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| BobBob's Unorthodox Quest!; The first story in this epic tale! | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 8 2009, 08:19 PM (51 Views) | |
| Jeff | Sep 8 2009, 08:23 PM Post #11 |
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Narrator: A fierce battle! BobBob has to fight with all his might just to gain ground! BobBob: Hey, couldn’t I just send a Wake blast into this thing and blow your head up in a comedically overblown fashion? Buffalo: No. The chain goes into the ceiling so it won’t reach me. BobBob: That makes no sense! The chains are most definitely linked! Buffalo: Look, the manga-ka didn’t feel like explaining it any other way. Just suck it up and deal, guy. Adrian: I don’t think so, tough guy! BobBob: About damn time! What have you and TNC been doing this whole time? Checking out the moss on the walls?! TNC: Well, you have to admit, this moss IS pretty cool. Adrian: No. Anyways, TORNADO OVERDRIVER! Buffalo: REJECTED! Narrator: With a destructive combo, Buffalo wraps the chains about Adrian and blows him clear in half! Adrian: Aww, man. When my ancient Tibetan master said I had to die I was hoping he meant more in the metaphoric, Christian way or something. BobBob: See how far that got you… Adrian: BobBob! Take my power! BobBob: I can do that? Adrian: The Wake is kind of vaguely defined. Just do it. Narrator: Giving up his life force to the young fighter, Adrian has unleashed the unstoppable dragon into the future! BobBob’s ultimate Ripple Technique has been unlocked! Adrian Kaiser – Deceased. BobBob: BUFFALO!!! Buffalo: Uhh, didn’t I just snap your neck or something? Narrator: With newfound power, BobBob just breaks the collar off. Buffalo: HEY! That’s cheating! H-hey! What’re yo—HURK! Narrator: BobBob then used the chain to pop Buffalo like a zit. Buffalo: OH GOD I DIDN’T SEE THIS ONE COMING!!! BobBob: BADASS FAMILY ONE-LINER!!! TNC: Adrian! Adrian: Why are you still here?! You have to stop Italian Englishman! BobBob: Adrian! Adrian: I… I was married once… but I abandoned my family to pursue the stone mask as far as I have. Now I finally have the son I never had! Except for the one I already had! Now, inherit my spirit, BobBob and defeat the stone mask’s power! Narrator: As the three depart for the main city in Wingknights, they’re met by three monks from Tibet who were also friends of Adrian’s. Master Wang-Fu and his two disciples, Sum Yung Gai and Fu King Kok. Wang: We must get into Italian’s stronghold! BobBob: Then we have no choice but to cut right through the city streets and into his fortress. TNC: It’ll be dangerous! Fu: Let’s be cautious then. No where to go but forward! BobBob: I’ll take point. Cover me! TNC: As well as NES-AI allies can! -Level 11- Road to Italian’s Citadel Mission: Fight through the cursed town and find Italian! This is one of the more epic levels in the game, where all sorts of unique monsters and ghouls rush out of every conceivable place in order to stop you. Thank God you start with the sword, because you’ll be using it a lot. You enter into the town and hack and slash away through it, onto a long road up to the castle gates, where you’ll be faced with a mini-boss straight from the comic – the mad tongue demon. He’s not dangerous, but he is fast and annoying. I find the best way to deal with him is to wait for him to use his tongue-slap attack, jump it, and then come down bringing the pain. Killing him opens the way into the castle – that is, unless you’re playing a ROM, because here the game will lock you out of the castle and respawn the MTD over and over infinitely. Hah! Sucks to be you! Anyways, inside you’ll fight more tough baddies, including refights of a couple of the early-game bosses until you finally get to the last room and take the piss out of the horned demon guy. He’s not nearly as exciting as the mad tongue demon, but he’s pretty durable, so hit him, leap away for his counter, then leap back in with your sword. |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Jeff | Sep 8 2009, 08:24 PM Post #12 |
