES! [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> Moans [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number [23:18] <MilesSeanworth> Nearly loses composure [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> You don't wanna whip nobody else. [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> Reading off some sheet music and eyes shatter open [23:19] <PhoenixRoot>...mmf... [23:19] <Fremziska> SING IT! NOW! [17:49] <MilesSeanworth> Whispers This is all your fault. [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> hisses I know, I know.. [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Send it off in a letter, to yourself. [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number... [23:20] <Fremziska> =D [23:20] <Phoenixroot> (Oh..no...) It's the only one you own. [23:20] <MilesSeanworth> Bwhahahahah! [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> You might use it if you feel malcious! [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> When you gettt....hooome. [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> I have a friend in town Glances toward Seanworth, he's heard your name. [23:21] <MilesSeanworth> O_O; [23:22] <MilesSeanworth> Oh I cannot wait until I get out of this hospital.... [17:49] <PhoenixRoot> We can go out driving, on, slow hand row... [23:22] <PhoenixRoot> We could stay inside and play "games" (Gulps) I don't know.. [23:22] <PhoenixRoot> And you could have a change of heart... [23:23] <MilesSeanworth> Trying SO DAMN HARD NOT TO LAUGH [23:28] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number... [23:28] <PhoenixRoot> Trying to hold out from crying You don't wanna...whip...nobody else.. [23:28] <PhoenixRoot> (I can't do this...) [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> Hahahahah! [23:29] <Fremziska> It's blantly obvious she's enjoying the pain and suffering [23:29] <Fremziska> QUIET YOU Whips Seanworth [23:29] <Fremziska> Finish it, Phoenix Rooty... [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> OW! BLEEP [23:29] <PhoenixRoot> Send it off in a letter, to yourself [23:29] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number [23:29] <PhoenixRoot> You might use it if you feel malcious! [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> When yoou gettt hoome... [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> You tell youreself you're not my kind... [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> (Aaaugh...) [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> But you don't even know your mind.. [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> and you can have a change...of...hea...rt? [23:31] <Fremziska> BWHAHAHAHAHAHA-coughhackwheeze* [17:49] <Fremziska> Ahem...that was BRILLIANT! [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> I feel violated... [23:31] <MilesSeanworth> Wow......You're REALLY not helping avoid the fan causes pairings.. [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah.. [23:31] <Fremziska> NONSENSE! BLASPHEMERS! Whips both [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> moan [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> Just think about this for a moment...the lyrics [23:47] <Fremziska> What? [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> "I thought our little wild time had just ended" Well uhh... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> That couldn't be saying ANYTHING, right? [23:48] <Fremziska> ... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> How about the last batch? "You tell yourself you're not my kind; but you don't even know your mind; and you could have a change of heart" [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> Desk slam This is just another sad excuse for sad people to pair us together! [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> (And WHERE on God's green earth did I get a desk? no matter...) [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WASN'T A DESK [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WAS MY LEG [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> MY BROKEN LEG, I MAY ADD [23:53] <PhonenixRoot> Oh...heh...heh [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah.. [23:31] <Fremziska> NONSENSE! BLASPHEMERS! Whips both [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> moan [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> Just think about this for a moment...the lyrics [23:47] <Fremziska> What? [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> "I thought our little wild time had just ended" Well uhh... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> That couldn't be saying ANYTHING, right? [23:48] <Fremziska> ... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> How about the last batch? "You tell yourself you're not my kind; but you don't even know your mind; and you could have a change of heart" [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> Desk slam This is just another sad excuse for sad people to pair us together! [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> (And WHERE on God's green earth did I get a desk? no matter...) [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WASN'T A DESK [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WAS MY LEG [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> MY BROKEN LEG, I MAY ADD [23:53] <PhonenixRoot> Oh...heh...heh [23:56] <Fremziska> Alas...you have caught me, Mr. Phoenix Rooty... [23:56] <PhoenixRoot> Augh, you mean you're deny--..wait...WHAAAAAAAAT?! [23:57] <MilesSeanworth> O_O [23:57] <PhoenixRoot> You mean...you..a.nd...I..? [23:57] <Fremziska> Yes...and no. [23:57] <MilesSeanworth> LOLZ, OMINOUS ANSWER [23:57] <Fremziska> I did this to indeed increase the number of people who pair us together. [17:51] <Fremziska> Whips seanworth QUIET WHEN I SPEAK. [23:57] <MilesSeanworth> Pain ;; [23:57] <Fremziska> ...however it was to increase the fatality count of those who do increase pairings! [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> (Hmm...I don't see a psyche-lock..) [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> (Then again, I don't have a Magatama...meh. Oh well. I'll take her word for it, for now...not that I have much a choice, that is..) [00:00] <Fremziska> Hmph...you're such a sap.. [00:01] <MilesSeanworth> Wow... <Fremziska> A sap Mr. Phoenix Rooty... [00:04] <PhoenixRoot> (Okay, and why hasn't she whipped me yet?) [00:05] <Fremziska> Did you really think, that if I felt that way I'd be making it so blantly obvious? [00:05] <Fremziska> Would I be really acting this way? Well? WELL MR. PHOENIX ROOTY?! WELLLL?! Whips [00:05] <PhoenixRoot> Mmf! [00:05] <PhoenixRoot> Well, no, I suppose not. [00:05] <Fremziska> I thought s-- [00:05] <PhoenixRoot> Unless... [00:06] <Fremziska> Whips THE ONLY THING ALLOWED TO INTERRUPT ME AND MY PERFECTION IS DEATH ITSELF [00:06] <PhoenixRoot> ...ow... [00:06] <PhoenixRoot> B-but anyway...let's think about this hypothetically [00:07] <PhoenixRoot> If you really did feel that way, then maybe you would really make it so blantly obvious as to hide the fact that it couldn't be that easy! [00:07] <PhoenixRoot> A little reverese-psycology...eh? Eh? [00:07] <Fremziska> You're a foolish fool, Mr. Phoenix Rooty. [00:08] <Fremziska> whips Only a foolish fool would think up such foolish thoughts! Whip whip whip [00:08] <PhoenixRoot> Ow. Owowowowow! [00:08] <PhoenixRoot> So you deny it...? [00:08] <MilesSeanworth> The nile isn't just a river in Egypt... [00:08] <Fremziska> DID ANYONE ASK YOUR OPINION SEANWORTH? Double-extrahard whip [17:53] <PhoenixRoot> Well, Fremmy? [00:09] <Fremziska> Hmph. I don't think you need me to answer that foolishly foolish question spawned from a foolishly foolish fool who practices foolish tomfoolery. [00:17] <PhoenixRoot> Hah...okay then [00:18] <Fremziska> WHAT?! YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? TASTE WHIP, YOU SICK MAN! [00:18] <PhoenixRoot> No no-AUGH! Whipped in face [00:18] <Fremziska> ( Mff!) [00:18] <PhoenixRoot> (Wow she was quick to answer...) [17:53] <Fremziska> You will not mention any of this to anyone, am I clear? [13:20] <PhoenixRoot> sight Yes... [13:21] <MilesSeanworth> no. [13:21] <Fremziska> WHIPS How about now? [13:21] <MilesSeanworth> ...what was the question again? [13:21] <Fremziska> Whips twice as hard [13:21] <MilesSeanworth> --I MEAN YES! YES YOU ARE CRYSTAL CLEAR [13:22] <Fremziska> Excellent... [13:22] <Jeffdot> (Lucky me, I heard everything! Boy are the tabloids going to enjoy this!) [13:22] <Fremziska> No, Jeffdot, you are not exempt from this [13:23] <Fremziska> Tell anyone and your punishment will be far greater than any before. [13:23] <Fremziska> You think what I've done thus far is horrible? It doesn't even scratch the surface [13:23] <PhoenixRoot + MilesSeanworth> Whimper O.O;; [13:24] <Fremziska> Meet the Whipmaster 9000. Takes out a slightly larger, jet-black whip with a weird handle [13:24] <Fremziska> Who wants to give it a go! [13:25] <Jeffdot> Points at Seanworth and Root [13:25] <PhoenixRoot + MilesSeanworth> Both point at Jeffdot [13:25] <Fremziska> Jeffdot it is! [13:25] <Jeffdot> MERCY! NO! NONONNONONONNONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [13:25] <Fremziska> Hmm...I have a 'frappe' setting on here [13:25] <PhoenixRoot> Oh this is not going to be pretty... [13:25] <MilesSeanworth> Verily.. [17:53] <Fremziska> Hits the frappe setting button and whips [13:26] The whip hits Jeffdot, and then begins spinning back and forth very quickly [13:26] <Jeffdot> AUUUUUUU - this is quite painful - GHHHHHHHHHHHH! [13:27] <Fremziska> Wow this is a powerful tool...whip whip whip [13:27] <Jeffdot> Is already frail enough, collapses again [13:27] <Fremziska> And there you have it! [13:28] <Fremziska> So uh...don't say anything to anyone! ^.^ [13:29] <MilesSeanwortht> Don't you feel a little sorry for Jeffdot right now...? [13:29] <PhoenixRoot> A little bit yeah... [13:29] <Fremziska> Not in the least.



