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BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: getting comfy
BlackDjeffgo: Today's terribad movie: Outlaw of Gor! For people wanting to watch this flick - here's the link to part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCkc-U2fH1s
amcale2005: ready
BlackDjeffgo: Great.
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO!
amcale2005: cheesy theme music
BlackDjeffgo: I love it
BlackDjeffgo: It underwent like 7 or 8 versions
amcale2005: slightly bill nye esque
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. I love it.
amcale2005: I like it too
BlackDjeffgo: ROBOT ROLL CALL!
amcale2005: hehe
BlackDjeffgo: CROOOOOOOOOOW!
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: nice
amcale2005: locked in tight
BlackDjeffgo: Lots of doors
amcale2005: dirty
amcale2005: he was totally motorboating that robot
BlackDjeffgo: XD
BlackDjeffgo: Oh, wow
BlackDjeffgo: Tom Servo's crying
BlackDjeffgo: Tom is the gumball-machine-looking guy
amcale2005: cat in tree
BlackDjeffgo: Crow is the yellow guy who likes perverted jokes
amcale2005: hmm
BlackDjeffgo: and Gypsy is the big purple one
amcale2005: bonjour!
BlackDjeffgo: Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
amcale2005: oh the savings!
BlackDjeffgo: Huzzah!
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: XD
amcale2005: that time machine is fantastic
BlackDjeffgo: Indeed. I'll take 12!
BlackDjeffgo: What the?
amcale2005: FABIO!
BlackDjeffgo: Wow...
amcale2005: hehehe
amcale2005: that is rediculous
amcale2005: Fabio is old
BlackDjeffgo: Gypsy is supposed to be a girl... apparently their theory was wrong
amcale2005: and those brass breast plates are disturbing
BlackDjeffgo: It's movie tiiiime!
amcale2005: back through the doors
amcale2005: hahaha
amcale2005: comentary on a movie commentary
BlackDjeffgo: Yep
BlackDjeffgo: I like the MST3K versions the most
BlackDjeffgo: But a few movies never had them - like Plan 9 or Night of the Ghouls
amcale2005: hmm
BlackDjeffgo: Wow. It was based on a book...
BlackDjeffgo: Wow.
amcale2005: BUD
amcale2005: hehe
BlackDjeffgo: Shoes. Randomly.
amcale2005: totally from the 80s
amcale2005: that hair
amcale2005: geez
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... dang. Those hairstyles could EAT someone.
BlackDjeffgo: XD
amcale2005: they are the type moms make stories about spiders laying eggs and hatching in
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah...
BlackDjeffgo: Now, randomly, he's dressed like Conan
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: and... in a desert?
BlackDjeffgo: What is going on?
amcale2005: shrunk the nelson
BlackDjeffgo: Wow... well, time for part 2.
amcale2005: k
BlackDjeffgo: So far we have... umm... the 1980's variation of my buddy, Dan... some random Conan-wannabe and...
BlackDjeffgo: Hair.
BlackDjeffgo: Lots of it.
amcale2005: and a disturbing Fabio impression
BlackDjeffgo: Well, we're off to a banging start
amcale2005: haha...motorboating
BlackDjeffgo: Something like that. How do you motorboat a gumball machine?
amcale2005: well
amcale2005: replay
amcale2005: you will see
amcale2005: it was scarring
amcale2005: let me tell you
BlackDjeffgo: XD
amcale2005: did you go back?
amcale2005 direct connection is closed.
BlackDjeffgo: Nah.
BlackDjeffgo: I hurt my arm
amcale2005: aww
amcale2005: how?
BlackDjeffgo: Went and got the mail...
BlackDjeffgo: tripped on the way in
BlackDjeffgo: no longer having a right handrail
BlackDjeffgo: BAM
BlackDjeffgo: arm-first, full-weight into the other handrail
amcale2005: awwwwwwww
amcale2005: Im sorry
BlackDjeffgo: I'll be okay. Ready for the next part?
amcale2005: yep
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO!
