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| 2D Fighter 2; With this, JeffCom has done it again! | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 27 2009, 11:08 PM (28 Views) | |
| Jeff | Oct 27 2009, 11:08 PM Post #1 |
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2D Fighter 2: Because No One Played 2D Fighter 1 JeffCom -Controls- Control Pad – Move around/Jump! Duh. A/B – Strong/Weak Kick X/Y – Strong/Weak Punch L/R – Strong/Weak Disco Select – Nothing, you fool! Start – Pause/Unpause |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Jeff | Oct 27 2009, 11:08 PM Post #2 |
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-Cast- Guy Badguy – One of the two returning good guys from 2D Fighter 1 (which, unless you lived in Japan during its arcade run, you’ll just need to take our word for) Guy is a BIG guy. He hits hard and can take a beating, making him the essential “Big Boy” for any 2D fighter. As you might’ve guessed, he set the bar for all fighter game characters with his fireball and fire uppercut attacks. Victory Quotes: “And that’s why I’m the main character!” “Get in m’ah belleh!” Ending: Guy is shown from behind, walking down a long and sunset road. Guy: I… guess I beat everyone. … Oh~ I’m the best~ around! Nothing’s ever gonna take me down! I’m the best~ around! Something-and-a-something-take me down~… Dude Lightbud – Dude is Guy’s best friend and also a returning face from 2D Fighter 1. Dude is the son of a rich land owner who becomes bored of his life of… umm… whatever it is little rich boys do. So he joins the 2D Fighter Tournament. He’s also clearly American since he’s blonde. Victory Quotes: “Awright! I’m the Dude! “Man, I’m awesome! They should name the game after me!” Ending: The scene opens with Dude standing triumphantly. Dude: Ha-haaa! I win again! In America! Suddenly, a chesty blonde leaps into his arms. Girl: Dude! Make love to me! Dude: Ha-haaa! Happy end get! If you’re confused about this ending, SO AM I! Girl: Even I don’t even know where I came from! Jed Stryker – The All-American man, Jed is a retired military man who now works as a journalist back home. He’s an older gentleman but can kick epic portions of ass when need be. He’s also appeared in a few cross-over games. If a cheaply made American movie of this game is ever made, he’ll be the main character. Victory Quotes: “And now you know why I am the best!” “Hey, not bad! Maybe go train in the mountains for a year or so and try again! It worked for me!” Ending: Jed is squaring off against a big, evil, ominous guy who, as far as I know, never even APPEARS in this game. Evil Guy: NOOOO! I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (Of course!) Jed: Sorry, big guy, but Jean Claude Van Dam ain’t actin’ THIS role! Jed then roundhouse kicks the evil guy off the screen. Jed: And now, the world is safe from poorly-made movie spin-offs! SUCK IT, UWE BOLL! |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Jeff | Oct 27 2009, 11:09 PM Post #3 |
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Full “Fullie-chan” Frontal Uncensored – Fullie is easily the fan favorite of the franchise, and it’s understandable as to why. She has a fantastic physique, a spunky attitude and an excellent move roster. When this game was released, the big twist was that she’s an INTERPOL agent, but now everyone more or less knows that. And her chopstick no jutsu is hilarious to see in action, as are her ass missiles. Also, a note to movie producers: DO NOT MAKE A MOVIE BASED ON HER. THAT IS ALL. Victory Quotes: “Tee-hee! Look at me! I’m so cute and lovable!” “Fighting girls who kick are over-rated! Check me out, guys!” Ending: Fullie is celebrating her latest success. Fullie: Yay! And now you bad guys are ALL under arrest! ‘Cuz am in INTERPOL agent! WHAT A TWEEST! Suddenly, she’s blind-sided by a mysterious man who’s only on-screen for a moment. When she wakes up, she has a darker color palette and a drill on her left hand. Fullie: Wh-what the-?! Thank God this doesn’t actually affect 2D Fighter 3, huh? Bubbles – One of the three Ninja Babes who will be your character’s final boss (which is chosen at random). Bubbles, in blue, is only