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:03 PM Post #6
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<PhoenixRoot> So you're trying to say that you don't feel sorry for him at all...despite all the pain you've put him through? <Fremziska> No, not really. Do you? <PhoenixRoot> Uh....? <Fremziska> Cracks whip Well...DO YOU?! MR. PHOENIX ROOTY?! <PhoenixRoot> ...well maybe just a little- <Fremziska> BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHIPWHIPWHIP! <PhoenixRoot> NO! OWOWOOWOWOWOWIDONTFEELSORRYFORHIM! <Fremziska> What was that...? <MilesSeanworth> Sigh I'm going to get hurt inadvertantly by doing nothing ,I'm sure. <PhoenixRoot> I don't...feel sorry for him...? <Fremziska> And you'd be right! Whips Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> But I'm a hospitalized man! Wryyyy! <Fremziska> Quit your whining <MilesSeanworth> I hate my life.......T_T <PhoenixRoot> Please don't go emo on me, if that happens the only person that'd keep me sane would be Fremmy....and we all know how'd that work out... <Fremziska> .... <PhoenixRoot> ... <PhoenixRoot> I shouldn't have said that last part out loud, huh? <MilesSeanworth> No, probably not... <Fremziska> Raises whip <PhoenixRoot> Now wait just a second before you do anything drastic... <Fremziska> Drastic? No, no I wouldn't do anything that bad to you, Mr. Phoenix Rooty... <MilesSeanworth> Maybe if I go to sleep the pain won't be as bad....falls asleep <PhoenixRoot> Hey! Look! Seanworth is asleep! Want to go draw on his face? <Fremziska> Lowers whip and completely forgets about what Root says Oh yes! <PhoenixRoot> Hands Fremziska a sharpie Go crazy. <Fremziska> Grins wickidly <Fremziska> Begins doodling on Seanworth's face <PhoenixRoot> Hmm...now...where is the nearest exit...I really want to get out of here without any serious injuries... <Fremziska> Stops doodling ....what did you just say...MR. PHOENIX ROOTY?! <MilesSeanworth> No...the socks are not for sailing over the rivers of ketchup...snore <Phoenixroot> Uhh.... <PhoenixRoot> I think Jeffdot might be trying to get out of here with all of his serious injuries? <Fremziska> Oh...no, he won't be going anywhere...I'll make sure of that pats whip <PhoenixRoot> (This woman is going to KILL me one day..) <PhoenixRoot> Wait...did you hear what he just said? <Fremziska> ....socks are not for sailing over the rivers of ketchup? <PhoenixRoot> ...yeah...I think he's becoming weirder than even YOU <MilesSeanworth> Still talking in his sleep Yes, I believe that the televisions ARE trying to dominate the stock market.... <Fremziska> How can you think that! Whip whip <PhoenixRoot> OWOWOW! <PhoenixRoot> Well it's still weird... <MilesSeanworth> STILL sleep talking Yes, Phoenix Root is a big posh sod with plums in his mouth. <PhoenixRoot> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, PUNK!? <PhoenixRoot> You're a freaky fish guy! <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty....you realize you are talking to someone in their sleep, right? <MilesSeanworth> Still talking in his sleep, surprisingly YOU'RE a freaky fish guy! <PhoenixRoot> Well yes... <PhoenixRoot> I am NOT a freaky fish guy. <Fremziska> giggling softly CRACK <PhoenixRoot> WHAT WAS THAT?! <Fremziska> ... <MilesSeanworth> ... <Jeffdot> ... <MilesSeanworth> Sits up WHO WHAT WHERE WHAT?! <Natolant's Corpse> .... <Dr. Pinter> No where near this scene ... <PhoenixRoot> Was that the fourth wall cracking..? <MilesSeanworth> ...? <Fremziska> What could've caused that you foolish fools? <PhoenixRoot> ...I...don't know.. <MilesSeanworth> .....a chunk of the ceiling lands on Seanworth's leg O_O <PhoenixRoot> Oh that doesn't look fun... <MilesSeanworth> Root...Fremziska...cover your ears..... <Fremziska> Yay! Pain! <MilesSeanworth> Please... <Fremziska> Pokes the ceiling in Seanworth's leg <MilesSeanworth> ! <PhoenixRoot> Oh boy... For the sake of decency, Children, and people with weak hearts, the following dialogue was removed <MilesSeanworth> Panting angrily <Fremziska> ....I... <PhoenixRoot> I've never heard someone yell so many....so fast....wow... <Fremziska> Mr. Miles Seanworth...I have never heard such LANGUAGE FROM YOU! Whips Seanworth's mouth <MilesSeanworth> OW! <PhoenixRoot> (Ouch...) <Fremziska> Now, back to business... <Fremziska> Pokes the ceiling chunk <MilesSeanworth> ... <Fremziska> WHERE IS MY SCREAMS OF AGONY?! I WANT SCREAMS OF AGONY! Literally WHIPS the chunk of ceiling on Seanworth's leg <MilesSeanworth> OH MY ***ING GRAPE MARMALADE! The ceiling chunk falls apart after being whipped* <Fremziska> ...aww..... <MilesSeanworth> ...LEAVE. <PhoenixRoot> Gladly. <Fremziska> No. <MilesSeanworth> Look of rage <PhoenixRoot> About to leave <MilesSeanworth> Look that would make GANT Piss himself <Fremziska> OH NO YOU DON'T MR. PHOENIX ROOTY <Fremziska> Whip flies after Root and grabs him and brings him back <PhoenixRoot> (Why...) <Fremziska> Because my WHIP Told you to. <MilesSeanworth> I SAID LEAVE. NOW. BOTH OF YOU! <PhoenixRoot> (That's an angry look on his face...) <Fremziska> NO! What are you going to do? Bleed on us?! <PhoenixRoot> I want nothing to do with her.. <MilesSeanworth> I have one good leg and two good arms. And I'm too enraged to care WHO I start swinging at. <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth's right arm <Fremziska> Now you have only one good arm and one good leg! <Fremziska> Whips the good leg Oops! Now you have NO good legs! <MilesSeanworth> Grabs the whip as it comes down AND YOU HAVE NO WHIP! <Fremziska> YOU DID NOT...! <Fremziska> Jumps onto the hospital bed and tries to tackle Seanworth...or what would be, tackling Seanworth <Fremziska> WHIP BACK GIVE DIE VERY MUCH YOU! <MilesSeanworth> ...... <MilesSeanworth> You're becoming incoherent. <PhoenixRoot> (Oh my god! She's going to KILL a main character!) <MilesSeanworth> But fine. HERE'S YOUR WHIP! Smacks Fremziska with the end he has <Fremziska> Bites Seanworth WHIP! <Fremziska> Catches whip in teeth <Fremziska> Eyes narrow on Seanworth <Fremziska> ....death... <MilesSeanworth> Now LEAVE. <MilesSeanworth> I have nothing more to say to you. <Fremziska> Gets off the bed with the whip <Fremziska> And if I don't? <Fremziska> What are you going to do? Huh? HUH?! <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy...let's just go-- <MilesSeanworth> Calls for Security <MilesSeanworth> THAT <Fremziska> QUIET MR. PHOENIX ROOTY! Whips him <PhoenixRoot> o-auuugh.... Two big Security people come in <Fremziska> Security? HAH! <Fremziska> Touch me and I will whip you. Hard. <Security> Yes, Mr. Seanworth? <MilesSeanworth> Escort these two out of here, please. <Security> Take out Tazers Miss, calm down. we do not want to have to use these. <Fremziska> Whips both Security Guard's hands. <Fremziska> My father has a tazer, they don't scare me! <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, I have NOTHING to do with that woman right there. <Fremziska> I'm going to whip you, Mr. Phoenix Rooty when we get out of here.. <MilesSeanworth> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A CENSORED PAIN IN THE CENSORED!? <Fremziska> Because I CAN! <MilesSeanworth> Pant Pant ..Rghh.. <Fremziska> AND I HAVE A WHIP <MilesSeanworth> WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?! <Fremziska> Because Jeffdot is passed out in the closet!! <MilesSeanworth> THEN RETRIEVE HIM AND LEAVE ME ALONE TO RECOVER! <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth Perhaps you didn't not hear me correctly, foolish fool... <Fremziska> I said he was PASSED OUT in the closet, that is to say, he won't be waking up for a while! <MilesSeanworth> I DON'T CARE IF HE'S PRETENDING TO BE A BOY BAND SINGER! I WANT HIM AND YOU OUT OF HERE! <PhoenixRoot> Hehe...boy band singer... <Fremziska> I'll make YOU sing again, Mr. Miles Seanworth! <Fremziska> I will show you NO MERCY if you continue to anger me! <PhoenixRoot> Give it up Seanworth, you know you won't win. <MilesSeanworth> .....I hate you all. <Fremziska + PhoenixRoot> Yeah, well we hate you too.. <Fremziska> But mostly me. <Fremziska> Well, I just like causing pain. <Fremziska> You just happen to be the unlucky sap who receives most of it! <MilesSeanworth> WHY ME?! WHY NOT ROOT?! IS IT BECAUSE YOU--..... <MilesSeanworth> ...No. <MilesSeanworth> Cough So...how's about the weather? Nervous look <PhoenixRoot> Oh great... <Fremziska> BECAUSE I WHAT?! <Fremziska> ANSWER ME, SEANWORTH! <Fremziska> FINISH THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING.... <MilesSeanworth> Because...he's your best friend! You wouldn't hurt your best friend! <<; <Fremziska> My whip and I DARE you... <PhoenixRoot> (WHOA...) <Fremziska> ... <MilesSeanworth> at least not as much as others... <PhoenixRoot> (I did NOT see that coming...) <Fremziska> (I didn't see that one coming, I will admit...) <Fremziska> Hmph... <Fremziska> That's true....and also, I get to whip him enough in court. <MilesSeanworth> Sigh <Fremziska> Now what? <MilesSeanworth> I'd like to recover soon. After all, I'd like to get back to Disga....er...get back to taking on cases, like all responsible Prosecuting attorneys! And not...playing games..... <Fremziska> Hmph. Have it your way, Mr. Miles Seanworth. Come, Mr. Phoenix Rooty... <Fremziska> Begins to leave <PhoenixRoot> (Why do I even follow her around...) <Fremziska> So