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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:03 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 736 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<PhoenixRoot> So you're trying to say that you don't feel sorry for him at all...despite all the pain you've put him through? <Fremziska> No, not really. Do you? <PhoenixRoot> Uh....? <Fremziska> Cracks whip Well...DO YOU?! MR. PHOENIX ROOTY?! <PhoenixRoot> ...well maybe just a little- <Fremziska> BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHIPWHIPWHIP! <PhoenixRoot> NO! OWOWOOWOWOWOWIDONTFEELSORRYFORHIM! <Fremziska> What was that...? <MilesSeanworth> Sigh I'm going to get hurt inadvertantly by doing nothing ,I'm sure. <PhoenixRoot> I don't...feel sorry for him...? <Fremziska> And you'd be right! Whips Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> But I'm a hospitalized man! Wryyyy! <Fremziska> Quit your whining <MilesSeanworth> I hate my life.......T_T <PhoenixRoot> Please don't go emo on me, if that happens the only person that'd keep me sane would be Fremmy....and we all know how'd that work out... <Fremziska> .... <PhoenixRoot> ... <PhoenixRoot> I shouldn't have said that last part out loud, huh? <MilesSeanworth> No, probably not... <Fremziska> Raises whip <PhoenixRoot> Now wait just a second before you do anything drastic... <Fremziska> Drastic? No, no I wouldn't do anything that bad to you, Mr. Phoenix Rooty... <MilesSeanworth> Maybe if I go to sleep the pain won't be as bad....falls asleep <PhoenixRoot> Hey! Look! Seanworth is asleep! Want to go draw on his face? <Fremziska> Lowers whip and completely forgets about what Root says Oh yes! <PhoenixRoot> Hands Fremziska a sharpie Go crazy. <Fremziska> Grins wickidly <Fremziska> Begins doodling on Seanworth's face <PhoenixRoot> Hmm...now...where is the nearest exit...I really want to get out of here without any serious injuries... <Fremziska> Stops doodling ....what did you just say...MR. PHOENIX ROOTY?! <MilesSeanworth> No...the socks are not for sailing over the rivers of ketchup...snore <Phoenixroot> Uhh.... <PhoenixRoot> I think Jeffdot might be trying to get out of here with all of his serious injuries? <Fremziska> Oh...no, he won't be going anywhere...I'll make sure of that pats whip <PhoenixRoot> (This woman is going to KILL me one day..) <PhoenixRoot> Wait...did you hear what he just said? <Fremziska> ....socks are not for sailing over the rivers of ketchup? <PhoenixRoot> ...yeah...I think he's becoming weirder than even YOU <MilesSeanworth> Still talking in his sleep Yes, I believe that the televisions ARE trying to dominate the stock market.... <Fremziska> How can you think that! Whip whip <PhoenixRoot> OWOWOW! <PhoenixRoot> Well it's still weird... <MilesSeanworth> STILL sleep talking Yes, Phoenix Root is a big posh sod with plums in his mouth. <PhoenixRoot> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, PUNK!? <PhoenixRoot> You're a freaky fish guy! <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty....you realize you are talking to someone in their sleep, right? <MilesSeanworth> Still talking in his sleep, surprisingly YOU'RE a freaky fish guy! <PhoenixRoot> Well yes... <PhoenixRoot> I am NOT a freaky fish guy. <Fremziska> giggling softly CRACK <PhoenixRoot> WHAT WAS THAT?! <Fremziska> ... <MilesSeanworth> ... <Jeffdot> ... <MilesSeanworth> Sits up WHO WHAT WHERE WHAT?! <Natolant's Corpse> .... <Dr. Pinter> No where near this scene ... <PhoenixRoot> Was that the fourth wall cracking..? <MilesSeanworth> ...? <Fremziska> What could've caused that you foolish fools? <PhoenixRoot> ...I...don't know.. <MilesSeanworth> .....a chunk of the ceiling lands on Seanworth's leg O_O <PhoenixRoot> Oh that doesn't look fun... <MilesSeanworth> Root...Fremziska...cover your ears..... <Fremziska> Yay! Pain! <MilesSeanworth> Please... <Fremziska> Pokes the ceiling in Seanworth's leg <MilesSeanworth> ! <PhoenixRoot> Oh boy... For the sake of decency, Children, and people with weak hearts, the following dialogue was removed <MilesSeanworth> Panting angrily <Fremziska> ....I... <PhoenixRoot> I've never heard someone yell so many....so fast....wow... <Fremziska> Mr. Miles Seanworth...I have never heard such LANGUAGE FROM YOU! Whips Seanworth's mouth <MilesSeanworth> OW! <PhoenixRoot> (Ouch...) <Fremziska> Now, back to business... <Fremziska> Pokes the ceiling chunk <MilesSeanworth> ... <Fremziska> WHERE