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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:09 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 736 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<All> Duck in <Cherries> Stop falling and look for the group <???> How are you gentlemen... <Fremziska> AHEM <???> ...and lady... <???> In AD 2101, war is only the beginning! <???> All your base are belong to us. <???> You have no chance to survive against cherries make your time. <???> Har har har <Jeffdot> WHAT SAY YOU?! <???> All your base are belong to us. <PhoenixRoot> Okay, okay enough...we need to think...what were we doing before we went through the perfume department? <Fremziska> I vaguely remember something about a lampshade. <MilesSeanworth> I remember. Fremziska broke the fourth wall and the sky had a baby. <MilesSeanworth> At least, that's what you were yelling <PhoenixRoot> Oh right...well, store keeper...do you have anything...that can help us? <???> I told you, you have no chance to survive make your time. <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! Against the Cherries...though <???> ... <PhoenixRoot> That has nothing to do with fixing the fourth wall! <???> ... <PhoenixRoot> ...well? <???> We have nothing for you here in AD 2101, we only sell stuff pertaining to the future and outer space.. <Jeffdot> Have any Mountain Dew in here? <???> no. <Jeffdot> BLASPHEMER! <Jeffdot> Begins climbing over the counter trying to punch the store keeper <MilesSeanworth> JEFFDOT NO! YOU'RE INVOKING MURPHY'S LAW! <PhoenixRoot> Anyway...what is your name <Jeffdot> Mmmmf! Held down and gagged by Seanworth <???> I am known as STAC. In all caps and everything <STAC> It is certainly not a rip-off of anything <PhoenixRoot> Sure it isn't...now, do you know where we can find something to fix the fourth wall? <STAC> The fourth wall? How did it break in the first place. <Fremziska> ... <PhoenixRoot> ... <MilesSeanworth> Points at Fremziska She giggled <STAC> ....what? <Jeffdot> ...it's a long story <STAC> Start explaining, I've got all the time in the world...we don't get many customers...I scare them off within a few seconds <PhoenixRoot> Why does that not surprise me? <MilesSeanworth> Well...she uh...she giggled...and there was a loud crack...and...it broke. <MilesSeanworth> And then it fell on my leg. <STAC> ... <PhoenixRoot> Well yes...that takes care of most of it. You see, she isn't the type to giggle. <STAC> Then what made her do it? What mysterious power did this?! <STAC> I MUST KNOW! <PhoenixRoot> ...I was talking to Seanworth...who was sleeping and he insulted me, so I insulted him back <STAC> ... <PhoenixRoot> ...what? <STAC> ...wow... <PhoenixRoot> And then she giggled at that, thus, the fourth wall broke. <STAC> Hmmm....that is interesting <PhoenixRoot> So...any idea what we can do? <STAC> Not really...but I suppose I can give you a general idea <MilesSeanworth> Good. I'd like for this insanity to END <STAC> I'm afraid, my friend, that the insanity is only BEGINNING <MilesSeanworth> I wish I could say I was surprised. <STAC> You see, somebody has set you up the bomb. <STAC> You are on the way to destruction. <MilesSeanworth> Shut your face. <STAC> Well now... <STAC> I know of a place you can go that may be able to help you. <MilesSeanworth> Where? <STAC> However, to get there...you will have to go on a crusade, for great justice. <STAC> You'll also have to take off every zig. <PhoenixRoot> We're going to have to...WHAT? <STAC> Take off every zig, of course. <Jeffdot> ... <Fremziska> A crusade?! THAT MEANS I CAN WHIP PEOPLE! <PhoenixRoot> Well yes, we are sort of on a crusade...to defeat...what was it? A legion of shruberries and light bulbs with feet. <STAC> Excellent, now all you need to do is take off every zig. <PhoenixRoot> and...how do we do that? <MilesSeanworth> I know! <MilesSeanworth> We get a Zig-Zag, and then we take the zig off of it! "Take off zig!" <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth, you're a genius! <PhoenixRoot> STAC, do you have any Zig-Zag? <STAC> Actually, I do, gentlemen...and lady. <STAC> That'll be eleventy billion dollars. <Jeffdot> ... <PhoenixRoot> ... <MilesSeanworth> ... <Fremziska> Cracks Tazer-whip HOW MUCH WILL IT BE? <MilesSeanworth> OBJECTION! Eleventy isn't a NUMBER <STAC> Okay, fine. Eleven billion dollars. <Fremziska> Tazer-whips STAC <STAC> AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! B-b-b-b-b--aaaaseee.... <Fremziska> How 'bout now? <STAC> ...two ninety-five.... <PhoenixRoot> Fine. Gets out three single dollar bills, hands them to STAC and takes Zig-Zag <PhoenixRoot> Okay...so...we remove...the zig? <MilesSeanworth> Takes the Zig-Zag ......Breaks the Zig off <PhoenixRoot> Okay...so we took off every zig...we're on a crusade for great justice...where do we go? <STAC> Across the hall and to the left, there is a new franchise open for business. Ask for C. D, he might be able to help you... <STAC> And watch out for those cherries, they sound dangerous. <MilesSeanworth> Right! Let's hurry before they catch up! <All> Flee into the crowded mall terrace, into a door labeled 'Mocffej Art Franchises" <Cherries> Completely lost by now* <December 22; 6:32 P.M. B&G Comic Franchise> <MilesSeanworth> hmm... <MilesSeanworth> We made it, and the Cherries can't find us! We're in a good position now! <PhoenixRoot> Please stop trying to invoke Murphy's Law; you're way too good at it. <Fremziska> He is? We ALL are... <PhoenixRoot> Touche`. <Fremziska> Does that mean I can whip you? Grinning happily <PhoenixRoot> No. <Fremziska> Aww... <???