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Jeff's Bad Movie Commentary!
Topic Started: Jul 10 2008, 07:21 PM (174 Views)
Jeff	Jul 10 2008, 07:21 PM Post #1
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,322 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Hit the beat! Keep your beat!	Okay! Welcome, everyone, to FAN's first episode of Jeff's Bad Movie Commentary. Continuing in the spirit of the now-defunct Gaming Overkill's topic of the same name - I, Jeff, other unfortunate victi--err--assistants, watch and comment on terrible movies for the luls! Why? Because... I enjoy pain, apparently. Tonight's Movie: PumaMan SuperNovaStation: hi BlackDjeffgo: j0 SuperNovaStation: have time for some... "cinema"? BlackDjeffgo: You mean absolutly God-awful movies? SuperNovaStation: pretty much BlackDjeffgo: Sure. Let me finish this episode of Garo, and you can pick our first flick for FAN SuperNovaStation: It's a piece of junk called "The Pumaman" BlackDjeffgo: Sounds bad in title alone... SuperNovaStation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sx0Qc18RHE BlackDjeffgo: Great. I'll let it load, and when I finish my episode, we'll begin. SuperNovaStation: It's another one of those 10-piece ones, BlackDjeffgo: Not a big deal. DDR-attack and I did that. I have a good signal today, we can probably play clear through SuperNovaStation: twas easy when I and Owen did Pod People, since we were one room apart BlackDjeffgo: Hm~ DDR-attack and I did it with no problem, so I'm hoping for hte best. BlackDjeffgo: the SuperNovaStation: k, SuperNovaStation: tell me when you're ready, BlackDjeffgo: I'm more than 1/2 through... BlackDjeffgo: if you're curious about Garo, I recommend going to TV-Nihon's page and downloading it BlackDjeffgo: It's really good BlackDjeffgo: Okay! Ready? SuperNovaStation: on 3? BlackDjeffgo: Sure. We'll go right through without pausing, if we can. You can count us down. SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: GO BlackDjeffgo: Ahh. Another one with Mike. Okay. BlackDjeffgo: You can tell you're a fan when clips from the intro start looking familiar XD SuperNovaStation: and thus you have become one with the many... BlackDjeffgo: What the? Tom Servo's gone steampunk? SuperNovaStation: guess so, BlackDjeffgo: Oh, I love Crow BlackDjeffgo: Aaaand... Pearl is in England BlackDjeffgo: and Servo leaps right on BlackDjeffgo: Ortega? SuperNovaStation: Pearl is a mad scientist after all BlackDjeffgo: True BlackDjeffgo: MOVIE TIIIIIME! SuperNovaStation: Tom's going to be wearing that... I can tell BlackDjeffgo: Aztec legend... god... time and... BlackDjeffgo: Pumaman? BlackDjeffgo: How does THAT work? SuperNovaStation: became the father of the first pumaman? BlackDjeffgo: And a giant... floating... space... egg... BlackDjeffgo: and stonehenge? BlackDjeffgo: I'm already lost BlackDjeffgo: OH HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE STONE MASK OF DIO!!! BlackDjeffgo: Oh wait, no. SuperNovaStation: I somehow don't think the Aztecs depicted their dieties like... that BlackDjeffgo: PumaMan~ PumaMan~ PumaMan~ only a slight step up from Cheetaman BlackDjeffgo: and Aztecs all... BlackDjeffgo: spoke... English... apparently SuperNovaStation: that looks more like a combination of a UFO and the Death Star BlackDjeffgo: Did Eddy D. Wood Jr make this? BlackDjeffgo: Oh. No. Hmm~ oh well. SuperNovaStation: Maybe, ir maybe he changed his name after making this, BlackDjeffgo: Maybe! BlackDjeffgo: Random blonde with some kind of "Down syndrome" look BlackDjeffgo: PUMAAAAAAAS IIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAACE! SuperNovaStation: A pumaman from outer space... it doesn't seem to make much sense BlackDjeffgo: Oh. it's not qeued upt his time BlackDjeffgo: Well, that's okay. BlackDjeffgo: Ready? SuperNovaStation: yeah, on 3 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: Random yakking SuperNovaStation: Yeah... they immediately believe in the curse, that is SO likely... BlackDjeffgo: Legends, gods, space aliens... I mean, we're talking about like 3 or 4 different genres SuperNovaStation: uhh.,... how are there circuits in the bottom of the mask sculpture? BlackDjeffgo: I have no earthly idea SuperNovaStation: since it's supposed to be an ancient aztec thingamagig? SuperNovaStation: Well, at least this movie gave someone a name BlackDjeffgo: Yes, because an entire race of people who mysteriously VANISHED overnight could totally have Pentium 4s SuperNovaStation signed on at 6:49:14 PM. BlackDjeffgo: Sorry, bad lad, but the movie is still going BlackDjeffgo: So don't worry, keep going BlackDjeffgo: WHOA! RANDOM FALLING OVER A GREEN SCREEN! SuperNovaStation: and it goes straight to random defrenistrations? BlackDjeffgo: And the news paper fails to capitalize "Americans" SuperNovaStation: wow... BlackDjeffgo: Random museum BlackDjeffgo: "My Puma senses are tingling!" SuperNovaStation: do we even know these characters? BlackDjeffgo: No idea SuperNovaStation: a NAME would be nice... BlackDjeffgo: But that guy with the conservative cut reminds me of the live-action Peter Parker from like the 60's or 70's BlackDjeffgo: What's going on, anyways? BlackDjeffgo: WHO! STRONG ARM'D! SuperNovaStation: defrenistration again, BlackDjeffgo: ZOMG! Muscle men are bad! BlackDjeffgo: Okay, the big guy can be "Mash" BlackDjeffgo: Cuz that seems to be what he's good for BlackDjeffgo: Wait, the WHITE GUY is the Aztec god? SuperNovaStation: and now he just dissapears BlackDjeffgo: So, Peter Porker is really... BlackDjeffgo: PUMAMAN?! SuperNovaStation: I mean, he was directly looking at him, how does he just vanish? BlackDjeffgo: Shrug* BlackDjeffgo: Random blonde girl? SuperNovaStation: same one from before, BlackDjeffgo: Jane, huh? BlackDjeffgo: That's as ahem plane... as they come BlackDjeffgo: Okay~... BlackDjeffgo: umm... BlackDjeffgo: I'm as confused as Peter there BlackDjeffgo: Mash is a WOOD SPRITE!! SuperNovaStation: May I just call him Mr. Steroids? BlackDjeffgo: Sure BlackDjeffgo: Mash Steroids SuperNovaStation: O.O, they gave the pumaman a name,, SuperNovaStation: thats at least something over Sidehackers BlackDjeffgo: They did? BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... SuperNovaStation: Tony something BlackDjeffgo: Okay, Tony... fine. BlackDjeffgo: BRB, real quick BlackDjeffgo: Alright. Count us down. SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: Random old guys in black BlackDjeffgo: some Steroid-raging moron BlackDjeffgo: and ... PumaMan... SuperNovaStation: what is with their outfits? BlackDjeffgo: Oh, and Miss Plane Jane SuperNovaStation: They look like some evil overlord uniform, nothing a normal person would wear BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Of course, old white guys dress in black leather... BlackDjeffgo: Shudder BlackDjeffgo: PUMA SENSES TINGLING! SuperNovaStation: For having hyper advanced senses, he sure does seem to get trapped easily BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: ZOMG! A WITTY COMEBACK! BlackDjeffgo: I love Crow BlackDjeffgo: IT'S A KAMEN RIDER BELT! SuperNovaStation: And... how does he prove himself a friend with just a picture? BlackDjeffgo: See, if I broke into your house and showed you a picture of your dad, you're obligated by law to trust me SuperNovaStation: and... again... random dissapearance... SuperNovaStation: oh right, I forgot about random useless regulation 10637 BlackDjeffgo: Indeed. BlackDjeffgo: Pearl voices one of the nanites SuperNovaStation: That means she is probably evil too, BlackDjeffgo: Whoa BlackDjeffgo: That IS a dry haircut... SuperNovaStation signed on at 7:03:41 PM. BlackDjeffgo: Looks like they got his hair back, at least... BlackDjeffgo: Random guy in a "Dr. Doom" jacket SuperNovaStation: he looks like he is wearing ringmail, BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: RINGMAIL MAAAAAN! SuperNovaStation: and no one even seems to ask him why he is there, BlackDjeffgo: And no one asks for his name BlackDjeffgo: Or nothing SuperNovaStation: and now he just leaves on his own? BlackDjeffgo: Puma senses tingling! BlackDjeffgo: .......... SuperNovaStation: beause they didn't know how to love each other? BlackDjeffgo: Wow, that was the single-dumbest thing I've ever heard BlackDjeffgo: Dinosaurs died because they didn't love each other SuperNovaStation: Dinosaurs probably didn't even know what love was BlackDjeffgo: Seriously... SuperNovaStation: poorly done brawl! SuperNovaStation: where did they get all the beer BlackDjeffgo: And blondie is just kind of "I dunno how I should feel about this!" SuperNovaStation: and he apparently thinks to escape through that? rather than the door? SuperNovaStation: how does he even know the place so well? BlackDjeffgo: Of course! Because dumbwaiters are totally the way to go BlackDjeffgo: Doors are for wusses and lesser wimps SuperNovaStation: right, not to mention the chances of suffocation and stench SuperNovaStation: on 3? BlackDjeffgo: Yep SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: ... the roof is just... shingles? No wood or metal? SuperNovaStation: how does a small backhand like that break through reinforced wood? BlackDjeffgo: Then how's he STANDING on it? SuperNovaStation: ... honestly BlackDjeffgo: YOU MUST HENSHIN WITH THE RIDER GEAR! BlackDjeffgo: THE CODE IS "555"! BlackDjeffgo: HENSHIN! BlackDjeffgo: Oh my God BlackDjeffgo: Like Peter Pan with a gay cape BlackDjeffgo: ... SuperNovaStation: wow.... they took about 1 minute to design that costume BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: PUMAS DO NOT FLY!!! SuperNovaStation: hes not even flying straight BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... SuperNovaStation: and for a moment he was just suspended in air BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... this is pathetic BlackDjeffgo: At the very least, he could have a mask or a bandana or SOMETHING SuperNovaStation: and he spends all that time flying around and then lands in throwing distance BlackDjeffgo: Now... random disco BlackDjeffgo: aaaaand... driving BlackDjeffgo: And now, more flying... SuperNovaStation: and back to the lously flying? BlackDjeffgo: Apparently SuperNovaStation: I think he is just staying there and the background is moving BlackDjeffgo: And to think I actually got EXCITED about the transformation belt. Silly me. BlackDjeffgo: I totally dig this movie's soundtrack though SuperNovaStation: how is it that no one in the city seems to notice the sound of gunfire? BlackDjeffgo: Of course BlackDjeffgo: If your moustache is big enough, there's a federal law that states people must ignore you randomly firing a gun in public SuperNovaStation: falling at a 60 degree angle BlackDjeffgo: Whah-whah-whaaaaaah SuperNovaStation: when you fall, you go straight down, not at an angle BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. BlackDjeffgo: Even if he PUSHED him, he'd only fall sideways for so long BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Did he just WALK on the air? SuperNovaStation: yeah... and he left him hanging... on absolutely nothing BlackDjeffgo: Wait, how's he know about the mask now? SuperNovaStation: no idea.... probably looking at the editor's notes... SuperNovaStation: and he walks around the city in that rediculous outfit BlackDjeffgo: He should really... de-transform. No one'll take him seriously like that. BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: this entire scene is nonsense BlackDjeffgo: "Think about the god-puma..." SuperNovaStation: now we add some sensei mumbo jumbo in a superhero scene BlackDjeffgo: For no reason SuperNovaStation: on 3 BlackDjeffgo: Right SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: and... BlackDjeffgo: he-... BlackDjeffgo: just walks through a WALL?! SuperNovaStation: just walks through a wall for no reason BlackDjeffgo: Back to the movie so quickly BlackDjeffgo: At least this one's going SOMEWHAT fast BlackDjeffgo: Unlike Sidehackers SuperNovaStation: at least it STARTED with a plot, BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: MINDRAPE TIME! SuperNovaStation: rather than develop one at mark 70 BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: That's IT?! SuperNovaStation: that,,,, yeah... was kind of sad BlackDjeffgo: The entire "HELP ME FATHER!" was just nonsense? BlackDjeffgo: So, he can... like... teleport to places he's been before? BlackDjeffgo: Oh, the cop is a friend of his SuperNovaStation: and he is driving.... a what? BlackDjeffgo: Fire... truck? SuperNovaStation: thats not a cop car.... he should have a RED uniform BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: Oops? SuperNovaStation: uhh,,, random car crash? BlackDjeffgo: I guess BlackDjeffgo: Was that supposed to be funny? SuperNovaStation: maybe, SuperNovaStation: and he is still running aroun in that rediculous outfit, BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: That's what we call a "Slow learner" SuperNovaStation: fisting someone on the head like that wouldn't knock someone out BlackDjeffgo: None of his powers seem at ALL related to his namesake BlackDjeffgo: Pogo-jumping? SuperNovaStation: yeah, lousy kung fu and flying SuperNovaStation: and connections to an aztec god, were there even any pumas in mesoamerica? BlackDjeffgo: I dare say that this movie is getting close to "So bad, it's just great" BlackDjeffgo: Is that the Jane girl? SuperNovaStation: yep, BlackDjeffgo: Oi~ BlackDjeffgo: This is so random... BlackDjeffgo: But hystarical SuperNovaStation: but at least there is some continuity to make sure that it can be followed BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Ready for the next part? SuperNovaStation: yeah, on 3 SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: What happened to "being right behind them"? SuperNovaStation: went to hell? BlackDjeffgo: I guess? BlackDjeffgo: And now the Aztec guy is A-OK SuperNovaStation: where did they even get the evil overlord outfit, it;s not like any normal tailor would make them BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... SuperNovaStation: yeah... he was being beaten with a wooden stick, wielded by a guy on steroids SuperNovaStation: and of course, they found the mansion without any clues, SuperNovaStation: did we miss a part? or did they? BlackDjeffgo: No, I think Tony put the police transmitter int he girl's car SuperNovaStation: ah, BlackDjeffgo: And I think he used that SuperNovaStation: and of course, instead of discussing important matters, they complain about their location BlackDjeffgo: Of course SuperNovaStation: now with screen shaking for special effects, BlackDjeffgo: Aztec masks - the fastest way to shut up politicians! SuperNovaStation: I wish we could have done that 300 years ago BlackDjeffgo: Seriously. SuperNovaStation: After discussing nothing of importance, lets go home BlackDjeffgo: Of course! That makes PERFECT SENSE! BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: No. No it doesn't. BlackDjeffgo: RANDOM CAMERA TRICKS! SuperNovaStation: You shall be the one to kill him, why use her when he could use a trained assassin? SuperNovaStation: and of course, he seems to forget he can sense danger, and whatnot, BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... SuperNovaStation: and during all that time, the pumaman was doing NOTHING BlackDjeffgo: Standing around being useless, apparently BlackDjeffgo: THE DOME OF DOME-HEADEDNESS! SuperNovaStation: and.... uhh... was that supposed to be him being flung back or him flying back on his own? BlackDjeffgo: I... think he was thrown SuperNovaStation: Sure didn't look like it SuperNovaStation: gets shocked, then you see his flying animation.... total screw up, BlackDjeffgo: This is getting confusing, but at least we can tell who's bad and who's not BlackDjeffgo: Remember kids, good people have horrible fashion sense! SuperNovaStation: and bad people dress in all black evil overlord costumes SuperNovaStation: on 3? BlackDjeffgo: Yep SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: go SuperNovaStation: wow, this flying animation is even worse than the others BlackDjeffgo: Yes... BlackDjeffgo: He came from dirt, so corn grows in him! BlackDjeffgo: Err - I mean, to earth he'll fall... BlackDjeffgo: yeah BlackDjeffgo: RUN, MR. STEROIDS! RUN! SuperNovaStation: I think the badguy was ranting for 1 minute and 30 seconds BlackDjeffgo: Me too SuperNovaStation: Each man is a god, each man is free, what a tasteless motto BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... SuperNovaStation: He is superstrong, yet mr steroids can wrestle him down BlackDjeffgo: This entire thing is VERY... ghey SuperNovaStation: I mean, he ripped the roof off of a car! BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Hey, I like Roger Whittaker BlackDjeffgo: and the song Mike sang I like BlackDjeffgo: I gotta leave ol' Durham Town~ BlackDjeffgo: and that leavin's gonna get me down~ SuperNovaStation: so will bad movies, SuperNovaStation: anyways on 3? BlackDjeffgo: Yep SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: Random destroyed alleyway? SuperNovaStation: They don't have the sense to just shoot him in the head when they can? BlackDjeffgo: Hey, ammunition is expensive BlackDjeffgo: Huh? BlackDjeffgo: "You'll never find a corpse more dead than this one"? SuperNovaStation: make it look like an accident" After they were defrenistrating people, I don't see why they would care BlackDjeffgo: You are so Kobra-whipped... SuperNovaStation: hey, I am not the antagonist here, well, maybe I am, I showed you this piece of junk BlackDjeffgo: Indeed! BlackDjeffgo: But if you think I'll dress up like the PumaMan, you got another thing coming BlackDjeffgo: SHORYUKEN! SuperNovaStation: Yeah... uhh.. I didn't get that part... BlackDjeffgo: Me either. BlackDjeffgo: Who cares? We're almost done. SuperNovaStation: did they explain why he lost his powers? I thought he had to USE them to fake death BlackDjeffgo: I thought so too BlackDjeffgo: And didn't they say his powers were GENETIC?! SuperNovaStation: yeah, in his blood BlackDjeffgo: So, what? The belt burns up his blood? BlackDjeffgo: Who does he think he is? Kamen Rider Kaixa? SuperNovaStation: I would like a bit of an explanation too, BlackDjeffgo: Sigh So, the Aztec dude got kidnapped~ BlackDjeffgo: Aaaaand~ now the camera's shaking again SuperNovaStation: why not just shoot him? BlackDjeffgo: Too easy. BlackDjeffgo: Besides, if they shoot him, the muscles tense up BlackDjeffgo: "KABOOM", y'know? SuperNovaStation: yeah, how does he pull the pin without half his face? BlackDjeffgo: No idea SuperNovaStation: on 3? SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: Whoo~ not much left to go~ BlackDjeffgo: Oh. The mask made him lose his powers BlackDjeffgo: They could've TOLD us that SuperNovaStation: Glad they only explained that now... BlackDjeffgo: RANDOM DISCO BATTLE!!! BlackDjeffgo: That's strangely awesome SuperNovaStation: why don't those henchmen use guns? BlackDjeffgo: RANDOM DISCO BATTLE! SuperNovaStation: if only it weren't so poorly done, SuperNovaStation: and mr. steroids just took a flying kick to the chest wihtout flinching BlackDjeffgo: I think that's what makes it so awesome... BlackDjeffgo: DISCO BATTLE!!! SuperNovaStation: and pumaman is just flying around while mr steroids is doing everything BlackDjeffgo: Yeah.. SuperNovaStation: and he just left the mask there? BlackDjeffgo: The big guy's still there. He could take it, I guess BlackDjeffgo: He... hiccuped mid-flight, apparently SuperNovaStation: Yeah... but seriously, thats just careless...., they didn't even say anything SuperNovaStation: huh? what did he do? BlackDjeffgo: Uhh... BlackDjeffgo: I dunno, but something exploded SuperNovaStation: other than just stupefy the pilot until he decided to crash> BlackDjeffgo: And that's pretty cool SuperNovaStation: onto the last part, ready? BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Let's go SuperNovaStation: 3 SuperNovaStation: 2 SuperNovaStation: 1 SuperNovaStation: go BlackDjeffgo: ... SuperNovaStation: I don't get it either BlackDjeffgo: Okay, bad guy's dead. Guy gets girl. Can this end now? SuperNovaStation: and he turns day into night,,.. doesn't he know how much that would mess things up? BlackDjeffgo: It's like the "Song of Sun" from Zelda: Ocaraina of Time SuperNovaStation: Oh, the big UFO/Death star thing from the start of the movie BlackDjeffgo: Oh. Right. Giant space egg. SuperNovaStation: and WHERE IS THE MASK??? SuperNovaStation: oh, there BlackDjeffgo: There. SuperNovaStation: and it's day again, BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Apparently the egg is also a MOON BlackDjeffgo: I wonder if he EVER changes clothes? SuperNovaStation: ...yeah... BlackDjeffgo: Oh my dear sweet God SuperNovaStation: Credits, now they could have at least had the DeCENCY to have another scene on when doing them BlackDjeffgo: After him suggesting they boink in the air? BlackDjeffgo: Me thinks not. SuperNovaStation: Well, it's over, comments? BlackDjeffgo: It was... BlackDjeffgo: So bad, it was just awesome SuperNovaStation: Yeah, I mean, it wasn't so bad that it was hopeless, I actually had a bit of fun watching that, rather than just wanting to smash my face into a brick BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. It was pretty funny, even though that wasn't the intent. SuperNovaStation: Yeah, I would say it's bad, but not horrible, maybe space mutiny squirm range, probably the least bad of the ones we have seen BlackDjeffgo: Yes. That was one... somewhat decent one SuperNovaStation: Worst part was the special effects and animations, though I mean, in plot and continuity, it was actually decent compared to everything else BlackDjeffgo: Even had a Roger Whittaker-impersonator there at the end. All-in-all, that was actually kinda fun SuperNovaStation: But I mean, the flying animation was TERRIBLE every time, but I would rather have bad graphics than no plot. SuperNovaStation: Well, I think thats all, BlackDjeffgo: I actually liked it. I liked it in that "I like Plan 9 for every reason the director did NOT intend on" but I liked it... SuperNovaStation: Yep, sort of how I felt, and it was fairly fast paced so I didn't have to try to hard to resist throwing my laptop out the window BlackDjeffgo: Which is always a plus SuperNovaStation: Well, I suppose thats all SuperNovaStation: Oh, and the romance was a total piece of junk, but I don't think that was too major anyways. BlackDjeffgo: Indeed, but they didn't harp on it, at least. BlackDjeffgo: Well, that sums it up. Good night, everybody! SuperNovaStation: Good night,
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Austin	Jul 11 2008, 07:12 PM Post #2
Pathos Reborn Posts: 193 Group: RP Moderator Member #5 Joined: Jul 8, 2008 Quote If you're not in it to win it, you're not in it at all.	Aztecs, Pumas, circuit boards and dudes from the 70's? Are you sure you guys aren't on an acid trip or something? Excellent work, I'm waiting for the next one, sort of. =P Edited by Austin, Jul 11 2008, 07:12 PM.



