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ddrattack	Jan 24 2009, 12:59 PM
The DDR of all things Rythm Posts: 299 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: Jul 9, 2008 Quote "Rawr! I'm a pwnasaurus REX!	Reposting some old stuff from GMOV: nintendoal: Ok nintendoal: I'm ready again BlackDjeffgo: Right. We're gonna do it right this time. BlackDjeffgo: This time - for GmOv - we're watching Squirm! BlackDjeffgo: Ready to start the movie? nintendoal: OK BlackDjeffgo: We'll begin in 3 BlackDjeffgo: 2 BlackDjeffgo: 1 BlackDjeffgo: GO! nintendoal: In the not too distant future BlackDjeffgo: Poor Mike nintendoal: lalala BlackDjeffgo: This is a really catchy song BlackDjeffgo: GET ME DOOOOOOOOOWN! nintendoal: It is nintendoal: I want the mp3 BlackDjeffgo: I'll go on Youtube later and see if we can find it nintendoal: Robot Roll Call nintendoal: I love "If you wonder how he eats and sleeps, just remind your self it's just a show. And really just relax." BlackDjeffgo: I love how they feel the need to have like 7 or 8 high-security doors... nintendoal: lol nintendoal: "falsies" BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: I love how enthusiastic they are nintendoal: Jeff Foxworthy nintendoal: Wow, that goth guy creeps me out BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Me too. BlackDjeffgo: That's his brain his carrying BlackDjeffgo: If he loses it - he's an idiot BlackDjeffgo: Which happened when I was watching the last movie nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: Cucumbers and windex- lol BlackDjeffgo: Yuck BlackDjeffgo: We have a silo? You're not very observant are you, Mikey? nintendoal: The fair BlackDjeffgo: Wow... nintendoal: And a random gorilla BlackDjeffgo: Pearl is one evil woman... BlackDjeffgo: According to the Wiki article, the evil scientists and Pearl have the ability to punish Mike and Joel, respectively, in varying ways if they try to not watch the movie nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: I wanna play, but I can't nintendoal: Coily nintendoal: lol BlackDjeffgo: Original BlackDjeffgo: Loony Toons song! BlackDjeffgo: He parted his hair with a band saw... nintendoal: "My tamagotchi seems OK" nintendoal: Me too nintendoal: I love coily BlackDjeffgo: One clod says one thing and the entire world pays? BlackDjeffgo: What's the entire point of this nonsense? BlackDjeffgo: No redemption, by the way! nintendoal: I have no clue nintendoal: Widen my windows nintendoal: lol BlackDjeffgo: Wow. Coily is an evil little prick nintendoal: Where does coily fit into God's plan for us BlackDjeffgo: Apparently in the same spot as Lucifer and the Horsemen of the Apocolypse nintendoal: "NO SPRINGS! HAHEHEHE!" BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Coily waited all eternity for this moment BlackDjeffgo: and then he turns back nintendoal: almost instantly BlackDjeffgo: What's the point of this stupid short? nintendoal: Eleanor Roosevelt nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: Y'just about nailed me in the crotch there, Steve! nintendoal: xD nintendoal: Rip tear, expose, horrify friends BlackDjeffgo: Spring-loving bstard nintendoal: I think this is a science class short BlackDjeffgo: I guess nintendoal: or something BlackDjeffgo: I can't think of anything else nintendoal: I agree with them BlackDjeffgo: Springs! Springs! Springs! nintendoal: "Shouldn't this be over" BlackDjeffgo: You'd think BlackDjeffgo: IT'S A ZERO! nintendoal: God has a spring? nintendoal: Helps if you're stupid BlackDjeffgo: His friends are getting a bit miffed nintendoal: "Springless creeps" BlackDjeffgo: XD nintendoal: His friends are dying a little inside BlackDjeffgo: Bit by bit BlackDjeffgo: It's Coily's army of darkness! Look! nintendoal: xD