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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:10 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 736 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<Bryan> What the hell?! <Bryan> Guys really.. <Gabby> Roooooty, make Fremziska whip Root. <Bryan> Seriously, guys, let's get a level on this.. <Sean> THE AUTHOR'S PLANE, A.K.A OUR DORM ROOM IS GETTING TOO CROWDED! <Bryan> Yeah, seriously, how did you guys even get in! <Jeff> Door was unlocked. <Bryan> DAMNIT SEAN STOP LEAVING IT UNLOCKED <Sean> Oops. <Sean> I WAS TOO PREOCCUPIED ABOUT EATING SOME PIZZA <Nospmis> What the hell is going on? <Bryan> ... <Sean> Not like you haven't forgotten to do stuff. <Gabby> Rooooooty! <Gabby> Rooooooooooooooty <Bryan> Sometimes I hate my life... <Sean> I STILL REMEMBER WHEN HALF MY PLANET ON OGAME WAS DESTROYED BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO SEND THE FLEET FOR AN ACS DEFENSE BECAUSE YOU WERE PLAYING WOW ALL DAY! Pant Pant <PhoenixRoot> ....I...I...I feel so messed up. <MilesSeanworth> Our destinies are determined by a bunch of retards. <Bryan> You're as much an Ogame fanantic as I am a WoW fanatic. <Fremziska> You can say that again.. <Sean> Yeah, well...your FACE is an Ogame fanatic! <Bryan> Actually, it's not, be quiet or I'll make something bad happen to Seanworth. <Gabby> ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY! Bites Bryan <Bryan> AAAAAAAAAAAAGGH! REMMY STOP IT! LET GO! YOU'RE DRAWING BLOOD! <Sean> Oh dude....ow... <Gabby> Let's go ... <Bryan> What?! What Remmy?! Please, stop hurting me. <Jeff> (Man she can be crazy...) <Jeffdot> Hey, extra-planar me, get me some Mountain Dew! <Jeff> Get your own. <Sean> REJECTED! <Jeffdot> Shut up, extra-planar Seanworth. <Sean> I'm going to get something to drink. Also. Lightning strikes Jeffdot <Jeffdot> AAAAGHH! <Gabby> Make Fremziska whip Root! <Sean> Don't piss me off unless you want to have 10 gallons of DIET SODA sent down your throat. <Bryan> All in due time, Remmy. <Jeffdot> whimper <Sean> I'm eating my pizza before it gets cold. <Bryan> Okay, okay seriously guys...we need to get back to the story. <Jeff> Okay, fine... <Sean> But we need cheap lulz. so.....Snaps fingers Seanworth becomes a girl There. Because changing someone's gender is always good for a laugh or seventeen! PIZZA TIEMZ! Walks off <Seanworth> NOOOOOOOOOOO! <Bryan> Grow up, Sean. Changes Seanworth back <Sean> I REFUSE TO GROW UP! <Sean> I WILL REMAIN THIS WAY FOREVAH! <Bryan> Yeah, well you're a big posh sod with plums in your mouth! <Sean> Throws Boggle cubes at Bryan Shut up and let me eat. CHOMP <Bryan> Arrgh... <PhoenixRoot> Oookay...then.. <Fremziska> Did you hear that?! Gabby wants me to whip you! <PhoenixRoot> That doesn't mean you're going to. <Nospmis> Yes...anyway...where were we? The fourth wall... <PhoenixRoot> ...and...this...this girl...Ybbag, looks awfully like...FREMZISKA! <Nospmis> !! <PhoenixRoot> What are you playing here, Nospmis? <Nospmis> N-nothing...fourth wall...we must fix it! <MilesSeanworth> You mean the one that DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE!? THE AUTHOR'S APPEARANCE BASICALLY DESTROYED THE FOURTH WALL TO THE POINT WHERE IT CANNOT BE FIXED <Nospmis> ....yeah, crap***. <Jeffdot> Sipping Mountain Dew, obviously not caring to whatever is going on* <Sean> Well, that one is Bryan's fault. So..good luck with your fourth wall-less world! <Bryan> Shut up Sean, it's called a plot device. Deal with it. <PhoenixRoot> Then what are you doing with characterss in a comic strip that look like Fremziska and I and are named after the author and one of his friends, who happens to be a female. <Gabby> (Damn, he actually recognized that we're not together!) <Nospmis> Uhh.....coincidence? <PhoenixRoot> I think not. Fremziska? <Fremziska> With pleasure...Whips Nospmis <Nospmis> PAIN! Jumps 6 feet up in the air <MilesSeanworth> Two Coincidences seems more like a pattern to me. <Bryan> Hmph, because it's obvious that Ozy and Millie is not stalking Gabby and I...no way. <PhoenixRoot> Exactly. Now cough up. <Nospmis> Well...it was all the author's idea! <Bryan> WHAT?! YOU CAN'T PIN THIS ON ME ! If it weren't for Sean coming in, none of this would have happened. <Nospmis> ... <Bryan> Tell the truth. <Nospmis> Sigh Fine... <Nospmis> We've been, keeping an eye...on Fremziska and you and making into quite a productive comic. <Nospmis> We named it after the author and his friend...it's an obvious reference to something else, but I cannot tell you what that is. <PhoenixRoot> So you mean to say...you've been stalking