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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:05 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 738 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<PhoenixRoot> Opens the door and a cherry falls sidewards down the hallway <PhoenixRoot> Turns around And there's no way out! <Jeffdot> Great... <Fremziska> What was that? Cherries? HAH! <Fremziska> Stand aside, Mr. Phoenix Rooty! I will give them WHAT FOR! <Fremziska> Readies whip as another bunch of cherries fall down the hallway again <Fremziska> Ready...aim...WHIP! Whips the cherries <Cherries> Cherrry bounces and the whip twists and hits Fremziska <Fremziska> OUCH! ...They....they... <MilesSeanworth> O_O <Fremziska> THEY JUST HIT ME WITH MY OWN WHIP! <PhoenixRoot> There's no way out of here... <MilesSeanworth> I Recognize those cherries! They're too strong! <Jeffdot> There is...ONE way... <MilesSeanworth> WE'RE DOOMED! <PhoenixRoot> Y-you can't be serious... <Fremziska> Way out?! WHERE?! TELL ME NOW! <MilesSeanworth> Indeed... <PhoenixRoot> The...perfume department. <MilesSeanworth> .....There is no other way. <PhoenixRoot> Points to a door at the ned of the rooom with pink curtains on it <PhoenixRoot> We have no choice... <Fremziska> They are right...Jeffdot you go first. <Jeffdot> Why me... <PhoenixRoot> Because Fremziska will whip you if you don't? <Jeffdot> Well that sounds pretty convincing... <Jeffdot> You guys better be right behind me... <PhoenixRoot> Sure. <Fremziska> Maybe. <MilesSeanworth> Hah. <Jeffdot> Puts on Kamina Shades And so we boldly go! Opens the door and is INSTANTLY sprayed by a bottle <Jeffdot> ARRRRGH!!! Door slams and is thrown backwards, Kamina shades fly off face <PhoenixRoot> Wow... <Fremziska> A record time of....3 seconds. <MilesSeanworth> Yep. We're screwed. <MilesSeanworth> Hmmm....I might have an idea.... <PhoenixRoot> Oh? Do tell. <MilesSeanworth> We need a SHIELD. <Fremziska> Like what? <MilesSeanworth> Hmmm...... <MilesSeanworth> NATOLANT! HE ALWAYS COMES BACK TO LIFE AND HE'S TOO GAY TO BE AFFECTED BY THE PERFUME! HE'LL BE OUR MEATSHIELD! <PhoenixRoot> No... <Fremziska> Yeah, I would go through by myself before I brought that ...THING...back to life. <Fremziska> As if he wasn't dead already. <Jeffdot> Huh...that idiot who called Fremziska 'Mrs. Phoenix Rote'? <Fremziska> Yes, and if you want to keep your face I suggest you never say that again <MilesSeanworth> How about another method of escape? <MilesSeanworth> As in, MAKING another one. <PhoenixRoot> I don't know...but Natolant is out of the question. <MilesSeanworth> Jeffdot, go see if the Cherries are touchable. <Jeffdot> Sure... <Jeffdot> Opens the door and chugs and a Mountain Dew, and throws the can at a cherry, which are falling sidewards much quicker now <Cherries> Can bounces off again and hits Jeffdot square in the face <MilesSeanworth> We've established they're indestructable. <Jeffdot> AUGH! falls backwards into the room again <MilesSeanworth> I want to know if they can be held or grabbed. A cherry falls sidwards into the room <PhoenixRoot> Quick! Fremmy! Whip the door closed! <Fremziska> ! Whips the door closed before any cherries can get in <Cherry> Begins falling towards Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> SOMEONE JUST GRAB THE DAMNED THING! <PhoenixRoot> Tries to grab the cherries, but is nailed in the groin after they somehow manage to hit him there <PhoenixRoot> OWWWWW! <Cherries> Continue falling up into Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> Wheels his wheelchair away from them <MilesSeanworth> Okay....New Plan. <MilesSeanworth> Fremziska. Help angle my Wheelchair with the cherry and the wall. I have a way