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| Topic Started: Jun 26 2009, 10:26 PM (909 Views) | |
| Jeff | Aug 15 2009, 04:49 PM Post #51 |
Lord of Pie & BBWs
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Jeff: The final random MR2 fact is: Undines are awesome. This is not opinion. They are the goddesses of MR2. Period. And now, this epic journey of learning and self-discovery has brought us to... Toast: HELL YES! What was all that about learning now? Jeff: Oh, c'mon, you're not the same guy you were when this all started. Toast: Yeah, yeah. Stop the philosophical stuff. I hate that.   Toast: Whoa. He's gone militant! Jeff: HIT THE DECK!   Toast: Are they talking about Rock Lobster? Jeff: Yep. This tourny is a 1 v 1. Better be ready. Toast: Hoo boy~   Colt: ZOMG HOLLY! SQUEEEEE!!! Toast: Stop that! That's almost as bad as the needless emphasis on monster names. Colt: Speaking of which, is Rock Lobster ready? Toast: BLARGH!!! Just when I thought I was free of that...   Jeff: She's totally out of it. Toast: Colt! Wake up! You're drooling!   Toast: HELLZ YEAH! Let's rock so I can win and be rich and famous!!! Jeff: Heh. Is that all there is for you? Toast: STOP TRYING TO FIND A WARM, FUZZY SPOT. YOU WON'T!  Toast: That's it? Jeff: That was pointless! Toast: That was obvious! Jeff: It was... short. Toast: ... Jeff & Toast: WE LOVED IT!!!  Toast: You've done that for yourself quite sufficiently, thank you. Colt: Who are we up against? Toast: ... Wait...  Toast: I... is that?!  Toast: FATHER! Piece of Toast: INDEED! I am Toast Tiberius Zappa Senior! Colt: He's a literal piece of toast? I thought the name was just to be cute.  Toast: FATHER!!! This is where you've been hiding since you abandoned us?! Sr: Indeed! Toast! You look so much like your mother! Toast: Tread lightly, father! You have no right to even mention the woman you betrayed and left! Sr: Ha-ha-haa! BETRAYED?! I was the one who was betrayed by that succubus! Toast: HOW DARE YOU!!! Sr: STAY YOUR HAND, BOY! I have much to tell you! Colt: You realize we're talking to a slice of lightly-toasted bread, right? Jeff: SHH! Colt: Just sayin'...  Sr: Oh, sure... when it all started, everything was perfect. A talking piece of bread was lightly toasted by a beautiful woman... and we started to talk and share stories... and before we knew it, we were in love. ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Ha-haaa... even got married, we did. We had a beautiful baby boy... and by "beautiful" I mean "very, very pretty". You favor your mother a little TOO strongly, son. Toast: Get to the point.  Sr: HEARTACHE!!! That's all my optimism and foolish pride got me! She left me... FOR THE BAGEL!!! Toast: What?! Y-you mean... you mean calling my little sister "Bagel" wasn't just a creative jest?! Sr: HAH! I wish! She told me how he "supported her when she needed him" and other such garbage. How can a busy connoisseur be bothered with pathetic things when a world of butters and jams to try spreading on himself! Toast: YOU SELFISH BASTARD!!! You abandoned her in her emotional hour of need to try different condiments because you like having things spread on yourself?! Sr: I'M A PIECE OF BREAD, KID! WHAT OTHER HOBBIES AM I GONNA DO? STAMP COLLECTING?! Get serious! ... Ahh! I get it! You've fallen for a girl, haven't you? A pair of big, brown eyes? Colt: Well, we have spent a lot of time toge-- Toast: HAH! She has blue eyes! Colt:  Sr: So! You have decided to follow that foolish path of "heroism" and "decency"! HAH! I knew you didn't have it in you to be a TRUE bastard like me! With a haircut like that, I can't say I'm real surprised, though... Toast: YOU OLD FOOL! When mother was dying she cut my hair this way! ... S-she thought it was Bagel and gave me ponytails but... BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT! It's the last thing mother gave to me! And unlike YOU, I won't run away from my past!  Sr: FOOLISH BOY! I'll show you just what "love" and "hope" gives people like us! COME AND FACE ME, BOY! I. HAVE. NO. SON!  Toast: FAAAATHEEEEER!!! I REFUSE TO LET YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME AGAIN! I WILL MAKE YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME AND SURPASS YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! HYPAAAAAAAAAAAH MOOOOOODE!!!  Toast: NOW! BRING IT ON!!! Sr: HAH! See you in Hell, boy! Don't be late! Toast: After you, old timer!   Toast: Wh-what?! A... Sr: SAY IT! SAY IT!!! A SUEZO!!! Just like YOU... MY first monster... was a SUEZO!!! And now, the past... WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!!! Toast: I REFUSE TO EMBRACE YOUR HERITAGE! I WILL CRAFT MY OWN FUTURE! MY OWN WAY! WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!!! FATHER!!! THIS HAND OF MINE SIZZLES WITH AN AWESOME POWER!!! IT'S BUN-TOASTING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! Sr: I-impossible! Toast: NOW TAKE THIS! MILK! CEREAL! AND A WHEAT ROLL! ALL THE PARTS OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!!!  