you don't get whipped.... <PhoenixRoot> (...right) Both leave <MilesSeanworth> Ahh..peace....Falls asleep CRASH! A giant lampshade crashes down on the building <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> Pounding on Seanworth's door <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> SEANWORTH! THE SKY HAD A BABY! SEEEEEAAANNNWOOOOORTTHHH! <MilesSeanworth> Why does my life have to suck? Door crashes open <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> BECAUSE THE SKY HAD A BABY! <MilesSeanworth> The Sky had a baby. THE SKY IS NOT A LIVING THING! THE SKY IS INCAPABLE OF HAVING A BABY! Goes into the long an excrutiating details of how a baby is born <MilesSeanworth> Ergo, the Sky cannot have a baby. <PhoenixRoot> .... <Fremziska> .... <PhoenixRoot> Why.... <Fremziska> WHY ON EARTH DID YOU HAVE TO TELL US THAT?! <MilesSeanworth> Because you were claiming the Sky had a baby. <Fremziska> THAT DOESN'T MATTER <Fremziska> PREPARE TO EAT LEATHER, FIEND <MilesSeanworth> I just ate, thanks. <Fremziska> Begins rapidly whipping Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> ...OW! <Fremziska> Raises whip in the air and makes it come down. Hard <Fremziska> And THAT...is for talking back, FOOL! <MilesSeanworth> ......Oh COME ON! You're both grown LAWYERS. <MilesSeanworth> Are you seriously going to say you don't know how it worked before? <Fremziska> WHAT DOES HAVING TO BE AN ATTORNEY HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! <PhoenixRoot> WHAT SHE SAID. <PhoenixRoot> No, at least, I'm not going to but that's not the point! <Fremziska> ARE YOU SAYING I AM WRONG, MR. MILES SEANWORTH?! Raises whip <MilesSeanworth> Yeah, but I imagine you HAVE To know this stuff <Jeffdot> Mumbling in the closet and makes weird noises <MilesSeanworth> Ah, Jeffdot is up. <Jeffdot> Bursts out of the closet, this time with clothes on <Jeffdot> Ow.... <Fremziska> Oh Jeffdot...you're back with us. <Jeffdot> Yes...I'm actually better now. <Fremziska> Are you hurt? <PhoenixRoot> ... <Jeffdot> No...why? <Fremziska> Whips Jeffdot off his feet <Jeffdot> Hits the floor and Kamina shades break Ow... <Fremziska> How 'bout now? <Jeffdot> ...yes....yes I am in quite a bit of pain... <Fremziska> Good... <MilesSeanworth> I have an idea! Why don't you go hang out with the Sky's Baby, and I'll join you when my limbs aren't broken! OKAY? :-D <Jeffdot> What? The sky had a baby??!!?!?!? <Fremziska + PhoenixRoot> YES! <Jeffdot> This changes everything! <Jeffdot> I mean, EVERYTHING! <Jeffdot> Like, I mean, I don't HATE Rote anymore! <PhoenixRoot> And yet you continue to call me 'Rote'... <Jeffdot> Deal with it. You got Phoenix Rooty AND ROTE now. <MilesSeanworth>* <MilesSeanworth> You have an interesting life, eh Root? <PhoenixRoot> If my 'interesting' you mean miserable, then yes. Yes, I have a very INTERESTING life.. The P.A. system comes on <Voice> Attention sick people! <Voice> The sky just had a baby! <Voice> We are also under fire from an army of light bulbs with feet and a legion of shrubberies! Please evacuate immediately! <Everyone> . . . <PhoenixRoot> Did he just say... <Jeffdot> ...that we were being attacked... <Fremziska> ...by legions of light bulbs... <MilesSeanworth> ...and SHRUBBERIES?! <PhoenixRoot> We need to get out of here...fast... <Fremziska> I agree... <Jeffdot> He's right..(for once...) <PhoenixRoot> What do we do with Seanworth? <Fremziska> I vote for taking him instead of Jeffdot. <Jeffdot> Leave him here. <MilesSeanworth> I agree with Fremziska. Leave Jeffdot and take me with you. <PhoenixRoot> We have a better chance of surviving together. Rolls over a wheelchair Get in. Now. <Jeffdot> So you're...not leaving me behind? <MilesSeanworth> Slowly sits on the wheelchair <Fremziska> I wish, but Mr. Phoenix Rooty is right...we need each other... <PhoenixRoot> All right! Let's get out of here



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:05 PM Post #7
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<PhoenixRoot> Opens the door and a cherry falls sidewards down the hallway <PhoenixRoot> Turns around And there's no way out! <Jeffdot> Great... <Fremziska> What was that? Cherries? HAH! <Fremziska> Stand aside, Mr. Phoenix Rooty! I will give them WHAT FOR! <Fremziska> Readies whip as another bunch of cherries fall down the hallway again <Fremziska> Ready...aim...WHIP! Whips the cherries <Cherries> Cherrry bounces and the whip twists and hits Fremziska <Fremziska> OUCH! ...They....they... <MilesSeanworth> O_O <Fremziska> THEY JUST HIT ME WITH MY OWN WHIP! <PhoenixRoot> There's no way out of here... <MilesSeanworth> I Recognize those cherries! They're too strong! <Jeffdot> There is...ONE way... <MilesSeanworth> WE'RE DOOMED! <PhoenixRoot> Y-you can't be serious... <Fremziska> Way out?! WHERE?! TELL ME NOW! <MilesSeanworth> Indeed... <PhoenixRoot> The...perfume department. <MilesSeanworth> .....There is no other way. <PhoenixRoot> Points to a door at the ned of the rooom with pink curtains on it <PhoenixRoot> We have no choice... <Fremziska> They are right...Jeffdot you go first. <Jeffdot> Why me... <PhoenixRoot> Because Fremziska will whip you if you don't? <Jeffdot> Well that sounds pretty convincing... <Jeffdot> You guys better be right behind me... <PhoenixRoot> Sure. <Fremziska> Maybe. <MilesSeanworth> Hah. <Jeffdot> Puts on Kamina Shades And so we boldly go! Opens the door and is INSTANTLY sprayed by a bottle <Jeffdot> ARRRRGH!!! Door slams and is thrown backwards, Kamina shades fly off face <PhoenixRoot> Wow... <Fremziska> A record time of....3 seconds. <MilesSeanworth> Yep. We're screwed. <MilesSeanworth> Hmmm....I might have an idea.... <PhoenixRoot> Oh? Do tell. <MilesSeanworth> We need a SHIELD. <Fremziska> Like what? <MilesSeanworth> Hmmm...... <MilesSeanworth> NATOLANT! HE ALWAYS COMES BACK TO LIFE AND HE'S TOO GAY TO BE AFFECTED BY THE PERFUME! HE'LL BE OUR MEATSHIELD! <PhoenixRoot> No... <Fremziska> Yeah, I would go through by myself before I brought that ...THING...back to life. <Fremziska> As if he wasn't dead already. <Jeffdot> Huh...that idiot who called Fremziska 'Mrs. Phoenix Rote'? <Fremziska> Yes, and if you want to keep your face I suggest you never say that again <MilesSeanworth> How about another method of escape? <MilesSeanworth> As in, MAKING another one. <PhoenixRoot> I don't know...but Natolant is out of the question. <MilesSeanworth> Jeffdot, go see if the Cherries are touchable. <Jeffdot> Sure... <Jeffdot> Opens the door and chugs and a Mountain Dew, and throws the can at a cherry, which are falling sidewards much quicker now <Cherries> Can bounces off again and hits Jeffdot square in the face <MilesSeanworth> We've established they're indestructable. <Jeffdot> AUGH! falls backwards into the room again <MilesSeanworth> I want to know if they can be held or grabbed. A cherry falls sidwards into the room <PhoenixRoot> Quick! Fremmy! Whip the door closed! <Fremziska> ! Whips the door closed before any cherries can get in <Cherry> Begins falling towards Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> SOMEONE JUST GRAB THE DAMNED THING! <PhoenixRoot> Tries to grab the cherries, but is nailed in the groin after they somehow manage to hit him there <PhoenixRoot> OWWWWW! <Cherries> Continue falling up into Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> Wheels his wheelchair away from them <MilesSeanworth> Okay....New Plan. <MilesSeanworth> Fremziska. Help angle my Wheelchair with the cherry and the wall. I have a way out. <PhoenixRoot> On the floor writhing in pain <Fremziska> Heads over to Seanworth <Cherries> A cherry splits apart from the bunch, two cherries are falling up at Sean again, the other is falling down at Fremziska <MilesSeanworth> Hurry! Time is of the essence! <Fremziska> It's coming right towards me! Whips the cherry, but it is futile <Fremziska> HELLP! <MilesSeanworth> Drat......the fate of the mission is in my hands! Rolls wheelchair into the cherry <PhoenixRoot> Mmgphf...Gets up off the floor I think I'm okay.. <MilesSeanworth> grabs the back of his Wheelchair BACKFLIPS OFF THE WHEELCHAIR JUST AS THE WHEELCHAIR HITS THE CHERRY And then lands on his back Oof! <Cherries> The cherries chasing Fremziska turn around and head after Root <PhoenixRoot> What the hell.. <Cherries> The cherries chasing Seanworth now fall downwards and hover over Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> ...get away from me! OBJECTION! <Cherries> The cherry is unfazed by the Objection! <MilesSeanworth> We're going to die here.... <Jeffdot> mmmf....Gets up and sees this scene <Fremziska> At the hands of cherries... <PhoenixRoot> ...that fall UP... The Wheelchair suddenly crashes into the wall, breaking it and creating a window of escape <PhoenixRoot> Wait a second... <Cherries> * begin suffocating Seanworth* <MilesSeanworth> YES! IT WORKED! I wasn't trying to do it when trying to save Fremziska, BUT IT WORK---MMrph! <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! THIS IS NOT I WANT TO BE THE GUY: THE GAME! <Cherries> .... <Cherries> Explodes <PhoenixRoot> Whew... <Jeffdot> Wow.. <Fremziska> If you thought I was jumping off this floor of this hospital, you are deeply mistaken, Mr. Miles Seanworth. <PhoenixRoot> so we're still stuck here... Loud banging outside <Jeffdot> It sounds like the light bulbs and shrubberies are