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: pete rose
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: Hee hee
BlackDjeffgo: Kevin the Camero-Driving Hero of Outlaw of Gor
amcale2005: playboy airfreshener?
amcale2005: disturbing
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah...
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: mouth breather
BlackDjeffgo: Kabbot, kabbot, kabbot, kabbot, kabbot...
BlackDjeffgo: Gor! The planet Al Gore came from.
amcale2005: I dont know why it reminds me of it...but...HEY ABBOT!!
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: Kill Him! Kill Him! Kill Him! Kill Him!
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: hahaha
amcale2005: it reminded him too
BlackDjeffgo: Everytime he says "Kabbot", take a shot
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: You'd be smashed by now
BlackDjeffgo: SAND NAZIS!
amcale2005: we played the shaun of the dead drinking game on halloween
BlackDjeffgo: Everytime he said "Shaun"?
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: umm
BlackDjeffgo: The bar was named Pullman?
BlackDjeffgo: Wow, best not to think too hard on that one
BlackDjeffgo: The swords bend...
amcale2005: every time they said phil, complained about shawn, made a plan, or showed or talked about the Winchester
amcale2005: creepy
BlackDjeffgo: This is so... random
amcale2005: random
amcale2005: IOWA
BlackDjeffgo: IOWA!
BlackDjeffgo: Almost as useless as Montanna, Washington and Oregon!
BlackDjeffgo: No, I'm kidding.
amcale2005: KABBOT
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: hey
amcale2005: HEY
BlackDjeffgo: Random Buttlady
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: those are the 3 states Ive lived in
BlackDjeffgo: I know, I'm just kidding.
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: hmmm
amcale2005: *Unconvinced*
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: KABBOT
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: omg
BlackDjeffgo: So... Kabbot's coming then?
amcale2005: so drunk by now
amcale2005: the apothicary
BlackDjeffgo: Evil Cooking
amcale2005: MEDDLE MEDDLE MEDDLE
amcale2005: eeeek
amcale2005: fire
BlackDjeffgo: So... what's the hero's name again/
BlackDjeffgo: *?
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: KABBOT
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: true
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: WHORE
BlackDjeffgo: She has no pants
BlackDjeffgo: and she's trying to straddle him
BlackDjeffgo: Ewwww
BlackDjeffgo: Cooties!
amcale2005: she should dismount whatever car shes dancing on
BlackDjeffgo: It's a motorized SOMETHING, that's for sure
amcale2005: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh no he di'nt!
BlackDjeffgo: Um~ are you going on in part 3? Let it load, you're going ahead!
amcale2005: its loading
BlackDjeffgo: Oh, okay.
amcale2005: I was talking about you
BlackDjeffgo: Anyways, yeah... she needs to buy some pants. Or a skirt, at least.
BlackDjeffgo: Ahh, okay.
BlackDjeffgo: XD
amcale2005: and the motorized comment
amcale2005: harsh
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah...
BlackDjeffgo: But she's walking like she dismounted a horse
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: alright
amcale2005: we got it
amcale2005: shes a whore
amcale2005: moving on
amcale2005:
BlackDjeffgo: Well, at the very least, if KABBOT! needs to get somewhere quickly, he has something to ride.
amcale2005: distain I hear?
BlackDjeffgo: Dismay, more over
amcale2005: hmm
BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
amcale2005: sure
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
amcale2005: gold digger
BlackDjeffgo: Why do women on this planet lack pants?