Toast: ERUPTING! TOASTING! FINGER!!!   Toast: FATHER! I HAVE SURPASSED YOU!!! Sr: !!!  Colt: WE DID IT! We're number one in all of IMa!!!  Sr: Ha... ha... you did it, boy. You really did surpass me in every way. I... I was wrong. Toast: Father! Sr: You've... grown strong! I wish... I could've been there to help you grow and learn. Toast: Father... Sr: Love... should never be hidden away. It'll cause you to dry out and mold prematurely, boy. You... you have to tell her so. Toast: You... you loved mother? Sr: HAH! No. She was a shrew.  Toast: ASS HOLE!!! Colt: Hey! Holly's coming this way!   Holly: Your monster will be uploaded into the Monster Hall of Fame! Colt: Wow! Cool! Thank you! Holly: Well, I'm off! See you around!    Toast: Spit it out already.   Toast: That's a STUPID QUESTION! Of course I do! Jeff: Shall we go see, then? Toast: Ah! You're back! Yes, let's go.    Toast: Hah! Look at that! Not bad, not bad. I think we did pretty good. Jeff: I did all the work, though. Toast: Yeah, yeah... thanks. Jeff: Hah! My pleasure.  Toast: Hey! Where'd Rock Lobster go?! Jeff: Relax. He's with me. There's a surprise for you at the ranch. Toast: A surprise...?  Toast: !!! No way! Is that...  Toast: IT IS! IT'S PAM!!! Ohh-emm-gee!!! Jeff: Ha-ha! After all you've been through... I figure you deserve to try raising her. I think you'll do a much better job now than you would've at the start. Toast: Well, I'll certainly try...  Toast: So. That's my story. I wrapped up all the loose ends... I followed my own path... and discovered my true inner power. I'm not good with... things. So, I'm not gonna give you guys some lame, flowery speech. Fact is, I kicked a lot of ass and had to learn a lot too, but here I am. I guess if you work hard enough, things'll work out. But... there is one thing my father said that rang true to me.  Wyola: Hey Toast! How are you? Toast: I'll let you know how it all works out. Someday. Colt: Hey! What about me? Toast: Oh. Right. I almost forgot. You're fired. Colt:  Toast: You have 'til noon to get your crap out of my house. Colt: Toast: Now... as I was... Jeff: The End! Thank you for following our epic journey through the world of Monster Rancher 2 for the PlayStation! It was a lot of fun for me and I hope you enjoyed Toast's unusual trek to greatness. There's a lot more of MR2 I glanced over (the tree Colt planted and the doll I was given both unlock monsters, and the expeditions I barely touched upon, etc) but I'll leave that to you all to find for yourselves. Thank you, good night, and see you in the next game, whatever that might be. |
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| Sean | Aug 15 2009, 04:53 PM Post #52 |
The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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Wow...um...the...story you did was quite...erm... .... Okay seriously what the fuck. Sentient TOAST?! |
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| Root | Aug 15 2009, 04:55 PM Post #53 |
The Speaker for the Dead
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XDDDDD That was GREAT! All I could think of "wow, Jeff just overdid it with the Toast" but it was good! I hope to see more of the same in your next LP which I'm hoping is not ANOTHER Monster Rancher game. |
Does being the only sane one make me the insane one, in a sort of way? Though my eyes could see, I was still a blind man; Though my mind could think, I still was a madman... "Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run...there's still time to change the road you're on" | |
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| Rem | Aug 15 2009, 11:48 PM Post #54 |
Why yes, I do like snickerdoodles.
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Hahaha, this was hilarious XDDD I loved the whole sentient-toast thing. Toast Jr. really -does- look like a girl. Keep up the good writing with your future LPs! |
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| Cog-Sean | Aug 20 2009, 12:55 PM Post #55 |
Doctor Seanafunkilus's musterion of Rock
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damn you jeff!!!! You and your damn LP have forced me to start playing MR2 again!!!!! |
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| Sean | Aug 20 2009, 02:14 PM Post #56 |
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The ⑥of Four Against Nature
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For some reason I invisioned Jeff in the middle of class, writing notes and then suddenly grinning and going "JUST AS PLANNED" |
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