nintendoal: "You and your springs" BlackDjeffgo: You'll be the first to die! BlackDjeffgo: This is the night that the lights went out in Georgia nintendoal: Fly Creek, drop dead BlackDjeffgo: I liked that song up until I had an ex who was obsessed with that song nintendoal: Wow BlackDjeffgo: First they have to TELL us there's a lightning storm BlackDjeffgo: And then they SHOW US the lightning storm... nintendoal: "Please enjoy these pictures while we finish the editing of the movie" BlackDjeffgo: Dave Barry reference! WHOOOO! nintendoal: Whooooo! nintendoal: All over his head nintendoal: Live Nude worms nintendoal: lol BlackDjeffgo: Dun. BlackDjeffgo: Someone shoot whoever is singing nintendoal: I love Evil little kid music BlackDjeffgo: ... thank you BlackDjeffgo: It looks like some kind of evil Yu-Gi-Oh card nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: lol nintendoal: George Manasse BlackDjeffgo: NEWSPAPER GUY! Whooo! BlackDjeffgo: That's the hero's name, whoever it is BlackDjeffgo: Newspaper Guy nintendoal: Jim Varney nintendoal: Ok, then... BlackDjeffgo: Random, meaningless shower scene BlackDjeffgo: The very least they could have done for us is killed her as an homage to Scream BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: Wow. nintendoal: Bad accents BlackDjeffgo: That's NOT an authentic southern accent BlackDjeffgo: I'm from Texas, I would know nintendoal: Southern accents are cool, but this overdoes it BlackDjeffgo: Hardk00r overdone nintendoal: Dealershow? BlackDjeffgo: Shrug* BlackDjeffgo: Wow, that was unconvincing nintendoal: Fake crash BlackDjeffgo: Dustpan out of thin air! nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: wow BlackDjeffgo: Dirty joke nintendoal: Giant cows BlackDjeffgo: This movie already sucks nintendoal: Evil nintendoal: Rule 1 BlackDjeffgo: Rule 1? nintendoal: Never foreshadow, whit the actually word "Evil" nintendoal: with BlackDjeffgo: XD nintendoal: actual nintendoal: bad nintendoal: spelling BlackDjeffgo: wow, he's ugly nintendoal: "How's yur pimples?" BlackDjeffgo: like a cow kicked him in the head nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: bad fake smile BlackDjeffgo: yeah BlackDjeffgo: this is awful nintendoal: "Here's some lint" nintendoal: Wow BlackDjeffgo: Steve Young x Alvin the Chipmunk... nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: that's awful... nintendoal: "If anyone wants a baby, I'm leaving one up in the luggage rack." BlackDjeffgo: I mean, seriously, who's the main character for this movie? nintendoal: Exactly BlackDjeffgo: Everyone is just geniunely unlikeable nintendoal: Except the bus driver nintendoal: He's believable BlackDjeffgo: Kind of BlackDjeffgo: The accents are laid on awfully thick BlackDjeffgo: This movie makes no sense nintendoal: Wow, that was a bad joke nintendoal: lol nintendoal: the imp BlackDjeffgo: Wow BlackDjeffgo: Mikey the Sprite nintendoal: Bad parody of Springs BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: They don't seem too broken up about it nintendoal: "You got your wish... No complaints..." BlackDjeffgo: Why didn't they wish for PEARL to vanish, then? nintendoal: Why did she make them prisoners in the first place? BlackDjeffgo: Well, the robots were made by Joel BlackDjeffgo: to help him maintain sanity nintendoal: Mike's Socksy BlackDjeffgo: Ugh BlackDjeffgo: Geez nintendoal: Overdone much BlackDjeffgo: Joel escaped, but Mike had to take his place BlackDjeffgo: and the evil scientists just vanished for some reason BlackDjeffgo: The nerd guy looks like season one Power Ranger's Billy BlackDjeffgo: That's what I shall call him nintendoal: "He looks like the guy from Honey I Shrunk the kids, except younger BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: Rick