BlackDjeffgo: It's like Space Mutiny all over again
amcale2005: hello...translation:swallow a knife and die
BlackDjeffgo: I know, right?
amcale2005: ewwww
BlackDjeffgo: I'd seriously hesitate to let ANYONE get that close to my neck with a knife
amcale2005: hehehe
amcale2005: whip it, whip it good
BlackDjeffgo: Alien planets have a severe lack in BBWs. It's most disheartening
amcale2005: its the 80s dear
amcale2005: hello delilah
BlackDjeffgo: Delilah?
amcale2005: yes
amcale2005: like samson and delilah
BlackDjeffgo: Ahh. Right.
amcale2005: /making a music reference
BlackDjeffgo: *No idea what song you mean*
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: Break time. Watch those doors close.
amcale2005: its called hey there delilah/plain white tees
amcale2005: youre right
amcale2005: o god
BlackDjeffgo: Ho, wow...
amcale2005: rediculous
BlackDjeffgo: Hamlet has a sailor in it?
BlackDjeffgo: XD
BlackDjeffgo: He doesn't even remember it?
amcale2005: how much did mom drink during that pregnancy
BlackDjeffgo: You must wonder
amcale2005: rawr
BlackDjeffgo: Rawr. Kinda.
BlackDjeffgo: More like "Ra"
BlackDjeffgo: or "Wr"
amcale2005: Captain Obvious
BlackDjeffgo: He looks like a happy pig!
BlackDjeffgo: Huzzah!
BlackDjeffgo: Her hair could swallow my cat.
BlackDjeffgo: Like Westside Story... only... worse. Somehow.
amcale2005: or like it was hacked back up by a cat
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah XD
amcale2005: I love westside story
BlackDjeffgo: They serve wine in kegs?
BlackDjeffgo: What in the nine burning hells?
BlackDjeffgo: COME POUR THE MIDGETS!
amcale2005: hmmm
BlackDjeffgo: Yaaaaay!
BlackDjeffgo: I love the total lack of enthusiasm on the cast's part
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: dirty
BlackDjeffgo: Homestone?
BlackDjeffgo: Totally not a lewd metaphor.
amcale2005: wwwwwwhoa
BlackDjeffgo: ...
BlackDjeffgo: Well, this is right up there with having to see Keanu Reeve's ass...
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: OH GAWD, MY EYES!!!
amcale2005: you were not impressed?
BlackDjeffgo: I meant having to see half-naked guys for no plot-important reason
amcale2005: hehehe
amcale2005: are you talking about him or her
BlackDjeffgo: Guys as in males.
BlackDjeffgo: She's... well, she's okay. I've seen better.
amcale2005: where...those were women
BlackDjeffgo: Have you not noticed the two 95%-nekkid dudes in the past two scenes?
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: yeah
amcale2005: there is a lot of skin all around
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... ready for part 4?
amcale2005: sure
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: no doubt
BlackDjeffgo: She's trying to sleep her way to the bottom...
amcale2005: are you trying to seduce me, mrs robinson
amcale2005: eww
amcale2005: the things you do
BlackDjeffgo: Mrs. Robinson was WAY hotter
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: its the cougar factor, isnt it
amcale2005: windex
BlackDjeffgo: Part of it, yes, but I just liked her more
amcale2005: haha
amcale2005: bliking belly button
BlackDjeffgo: TGI-DIE, DAY!
amcale2005: lauren bacall is pretty fly
BlackDjeffgo: Eww. Cooties.
amcale2005: shes married to whats his name
BlackDjeffgo: No idea. It's hard to follow this.
amcale2005: thats disturbing
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah.
amcale2005: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
amcale2005: awww
BlackDjeffgo: Very eww.
BlackDjeffgo: KNIFE'D
BlackDjeffgo: The King is dead, OMG
BlackDjeffgo: Well, so much for good friends
amcale2005: the one who played mrs robinson is married to the the guy who directed robinhood:men in tights and princess bride
amcale2005: Macbeth all over again
BlackDjeffgo: Robin Hood: Men in Tights and Princess Bride were directed by two different people.
amcale2005: oh wait
amcale2005: I can see him
amcale2005: the one who did men in tights
BlackDjeffgo: Mel Brooks
amcale2005: right
amcale2005: I knew it started with an M
amcale2005: haha
amcale2005: bitch
BlackDjeffgo: Wow. This is... strange
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
BlackDjeffgo: OMG! BLOOD!
amcale2005: sell out
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah.