Jeff	Aug 17 2008, 08:02 PM Post #3
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,322 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Hit the beat! Keep your beat!	BlackDjeffgo: Well, the next movie lined up is The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Got Tired of Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. The mighty SFX: .... The mighty SFX: What BlackDjeffgo: I only wish I was kidding BlackDjeffgo: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4292880008988684193&ei= Ba2oSLahC4qS4wLP05zPBw&hl=en The mighty SFX: Give me a sec and we'll get started BlackDjeffgo: Let is load for a moment before we begin anyways and we'll be good to go. This is one solid vid, as opposed to 12 parts or some such BlackDjeffgo: The next movie in line after this one is going to be "Fire Maidens from Outer Space" The mighty SFX: .... BlackDjeffgo: I wish I could make crap like this up BlackDjeffgo: I also plan to re-watch Plan 9 and Manos BlackDjeffgo: and Cog said he wanted to dialogue over Santa Claus Conquers the Martians BlackDjeffgo: So, suffice to say, I have quite a crapfest ahead. The mighty SFX: ...yay The mighty SFX: After the movie we can RP if you don't feel like doing more Fiesta-ing BlackDjeffgo: A'ight. We'll see when we get there. The mighty SFX: Okay BlackDjeffgo: And special thanks to TVtropes.org for helping me find "Incredibly Strange Creatures with the obscenely long title" and Fire Maidens. The mighty SFX: Let me feed the dogs and whatnot BlackDjeffgo: I mean, seriously, the bloody titles say it all. The mighty SFX: so I don't have to take a break unless...y'know, Nuclear War breaks out BlackDjeffgo: Yeah The mighty SFX: k The mighty SFX: Sorry The mighty SFX: I'm back now BlackDjeffgo: Not a problem. Are we ready? The mighty SFX: yes BlackDjeffgo: So! let the episode begin... in 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GOOOO! BlackDjeffgo: Ahh, Mike's up again this time 'round The mighty SFX: Hm. BlackDjeffgo: I think DDR-attack said Joel was his favorite BlackDjeffgo: but I like 'em both shrug The mighty SFX: That's a pretty good torture method. Crappy Movies. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. People ask me all the time why I do these. BlackDjeffgo: CROOOOOOOOOOOW! The mighty SFX: The same reason we do Mystery Fanfiction Theat--oh wait, that's 12 years in the future. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING BlackDjeffgo: Lampshade Hung'd BlackDjeffgo: The satellite of love looks like a dogbone The mighty SFX: Walkathok.... BlackDjeffgo: That's one heck of a long acronym The mighty SFX: ....Seriously BlackDjeffgo: Like Sean Saga's Cog-Sean vs. Jeff fight... BlackDjeffgo: Uh-oh. BlackDjeffgo: Someone shut up Servo The mighty SFX: ....let's keep the inside references to a minimum The mighty SFX: Nobody knows about Sean Saga and nobody probably WANTS to BlackDjeffgo: Yeah, yeah. I should keep fanservice to a minimum... BlackDjeffgo: Anyways, Servo sure is chatty this episode The mighty SFX: Yeah.... BlackDjeffgo: Pearl has kids? BlackDjeffgo: Oh... their... the children of gods? The mighty SFX: .... BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Wow. This episode is being... odd The mighty SFX: Yeah. BlackDjeffgo: PROFESSOR BOBO: Has a red butt BlackDjeffgo: Profound The mighty SFX: ....Yeah. The mighty SFX: ...Observer? BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. They call him Brain Guy BlackDjeffgo: Oh, the incredibly long names. I get it. The mighty SFX: Yeah, I guess it's the theme BlackDjeffgo: ... The mighty SFX: .... BlackDjeffgo: Wow BlackDjeffgo: I'm SOOOO glad there's only voice feed The mighty SFX: Seriously. BlackDjeffgo: Movie time! The mighty SFX: Ah! Here we go! BlackDjeffgo: That's a LOT of doors, seriously BlackDjeffgo: If Dan were a robot, he'd be Crow BlackDjeffgo: So far, all we know is we're at... a carnival? The mighty SFX: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Random drama and poor acting to boot The mighty SFX: ...that guy's face scares me D: BlackDjeffgo: Yeah, seriously BlackDjeffgo: Ortega is pretty strong The mighty SFX: Yes The mighty SFX: and scary looking The mighty SFX: ...and...skull juice? BlackDjeffgo: Like Crow said - do not piss off the gypsies. If they ask for secks, just do it and get it over with. There's far worse things in life. BlackDjeffgo: Like skull juice The mighty SFX: Okay, that face is totally going to give me nightmares BlackDjeffgo: I dunno. They're trying so scary to be scary that it's funny. BlackDjeffgo: I guess JoJo's Bizarre Adventure has just de-sensitized me. BlackDjeffgo: These are some damn long credits. The mighty SFX: o_O BlackDjeffgo: There we go. BlackDjeffgo: Ahh, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel! The mighty SFX: Yeah.... BlackDjeffgo: TROPE NAMER. BlackDjeffgo: Cocktails? Can anyone name ONE carnival that has a cocktail bar? The mighty SFX: ....err..... BlackDjeffgo: ... this entire scene is surprisingly non-arousing. The mighty SFX: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: I mean, yes, it's a woman in undies dancing around but I'm bored out of my mind. The mighty SFX: I think the commentary is making it more amusing than anything else BlackDjeffgo: Now they're spinning and... WILL THIS EVER END?! The mighty SFX: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT RO--Shot BlackDjeffgo: Okay, that chick's name is Larry BlackDjeffgo: If she appears again BlackDjeffgo: Larry The mighty SFX: XD BlackDjeffgo: LARRY! There s/he is BlackDjeffgo: Thank you Da--Crow The mighty SFX: Aww, it's just a pu--kitty BlackDjeffgo: It's just a cat, Larry, chill BlackDjeffgo: It's cute. BlackDjeffgo: Awwww... Pu--kitty BlackDjeffgo: Blah blah blah BlackDjeffgo: Larry is mighty boring... and now some random guys in 70's clothing... The mighty SFX: Yeah.... BlackDjeffgo: Who. He has a pompador. BlackDjeffgo: Never gonna give you up~ never gonna let you down~ The mighty SFX: it might be audio quality or my speakers but the audio is kinda sucky, which makes paying attention a pain BlackDjeffgo: I know what you mean. They're grainy, but the MST3K guys come in perfectly. BlackDjeffgo: But this is an old movie too. We'll check the copyright soon. The mighty SFX: Yeah. BlackDjeffgo: At the end, they'll have it. BlackDjeffgo: WHOA! THAT WOMAN HAS A BEEHIVE ON HER HEA-- or, that's her hair The mighty SFX: I could look it up on Wikipedia BlackDjeffgo: All the women in this movie have wispy voices... The mighty SFX: But in order to not miss a nice chunk of the movie I'd have to use the Wii right behind me...which would be slow as hell. BlackDjeffgo: We'll worry about that later. The mighty SFX: Yeah, true BlackDjeffgo: Blah, blah, blah. We're 17 minutes in and this movie is just mind-numbing. The mighty SFX: What is that guy doing? BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: This movie is depressing. The men are gay and the women are men. BlackDjeffgo: Cherry? The guy's name is Cherry? The mighty SFX: Who the hell sits on their car? BlackDjeffgo: Cherry and Larry and Wispy BlackDjeffgo: C'MON WORLD! PULL MY FINGER! The mighty SFX: Yeah, what WAS with the random pointing at stuff? BlackDjeffgo: This movie has to have been filmed in New Jersey. No offense, bro, but... yeah... The mighty SFX: I thought that was just a joke BlackDjeffgo: Maybe so, but this movie does suck an awful lot BlackDjeffgo: WHAT BlackDjeffgo: THE BlackDjeffgo: HUCKING BlackDjeffgo: FELL?! The mighty SFX: ....wait, what just happened? BlackDjeffgo: A... random monkey was yelling at us to... get tickets The mighty SFX: ...oh, that BlackDjeffgo: This makes no sense BlackDjeffgo: SEE?! The guys ARE ghey! The mighty SFX: What's with the high pitched wail I keep hearing? BlackDjeffgo: No idea. BlackDjeffgo: Beehive head is just bizarre The mighty SFX: Did it just turn Black and White for a second? BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Yes The mighty SFX: ....Random scene change BlackDjeffgo: This rollercoaster is filmed kind of similarly to Cloverfield BlackDjeffgo: Back to Larry again BlackDjeffgo: Now... the black guy from Spider-Man BlackDjeffgo: Not that that's a bad thing, cuz he was awesome. BlackDjeffgo: Anyone else notice the rollercoaster cost 25 cents? BlackDjeffgo: Wait, did they say his name was "Bill Whore"? BlackDjeffgo: Back... to the random epileptic dancing The mighty SFX: And the Transvestite Cam. BlackDjeffgo: That has to be a guy BlackDjeffgo: I'm sorry, but that's either the single most masculine woman since the East German Women's wrestling team or a man in a bra The mighty SFX: Well...it LOOKS female. BlackDjeffgo: She's drunk, but she's speaking and behaving rationally The mighty SFX: ...that doesn't work The mighty SFX: unless she has some absurd alcohol tolerance, which given her dancing performance, is...incorrect BlackDjeffgo: Why are we randomly shifting from night to sunset? The mighty SFX: I don't know BlackDjeffgo: Oh, thank God, a break from this. The mighty SFX: all I know is that the transitions from place to place are random BlackDjeffgo: This makes Sidehackers looks like smooth transitions The mighty SFX: .....wow. Fortune telling BlackDjeffgo: ... The mighty SFX: ....wow BlackDjeffgo: Wow XD BlackDjeffgo: That was pretty funny The mighty SFX: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Like something Cog and Dan would do to me. The mighty SFX: I'd probably do it too BlackDjeffgo: Some random salesman who's like... y'know, every salesman ever. BlackDjeffgo: It says "MIKE" on the wall The mighty SFX: Yeah The mighty SFX: Wait, this is the area where that guy drank the skull juice BlackDjeffgo: Shouldn't it say FRODO LIVES? Okay, I'll stop. BlackDjeffgo: And yeah, now there's some girl and the gypsy from before The mighty SFX: Hammer whack KEEP INSIDE REFERENCES TO A MINIMUM! BlackDjeffgo: @_@ BlackDjeffgo: Random fortunate telling tiem BlackDjeffgo: Wait, is that Larry? The mighty SFX: I think so BlackDjeffgo: The gods! Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Chuck Norris and John Wayne! The mighty SFX: Those are the gods? BlackDjeffgo: Of course BlackDjeffgo: That's the 2nd-most-easily led-astray crowd in the world BlackDjeffgo: More fortune-telling BlackDjeffgo: It really IS 50 cents. Go fig. The mighty SFX: Hm. The mighty SFX: I got my palm read once. The mighty SFX: I was told I'd have four kids The mighty SFX: Bare in mind this was in a video game so it may not count BlackDjeffgo: I tried that Taboo NES game once for giggles. BlackDjeffgo: It didn't TELL me anything. It just told me that the Chariot meant war and conquest. BlackDjeffgo: This movie is just lulzy. They're trying so hard to make it worthwhile, but all we're hitting at cliches. The mighty SFX: Question: The mighty SFX: are you paying attention to what they're saying? BlackDjeffgo: I'm trying BlackDjeffgo: But everyone is SO FUGGING WISPY it's hard as all hell... BlackDjeffgo: Dammit, I knew we should've started with Fire Maidens from Outer Space The mighty SFX: Yeah. The mighty SFX: Because that sounds HOT The mighty SFX: BWAH HAH HAH HAH BlackDjeffgo: RIDER KICK The mighty SFX: OW! The mighty SFX: SON OF A [I am a potty mouth]! BlackDjeffgo: We're 30 minutes in and we haven't seen ONE zombie. The mighty SFX: No no no The mighty SFX: You see, we're looking at them right now BlackDjeffgo: Ahh! Exactly! It makes so much sense! BlackDjeffgo: The HUMANS are the zombies because they're in such a crappy movie! BlackDjeffgo: The zombies are the sane ones! BlackDjeffgo: Carmalita? BlackDjeffgo: More like Carmalitadansen! BlackDjeffgo: Oo-oo-ooa-ooa! The mighty SFX: HAMMER WHACK BlackDjeffgo: BLARGH! The mighty SFX: CLOSE UP OF THE EYES BlackDjeffgo: UNNECESSARY ZOOM! /Wayne's World/ WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA!!! The mighty SFX: Well, the guys apparently want to go in and stare at the girls. The mighty SFX: Maybe they aren't gay. The mighty SFX: or at least ONE of them isn't BlackDjeffgo: Hmm... BlackDjeffgo: Okay, so it's a step UP BlackDjeffgo: the only way this movie could get entertaining is is Flat-Top starting singing a RickRoll BlackDjeffgo: Crow and Servo singing "Little Dummer Boy" BlackDjeffgo: HOLY SHIT IT'S CRUELLA DE VILLE'S SISTERS!!! The mighty SFX: ..... The mighty SFX: Oh wow. The mighty SFX: I just noticed that now BlackDjeffgo: She's dancing like she belongs in Haruhi The mighty SFX: stifles a snicker BlackDjeffgo: For those of you who don't know: that one anime that's like Azumanga Daioh for people with no sense of humor and a lesbian lolita fetish. BlackDjeffgo: I'm looking at you, Cog. The mighty SFX: He's going to kill you for thart BlackDjeffgo: ... Even a wardrobe malfunction couldn't make this interesting. The mighty SFX: Maybe if the dance were more sexy...and not like...interpretive dance, it would be better. BlackDjeffgo: Maybe BlackDjeffgo: We're nearing the halfway point and we're yet to see a single zombie BlackDjeffgo: I was looking forward to some crappy zombie campiness! BlackDjeffgo: This is like Coyote Ugly, only worse because it doesn't have John Goodman. The mighty SFX: XD The mighty SFX: ....uh The mighty SFX: what time are you at? BlackDjeffgo: 41 flat The mighty SFX: okay I think I'm still in sync. It kinda froze for about 3 seconds but I was ahead of you The mighty