Moranis nintendoal: Used outhouse on Wheels store BlackDjeffgo: His name is "Billy" BlackDjeffgo: The nerd is Billy BlackDjeffgo: ... a "dilly" of a storm? BlackDjeffgo: sigh BlackDjeffgo: This is insulting my people nintendoal: The electricity is out, let's go and drive when there might be more storm to come! nintendoal: Yay! BlackDjeffgo: Angry bull worms! BlackDjeffgo: This movie makes no sense BlackDjeffgo: How did a THUNDER STORM cause spontaneous evolution? nintendoal: Not at all BlackDjeffgo: Or whatever is up with those worms nintendoal: And what is up with the bad police uniform? BlackDjeffgo: shrug BlackDjeffgo: The fact that most guys in this movie look like their hair is held down by polyeurithane nintendoal: Sitting and spinning BlackDjeffgo: Sigh BlackDjeffgo: I hate everyone in this movie BlackDjeffgo: Everyone is utterly unlikeable nintendoal: I dislike everyone, except the bus driver BlackDjeffgo: Even the southern women, which usually is attractive to me BlackDjeffgo: I dislike the bus driver anyways... nintendoal: What the? nintendoal: They randomly spliced in worms BlackDjeffgo: There was a worm in his drink nintendoal: It looked really badly spliced BlackDjeffgo: Yeah nintendoal: Sheriff Pink BlackDjeffgo: Billy is really out of his element nintendoal: What is fly about this creek? BlackDjeffgo: Nothing, apparently BlackDjeffgo: Cuz everybody there is an unlikeable prick nintendoal: Wow, they have Cosmopolitan... BlackDjeffgo: Which frankly makes no sense in context nintendoal: It looks just like subliminal advertising BlackDjeffgo: Even Billy isn't likeable nintendoal: Not at all BlackDjeffgo: Jerry? The girl's name is Jerry? Like the girl from season 3 of Digimon? BlackDjeffgo: Dude, the movie's JUST started and they're already flirting? nintendoal: Do they even know each other? nintendoal: That well? BlackDjeffgo: I think so BlackDjeffgo: shrug BlackDjeffgo: Has ANYTHING in this movie made sense thus far? nintendoal: Bionic Man nintendoal: Perhaps my damp redness can help BlackDjeffgo: "Every damn last damn one of them" nintendoal: This is getting nowhere, and I am so bored BlackDjeffgo: At least Billy is understandable nintendoal: The movie is so slow BlackDjeffgo: The rest of them are frankly mumbling BlackDjeffgo: But it doesn't make them any more likeable... nintendoal: "Oh baby, oh wait! That's me." nintendoal: "I don't care if it's me" BlackDjeffgo: I still don't entirely understanding what's going on nintendoal: Me neither BlackDjeffgo: Something about electricity going into the ground BlackDjeffgo: and the Blue Ranger showed up nintendoal: What are they doing? Just driving around? BlackDjeffgo: and everyone apparently had their emotions sucked away by some villain from Care Bears or something nintendoal: xD BlackDjeffgo: At least it's not Manos, where they drove around for like 20 minutes nintendoal: Wow nintendoal: "Ding dong ding dong, boring techno music" BlackDjeffgo: THAT does not qualify as "techno" nintendoal: It's electronic BlackDjeffgo: That's psuedo-dramatic build up BlackDjeffgo: It looks like a plastic skeleton nintendoal: WOW, it's Mr. Beardsley!!! BlackDjeffgo: Like the one from Plan 9 BlackDjeffgo: SOMEONE USED THE DECOMPOSURE RAY! BlackDjeffgo: Which, I might reiterate, only works on dead people BlackDjeffgo: But that was then, this is now nintendoal: My hair challenges yours to a fight BlackDjeffgo: My shirt challenges yours to a fight nintendoal: Tainty you fanny? nintendoal: What the hay? BlackDjeffgo: This makes absolutely no sense BlackDjeffgo: Giggle-giggle nintendoal: What does "Tainty you fanny" mean? BlackDjeffgo: sigh BlackDjeffgo: Dunno nintendoal: Random BlackDjeffgo: Roger, huh? nintendoal: He doesn't look like a Roger BlackDjeffgo: Seriously