out. <PhoenixRoot> On the floor writhing in pain <Fremziska> Heads over to Seanworth <Cherries> A cherry splits apart from the bunch, two cherries are falling up at Sean again, the other is falling down at Fremziska <MilesSeanworth> Hurry! Time is of the essence! <Fremziska> It's coming right towards me! Whips the cherry, but it is futile <Fremziska> HELLP! <MilesSeanworth> Drat......the fate of the mission is in my hands! Rolls wheelchair into the cherry <PhoenixRoot> Mmgphf...Gets up off the floor I think I'm okay.. <MilesSeanworth> grabs the back of his Wheelchair BACKFLIPS OFF THE WHEELCHAIR JUST AS THE WHEELCHAIR HITS THE CHERRY And then lands on his back Oof! <Cherries> The cherries chasing Fremziska turn around and head after Root <PhoenixRoot> What the hell.. <Cherries> The cherries chasing Seanworth now fall downwards and hover over Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> ...get away from me! OBJECTION! <Cherries> The cherry is unfazed by the Objection! <MilesSeanworth> We're going to die here.... <Jeffdot> mmmf....Gets up and sees this scene <Fremziska> At the hands of cherries... <PhoenixRoot> ...that fall UP... The Wheelchair suddenly crashes into the wall, breaking it and creating a window of escape <PhoenixRoot> Wait a second... <Cherries> * begin suffocating Seanworth* <MilesSeanworth> YES! IT WORKED! I wasn't trying to do it when trying to save Fremziska, BUT IT WORK---MMrph! <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! THIS IS NOT I WANT TO BE THE GUY: THE GAME! <Cherries> .... <Cherries> Explodes <PhoenixRoot> Whew... <Jeffdot> Wow.. <Fremziska> If you thought I was jumping off this floor of this hospital, you are deeply mistaken, Mr. Miles Seanworth. <PhoenixRoot> so we're still stuck here... Loud banging outside <Jeffdot> It sounds like the light bulbs and shrubberies are advancing! <MilesSeanworth> But with the cherries gone, we should be able to escape...but I have no wheelchair. We NEED to get out before we really ARE trapped. <PhoenixRoot> The only way out is through the perfume department though! <Fremziska> Are you saying that we go in there and just...wing it?! <MilesSeanworth> ......does ANYONE here have goggles? <Jeffdot> I have Kamina Shades... <PhoenixRoot> What about the hospital bed sheets...couldn't we use them to use as a sort of fitler? <MilesSeanworth> We could use that as a covering but Someone IvoteJeffdot has to guide us or we'll keep smacking into stuff. <Jeffdot> Look, Mr. Seanworth, I know how to navigate that place just as much as you do! <Jeffdot> I've been through enough as it is! <PhoenixRoot> Yeah but the difference is you were ASKING for it then... <MilesSeanworth> Fine, I'll do it. I have virtually no sense of smell anyway. <Fremziska> Hmm...the rest of us? We're just going to cover ourselves with used hospital bed sheets and...go?! <MilesSeanworth> I'll be in front guiding you the entire way to the exit. <PhoenixRoot> Sounds like a plan... Loud noises at the door <Jeffdot> Quick! The cherries are coming! <MilesSeanworth> HURRY! <Jeffdot> You know Rote....being in a near-death situation between a perfume department and a bunch of cherries sent in by lighting devices and garden shrubs...kind of put things into perspective for me... <Jeffdot> and...I guess you were right...both, you and Seanworth....and Fremziska...it isn't Rote's fault that Angela is dead, or that I got poisoned... <Fremziska> Tearing up sheets <PhoenixRoot> That's wonderful Jeffdot - really it is - now come help us before we're murdered by said fruits. <Jeffdot> Begins helping <MilesSeanworth> Murdered by fruits? But I thought Natolant was dead! Ba-dum-pish! <Fremziska> Shut up Seanworth, before I whip you and tie you up with this cloth and