advancing! <MilesSeanworth> But with the cherries gone, we should be able to escape...but I have no wheelchair. We NEED to get out before we really ARE trapped. <PhoenixRoot> The only way out is through the perfume department though! <Fremziska> Are you saying that we go in there and just...wing it?! <MilesSeanworth> ......does ANYONE here have goggles? <Jeffdot> I have Kamina Shades... <PhoenixRoot> What about the hospital bed sheets...couldn't we use them to use as a sort of fitler? <MilesSeanworth> We could use that as a covering but Someone IvoteJeffdot has to guide us or we'll keep smacking into stuff. <Jeffdot> Look, Mr. Seanworth, I know how to navigate that place just as much as you do! <Jeffdot> I've been through enough as it is! <PhoenixRoot> Yeah but the difference is you were ASKING for it then... <MilesSeanworth> Fine, I'll do it. I have virtually no sense of smell anyway. <Fremziska> Hmm...the rest of us? We're just going to cover ourselves with used hospital bed sheets and...go?! <MilesSeanworth> I'll be in front guiding you the entire way to the exit. <PhoenixRoot> Sounds like a plan... Loud noises at the door <Jeffdot> Quick! The cherries are coming! <MilesSeanworth> HURRY! <Jeffdot> You know Rote....being in a near-death situation between a perfume department and a bunch of cherries sent in by lighting devices and garden shrubs...kind of put things into perspective for me... <Jeffdot> and...I guess you were right...both, you and Seanworth....and Fremziska...it isn't Rote's fault that Angela is dead, or that I got poisoned... <Fremziska> Tearing up sheets <PhoenixRoot> That's wonderful Jeffdot - really it is - now come help us before we're murdered by said fruits. <Jeffdot> Begins helping <MilesSeanworth> Murdered by fruits? But I thought Natolant was dead! Ba-dum-pish! <Fremziska> Shut up Seanworth, before I whip you and tie you up with this cloth and leave you here. <PhoenixRoot> Okay! Let's get out of here for real this time! <All> The groups gets up, Seanworth leading first <MilesSeanworth> Is everyone ready?! <All> Yes! Let's go! <MilesSeanworth> Kicks down the Perfume Department door and begins sprinting with the sheet in front of his face <All> The rest follow... We has new stuff! This is actually a completely new post, and you'll actually have to wait for more after this. So enjoy it. <Cherries> Beat down the hospital door and begin falling up into the perfume department <Jeffdot> SEANWORTH! THE CHERRIES ARE FALLING UPWARDS INTO THE DEPARTMENT! <Jeffdot> Upon opening his mouth, a hand comes out and sprays perfume into Jeffdot's face <Jeffdot> AHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHH! <MilesSeanworth> SUCK IT UP AND KEEP GOING! <MilesSeanworth> WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS! <MilesSeanworth> Let's just hope....that the perfume...takes care...of...the...cherries! <PhoenixRoot> Keeps running and turns around to see a hand spray perfume on a cherry. Nothing happens <PhoenixRoot> THIS IS BIASED! THE PERFUME DOESN'T AFFECT THEM! <Fremziska> Keep running! Whipping perfume displays out of the way as they keep sprinting <MilesSeanworth> Takes a left, and is immediately sprayed by perfume <MilesSeanworth> I SEE THE EXIT! <All> Sprint faster <Cherries> Fall over the exit <MilesSeanworth> ...... <MilesSeanworth> Stops and stares <PhoenixRoot> Stops short <Fremziska> Crashes into Phoenix <MilesSeanworth> Falls down, the sheet uncovering his face <PhoenixRoot> Knocked down as well, the sheet away from his face <Jeffdot> Keeps running and falls over the pile of heros* <MilesSeanworth> Any last words or confessions you'd like to make before we die? hands begin spraying extremely potent perfumes at the heros <Cherries> One cherry bunch begins falling upwards toward the group.. <PhoenixRoot> Yes...Object--sprayed--Wheeze... <Jeffdot> I just wish I had one more MountainDew.. <Fremziska> It...can't...end...just...like this...so..many...people to...whip..hacking and wheezing <MilesSeanworth> I blame Jeffdot for this mess. A bottle of perfume is sprayed directly into Seanworth's face <MilesSeanworth> HACK! WHEEZE Rugh.... <Jeffdot> If I wasn't so fatigued I'd argue. <Cherries> Another bunch begins falling upward towards the group <PhoenixRoot> Coughing Things....are looking Sprayed in the face again <Jeffdot> Well this suc-Sprayed by French perfume <Jeffdot> Kamina shades break right off his face <Jeffdot> ...just to mock me HUH!? <PhoenixRoot> well...I'm not giving up! Begins crawling towards blocked exit <MilesSeanworth> ........ <MilesSeanworth> It's...over.... <PhoenixRoot> Sprayed in the face again ...okay...I'm giving up. <Fremziska> What...do you think is going to kill us first..... <Fremziska> the perfume...or the cherries? <MilesSeanworth> The Cherries..... <Jeffdot> I don't really care....just KILL me already... <Jeffdot> Feels pocket Hey....I have...one last...can... <Jeffdot> Cracks the can open, but a hand sprays perfume in it <Jeffdot> ...I hate my life... <MilesSeanworth> Well at least it won't be bothering you much longer... <Cherries> Begin suffocating Root and Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> (so...this is where is ends...) <PhoenixRoot> (Just like this....in a perfume department, by cherries...) Sprayed in the face AS he's being suffocated <MilesSeanworth> No..... <Fremziska> Mr...Phoe-cough...nix....Roo....Cough...ty... <MilesSeanworth> There...has to be some escape..... <Jeffdot> Rote...I'...m....so...r....r..y... <Cherries> Begin killing Root <PhoenixRoot> (At last...this...nightmare....is...ov..e.r....) <MilesSeanworth> If I wasn't hospitalized.........we wouldn't...b..e...h...e..re........this is ....my responsibility............. <MilesSeanworth> Please......whomever is listening.....spare them.....and leave me........ <Jeffdot> I have...one...last...Takes out a gun0like object <PhoenixRoot> (Just...end it...and stop mocking me!) Sprayed in the face again as the Cherries attack his chest cavity <Fremziska> ...Phoe...n...ix......Ro...o..t....y....I.....Sprayed in the face--cough <Fremziska> ..I...just.....want yo....u...to....has a coughing fit <PhoenixRoot> (Save it Fremmy....it'll...b.e....ov....er.....soon) <Jeffdot> Loads a can of MountainDew into the gun and fires it at the Cherry on Root <Jeffdot> For....Ang...ela...pulls the trigger <Cherries> A big explosion is heard and there is a white flash is seen as the cherry on Root explodes with the hissing bubbling of Mountain Dew <PhoenixRoot> ...? Takes a deep breath but instantly sputters it all out <MilesSeanworth> ...(at...least...I get what...I deserve...) <PhoenixRoot> Obje...ct....ion! Points at the Cherry and it explodes <PhoenixRoot> We...must continue! Wheezing <MilesSeanworth> Urgh....maybe...it isn't hopeless...hurry...Crawls toward the exit <All> The rest crawl after him, to the exit which looks like a mall exit <All> Begin to sing some song about being brave and couregeous, but the hands and the perfume silence them quickly <Fremziska> I'm going to -Cough- smell....-Wheeze-....too much after this.... <Jeffdot> My...mountain....dew-Choke-is going to smell...horri...ble... <PhoenixRoot> Has a hacking fit before he can even get a line in <MilesSeanworth> Bloody......I....blame-coughing and choking-Britney....Spears... <Cherries> 3 bunches of cherries begin falling towards Root, Seanworth, and Jeffdot <PhoenixRoot> Summons up some new air and yells out THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR USSSSS!! <Jeffdot> Oh for the love of everything caffienated... <MilesSeanworth> What do we do?! <PhoenixRoot> I...I don't know! <MilesSeanworth> What kills Cherries?! <Fremziska> I wish-cough-my whip...had a...'kill fruit' setting.... <MilesSeanworth> .......WAIT! Don't you have a "Whippinator" 5000 or something? <MilesSeanworth> SET IT TO SALAD OR SOMETHING! <PhoenixRoot> I don't-cough know...insecticides-Sprayed AUUUUGH MY EYES! <Fremziska> Checks whip, but sprayed in the face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Fremziska> Screams, causing one cherry bunch to explode before she is sprayed in the face <Fremziska> Has a coughing fit ....no... <MilesSeanworth> AAARGH! IGNORE THE CHERRIES AND GET OUT OF THE PERFUME PLACE! BETTER TO HAVE ONE ISSUE OPPOSED TO TW--sprayed BLARGH! <Jeffdot> I'm going to die here....in a damn perfume department in a hospital at the hands of perfume and fruit.. <PhoenixRoot> Hey, why didn't you get sprayed in all of that? Sprayed AGGGGH! <Jeffdot> I don't kno-Sprayed by a bottle called "Bolt II" <Jeffdot> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH Kamina shades shatter right off his face* <All> Begin to crawl further out <Cherries> Two cherry bunches begin crushing Root and Jeffdot <MilesSeanworth> Crawling I'd suggest fire Sprayed Cough But the perfume would wind up exploding HACK knowing our luck <MilesSeanworth> Oh buggers... <PhoenixRoot> These damn things are wheeze indestructible...Fremmy's....whip didn't...even work. <MilesSeanworth> Takes out his kitchen knife and tries to STAB the Cherries <Cherries> The blade comes to the Cherry's skin, but it does not even dent it <Cherries> A cherry splits off from the bunch and socks Seanworth in the face, then begins suffocating him <MilesSeanworth> ........OBJECT--mmmph! <Phoenixroot> Moaning as he's suffocated Frem...my....hel..p...