BlackDjeffgo: He looks more like a... BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: well, a camel nintendoal: He looks more like a Trent BlackDjeffgo: but with less personality nintendoal: OMG! nintendoal: A skeleton BlackDjeffgo: PLASTIC SKELETON #2! BlackDjeffgo: Maybe it took a cab? nintendoal: "They all look alike to me?" BlackDjeffgo: Was that Billy's attempt at being funny? nintendoal: Maybe, because of budgets cuts, they had to use the same skeleton, and it was a joke at the producers BlackDjeffgo: XD BlackDjeffgo: Maybe BlackDjeffgo: We'd better start looking for a BONELESS person! nintendoal: Do you like sayings? I sure do. BlackDjeffgo: Remember what I told you - in the North I'm considered very handsome! nintendoal: She called him Nick BlackDjeffgo: "Mick" nintendoal: Oh BlackDjeffgo: She said his name at the very beginning nintendoal: Southern Belleness BlackDjeffgo: Wow BlackDjeffgo: This is getting out of hand nintendoal: It is BlackDjeffgo: but without the MST3K guys, I'd lose what little sanity I had left nintendoal: "I do believe I'm getting the vapours," nintendoal: Free egg cream in the theater BlackDjeffgo: Whoo-hoo! BlackDjeffgo: Fresh salt air... nintendoal: ? nintendoal: How do you have fresh salt air? BlackDjeffgo: Theoretically impossible BlackDjeffgo: I think.. BlackDjeffgo: Why would you put worms in a Chinese take out box? nintendoal: Exactly nintendoal: That is one huge worm BlackDjeffgo: "Fine! Ariate your OWN lawn! I don't care!" BlackDjeffgo: The worm had a shiv! BlackDjeffgo: HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE WORMS FROM... umm... what's that game... BlackDjeffgo: Out of this World? nintendoal: It's the Worms from Worms! BlackDjeffgo: The leech-like things from the start of the game nintendoal: It's Blue's turn BlackDjeffgo: Let's go! BlackDjeffgo: HOLY HAND GRENADE! nintendoal: Bazooka! BlackDjeffgo: Now the guy's talking about electricity mutating the worms BlackDjeffgo: Which is NOT how this works nintendoal: It ain't no big deal BlackDjeffgo: This movie sucks BlackDjeffgo: We're nigh-on halfway through and it's insanely boring nintendoal: There is no plot at all BlackDjeffgo: Electricity mutating worms into ravenous killers? BlackDjeffgo: Last time I checked, electricity would... oh, I dunno... DEEP-FRY THEM nintendoal: And how did they turn people into skeletons so fast? BlackDjeffgo: Your guess is as good as my own, frankly BlackDjeffgo: Why didn't he just leave the door open an djust use sunlight? nintendoal: He is secret agent Billy nintendoal: The mind meld doesn't work on dead people BlackDjeffgo: This movie is getting worse and worse BlackDjeffgo: Is that a girl or a guy? BlackDjeffgo: CHAAAAARGE! nintendoal: You me, and my filleting knife BlackDjeffgo: The new FOX reality show - When worms attack! nintendoal: Corporate worm farms? BlackDjeffgo: Corporate worm farm take-over! BlackDjeffgo: A SUH-PRIZE! nintendoal: It sounded like "Zoo-RIDE" BlackDjeffgo: ... yeah. You're right. BlackDjeffgo: She's REALLY freaking out... nintendoal: Mr. Beardsley? BlackDjeffgo: That's becoming such a running gag nintendoal: It's an awesome one though nintendoal: Just like in New York nintendoal: Wow, hopping into Windows is just like New York BlackDjeffgo: There's 3 teeth missing from the top of the skull nintendoal: ? BlackDjeffgo: "That's everyone in the county!" nintendoal: Nude pictures of Teeth! BlackDjeffgo: DUN DUN DUUN! nintendoal: Mortimer Snerd BlackDjeffgo: Mortimer Snerd...? BlackDjeffgo: What the--? BlackDjeffgo: That's NOT a worm. That's a CENTIPEDE nintendoal: It faded to black BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Probably a commercial break nintendoal: Maybe nintendoal: "The worms attacked Roger. BlackDjeffgo: He's covered