BlackDjeffgo: She needs pants. Big time.
BlackDjeffgo: Whoa! Was that guard copping a feel?
amcale2005: getting one too many views of the vajayjay
amcale2005: you die
BlackDjeffgo: lol. Hardcore fail.
amcale2005: hes little bus material
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah...
amcale2005: climb on my back
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: we shall run
BlackDjeffgo: This movie is rapidly making less and less sense... but I've definitely seen worse.
amcale2005: well
amcale2005: I can see the plot
amcale2005: the time traveling part is stupid though
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah...
amcale2005: it makes no sense with the rest of the story
amcale2005: other than retardo being there
BlackDjeffgo: I bet the book made a lot more sense... I hope.
amcale2005: but you could have retarded traitors back then just as well as now
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... anyways, ready?
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: yep
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
BlackDjeffgo: Beloincloth'd
amcale2005: woah
amcale2005: kabbot is packing
BlackDjeffgo: lol.
BlackDjeffgo: An ancient roman Shredder!
amcale2005: nice legs
BlackDjeffgo: He's obviously gay. No self-respecting man waxes his legs.
amcale2005: swimmers?
BlackDjeffgo: That's different.
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: Because the hair slows you down under the water.
amcale2005: right
amcale2005: thats what I meant
BlackDjeffgo: The manhunter is still ghey
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: alright
amcale2005: omg
BlackDjeffgo: oh! here it comes!
amcale2005: vest
BlackDjeffgo: The song!
amcale2005: wow
amcale2005: no words
BlackDjeffgo: Tubular Boobular
BlackDjeffgo: What a good song.
BlackDjeffgo: I have the MP3 of that. XD
amcale2005: the judds
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: o no
BlackDjeffgo: This scene was definitely written by a man.
amcale2005: this is definitely made by a man
BlackDjeffgo: We should watch Fire Maidens together XD
amcale2005: great
BlackDjeffgo: What was the point the cartwheel?
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiit's breastaca-boobical-chestica-mammical-pendular-globular fuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
amcale2005: youre asking the reason for this?
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: It's unorthadox, but not problematic
amcale2005: aww, a man and his midget
BlackDjeffgo: Flintstones reference #2
amcale2005: barney
amcale2005: hehe
BlackDjeffgo: Random oasis
amcale2005: wow
amcale2005: crotch shot
BlackDjeffgo: Look THERE, idiot.
BlackDjeffgo: WOw.
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: its clearly following us
BlackDjeffgo: Darn that mountain and it's stalking ways!
BlackDjeffgo: That's NOT, how you use a whip
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: hmm
amcale2005: so tell me Jeff, how DO you use a whip?>
BlackDjeffgo: Well, you sure don't wrap it around their ANKLE, that's for sure
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: yeah
amcale2005: inuendo lost
BlackDjeffgo: More like "Nicely avoided"
amcale2005: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
BlackDjeffgo: For part 6, I mean?
amcale2005: yep
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
amcale2005: token black guy
BlackDjeffgo: TOILET LIDS OF SLAVERY!
amcale2005: eww
BlackDjeffgo: AUGH! NO!
BlackDjeffgo: Not midget ass...
amcale2005: sand ass
BlackDjeffgo: XD
BlackDjeffgo: Really grainy gas, I guess
amcale2005: eeeeck
amcale2005: they really like the ass angles
BlackDjeffgo: That they do
BlackDjeffgo: KABBOT!
amcale2005: jerk
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah.
amcale2005: hehehe
amcale2005: a bosom buddies reference
BlackDjeffgo: HEY!
BlackDjeffgo: Not cool
BlackDjeffgo: NINJA MODE
BlackDjeffgo: Sideboob, lol
amcale2005: hmmm
amcale2005: nice
amcale2005: hehehe
BlackDjeffgo: Random nonsensical violence!
amcale2005: you mean suicides while watching this film?