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Narrator: Then, the team of five confronted Italian Englshman! Fu: ITALIAN! You caused the death of my BFF of 20 years! He even put me #1 on his myspace! You bastard, I’ll kill you! BobBob: Fu! Wait! He has some weird attack I should probably have mentioned on the way here! Fu: EXPLODING FERRET RAGING BISON CROSSCHOP DESTROYER! BobBob: That sounds very fancy. Sum: It’s a jump-kick followed by a cross-chop. Simple, but effective. In fact, no one’s ever beaten it sans Master Wang. Italian: KIKA-REI-TOU-HOU! Narrator: Italian, however, catches Fu in mid-air, freezes him and snaps his head off. BobBob: OH MY GOD?! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! Italian: Oops. My bad. Fu: PAH-TOOEY! Narrator: Even though he is just a head now, Fu managed to plant, cultivate, pluck and launch a Wake-infused iris into Italian’s face. Italian: OH GOD THE IRONY IS JUST ASTOUNDING!!! Fu: HERE I AM! RAAAAAAAAAWK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE! Narrator: Fu – Deceased. BobBob: AHA! I got it! I can infuse the Wake into something else and smash your face in without getting frozen. Italian: Aww, frog piss. I was hoping you wouldn’t think of that. BobBob: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind! Italian: I don’t think so, piss boy. ZOMBIES! COME HELP ME! BobBob: Damn. My friends are more useless than IT helplines and those haven’t even been INVENTED yet! Italian: BRING IT ON!!! -Level 12- The Day Fangirls Cried Mission: Take down Italian! The level starts off with BobBob going against Italian’s zombie minions. Once you clear a bunch out them out, the boss fight comes fast and vicious. If Italian hits you with the ice attack, run to the nearest torch, it’ll thaw you out. Italian fight just like he did previously, except with the ice attack addition, but beyond that, you can take him. |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Jeff | Sep 8 2009, 08:24 PM Post #13 |
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Italian: HAHA! You can’t lay a finger on me! If you do, I freeze whatever touches me anyways! BobBob: An annoying tendency, I must admit, but it doesn’t stop ME! Italian: OH WRYYYYYYYYYYYY-LY?! Narrator: Suddenly, BobBob thrusts his gloved hands into the torch! BobBob: It IS a good thing I got these kickass gloves while training! Italian: What the--? BobBob: THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! Italian: Uhh… n-no? BobBob: ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! Italian: No! BobBob: Take this! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW! Italian: No, no, no!!! BobBob: SUNLIGHT OVERDRIVER BURNING FIST!!! Italian: OH MY GOD! Narrator: With a burning hand, BobBob drove his hand through Italian’s defenses and into his body! Italian: NO! MY GORGEOUS BODY! WHAT WILL THE TEENAGED GOTHIC CHICKS JILL OFF TO NOW?! BobBob: Not my problem. AND NOW! HEAT END!!! Narrator: In a brilliant flash of light, Italian was gone. BobBob: Whew… me am are pass out now. A-neh-nyeh. TNC: Mister BobBob! … Oh, thank goodness. He’s just fatigued. Wang: Why did Master Bobberson shed tears over Italian’s defeat? TNC: BobBob’s childhood was Italian’s childhood. Maybe a part of his heroic heart wished that they really could have been friends. Wang: Hm. Touching. I, however, have a dead student and one that’ll probably go nucking futs in the future thanks to this. TNC: Oh, come now, what’re the odds of that happening? C’mon. Let’s get BobBob and get the hell out of here. Narrator: That night, 73 people vanished from the small town of Wingknights. Residents claimed a strange blonde man moved in just before it happened and four others left the mansion where the first had taken up residence. One of them took out a stone mask and destroyed it with a sledge hammer. No one is sure of the significance of these events. Police continue to investigate the sleepy town of Wingknights… Narrator: 1889, February 2nd, heir of the Bobberson family, Robert Bobberson married his childhood sweetheart and only child of the Dickenson family, Eraine. For their honeymoon, they have chartered a cruise to America. The happy lovers wasted absolutely no time getting to the bedroom, but that’s their business and none of ours. Unfortunately, all was not well, as the crew had loaded a strange, black oak coffin onto the ship… Eraine: Wow! I get to be in the IAQ again! BobBob: Now you stop that. Everyone knows Awakei likes drawing big manly men better. Here, try some wine. Eraine: I’ve never had alcohol before… BobBob: It’s not bad – and this is very mild. Try some. Chinaman: Hi. BobBob: Oh, for tap-dancing Patrick Stewart’s sake! I knew I forgot SOME racially-insensitive loose end. Chinaman: We’re on your boat, killing your dudes. BobBob: Oh, hell no! And me without my sword. Eraine: What are you going to do?! BobBob: What I do best. Kick ass and take