available for play by inputting the Jeffcom signature code – y’know the one, it unlocks SF-X’s unique armor in that one game. She, like her “sisters” is incredibly fast and broken and can fire bubbles which, if it hits, will freeze her opponent in a bubble momentarily. Victory Quotes: “Did you know Jeffcom’s first IAQ was SF-X in 2007?” “Pretty graphics are okay, I guess, but give me a game with good gameplay, please!” Ending: Bubbles stands triumphantly near a mound of miscellaneous, unconscious bodies. Bubbles: Gosh… no one was a match for me after all! I wonder if this is what they meant by “DTK Boss Syndrome”? Princess Idea – One of the three Ninja Babes who will be your character’s final boss (which is chosen at random). Damn it, I don’t care if the translation team left it as “Idea-Hime” on the character select screen, her name is PRINCESS IDEA. Garbed in green, she is only playable using the DTK code, another well-known code I have no need to print here. She throws miniature black holes and finishing move looks like a really violent French kiss. Victory Quotes: “What do you mean I’m too rough? Isn’t this how all princesses act?” “Don’t say my moveset or the fact that you can’t block my shoto is unfair! You just suck at the game!” Ending: You see every character in the game (and then some) set up on a board not unlike Toku Hero Wars. P. Idea: BLACK HOLE GUN!!! You then see extravagantly-rendered effects of everyone but her dying, in turn. P. Idea: A WINNER IS ME! Plasma Kobra – One of the three Ninja Babes who will be your character’s final boss (which is chosen at random). To play as her, you have to input the Seanomi code – and don’t even TELL me you don’t know that one because if you’ve played even one Seanomi game, you damn well do. She spits fire, which lights peoples’ asses on fire, which might be why her ninja gi is red. Victory Quotes: “At this rate, I’ll be a fan-favorite by the PS2 era!” “What do you mean my motivation is too vague?! Screw you!” Ending: Kobra is suddenly seen in a green, codec screen, talking with Jed Stryker. Kobra: Kernel! Err… I mean… Colonel! What’s my objective? Jed: You know these two characters, Kobra? Images of Penup Lass and Pea Princess appear. Kobra: You’re joking, right? That’s Penup Lass and Pea Princess. Ever since Pea Princess had her big novel debut, everyone knows them! But what— Jed: Perhaps you’ve heard of Toku Hero Wars? You’re invited. Kobra: Mm… I’ve been waiting for this! Jed: Don’t let us down, Kobra! Communication cuts. |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Jeff | Oct 27 2009, 11:09 PM Post #4 |
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Tanja – A hot, chesty Greecian MILF who constantly rambles on about some “evil sword” or some such, I never pay it much heed. She’s a good all-rounder proving you don’t need male genitalia to kick some serious ass. Victory Quotes: “I will find and destroy the evil sword! That way, no one will draw any more hentai doujins of me or my sister!” “Repent from your douchebaggery!” Ending: Tanja is squaring off against an SNES-era SF-X. Tanja: Aha! You! You’re the incarnation of the evil one! SF-X: What is with Jeffcom and these walk-on roles?! They’re horrible!!! Tanja: DIE! SF-X: SHIT!!! Tanja pounces on and stabs SF-X, instantly killing him in his classic SNES explosion death animation. Tanja poses dramatically then gets taken to an SF-X styled “Weapon Get” screen. Get Equipped With: SF-X Blaster! It then shows Tanja firing full charge shots out of her sword. If you input the DTK code on this screen and play as Tanja again, you can use this attack with QCF+AX. Karlie – A furry fetishist’s dreamboat, this hairy girl is a ferocious fighter with a really technical move list. This makes her very newb-unfriendly and the computer tends to abuse her bitchier moves with little regard for player sanity. However, if you master her, she’s worth using. Victory Quotes: “KARLIE ARE NOT NAMED AFTER GOGGY!” “KARLIE WIN! KARLIE HAVE VICTORY LUNCH NOW!” Ending: Karlie stands opposite of Tanja, regardless as to whether or not you fought her previously. Tanja: That anklet! You… are you my little Susie?! Karlie: KARLIE ARE KARLIE. KARLIE