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:06 PM Post #8
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<MilesSeanworth> Flails arms about madly <Fremziska> Slowly stands up For...my father...the PROSECUTOR! Takes out a tazer <Fremziska> Tases the Cherry on Root <Fremziska> The current flows THROUGH the Cherry, into Root, and back to Fremziska, electrocuting both Fremziska and Root <PhoenixRoot>Auuuuuughhhhhhhhhh! Electrocuted and suffocating <Fremziska> Electrical current causes an explosion and is knocked into a display of perfume and other cosmetics <MilesSeanworth> mmmph..........Flails hands around more, and knocks over some perfume bottles <PhoenixRoot> (I...finally thought we had them...I was wrong) <Jeffdot> Sprayed Mmmf....that...doesn't...look good Looking at Fremziska's body in a mess over near the display <PhoenixRoot> (!!!! If...only I could...get out of this...I would...) The mixture of two perfumes, for whatever reason, cause a very explosive reaction <MilesSeanworth> AAAAH! the cherry is blasted off of him, and Seanworth goes flying outside the Perfume department <Cherries> The explosion throws the cherries off Seanworth and Root for a brief moment <PhoenixRoot> No...Quick! Jeffdot! Let's get out of-sprayed-...here.. <Jeffdot> Where are we-cough-going..? <PhoenixRoot> The appliance department! <Jeffdot + PhoenixRoot> Run off to the appliance department <MilesSeanworth> Knocked Out <Cherries> Two cherries fall towards Jeffdot and Root <Fremziska> Ngh...Passed out in a mess <PhoenixRoot + Jeffdot> Finally emerge out of the Perfume Department and into the appliance department <PhoenixRoot> Panting for breath ....well...we made it...but there is no way out of here except BACK through the perfume department... <Jeffdot> And the point of coming here was...? <PhoenixRoot> I had an idea as I was choking to death. <Jeffdot> They always come at the best of times, don't they?. <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...so...if we find it, we'll probably be able to get through the cherries. <Jeffdot> 'Probably'? <MilesSeanworth> uuuughh......mommy, I don't want to ride the roller coaster..... <PhoenixRoot> Oh come on. I'm not sure if anything will work anymore, after all, we're being pursued by giant cherries that fall up... <Jeffdot> You make a forceful point.. <PhoenixRoot> Oh crap***, I think I see them coming towards us... <Jeffdot> You have a really dirty mouth, don't you...? <PhoenixRoot> Oh be quiet and lets go. <MilesSeanworth> Uhhh..Stirs* What happened? <PhoenixRoot + Jeffdot> Sneak away towards the microwave area <MilesSeanworth> In a corner, mangled and dirty after the explosion, out of sight of the cherries guarding the exit <MilesSeanworth> Oh fly swatters..... <Cherries> Turn in Seanworth's general direction <MilesSeanworth> OBJECTION! Cherries are incapable of sentient thought! <Author> You're talking about cherries are trying to KILL you and are falling UP. <Author> If that's possible, then they can think alright. A brick falls on Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> OW! But they're not supposed to FALL UP OR KILL YOU INTENTIONALLY EITHER! <Cherries> Now notice seanworth and begin falling towards him <Author> But they do, so there. <MilesSeanworth> WHY DOES ROOT'S OBJECTIONS EXPLODE THEM AND MINE DON'T?! <Author> Because his made sense and yours don't? <Cherries> Falling closer to Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> ! <MilesSeanworth> Grabs perfume bottles and throws them near the cherries, hoping a mixture will make another explosion <Cherries> Unfazed, and continue falling closer to Seanworth.. <MilesSeanworth> Throws faster EXPLOSION! <Cherries> Completely unfazed <PhoenixRoot> We need to find this thing, fast... <MilesSeanworth> THEY DEVELOPED RESISTANCE TO THEM?! <Jeffdot> So what does it do, exactly? <Author> Well nothing else works, so why should exploding perfume? <PhoenixRoot> You'll see.... <Jeffdot> You had better be righ-AUUUGH! Pushed from behind by a cherry <PhoenixRoot> !!! I need to find this thing, NOW! <PhoenixRoot> AHA! Pulls out a box, labeled 'OOPs' and begins tearing it open <PhoenixRoot> Hang in there Jeffdot! <Jeffdot> STOP PLAYING WITH THE BOX YOU IDIOT AND HELP ME! <PhoenixRoot> Takes out a box-like thing and a cord. Plugs the cord into an outlet and hits a button labeled 'STOP TIME' Time FREEZES in place, including the Cherries and Jeffdot <PhoenixRoot> Whew...Pulls Jeffdot out from under the Cherry <PhoenixRoot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' button again and unplugs the box <PhoenixRoot> Picks up box Jeffdot, run! Towards the exit! Now! <Jeffdot> huh...What...just happened...I'm...not under the cherry? <PhoenixRoot> Just RUN I'll explain later! <Jeffdot> Kicks over a shelf and starts running <PhoenixRoot> Hurries after him <Cherries> Begin crushing Seanworth in his corner <MilesSeanworth> P..pain.... <PhoenixRoot> Hurrying down the hall, sees Seanworth Wait! Jeffdot! Plug this in! Tosses cord <Jeffdot> Turns around Wha...? Hit in face by cord <Jeffdot> Ow....takes cord and plugs it into nearest outlet <PhoenixRoot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' Button. Time freezes. Again* <PhoenixRoot> Jeffdot, come on. <Jeffdot> ...what just happened? <PhoenixRoot> I stopped time using this Microwave. <Jeffdot> ...you WHAT? <Jeffdot> Is that how you did it? Then how come I remember being here for all this?! <PhoenixRoot> Because you held on to the cord? <Jeffdot> ...oh. <PhoenixRoot> Come on. Heads over to Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> I'll move the shelf, you get Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> Moves shelf, while Jeffdot gets Seanworth out and drags him back to the microwave* <PhoenixRoot> Ready? <Jeffdot> I gues...? <PhoenixRoot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' button again <Cherries> ? <PhoenixRoot> RUN! <MilesSeanworth> I CAN BREATHE! <Cherries> Turn around and start falling towards Seanworth again <MilesSeanworth> but not for long! <Root + Jeffdot + Seanworth> Flee towards the Perfume Department... <MilesSeanworth> TO SAFETY! <MilesSeanworth> The exit! I see the exit! <PhoenixRoot> We're gonna make it! <Jeffdot> Yeah we ar-no we're not... <PhoenixRoot> Huh? What do you mea-Slams into a cherry blocking the exit...which proceeds to strangle him <MilesSeanworth> AGH! NO! <Jeffdot> QUICK! THE OVEN OF POWERS! Plugs it in <Jeffdot> ENERGIZE IT, CAPTAIN! <MilesSeanworth> Presses the Stop Time Button Time Freezes...again... <Jeffdot> Okay...now we've got to drag Fremziska and Rote out of here... <Jeffdot> I'll get Rote, you get Fremziska. <MilesSeanworth> Okay! Wait, where IS she? <Jeffdot> Grabs Root and starts dragging him behind the wall of cherries and out of the perfume department <Jeffdot> Yelling backwards She's in that pile of rubble...somewhere. <MilesSeanworth> Runs toward the rubble and starts digging through it <MilesSeanworth> I think I found her-whoooooa....what.....what....Speechless <MilesSeanworth> She might break the fifth wall if she looks in a mirror...well, it's a good thing she can't hear me right now...hmm... <MilesSeanworth> Begins dragging Fremziska and her whip out of the perfume department <MilesSeanworth> Meets Jeffdot outside of the store into a generic-looking mall <MilesSeanworth> Panting Okay...now what? <Jeffdot> Well now we un...fre...eze...time.... <MilesSeanworth> ... <Jeffdot> ...oh. <MilesSeanworth> Bad things are going to occur, aren't they? <Jeffdot> One of us has to go in there and turn off the Oven of Powers... <Jeffdot> Rock paper scissors? <MilesSeanworth> Alright! ONE TWO THREE GO! Shoves Jeffdot toward the Oven <Jeffdot> Ngh! Time is frozen you dunce, <MilesSeanworth> ...damn...okay. Shoots paper <Jeffdot> Shoots rock ...damn damn! <Jeffdot> Best 2 out of 3? <MilesSeanworth> No, u. Go turn it off <Jeffdot> Come on... <MilesSeanworth> Fine... <MilesSeanworth> Shoots scissors <Jeffdot> Shoots scissors ... <MilesSeanworth> ...GET IN THERE, NOW! <Jeffdot> Why me... <MilesSeanworth> Because I hate you <Jeffdot> I hope you get smitten by whatever higher power there is up there... As if on cue, the author smites Seanworth with some nice holy fire, but because time is stopped, he can feel the pain but the flames'll never go out until the oven is turned off <MilesSeanworth> AAAAGH! HURRY! <Jeffdot> What's that? You want me to slow down? Okay, sure, whatever... <Jeffdot> Begins going .01 MPH <MilesSeanworth> THE PAAAIN THE PAAAIN! <Jeffdot> (I kind of feel bad for this...) <MilesSeanworth> HURRY IT UP! <Jeffdot> Finally arrives at the oven Hmm....now how am I going to do this... <MilesSeanworth> JUST TURN IT OFF AND UNPLUG IT AND THROW IT TO US SO I CAN STOP BURNING! <Jeffdot> Sounds like a plan if I ever heard one! <Jeffdot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' button and unplugs the oven <Cherries> Begin falling up into Jeffdot <Jeffdot> OH MERCIFUL! <MilesSeanworth> Is no longer burning Oh...so much better... <MilesSeanworth> Heh...Jeffdot is over there being attacked by Cherries...hehe....cherries...and...they're...falling up?! <PhoenixRoot> Nngh...where am I? <Fremziska> Agh..........what....what....what happened? <Jeffdot> Seanworth! TAKE THE OVEN! Throws the oven to Seanworth <Cherries> As the oven is in the air, a cherry in a bunch swings up and smashes it into little tiny pieces <MilesSeanworth> ....... <MilesSeanworth> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <Jeffdot> @!$(!%@#@^^$%&$%@&^@%&%@@%&$^@#$^%^@%@#%#$%^@%&^@$%&@$%&^%&#&@#$^^#%&%^@#&@%&@$%&!