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| Corrupt a Wish game! | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 9 2008, 01:12 PM (465 Views) | |
| The1Kobra | Jul 9 2008, 01:12 PM Post #1 |
The Deputy of Common Sense
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Welcome to the Corrupt a Wish game! This game works by making a wish, and then trying to corrupt it with a horrible, unintentional outcome. Subsequent posts have to corrupt the wish of the post before them, and then make a wish themselves, and the next poster has to corrupt that one, and make their own, and so on. The goal of the game is to make an incorruptible wish. Rules should be fairly straightforward, you have to corrupt a previous wish, and make one yourself. The corruption has to make sense and be related to the wish, (IE: no "I wish I had a pony", followed by "your head explodes and you die") and please try to keep wishes concise, no essays please. Prefferebly, they're limited to one line. Anyways, I'll start off with my wish, the first post can't be a wish corruption. "I wish I were wealthy." |
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| Rem | Jul 9 2008, 01:55 PM Post #2 |
Why yes, I do like snickerdoodles.
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You find a suitcase full of money on the ground. However, it belonged to a Mafia King who realized he lost it and killed you in your sleep, just to get his money back.  I wish I had a pet. |
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| The1Kobra | Jul 9 2008, 02:02 PM Post #3 |
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You have a pet. It smells bad, takes a lot of maintenance, and relieves itself in the house all the time, and never does anything but sit on the couch. "I wish I were healthy." |
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| Austin | Jul 9 2008, 03:36 PM Post #4 |
Pathos Reborn
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You become healthy, but you lose your job and all of your food so you become sick anyway. I wish for a perfectly normal cat that is kind of fun but isn't awful in terms of smell or maintenance. AHA see what I did there? |
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| Shadowspaz | Jul 9 2008, 04:16 PM Post #5 |
Official.FAN.Artist
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The cat becomes the perfect pet, as well as a close friend to you. You spend all your time with the cat, and, because of this, lose your job for comming in late all the time. You go completely broke and end up living on the streets. But you still have your cat.  Your cat dies as well, because you don't have money to buy food for it and it has to eat from the dumpsters. I wish I was permanently happy and didn't feel pain. Corrupt THAT wish! HA!
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| The1Kobra | Jul 9 2008, 04:26 PM Post #6 |
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Not really a related corruption, the corruption has to be RELATED to the wish in some way, losing your job has no correlation to being healthy, or you would have to say how being healthy makes me lose my job, or how losing my job would cause me to be healthy, one way or the other. Aaaanyways..... You are happy.... Waaaaay too happy,,... And never feel pain.... Now get away from me you drug addict. Note: that one is related because drugs make you happy and feel no pain, but still mess you up horribly. I wish I could always tell if someone was lying. |
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| Shadowspaz | Jul 9 2008, 04:32 PM Post #7 |
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Dammit. I didn't think of that.  ANYWAY...The government take interest in your abilities and bring you in to interrogate people. This generates several nasty enemies, as you put all of them in jail. After being released, they all eventually team up and murder you in a horrible, messy manner. You didn't detect any lies in their death threats. --- I wish I had a pet jellyfish that never stung me. Yaaay, jellyfish.
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| Austin | Jul 10 2008, 08:36 AM Post #8 |
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Pathos Reborn
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You get a pet jellyfish, but it dies due to being out of water and dehydrating. Oh well. I wish for a dollar. |
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| The1Kobra | Jul 10 2008, 10:09 AM Post #9 |
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People envy your dollar. You are then mugged and beaten in the streets and your dollar is robbed. "I wish my mom was more sane." |
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| Jeff | Jul 10 2008, 08:03 PM Post #10 |
Lord of Pie & BBWs
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Your mom becomes sane, but then begins smothering you with attention and getting over-protective of you, so she chases off any chances you ever have of getting a girlfriend... ever. You die alone, and as a result YOU go insane... I mean, before the dying part. Yeah. I wish I had some Goldfish crackers. |
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