us? And now you don't have the guts to tell us exactly what you based this all off of?! <Nospmis> Basically. <PhoenixRoot> ...tell us or Fremziska will whip you. <Fremziska> Yay! Whip! <Nospmis> You drive an interesting bargain... <PhoenixRoot> One you cannot refuse... <Nospmis> Very well...in the extra-planar world, it is known as...Ozy and Millie.. <PhoenixRoot> ... <Fremziska> ... <Jeffdot> ... <MilesSeanworth> ... <MilesSeanworth> Well, since we're unfamiliar with the extra-planar world, we have no idea what that means! <Sean> Of course, you can never make it simple, can you? Bollocks...Bryan, you explain it. <Bryan> Why me <Sean> The reason involves you. <PhoenixRoot> Suck it up, bigger me. <Sean> And I want to beat Final Fantasy X <Jeff> You'd think you'd have beaten it considering you've had it for like five years. <Bryan> ...the reflection of me is telling ME to suck it up...this is so twisted <Gabby> I like tacos <Fremziska> I like tacos too <Gabby> Yay! <Bryan> (Good God...) <Bryan> So much for my plot devices....yeah, I'll explain it then. <Jeff> I mean, Hell! It only took like two months for you to beat "I Wanna Be the Guy!" <Sean> Seymour Flux is a cheating ******...now shut up it's story time. <Bryan> There is a real-world comic in this 'dimension' I guess you'd call it, called Ozy and Millie. It is basically a perfect representation of me, and Gabby here <Gabby> I like tacos! <Bryan> ...yeah <Sean> Frighteningly so, in fact, <Jeff> I like pie. <Sean> Stop speaking the words you speak. <Bryan> Indeed, quite frightening....I was listing which strips reminded me the most of Gabby and I...I stopped listing at seventy-five or so. <Bryan> And that wasn't near the end of the archives, I am afraid to say. <PhoenixRoot> . . . <Sean> And the numbers added on as the comics went on. <Bryan> At this point in time, some of the things that have happened in the comic have COME TRUE too. <Bryan> It never ends, either. <Sean> Jesus, we discovered that comic what? Three years ago? <Bryan> Yeah.. <Sean> I've actually been keeping tabs. The count as of yesterdays comic was around.....545? <Jeff> I thought it was 642. <Bryan> No, it was 924. <Sean> Holy crap.... <Bryan> Yeah. The further on it goes, the more things start happening to me and Gabby. <Bryan> It's a good thing the author doesn't give into fandoms desires sometimes. <Bryan> It's a REALLY good thing. <Sean> ....Seriously. <Jeff> but I thought-- <Bryan> SHUT UP! <Jeffdot> Hey bigger me! You just got told! Oh! Burned! <Jeffdot> A giant bolt of lightning strikes Jeffdot, lighting him up like a christmas tree* <Sean> Say, Jeff, how is your next book going, by the way? <Bryan> Ever say that again, and I will write in a "Pit of Despair" just for you, Jeffdot. <Jeff> It's going good actually - it's sort of a documentary about how strange, bizarre outside factors afflict the human mind! <Jeffdot> Eww, the bigger me is a nerd and writes books? I want to kill myself right now. <Sean> Those books make him very wealthy, for the record. <Bryan> Shut your mouth, or I'm going to keep you alive as long as possible <Jeffdot> I'll behave ;-; <Sean> Bryan and I are still in College, but we're both doing well for ourselves thus far. <PhoenixRoot> Hey...wait a second...if you guys are in a college dorm-room...why is a girl with you? <Bryan> Plot device <PhoenixRoot> DAMN IT <Bryan> I have always wanted to do that. <Sean> Yeah, that SHOULD be against the rules.....Gabby, did you chew off the arms of the school board again? <Bryan> But yes, I've been doing quite well for myself...we help each other out a lot. <Gabby> ...shifty eyes I did some "persauding"; yes.... <Gabby> Actually, I just swiped Rooty's I.D. and came in that way <Bryan> Checking wallet STOP DOING THAT <Sean> ....Jeff? <Jeff> No. <Sean> ..checks Wallet Money...money....Preorder for the next Super Smash Bros game...Change...Ah! I.D! You didn't take it! <Jeff> I told you. I just killed the guard. <Sean> WHAT?! <Bryan> He's just messing with you; remember, he came in as a guest? <Jeff> You take all the fun out of screwing with his head, do you know that? <Bryan> Yes, but you'll have plenty of other opportunities; trust me <Sean> You think you'd have grown up in this time, guys, and stopped making a punching bag of me. Hah, Foolish thoughts, right? <PhoenixRoot> Waiting patiently for the story to resume (At least no cherries are falling up into us, and we're not being paired by a stupid comic) <Bryan> Well we are grown up, we just haven't changed the tradition of using you as a punching bag. <Sean> Shouldn't you continue the story? <Bryan> It's more fun