BlackDjeffgo: That's a distinct possibility, Crow
amcale2005: hehehehe
amcale2005: boy scouts
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah
amcale2005: random
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: yep
amcale2005: you there?
BlackDjeffgo: Yep
BlackDjeffgo: I clicked the wrong link initially, but now I'm on part 7, letting it load
BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
amcale2005: yep
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
amcale2005: woah
BlackDjeffgo: Whoa...
BlackDjeffgo: This is a bit... umm... wow
amcale2005: hehe
BlackDjeffgo: Crow: NEKKID!
amcale2005: ouch
BlackDjeffgo: RANDOM SENSELESS VIOLENCE
amcale2005: are you getting angry watching this
BlackDjeffgo: XD
BlackDjeffgo: No.
BlackDjeffgo: I'm laughing, mostly
amcale2005: ok
BlackDjeffgo: Hey! That looks like a -- not another word
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: 3000 miles dumbass
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah
BlackDjeffgo: Tour of her highness? Me thinks not.
amcale2005: dirty
BlackDjeffgo: lol
amcale2005: hahaha
amcale2005: mcnuggets
BlackDjeffgo: Giant chicken McNuggets
BlackDjeffgo: Doo-hoo-hooo!
amcale2005: impending doom
BlackDjeffgo: The rocks are so incredible, they BOUNCE
amcale2005: kill her
BlackDjeffgo: Kill her dead'
amcale2005 signed on at 5:11:13 PM.
BlackDjeffgo: Net hiccup
amcale2005: aww
BlackDjeffgo: Cruella DeVille~
amcale2005: if she doesnt scare you, no evil thing will
BlackDjeffgo: EVERYONE yells KABBOT! randomly
BlackDjeffgo: Break time again
amcale2005: how many sections are there?
BlackDjeffgo: Break sections? This should be the last one.
amcale2005: no
amcale2005: I mean of the movie
BlackDjeffgo: 10 in total. Should be 3 after this
amcale2005: alright
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: dorks
BlackDjeffgo: XD
BlackDjeffgo: Like me, Dan and Cog-Sean
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: I dont think you are quite that hoakey
BlackDjeffgo: XD
BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
amcale2005: yeah
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
BlackDjeffgo: XD
BlackDjeffgo: Those guys are great
amcale2005: no comment
BlackDjeffgo: This is totally not just a scene to let the women see him in chains
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: why is that
BlackDjeffgo: Sarcasm, mostly.
amcale2005: in your haines
amcale2005: leather haines
BlackDjeffgo: Pwn't
amcale2005: hahaha
amcale2005: dr quinn
BlackDjeffgo: Random reference to Doctor Quinn
amcale2005: that hat is rediculous
BlackDjeffgo: That, it is
BlackDjeffgo: Yes. Brilliant. Beat him up more to get the adreneline flowing.
BlackDjeffgo: Totally no --
BlackDjeffgo: wow
BlackDjeffgo: WAY off script!
amcale2005: look in camera 3 buddy
BlackDjeffgo: This scene is making me dizzy
amcale2005: she wants so be wonderwoman
amcale2005: eeeww
BlackDjeffgo: Very eww
amcale2005: no sloppy seconds
BlackDjeffgo: Ick.
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: snuggle
BlackDjeffgo: Eww.
amcale2005: ouwww
BlackDjeffgo: THAT is how a whip is used, if you must ask
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: got it
BlackDjeffgo: No one on this planet apparently has discovered the advanced technologies known as brassiers
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: On to part 9. Yes, it's almost over.
amcale2005: why you so concerned they are supported, jeff?
BlackDjeffgo: It's kind of distracting from what little pre-established plot has been given
amcale2005: awww
BlackDjeffgo: I mean, the only character who stands out is the midget
BlackDjeffgo: some old guys died, some d00d is... umm... some d00d from Earth and the other d00d is... in prison?
