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| Topic Started: Aug 8 2008, 05:53 PM (579 Views) | |
| Jeff | Oct 25 2009, 10:16 PM Post #41 |
Lord of Pie & BBWs
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BlackDjeffgo: I wonder if they're going to make a third re-imagining KR movie? BlackDjeffgo: They did The First and The Next... and while the latter didn't do well at the box offices, that's never stopped people before from making it a trilogy BlackDjeffgo: I mean, next WOULD be Rider Man... and he kind of made his big comeback in Decade's first movie... BlackDjeffgo: Well, there's X... who was... a silly idea. Starfish Hitler and all... BlackDjeffgo: Oh! Amazon... which... tanked... BlackDjeffgo: There's Stronger! Who... looks absolutely ridiculous BlackDjeffgo: SkyRider and Super-1 were pretty silly too... ZX was more or less an anniversary Rider BlackDjeffgo: Hm BlackDjeffgo: Well, we could always do Black/RX dietakublitz: Indeed dietakublitz: Which was pretty badass BlackDjeffgo: Indeed dietakublitz: Considering the only reason why Shadow Moon went batshit insane was because they all bought into that prophecy BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: And Black was like "LAWLZ. NO." dietakublitz: Indeed dietakublitz: REVOLCANE! BlackDjeffgo: REVOLCRASH! dietakublitz: Ah BlackDjeffgo: God, Black was GAR as hell dietakublitz: Indeed dietakublitz: King of the Black Sun! BlackDjeffgo: J: You rang? Black: HOLY SHIT! dietakublitz: LOLZ dietakublitz: Actually, after Cyber City, Softon was the master of KuroTaiyoh Shinken BlackDjeffgo: Kamen Rider J: THIS IS CONFUSING! Kamen RIder ZO: Does anybody even REMEMBER us? Shin: Uwaaaaaaaaaaargh ;-; dietakublitz: As opposed to..... dietakublitz: Seven: FUCK! I'm CRUCIFIED! AGAIN! Leo: SEMPAI! I'm here to save you! Jack; Me, too! Ultraman: Wait, wasn't this metaseries called UltraMAN? Not UltraSEVEN? Taro: Out of the way, Grandpa! Dyna: CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! BlackDjeffgo: XDDD dietakublitz: Actually, Seven gets crucified like 3 times dietakublitz: Which doesn;t help as the original director of Ultraman was a devout Catholic BlackDjeffgo: Huh. I did not know that. dietakublitz: And thus saw it as fitting dietakublitz: Yep dietakublitz: Although he died around the time jack was airing, in the early 80s dietakublitz: His son took over afterwards BlackDjeffgo: Mm. BlackDjeffgo: KR1: It's okay, big guy. *pants Ultraman's ankle, the highest point he can reach* I know what it's like. Kiva: I AM SO AWKWAAAAAAAAARD!!! dietakublitz: W: FABULOUS! dietakublitz: Double: CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE MANTRAIN! BlackDjeffgo: Kiva: Can I come too? Hibiki: Kid, you are gayer than a football bat. Kiva: SHUT UP! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!! I HAVE CHAINS AND A ROCK THEME SONG! THAT MAKES ME AWESOME! Hibiki: Didn't the second season of your show rip mine off point-for-point? Kiva: No. SHUT UP, OLD TIMER! dietakublitz: Kiva: I AM A VAMPIRE! RAWR! BlackDjeffgo: Ryuki: I'm a big hit in America! Faiz: I'LL SHOW YOU A BIG HIT! Ryuki: AGH! MY FACE! dietakublitz: Keep your eyes on Faiz! BlackDjeffgo: OPEN YOUR EYES FOR THE NEXT FAIZ. *Actual series quote. In English.* dietakublitz: Den-O: (Falls down a hill, into a bunch of boxes, and then gets hit by a car) I'm okay! BlackDjeffgo: Kuuga: He is SO accident prone. I'd feel busy if I wasn't too busy fighting God. Agito: Can I come? Kuuga: Sure, why not? It's not like anybody outside of Japan's even seen YOUR series. Agito:  dietakublitz: XD dietakublitz: Yeah, after like episode 7, it got a little old, seeing Den-O fall down hills and all dietakublitz: But looking back on it, the director was probably laughing his ass off the entire time BlackDjeffgo: Den-O: Who says slapstick is dead?! Kiva: NOT ME!  dietakublitz: Director: And the best part is, All these falls are giving him cancer! Haha! BlackDjeffgo: Blade: Ha-haaa! Firm growth. dietakublitz: Faiz: haha! LOLTomino! BlackDjeffgo: Kaixa: I AM ANGSTY AND MY BACKGROUND - POORLY ESTABLI-- OH GOD, I DIE! dietakublitz: LOLZ BlackDjeffgo: Decade: I'M JESUS! UltraSeven: No. I am Jesus/. BlackDjeffgo: Delta: I'm the Village Bicycle of Faiz! Everyone gets a ride! Girl: Ooo! Me next? *presents yen bills* Delta: Okay, but you're a girl. Odds are, you'll be stone dead in two, three episodes, max. Girl: Okay! dietakublitz: LOLZ BlackDjeffgo: Ixa: And I am the Village Bike of Kiva. Unfortunately, most of the people who use me are males. Or cunty. Except that one hot chick, but that was once, twice tops. *Sigh*. Delta: Ha-ha! BlackDjeffgo: I smell Kamen Rider SD 2! dietakublitz: Indeed dietakublitz: Heisei Riders dietakublitz: And it devolves into a "I am the Sexiest" contest BlackDjeffgo: XDDD BlackDjeffgo: W: I am clearly the sexiest! There's TWO of meeee! Hibiki: Oh, c'mon. Ladies! I am well-trained! Faiz: ENDS JUSTI-PHIS THE MEAN *Kicks W in the crotch repeatedly* Blade: I am a yaoi