$$%$#!%^!#$^#!$^!%&%^@^^@$^!$#%$@#^#$^$@&$^#$^!@$^@#$^#$^@#$^%&#^@@%^@%^@!%%&#))$#@%!%!$%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Jeffdot>**************************************************************************************************! <Jeffdot> #%@%^@%#@%@%@%#%!%&^((&$%!^$%@$!%$#!^#!^#^-pummeled by two bunches of cherries* <Cherries> A bunch of cherries fall into Fremziska <Fremziska> HELP! HE-being strangled <MilesSeanworth> WHAT DO I DOOOO?! <PhoenixRoot> Ngh....Fremziska AND Jeffdot being mauled by cherries that fall up?! <MilesSeanworth> Tries to get the Cherries away from her <Cherries> The bunch of cherries attack Fremziska split apart, and one knocks Seanworth to the ground Fremziska, with what little sight she has, notices a switch hidden behind two objects <Jeffdot> H....he....lp...me.... <Jeffdot> Dying from....frui-Sprayed in the face AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! <MilesSeanworth> Urggh! Tries to crawl away from the cherries, and then knocks over a crate of banannas <Cherries> Begin falling towards Seanworth and crushing him <PhoenixRoot> Why am I the only one not being attacked... <Cherries> As if on que again, a the last bunch of cherries begin falling towards Root <PhoenixRoot> ....oh POOPY.. The Banannas somehow knock SOME of the cherries away <MilesSeanworth> The cherry is knocked away FREEDOM! begins sprinting away, only to be hit by another split cherry from Root <PhoenixRoot> Gasping for air We're all screwed aren't we? <Jeffdot> Still being crushed Not...much time...lef-sprayed STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! <Fremziska> I blame...Al...Gore for this... <MilesSeanworth> We're screwed...yep <Fremziska> Can barely move, but manages to hit a switch on the wall next to her, as a last attempt to do something to save everyone's lives Bweee.... <PhoenixRoot> ....and that...did what? <MilesSeanworth> Obviously...nothing....Choking A capsule rises up, and opens up, revealing a scientist <ScientistDude> Greetings, whomever you are! <Cherries> One bunch that's pummeling Jeff begin falling towards the Scientist <ScientistDude> I got bored one day, and I played too many video games, so I decided to make upgrades and hide them for people to find. Yeah, I probably should have left them for SF-X, but....he's got enough. So.....a nice looking whip comes into Fremziska's range This is the Tazer Whip! It's a whip that has electrical abilities! It could even stun the strongest of things! ...Well, later. Capsule breaks down <Cherries> The cherry falling towards the Scientist stops and falls backward...you know, if that was really even possible <Fremziska> (TAZER WHIP!) Uses new whip to whip the Cherry <MilesSeanworth> SHE GOT A TAZER WHIP?! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE <Cherries> Once again, the electrical current passes RIGHT through the cherries and into Fremziska, causing another explosion <Fremziska> Knocked away into another wall, the cherry appears stunned, but not for long as it goes right back falling into Fremziska <Fremziska> NO! I WILL NOT BE TORTURED AGAIN! <Fremziska> Cracks the whip and whips Root, causing the current to pass through his body into the cherry and back out causing yet another explosion <PhoenixRoot> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH! <PhoenixRoot> Knocked far away from a Cherry <MilesSeanworth> Quick! Open a path to escape! <Fremziska> Cracks whip and grabs WHO IS NEXT?! <Fremziska> Turns to Jeffdot and whips him, causing a massive explosion, pushing the cherries away <Jeffdot> Begins sprinting away from the blast zone, blackened but alive <Fremziska> Mr. Miles Seanworth! You are next! Are you ready for your whipping?! <MilesSeanworth> (I don't know whether to be happy or afraid...) <Fremziska> WELL MR. MILES SEANWORTH!? <MilesSeanworth> QUICKLY LIBERATE ME SO THAT WE CAN LEAVE <Fremziska> Very well! Whips Seanworth, electrucuting him but knocking the Cherry away <MilesSeanworth> Ahhhhhhhhghhhhhh! Flees <All> Fleeing from the perfume department into an mall commons, with several different stores <Cherries> Slowly falling towards the group <PhoenixRoot> RUN TOOOO THE HIIIILLLLS! <MilesSeanworth> RUNNNNN FOOOOOR YOUR LIIIFE! <Fremziska> The cherries are upon us! <Jeffdot> Yes, I do believe we're on the eve of the De-I mean...destruction...Drinking Mountain Dew and singing into a can <PhoenixRoot> ...quick! In there! *Points to a store with the titled "AD 2101"



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:09 PM Post #9
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<All> Duck in <Cherries> Stop falling and look for the group <???> How are you gentlemen... <Fremziska> AHEM <???> ...and lady... <???> In AD 2101, war is only the beginning! <???> All your base are belong to us. <???> You have no chance to survive against cherries make your time. <???> Har har har <Jeffdot> WHAT SAY YOU?! <???> All your base are belong to us. <PhoenixRoot> Okay, okay enough...we need to think...what were we doing before we went through the perfume department? <Fremziska> I vaguely remember something about a lampshade. <MilesSeanworth> I remember. Fremziska broke the fourth wall and the sky had a baby. <MilesSeanworth> At least, that's what you were yelling <PhoenixRoot> Oh right...well, store keeper...do you have anything...that can help us? <???> I told you, you have no chance to survive make your time. <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! Against the Cherries...though <???> ... <PhoenixRoot> That has nothing to do with fixing the fourth wall! <???> ... <PhoenixRoot> ...well? <???> We have nothing for you here in AD 2101, we only sell stuff pertaining to the future and outer space.. <Jeffdot> Have any Mountain Dew in here? <???> no. <Jeffdot> BLASPHEMER! <Jeffdot> Begins climbing over the counter trying to punch the store keeper <MilesSeanworth> JEFFDOT NO! YOU'RE INVOKING MURPHY'S LAW! <PhoenixRoot> Anyway...what is your name <Jeffdot> Mmmmf! Held down and gagged by Seanworth <???> I am known as STAC. In all caps and everything <STAC> It is certainly not a rip-off of anything <PhoenixRoot> Sure it isn't...now, do you know where we can find something to fix the fourth wall? <STAC> The fourth wall? How did it break in the first place. <Fremziska> ... <PhoenixRoot> ... <MilesSeanworth> Points at Fremziska She giggled <STAC> ....what? <Jeffdot> ...it's a long story <STAC> Start explaining, I've got all the time in the world...we don't get many customers...I scare them off within a few seconds <PhoenixRoot> Why does that not surprise me? <MilesSeanworth> Well...she uh...she giggled...and there was a loud crack...and...it broke. <MilesSeanworth> And then it fell on my leg. <STAC> ... <PhoenixRoot> Well yes...that takes care of most of it. You see, she isn't the type to giggle. <STAC> Then what made her do it? What mysterious power did this?! <STAC> I MUST KNOW! <PhoenixRoot> ...I was talking to Seanworth...who was sleeping and he insulted me, so I insulted him back <STAC> ... <PhoenixRoot> ...what? <STAC> ...wow... <PhoenixRoot> And then she giggled at that, thus, the fourth wall broke. <STAC> Hmmm....that is interesting <PhoenixRoot> So...any idea what we can do? <STAC> Not really...but I suppose I can give you a general idea <MilesSeanworth> Good. I'd like for this insanity to END <STAC> I'm afraid, my friend, that the insanity is only BEGINNING <MilesSeanworth> I wish I could say I was surprised. <STAC> You see, somebody has set you up the bomb. <STAC> You are on the way to destruction. <MilesSeanworth> Shut your face. <STAC> Well now... <STAC> I know of a place you can go that may be able to help you. <MilesSeanworth> Where? <STAC> However, to get there...you will have to go on a crusade, for great justice. <STAC> You'll also have to take off every zig. <PhoenixRoot> We're going to have to...WHAT? <STAC> Take off every zig, of course. <Jeffdot> ... <Fremziska> A crusade?! THAT MEANS I CAN WHIP PEOPLE! <PhoenixRoot> Well yes, we are sort of on a crusade...to defeat...what was it? A legion of shruberries and light bulbs with feet. <STAC> Excellent, now all you need to do is take off every zig. <PhoenixRoot> and...how do we do that? <MilesSeanworth> I know! <MilesSeanworth> We get a Zig-Zag, and then we take the zig off of it! "Take off zig!" <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth, you're a genius! <PhoenixRoot> STAC, do you have any Zig-Zag? <STAC> Actually, I do, gentlemen...and lady. <STAC> That'll be eleventy billion dollars. <Jeffdot> ... <PhoenixRoot> ... <MilesSeanworth> ... <Fremziska> Cracks Tazer-whip HOW MUCH WILL IT BE? <MilesSeanworth> OBJECTION! Eleventy isn't a NUMBER <STAC> Okay, fine. Eleven billion dollars. <Fremziska> Tazer-whips STAC <STAC> AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! B-b-b-b-b--aaaaseee.... <Fremziska> How 'bout now? <STAC> ...two ninety-five.... <PhoenixRoot> Fine. Gets out three single dollar bills, hands them to STAC and takes Zig-Zag <PhoenixRoot> Okay...so...we remove...the zig? <MilesSeanworth> Takes the Zig-Zag ......Breaks the Zig off <PhoenixRoot> Okay...so we took off every zig...we're on a crusade for great justice...where do we go? <STAC> Across the hall and to the left, there is a new franchise open for business. Ask for C. D, he might be able to help you... <STAC> And watch out for those cherries, they sound dangerous. <MilesSeanworth> Right! Let's hurry before they catch up! <All> Flee into the crowded mall terrace, into a door labeled 'Mocffej Art Franchises" <Cherries> Completely lost by now* <December 22; 6:32 P.M. B&G Comic Franchise> <MilesSeanworth> hmm... <MilesSeanworth> We made it, and the Cherries can't find us! We're in a good position now! <PhoenixRoot> Please stop trying to invoke Murphy's Law; you're way too good at it. <Fremziska> He is? We ALL are... <PhoenixRoot> Touche`. <Fremziska> Does that mean I can whip you? Grinning happily <PhoenixRoot> No. <Fremziska> Aww... <???