SFX: so it's finew BlackDjeffgo: It should be close enough BlackDjeffgo: God, what is the POINT of all this singing and dancing numbers? The mighty SFX: I GET IT! The mighty SFX: There are no zombies in this movie BlackDjeffgo: Are the titular zombies supposed to be the audience after the movie is done?! The mighty SFX: They're trying to bore us to death The mighty SFX: and make US Zombies BlackDjeffgo: IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!! The mighty SFX: Intermission! BlackDjeffgo: The last time Mike changed his hair style was when I was -2 years old The mighty SFX: You can't be -2 years old BlackDjeffgo: It was two years prior to my birth. The mighty SFX: I get it The mighty SFX: you were trying to be funny The mighty SFX: you failed BlackDjeffgo: The nanite girl is voiced by Pearl. The mighty SFX: O_O BlackDjeffgo: It's like Jean Pierre Polnareff!!! The mighty SFX: ........Holy....crap BlackDjeffgo: Dayum BlackDjeffgo: He got a comm. satellite stuck in his hair BlackDjeffgo: Damn BlackDjeffgo: Just... damn The mighty SFX: Predicition The mighty SFX: His hair blocks half the screen BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Well, close BlackDjeffgo: Carmalitadansen! Oo-oo-ooa-ooa! Oo-oo-ooa-ooaa-oaaa!! Everyone loves the Carmalitadansen! The mighty SFX: ... BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Hey, wait BlackDjeffgo: wasn't Carmalita the name of the lesbian vampire from some old novel? BlackDjeffgo: Sadly, this isn't making it a whole lot more interesting... I mean... well, okay, but... yeah. Old hat. The mighty SFX: Well, it improved things...a little BlackDjeffgo: A little. The mighty SFX: if only she was...you know, better looking. and I could see more clearly BlackDjeffgo: Okay, we're 47 minutes in. WHERE ARE THE ZOMBIES?! The mighty SFX: IT'S A TRAP! The mighty SFX: ..... The mighty SFX: @_@ The mighty SFX: Must....kill......Jeff BlackDjeffgo: Spiral energy is the energy of human evolution! The mighty SFX: takes out knife BlackDjeffgo: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KIIIIIIIIIIIIICK?! The mighty SFX: STAB STAB STAB& BlackDjeffgo: OWWW. LEAVE A SMALL, CUTE BRUISE PUUUUNCH! The mighty SFX: ....o...w... The mighty SFX: Kill.....Jeff..... The mighty SFX: throw...him...into....the...pit The mighty SFX: Somehow manages to pick him up* BlackDjeffgo: NOBODY SAID "KILL JEFF", you douchebag The mighty SFX: ....what? The mighty SFX: Huh? Where am I? BlackDjeffgo: We're still watching a crappy zombie movie that seems void of zombies BlackDjeffgo: However, it does seem full of Wayne's World jokes The mighty SFX: ......something about hypnosis happened, right? The mighty SFX: that must have explained what happened to me BlackDjeffgo: So, how long has this been? Like 3 hours? The mighty SFX: 2 The mighty SFX: ...weeks BlackDjeffgo: That explains a lot. The mighty SFX: Are they even trying? BlackDjeffgo: This camera is like the stupid guy from Cloverfield's attempt at looking forward. BlackDjeffgo: IT'S FLAT-TOP! BlackDjeffgo: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you! BlackDjeffgo: Okay, in all seriousness. 53 fu-nuckin' minutes and not a single damn zombie... The mighty SFX: NO BlackDjeffgo: Now she's dancing like she belongs in a Mortal Kombat game. The mighty SFX: NOT MORE STUPID DANCING BlackDjeffgo: GODWHENWILLTHISMOVIEBEOVER?! The mighty SFX: 40 more minutes? The mighty SFX: Wait, whaT? The mighty SFX: What just happened? BlackDjeffgo: Umm BlackDjeffgo: Someone died BlackDjeffgo: Thank God. The mighty SFX: .....what The mighty SFX: What the hell am I watching? BlackDjeffgo: Okay, maybe I mis-interpretted, but from what I gathered, the gypsy's sister was Carmalitadansen BlackDjeffgo: and so, she hypnotised the d00d to kill her for... some... never-adequetely-explored reason BlackDjeffgo: What the hell? BlackDjeffgo: An army of women wrestlers? MASKED wrestlers, half of 'em? The mighty SFX: ..... BlackDjeffgo: Okay, seriously, I have a theory here BlackDjeffgo: They're pulling a "Neon Genesis: Evangelion" BlackDjeffgo: They ran out of budget so they're just BS'ing some mindscrew bullshit and saying "Screw it. The people will make up their own theories." The mighty SFX: CONGRATULATIONS! Shot BlackDjeffgo: CONGRATULATIONS! The mighty SFX: If this goes on much longer I'll die The mighty SFX: of boredom BlackDjeffgo: Now all we need is a penguin to be the only likeable character in this movie. BlackDjeffgo: Wait, I get it! BlackDjeffgo: The guy who made Eva was depressed and insane... BlackDjeffgo: And then he saw THIS movie BlackDjeffgo: and so he made Eva The mighty SFX: ....I'm sorry, Jeff. It went on seven seconds longer than I could take.....dies BlackDjeffgo: God, I totally should've started with Fire Maidens from Outer Space. The mighty SFX: We'll save that for next time, I guess The mighty SFX: I mean The mighty SFX: dead BlackDjeffgo: Phoenix Down The mighty SFX: Uh. The mighty SFX: Pause the movie for a sec BlackDjeffgo: k The mighty SFX: Firefox froze up. Lovely BlackDjeffgo: It's okay, take your time The mighty SFX: Where are you right now? BlackDjeffgo: 58:22 The mighty SFX: I'll take this time to take a quick break to resupply BlackDjeffgo: A'ight The mighty SFX: I suggest you do the same if you have to BlackDjeffgo: Might as well The mighty SFX: back BlackDjeffgo: You set? The mighty SFX: Yep BlackDjeffgo: Your firefox.exe file probably committed suicide, trying to stop watching BlackDjeffgo: But we have to press on BlackDjeffgo: And we will! In 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO BlackDjeffgo: The engine is a lie. BlackDjeffgo: Crow's babeling like Mario and Luigi in the GBA titles The mighty SFX: Heh BlackDjeffgo: Okay, this movie has like 25 minutes or so before the MST3K guys wrap it up. WHERE. ARE. THE. ZOMBIES?! The mighty SFX: They're going to show up in the last 15 minutes BlackDjeffgo: She's the penguin? BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: THE IRONY! BlackDjeffgo: PHASER SHOTS. The mighty SFX: Hmm.... The mighty SFX: .... BlackDjeffgo: Wh-wha? The mighty SFX: RANDOM SCENE SHIFT BlackDjeffgo: It just... it cut away like someone just recorded over it The mighty SFX: They probably did. The mighty SFX: ANOTHER ZOMBIE THEORY The mighty SFX: THIS IS A HOME MOVIE MADE BY A ZOMBIE BlackDjeffgo: IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!! The mighty SFX: Except not, but meh. BlackDjeffgo: Nightclub? It was in a CARNIVAL. The mighty SFX: The Nightclub was part of the Carnival The mighty SFX: The Carnival is for the kids, and the Nightclub is for the adults! The mighty SFX: Or something BlackDjeffgo: MORE RANDOM SCENE CHANGES!!! BlackDjeffgo: This movie either inspired or was inspired by SideHackers BlackDjeffgo: NOOOOOOO!!! NOT MORE DANCE NUMBERS!!! BlackDjeffgo: If you play this song backwards, it says "Paul is dead"... BlackDjeffgo: SHE'S DOING THE DAN-JO DANCE! BlackDjeffgo: Dan-jo-dan-jo-dan-dan-jo! Ree ree! Dan-jo-dan-jo-dan-dan-jo! Ree ree! The mighty SFX: ....No comment BlackDjeffgo: Let's see how many more obscure internet references I can make in the remaining 25 minutes. The mighty SFX: my bet is on 3 or 4 The mighty SFX: ... The mighty SFX: I thought I saw a male as one of those dancers for a second BlackDjeffgo: Would it surprise you? The mighty SFX: ....nu BlackDjeffgo: Me either. BlackDjeffgo: "Hello? Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" BlackDjeffgo: NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT ANOTHER DANCE NUMBER!!! The mighty SFX: Yeah The mighty SFX: there are no zombies The mighty SFX: The Zombies are a lie BlackDjeffgo: HOLY SHIT IT'S ONE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!! BlackDjeffgo: Does this movie even have a plot? BlackDjeffgo: She's also a Scat Man.... err... Woman The mighty SFX: Yeah The mighty SFX: I know what the plot is The mighty SFX: Points to a toilet BlackDjeffgo: Nod BlackDjeffgo: Thank God that's over with. The mighty SFX: ... BlackDjeffgo: A break... The mighty SFX: is this an intermission...or is the movie over? BlackDjeffgo: Intermission. BlackDjeffgo: Just... damn. The mighty SFX: Wow BlackDjeffgo: Skull juice... BlackDjeffgo: Damn The mighty SFX: That exchange was awesome BlackDjeffgo: yes it was BlackDjeffgo: Aww, crap, back to the movie? The mighty SFX: Nuts BlackDjeffgo: PREDICTABLE! The mighty SFX: .... The mighty SFX: Must....kill....Jeff BlackDjeffgo: Hey, flat-top's back The mighty SFX: Duh-wha? Oh. We're back BlackDjeffgo: THIS. MOVIE. WON'T. END!!! BlackDjeffgo: That guy has ears that'd put Ross Perot to shame. BlackDjeffgo: (Singing) Ear Boy! His ears are really... BIG!!! The mighty SFX: ...Giant Citrus Juicer XD BlackDjeffgo: This movie should've been called the "We mashed together like 20 scripts all at once and hopes for the best all the while giving it a needlessly long name" The mighty SFX: ... BlackDjeffgo: COME ON. Even Plan 9 from Outer Space had zombies and they weren't even in the right GENRE! The mighty SFX: Wow The mighty SFX: This is horrible The mighty SFX: No. The mighty SFX: Horrible doesn't describe it enough The mighty SFX: It's Shitastic. The mighty SFX: SKULL JUICE! BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: Wait, is this where the zombies are? BlackDjeffgo: They waited... for the very last... FIFTEEN MINUTES... for one... two zombies? The mighty SFX: ..... BlackDjeffgo: ... The mighty SFX: Wait BlackDjeffgo: The zombies STRANGLE people to death? The mighty SFX: did that zombie RAPE one of them? BlackDjeffgo: 1... 2... 3... three zombies. BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Apparently BlackDjeffgo: She suddenly had a lot less clothes on The mighty SFX: Well, she could have just lost the cape The mighty SFX: or..whatever that was The mighty SFX: oh The mighty SFX: and more dancing BlackDjeffgo: The STRANGLE/RAPE Zombies BlackDjeffgo: GOD! WHEN WILL THIS MOVIE END?! BlackDjeffgo: Oh God, not a Leech Woman reference... The mighty SFX: Leech Woman: The Musical! BlackDjeffgo: One of the few terrible movies I saw that made my mom say "I saw that when I was a teenager!" BlackDjeffgo: Why is the GUY in less clothes than the women. Isn't it usually the other way around? BlackDjeffgo: STRANGLING ZOMBIES! BlackDjeffgo: 10 minutes. Only 10 minutes left. BlackDjeffgo: -1 Zombie BlackDjeffgo: -2 Zombie BlackDjeffgo: Wait, the zombie had the common sense to wait to attack AND steal its gun? The mighty SFX: And they're all dead The mighty SFX: That was it BlackDjeffgo: -3 Zombies. That was ALL the "Zombie" in this movie. The mighty SFX: Wait The mighty SFX: There's one more BlackDjeffgo: ... one zombie just... waited behind? BlackDjeffgo: What? Was he asleep? BlackDjeffgo: That's one damn fast and competent zombie The mighty SFX: I don't think he's fully zombie yet The mighty SFX: Skull Juice seems to have a gradual effect BlackDjeffgo: Whaaaaah~ I... fell down BlackDjeffgo: GOD JUST SHOOT HIM AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!!! BlackDjeffgo: Has there been ANY plot in this movie? The mighty SFX: No BlackDjeffgo: I mean, I don't even know these guys' names. BlackDjeffgo: The actor finally realizes he's in a shitty movie BlackDjeffgo: And so decides to end it all BlackDjeffgo: He's crying. BlackDjeffgo: Maybe cuz he's acting BlackDjeffgo: Maybe cuz he knows he has no future as an actor The mighty SFX: .... BlackDjeffgo: Wait, they don't even SHOW him fall BlackDjeffgo: He grabs his chest and the camera FREAKS OUT The mighty SFX: They threw a camera spiraling into the water The mighty SFX: or something BlackDjeffgo: Maybe. BlackDjeffgo: Oh, he's still alive. Albeit slightly wetter, in more ways than one. BlackDjeffgo: Feel free to interpret that one as you would. The mighty SFX: .... BlackDjeffgo: FINALLY! It's over! BlackDjeffgo: My favorite character was Madison the cop. Because he didn't speak. Ever. He just shot people. BlackDjeffgo: M'kay, the MST3K guys are gonna bring us home now. BlackDjeffgo: Poor Mike. The mighty SFX: ...ow The mighty SFX: .... BlackDjeffgo: The children of the gods are little bastards too. BlackDjeffgo: Aww. Pearl has a sweet side. BlackDjeffgo: ... or not... BlackDjeffgo: She had me fooled. The mighty SFX: Yeah The mighty SFX: me too BlackDjeffgo: M'kay, now for the wrap up on our end. BlackDjeffgo: Well... BlackDjeffgo: .. BlackDjeffgo: It sure was... BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: a movie. The mighty SFX: Shitastic? BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. BlackDjeffgo: One hour and 15 minutes for a grand total of 4 zombies and one half-zombie BlackDjeffgo: All who died within a 10 minute span BlackDjeffgo: It had nothing to do with creatures, it had nothing to do with getting tired of living, and the zombies were not mixed-up. BlackDjeffgo: In fact, as far as zombies go, they were easily the best-coordinated and competent zombies I've ever seen. BlackDjeffgo: But, no, seriously, this movie sucked ass. The mighty SFX: Yeah The mighty SFX: I have nothing else to say The mighty SFX: This movie depresses me BlackDjeffgo: I've seen worse, but damn, have I seen far better. BlackDjeffgo: Okay, final thoughts before I post this? The mighty SFX: ..... The mighty SFX: I has none BlackDjeffgo: Me either. G'night, everybody!
	Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger.


