Viewing Single Post From: Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition

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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:06 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 736 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<MilesSeanworth> Flails arms about madly <Fremziska> Slowly stands up For...my father...the PROSECUTOR! Takes out a tazer <Fremziska> Tases the Cherry on Root <Fremziska> The current flows THROUGH the Cherry, into Root, and back to Fremziska, electrocuting both Fremziska and Root <PhoenixRoot>Auuuuuughhhhhhhhhh! Electrocuted and suffocating <Fremziska> Electrical current causes an explosion and is knocked into a display of perfume and other cosmetics <MilesSeanworth> mmmph..........Flails hands around more, and knocks over some perfume bottles <PhoenixRoot> (I...finally thought we had them...I was wrong) <Jeffdot> Sprayed Mmmf....that...doesn't...look good Looking at Fremziska's body in a mess over near the display <PhoenixRoot> (!!!! If...only I could...get out of this...I would...) The mixture of two perfumes, for whatever reason, cause a very explosive reaction <MilesSeanworth> AAAAH! the cherry is blasted off of him, and Seanworth goes flying outside the Perfume department <Cherries> The explosion throws the cherries off Seanworth and Root for a brief moment <PhoenixRoot> No...Quick! Jeffdot! Let's get out of-sprayed-...here.. <Jeffdot> Where are we-cough-going..? <PhoenixRoot> The appliance department! <Jeffdot + PhoenixRoot> Run off to the appliance department <MilesSeanworth> Knocked Out <Cherries> Two cherries fall towards Jeffdot and Root <Fremziska> Ngh...Passed out in a mess <PhoenixRoot + Jeffdot> Finally emerge out of the Perfume Department and into the appliance department <PhoenixRoot> Panting for breath ....well...we made it...but there is no way out of here except BACK through the perfume department... <Jeffdot> And the point of coming here was...? <PhoenixRoot> I had an idea as I was choking to death. <Jeffdot> They always come at the best of times, don't they?. <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...so...if we find it, we'll probably be able to get through the cherries. <Jeffdot> 'Probably'? <MilesSeanworth> uuuughh......mommy, I don't want to ride the roller coaster..... <PhoenixRoot> Oh come on. I'm not sure if anything will work anymore, after all, we're being pursued by giant cherries that fall up... <Jeffdot> You make a forceful point.. <PhoenixRoot> Oh crap***, I think I see them coming towards us... <Jeffdot> You have a really dirty mouth, don't you...? <PhoenixRoot> Oh be quiet and lets go. <MilesSeanworth> Uhhh..Stirs* What happened? <PhoenixRoot + Jeffdot> Sneak away towards the microwave area <MilesSeanworth> In a corner, mangled and dirty after the explosion, out of sight of the cherries guarding the exit <MilesSeanworth> Oh fly swatters..... <Cherries> Turn in Seanworth's general direction <MilesSeanworth> OBJECTION! Cherries are incapable of sentient thought! <Author> You're talking about cherries are trying to KILL you and are falling UP. <Author> If that's possible, then they can think alright. A brick falls on Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> OW! But they're not supposed to FALL UP OR KILL YOU INTENTIONALLY EITHER! <Cherries> Now notice seanworth and begin falling towards him <Author> But they do, so there. <MilesSeanworth> WHY DOES ROOT'S OBJECTIONS EXPLODE THEM AND MINE DON'T?! <Author> Because his made sense and yours don't? <Cherries> Falling closer to Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> ! <MilesSeanworth> Grabs perfume bottles and throws them near the cherries, hoping a mixture will make another explosion <Cherries> Unfazed, and continue falling closer to Seanworth.. <MilesSeanworth> Throws faster EXPLOSION! <Cherries> Completely unfazed <PhoenixRoot> We need to find this thing, fast... <MilesSeanworth> THEY DEVELOPED RESISTANCE TO THEM?! <Jeffdot> So what does it do, exactly? <Author> Well nothing else works, so why should exploding perfume? <PhoenixRoot> You'll see.... <Jeffdot> You had better be righ-AUUUGH! Pushed from behind by a cherry <PhoenixRoot> !!! I need to find this thing, NOW! <PhoenixRoot> AHA! Pulls out a box, labeled 'OOPs' and begins tearing it open <PhoenixRoot> Hang in there Jeffdot! <Jeffdot> STOP PLAYING WITH THE BOX YOU IDIOT AND HELP ME! <PhoenixRoot> Takes out a box-like thing and a cord. Plugs the cord into an outlet and hits a button labeled 'STOP TIME' Time FREEZES in place, including the Cherries and Jeffdot <PhoenixRoot> Whew...Pulls Jeffdot out from under the Cherry <PhoenixRoot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' button again and