that way. <Gabby> Rooty is my punching bag! <Bryan> More like clawing post.. <Bryan> Yes, I suppose we should - but someone decided they needed to challenge the extra plane of existance - no, they weren't content with NOT spoiling my plot devices. <PhoenixRoot> But you got to say that Gabby being in the same room with you was a plot device. <Bryan> Yeah, so? You spoiled my other ones - I get at LEAST one freebie.. <PhoenixRoot> Bah, whatever, just write out my life! And don't you dare pair us!. <Bryan> Come on, I'm a better person than that! <Sean> Wait, aren't THEY the extra plane of existance, since we came first? <MilesSeanworth> How did you even MAKE another plane of existance? <Sean> Makes a rainbow shape IMAGINAAAAAAAATION! <MilesSeanworth> Die, please. <Bryan> No, since they are the plane of existance in this whole story, then we are the extra-plane. Just be quiet and accept it. <Sean> Your mom is an extra-plane. <Jeff> Yeah, I agree, that was pretty bland Sean... <Bryan> Hits Sean with keyboard NO. NO. NEVER AGAIN <MilesSeanworth> Given your insults, it's no wonder you're a punching bag. <Sean> OW! ^#(! OW! <PhoenixRoot> Guys...story to write here? <Fremziska> Yeah...he's right for once...your comebacks warrant the position of punching bag. <Sean> EVEN THE MADE-UP CHARACTERS ARE USING ME AS A PUNCHING BAG TOO?! <Bryan> Sometimes you just need to know when to quit... <PhoenixRoot> JUST START WRITING! I WANT MY LIFE TO CONTINUE <Sean> T_T <MilesSeanworth> You realize by saying that, somehow your life is going to get a whole lot worse? <PhoenixRoot> It's better than standing around and watching the people who control our lives bicker about how they wound up in the same room together <Bryan> We're past that, anyway - Jeff came in with us, Gabby stole my I.D. <Bryan> Which, I will be taking back Holds out hand to Gabby* <Gabby> Bites his hand <Sean> How did YOU get in then, Bryan? <Bryan> GOOD GOD THAT HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! <Gabby> Lets go <Bryan> URRRGH! Rubbing hand gentlely <Bryan> I've BEEN in here you twit - you went to go get the pizza while I continued writing. <Sean> Which Jeff, Gabby and I ate while you were busy wasting time. <Gabby> Oh, here's your I.D. back puts on desk <Bryan> Oh, ha ha. You're funny. We'll see who has clothes in their drawer when they wake up tomorrow morning <Bryan> Picks up I.D. and stares at it, then hits his head against the desk <Gabby> Laughs as he does so <Sean> Do it and YOUR Clothes will be covered with Honey <Apparently, Gabby drew on the I.D. in permanant marker, giving Root a strange mustache and goatee.> <Sean> BWAHAHAHAHA! <Bryan> We'll see who gets help with their math before a test than, Sean... <Jeff> Let's out a laugh or two <Bryan> (My life is a wreck...and yet, somehow, I would not trade these friends for anything in the world) <Fremziska> yawns Let's continue please, I want to whip some people. <Fremziska> Although, I do like what you did Gabby...you should've given him a hat too though. It's what I would've done. <Gabby> Good idea! <Bryan> Don't you touch it again. <Gabby> Aww...roooooooooooootyy..... <Bryan> No, not this time....we really need to get back to the plot. <MilesSeanworth> THIS STORY HAS A PLOT?! <Sean> WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! <PhoenixRoot> Why does she call you Rooty? <Bryan> Long story, you're better off not knowing. <Bryan> Well no, it really doesn't. Whatever we wrote so far is considered the plot, I guess <MilesSeanworth> Well, if there is a "plot" to be continued, I guess you should continue it. <Bryan> I suppose. <Bryan> Alright well...the two of you Points to Gabby and Jeff make yourselves as comfortable as possible I guess...I mean it IS a dorm room so...let's start. Are you ready Sean? <Sean> Siiiigh I suppose. <Bryan> Suck it up. You're part of this too. <PhoenixRoot> Finally! <Bryan> and I hate to say it, but yeah...you guys are probably going to not like what we're going to do with this 'plot'. <PhoenixRoot> We'll we're the main characters, no matter what happens we get to live. <Bryan> Sometimes death is worse. <PhoenixRoot> Stop trying to invoke Murphy's Law and write <Bryan> Fine. <Sean> Anyways, this is Phoenix Root. Not FAN set in the future. So...Let's refocus the story on them. <Fremziska> What's FAN? <Bryan> I told you guys to stop asking questions - he's doing an introduction, relax. <PhoenixRoot> Just start writing, you lazy bum! <Sean> ... <Bryan> ...the personification of me just insulted me... <Bryan> I really...don't know what to say.


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