TYPE IN CAPSLOCK. CAPSLOCK ARE CRUISE CONTROL FOR KOOL. Tanja: That anklet, on your left leg? The one that says “Susie”! You are my little Susie! Karlie: KARLIE YOU BABY? Tanja: Yes! We were flying over Brazil when, what do you know?! I was pregnant again! I just keep poppin’ those suckers out all the time! Karlie: MOMMYYYYYYYYY!!! Viktor – The crazy gimp/fetishtastic guy who the heterosexual male population seems to shy away from. He can leap onto the background in one stage in the game, but seeing as he can’t DO anything once he does so, it’s more a way of asking to get your ass kicked if you do it. He’s very fast and attacks in very strange ways. Victory Quotes: “A VIKTOR IS ME! Don’t tell me we already used that joke?! NOOOOO!!!” “TRIPLE ELIPSES ARE COOL! I’m cool, right guys?! … Guys?” Ending: Viktor is standing in an underground room. Viktor: Umm… I wonder if they liked my interpretive dance representing the French Revolution? … How do I get out of this thing?! Where am I?! HELP! SOMEBODY!!! |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Jeff | Oct 27 2009, 11:10 PM Post #5 |
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Ivan the Butcher – A large, crazed, chainsaw-wielding Russian man, constantly referring to his enemies as bears he plans on wrestling into submission. Don’t ask. Just don’t. Victory Quotes: “COME ON YOU BEARS! I’LL BEAT YOU EVERY TIME!” “CHAINSAWS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER! NO EXCEPTIONS!” Ending: Narrator: And so, the crazy lil’ Ruskie took off to the mountains, wielding his chainsaw and singing merrily all the live-long day. He was never heard from again, but police are currently hot on his trail, following rumors about a sudden rise in deaths of local bears… more at 11. Dave Faiz – A joke character, made in retaliation for DTK’s “Queen of Battlers” character, Sonna Shien, who was a parody of Guy Badguy. So, he’s the parody of a parody, for those keeping score. He’s a clone of Guy and Dude, but pathetically weak. Victory Quotes: “Wow! I actually got one!” “ENDS JUSTI-FAIZ THE MEAN! Ha-ha! I’m clever!” Ending: Dave is seen standing with Guy and Dude. Dave: Hah! I did it, guys! Now you have to treat ME with some respect! Guy: Okay. I’ll give you the same respect I do to other fighters. Dave: Huh. That’s very… humble of you. Guy and Dude kick Dave in the crotch and shove him over before walking off. Guy: Ha-haaa! Sucker! Dude: Later, loser. Dave: … *Sniffle* Rina – The amazing, tomboyish mistress of Lego bricks! Her moves are all rapid-fire Lego structures, including her shoto, which is a copy of Guy’s fireball… made of Lego bricks. No foolin’. Her ultimate move involves building Lego structures of characters from other Jeffcom/DTK/Seanomi franchises and having them attack. Victory Quotes: “I did it! Screw your Linkin’ Logs! I have the power of the LEGO!” “That was scary. For a moment there, I thought you wouldn’t… LEGO! Ha-ha!” Ending: Rina assembles Lego statues of several other cast members. Rina: Ah! My skill is perfect! No one can best me! … I am so alone. *Sigh*. Lohan Kissme – Once again abusing the licenses it holds, Jeffcom has included this BobBob Part 4 (SeanSean) character, the author-insert of Hilohiko Awakei, the paintbrush-wielding manga-ka! She’s a speedster whose shoto will change the color palette of your enemy and confuse the hell out of you! Victory Quotes: “My Sit’s the best, even though it makes absolutely NO sense!” “If you say my name really slowly, it kind of sounds like “Cod Liver Oil”! … What do you mean it doesn’t?! Screw you!” Ending: Lohan is seen in her art studio, drawing something. Lohan: And then, the little boy, Boichi, fell madly in love with Lohan Kissme! Boichi, from SeanSean, pops up. Boichi: THAT NEVER HAPPENED! Lohan: And Lohan never wanted for ANY physical passion. Boichi: THAT DEFINITELY NEVER HAPPENED! Lohan: The End! Boichi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The End! The usual copyright stuff goes here. Seriously, I’m tired of re-writing that every time and it’s not like Capcom’ll ever find this. |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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