IS MY SCREAMS OF AGONY?! I WANT SCREAMS OF AGONY! Literally WHIPS the chunk of ceiling on Seanworth's leg <MilesSeanworth> OH MY ***ING GRAPE MARMALADE! The ceiling chunk falls apart after being whipped* <Fremziska> ...aww..... <MilesSeanworth> ...LEAVE. <PhoenixRoot> Gladly. <Fremziska> No. <MilesSeanworth> Look of rage <PhoenixRoot> About to leave <MilesSeanworth> Look that would make GANT Piss himself <Fremziska> OH NO YOU DON'T MR. PHOENIX ROOTY <Fremziska> Whip flies after Root and grabs him and brings him back <PhoenixRoot> (Why...) <Fremziska> Because my WHIP Told you to. <MilesSeanworth> I SAID LEAVE. NOW. BOTH OF YOU! <PhoenixRoot> (That's an angry look on his face...) <Fremziska> NO! What are you going to do? Bleed on us?! <PhoenixRoot> I want nothing to do with her.. <MilesSeanworth> I have one good leg and two good arms. And I'm too enraged to care WHO I start swinging at. <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth's right arm <Fremziska> Now you have only one good arm and one good leg! <Fremziska> Whips the good leg Oops! Now you have NO good legs! <MilesSeanworth> Grabs the whip as it comes down AND YOU HAVE NO WHIP! <Fremziska> YOU DID NOT...! <Fremziska> Jumps onto the hospital bed and tries to tackle Seanworth...or what would be, tackling Seanworth <Fremziska> WHIP BACK GIVE DIE VERY MUCH YOU! <MilesSeanworth> ...... <MilesSeanworth> You're becoming incoherent. <PhoenixRoot> (Oh my god! She's going to KILL a main character!) <MilesSeanworth> But fine. HERE'S YOUR WHIP! Smacks Fremziska with the end he has <Fremziska> Bites Seanworth WHIP! <Fremziska> Catches whip in teeth <Fremziska> Eyes narrow on Seanworth <Fremziska> ....death... <MilesSeanworth> Now LEAVE. <MilesSeanworth> I have nothing more to say to you. <Fremziska> Gets off the bed with the whip <Fremziska> And if I don't? <Fremziska> What are you going to do? Huh? HUH?! <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy...let's just go-- <MilesSeanworth> Calls for Security <MilesSeanworth> THAT <Fremziska> QUIET MR. PHOENIX ROOTY! Whips him <PhoenixRoot> o-auuugh.... Two big Security people come in <Fremziska> Security? HAH! <Fremziska> Touch me and I will whip you. Hard. <Security> Yes, Mr. Seanworth? <MilesSeanworth> Escort these two out of here, please. <Security> Take out Tazers Miss, calm down. we do not want to have to use these. <Fremziska> Whips both Security Guard's hands. <Fremziska> My father has a tazer, they don't scare me! <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, I have NOTHING to do with that woman right there. <Fremziska> I'm going to whip you, Mr. Phoenix Rooty when we get out of here.. <MilesSeanworth> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A CENSORED PAIN IN THE CENSORED!? <Fremziska> Because I CAN! <MilesSeanworth> Pant Pant ..Rghh.. <Fremziska> AND I HAVE A WHIP <MilesSeanworth> WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?! <Fremziska> Because Jeffdot is passed out in the closet!! <MilesSeanworth> THEN RETRIEVE HIM AND LEAVE ME ALONE TO RECOVER! <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth Perhaps you didn't not hear me correctly, foolish fool... <Fremziska> I said he was PASSED OUT in the closet, that is to say, he won't be waking up for a while! <MilesSeanworth> I DON'T CARE IF HE'S PRETENDING TO BE A BOY BAND SINGER! I WANT HIM AND YOU OUT OF HERE! <PhoenixRoot> Hehe...boy band singer... <Fremziska> I'll make YOU sing again, Mr. Miles Seanworth! <Fremziska> I will show you NO MERCY if you continue to anger me! <PhoenixRoot> Give it up Seanworth, you know you won't win. <MilesSeanworth> .....I hate you all. <Fremziska + PhoenixRoot> Yeah, well we hate you too.. <Fremziska> But mostly me. <Fremziska> Well, I just like causing pain. <Fremziska> You just happen to be the unlucky sap who receives most of it! <MilesSeanworth> WHY ME?! WHY NOT ROOT?! IS IT BECAUSE YOU--..... <MilesSeanworth> ...No. <MilesSeanworth> Cough So...how's about the weather? Nervous look <PhoenixRoot> Oh great... <Fremziska> BECAUSE I WHAT?! <Fremziska> ANSWER ME, SEANWORTH! <Fremziska> FINISH THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING.... <MilesSeanworth> Because...he's your best friend! You wouldn't hurt your best friend! <<; <Fremziska> My whip and I DARE you... <PhoenixRoot> (WHOA...) <Fremziska> ... <MilesSeanworth> at least not as much as others... <PhoenixRoot> (I did NOT see that coming...) <Fremziska> (I