Jeff	Aug 26 2008, 11:10 PM Post #4
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,322 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Hit the beat! Keep your beat!	Jeff: We should watch a bad movie! Katt: xDDD Katt: What bad movie do you have in mind? Jeff: Well, you've seen Plan 9, so how about the other one I had in mind - Fire Maidens from Outer Space? Katt: xDDDDD Katt: Or leech women Jeff: Ick. No. I'd rather not do that one again. It can STAY gone in the sands of time. Katt: xDDDD Katt: Wow, it's THAT bad? Jeff: It wasn't BAD Jeff: it was BORING Katt: Ah Jeff: Let me find the link and we'll begin Katt: lol Jeff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPkoeXQV3cM Jeff: Pause and let it load. I might be a little slow, since I'm on AIM and Yahoo as well as the Den-O stuff. Jeff: and don't worry, I'll be editing this for typos and our full names, so you're in no danger Katt: xDDDD Katt: lol, wow....I'm already scared of the movie Jeff: Why? Katt: The intro Jeff: PAUSE it, silly Jeff: I told you Katt: lol Katt: ok Jeff: And besides, this is the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version Katt: -High on new medicine- Jeff: Well, keep sane enough to sit through it with me. Katt: :3 Jeff: Anyways, it's loaded well enough. Ready to begin? Katt: yep Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO! Katt: !! Jeff: Wow, this was at the start of the series Jeff: The evil scientist guy looks like Weird Al... Katt: He does! Jeff: ROBOT ROLL CALL! Jeff: CamBot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! CROOOOOW! Katt: lol Jeff: It's just a show - I should really just relax... Jeff: Teaching robots about posture? Jeff: That AI voice reminds me of GLaDOS Jeff: Except kind Jeff: Oh, right. Every week they exchanged inventions they came up with. Katt: ok Jeff: A giant checkbook? Jeff: Wow Katt: xD Jeff: And a giant pen... Jeff: A dark Crow? Jeff: You can make Crow MORE evil? Katt: xDDDDDDDDD Jeff: A shoe made of cheese? Jeff: Beautiful. Katt: @___@ Wouldn't you worry about dogs trying to eat your shoes? Jeff: Of. Fire Maidens of Outer Space. Not from. Jeff: Well, there's no dogs on the Satellite of Love. Just Joel and his robots. Oh, and Mike, later on. Katt: yea Katt: Guess they would be handy if you got hungry Jeff: Except for Joel's facial reaction to it. Bleck Jeff: I love the robot's commentary. Jeff: Wow, there's even a specific part of the credits for the Fire Maidens. Jeff: At least it's a BIG step up from "The Creatures Who Got Tired of Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"... Jeff: Cy Roth did an awful lot in this movie. Jeff: Kinda like Plan 9 and Eddy D. Wood Jr... Jeff: Plan 13?! Seriously?! Jeff: They really DID just say Plan 13, didn't they? Katt: Yep Katt: lol Jeff: Wow... Katt: @__@ Katt: little annoying with their heads in the way Jeff: Now for part 2. Let it load. Katt: ok Jeff: Well, trust me, in some of these movies, their heads being in the way is the climax. Katt: xDDD Jeff: M'kay, so, basically, the American ambassador is in ahem England, to talk with the British government about some "Plan 13" that somehow relates to outer space. Katt: pretty much Jeff: Well, heck, why not? "Maid in Manhattan" made it to #1 in the box office. This is gold comparatively speaking! Katt: lol Katt: I saw that Katt: IT sucked Jeff: I know. Jeff: That's my point. Jeff: M'kay, ready for the next part? Katt: yep Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO! Jeff: If they're in England, why are they driving on the right side at the start of that one scene? Katt: xDDDD Major goof Jeff: That was a LOT of driving, even if it was only 3 scenes... Jeff: Okay, so there's supposedly a 13th moon around Jupiter? And it's life-supporting? Jeff: Seriously? That far from the sun and it supports life? YOU PHAIL SCIENCE FOREVER! Katt: Jeff: Three weeks to reach Jupiter? Seriously? Katt: PHAIL! Katt: x 3 Jeff: Which reminds me, Spore comes out next week. Jeff: Random lady who takes her sweet time coming on-set... oh, and she's not a Fire Maiden. That's a let down. Katt: xDDDD Katt: You know, I don't think there are many black and white movies you can take seriously Jeff: Fire Maiden sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh card anyways. That's why I picked it. Katt: I CHOOSE YOU FIRE MAIDEN! Katt: -Couldn't remember Yugioh chant thing- Jeff: Chant? You mean the transformation sequence thing? Katt: Yea Katt: Thing Katt: @_@ Jeff: He just yells Jeff: YU-GI-OOOOOOOH! Jeff: Anyways, now a lot of scientists are launching a shuttle, apparently. Jeff: All these strange, wordless scenes are unnervingly reminiscent of Manos: The Hands of Fate. Katt: Did that say American British? Jeff: That rocket looks like a dart... Jeff: And I think it did. Katt: @__@ Jeff: That makes no sense. Katt: agreed Jeff: American - use slang a lot. British - use a lot of unnecessary vowels. Jeff: Random military officials. Jeff: Expedition 13? Okay, so it's not Plan 13. Katt: I still think they said plan 13 earlier Jeff: They probably did. That makes it funnier. Katt: yep Jeff: The stars move like a string of lights moving behind the dart. Katt: xD Jeff: Plus they forget transmissions take time from as far as Mars, let alone Jupiter. Katt: PHAIL x 4 Jeff: And now, for no reason, they all lost control of the ship. Katt: lol Jeff: And that one lever seems to do EVERYTHING on the ship! Jeff: Anyways, time for part 3. Jeff: At least this movie is going somewhere. In The Leech Woman no one even died 'til part 6 or 7. Katt: lol Katt: Let me know when you are ready Jeff: It's loading slowly. Just a sec. Katt: Also, I have to finish taking pictures so I am going to watch it from the floor, so my responses will be lapsed Jeff: That's fine. Jeff: When I first started these, I was watching the movies alone, and just commenting on them. Katt: Well, now you have me to watch movies with Jeff: Right. I usually try to switch victi-- assistants with each new movie. Cog-Sean wants to do "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians" which he promises is every bit as bad as it sounds. Katt: lol Katt: I can't wait to read that one Jeff: This is taking a bit, I'm gonna go make popcorn and get a Mt. Dew Katt: -Can picture Santa clause tossing presents at Martians- Katt: Ok Jeff: Okay, ready? Katt: ok Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO! Jeff: Those asteroids look like popcorn... Jeff: The asteroids in the asteroid belt have enormous space between them and are moving about as fast as the Earth is around the sun... Jeff: MORE RANDOM LEVER MOVING! Jeff: What the heck? The dialogue here makes absolutely no sense. Ice machines and wives and... what? Jeff: Break time! Jeff: There's a lot of dead air in this movie. Katt: lol Jeff: A double entendre! Jeff: Crow loves the perverted jokes. Jeff: "She built like a brick shi--... sh-showboat! Showboat..." Katt: xDDDDDDDDDDDD Jeff: More dead air. Where are the Fire Maidens? Jeff: Those guys are sitting in formation like the Power Rangers or something. Jeff: Aliens speak English in pleasant, albeit monotone, North American accents! Katt: =OOOO EGADS!! THEY ARE AMERICAN ALIENS! Jeff: And they use the same measurements as us! How convenient! Katt: xDDD They should use Metric that is more common Jeff: Part 4 Jeff: The only way this is gonna get interesting quickly is if the lead astronaut leaps out of the shuttle and yells "ORE SANJOU!" Katt: xDD Jeff: Ready? Katt: yep Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO Jeff: What the--? Jeff: The rocket landing was the single-most awkward I've ever seen. Jeff: ... a ladder? They lowered a ladder... by hand? Jeff: Well, whatever... they're on the 13 moon of Jupiter... which looks a lot like... umm... Iowa. Jeff: I love the musical numbers that Joel and the others do... Jeff: C'mon, we're like 35 minutes in. Where are some women on FIRE?! Katt: xDDDD Jeff: Are all these wordless running scenes needed? Katt: Didn't you know, Iowa is a copy of Jupiter Jeff: OF COURSE! It makes SO MUCH SENSE! Katt: xD Jeff: Random statue of... a woman... Jeff: Of a very SKINNY woman. Katt: No food on Jupiter so of course they would be skinny Jeff: No BBWs? Wow, that's depressing... Katt: xDD Jeff: Adjusts his cap Katt: Nope, only size 0 girls Jeff: ... what? Jeff: They hear a woman scream in terror Jeff: and he says Katt: On Jupiter Jeff: "This could be very important." Jeff: With zero inflection. Jeff: Here's something I never thought I'd see in this movie - a man interested in a woman. Katt: xDDDDDDDD Katt: Wow, just shooting without aiming Katt: She looks like Cassandra Katt: or Sophitia Jeff: And she's just like Sophitia from Soul Cal Jeff: ... Katt: xDDDDDDD Jeff: Wow, we just synchronized. Jeff: Eerie. Katt: "OMG! IT'S SOPHITIA FROM SOUL CAL!!" Katt: "How did she get on Jupiter?" Jeff: Didn't you know? Grecian MILFs can fly. Katt: xDDDDDD Jeff: It's kinda like mystical floaty anime powahs. Katt: Hence the cape Jeff: Indeed. Jeff: THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY NOT A TRAP! Katt: "Hold my purse" Jeff: Yeah, I know, right? Katt: lol Jeff: They know NOTHING about the inhabitants on this planet, but they're following her just because she has a chest. Katt: The chest has mystical voodoo powers Katt: All men fall under their control Jeff: Either that or men are just incredibly dumb. Katt: lol Jeff: Maybe a bit of both. Jeff: Be right back, bathroom break. Katt: ok Jeff: M'kay. I'm back. Ready? Katt: yep Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO Katt: Wow, they caught up fast Jeff: Yeah. REALLY fast. Jeff: Random Grecian architecture and... electricity. Katt: DUN DUN DUUUUUNN! Jeff: And now ATLANTIS?! Katt: BUT WAIT! Katt: How did Atlantis get on Jupiter? Jeff: He's the last male? What happened to the others? Katt: Women killed them Katt: screwed entire species Jeff: And not in the good way. Katt: lol Katt: I can totally see where this movie is going Katt: Now the women are going to rape all the men so that they species can survive Katt: G rated movie is going to become X rated porno Jeff: "Fire Maidens" kind of gives me some really BAD mental images. Katt: lol Jeff: Some sort of indestructible man-beast creature? What the heck? Katt: Technically, if he is the last male. He should be on a pedestal since he is the last one Jeff: "Food and drink will provide sustenance." Profound. Jeff: Wait, the guy just threw his daughter - a princess - on some random Earth guy? Katt: Again, they need to reproduce Katt: or become extinct Jeff: ... ALL of those are HIS daughters? Jeff: Holy hell, man. Katt: Busy busy man Katt: God Katt: I pity his wife Katt: @___@ Jeff: Wow. I'm stunned, really. Katt: "These are my daughters, I use them as slaves" Jeff: Yeah, basically. Jeff: Alcohol breeds stupidity. Katt: "One will be waiting in each of your rooms": Jeff: I know, right? Katt: How did they get alcohol on Jupiter? Jeff: No idea. Katt: PHAIL x 100 Katt: Evil toaster Jeff: Yeah... Jeff: Crow's throwing a temper tantrum... Jeff: See? Even Joel noticed the two-level control thing. Katt: xDD Katt: Looks like a toaster Jeff: Kinda. Katt: They should put bubble gum in the one guy Jeff: Tom Servo? Actually, Joel mentioned that too. Katt: xDD Jeff: Oh my God. Jeff: Back to the movie! Jeff: Tom Servo still has that crank in this head. Jeff: Now for some... umm... random dancing? Jeff: I was REALLY hoping their heads would be on fire... Katt: None of them are wearing bras Katt: But I guess they don't have bras on Jupiter Jeff: How can you te--... oh. Katt: xDDDD Katt: I can TELL Katt: It's not THAT hard to tell Katt: lol Katt: Or Fred Estaire Jeff: Bizarre. Jeff: Crow has a really BAD falsetto. Jeff: M'kay! Time to load up part 6 Katt: k Jeff: This entire scene is basically fanservice. Jeff: But with a name like "Fire Maidens of Outer Space", I should've figured. Katt: Still haven't gotten the fire part of that Jeff: I know, I'm disappointed. Jeff: I'm telling you, their heads should be on fire. Y'know, like Ghost Rider. Katt: xDDD Jeff: THAT would be awesome. Jeff: Okay, ready? Katt: yep Jeff: M'kay. Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO! Jeff: I see Paris! I see France! Jeff: My theory - if a guy tries to get it on with one of these ahem Fire Maidens, they die a horrible death that... knowing these movies, has nothing to do with fire. Katt: xDDD Katt: But they die with a smile on their face Jeff: Probably. Jeff: Like Zoidberg. Jeff: And rather than expressing concern for their friends like a NORMAL person, the three other guys just leave 'em. Katt: yep Katt: Looks like a small hulk Jeff: Yeah. With no hair. Katt: @__@ The hulk has hair?? Jeff: Yep. Katt: -Never seen Hulk- Jeff: Green, but hair is present. Jeff: -Marvel Comics nerd- Katt: -hugs- Jeff: -hugs- Jeff: My philosophy is "If it's too good to be true, it probably isn't"... Jeff: And if I landed on a planet full of beautiful, wanting women, I'd be very, very concerned... Katt: Sexy time Jeff: Okay, the lead girl is Sophitia. Jeff: That's my nickname for her. Jeff: Yes, one of my usual habits in these is nicknaming the characters. Katt: Fits her Jeff: To sustain life, there must be water. If ALL their drinks are alcohol, that might explain the lack of men. Jeff: Alcohol poisoning... and men are dumb. Katt: xDD Katt: Bloody mary mix Jeff: No way, that woke him up. Has to be Mt. Dew. Jeff: Don't aliens usually have super powers? Jeff: If their only power is speaking English... well, boring. Katt: Wow, so they just decided to leave the Earth and go to a different planet Katt: brilliant Katt: screw you Katt: That's what he is thinking Jeff: Yeah... Jeff: "How do I... umm... yeah." Jeff: Obvious sentiment. Jeff: Random harem moment, apparently. Katt: He gets 4 girls Katt: other guy only gets 1 Katt: guy got jipped Jeff: Totally. Katt: Guess they figure he can handle 4 Jeff: You have two guesses to guess the gender of the director of this movie. And the first one doesn't count. Katt: xDDDDD Katt: That one girl looks old Katt: like.....a good bit older than the rest Jeff: Nothing wrong with that <.<; Katt: No, but look at the age of the others Katt: compare her to them Jeff: Yeah, kinda. Time to load part 7. Jeff: Why does Jupiter not have BBWs? Jeff: Ready? Katt: yea Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO Jeff: So, that thing is the man-beast thingy that the old guy was talking about, huh? Jeff: Looks like some old guy with a beard Jeff: "We'll stay here 'til noon." "NOOOO!!!" Jeff: Back down the ladder. Jeff: Random, wordless talking scenes Jeff: Blabbing on again... Jeff: Why is she not on fire yet? Jeff: Aaaand... the old guy kicked the bucket? Jeff: Looks like he's wearing a rather thick sweater Jeff: Gas grenade? They brought GAS GRENADES to Jupiter's alleged 13th moon? Jeff: Wait, so he's NOT a biological father, but more like an adoptive mentor? Jeff: Timmy's in there... Jeff: Blaire? Underwood? Marsha? MCCLOUD! Jeff: Time for part 8 to load. Jeff: Still with us, Katt? Katt: yep Jeff: Okay, good. Just making sure that the movie didn't bore you to death. Katt: lol Jeff: Ready? Katt: yep Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: Go! Jeff: Now the guy's in a tree... Jeff: This movie is surprisingly boring... even with the legion of Grecian MILFs... Jeff: And now, suddenly, they want in... men ARE idiots. Jeff: They lined the bloody wall with GUNPOWDER?! Jeff: Electrical charge? Electricity doesn't make plants EXPLODE! Jeff: That's HOW many scientific mistakes? 7? 8? Jeff: Sophitia hurries down the generic corridor. Jeff: SURPRISINGLY SUGGESTIVE KIDNAPPING SCENE! Jeff: Okay, maybe this movie is going to be good after all! Jeff: Tom Servo Vs. Timmy! Jeff: Break time! Jeff: What the--? Katt: xDD Katt: Aliens! Jeff: Aliens references! Katt: YES! Jeff: SHUT UP, TOM! Jeff: Beautiful. Jeff: Well, that's the end of Timmy, I guess. Jeff: WHOOOO! SHE'S ON FIRE! Jeff: About time! Jeff: I wonder if this is supposed to be metaphoric or something? Jeff: Aaand now... they've gone into "ALL MEN MUST BE KILLED" mode Jeff: Why do I keep feeling oddly like I'm watching Manos? Jeff: Still there? Katt: yes Jeff: M'kay, ready? Katt: yep Jeff: 4 Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO! Jeff: MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE! Jeff: SECRET PASSAGE! Jeff: Random wandering~ Jeff: Man, is the Puma Man on? Jeff: FAAAAANSERVICE! Jeff: Why are there no BBWs? That saddens me. Jeff: Oh, she's not ON fire, it's behind her. That saddens me even more. Jeff: He's wearing a sweater and sweatpants... Jeff: Come on, what kind of "Man-Beast" is that? Jeff: Sigh More random dancing. Jeff: Sadly, the writers probably conceived this as being the climax of the movie. Jeff: In case you can't tell, the guys are chanting "Bad, bad, bad film" Katt: xD Jeff: Last part! Let it load. Katt: k Jeff: So, basically... America and England notice a 13th moon around Jupiter, that has potential to sustain life. Stupid Anglo-American pricks go to said planet, but since they want to leave, this upsets the somewhat emotionally-volatile braless inhabitants and so they want to kill 'em all. Jeff: I want to complain but this is STILL better than Maid in Manhattan or Cloverfield. Katt: And Lost in Translation Jeff: Yeah Jeff: Ready? Katt: yep Jeff: 3 Jeff: 2 Jeff: 1 Jeff: GO! Jeff: What happened to the "Fire" in the title of this flick, anyways? Jeff: ... He was SUPPOSED to invincible... but he BURNS like tinder? What is this? Jeff: And now the humans just GRAB one ch1k a piece and leave all giggles-like, but just a moment ago, they wanted to KILL 'EM ALL?! Jeff: Yeah, and at least ONE of those guys was MARRIED to boot Jeff: And now the dude lives happily ever after and the rocket takes off in the single most Freudian ending EVER. Jeff: The robots have broke down and are crying now... Jeff: Joel seems fine, though Jeff: Oh my God Jeff: Timmy has the alien mouth Jeff: Predator reference? Jeff: Man... Katt: wow Jeff: Okay, so that was Fire Maidens of Outer Space. Now this is the time we briefly recap the movie and make our closing comments. Your thoughts? Katt: When she goes back Katt: She needs to take bras Katt: And more food Jeff: So, aliens are all skinny and lack undergarments. Katt: yep Katt: And speak English Jeff: Thank you, Mr. Cy Roth, thank you for dashing any and all hopes I may have had about alien species. Jeff: species Katt: For we have discovered they are JUST.LIKE.US. Jeff: Except minus bras. Katt: So there is no intelligent life out there Jeff: The universe is shivved. Katt: and bbws Jeff: Yes. Jeff: And for some reason, there was surprisingly little fire in the movie, except those torches in the background in that ONE ROOM in that ONE SCENE. Jeff: A more appropriate name would've been "Maidens of Outer Space" Jeff: or Jeff: "Braless Maidens of Jupiter's Imaginary 13th Moon" Katt: xDD Jeff: Also, they didn't harp much on Atlantis or that man-beast at all... like one-word summaries. It was kind of a let down in that regard. Jeff: Okay, your overall thoughts? Katt: sucked Katt: Still better than Lost in Translation Jeff: Yes... Jeff: I've seen much worse than this... but I've seen much better. Jeff: But, frankly, I liked Puma Man more than Fire Maidens. Jeff: Regardless, that wraps it up. G'night, everybody! Jeff: Say good night, Katt Katt: lol Katt: Good night Katt Jeff: Thank-- Jeff: ... you. Jeff: See you next time, faithful readers. Edited by Jeff*, Aug 26 2008, 11:15 PM.