BlackDjeffgo: I really have no idea. This is hard to follow and good nicknames for these guys just aren't coming
amcale2005: hehe
amcale2005: yeah
amcale2005: why are we watching this?
amcale2005:
BlackDjeffgo: Because bad movies are MADE for commentary such as this
BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
amcale2005: sure
BlackDjeffgo: one sec
BlackDjeffgo: Okay! Ready!
amcale2005: yep
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
amcale2005: barabus
amcale2005: poison isnt it
amcale2005: ohhh
BlackDjeffgo: Blunt, aren't they?
amcale2005: that was unexpected
amcale2005: ceasar-esqew
BlackDjeffgo: Esque.
amcale2005: right
amcale2005: I was fixing that
amcale2005: wow
BlackDjeffgo: A giant fork?
amcale2005: eeewww
amcale2005: leap frog
BlackDjeffgo: Black guy dies first
BlackDjeffgo: Didn't he just have a sword like 3 seconds ago?
BlackDjeffgo: RUBBER SWORD, LOL
BlackDjeffgo: Stomach shot!
amcale2005: wow
BlackDjeffgo: ...
BlackDjeffgo: Wait, a stomach blow killed her?
BlackDjeffgo: She's like the most frail girl EVER!
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: Random transition
amcale2005: wow
BlackDjeffgo: More random psuedo-nudity
BlackDjeffgo: EWWWWWWWWW!
amcale2005: back to the bed scene
BlackDjeffgo: COOTIES!
BlackDjeffgo: It's good to be da king
BlackDjeffgo: He DOES look like a large-mouth bass
amcale2005: lol
BlackDjeffgo: olol
amcale2005: hehe
BlackDjeffgo: Wait, what happened to Kabbot's car, me wonders?
amcale2005: asploded?
BlackDjeffgo: Maybe...
amcale2005: random
BlackDjeffgo: Very.
BlackDjeffgo: Amazing...
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: amazingly bad
BlackDjeffgo: Actually, it's not as bad as Pod People or Manos: The Hands of Fate
amcale2005: lol
amcale2005: Im scared
BlackDjeffgo: Deathspank?
BlackDjeffgo: Wow...
amcale2005: o god
BlackDjeffgo: XD
amcale2005: crotchless killers
BlackDjeffgo: The Hawaii Edible Underwear Murders
BlackDjeffgo: Wow...
BlackDjeffgo: Last part
BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
amcale2005: I cant find it?
BlackDjeffgo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPER5r43ChM&feature=related
amcale2005: o god
BlackDjeffgo: Ready?
amcale2005: groin recap
amcale2005: yes
BlackDjeffgo: 3
BlackDjeffgo: 2
BlackDjeffgo: 1
BlackDjeffgo: GO
BlackDjeffgo: Oh God.
amcale2005: disturbing
BlackDjeffgo: Very
BlackDjeffgo: THE MONKEY!
BlackDjeffgo: The... sur-- they're changing so much
BlackDjeffgo: Wow...
amcale2005: wow
BlackDjeffgo: Okay, movie over.
amcale2005: tango
amcale2005: hehe
BlackDjeffgo: Yeesh
amcale2005: that was terrible
BlackDjeffgo: Indeed...
BlackDjeffgo: Again, it could've been worse...
amcale2005: Im sure
BlackDjeffgo: Anyways, any final thoughts?
amcale2005: we didnt need the recap on crtch shots
amcale2005: like it wasnt burned in already
BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. I would've been happier without...
BlackDjeffgo: Regardless, it wasn't the worst movie ever... but it wasn't "So bad, it's great" either
amcale2005: commentary was funny though
BlackDjeffgo: And now, I must be off for dinner...
BlackDjeffgo: Thank you, Momo, for suffering through this with me.
amcale2005: youre welcome
BlackDjeffgo: Good night, everyone at FAN!
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