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Jeff	Sep 12 2008, 06:24 PM
Lord of Pie & BBWs Posts: 1,390 Group: Four Against Nature Member #3 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote You are but the strongest KNIGHT! You should be able to ROCK ME!	BlackDjeffgo: EASTSIDE, WESTSIDE, ISSAI WASSAI! BlackDjeffgo: Sup, foo'? Dietakublitz: WE'RE THE DAN SIDE, MUTHA!!! BlackDjeffgo: AWZUMU Dietakublitz: REPRESNET! Dietakublitz: INDEED, BOI BlackDjeffgo: How I be represnetin' my Dan-ness? Dietakublitz: Pimp out your coat, foo', and hit on evythang with two X chromazonez, boi BlackDjeffgo: I t'ink I can do 'dat Dietakublitz: Oh,l gawd, we're both so white BlackDjeffgo: To'ally, dawg BlackDjeffgo: Yo, yo, I'm-a bust a wicked Don-Dukey in the back of your bee-hine mildly annoying acquaintance! BlackDjeffgo: Alternatively: BlackDjeffgo: Jeff: Dan! You're so white, you're transparent! Dan: I know! Dietakublitz: Indded, mah boi Dietakublitz: Totally BlackDjeffgo: Mah booooooooi BlackDjeffgo: This peace is what ALL true warriors strive FOR Dietakublitz: WELL, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS BlackDjeffgo: Beautiful BlackDjeffgo: That whole thing's going on FAN Dietakublitz: We're so '90s! BlackDjeffgo: COWABUNGA! Dietakublitz: HASTA LA VISTA BlackDjeffgo: Totally tubular, dewds Dietakublitz: Stop! Hammah time! BlackDjeffgo: Can't touch 'dis. Dietakublitz: Du Doo Doo Du, Doo Doo... BlackDjeffgo: Ice, ice baby... Dietakublitz: Stop! Collaborate and Listen! BlackDjeffgo: Um~ that's all I know of the song. Except the Ninja Rap. Dietakublitz: Ninja Ninja RAP! BlackDjeffgo: Oh, and let's not forget - in the 90's ANYTHING could be made into an animated series. Dietakublitz: Yeah! BlackDjeffgo: And every now and then one might actually be GOOD. Dietakublitz: Super Rapper Tarantulas: The Animated Series! Dietakublitz: They rap stuff and eat pizza! To fight crime! BlackDjeffgo: No, no. They wouldn't eat pizza. That's been done. BlackDjeffgo: They'd eat tacos. Dietakublitz: Ah, okay Dietakublitz: And drive around in flashy 1978 Cadillacs BlackDjeffgo: Yeah. Pink ones, for whatever reason, that just seemed to be the thing to do. BlackDjeffgo: Oh, and ANYTHING with cats in it was marketable. Dietakublitz: Cats! Starring Fluffy, GInger and a guest appearrance by Satan! BlackDjeffgo: Aww. I especially love the Christmas episode where Satan dresses up as Satan Clause, and then informed everyone the "Clause" was spelled "Claws" to keep with the cat motif. BlackDjeffgo: And, for some inexplicable reason, a lot of shows had random singing in the middle of them every episode. BlackDjeffgo: I mean, Alvin and the Chipmunks could get away with that, but... Sonic Underground? Dietakublitz: Dude, Sonic totally gotta rap about his bling, foo Dietakublitz: Okay, enough of Black Dan Dietakublitz: Srsly Dietakublitz: But, yeah, that was effed up BlackDjeffgo: Seriously. BlackDjeffgo: Now, Donkey Kong Country got away with it because A) They actually had GOOD singers and B) the songs had varied topics - not just love, peace and friendship Dietakublitz: What? No love and friendship songs? Boy, Gai Shishioh will have your face! BlackDjeffgo: Well they were THERE BlackDjeffgo: But unlike Sonic Underground, they weren't drilled through our skulls every 10 minutes BlackDjeffgo: Oh, and another good bit of advice - don't try to show Den-O music videos to those who have not seen Den-O BlackDjeffgo: My friend Shellie was really perplexed as to why they were singing about dreams and climaxes and started asking me if it was a really whacked-out porno. Dietakublitz: Well, he DOES ride around in a time travelling bullet train....Which kinda looks like a dildo... BlackDjeffgo: I think it was the rampant use of the word "Climax" that surprised her Dietakublitz: I blame Momotaro and his rampant horniness BlackDjeffgo: Heh heh. Dietakublitz: He did have a lot of horns BlackDjeffgo: Horniness... BlackDjeffgo: Heh heh BlackDjeffgo: I should take an issue of GL to discuss the lewd innuendo behind Momotaros Dietakublitz: Meh, I'd be more concerned with Urataros Dietakublitz: At least Momotaros likes a good scrap BlackDjeffgo: He's a turtle-themed Imagin, but he had a thing for HUMAN females... BlackDjeffgo: Including Airi... Ryoutarou's SISTER BlackDjeffgo: Creeeeeeeeepyyyyyyy~ Dietakublitz: Yeah Dietakublitz: Odd BlackDjeffgo: and Ryuutaros' bizarre fascination with her didn't help BlackDjeffgo: I mean, maybe it was maternal, but, damn... BlackDjeffgo: Come to think of it, the sanest Imagin of the lot was Kintaros... BlackDjeffgo: Let's face it. Momotaros is horny as hell and always talking about his climax BlackDjeffgo: Urataros had a thing for a totally different species BlackDjeffgo: Deneb was happy as hell and always giving out free candy BlackDjeffgo: and Ryuutarous had some sort of awkward Eodipus complex Dietakublitz: Yeah Dietakublitz: And it didn't help that the owner kept losing passes so even more and more of the bastards could jump into his head at any moment BlackDjeffgo: Yeah... BlackDjeffgo: He had a slight excuse about the Master Pass BlackDjeffgo: Gaoh was holding a damn ice pick at Naomi's stomach BlackDjeffgo: and Naomi is like the sweetest, cutest thing EVER, so I would give Gaoh ****ing anything at that point too Dietakublitz: Yeah, I mean with her ass, and her coffee skills, I'd give him anything, too
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