> Can I help you...? <PhoenixRoot> Yes...uh...we were just in that store across the way, Points to AD 2101 and someone named STAC told us to come here for help. <???> Oh....well, what can I do for you? <PhoenixRoot> Well...we need help fixing the fourth wall... <???> The...what? <PhoenixRoot> Fourth wall. It fell on my good friend Seanworth here when Fremziska there broke it. <???> How did she break it? <PhoenixRoot> She uh...she giggled. <???>...ah... <MilesSeanworth> Which she doesn't do. <MilesSeanworth> Ever <PhoenixRoot> Right. <???> I see... <PhoenixRoot> So...can you help us? <???> Well, I'm not sure. I've got a whole comic strip to manage. <PhoenixRoot> Hmm... <???> Oh, I haven't even introduced myself...my name is C. D. Nospmis <Nospmis> I manage the comic "Nayrb & Ybbag". It's been getting quite popular as of late. <Jeffdot> Wandering around, looking at the art <MilesSeanworth> Wait a minute...Nayrb backwards is..brick'd <PhoenixRoot> ...holy **** did you just see a brick come flying towards Seanworth?! <Author> Yeah, I threw it. He was about to say something he shouldn't have. <MilesSeanworth> Bollocks...that hurt. <Author> Another brick falls on Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> OW! <PhoenixRoot> Wait..."Nayrb" spelt backwards is...b-bricked <Author> Shut up! <PhoenixRoot> Oww... <Fremziska> ...wait..."Ybbag" spelt backwards is... <Author> (Oh crap...I can't hurt Fremziska! But she's about to spoil a plot device!) <MilesSeanworth> OH HAX <PhoenixRoot> HAH! UP YOURS AUTHOR! <Nospmis> W-what...what are you guys talking to?! <MilesSeanworth> (He does realize he just insulted hi-) Brick! I WAS ONLY THINKING IT! <Author> mmmf...Fremziska don't say it, or I'm going to pair you and Root together! <Author> I don't care if you're thinking it or not, I can SEE it <Fremziska> Brandishes whip You'll WHAT? <Author> Your whip doesn't scare me. I control everything in this, including what you DO. <MilesSeanworth> You realize you're trying to fight with the equivalent of a God? <Author> So yes, I have absolute power over you and Root's fate, so yes, I could have you too make out and get married, or whatever I want! <Fremziska> YOU WOULDN'T DARE! <Author> OH YES I WOULD <Fremziska> Cracks whip YEAH!? <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth AND YES I KNOW WHO I AM DEALING WITH THANK YOU, FOOLISH FOOL! <MilesSeanworth> HE EXISTS OUTSIDE OF THIS WORLD YOU FOOLISH FOOL! YOU CAN'T HURT HIM! <Author> YOU WON'T WIND FREMZISKA, I CONTROL YOUR ENTIRE BEING, YOU COULDN'T WHIP ME IF YOU TRIED! <MilesSeanworth> ...did I just call her...... <MilesSeanworth> Runs and hides <Fremziska> Glares at Seanworth Hmph. Well, you foolish fool of an author, I'll whip Seanworth into submission if you do! <Author> See what I care. <MilesSeanworth> OH GOD NO! <Author> That won't work against me, Fremziska. <MilesSeanworth> JUST ACCEPT THAT THE AUTHOR'S NAME IS TO BE A MYSTERY! <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth, who is hiding in the corner <Fremziska> You...you're a powerful being..... <MilesSeanworth> THE PAIN! <Fremziska> Quit your whining Seanworth <Fremziska> But why can't I say something so blantly obvious <Author> Well...because I said so! <Fremziska> ... <Author> Well, really, I want people to notice how bad of a reference I can make... <Author> I want them to figure it out for themselves! Sounds of a door opening <Author> ? <Co-Author> Yo! Bryan! I'm back with the Pizza! <Author> Damnit Sean! <MilesSeanworth> ... <Fremziska> ... <Sean> .....Uhhh...oops? <Bryan> Okay, okay FINE...you can say it..... <Bryan> but be careful...remember, I control ALL of you <Bryan> Remember this, Fremziska. <Nospmis> O-okay...I'm a little afraid now.. <Fremziska> So..."Ybbag" is "Gabby"...spelt backwards... <MilesSeanworth> And "Nayrb" is "Bryan" Spelt backwards. <MilesSeanworth> Wait..... <PhoenixRoot> and Mocffej is "Jeffcom" spelt backwards... <PhoenixRoot> ... <Jeffdot> Looking at art Hey, Rote...this guy looks a lot like you.. <PhoenixRoot> Looks at the art ...wow...you're...right. <MilesSeanworth> OBJECTION! Sean, if you are the Author who controls ME, how were you doing so while you were AWAY! <Sean> Because you touch yourself at night. <MilesSeanworth> .....That isn't a legitimate answer. <Sean> I didn't hear you object to the "touching yourself" part. <MilesSeanworth> You're a jerk. <Sean> I never claimed to be nice. <MilesSeanworth> Touche. Now stop talking to yourself. <Sean> I'm talking to YOU, not myself. <MilesSeanworth> What am I but you playing the role of a video game character? <Sean> Touche. Also, you broke the fourth wall worse. Good going. <MilesSeanworth> Actually, it was Fremziska who broke the fourth wall. <Gabby> And what a good job my character did of it! <Fremziska> ? <PhoenixRoot> Oh cripes.... <Bryan> Oh buggers... <Sean> Yes, but Seanworth made it WORSE. Oh god... <Jeff> HI GUYS! <Sean> WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?!



Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:10 PM Post #10
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 730 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<Bryan> What the hell?! <Bryan> Guys really.. <Gabby> Roooooty, make Fremziska whip Root. <Bryan> Seriously, guys, let's get a level on this.. <Sean> THE AUTHOR'S PLANE, A.K.A OUR DORM ROOM IS GETTING TOO CROWDED! <Bryan> Yeah, seriously, how did you guys even get in! <Jeff> Door was unlocked. <Bryan> DAMNIT SEAN STOP LEAVING IT UNLOCKED <Sean> Oops. <Sean> I WAS TOO PREOCCUPIED ABOUT EATING SOME PIZZA <Nospmis> What the hell is going on? <Bryan> ... <Sean> Not like you haven't forgotten to do stuff. <Gabby> Rooooooty! <Gabby> Rooooooooooooooty <Bryan> Sometimes I hate my life... <Sean> I STILL REMEMBER WHEN HALF MY PLANET ON OGAME WAS DESTROYED BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO SEND THE FLEET FOR AN ACS DEFENSE BECAUSE YOU WERE PLAYING WOW ALL DAY! Pant Pant <PhoenixRoot> ....I...I...I feel so messed up. <MilesSeanworth> Our destinies are determined by a bunch of retards. <Bryan> You're as much an Ogame fanantic as I am a WoW fanatic. <Fremziska> You can say that again.. <Sean> Yeah, well...your FACE is an Ogame fanatic! <Bryan> Actually, it's not, be quiet or I'll make something bad happen to Seanworth. <Gabby> ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY! Bites Bryan <Bryan> AAAAAAAAAAAAGGH! REMMY STOP IT! LET GO! YOU'RE DRAWING BLOOD! <Sean> Oh dude....ow... <Gabby> Let's go ... <Bryan> What?! What Remmy?! Please, stop hurting me. <Jeff> (Man she can be crazy...) <Jeffdot> Hey, extra-planar me, get me some Mountain Dew! <Jeff> Get your own. <Sean> REJECTED! <Jeffdot> Shut up, extra-planar Seanworth. <Sean> I'm going to get something to drink. Also. Lightning strikes Jeffdot <Jeffdot> AAAAGHH! <Gabby> Make Fremziska whip Root! <Sean> Don't piss me off unless you want to have 10 gallons of DIET SODA sent down your throat. <Bryan> All in due time, Remmy. <Jeffdot> whimper <Sean> I'm eating my pizza before it gets cold. <Bryan> Okay, okay seriously guys...we need to get back to the story. <Jeff> Okay, fine... <Sean> But we need cheap lulz. so.....Snaps fingers Seanworth becomes a girl There. Because changing someone's gender is always good for a laugh or seventeen! PIZZA TIEMZ! Walks off <Seanworth> NOOOOOOOOOOO! <Bryan> Grow up, Sean. Changes Seanworth back <Sean> I REFUSE TO GROW UP! <Sean> I WILL REMAIN THIS WAY FOREVAH! <Bryan> Yeah, well you're a big posh sod with plums in your mouth! <Sean> Throws Boggle cubes at Bryan Shut up and let me eat. CHOMP <Bryan> Arrgh... <PhoenixRoot> Oookay...then.. <Fremziska> Did you hear that?! Gabby wants me to whip you! <PhoenixRoot> That doesn't mean you're going to. <Nospmis> Yes...anyway...where were we? The fourth wall... <PhoenixRoot> ...and...this...this girl...Ybbag, looks awfully like...FREMZISKA! <Nospmis> !! <PhoenixRoot> What are you playing here, Nospmis? <Nospmis> N-nothing...fourth wall...we must fix it! <MilesSeanworth> You mean the one that DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE!? THE AUTHOR'S APPEARANCE BASICALLY DESTROYED THE FOURTH WALL TO THE POINT WHERE IT CANNOT BE FIXED <Nospmis> ....yeah, crap***. <Jeffdot> Sipping Mountain Dew, obviously not caring to whatever is going on* <Sean> Well, that one is Bryan's fault. So..good luck with your fourth wall-less world! <Bryan> Shut up Sean, it's called a plot device. Deal with it. <PhoenixRoot> Then what are you doing with characterss in a comic strip that look like Fremziska and I and are named after the author and one of his friends, who happens to be a female. <Gabby> (Damn, he actually recognized that we're not together!) <Nospmis> Uhh.....coincidence? <PhoenixRoot> I think not. Fremziska? <Fremziska> With pleasure...Whips Nospmis <Nospmis> PAIN! Jumps 6 feet up in the air <MilesSeanworth> Two Coincidences seems more like a pattern to me. <Bryan> Hmph, because it's obvious that Ozy and Millie is not stalking Gabby and I...no way. <PhoenixRoot> Exactly. Now cough up. <Nospmis> Well...it was all the author's idea! <Bryan> WHAT?! YOU CAN'T PIN THIS ON ME ! If it weren't for Sean coming in, none of this would have happened. <Nospmis> ... <Bryan> Tell