in top soil, y'can't blame 'em! nintendoal: And he ran into the forest. BlackDjeffgo: This is pathetic BlackDjeffgo: WHY WOULD YOU JUST ANNOUNCE THINGS LIKE THAT?! BlackDjeffgo: What is wrong with these people?! nintendoal: I have no clue BlackDjeffgo: Patchss and Scrawny? BlackDjeffgo: Appropriate nintendoal: Her pants look like a smiley face with a mustache BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: I hate everyone in this movie BlackDjeffgo: All the more with each passing second nintendoal: It is all rot in this movie BlackDjeffgo: There's barely a plot to comment on BlackDjeffgo: NO SPRINGS! BlackDjeffgo: Ugh nintendoal: A worm based/antique dealer/detective show would be awesome. BlackDjeffgo: Evil flesh-eating worms... that by itself makes NO SENSE BlackDjeffgo: They eat dirt, essentially nintendoal: Mr. Beardsley? BlackDjeffgo: You know where Mr. Beardsley is? BlackDjeffgo: Err-- I mean, Roger? BlackDjeffgo: They're looking for all these people we don't like BlackDjeffgo: A PENCIL WITH HAIR! ... BlackDjeffgo: never mind, it's just the alpha female BlackDjeffgo: A BADLY-DRESSED SWIZZLE STICK! nintendoal: She's tilting her head 360 degrees BlackDjeffgo: The Excorcist meets EBIL WORMS nintendoal: It's Mr. Beardsley! BlackDjeffgo: TRAMPLED BY A WORM STAMPEDE!!! BlackDjeffgo: The parasite weight-loss plan! nintendoal: How can his body maintain structure with worms in his bowel? BlackDjeffgo: Theoretically, it shouldn't BlackDjeffgo: He should basically fall in half nintendoal: Sprint to the sheriff! BlackDjeffgo: Dun. nintendoal: Thank you, half an hour left nintendoal: Mr Bean! BlackDjeffgo: It can't end soon enough nintendoal: It's more like 20 minutes, because the credits will probably be boring nintendoal: And the MST3K guys will have some thing at the end too BlackDjeffgo: Probably, but at least MST3K guys will make the commentary we can't nintendoal: A teleporter! BlackDjeffgo: Dun dun nintendoal: How did his shirt get undone? BlackDjeffgo: This movie scarcely merits three "DUN"s nintendoal: Is there a door to the shack? BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. He's in front of it. BlackDjeffgo: That doesn't sound good nintendoal: A zoo prize! BlackDjeffgo: The Zoo Prize! BlackDjeffgo: He... BlackDjeffgo: wait a sec BlackDjeffgo: The zoo-prize was SELLING THE PLASTIC SKELETON?! BlackDjeffgo: C'mon, if Edward Wood Jr. could afford one, they easily could nintendoal: A certain combination of political worms? Was that the zoo-prize? BlackDjeffgo: Maybe nintendoal: Or was it the cud-zoo? BlackDjeffgo: So, let me get this straight BlackDjeffgo: The entire plot revolves around... BlackDjeffgo: electricity mutating worms into flesh-eating monsters BlackDjeffgo: a man is killed nintendoal: Mr Beardsley BlackDjeffgo: and some guy wants to SELL THE BODY OFF for profit BlackDjeffgo: THAT'S the story? nintendoal: That's the Zoo-Prize nintendoal: maybe not the story BlackDjeffgo: That is, indeed, a zoo-prize BlackDjeffgo: Wait, what? BlackDjeffgo: ZOMG BlackDjeffgo: A tree fell BlackDjeffgo: for some reason BlackDjeffgo: For some... inadequetly explored reason nintendoal: Gratuitous violence scene! BlackDjeffgo: Barely nintendoal: They dead BlackDjeffgo: Hopefully nintendoal: Darn BlackDjeffgo: Darn. They're all alive. BlackDjeffgo: We could've ended this movie like 20 minutes early if they all died BlackDjeffgo: Even the ROBOTS feel the same way nintendoal: Mr Beardsley? Can you come out here for a second? Err, Jerry? BlackDjeffgo: Seriously... BlackDjeffgo: BURN THE WORMS! BURN 'EM ALL! nintendoal: Mass amounts of worms! BlackDjeffgo: Wait, maybe this is like "Evolution" and it makes 'em bigger to burn 'em nintendoal: Scamper, skip, prance BlackDjeffgo: Cuz electricity didn't deep-fry