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Jeff	Nov 3 2008, 05:50 PM Post #5
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,322 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Hit the beat! Keep your beat!	BlackDjeffgo: Ready? amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: getting comfy BlackDjeffgo: Today's terribad movie: Outlaw of Gor! For people wanting to watch this flick - here's the link to part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCkc-U2fH1s amcale2005: ready BlackDjeffgo: Great. BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO! amcale2005: cheesy theme music BlackDjeffgo: I love it BlackDjeffgo: It underwent like 7 or 8 versions amcale2005: slightly bill nye esque BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. I love it. amcale2005: I like it too BlackDjeffgo: ROBOT ROLL CALL! amcale2005: hehe BlackDjeffgo: CROOOOOOOOOOW! amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: nice amcale2005: locked in tight BlackDjeffgo: Lots of doors amcale2005: dirty amcale2005: he was totally motorboating that robot BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Oh, wow BlackDjeffgo: Tom Servo's crying BlackDjeffgo: Tom is the gumball-machine-looking guy amcale2005: cat in tree BlackDjeffgo: Crow is the yellow guy who likes perverted jokes amcale2005: hmm BlackDjeffgo: and Gypsy is the big purple one amcale2005: bonjour! BlackDjeffgo: Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank amcale2005: oh the savings! BlackDjeffgo: Huzzah! amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: XD amcale2005: that time machine is fantastic BlackDjeffgo: Indeed. I'll take 12! BlackDjeffgo: What the? amcale2005: FABIO! BlackDjeffgo: Wow... amcale2005: hehehe amcale2005: that is rediculous amcale2005: Fabio is old BlackDjeffgo: Gypsy is supposed to be a girl... apparently their theory was wrong amcale2005: and those brass breast plates are disturbing BlackDjeffgo: It's movie tiiiime! amcale2005: back through the doors amcale2005: hahaha amcale2005: comentary on a movie commentary BlackDjeffgo: Yep BlackDjeffgo: I like the MST3K versions the most BlackDjeffgo: But a few movies never had them - like Plan 9 or Night of the Ghouls amcale2005: hmm BlackDjeffgo: Wow. It was based on a book... BlackDjeffgo: Wow. amcale2005: BUD amcale2005: hehe BlackDjeffgo: Shoes. Randomly. amcale2005: totally from the 80s amcale2005: that hair amcale2005: geez BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... dang. Those hairstyles could EAT someone. BlackDjeffgo: XD amcale2005: they are the type moms make stories about spiders laying eggs and hatching in BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: Now, randomly, he's dressed like Conan amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: and... in a desert? BlackDjeffgo: What is going on? amcale2005: shrunk the nelson BlackDjeffgo: Wow... well, time for part 2. amcale2005: k BlackDjeffgo: So far we have... umm... the 1980's variation of my buddy, Dan... some random Conan-wannabe and... BlackDjeffgo: Hair. BlackDjeffgo: Lots of it. amcale2005: and a disturbing Fabio impression BlackDjeffgo: Well, we're off to a banging start amcale2005: haha...motorboating BlackDjeffgo: Something like that. How do you motorboat a gumball machine? amcale2005: well amcale2005: replay amcale2005: you will see amcale2005: it was scarring amcale2005: let me tell you BlackDjeffgo: XD amcale2005: did you go back? amcale2005 direct connection is closed. BlackDjeffgo: Nah. BlackDjeffgo: I hurt my arm amcale2005: aww amcale2005: how? BlackDjeffgo: Went and got the mail... BlackDjeffgo: tripped on the way in BlackDjeffgo: no longer having a right handrail BlackDjeffgo: BAM BlackDjeffgo: arm-first, full-weight into the other handrail amcale2005: awwwwwwww amcale2005: Im sorry BlackDjeffgo: I'll be okay. Ready for the next part? amcale2005: yep BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO! amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: pete rose amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: Hee hee BlackDjeffgo: Kevin the Camero-Driving Hero of Outlaw of Gor amcale2005: playboy airfreshener? amcale2005: disturbing BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... amcale2005: lol amcale2005: mouth breather BlackDjeffgo: Kabbot, kabbot, kabbot, kabbot, kabbot... BlackDjeffgo: Gor! The planet Al Gore came from. amcale2005: I dont know why it reminds me of it...but...HEY ABBOT!! amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: Kill Him! Kill Him! Kill Him! Kill Him! amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: hahaha amcale2005: it reminded him too BlackDjeffgo: Everytime he says "Kabbot", take a shot amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: You'd be smashed by now BlackDjeffgo: SAND NAZIS! amcale2005: we played the shaun of the dead drinking game on halloween BlackDjeffgo: Everytime he said "Shaun"? amcale2005: lol amcale2005: umm BlackDjeffgo: The bar was named Pullman? BlackDjeffgo: Wow, best not to think too hard on that one BlackDjeffgo: The swords bend... amcale2005: every time they said phil, complained about shawn, made a plan, or showed or talked about the Winchester amcale2005: creepy BlackDjeffgo: This is so... random amcale2005: random amcale2005: IOWA BlackDjeffgo: IOWA! BlackDjeffgo: Almost as useless as Montanna, Washington and Oregon! BlackDjeffgo: No, I'm kidding. amcale2005: KABBOT BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: hey amcale2005: HEY BlackDjeffgo: Random Buttlady BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: those are the 3 states Ive lived in BlackDjeffgo: I know, I'm just kidding. BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: hmmm amcale2005: Unconvinced BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: KABBOT BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: omg BlackDjeffgo: So... Kabbot's coming then? amcale2005: so drunk by now amcale2005: the apothicary BlackDjeffgo: Evil Cooking amcale2005: MEDDLE MEDDLE MEDDLE amcale2005: eeeek amcale2005: fire BlackDjeffgo: So... what's the hero's name again/ BlackDjeffgo: ? amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: KABBOT BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: true BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: WHORE BlackDjeffgo: She has no pants BlackDjeffgo: and she's trying to straddle him BlackDjeffgo: Ewwww BlackDjeffgo: Cooties! amcale2005: she should dismount whatever car shes dancing on BlackDjeffgo: It's a motorized SOMETHING, that's for sure amcale2005: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh no he di'nt! BlackDjeffgo: Um~ are you going on in part 3? Let it load, you're going ahead! amcale2005: its loading BlackDjeffgo: Oh, okay. amcale2005: I was talking about you BlackDjeffgo: Anyways, yeah... she needs to buy some pants. Or a skirt, at least. BlackDjeffgo: Ahh, okay. BlackDjeffgo: XD amcale2005: and the motorized comment amcale2005: harsh BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: But she's walking like she dismounted a horse amcale2005: lol amcale2005: alright amcale2005: we got it amcale2005: shes a whore amcale2005: moving on amcale2005: BlackDjeffgo: Well, at the very least, if KABBOT! needs to get somewhere quickly, he has something to ride. amcale2005: distain I hear? BlackDjeffgo: Dismay, more over amcale2005: hmm BlackDjeffgo: Ready? amcale2005: sure BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO amcale2005: gold digger BlackDjeffgo: Why do women on this planet lack pants? BlackDjeffgo: It's like Space Mutiny all over again amcale2005: hello...translation:swallow a knife and die BlackDjeffgo: I know, right? amcale2005: ewwww BlackDjeffgo: I'd seriously hesitate to let ANYONE get that close to my neck with a knife amcale2005: hehehe amcale2005: whip it, whip it good BlackDjeffgo: Alien planets have a severe lack in BBWs. It's most disheartening amcale2005: its the 80s dear amcale2005: hello delilah BlackDjeffgo: Delilah? amcale2005: yes amcale2005: like samson and delilah BlackDjeffgo: Ahh. Right. amcale2005: /making a music reference BlackDjeffgo: No idea what song you mean* amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: Break time. Watch those doors close. amcale2005: its called hey there delilah/plain white tees amcale2005: youre right amcale2005: o god BlackDjeffgo: Ho, wow... amcale2005: rediculous BlackDjeffgo: Hamlet has a sailor in it? BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: He doesn't even remember it? amcale2005: how much did mom drink during that pregnancy BlackDjeffgo: You must wonder amcale2005: rawr BlackDjeffgo: Rawr. Kinda. BlackDjeffgo: More like "Ra" BlackDjeffgo: or "Wr" amcale2005: Captain Obvious BlackDjeffgo: He looks like a happy pig! BlackDjeffgo: Huzzah! BlackDjeffgo: Her hair could swallow my cat. BlackDjeffgo: Like Westside Story... only... worse. Somehow. amcale2005: or like it was hacked back up by a cat BlackDjeffgo: Yeah XD amcale2005: I love westside story BlackDjeffgo: They serve wine in kegs? BlackDjeffgo: What in the nine burning hells? BlackDjeffgo: COME POUR THE MIDGETS! amcale2005: hmmm BlackDjeffgo: Yaaaaay! BlackDjeffgo: I love the total lack of enthusiasm on the cast's part amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: dirty BlackDjeffgo: Homestone? BlackDjeffgo: Totally not a lewd metaphor. amcale2005: wwwwwwhoa BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Well, this is right up there with having to see Keanu Reeve's ass... amcale2005: lol amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: OH GAWD, MY EYES!!! amcale2005: you were not impressed? BlackDjeffgo: I meant having to see half-naked guys for no plot-important reason amcale2005: hehehe amcale2005: are you talking about him or her BlackDjeffgo: Guys as in males. BlackDjeffgo: She's... well, she's okay. I've seen better. amcale2005: where...those were women BlackDjeffgo: Have you not noticed the two 95%-nekkid dudes in the past two scenes? amcale2005: lol amcale2005: yeah amcale2005: there is a lot of skin all around BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... ready for part 4? amcale2005: sure BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: no doubt BlackDjeffgo: She's trying to sleep her way to the bottom... amcale2005: are you trying to seduce me, mrs robinson amcale2005: eww amcale2005: the things you do BlackDjeffgo: Mrs. Robinson was WAY hotter amcale2005: lol amcale2005: its the cougar factor, isnt it amcale2005: windex BlackDjeffgo: Part of it, yes, but I just liked her more amcale2005: haha amcale2005: bliking belly button BlackDjeffgo: TGI-DIE, DAY! amcale2005: lauren bacall is pretty fly BlackDjeffgo: Eww. Cooties. amcale2005: shes married to whats his name BlackDjeffgo: No idea. It's hard to follow this. amcale2005: thats disturbing BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. amcale2005: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww amcale2005: awww BlackDjeffgo: Very eww. BlackDjeffgo: KNIFE'D BlackDjeffgo: The King is dead, OMG BlackDjeffgo: Well, so much for good friends amcale2005: the one who played mrs robinson is married to the the guy who directed robinhood:men in tights and princess bride amcale2005: Macbeth all over again BlackDjeffgo: Robin Hood: Men in Tights and Princess Bride were directed by two different people. amcale2005: oh wait amcale2005: I can see him amcale2005: the one who did men in tights BlackDjeffgo: Mel Brooks amcale2005: right amcale2005: I knew it started with an M amcale2005: haha amcale2005: bitch BlackDjeffgo: Wow. This is... strange BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! BlackDjeffgo: OMG! BLOOD! amcale2005: sell out BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. BlackDjeffgo: She needs pants. Big time. BlackDjeffgo: Whoa! Was that guard copping a feel? amcale2005: getting one too many views of the vajayjay amcale2005: you die BlackDjeffgo: lol. Hardcore fail. amcale2005: hes little bus material BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... amcale2005: climb on my back BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: we shall run BlackDjeffgo: This movie is rapidly making less and less sense... but I've definitely seen worse. amcale2005: well amcale2005: I can see the plot amcale2005: the time traveling part is stupid though BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... amcale2005: it makes no sense with the rest of the story amcale2005: other than retardo being there BlackDjeffgo: I bet the book made a lot more sense... I hope. amcale2005: but you could have retarded traitors back then just as well as now BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... anyways, ready? amcale2005: lol amcale2005: yep BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO BlackDjeffgo: Beloincloth'd amcale2005: woah amcale2005: kabbot is packing BlackDjeffgo: lol. BlackDjeffgo: An ancient roman Shredder! amcale2005: nice legs BlackDjeffgo: He's obviously gay. No self-respecting man waxes his legs. amcale2005: swimmers? BlackDjeffgo: That's different. amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: Because the hair slows you down under the water. amcale2005: right amcale2005: thats what I meant BlackDjeffgo: The manhunter is still ghey amcale2005: lol amcale2005: alright amcale2005: omg BlackDjeffgo: oh! here it comes! amcale2005: vest BlackDjeffgo: The song! amcale2005: wow amcale2005: no words BlackDjeffgo: Tubular Boobular BlackDjeffgo: What a good song. BlackDjeffgo: I have the MP3 of that. XD amcale2005: the judds amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: o no BlackDjeffgo: This scene was definitely written by a man. amcale2005: this is definitely made by a man BlackDjeffgo: We should watch Fire Maidens together XD amcale2005: great BlackDjeffgo: What was the point the cartwheel? amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiit's breastaca-boobical-chestica-mammical-pendular-globular fuuuuuuuuuuuuun! amcale2005: youre asking the reason for this? amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: It's unorthadox, but not problematic amcale2005: aww, a man and his midget BlackDjeffgo: Flintstones reference #2 amcale2005: barney amcale2005: hehe BlackDjeffgo: Random oasis amcale2005: wow amcale2005: crotch shot BlackDjeffgo: Look THERE, idiot. BlackDjeffgo: WOw. amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: its clearly following us BlackDjeffgo: Darn that mountain and it's stalking ways! BlackDjeffgo: That's NOT, how you use a whip amcale2005: lol amcale2005: hmm amcale2005: so tell me Jeff, how DO you use a whip?> BlackDjeffgo: Well, you sure don't wrap it around their ANKLE, that's for sure amcale2005: lol amcale2005: yeah amcale2005: inuendo lost BlackDjeffgo: More like "Nicely avoided" amcale2005: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight BlackDjeffgo: Ready? BlackDjeffgo: For part 6, I mean? amcale2005: yep BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO amcale2005: token black guy BlackDjeffgo: TOILET LIDS OF SLAVERY! amcale2005: eww BlackDjeffgo: AUGH! NO! BlackDjeffgo: Not midget ass... amcale2005: sand ass BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Really grainy gas, I guess amcale2005: eeeeck amcale2005: they really like the ass angles BlackDjeffgo: That they do BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT! amcale2005: jerk BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. amcale2005: hehehe amcale2005: a bosom buddies reference BlackDjeffgo: HEY! BlackDjeffgo: Not cool BlackDjeffgo: NINJA MODE BlackDjeffgo: Sideboob, lol amcale2005: hmmm amcale2005: nice amcale2005: hehehe BlackDjeffgo: Random nonsensical violence! amcale2005: you mean suicides while watching this film? BlackDjeffgo: That's a distinct possibility, Crow amcale2005: hehehehe amcale2005: boy scouts BlackDjeffgo: Yeah amcale2005: random amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: yep amcale2005: you there? BlackDjeffgo: Yep BlackDjeffgo: I clicked the wrong link initially, but now I'm on part 7, letting it load BlackDjeffgo: Ready? amcale2005: yep BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO amcale2005: woah BlackDjeffgo: Whoa... BlackDjeffgo: This is a bit... umm... wow amcale2005: hehe BlackDjeffgo: Crow: NEKKID! amcale2005: ouch BlackDjeffgo: RANDOM SENSELESS VIOLENCE amcale2005: are you getting angry watching this BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: No. BlackDjeffgo: I'm laughing, mostly amcale2005: ok BlackDjeffgo: Hey! That looks like a -- not another word amcale2005: lol amcale2005: 3000 miles dumbass BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Tour of her highness? Me thinks not. amcale2005: dirty BlackDjeffgo: lol amcale2005: hahaha amcale2005: mcnuggets BlackDjeffgo: Giant chicken McNuggets BlackDjeffgo: Doo-hoo-hooo! amcale2005: impending doom BlackDjeffgo: The rocks are so incredible, they BOUNCE amcale2005: kill her BlackDjeffgo: Kill her dead' amcale2005 signed on at 5:11:13 PM. BlackDjeffgo: Net hiccup amcale2005: aww BlackDjeffgo: Cruella DeVille~ amcale2005: if she doesnt scare you, no evil thing will BlackDjeffgo: EVERYONE yells KABBOT! randomly BlackDjeffgo: Break time again amcale2005: how many sections are there? BlackDjeffgo: Break sections? This should be the last one. amcale2005: no amcale2005: I mean of the movie BlackDjeffgo: 10 in total. Should be 3 after this amcale2005: alright amcale2005: lol amcale2005: dorks BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Like me, Dan and Cog-Sean amcale2005: lol amcale2005: I dont think you are quite that hoakey BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Ready? amcale2005: yeah BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Those guys are great amcale2005: no comment BlackDjeffgo: This is totally not just a scene to let the women see him in chains amcale2005: lol amcale2005: why is that BlackDjeffgo: Sarcasm, mostly. amcale2005: in your haines amcale2005: leather haines BlackDjeffgo: Pwn't amcale2005: hahaha amcale2005: dr quinn BlackDjeffgo: Random reference to Doctor Quinn amcale2005: that hat is rediculous BlackDjeffgo: That, it is BlackDjeffgo: Yes. Brilliant. Beat him up more to get the adreneline flowing. BlackDjeffgo: Totally no -- BlackDjeffgo: wow BlackDjeffgo: WAY off script! amcale2005: look in camera 3 buddy BlackDjeffgo: This scene is making me dizzy amcale2005: she wants so be wonderwoman amcale2005: eeeww BlackDjeffgo: Very eww amcale2005: no sloppy seconds BlackDjeffgo: Ick. amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: snuggle BlackDjeffgo: Eww. amcale2005: ouwww BlackDjeffgo: THAT is how a whip is used, if you must ask amcale2005: lol amcale2005: got it BlackDjeffgo: No one on this planet apparently has discovered the advanced technologies known as brassiers amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: On to part 9. Yes, it's almost over. amcale2005: why you so concerned they are supported, jeff? BlackDjeffgo: It's kind of distracting from what little pre-established plot has been given amcale2005: awww BlackDjeffgo: I mean, the only character who stands out is the midget BlackDjeffgo: some old guys died, some d00d is... umm... some d00d from Earth and the other d00d is... in prison? BlackDjeffgo: I really have no idea. This is hard to follow and good nicknames for these guys just aren't coming amcale2005: hehe amcale2005: yeah amcale2005: why are we watching this? amcale2005: BlackDjeffgo: Because bad movies are MADE for commentary such as this BlackDjeffgo: Ready? amcale2005: sure BlackDjeffgo: one sec BlackDjeffgo: Okay! Ready! amcale2005: yep BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO amcale2005: barabus amcale2005: poison isnt it amcale2005: ohhh BlackDjeffgo: Blunt, aren't they? amcale2005: that was unexpected amcale2005: ceasar-esqew BlackDjeffgo: Esque. amcale2005: right amcale2005: I was fixing that amcale2005: wow BlackDjeffgo: A giant fork? amcale2005: eeewww amcale2005: leap frog BlackDjeffgo: Black guy dies first BlackDjeffgo: Didn't he just have a sword like 3 seconds ago? BlackDjeffgo: RUBBER SWORD, LOL BlackDjeffgo: Stomach shot! amcale2005: wow BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Wait, a stomach blow killed her? BlackDjeffgo: She's like the most frail girl EVER! amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: Random transition amcale2005: wow BlackDjeffgo: More random psuedo-nudity BlackDjeffgo: EWWWWWWWWW! amcale2005: back to the bed scene BlackDjeffgo: COOTIES! BlackDjeffgo: It's good to be da king BlackDjeffgo: He DOES look like a large-mouth bass amcale2005: lol BlackDjeffgo: olol amcale2005: hehe BlackDjeffgo: Wait, what happened to Kabbot's car, me wonders? amcale2005: asploded? BlackDjeffgo: Maybe... amcale2005: random BlackDjeffgo: Very. BlackDjeffgo: Amazing... amcale2005: lol amcale2005: amazingly bad BlackDjeffgo: Actually, it's not as bad as Pod People or Manos: The Hands of Fate amcale2005: lol amcale2005: Im scared BlackDjeffgo: Deathspank? BlackDjeffgo: Wow... amcale2005: o god BlackDjeffgo: XD amcale2005: crotchless killers BlackDjeffgo: The Hawaii Edible Underwear Murders BlackDjeffgo: Wow... BlackDjeffgo: Last part BlackDjeffgo: Ready? amcale2005: I cant find it? BlackDjeffgo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPER5r43ChM&feature=related amcale2005: o god BlackDjeffgo: Ready? amcale2005: groin recap amcale2005: yes BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO BlackDjeffgo: Oh God. amcale2005: disturbing BlackDjeffgo: Very BlackDjeffgo: THE MONKEY! BlackDjeffgo: The... sur-- they're changing so much BlackDjeffgo: Wow... amcale2005: wow BlackDjeffgo: Okay, movie over. amcale2005: tango amcale2005: hehe BlackDjeffgo: Yeesh amcale2005: that was terrible BlackDjeffgo: Indeed... BlackDjeffgo: Again, it could've been worse... amcale2005: Im sure BlackDjeffgo: Anyways, any final thoughts? amcale2005: we didnt need the recap on crtch shots amcale2005: like it wasnt burned in already BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. I would've been happier without... BlackDjeffgo: Regardless, it wasn't the worst movie ever... but it wasn't "So bad, it's great" either amcale2005: commentary was funny though BlackDjeffgo: And now, I must be off for dinner... BlackDjeffgo: Thank you, Momo, for suffering through this with me. amcale2005: youre welcome BlackDjeffgo: Good night, everyone at FAN!
	Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger.


M'lady Momo	Nov 21 2008, 05:10 PM Post #6
Secretary of Supreme Awesomeness Posts: 15 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: Sep 21, 2008 Quote We have to get there before she smokes all my vodka!	I just read through that commentary and Jeff. That was a terrible movie. Lets never watch it again. NO MORE MALE CROTCH SHOTS!!
	Quote: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and Colon.--Chris Rock


ddrattack	Jan 24 2009, 12:59 PM Post #7
The DDR of all things Rythm Posts: 296 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: Jul 9, 2008 Quote "Rawr! I'm a pwnasaurus REX!	Reposting some old stuff from GMOV: nintendoal: Ok nintendoal: I'm ready again BlackDjeffgo: Right. We're gonna do it right this time. BlackDjeffgo: This time - for GmOv - we're watching Squirm! BlackDjeffgo: Ready to start the movie? nintendoal: OK BlackDjeffgo: We'll begin in 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO! nintendoal: In the not too distant future BlackDjeffgo: Poor Mike nintendoal: lalala BlackDjeffgo: This is a really catchy song BlackDjeffgo: GET ME DOOOOOOOOOWN! nintendoal: It is nintendoal: I want the mp3 BlackDjeffgo: I'll go on Youtube later and see if we can find it nintendoal: Robot Roll Call nintendoal: I love "If you wonder how he eats and sleeps, just remind your self it's just a show. And really just relax." BlackDjeffgo: I love how they feel the need to have like 7 or 8 high-security doors... nintendoal: lol nintendoal: "falsies" BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: I love how enthusiastic they are nintendoal: Jeff Foxworthy nintendoal: Wow, that goth guy creeps me out BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Me too. BlackDjeffgo: That's his brain his carrying BlackDjeffgo: If he loses it - he's an idiot BlackDjeffgo: Which happened when I was watching the last movie nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: Cucumbers and windex- lol BlackDjeffgo: Yuck BlackDjeffgo: We have a silo? You're not very observant are you, Mikey? nintendoal: The fair BlackDjeffgo: Wow... nintendoal: And a random gorilla BlackDjeffgo: Pearl is one evil woman... BlackDjeffgo: According to the Wiki article, the evil scientists and Pearl have the ability to punish Mike and Joel, respectively, in varying ways if they try to not watch the movie nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: I wanna play, but I can't nintendoal: Coily nintendoal: lol BlackDjeffgo: Original BlackDjeffgo: Loony Toons song! BlackDjeffgo: He parted his hair with a band saw... nintendoal: "My tamagotchi seems OK" nintendoal: Me too nintendoal: I love coily BlackDjeffgo: One clod says one thing and the entire world pays? BlackDjeffgo: What's the entire point of this nonsense? BlackDjeffgo: No redemption, by the way! nintendoal: I have no clue nintendoal: Widen my windows nintendoal: lol BlackDjeffgo: Wow. Coily is an evil little prick nintendoal: Where does coily fit into God's plan for us BlackDjeffgo: Apparently in the same spot as Lucifer and the Horsemen of the Apocolypse nintendoal: "NO SPRINGS! HAHEHEHE!" BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Coily waited all eternity for this moment BlackDjeffgo: and then he turns back nintendoal: almost instantly BlackDjeffgo: What's the point of this stupid short? nintendoal: Eleanor Roosevelt nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: Y'just about nailed me in the crotch there, Steve! nintendoal: xD nintendoal: Rip tear, expose, horrify friends BlackDjeffgo: Spring-loving bstard nintendoal: I think this is a science class short BlackDjeffgo: I guess nintendoal: or something BlackDjeffgo: I can't think of anything else nintendoal: I agree with them BlackDjeffgo: Springs! Springs! Springs! nintendoal: "Shouldn't this be over" BlackDjeffgo: You'd think BlackDjeffgo: IT'S A ZERO! nintendoal: God has a spring? nintendoal: Helps if you're stupid BlackDjeffgo: His friends are getting a bit miffed nintendoal: "Springless creeps" BlackDjeffgo: XD nintendoal: His friends are dying a little inside BlackDjeffgo: Bit by bit BlackDjeffgo: It's Coily's army of darkness! Look! nintendoal: xD nintendoal: "You and your springs" BlackDjeffgo: You'll be the first to die! BlackDjeffgo: This is the night that the lights went out in Georgia nintendoal: Fly Creek, drop dead BlackDjeffgo: I liked that song up until I had an ex who was obsessed with that song nintendoal: Wow BlackDjeffgo: First they have to TELL us there's a lightning storm BlackDjeffgo: And then they SHOW US the lightning storm... nintendoal: "Please enjoy these pictures while we finish the editing of the movie" BlackDjeffgo: Dave Barry reference! WHOOOO! nintendoal: Whooooo! nintendoal: All over his head nintendoal: Live Nude worms nintendoal: lol BlackDjeffgo: Dun. BlackDjeffgo: Someone shoot whoever is singing nintendoal: I love Evil little kid music BlackDjeffgo: ... thank you BlackDjeffgo: It looks like some kind of evil Yu-Gi-Oh card nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: lol nintendoal: George Manasse BlackDjeffgo: NEWSPAPER GUY! Whooo! BlackDjeffgo: That's the hero's name, whoever it is BlackDjeffgo: Newspaper Guy nintendoal: Jim Varney nintendoal: Ok, then... BlackDjeffgo: Random, meaningless shower scene BlackDjeffgo: The very least they could have done for us is killed her as an homage to Scream BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Wow. nintendoal: Bad accents BlackDjeffgo: That's NOT an authentic southern accent BlackDjeffgo: I'm from Texas, I would know nintendoal: Southern accents are cool, but this overdoes it BlackDjeffgo: Hardk00r overdone nintendoal: Dealershow? BlackDjeffgo: Shrug* BlackDjeffgo: Wow, that was unconvincing nintendoal: Fake crash BlackDjeffgo: Dustpan out of thin air! nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: wow BlackDjeffgo: Dirty joke nintendoal: Giant cows BlackDjeffgo: This movie already sucks nintendoal: Evil nintendoal: Rule 1 BlackDjeffgo: Rule 1? nintendoal: Never foreshadow, whit the actually word "Evil" nintendoal: with BlackDjeffgo: XD nintendoal: actual nintendoal: bad nintendoal: spelling BlackDjeffgo: wow, he's ugly nintendoal: "How's yur pimples?" BlackDjeffgo: like a cow kicked him in the head nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: bad fake smile BlackDjeffgo: yeah BlackDjeffgo: this is awful nintendoal: "Here's some lint" nintendoal: Wow BlackDjeffgo: Steve Young x Alvin the Chipmunk... nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: that's awful... nintendoal: "If anyone wants a baby, I'm leaving one up in the luggage rack." BlackDjeffgo: I mean, seriously, who's the main character for this movie? nintendoal: Exactly BlackDjeffgo: Everyone is just geniunely unlikeable nintendoal: Except the bus driver nintendoal: He's believable BlackDjeffgo: Kind of BlackDjeffgo: The accents are laid on awfully thick BlackDjeffgo: This movie makes no sense nintendoal: Wow, that was a bad joke nintendoal: lol nintendoal: the imp BlackDjeffgo: Wow BlackDjeffgo: Mikey the Sprite nintendoal: Bad parody of Springs BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: They don't seem too broken up about it nintendoal: "You got your wish... No complaints..." BlackDjeffgo: Why didn't they wish for PEARL to vanish, then? nintendoal: Why did she make them prisoners in the first place? BlackDjeffgo: Well, the robots were made by Joel BlackDjeffgo: to help him maintain sanity nintendoal: Mike's Socksy BlackDjeffgo: Ugh BlackDjeffgo: Geez nintendoal: Overdone much BlackDjeffgo: Joel escaped, but Mike had to take his place BlackDjeffgo: and the evil scientists just vanished for some reason BlackDjeffgo: The nerd guy looks like season one Power Ranger's Billy BlackDjeffgo: That's what I shall call him nintendoal: "He looks like the guy from Honey I Shrunk the kids, except younger BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Rick Moranis nintendoal: Used outhouse on Wheels store BlackDjeffgo: His name is "Billy" BlackDjeffgo: The nerd is Billy BlackDjeffgo: ... a "dilly" of a storm? BlackDjeffgo: sigh BlackDjeffgo: This is insulting my people nintendoal: The electricity is out, let's go and drive when there might be more storm to come! nintendoal: Yay! BlackDjeffgo: Angry bull worms! BlackDjeffgo: This movie makes no sense BlackDjeffgo: How did a THUNDER STORM cause spontaneous evolution? nintendoal: Not at all BlackDjeffgo: Or whatever is up with those worms nintendoal: And what is up with the bad police uniform? BlackDjeffgo: shrug BlackDjeffgo: The fact that most guys in this movie look like their hair is held down by polyeurithane nintendoal: Sitting and spinning BlackDjeffgo: Sigh BlackDjeffgo: I hate everyone in this movie BlackDjeffgo: Everyone is utterly unlikeable nintendoal: I dislike everyone, except the bus driver BlackDjeffgo: Even the southern women, which usually is attractive to me BlackDjeffgo: I dislike the bus driver anyways... nintendoal: What the? nintendoal: They randomly spliced in worms BlackDjeffgo: There was a worm in his drink nintendoal: It looked really badly spliced BlackDjeffgo: Yeah nintendoal: Sheriff Pink BlackDjeffgo: Billy is really out of his element nintendoal: What is fly about this creek? BlackDjeffgo: Nothing, apparently BlackDjeffgo: Cuz everybody there is an unlikeable prick nintendoal: Wow, they have Cosmopolitan... BlackDjeffgo: Which frankly makes no sense in context nintendoal: It looks just like subliminal advertising BlackDjeffgo: Even Billy isn't likeable nintendoal: Not at all BlackDjeffgo: Jerry? The girl's name is Jerry? Like the girl from season 3 of Digimon? BlackDjeffgo: Dude, the movie's JUST started and they're already flirting? nintendoal: Do they even know each other? nintendoal: That well? BlackDjeffgo: I think so BlackDjeffgo: shrug BlackDjeffgo: Has ANYTHING in this movie made sense thus far? nintendoal: Bionic Man nintendoal: Perhaps my damp redness can help BlackDjeffgo: "Every damn last damn one of them" nintendoal: This is getting nowhere, and I am so bored BlackDjeffgo: At least Billy is understandable nintendoal: The movie is so slow BlackDjeffgo: The rest of them are frankly mumbling BlackDjeffgo: But it doesn't make them any more likeable... nintendoal: "Oh baby, oh wait! That's me." nintendoal: "I don't care if it's me" BlackDjeffgo: I still don't entirely understanding what's going on nintendoal: Me neither BlackDjeffgo: Something about electricity going into the ground BlackDjeffgo: and the Blue Ranger showed up nintendoal: What are they doing? Just driving around? BlackDjeffgo: and everyone apparently had their emotions sucked away by some villain from Care Bears or something nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: At least it's not Manos, where they drove around for like 20 minutes nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: "Ding dong ding dong, boring techno music" BlackDjeffgo: THAT does not qualify as "techno" nintendoal: It's electronic BlackDjeffgo: That's psuedo-dramatic build up BlackDjeffgo: It looks like a plastic skeleton nintendoal: WOW, it's Mr. Beardsley!!! BlackDjeffgo: Like the one from Plan 9 BlackDjeffgo: SOMEONE USED THE DECOMPOSURE RAY! BlackDjeffgo: Which, I might reiterate, only works on dead people BlackDjeffgo: But that was then, this is now nintendoal: My hair challenges yours to a fight BlackDjeffgo: My shirt challenges yours to a fight nintendoal: Tainty you fanny? nintendoal: What the hay? BlackDjeffgo: This makes absolutely no sense BlackDjeffgo: Giggle-giggle nintendoal: What does "Tainty you fanny" mean? BlackDjeffgo: sigh BlackDjeffgo: Dunno nintendoal: Random BlackDjeffgo: Roger, huh? nintendoal: He doesn't look like a Roger BlackDjeffgo: Seriously BlackDjeffgo: He looks more like a... BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: well, a camel nintendoal: He looks more like a Trent BlackDjeffgo: but with less personality nintendoal: OMG! nintendoal: A skeleton BlackDjeffgo: PLASTIC SKELETON #2! BlackDjeffgo: Maybe it took a cab? nintendoal: "They all look alike to me?" BlackDjeffgo: Was that Billy's attempt at being funny? nintendoal: Maybe, because of budgets cuts, they had to use the same skeleton, and it was a joke at the producers BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Maybe BlackDjeffgo: We'd better start looking for a BONELESS person! nintendoal: Do you like sayings? I sure do. BlackDjeffgo: Remember what I told you - in the North I'm considered very handsome! nintendoal: She called him Nick BlackDjeffgo: "Mick" nintendoal: Oh BlackDjeffgo: She said his name at the very beginning nintendoal: Southern Belleness BlackDjeffgo: Wow BlackDjeffgo: This is getting out of hand nintendoal: It is BlackDjeffgo: but without the MST3K guys, I'd lose what little sanity I had left nintendoal: "I do believe I'm getting the vapours," nintendoal: Free egg cream in the theater BlackDjeffgo: Whoo-hoo! BlackDjeffgo: Fresh salt air... nintendoal: ? nintendoal: How do you have fresh salt air? BlackDjeffgo: Theoretically impossible BlackDjeffgo: I think.. BlackDjeffgo: Why would you put worms in a Chinese take out box? nintendoal: Exactly nintendoal: That is one huge worm BlackDjeffgo: "Fine! Ariate your OWN lawn! I don't care!" BlackDjeffgo: The worm had a shiv! BlackDjeffgo: HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE WORMS FROM... umm... what's