the truth. <Nospmis> Sigh Fine... <Nospmis> We've been, keeping an eye...on Fremziska and you and making into quite a productive comic. <Nospmis> We named it after the author and his friend...it's an obvious reference to something else, but I cannot tell you what that is. <PhoenixRoot> So you mean to say...you've been stalking us? And now you don't have the guts to tell us exactly what you based this all off of?! <Nospmis> Basically. <PhoenixRoot> ...tell us or Fremziska will whip you. <Fremziska> Yay! Whip! <Nospmis> You drive an interesting bargain... <PhoenixRoot> One you cannot refuse... <Nospmis> Very well...in the extra-planar world, it is known as...Ozy and Millie.. <PhoenixRoot> ... <Fremziska> ... <Jeffdot> ... <MilesSeanworth> ... <MilesSeanworth> Well, since we're unfamiliar with the extra-planar world, we have no idea what that means! <Sean> Of course, you can never make it simple, can you? Bollocks...Bryan, you explain it. <Bryan> Why me <Sean> The reason involves you. <PhoenixRoot> Suck it up, bigger me. <Sean> And I want to beat Final Fantasy X <Jeff> You'd think you'd have beaten it considering you've had it for like five years. <Bryan> ...the reflection of me is telling ME to suck it up...this is so twisted <Gabby> I like tacos <Fremziska> I like tacos too <Gabby> Yay! <Bryan> (Good God...) <Bryan> So much for my plot devices....yeah, I'll explain it then. <Jeff> I mean, Hell! It only took like two months for you to beat "I Wanna Be the Guy!" <Sean> Seymour Flux is a cheating ******...now shut up it's story time. <Bryan> There is a real-world comic in this 'dimension' I guess you'd call it, called Ozy and Millie. It is basically a perfect representation of me, and Gabby here <Gabby> I like tacos! <Bryan> ...yeah <Sean> Frighteningly so, in fact, <Jeff> I like pie. <Sean> Stop speaking the words you speak. <Bryan> Indeed, quite frightening....I was listing which strips reminded me the most of Gabby and I...I stopped listing at seventy-five or so. <Bryan> And that wasn't near the end of the archives, I am afraid to say. <PhoenixRoot> . . . <Sean> And the numbers added on as the comics went on. <Bryan> At this point in time, some of the things that have happened in the comic have COME TRUE too. <Bryan> It never ends, either. <Sean> Jesus, we discovered that comic what? Three years ago? <Bryan> Yeah.. <Sean> I've actually been keeping tabs. The count as of yesterdays comic was around.....545? <Jeff> I thought it was 642. <Bryan> No, it was 924. <Sean> Holy crap.... <Bryan> Yeah. The further on it goes, the more things start happening to me and Gabby. <Bryan> It's a good thing the author doesn't give into fandoms desires sometimes. <Bryan> It's a REALLY good thing. <Sean> ....Seriously. <Jeff> but I thought-- <Bryan> SHUT UP! <Jeffdot> Hey bigger me! You just got told! Oh! Burned! <Jeffdot> A giant bolt of lightning strikes Jeffdot, lighting him up like a christmas tree* <Sean> Say, Jeff, how is your next book going, by the way? <Bryan> Ever say that again, and I will write in a "Pit of Despair" just for you, Jeffdot. <Jeff> It's going good actually - it's sort of a documentary about how strange, bizarre outside factors afflict the human mind! <Jeffdot> Eww, the bigger me is a nerd and writes books? I want to kill myself right now. <Sean> Those books make him very wealthy, for the record. <Bryan> Shut your mouth, or I'm going to keep you alive as long as possible <Jeffdot> I'll behave ;-; <Sean> Bryan and I are still in College, but we're both doing well for ourselves thus far. <PhoenixRoot> Hey...wait a second...if you guys are in a college dorm-room...why is a girl with you? <Bryan> Plot device <PhoenixRoot> DAMN IT <Bryan> I have always wanted to do that. <Sean> Yeah, that SHOULD be against the rules.....Gabby, did you chew off the arms of the school board again? <Bryan> But yes, I've been doing quite well for myself...we help each other out a lot. <Gabby> ...shifty eyes I did some "persauding"; yes.... <Gabby> Actually, I just swiped Rooty's I.D. and came in that way <Bryan> Checking wallet STOP DOING THAT <Sean> ....Jeff? <Jeff> No. <Sean> ..checks Wallet Money...money....Preorder for the next Super Smash Bros game...Change...Ah! I.D! You didn't take it! <Jeff> I told you. I just killed the guard. <Sean> WHAT?! <Bryan> He's just messing with you; remember, he came in as a guest? <Jeff> You take all the fun out of screwing with his head, do you know that? <Bryan> Yes, but you'll have plenty of other opportunities; trust me <Sean> You think you'd have grown up in this time, guys, and stopped making a punching bag of me. Hah, Foolish thoughts, right? <PhoenixRoot> Waiting patiently for the story to resume (At least no cherries are falling up into us, and we're not being paired by a stupid comic) <Bryan> Well we are grown up, we just haven't changed the tradition of using you as a punching bag. <Sean> Shouldn't you continue the story? <Bryan> It's more fun that way. <Gabby> Rooty is my punching bag! <Bryan> More like clawing post.. <Bryan> Yes, I suppose we should - but someone decided they needed to challenge the extra plane of existance - no, they weren't content with NOT spoiling my plot devices. <PhoenixRoot> But you got to say that Gabby being in the same room with you was a plot device. <Bryan> Yeah, so? You spoiled my other ones - I get at LEAST one freebie.. <PhoenixRoot> Bah, whatever, just write out my life! And don't you dare pair us!. <Bryan> Come on, I'm a better person than that! <Sean> Wait, aren't THEY the extra plane of existance, since we came first? <MilesSeanworth> How did you even MAKE another plane of existance? <Sean> Makes a rainbow shape IMAGINAAAAAAAATION! <MilesSeanworth> Die, please. <Bryan> No, since they are the plane of existance in this whole story, then we are the extra-plane. Just be quiet and accept it. <Sean> Your mom is an extra-plane. <Jeff> Yeah, I agree, that was pretty bland Sean... <Bryan> Hits Sean with keyboard NO. NO. NEVER AGAIN <MilesSeanworth> Given your insults, it's no wonder you're a punching bag. <Sean> OW! ^#(! OW! <PhoenixRoot> Guys...story to write here? <Fremziska> Yeah...he's right for once...your comebacks warrant the position of punching bag. <Sean> EVEN THE MADE-UP CHARACTERS ARE USING ME AS A PUNCHING BAG TOO?! <Bryan> Sometimes you just need to know when to quit... <PhoenixRoot> JUST START WRITING! I WANT MY LIFE TO CONTINUE <Sean> T_T <MilesSeanworth> You realize by saying that, somehow your life is going to get a whole lot worse? <PhoenixRoot> It's better than standing around and watching the people who control our lives bicker about how they wound up in the same room together <Bryan> We're past that, anyway - Jeff came in with us, Gabby stole my I.D. <Bryan> Which, I will be taking back Holds out hand to Gabby* <Gabby> Bites his hand <Sean> How did YOU get in then, Bryan? <Bryan> GOOD GOD THAT HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! <Gabby> Lets go <Bryan> URRRGH! Rubbing hand gentlely <Bryan> I've BEEN in here you twit - you went to go get the pizza while I continued writing. <Sean> Which Jeff, Gabby and I ate while you were busy wasting time. <Gabby> Oh, here's your I.D. back puts on desk <Bryan> Oh, ha ha. You're funny. We'll see who has clothes in their drawer when they wake up tomorrow morning <Bryan> Picks up I.D. and stares at it, then hits his head against the desk <Gabby> Laughs as he does so <Sean> Do it and YOUR Clothes will be covered with Honey <Apparently, Gabby drew on the I.D. in permanant marker, giving Root a strange mustache and goatee.> <Sean> BWAHAHAHAHA! <Bryan> We'll see who gets help with their math before a test than, Sean... <Jeff> Let's out a laugh or two <Bryan> (My life is a wreck...and yet, somehow, I would not trade these friends for anything in the world) <Fremziska> yawns Let's continue please, I want to whip some people. <Fremziska> Although, I do like what you did Gabby...you should've given him a hat too though. It's what I would've done. <Gabby> Good idea! <Bryan> Don't you touch it again. <Gabby> Aww...roooooooooooootyy..... <Bryan> No, not this time....we really need to get back to the plot. <MilesSeanworth> THIS STORY HAS A PLOT?! <Sean> WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! <PhoenixRoot> Why does she call you Rooty? <Bryan> Long story, you're better off not knowing. <Bryan> Well no, it really doesn't. Whatever we wrote so far is considered the plot, I guess <MilesSeanworth> Well, if there is a "plot" to be continued, I guess you should continue it. <Bryan> I suppose. <Bryan> Alright well...the two of you Points to Gabby and Jeff make yourselves as comfortable as possible I guess...I mean it IS a dorm room so...let's start. Are you ready Sean? <Sean> Siiiigh I suppose. <Bryan> Suck it up. You're part of this too. <PhoenixRoot> Finally! <Bryan> and I hate to say it, but yeah...you guys are probably going to not like what we're going to do with this 'plot'. <PhoenixRoot> We'll we're the main characters, no matter what happens we get to live. <Bryan> Sometimes death is worse. <PhoenixRoot> Stop trying to invoke Murphy's Law and write <Bryan> Fine. <Sean> Anyways, this is Phoenix Root. Not FAN set in the future. So...Let's refocus the story on them. <Fremziska> What's FAN? <Bryan> I told you guys to stop asking questions - he's doing an introduction, relax. <PhoenixRoot> Just start writing, you lazy bum! <Sean> ... <Bryan> ...the personification of me just insulted me... <Bryan> I really...don't know what to say.



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