them in their own juice nintendoal: Light keeps worms out? BlackDjeffgo: Shrug* nintendoal: What the? BlackDjeffgo: Even a CANDLE FLAME is enough to drive them off? BlackDjeffgo: What? Are they VAMPIRE WORMS?! BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: wait a sec BlackDjeffgo: they were in the plain sunlight on the boat nintendoal: Yeah nintendoal: PLOT HOLES BlackDjeffgo: But that didn't bother them at all BlackDjeffgo: Oh c'mon BlackDjeffgo: How cliche can this scene be? BlackDjeffgo: The worms are gonna come out of the faucet BlackDjeffgo: SEE?! BlackDjeffgo: Just like I said nintendoal: A black hole appears nintendoal: Just to make things worse BlackDjeffgo: This movie hurts my head BlackDjeffgo: Emmit the Worm? nintendoal: Emmet is an awesome name BlackDjeffgo: Indeed nintendoal: NO BlackDjeffgo: Aww BlackDjeffgo: Emmet died BlackDjeffgo: ugh nintendoal: Sweet poor Emmet, I only knew you for 5 seconds nintendoal: And then you were eaten BlackDjeffgo: Fried worms are GOOD? BlackDjeffgo: ZOMG BlackDjeffgo: Emmet sticks! BlackDjeffgo: That's sick XD nintendoal: Happy Emmet Meals from McDonald's! BlackDjeffgo: But quite funny BlackDjeffgo: THAT was the redeeming moment of this movie BlackDjeffgo: Mike deep-frying a worm BlackDjeffgo: and then eating it nintendoal: I agree nintendoal: When will this movie end? BlackDjeffgo: Not a moment too soon is all I can say nintendoal: And why did Roger come and attack? BlackDjeffgo: What the crap? BlackDjeffgo: He's alive? BlackDjeffgo: "Goonkakegunboi"? nintendoal: That is my new catchphrase nintendoal: Goonkakegunboi BlackDjeffgo: It's a single piece of wood BlackDjeffgo: IT LOOKS LIKE CARDBOARD BlackDjeffgo: I mean, seriously nintendoal: It is BlackDjeffgo: THAT would not hurt BlackDjeffgo: But, hey, the more people who die in this movie the better BlackDjeffgo: Yummay nintendoal: Grandpa tried to set his alarm clock again: KERSPLODE!!!! BlackDjeffgo: Worms CAN'T climb well, y'know BlackDjeffgo: So I wonder how they get around so easily nintendoal: Kazoo nintendoal: Solo! BlackDjeffgo: "I can't wait to wash m'ah face!" Me: Yeah... cuz I bet that's a relatively rare thing for you BlackDjeffgo: YES! She's dead! BlackDjeffgo: That's one down nintendoal: Antiquing is always great BlackDjeffgo: Now Roger, "Mama", Jerry and Billy are all that remain nintendoal: You're looking quite icky today Ron, BlackDjeffgo: They make strange noises for worms nintendoal: Why thank you BlackDjeffgo: I'LL SHOW YOU, SHIRT, TO NOT STAY TUCKED IN! BlackDjeffgo: So, basically BlackDjeffgo: The worms fear fire light BlackDjeffgo: but no SUN light? BlackDjeffgo: *not nintendoal: If you can't tuck in a shirt, light it on fire and use it as a torch. BlackDjeffgo: Oh God. Now we have to see the shirtless sheriff BlackDjeffgo: That's as close to hell as I can fathom nintendoal: How can they not hear the worms? BlackDjeffgo: There's enough of 'em BlackDjeffgo: ... the sheriff's getting his groove on in JAIL? BlackDjeffgo: Usually that's reserved for gay jokes nintendoal: I love our creepy laughs about nothing. BlackDjeffgo: Well, the sheriff is dead BlackDjeffgo: That's a relief nintendoal: Cinematographer by Seymour Butts BlackDjeffgo: Appropriate at this point BlackDjeffgo: Those look like centipedes nintendoal: True BlackDjeffgo: A red-headed fiber optic cable! ... Oh. BlackDjeffgo: A moldy slim jim! BlackDjeffgo: A drinking straw with lint on the end! BlackDjeffgo: ... no wait, just her nintendoal: Roger is a zombie BlackDjeffgo: Dun. nintendoal: And more kazoo BlackDjeffgo: Someone is enjoying their kazoo a bit too much nintendoal: I love my kazoo BlackDjeffgo: They could've billed this as a comedy and made twice as much, I'm sure nintendoal: Probably, or it could be made into a