unplugs the box <PhoenixRoot> Picks up box Jeffdot, run! Towards the exit! Now! <Jeffdot> huh...What...just happened...I'm...not under the cherry? <PhoenixRoot> Just RUN I'll explain later! <Jeffdot> Kicks over a shelf and starts running <PhoenixRoot> Hurries after him <Cherries> Begin crushing Seanworth in his corner <MilesSeanworth> P..pain.... <PhoenixRoot> Hurrying down the hall, sees Seanworth Wait! Jeffdot! Plug this in! Tosses cord <Jeffdot> Turns around Wha...? Hit in face by cord <Jeffdot> Ow....takes cord and plugs it into nearest outlet <PhoenixRoot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' Button. Time freezes. Again* <PhoenixRoot> Jeffdot, come on. <Jeffdot> ...what just happened? <PhoenixRoot> I stopped time using this Microwave. <Jeffdot> ...you WHAT? <Jeffdot> Is that how you did it? Then how come I remember being here for all this?! <PhoenixRoot> Because you held on to the cord? <Jeffdot> ...oh. <PhoenixRoot> Come on. Heads over to Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> I'll move the shelf, you get Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> Moves shelf, while Jeffdot gets Seanworth out and drags him back to the microwave* <PhoenixRoot> Ready? <Jeffdot> I gues...? <PhoenixRoot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' button again <Cherries> ? <PhoenixRoot> RUN! <MilesSeanworth> I CAN BREATHE! <Cherries> Turn around and start falling towards Seanworth again <MilesSeanworth> but not for long! <Root + Jeffdot + Seanworth> Flee towards the Perfume Department... <MilesSeanworth> TO SAFETY! <MilesSeanworth> The exit! I see the exit! <PhoenixRoot> We're gonna make it! <Jeffdot> Yeah we ar-no we're not... <PhoenixRoot> Huh? What do you mea-Slams into a cherry blocking the exit...which proceeds to strangle him <MilesSeanworth> AGH! NO! <Jeffdot> QUICK! THE OVEN OF POWERS! Plugs it in <Jeffdot> ENERGIZE IT, CAPTAIN! <MilesSeanworth> Presses the Stop Time Button Time Freezes...again... <Jeffdot> Okay...now we've got to drag Fremziska and Rote out of here... <Jeffdot> I'll get Rote, you get Fremziska. <MilesSeanworth> Okay! Wait, where IS she? <Jeffdot> Grabs Root and starts dragging him behind the wall of cherries and out of the perfume department <Jeffdot> Yelling backwards She's in that pile of rubble...somewhere. <MilesSeanworth> Runs toward the rubble and starts digging through it <MilesSeanworth> I think I found her-whoooooa....what.....what....Speechless <MilesSeanworth> She might break the fifth wall if she looks in a mirror...well, it's a good thing she can't hear me right now...hmm... <MilesSeanworth> Begins dragging Fremziska and her whip out of the perfume department <MilesSeanworth> Meets Jeffdot outside of the store into a generic-looking mall <MilesSeanworth> Panting Okay...now what? <Jeffdot> Well now we un...fre...eze...time.... <MilesSeanworth> ... <Jeffdot> ...oh. <MilesSeanworth> Bad things are going to occur, aren't they? <Jeffdot> One of us has to go in there and turn off the Oven of Powers... <Jeffdot> Rock paper scissors? <MilesSeanworth> Alright! ONE TWO THREE GO! Shoves Jeffdot toward the Oven <Jeffdot> Ngh! Time is frozen you dunce, <MilesSeanworth> ...damn...okay. Shoots paper <Jeffdot> Shoots rock ...damn damn! <Jeffdot> Best 2 out of 3? <MilesSeanworth> No, u. Go turn it off <Jeffdot> Come on... <MilesSeanworth> Fine... <MilesSeanworth> Shoots scissors <Jeffdot> Shoots scissors ... <MilesSeanworth> ...GET IN THERE, NOW! <Jeffdot> Why me... <MilesSeanworth> Because I hate you <Jeffdot> I hope you get smitten by whatever higher power there is up there... As if on cue, the author smites Seanworth with some nice holy fire, but because time is stopped, he can feel the pain but the flames'll never go out until the oven is turned off <MilesSeanworth> AAAAGH! HURRY! <Jeffdot> What's that? You want me to slow down? Okay, sure, whatever... <Jeffdot> Begins going .01 MPH <MilesSeanworth> THE PAAAIN THE PAAAIN! <Jeffdot> (I kind of feel bad for this...) <MilesSeanworth> HURRY IT UP! <Jeffdot> Finally arrives at the oven Hmm....now how am I going to do this... <MilesSeanworth> JUST TURN IT OFF AND UNPLUG IT AND THROW IT TO US SO I CAN STOP BURNING! <Jeffdot> Sounds like a plan if I ever heard one! <Jeffdot> Hits the 'STOP TIME' button and unplugs the oven <Cherries> Begin falling up into Jeffdot <Jeffdot> OH MERCIFUL! <MilesSeanworth> Is no longer burning Oh...so much better... <MilesSeanworth> Heh...Jeffdot is over there being attacked by Cherries...hehe....cherries...and...they're...falling up?! <PhoenixRoot> Nngh...where am I? <Fremziska> Agh..........what....what....what happened? <Jeffdot> Seanworth! TAKE THE OVEN! Throws the oven to Seanworth <Cherries> As the oven is in the air, a cherry in a bunch swings up and smashes it into little tiny pieces <MilesSeanworth> ....... <MilesSeanworth> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <Jeffdot> @!