names. Sound the fire alarm and get everyone off the boat! Eraine: Be careful! BobBob: I’m the main character. What’s the worst that could happen? -Level 13- Cruise to the End Mission: Defeat Italian once and for all! The final level! You will not have your sword for this mission and the monsters and zombies of all shapes and sizes will be up on your tail. Fight hard and furiously down to the engine room! There, you’ll finally do away with the Chinaman zombie and Italian’s severed head (in a jar) will break from its restraints (said jar) and sprout tentacles and fight against you. You have to jump and kick him back until he falls, then get close and deliver a special hit to damage him. Do this seven times and that’s it. You’ve won the game, so sit back and enjoy the epilogue. |
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Come visit me and my thought processes at my website: http://www.publishedauthors.net/tdotdw/news.html "In the cold light, justice and morality always look corny and you can't wave the flag and look cool. But like it or not, society needs its heroes." - John Hart; actor who played The Lone Ranger. | |
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| Jeff | Sep 8 2009, 08:24 PM Post #14 |
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Narrator: Now met face-to-face with his “brother”, or what remained of him now inside a glass jar, BobBob is now forced to make a difficult choice. BobBob: ITALIAN! Italian: Indeed. It is I. I must look pretty sad to you right now. Not at all sexy and awesome like I was before. Before… before, I underestimated you, but I think I got it all figured out. YOU… YOU have the plot armor! So! If I take YOUR body… they’ll have no choice but to make ME main character of the series! I think we’ll call it… Italian Englishman’s Bizarre Adventure! BobBob: Over my dead body! Italian: Yeah, that’s kinda the idea. NOW DIE!!! Narrator: Using his newfound technique “Air-Ripping Stinky Eyes”, Italian blast a pressurized steam of fluid like a laser blast at BobBob, smashing his throat and hand. Italian: I WILL LIVE ON GLORIOUSLY FOREVER! Once I liberate you of your Wake power, that is! HA-HA! I’M GONNA WIN! I’M GONNA WIN!!! Eraine: BOBBOB! BobBob: N-no! Eraine! You must… why do you have a baby in your arms? Eraine: I’m a kleptomaniac and it had no parents and I found it and it’s ours now. It has a nametag, at least, but I think the zombies got his parents. BobBob: … Okay. Eraine… do one thing for me. Eraine: ANYTHING! Just say the word! BobBob: The word. Eraine: Now’s not the time for that. BobBob: Take the baby and get out of here. I’m taking Italian with me… down to the ocean depths. Eraine: I can’t! BobBob: You MUST! Without you, there won’t be a sequel! We must never allow Italian to become the main character! Eraine: … I understand. Good-bye… my love, BobBob. Narrator: With Eraine and the other passengers safely off the ship, BobBob stands with what’s left of his strength and delivers a final Wake blast into a nearby ghoul. The ghoul then goes mad, grabs one of the ship’s primary pistons and rigorously dry-humps the ever-loving hell out of it. Italian: NO! You retard, what are you doing?! BobBob: Taking you down with me! Italian: FAWK! NO! NO! NO! THIS ISN’T FAIR! I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN! Narrator: BobBob, now exhausted, is assaulted by Italian’s head. In a quick moment of decisive action, BobBob grabs a jagged shard of metal and stabs Italian with it, grappling him with his own hand. Italian: Wh-what?! NO! BobBob: And now… and now in our final moments, brother, I’m going to get MY revenge for the years of torment. I’m too weak to kill you now but… Italian: Wh-what?! WHAT ARE YOU--?! NO! BobBob: With this ship, we too, shall disappear. But before that… 100-YEAR NOOGIE! Italian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Narrator: The life of Robert Bobberson disappeared with that ship, somewhere in the Atlantic. The public will never hear of it – it’ll be chalked up to just another accident and never mentioned again. But his descendants shall know. I know this to be fact. Who am I? I’m Eraine Bobberson. Two days later, I was rescued in the Canary Islands. Inside of me, a new life has begun – as did another chapter in the Legend of the Bobberson Family. The stone mask watches quietly from the darkness… as the story of my husband’s legacy lives on forever. The End. <-- To Be Continued! |
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