that game... BlackDjeffgo: Out of this World? nintendoal: It's the Worms from Worms! BlackDjeffgo: The leech-like things from the start of the game nintendoal: It's Blue's turn BlackDjeffgo: Let's go! BlackDjeffgo: HOLY HAND GRENADE! nintendoal: Bazooka! BlackDjeffgo: Now the guy's talking about electricity mutating the worms BlackDjeffgo: Which is NOT how this works nintendoal: It ain't no big deal BlackDjeffgo: This movie sucks BlackDjeffgo: We're nigh-on halfway through and it's insanely boring nintendoal: There is no plot at all BlackDjeffgo: Electricity mutating worms into ravenous killers? BlackDjeffgo: Last time I checked, electricity would... oh, I dunno... DEEP-FRY THEM nintendoal: And how did they turn people into skeletons so fast? BlackDjeffgo: Your guess is as good as my own, frankly BlackDjeffgo: Why didn't he just leave the door open an djust use sunlight? nintendoal: He is secret agent Billy nintendoal: The mind meld doesn't work on dead people BlackDjeffgo: This movie is getting worse and worse BlackDjeffgo: Is that a girl or a guy? BlackDjeffgo: CHAAAAARGE! nintendoal: You me, and my filleting knife BlackDjeffgo: The new FOX reality show - When worms attack! nintendoal: Corporate worm farms? BlackDjeffgo: Corporate worm farm take-over! BlackDjeffgo: A SUH-PRIZE! nintendoal: It sounded like "Zoo-RIDE" BlackDjeffgo: ... yeah. You're right. BlackDjeffgo: She's REALLY freaking out... nintendoal: Mr. Beardsley? BlackDjeffgo: That's becoming such a running gag nintendoal: It's an awesome one though nintendoal: Just like in New York nintendoal: Wow, hopping into Windows is just like New York BlackDjeffgo: There's 3 teeth missing from the top of the skull nintendoal: ? BlackDjeffgo: "That's everyone in the county!" nintendoal: Nude pictures of Teeth! BlackDjeffgo: DUN DUN DUUN! nintendoal: Mortimer Snerd BlackDjeffgo: Mortimer Snerd...? BlackDjeffgo: What the--? BlackDjeffgo: That's NOT a worm. That's a CENTIPEDE nintendoal: It faded to black BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Probably a commercial break nintendoal: Maybe nintendoal: "The worms attacked Roger. BlackDjeffgo: He's covered in top soil, y'can't blame 'em! nintendoal: And he ran into the forest. BlackDjeffgo: This is pathetic BlackDjeffgo: WHY WOULD YOU JUST ANNOUNCE THINGS LIKE THAT?! BlackDjeffgo: What is wrong with these people?! nintendoal: I have no clue BlackDjeffgo: Patchss and Scrawny? BlackDjeffgo: Appropriate nintendoal: Her pants look like a smiley face with a mustache BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: I hate everyone in this movie BlackDjeffgo: All the more with each passing second nintendoal: It is all rot in this movie BlackDjeffgo: There's barely a plot to comment on BlackDjeffgo: NO SPRINGS! BlackDjeffgo: Ugh nintendoal: A worm based/antique dealer/detective show would be awesome. BlackDjeffgo: Evil flesh-eating worms... that by itself makes NO SENSE BlackDjeffgo: They eat dirt, essentially nintendoal: Mr. Beardsley? BlackDjeffgo: You know where Mr. Beardsley is? BlackDjeffgo: Err-- I mean, Roger? BlackDjeffgo: They're looking for all these people we don't like BlackDjeffgo: A PENCIL WITH HAIR! ... BlackDjeffgo: never mind, it's just the alpha female BlackDjeffgo: A BADLY-DRESSED SWIZZLE STICK! nintendoal: She's tilting her head 360 degrees BlackDjeffgo: The Excorcist meets EBIL WORMS nintendoal: It's Mr. Beardsley! BlackDjeffgo: TRAMPLED BY A WORM STAMPEDE!!! BlackDjeffgo: The parasite weight-loss plan! nintendoal: How can his body maintain structure with worms in his bowel? BlackDjeffgo: Theoretically, it shouldn't BlackDjeffgo: He should basically fall in half nintendoal: Sprint to the sheriff! BlackDjeffgo: Dun. nintendoal: Thank you, half an hour left nintendoal: Mr Bean! BlackDjeffgo: It can't end soon enough nintendoal: It's more like 20 minutes, because the credits will probably be boring nintendoal: And the MST3K guys will have some thing at the end too BlackDjeffgo: Probably, but at least MST3K guys will make the commentary we can't nintendoal: A teleporter! BlackDjeffgo: Dun dun nintendoal: How did his shirt get undone? BlackDjeffgo: This movie scarcely merits three "DUN"s nintendoal: Is there a door to the shack? BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. He's in front of it. BlackDjeffgo: That doesn't sound good nintendoal: A zoo prize! BlackDjeffgo: The Zoo Prize! BlackDjeffgo: He... BlackDjeffgo: wait a sec BlackDjeffgo: The zoo-prize was SELLING THE PLASTIC SKELETON?! BlackDjeffgo: C'mon, if Edward Wood Jr. could afford one, they easily could nintendoal: A certain combination of political worms? Was that the zoo-prize? BlackDjeffgo: Maybe nintendoal: Or was it the cud-zoo? BlackDjeffgo: So, let me get this straight BlackDjeffgo: The entire plot revolves around... BlackDjeffgo: electricity mutating worms into flesh-eating monsters BlackDjeffgo: a man is killed nintendoal: Mr Beardsley BlackDjeffgo: and some guy wants to SELL THE BODY OFF for profit BlackDjeffgo: THAT'S the story? nintendoal: That's the Zoo-Prize nintendoal: maybe not the story BlackDjeffgo: That is, indeed, a zoo-prize BlackDjeffgo: Wait, what? BlackDjeffgo: ZOMG BlackDjeffgo: A tree fell BlackDjeffgo: for some reason BlackDjeffgo: For some... inadequetly explored reason nintendoal: Gratuitous violence scene! BlackDjeffgo: Barely nintendoal: They dead BlackDjeffgo: Hopefully nintendoal: Darn BlackDjeffgo: Darn. They're all alive. BlackDjeffgo: We could've ended this movie like 20 minutes early if they all died BlackDjeffgo: Even the ROBOTS feel the same way nintendoal: Mr Beardsley? Can you come out here for a second? Err, Jerry? BlackDjeffgo: Seriously... BlackDjeffgo: BURN THE WORMS! BURN 'EM ALL! nintendoal: Mass amounts of worms! BlackDjeffgo: Wait, maybe this is like "Evolution" and it makes 'em bigger to burn 'em nintendoal: Scamper, skip, prance BlackDjeffgo: Cuz electricity didn't deep-fry them in their own juice nintendoal: Light keeps worms out? BlackDjeffgo: Shrug* nintendoal: What the? BlackDjeffgo: Even a CANDLE FLAME is enough to drive them off? BlackDjeffgo: What? Are they VAMPIRE WORMS?! BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: wait a sec BlackDjeffgo: they were in the plain sunlight on the boat nintendoal: Yeah nintendoal: PLOT HOLES BlackDjeffgo: But that didn't bother them at all BlackDjeffgo: Oh c'mon BlackDjeffgo: How cliche can this scene be? BlackDjeffgo: The worms are gonna come out of the faucet BlackDjeffgo: SEE?! BlackDjeffgo: Just like I said nintendoal: A black hole appears nintendoal: Just to make things worse BlackDjeffgo: This movie hurts my head BlackDjeffgo: Emmit the Worm? nintendoal: Emmet is an awesome name BlackDjeffgo: Indeed nintendoal: NO BlackDjeffgo: Aww BlackDjeffgo: Emmet died BlackDjeffgo: ugh nintendoal: Sweet poor Emmet, I only knew you for 5 seconds nintendoal: And then you were eaten BlackDjeffgo: Fried worms are GOOD? BlackDjeffgo: ZOMG BlackDjeffgo: Emmet sticks! BlackDjeffgo: That's sick XD nintendoal: Happy Emmet Meals from McDonald's! BlackDjeffgo: But quite funny BlackDjeffgo: THAT was the redeeming moment of this movie BlackDjeffgo: Mike deep-frying a worm BlackDjeffgo: and then eating it nintendoal: I agree nintendoal: When will this movie end? BlackDjeffgo: Not a moment too soon is all I can say nintendoal: And why did Roger come and attack? BlackDjeffgo: What the crap? BlackDjeffgo: He's alive? BlackDjeffgo: "Goonkakegunboi"? nintendoal: That is my new catchphrase nintendoal: Goonkakegunboi BlackDjeffgo: It's a single piece of wood BlackDjeffgo: IT LOOKS LIKE CARDBOARD BlackDjeffgo: I mean, seriously nintendoal: It is BlackDjeffgo: THAT would not hurt BlackDjeffgo: But, hey, the more people who die in this movie the better BlackDjeffgo: Yummay nintendoal: Grandpa tried to set his alarm clock again: KERSPLODE!!!! BlackDjeffgo: Worms CAN'T climb well, y'know BlackDjeffgo: So I wonder how they get around so easily nintendoal: Kazoo nintendoal: Solo! BlackDjeffgo: "I can't wait to wash m'ah face!" Me: Yeah... cuz I bet that's a relatively rare thing for you BlackDjeffgo: YES! She's dead! BlackDjeffgo: That's one down nintendoal: Antiquing is always great BlackDjeffgo: Now Roger, "Mama", Jerry and Billy are all that remain nintendoal: You're looking quite icky today Ron, BlackDjeffgo: They make strange noises for worms nintendoal: Why thank you BlackDjeffgo: I'LL SHOW YOU, SHIRT, TO NOT STAY TUCKED IN! BlackDjeffgo: So, basically BlackDjeffgo: The worms fear fire light BlackDjeffgo: but no SUN light? BlackDjeffgo: *not nintendoal: If you can't tuck in a shirt, light it on fire and use it as a torch. BlackDjeffgo: Oh God. Now we have to see the shirtless sheriff BlackDjeffgo: That's as close to hell as I can fathom nintendoal: How can they not hear the worms? BlackDjeffgo: There's enough of 'em BlackDjeffgo: ... the sheriff's getting his groove on in JAIL? BlackDjeffgo: Usually that's reserved for gay jokes nintendoal: I love our creepy laughs about nothing. BlackDjeffgo: Well, the sheriff is dead BlackDjeffgo: That's a relief nintendoal: Cinematographer by Seymour Butts BlackDjeffgo: Appropriate at this point BlackDjeffgo: Those look like centipedes nintendoal: True BlackDjeffgo: A red-headed fiber optic cable! ... Oh. BlackDjeffgo: A moldy slim jim! BlackDjeffgo: A drinking straw with lint on the end! BlackDjeffgo: ... no wait, just her nintendoal: Roger is a zombie BlackDjeffgo: Dun. nintendoal: And more kazoo BlackDjeffgo: Someone is enjoying their kazoo a bit too much nintendoal: I love my kazoo BlackDjeffgo: They could've billed this as a comedy and made twice as much, I'm sure nintendoal: Probably, or it could be made into a cult film BlackDjeffgo: Even a cult would be offended by this movie nintendoal: Mr. Beardsley? BlackDjeffgo: The noise the worms make is like slightly over-wrought jell-o BlackDjeffgo: He seems to see things just fine without his glasses nintendoal: It looks like he is lit from his pants BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: SHIIIINIIIING FIIIN-- no, I can't make a joke like that at this point nintendoal: And creepy kid is singing again BlackDjeffgo: SHOOT IT BlackDjeffgo: KILL IT WITH FIRE BlackDjeffgo: KILL IT WITH RIDER KICK! BlackDjeffgo: Wait, now the hallway is PERFECTLY illuminated?! BlackDjeffgo: KICK HIM IN THE FAMILY JEWELS! DO IT! nintendoal: Give me your earlobes! BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: It's like drowning in LOTZA SPAGHETTI! BlackDjeffgo: There's only ten more minutes BlackDjeffgo: This has gotta end soon nintendoal: It has ended in my mind BlackDjeffgo: I wish BlackDjeffgo: "IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! STRONG BAD SAYS IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! EVERYONE DIED 'CEPT US!" BlackDjeffgo: I wish nintendoal: Squirming is not a direct attack, fall back, fall back! BlackDjeffgo: Man, this movie is awful nintendoal: I'm glad it is almost over BlackDjeffgo: Me too BlackDjeffgo: This is worse than Space Mutiny BlackDjeffgo: At least Space Mutiny had fanservice nintendoal: Worse than Little Shop of Horrora nintendoal: Horrors nintendoal: This guy sounds like Boomhower BlackDjeffgo: I wouldn't know BlackDjeffgo: But I'm glad he shut up nintendoal: From King of the Hill BlackDjeffgo: oh nintendoal: Goody, goody nintendoal: 6 minutes left BlackDjeffgo: Hallelujah BlackDjeffgo: ... nintendoal: Wow BlackDjeffgo: WHAT?! nintendoal: She is still alive BlackDjeffgo: The stupid little brother survived? Err - I mean... sister? nintendoal: The magic of springs nintendoal: They are everywhere, even in worms BlackDjeffgo: At this point, I would've moved to another state BlackDjeffgo: GOD! THAT LITTLE KID IS SINGING AGAIN?! BlackDjeffgo: KILL IT WITH RIDER KICK!!! nintendoal: I wish Coily would come back nintendoal: NO SPRINGS!!! BlackDjeffgo: Coily was amusing compared to this nintendoal: AHEHEHEHE BlackDjeffgo: ... so... the worms just went back underground, right? nintendoal: I have no clue BlackDjeffgo: Or did they die? Or what? BlackDjeffgo: if they didn't die, the movie technically can't be over BlackDjeffgo: Unless they were thinking of making a sequel at one point nintendoal: This should just end BlackDjeffgo: They should drop an atomic bomb on the state nintendoal: Filmed in Georgia BlackDjeffgo: then the worms would be gone BlackDjeffgo: Everyone wins! BlackDjeffgo: Just like Ideon! nintendoal: Crow is awesome BlackDjeffgo: Indeed BlackDjeffgo: XD nintendoal: What is up with this fair thing? BlackDjeffgo: No idea BlackDjeffgo: Apparently Pearl is looking for easy money, I guess BlackDjeffgo: Phew. Thank God. BlackDjeffgo: It's DONE nintendoal: It is now done nintendoal: Hurra BlackDjeffgo: Okay. Any comments before I post this on GmOv? nintendoal: Hmmmm nintendoal: Well, it was boring made no sense, and does not deserve a mark BlackDjeffgo: Agreed. BlackDjeffgo: It was worse than Plan 9 but slightly better than Manos BlackDjeffgo: But, hell, any number is higher than 0 nintendoal: If I had to give it a mark I would give it - 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 BlackDjeffgo: Subtle. BlackDjeffgo: I'm sure, at least, that we've thoroughly scraped the bottom of the barrel BlackDjeffgo: There can't POSSIBLY be worse movies than these nintendoal: True nintendoal: Well, I an't wait to read through this, so post away nintendoal: can't BlackDjeffgo: Right. BlackDjeffgo: I'll end it here.