$(!%@#@^^$%&$%@&^@%&%@@%&$^@#$^%^@%@#%#$%^@%&^@$%&@$%&^%&#&@#$^^#%&%^@#&@%&@$%&!$$%$#!%^!#$^#!$^!%&%^@^^@$^!$#%$@#^#$^$@&$^#$^!@$^@#$^#$^@#$^%&#^@@%^@%^@!%%&#))$#@%!%!$%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Jeffdot>**************************************************************************************************! <Jeffdot> #%@%^@%#@%@%@%#%!%&^((&$%!^$%@$!%$#!^#!^#^-pummeled by two bunches of cherries* <Cherries> A bunch of cherries fall into Fremziska <Fremziska> HELP! HE-being strangled <MilesSeanworth> WHAT DO I DOOOO?! <PhoenixRoot> Ngh....Fremziska AND Jeffdot being mauled by cherries that fall up?! <MilesSeanworth> Tries to get the Cherries away from her <Cherries> The bunch of cherries attack Fremziska split apart, and one knocks Seanworth to the ground Fremziska, with what little sight she has, notices a switch hidden behind two objects <Jeffdot> H....he....lp...me.... <Jeffdot> Dying from....frui-Sprayed in the face AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! <MilesSeanworth> Urggh! Tries to crawl away from the cherries, and then knocks over a crate of banannas <Cherries> Begin falling towards Seanworth and crushing him <PhoenixRoot> Why am I the only one not being attacked... <Cherries> As if on que again, a the last bunch of cherries begin falling towards Root <PhoenixRoot> ....oh POOPY.. The Banannas somehow knock SOME of the cherries away <MilesSeanworth> The cherry is knocked away FREEDOM! begins sprinting away, only to be hit by another split cherry from Root <PhoenixRoot> Gasping for air We're all screwed aren't we? <Jeffdot> Still being crushed Not...much time...lef-sprayed STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! <Fremziska> I blame...Al...Gore for this... <MilesSeanworth> We're screwed...yep <Fremziska> Can barely move, but manages to hit a switch on the wall next to her, as a last attempt to do something to save everyone's lives Bweee.... <PhoenixRoot> ....and that...did what? <MilesSeanworth> Obviously...nothing....Choking A capsule rises up, and opens up, revealing a scientist <ScientistDude> Greetings, whomever you are! <Cherries> One bunch that's pummeling Jeff begin falling towards the Scientist <ScientistDude> I got bored one day, and I played too many video games, so I decided to make upgrades and hide them for people to find. Yeah, I probably should have left them for SF-X, but....he's got enough. So.....a nice looking whip comes into Fremziska's range This is the Tazer Whip! It's a whip that has electrical abilities! It could even stun the strongest of things! ...Well, later. Capsule breaks down <Cherries> The cherry falling towards the Scientist stops and falls backward...you know, if that was really even possible <Fremziska> (TAZER WHIP!) Uses new whip to whip the Cherry <MilesSeanworth> SHE GOT A TAZER WHIP?! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE <Cherries> Once again, the electrical current passes RIGHT through the cherries and into Fremziska, causing another explosion <Fremziska> Knocked away into another wall, the cherry appears stunned, but not for long as it goes right back falling into Fremziska <Fremziska> NO! I WILL NOT BE TORTURED AGAIN! <Fremziska> Cracks the whip and whips Root, causing the current to pass through his body into the cherry and back out causing yet another explosion <PhoenixRoot> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH! <PhoenixRoot> Knocked far away from a Cherry <MilesSeanworth> Quick! Open a path to escape! <Fremziska> Cracks whip and grabs WHO IS NEXT?! <Fremziska> Turns to Jeffdot and whips him, causing a massive explosion, pushing the cherries away <Jeffdot> Begins sprinting away from the blast zone, blackened but alive <Fremziska> Mr. Miles Seanworth! You are next! Are you ready for your whipping?! <MilesSeanworth> (I don't know whether to be happy or afraid...) <Fremziska> WELL MR. MILES SEANWORTH!? <MilesSeanworth> QUICKLY LIBERATE ME SO THAT WE CAN LEAVE <Fremziska> Very well! Whips Seanworth, electrucuting him but knocking the Cherry away <MilesSeanworth> Ahhhhhhhhghhhhhh! Flees <All> Fleeing from the perfume department into an mall commons, with several different stores <Cherries> Slowly falling towards the group <PhoenixRoot> RUN TOOOO THE HIIIILLLLS! <MilesSeanworth> RUNNNNN FOOOOOR YOUR LIIIFE! <Fremziska> The cherries are upon us! <Jeffdot> Yes, I do believe we're on the eve of the De-I mean...destruction...Drinking Mountain Dew and singing into a can <PhoenixRoot> ...quick! In there! *Points to a store with the titled "AD 2101"


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