cult film BlackDjeffgo: Even a cult would be offended by this movie nintendoal: Mr. Beardsley? BlackDjeffgo: The noise the worms make is like slightly over-wrought jell-o BlackDjeffgo: He seems to see things just fine without his glasses nintendoal: It looks like he is lit from his pants BlackDjeffgo: Yeah BlackDjeffgo: SHIIIINIIIING FIIIN-- no, I can't make a joke like that at this point nintendoal: And creepy kid is singing again BlackDjeffgo: SHOOT IT BlackDjeffgo: KILL IT WITH FIRE BlackDjeffgo: KILL IT WITH RIDER KICK! BlackDjeffgo: Wait, now the hallway is PERFECTLY illuminated?! BlackDjeffgo: KICK HIM IN THE FAMILY JEWELS! DO IT! nintendoal: Give me your earlobes! BlackDjeffgo: ... BlackDjeffgo: It's like drowning in LOTZA SPAGHETTI! BlackDjeffgo: There's only ten more minutes BlackDjeffgo: This has gotta end soon nintendoal: It has ended in my mind BlackDjeffgo: I wish BlackDjeffgo: "IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! STRONG BAD SAYS IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! EVERYONE DIED 'CEPT US!" BlackDjeffgo: I wish nintendoal: Squirming is not a direct attack, fall back, fall back! BlackDjeffgo: Man, this movie is awful nintendoal: I'm glad it is almost over BlackDjeffgo: Me too BlackDjeffgo: This is worse than Space Mutiny BlackDjeffgo: At least Space Mutiny had fanservice nintendoal: Worse than Little Shop of Horrora nintendoal: Horrors nintendoal: This guy sounds like Boomhower BlackDjeffgo: I wouldn't know BlackDjeffgo: But I'm glad he shut up nintendoal: From King of the Hill BlackDjeffgo: oh nintendoal: Goody, goody nintendoal: 6 minutes left BlackDjeffgo: Hallelujah BlackDjeffgo: ... nintendoal: Wow BlackDjeffgo: WHAT?! nintendoal: She is still alive BlackDjeffgo: The stupid little brother survived? Err - I mean... sister? nintendoal: The magic of springs nintendoal: They are everywhere, even in worms BlackDjeffgo: At this point, I would've moved to another state BlackDjeffgo: GOD! THAT LITTLE KID IS SINGING AGAIN?! BlackDjeffgo: KILL IT WITH RIDER KICK!!! nintendoal: I wish Coily would come back nintendoal: NO SPRINGS!!! BlackDjeffgo: Coily was amusing compared to this nintendoal: AHEHEHEHE BlackDjeffgo: ... so... the worms just went back underground, right? nintendoal: I have no clue BlackDjeffgo: Or did they die? Or what? BlackDjeffgo: if they didn't die, the movie technically can't be over BlackDjeffgo: Unless they were thinking of making a sequel at one point nintendoal: This should just end BlackDjeffgo: They should drop an atomic bomb on the state nintendoal: Filmed in Georgia BlackDjeffgo: then the worms would be gone BlackDjeffgo: Everyone wins! BlackDjeffgo: Just like Ideon! nintendoal: Crow is awesome BlackDjeffgo: Indeed BlackDjeffgo: XD nintendoal: What is up with this fair thing? BlackDjeffgo: No idea BlackDjeffgo: Apparently Pearl is looking for easy money, I guess BlackDjeffgo: Phew. Thank God. BlackDjeffgo: It's DONE nintendoal: It is now done nintendoal: Hurra BlackDjeffgo: Okay. Any comments before I post this on GmOv? nintendoal: Hmmmm nintendoal: Well, it was boring made no sense, and does not deserve a mark BlackDjeffgo: Agreed. BlackDjeffgo: It was worse than Plan 9 but slightly better than Manos BlackDjeffgo: But, hell, any number is higher than 0 nintendoal: If I had to give it a mark I would give it - 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 BlackDjeffgo: Subtle. BlackDjeffgo: I'm sure, at least, that we've thoroughly scraped the bottom of the barrel BlackDjeffgo: There can't POSSIBLY be worse movies than these nintendoal: True nintendoal: Well, I an't wait to read through this, so post away nintendoal: can't BlackDjeffgo: Right. BlackDjeffgo: I'll end it here.


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