leave you here. <PhoenixRoot> Okay! Let's get out of here for real this time! <All> The groups gets up, Seanworth leading first <MilesSeanworth> Is everyone ready?! <All> Yes! Let's go! <MilesSeanworth> Kicks down the Perfume Department door and begins sprinting with the sheet in front of his face <All> The rest follow... We has new stuff! This is actually a completely new post, and you'll actually have to wait for more after this. So enjoy it. <Cherries> Beat down the hospital door and begin falling up into the perfume department <Jeffdot> SEANWORTH! THE CHERRIES ARE FALLING UPWARDS INTO THE DEPARTMENT! <Jeffdot> Upon opening his mouth, a hand comes out and sprays perfume into Jeffdot's face <Jeffdot> AHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHH! <MilesSeanworth> SUCK IT UP AND KEEP GOING! <MilesSeanworth> WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS! <MilesSeanworth> Let's just hope....that the perfume...takes care...of...the...cherries! <PhoenixRoot> Keeps running and turns around to see a hand spray perfume on a cherry. Nothing happens <PhoenixRoot> THIS IS BIASED! THE PERFUME DOESN'T AFFECT THEM! <Fremziska> Keep running! Whipping perfume displays out of the way as they keep sprinting <MilesSeanworth> Takes a left, and is immediately sprayed by perfume <MilesSeanworth> I SEE THE EXIT! <All> Sprint faster <Cherries> Fall over the exit <MilesSeanworth> ...... <MilesSeanworth> Stops and stares <PhoenixRoot> Stops short <Fremziska> Crashes into Phoenix <MilesSeanworth> Falls down, the sheet uncovering his face <PhoenixRoot> Knocked down as well, the sheet away from his face <Jeffdot> Keeps running and falls over the pile of heros* <MilesSeanworth> Any last words or confessions you'd like to make before we die? hands begin spraying extremely potent perfumes at the heros <Cherries> One cherry bunch begins falling upwards toward the group.. <PhoenixRoot> Yes...Object--sprayed--Wheeze... <Jeffdot> I just wish I had one more MountainDew.. <Fremziska> It...can't...end...just...like this...so..many...people to...whip..hacking and wheezing <MilesSeanworth> I blame Jeffdot for this mess. A bottle of perfume is sprayed directly into Seanworth's face <MilesSeanworth> HACK! WHEEZE Rugh.... <Jeffdot> If I wasn't so fatigued I'd argue. <Cherries> Another bunch begins falling upward towards the group <PhoenixRoot> Coughing Things....are looking Sprayed in the face again <Jeffdot> Well this suc-Sprayed by French perfume <Jeffdot> Kamina shades break right off his face <Jeffdot> ...just to mock me HUH!? <PhoenixRoot> well...I'm not giving up! Begins crawling towards blocked exit <MilesSeanworth> ........ <MilesSeanworth> It's...over.... <PhoenixRoot> Sprayed in the face again ...okay...I'm giving up. <Fremziska> What...do you think is going to kill us first..... <Fremziska> the perfume...or the cherries? <MilesSeanworth> The Cherries..... <Jeffdot> I don't really care....just KILL me already... <Jeffdot> Feels pocket Hey....I have...one last...can... <Jeffdot> Cracks the can open, but a hand sprays perfume in it <Jeffdot> ...I hate my life... <MilesSeanworth> Well at least it won't be bothering you much longer... <Cherries> Begin suffocating Root and Seanworth <PhoenixRoot> (so...this is where is ends...) <PhoenixRoot> (Just like this....in a perfume department, by cherries...) Sprayed in the face AS he's being suffocated <MilesSeanworth> No..... <Fremziska> Mr...Phoe-cough...nix....Roo....Cough...ty... <MilesSeanworth> There...has to be some escape..... <Jeffdot> Rote...I'...m....so...r....r..y... <Cherries> Begin killing Root <PhoenixRoot> (At last...this...nightmare....is...ov..e.r....) <MilesSeanworth> If I wasn't hospitalized.........we wouldn't...b..e...h...e..re........this is ....my responsibility............. <MilesSeanworth> Please......whomever is listening.....spare them.....and leave me........ <Jeffdot> I have...one...last...Takes out a gun0like object <PhoenixRoot> (Just...end it...and stop mocking me!) Sprayed in the face again as the Cherries attack his chest cavity <Fremziska> ...Phoe...n...ix......Ro...o..t....y....I.....Sprayed in the face--cough <Fremziska> ..I...just.....want yo....u...to....has a coughing fit <PhoenixRoot> (Save it Fremmy....it'll...b.e....ov....er.....soon) <Jeffdot> Loads a can of MountainDew into the gun and fires it at the Cherry on Root <Jeffdot> For....Ang...ela...pulls the trigger <Cherries> A big explosion is heard and there is a white flash is seen as the cherry on Root explodes with the hissing bubbling of Mountain Dew <PhoenixRoot> ...? Takes a deep breath but instantly sputters it all out <MilesSeanworth> ...(at...least...I get what...I deserve...) <PhoenixRoot> Obje...ct....ion! Points at the Cherry and it explodes <PhoenixRoot> We...must continue! Wheezing <MilesSeanworth> Urgh....maybe...it isn't hopeless...hurry...Crawls toward the exit <All> The rest crawl after him, to the exit which looks like a mall exit <All> Begin to sing some song about being brave and couregeous, but the hands and the perfume silence them quickly <Fremziska> I'm going to -Cough- smell....-Wheeze-....too much after this.... <Jeffdot> My...mountain....dew-Choke-is going to smell...horri...ble... <PhoenixRoot> Has a hacking fit before he can even get a line in <MilesSeanworth> Bloody......I....blame-coughing and choking-Britney....Spears... <Cherries> 3 bunches of cherries begin falling towards Root, Seanworth, and Jeffdot <PhoenixRoot> Summons up some new air and yells out THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR USSSSS!! <Jeffdot> Oh for the love of everything caffienated... <MilesSeanworth> What do we do?! <PhoenixRoot> I...I don't know! <MilesSeanworth> What kills Cherries?! <Fremziska> I wish-cough-my whip...had a...'kill fruit' setting.... <MilesSeanworth> .......WAIT! Don't you have a "Whippinator" 5000 or something? <MilesSeanworth> SET IT TO SALAD OR SOMETHING! <PhoenixRoot> I don't-cough know...insecticides-Sprayed AUUUUGH MY EYES! <Fremziska> Checks whip, but sprayed in the face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Fremziska> Screams, causing one cherry bunch to explode before she is sprayed in the face <Fremziska> Has a coughing fit ....no... <MilesSeanworth> AAARGH! IGNORE THE CHERRIES AND GET OUT OF THE PERFUME PLACE! BETTER TO HAVE ONE ISSUE OPPOSED TO TW--sprayed BLARGH! <Jeffdot> I'm going to die here....in a damn perfume department in a hospital at the hands of perfume and fruit.. <PhoenixRoot> Hey, why didn't you get sprayed in all of that? Sprayed AGGGGH! <Jeffdot> I don't kno-Sprayed by a bottle called "Bolt II" <Jeffdot> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH Kamina shades shatter right off his face* <All> Begin to crawl further out <Cherries> Two cherry bunches begin crushing Root and Jeffdot <MilesSeanworth> Crawling I'd suggest fire Sprayed Cough But the perfume would wind up exploding HACK knowing our luck <MilesSeanworth> Oh buggers... <PhoenixRoot> These damn things are wheeze indestructible...Fremmy's....whip didn't...even work. <MilesSeanworth> Takes out his kitchen knife and tries to STAB the Cherries <Cherries> The blade comes to the Cherry's skin, but it does not even dent it <Cherries> A cherry splits off from the bunch and socks Seanworth in the face, then begins suffocating him <MilesSeanworth> ........OBJECT--mmmph! <Phoenixroot> Moaning as he's suffocated Frem...my....hel..p...


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