didn't see that one coming, I will admit...) <Fremziska> Hmph... <Fremziska> That's true....and also, I get to whip him enough in court. <MilesSeanworth> Sigh <Fremziska> Now what? <MilesSeanworth> I'd like to recover soon. After all, I'd like to get back to Disga....er...get back to taking on cases, like all responsible Prosecuting attorneys! And not...playing games..... <Fremziska> Hmph. Have it your way, Mr. Miles Seanworth. Come, Mr. Phoenix Rooty... <Fremziska> Begins to leave <PhoenixRoot> (Why do I even follow her around...) <Fremziska> So you don't get whipped.... <PhoenixRoot> (...right) Both leave <MilesSeanworth> Ahh..peace....Falls asleep CRASH! A giant lampshade crashes down on the building <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> Pounding on Seanworth's door <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> SEANWORTH! THE SKY HAD A BABY! SEEEEEAAANNNWOOOOORTTHHH! <MilesSeanworth> Why does my life have to suck? Door crashes open <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> BECAUSE THE SKY HAD A BABY! <MilesSeanworth> The Sky had a baby. THE SKY IS NOT A LIVING THING! THE SKY IS INCAPABLE OF HAVING A BABY! Goes into the long an excrutiating details of how a baby is born <MilesSeanworth> Ergo, the Sky cannot have a baby. <PhoenixRoot> .... <Fremziska> .... <PhoenixRoot> Why.... <Fremziska> WHY ON EARTH DID YOU HAVE TO TELL US THAT?! <MilesSeanworth> Because you were claiming the Sky had a baby. <Fremziska> THAT DOESN'T MATTER <Fremziska> PREPARE TO EAT LEATHER, FIEND <MilesSeanworth> I just ate, thanks. <Fremziska> Begins rapidly whipping Seanworth <MilesSeanworth> ...OW! <Fremziska> Raises whip in the air and makes it come down. Hard <Fremziska> And THAT...is for talking back, FOOL! <MilesSeanworth> ......Oh COME ON! You're both grown LAWYERS. <MilesSeanworth> Are you seriously going to say you don't know how it worked before? <Fremziska> WHAT DOES HAVING TO BE AN ATTORNEY HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! <PhoenixRoot> WHAT SHE SAID. <PhoenixRoot> No, at least, I'm not going to but that's not the point! <Fremziska> ARE YOU SAYING I AM WRONG, MR. MILES SEANWORTH?! Raises whip <MilesSeanworth> Yeah, but I imagine you HAVE To know this stuff <Jeffdot> Mumbling in the closet and makes weird noises <MilesSeanworth> Ah, Jeffdot is up. <Jeffdot> Bursts out of the closet, this time with clothes on <Jeffdot> Ow.... <Fremziska> Oh Jeffdot...you're back with us. <Jeffdot> Yes...I'm actually better now. <Fremziska> Are you hurt? <PhoenixRoot> ... <Jeffdot> No...why? <Fremziska> Whips Jeffdot off his feet <Jeffdot> Hits the floor and Kamina shades break Ow... <Fremziska> How 'bout now? <Jeffdot> ...yes....yes I am in quite a bit of pain... <Fremziska> Good... <MilesSeanworth> I have an idea! Why don't you go hang out with the Sky's Baby, and I'll join you when my limbs aren't broken! OKAY? :-D <Jeffdot> What? The sky had a baby??!!?!?!? <Fremziska + PhoenixRoot> YES! <Jeffdot> This changes everything! <Jeffdot> I mean, EVERYTHING! <Jeffdot> Like, I mean, I don't HATE Rote anymore! <PhoenixRoot> And yet you continue to call me 'Rote'... <Jeffdot> Deal with it. You got Phoenix Rooty AND ROTE now. <MilesSeanworth>* <MilesSeanworth> You have an interesting life, eh Root? <PhoenixRoot> If my 'interesting' you mean miserable, then yes. Yes, I have a very INTERESTING life.. The P.A. system comes on <Voice> Attention sick people! <Voice> The sky just had a baby! <Voice> We are also under fire from an army of light bulbs with feet and a legion of shrubberies! Please evacuate immediately! <Everyone> . . . <PhoenixRoot> Did he just say... <Jeffdot> ...that we were being attacked... <Fremziska> ...by legions of light bulbs... <MilesSeanworth> ...and SHRUBBERIES?! <PhoenixRoot> We need to get out of here...fast... <Fremziska> I agree... <Jeffdot> He's right..(for once...) <PhoenixRoot> What do we do with Seanworth? <Fremziska> I vote for taking him instead of Jeffdot. <Jeffdot> Leave him here. <MilesSeanworth> I agree with Fremziska. Leave Jeffdot and take me with you. <PhoenixRoot> We have a better chance of surviving together. Rolls over a wheelchair Get in. Now. <Jeffdot> So you're...not leaving me behind? <MilesSeanworth> Slowly sits on the wheelchair <Fremziska> I wish, but Mr. Phoenix Rooty is right...we need each other... <PhoenixRoot> All right! Let's get out of here


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