fangurls' dreamboat. LITERALLY! dietakublitz: Heh BlackDjeffgo: Den-O & Kiva: I feel pretty~ oh so pretty~ I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaay~! dietakublitz: (Den-O falls down a hill, hits W in the crotch with his head, drops boxes on Hibiki, and the DenLiner runs over Blade) BlackDjeffgo: All: BLARGH! BlackDjeffgo: At the very end, the only one left standing was Ryuki. He was admiring a ladybug he found in the grass. Ryuki: What? dietakublitz: XDDDDD BlackDjeffgo: Sadly, I can see that happening BlackDjeffgo: Kuuga: Well, GREAT! We're all trashed. No one'll vote for us now. Way to go, guys! Decade: Up yours! This was YOUR fault! BlackDjeffgo: Meanwhile~ Ryuki: This is the coolest thing ever. I feel so at peace with the world. dietakublitz: Agito: You hear soemthing? God: Nah. Let's keep fighting BlackDjeffgo: Hibiki & Kiva: *Throttling each other* Den-O: *Falls* OW MY CANCER! dietakublitz: XDDD BlackDjeffgo: Blade: Man, my butt hurts. W: ... Blade: O_O W: ... Hi :3 Blade: T_T dietakublitz: XDDDD BlackDjeffgo: Faiz: I HAS A MECHA!!! Kabuto: Yeah. You and everyone else. Twat. Faiz: ... I think I'm cool. My series was DARK and EDGY and, and-- Blade & Kabuto: ... Faiz: FUCK YOU GUYS. dietakublitz: XDDDD dietakublitz: Faiz, no seriously, fuck you! dietakublitz: W: :3 dietakublitz: Fiaz: OH FOR THE LOVE OF BlackDjeffgo: Hibiki: And to think, I'm sandwiched between you faggots. Blade: :3 Hibiki: IN YEAR. I MEANT THE YEAR. dietakublitz: XDDDDDDD dietakublitz: Poor Faiz dietakublitz: He's the buttmonkey BlackDjeffgo: Indeed dietakublitz: W: Did he say "butt?" Faiz: GAWD DAMMIT! CLOCK UP! BlackDjeffgo: Kabuto: LAWLZ! CLOCK AHP! Decade: God damn you guys are broken as fuck. Oh, wait. Cards! Oh, shit, wait that was DEN- *hit by a bus* dietakublitz: Den-O: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS! COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (Falls UP a hill, hits Double in the ass, and lands in the Showa Era) BlackDjeffgo: Den-O: Where am I? The land of forgotten dreams? Rider Man: No, this is pretty much our bingo club. dietakublitz: Kr-!: G-13 BlackDjeffgo: Tackle: I win! I win! Amazon: GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *eats his bingo card* KR-2: Damn it, not again! Spit that out right now, Amazon! BAD! BAD! dietakublitz: Apollo Geist: APOLLO DEMANDS A REMATCH! BlackDjeffgo: Starfish Hitler: STARFISH HITLER ALSO DEMANDS A REMATCH! Den-O: ... I'll just... go back the way I came in. dietakublitz: LOLZ dietakublitz: X had the wackiest cast BlackDjeffgo: He did BlackDjeffgo: So, Kuuga's a douche, Agito's too busy fighting GOD to notice what's going on, Ryuki's in his own little fantasy world, Blade's gone gay for W, Faiz became the punching bag, Hibiki's a show-off, Kabuto's a prick, Den-O is FATE'S punching bag, Kiva is trying to prove he's not a rip-off of Hibiki, Decade hates everyone and W is gay for eveyrone. BlackDjeffgo: Oh, and the showa-era Riders are in a retirement home dietakublitz: Yep dietakublitz: Alos, Electric Tackle apparently is invincible BlackDjeffgo: Indeed. But she deserves it. dietakublitz: Indeed BlackDjeffgo: This is going on FAN. dietakublitz: Heh, cool |
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| Sean | Nov 10 2009, 09:15 PM Post #42 |
The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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Sean: Okay Jeff get ready Sean: because I'm doing an LP of Left 4 Dead 2 the day it comes out Sean: like as soon as I get home from the store and school Jeff: Oh. Be sure to get a terrible angle of it with your camcorder Sean: I'll be sure to act out every character's voices. Sean: I'll probably run out of steam about 4 minutes in, so I need you to call my cell phone around then to fill in the rest of the video. Jeff: And we'll talk about things that are completely unrelated to what's going on the screen Sean: And I have to use random japanese words in the middle of the LP Jeff: Especially if even the proper definition/translation of the words makes no sense Sean: I should probably like get a cold the day before release so that my voice sounds like I'm talking through a tube Jeff: Yeah. And maybe hold the camera in your other hand so it wobbles around Sean: And I should probably inject random non sequitur Jeff: Oh, definitel Jeff: *definitely Sean: Explain every obvious thing that occurs Jeff: Right. Definitely need play-by-play commentary, John Madden style Sean: And finally, I need to play on the highest difficulty even though I clearly can't play on that difficulty while trying to be entertaining Jeff: Of course. THe internet NEEDS stupid self-imposed challenges Sean: So, I bet you can't wait for my L4D2 Expert Realism Mode LP. Jeff: Sounds like a winner to me. Sean: ....so, we basically just trolled 80% of the LPers on Youtube. Jeff: Yep Sean: Should I put this on FAN? Jeff: Sure I'm very aware of the hypocrisy, thank you. |
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