Jeff	Jun 4 2009, 08:14 PM Post #8
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,322 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Hit the beat! Keep your beat!	BlackDjeffgo: Saaaay, Root co2gb: ... BlackDjeffgo: You like movies, don't you? co2gb: You could say that BlackDjeffgo: Do you like... BatMan, by chance? co2gb: I haven't seen them all by I liked most of the ones I saw BlackDjeffgo: Great! BlackDjeffgo: See, I got this great movie we're gonna do some commentary over co2gb: Yeaaah co2gb: About that. BlackDjeffgo: The MST3K version for maximum awesome BlackDjeffgo: This one's "The Wild World of Batwoman"! BlackDjeffgo: Sean's already left and if you don't, I'll have to bring Rem along co2gb: Which would probably end with me being in pain for passing the buck to her, as it were BlackDjeffgo: Yep! co2gb: You dirty sonuva.. BlackDjeffgo: So! The time has come to shock some life back into Jeff's Movie Commentaries BlackDjeffgo: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8844527005004442275&ei=b04oSsyPJY_MrgL7n_mfCg&q=Wild+World+of+Batwoman BlackDjeffgo: Go ahead and let it load a little co2gb: let me see something BlackDjeffgo: ok co2gb: hour and a half? co2gb: not sure if I'll be here BlackDjeffgo: Well, we'll watch it as far as we can and pause it, and when you get back, we'll finish it co2gb: In other words co2gb: Even if I don't want to watch it co2gb: I don't have a choice? BlackDjeffgo: I'll make it a very simple option for you: Rem or Batwoman co2gb: I choose option ... "or!" co2gb: Deku nut and run! BlackDjeffgo: I took the liberty of-- ow rubs his eyes -- of sealing all your doors and windows, just in case. co2gb: ... co2gb: Shazbot. BlackDjeffgo: So! Are we ready? co2gb: Not really, no BlackDjeffgo: Eh, good enough. Count us down for the start! co2gb: That means "inability to watch" co2gb: And no, don't drag Rem into this. co2gb: on the grounds that it sucks for me BlackDjeffgo: Precisely, but you're so much more helpful when you have incentive to be. co2gb: yeah but it's an hour and a half co2gb: and i could be doing something else, even though I really had nothing better to do right now BlackDjeffgo: I told you: we'll watch it until you go - then pause - and when you return, we'll finish it! BlackDjeffgo: So! Lean back, relax and let's begin, shall we? co2gb: ok, fine co2gb: i'm at 1:36 having played through the intro BlackDjeffgo: Okay, we're ready to begin BlackDjeffgo: Count us off co2gb: no u BlackDjeffgo: Okay, fine. BlackDjeffgo: I'll count us off BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO! co2gb: oh wait co2gb: browser freeze BlackDjeffgo: That's fine. Just restart it co2gb: at 00? BlackDjeffgo: If you want. Whatever gets the movie playing co2gb: fine, restarting BlackDjeffgo: Okay, is everything set and okay now? co2gb: yes, it's playing BlackDjeffgo: Okay BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO co2gb: what time are you at? BlackDjeffgo: :35 co2gb: now? BlackDjeffgo: 55 right now co2gb: good enough BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: They're playing cards BlackDjeffgo: You can't break 5, I don't think co2gb: ... BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Atomic-powered hair dryer co2gb: by the way co2gb: Would it have made a difference if I told you I didn't like Batman movies? BlackDjeffgo: No. BlackDjeffgo: I just wanted a nice lead-in for when I post this on FAN BlackDjeffgo: Wow. That's some hair. co2gb: This has nothing to do with batman BlackDjeffgo: I know. co2gb: sigh.. BlackDjeffgo: The RazorBack BlackDjeffgo: The hair looks like a mushroom cloud BlackDjeffgo: A short on cheating? co2gb: Gee, you're surprised? BlackDjeffgo: A Sweeny Todd reference well before the movie remake! Huzzah! BlackDjeffgo: This is a really depressing short BlackDjeffgo: I mean, the one DDR-attack and I saw on Springs was far more fun BlackDjeffgo: OH NOES! THEY ARE STUDYING THE MATHS! co2gb: The sad thing is I actually know what they're talking about BlackDjeffgo: Me too, surprisingly co2gb: and can actually execute it BlackDjeffgo: It was quite obvious he was an idiot when he tried to subtract X from X^2 co2gb: You can't subtract a quantity from a multiplied quantity. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah co2gb: quantity* BlackDjeffgo: Sadly, even I know that co2gb: You would understand trig if it were explained to you. BlackDjeffgo: Probably. BlackDjeffgo: JOHNNY! YOU WERE SUCH A GOOD BOY! YOU EVEN SAID "GEE WHIZZ" AND "SWELL" ALL THE TIME! BlackDjeffgo: Yeah, where are this d00d's parents? co2gb: shrug BlackDjeffgo: He's being SO blatant, why didn't he get caught sooner? BlackDjeffgo: I love the MST3K guys. I wouldn't make it through some of these movies without them co2gb: You would never bother watching these it weren't for them period. You wouldn't even know about them BlackDjeffgo: I dunno, I went through Plan 9 BlackDjeffgo: Which was so bad, it was just awesome co2gb: This is just boring BlackDjeffgo: The shorts tend to be that way. They add them in when the movies weren't feature-length BlackDjeffgo: Well, this movie is off to a promising start BlackDjeffgo: There's more than one Batgirl? co2gb: I guess BlackDjeffgo: Okay... I'm sure they'll explain EVERYTHING soon rolls eyes BlackDjeffgo: Wait, vampires? That drink strawberry yogurt? BlackDjeffgo: Well, it's still a step up from Twilight co2gb: Not really. BlackDjeffgo: Hah! He went and got popcorn BlackDjeffgo: Which he's never done before BlackDjeffgo: They're just goofing off since these credits are so long co2gb: Hyperbole BlackDjeffgo: A mugging. co2gb: yup BlackDjeffgo: So, is this a super hero flick, maybe? BlackDjeffgo: Nope, guess not BlackDjeffgo: Brilliant! Drop the gun at the scene of the crime! BlackDjeffgo: Whoa BlackDjeffgo: Those hair styles could swallow small children BlackDjeffgo: I assume this is going somewhere, unlike Outlaw of Gor... BlackDjeffgo: I want everyone to take a moment to look at the symbolism in this scene co2gb: wha? BlackDjeffgo: So, random girl got kidnapped... co2gb: yup, see how much i care? BlackDjeffgo: Remember: when driving, shake your hands wildly from left to right! BlackDjeffgo: Okay! Let's get some super heroism going, shall w-- whoa BlackDjeffgo: Hel-lop BlackDjeffgo: Hel-lo, even BlackDjeffgo: Hel-lop is what you say to a Kabouter to greet them co2gb: Kabouter...like, Kabouter Plop? BlackDjeffgo: Yup co2gb: you would know this how? BlackDjeffgo: It sounded good BlackDjeffgo: And back to the movie BlackDjeffgo: Stop shaking the steering wheel back and forth! BlackDjeffgo: Was that a bite? co2gb: Don't want to know BlackDjeffgo: Like she kinda bit him and kinda... didn't BlackDjeffgo: Eh, never mind. Who cares? BlackDjeffgo: BatWoman is an upper-middle class crime fighter BlackDjeffgo: This is TOTALLY not a rip off of Mary Shellie's Frankenstein, released like 30 years before this movie BlackDjeffgo: Heathcliff? BlackDjeffgo: Someone put Heathcliff back on his leash, damn it! co2gb: afk BlackDjeffgo: Shall I just keep watching, then, Mr. Enthusiastic Co-commentator? BlackDjeffgo: Well, I'm resume my own commentary until you return. Hawt dayum. The acting is terrible, but I think they're objective was to not direct attention to that! co2gb: You said I had to watch it with you for commentary. You did not, however, say I had to be enthusiastic. BlackDjeffgo: Got me there co2gb: I got called for dinner. BlackDjeffgo: Ahh, ok. Shall we pause then? co2gb: alright co2gb: since I'm not getting out of it co2gb: continue BlackDjeffgo: Awrighty BlackDjeffgo: 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO co2gb: PERPOSTEROUS BlackDjeffgo: OBVIOUS MANUEVER #9238 co2gb: and INCONCEIVEABLE BlackDjeffgo: Yeah, they doped up that one chick and she's been dancing the ENTIRE SCENE co2gb: I'm bored. BlackDjeffgo: Did he say "Atomic Hearing Aid"? BlackDjeffgo: Okay, I'll admit, THAT'S pretty funny BlackDjeffgo: Tequila BlackDjeffgo: Ayjax? co2gb: I guess BlackDjeffgo: I swear, half these scenes have been to get the movie to feature length co2gb: Seems like that happens in all these movies co2gb: Rem: I'm going to go have a temper tantrum. Rem: Tell Jeff it's all his fault. co2gb: Will do BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Oh well. BlackDjeffgo: So, the random old geezer is making deals with foreign agents BlackDjeffgo: Film noir meets film suck. co2gb: .............. BlackDjeffgo: She be jammin' BlackDjeffgo: On an organ co2gb: The only thing I can think of that has an organ in it is House of the Rising Sun (probably) and Bible Hymns co2gb: Take a guess. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... co2gb: and House of the Rising Sun had an organ solo in it co2gb: And given what's gonig on here... co2gb: Hmm BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. It'd be a perfect fit BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. For a super heroine, she sure is... boring co2gb: The movie itself is co2gb: Why should the protagonist be any different BlackDjeffgo: The actresses were probably just bored, so they starting fighting over that horse shoe thing in the background co2gb: And on the third day BlackDjeffgo: They don't even give a damn about the movie. They're still harping on the short. co2gb: The short was better than the movie. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Gypsy is as much of a female as a robot can be. co2gb: And Gypsy never actually watches the movies does she BlackDjeffgo: Not that I know of. She just kind of hangs around BlackDjeffgo: STONE HIM!!! STONE HIIIIIM!!! BlackDjeffgo: BURN THE CHEATER!!! BUUUUUUUURN HIIIIIIIM!!! co2gb: Relax. BlackDjeffgo: Something about monsters and taking pills. I don't even know anymore. co2gb: This has nothing to do with batman BlackDjeffgo: I'm aware. co2gb: How dare you lure me into a false sense of security BlackDjeffgo: Well "BatWoman" "BatMan". It's a very easy mistake to make! I mean lead and gold are a single proton apart! co2gb: We're talking about two letters. co2gb: Not sub-atomic particles co2gb: That is a horrible analogy co2gb: I might have to smite you for that BlackDjeffgo: Anyone could've made that mistake! co2gb: Not when both have BatMan in them BlackDjeffgo: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! This movie's fun! BlackDjeffgo: Aww co2gb: No BlackDjeffgo: Back to dominatrix Barbie co2gb: Don't say that word around me. BlackDjeffgo: Sorry. BlackDjeffgo: Back to the DC copyright infringement BlackDjeffgo: Random soup delivery! co2gb: If this makes them all dance co2gb: .... BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Whelp, at least I wasn't getting my hopes up. co2gb: **ing called it. co2gb: Enough of this crap. BlackDjeffgo: We're almost done, hang in there co2gb: With another 40 minutes to go? co2gb: I think now co2gb: not BlackDjeffgo: Nah. The MST3K guys go like 20 minutes after the movie co2gb: Who cares about a woman named "Ms. Benson" BlackDjeffgo: RINGO'S IN IT! co2gb: I liked the beatles co2gb: Assholes. BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: HEY! HITLER! WE WANNA ORDER OVER HERE! co2gb: When was this movie made anyway BlackDjeffgo: I wanna say the early 50's BlackDjeffgo: Oh God, EVERYONE'S dancing now co2gb: apparently that has to do with the plot co2gb: Drugging people to make them dance co2gb: Makes no sense at all BlackDjeffgo: I've never heard of EVIL soup that makes people dance uncontrollably BlackDjeffgo: There's one random woman in the background not even moving. co2gb: What is the NRA? BlackDjeffgo: National Rifle Association co2gb: Oh co2gb: because of the one woman with a rifile in the background co2gb: for no reason BlackDjeffgo: And if the world looked like a legion of 60's-esque dancing girls, I can't say I'd argue too much... co2gb: But you see Jeff co2gb: The world is ruled by legions of ignorant people BlackDjeffgo: I know. BlackDjeffgo: And now, she's a paganesque BatWoman co2gb: To the point where 60s-esque dancing girls would be an upgrade. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah, I think I preferred Joel Schumacher's schtick more than this. BlackDjeffgo: I mean, Batman Forever was at least fun. BlackDjeffgo: I. AM. IRON. MAN. BlackDjeffgo: Some kind of stupid seance nonsense co2gb: Ding-dong day BlackDjeffgo: So, it really WAS an atomic hearing aid? For real? co2gb: It'd be dumb, like this movie BlackDjeffgo: ... What the? Is that supposed to be funny? co2gb: dunno BlackDjeffgo: Sigh co2gb: goodnight moon BlackDjeffgo: At least mustache moved a little. BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: SAY SOMETHING, MOVIE!!! BlackDjeffgo: Dear God, it IS an atomic hearing aid. I thought they were being facetious. co2gb: You gave them too much credit co2gb: Now you know why I didn't want to watch this BlackDjeffgo: Hey, be thankful I didn't drag YOU through "Invasion of the Neptune Men" BlackDjeffgo: Even the MST3K guys were crying co2gb: If memory serves co2gb: You tried BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. I think DDR was the one who went with me on that one BlackDjeffgo: He went to STATE UNIVERSITY? Everyone went to STATE! co2gb: I liked Johnny Steps better than this BlackDjeffgo: Johnny Steps is losing! And that's me! BlackDjeffgo: Yeah, let's go back to the cheating short. I'm with Tom on this one. co2gb: The only thing that makes this even connected from Batwoman is the tatoo or whatever on her chest BlackDjeffgo: Why are their telephones like three times louder than any voice in this movie? co2gb: Tom looks like a lightbulb in the theater. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah, kinda. I mean, his head is based on a gumball machine so... co2gb: You just agreed with a gumball machine/lightbulb BlackDjeffgo: MORE DANCING?! co2gb: and making out co2gb: I didn't see enough of that at school? BlackDjeffgo: This movie is ALMOST as pointless as the Mixed-Up Zombies movie. BlackDjeffgo: I think I dragged Sean through that. BlackDjeffgo: IT'S RICK ASTLEY!!! co2gb: no co2gb: It's not co2gb: And if you say it is again co2gb: I'm going to bludgeon you with a pipe BlackDjeffgo: Everyone follow Blondie McManvoice BlackDjeffgo: Now they're TRYING to teach each other to dance?! co2gb: This has nothing to do with Batman, once again BlackDjeffgo: What is WRONG with this movie?! Apart from the obvious! co2gb: Doesn't work that way Jeff co2gb: The obvious makes it wrong, therefore it is wrong BlackDjeffgo: Well, got me there. BlackDjeffgo: RANDOM KIDNAPPING #2 AND 3! BlackDjeffgo: Now #4! BlackDjeffgo: BAD TOUCH! co2gb: Stranger Danger! BlackDjeffgo: First you say "no"! Then you tell a police officer! BlackDjeffgo: #5 co2gb: You should have gotten Sean to watch this BlackDjeffgo: I tried. co2gb: I'm sure he would have enjoyed the treatment of the women. BlackDjeffgo: Hah! BlackDjeffgo: It's "You have never seen anything like it", you schmucks. BlackDjeffgo: B MOVIE SCREAM! BlackDjeffgo: They're supposedly underground yet the sun's shining on them? co2gb: The only thing in this movie that got me to laugh was the "If it hits you at 90 MPH it can hurt you" BlackDjeffgo: Hence why I go for the MST3K versions BlackDjeffgo: HOLY CRAP! IT'S SHOCKER! Someone call Kamen Rider! BlackDjeffgo: Okay, the 500 Miles joke made me laugh co2gb: what is that from? BlackDjeffgo: It's a song co2gb: what song? BlackDjeffgo: I Would Walk 500 Miles by the Proclaimers co2gb: oh BlackDjeffgo: Back to the cheating skit BlackDjeffgo: Gypsy just called him gumball-headed. BlackDjeffgo: FRY HIM! FRYYYYY HIIIIIIM! BlackDjeffgo: SHUN! SHUN! SHUUUN! BlackDjeffgo: Wow. Sean'll miss having passed this movie up. co2gb: And he always has to carry tom in BlackDjeffgo: He does because Tom has no legs. co2gb: but I thought he just was flying around in the other room BlackDjeffgo: BIND YOU! CONFINE YOU! DEFYING YOUR REEEEEEIGN! co2gb: Yes...I do quite agree. Sean would've loved this movie. BlackDjeffgo: He can kind of hop around a little, but Mike carries him in for simplicity's sake co2gb: And if you're reading this, dude, you're a complete ****hole BlackDjeffgo: Niiice. co2gb: oh BlackDjeffgo: There's a lot of BDSM undertones in this movie. co2gb: stop that BlackDjeffgo: Oh. Sorry. BlackDjeffgo: Ratfink? The villain's name is Ratfink? BlackDjeffgo: That's the best they could've done? co2gb: again, you sound surprised BlackDjeffgo: Whooooaaaaaa. That went well beyond the range of TMI. co2gb: I missed it co2gb: Thankfully BlackDjeffgo: It sounded like they were implying monstersecks, but the less they elaborate the better. co2gb: That wasn't another way of saying tell me co2gb: That was saying "good, keep it to yourself" BlackDjeffgo: Oh well. BlackDjeffgo: ... Wait, a "Magnetic Electron Device" breaks chains? co2gb: Magnetic electron device? co2gb: That doesn't make sense in or out of context BlackDjeffgo: Seriously. co2gb: Looks like she's holding the attachment to a water hose. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Or like a toy from the early 20's BlackDjeffgo: She went from badass to "ZOMG! I'M POWERLESS" co2gb: "I'll built houses so close to myself you won't be able to catch me" BlackDjeffgo: It's suddenly a Benny Hill skit? co2gb: Excepy benny hill was better BlackDjeffgo: Yeeeeeah... BlackDjeffgo: I bet the director at this point realized just how pointless this movie was and just threw his hands up and yelled "DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!" co2gb: I agree. Acceptable loses. BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Kill 'em all. BlackDjeffgo: Tomino the ending. co2gb: Look, they're not even DOING anything BlackDjeffgo: They're just running around co2gb: They're just running around in circles in a conga line rpetty much BlackDjeffgo: A chemical reaction does not work that way! BlackDjeffgo: THE OLD GUY! BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: So, he stole his own invention... because he's OCD and likes listening to phone conversations? BlackDjeffgo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! co2gb: Probably. BlackDjeffgo: It exploded? BlackDjeffgo: They killed the retarded guy? BlackDjeffgo: IT'S FUNNY! THEIR LEGS ARE IN THE AIR! HA-HA-HA! BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: After all that, EVERYONE SURVIVES?! BlackDjeffgo: The guy with the small bullet wound DIES but the retard who bites into an atomic explosion not only lives but gets SMARTER?! co2gb: They try to make plot now co2gb: A little too late BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: That stupid chant crap BlackDjeffgo: NO! BlackDjeffgo: NOT AGAIN!!! NO MORE DANCING!! BlackDjeffgo: CUE CREDITS!!! co2gb: Just end it already, good god co2gb: That must be the director co2gb: Because he just said "As a child, I fell on my head" BlackDjeffgo: Okay, it must be over now, right? BlackDjeffgo: Hah! BlackDjeffgo: Mike said he'd hunt down the director of this movie BlackDjeffgo: Is this supposed to be funny? co2gb: dunno BlackDjeffgo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEND!!! BlackDjeffgo: THANK YOU! BlackDjeffgo: THE END! WHew BlackDjeffgo: Wow. Just... wow. co2gb: Are you happy now? BlackDjeffgo: Well, your closing thoughts? co2gb: "Are you happy now?" BlackDjeffgo: ... I'm not happy 'til you're not happy. Are you not happy? co2gb: Let me elaborate for you then co2gb: Are you happy that I sat through this with you now? BlackDjeffgo: Yes. co2gb: Good, that's exactly what you got. BlackDjeffgo: Huzzah! co2gb: Nothing more. BlackDjeffgo: This is Jeff and Root for FAN - signing off for the night!
	Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger.


Dietaku	Jun 11 2009, 03:35 PM Post #9
Grade A /B/tard Posts: 438 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: Nov 17, 2008 Quote TOO MUCH HIGH POWER MAN!	Wait, you're MST3King an episode of MST3K? There are levels of recursion there I can;t even fathom...
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Sean	Jun 11 2009, 05:57 PM Post #10
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 697 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	The MST3K Versions of movies are usually used when possible for the sake of making watching them more bearable.



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