> Can I help you...? <PhoenixRoot> Yes...uh...we were just in that store across the way, Points to AD 2101 and someone named STAC told us to come here for help. <???> Oh....well, what can I do for you? <PhoenixRoot> Well...we need help fixing the fourth wall... <???> The...what? <PhoenixRoot> Fourth wall. It fell on my good friend Seanworth here when Fremziska there broke it. <???> How did she break it? <PhoenixRoot> She uh...she giggled. <???>...ah... <MilesSeanworth> Which she doesn't do. <MilesSeanworth> Ever <PhoenixRoot> Right. <???> I see... <PhoenixRoot> So...can you help us? <???> Well, I'm not sure. I've got a whole comic strip to manage. <PhoenixRoot> Hmm... <???> Oh, I haven't even introduced myself...my name is C. D. Nospmis <Nospmis> I manage the comic "Nayrb & Ybbag". It's been getting quite popular as of late. <Jeffdot> Wandering around, looking at the art <MilesSeanworth> Wait a minute...Nayrb backwards is..brick'd <PhoenixRoot> ...holy **** did you just see a brick come flying towards Seanworth?! <Author> Yeah, I threw it. He was about to say something he shouldn't have. <MilesSeanworth> Bollocks...that hurt. <Author> Another brick falls on Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> OW! <PhoenixRoot> Wait..."Nayrb" spelt backwards is...b-bricked <Author> Shut up! <PhoenixRoot> Oww... <Fremziska> ...wait..."Ybbag" spelt backwards is... <Author> (Oh crap...I can't hurt Fremziska! But she's about to spoil a plot device!) <MilesSeanworth> OH HAX <PhoenixRoot> HAH! UP YOURS AUTHOR! <Nospmis> W-what...what are you guys talking to?! <MilesSeanworth> (He does realize he just insulted hi-) Brick! I WAS ONLY THINKING IT! <Author> mmmf...Fremziska don't say it, or I'm going to pair you and Root together! <Author> I don't care if you're thinking it or not, I can SEE it <Fremziska> Brandishes whip You'll WHAT? <Author> Your whip doesn't scare me. I control everything in this, including what you DO. <MilesSeanworth> You realize you're trying to fight with the equivalent of a God? <Author> So yes, I have absolute power over you and Root's fate, so yes, I could have you too make out and get married, or whatever I want! <Fremziska> YOU WOULDN'T DARE! <Author> OH YES I WOULD <Fremziska> Cracks whip YEAH!? <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth AND YES I KNOW WHO I AM DEALING WITH THANK YOU, FOOLISH FOOL! <MilesSeanworth> HE EXISTS OUTSIDE OF THIS WORLD YOU FOOLISH FOOL! YOU CAN'T HURT HIM! <Author> YOU WON'T WIND FREMZISKA, I CONTROL YOUR ENTIRE BEING, YOU COULDN'T WHIP ME IF YOU TRIED! <MilesSeanworth> ...did I just call her...... <MilesSeanworth> Runs and hides <Fremziska> Glares at Seanworth Hmph. Well, you foolish fool of an author, I'll whip Seanworth into submission if you do! <Author> See what I care. <MilesSeanworth> OH GOD NO! <Author> That won't work against me, Fremziska. <MilesSeanworth> JUST ACCEPT THAT THE AUTHOR'S NAME IS TO BE A MYSTERY! <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth, who is hiding in the corner <Fremziska> You...you're a powerful being..... <MilesSeanworth> THE PAIN! <Fremziska> Quit your whining Seanworth <Fremziska> But why can't I say something so blantly obvious <Author> Well...because I said so! <Fremziska> ... <Author> Well, really, I want people to notice how bad of a reference I can make... <Author> I want them to figure it out for themselves! Sounds of a door opening <Author> ? <Co-Author> Yo! Bryan! I'm back with the Pizza! <Author> Damnit Sean! <MilesSeanworth> ... <Fremziska> ... <Sean> .....Uhhh...oops? <Bryan> Okay, okay FINE...you can say it..... <Bryan> but be careful...remember, I control ALL of you <Bryan> Remember this, Fremziska. <Nospmis> O-okay...I'm a little afraid now.. <Fremziska> So..."Ybbag" is "Gabby"...spelt backwards... <MilesSeanworth> And "Nayrb" is "Bryan" Spelt backwards. <MilesSeanworth> Wait..... <PhoenixRoot> and Mocffej is "Jeffcom" spelt backwards... <PhoenixRoot> ... <Jeffdot> Looking at art Hey, Rote...this guy looks a lot like you.. <PhoenixRoot> Looks at the art ...wow...you're...right. <MilesSeanworth> OBJECTION! Sean, if you are the Author who controls ME, how were you doing so while you were AWAY! <Sean> Because you touch yourself at night. <MilesSeanworth> .....That isn't a legitimate answer. <Sean> I didn't hear you object to the "touching yourself" part. <MilesSeanworth> You're a jerk. <Sean> I never claimed to be nice. <MilesSeanworth> Touche. Now stop talking to yourself. <Sean> I'm talking to YOU, not myself. <MilesSeanworth> What am I but you playing the role of a video game character? <Sean> Touche. Also, you broke the fourth wall worse. Good going. <MilesSeanworth> Actually, it was Fremziska who broke the fourth wall. <Gabby> And what a good job my character did of it! <Fremziska> ? <PhoenixRoot> Oh cripes.... <Bryan> Oh buggers... <Sean> Yes, but Seanworth made it WORSE. Oh god... <Jeff> HI GUYS! <Sean> WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?!


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