Viewing Single Post From: Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition

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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 05:01 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 733 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[18:12] <PhoenixRoot> Stuffing Jeffdot into a closet [18:12] <PhoenixRoot> closes door Well that oughta do it... [18:13] <MilesSeanworth> Heh, you'll realize Fremziska is going to murder you when she wakes up.. [18:13] <PhoenixRoot> Oh crap***... [18:13] <MilesSeanworth> Snickers* [18:13] <PhoenixRoot> Think telling her that Natolant came back from the dead'll work? [18:14] <MilesSeanworth> Do you want an honest answer or one that you want to hear? [18:14] <PhoenixRoot> Honest answer. [18:14] <MilesSeanworth> No. [18:14] <PhoenixRoot> Buggers... [18:15] <Natolant> Bursts through door Hello, my little underlings! [18:15] <PhoenixRoot + MilesSeanworth> DO YOU EVER DIE?! [18:15] <Natolant> Nope. [18:16] <Fremziska> Arousing ..mm..f....Mr...Phoenix.....Rooty.... [18:16] <Fremziska> When I'm....recovered....I...am....going...to... [18:16] <Fremziska> Sniffs ..... [18:16] <Fremziska> Jumps wipe awake and lunges at Natolant [18:17] <Natolant> So Mr. Seanworth, word has it it's time for your gender-change operation! Well...the time as -AUGHHHH [18:17] <Fremziska> Lunges at Natolant, and whips his throat as he's talking mid-sentence [18:17] <Natolant> AUGHHH! MAH PRECIOUS JUGGULAR! [18:18] <Fremziska> Spits on Natolant [18:18] <Fremziska> Yeah, I heard you before...and me kicks Natolant, who is now on the floor [18:18] <Fremziska> stomps on his chest --and Mr. Phoenix Rooty..-- [18:18] <Fremziska> Kicks his head ARE Kicks his groin [18:19] <Natolant> Mommy.. [18:19] <Fremziska> NOT. whips his face several times high-spped [18:19] <Fremziska> TOGETHER ! One resounding-rib-cracking whip across the chest (No pun intended) [18:20] <Natolant> Curled in a fetal position (I regret everything) [18:20] <Natolant> I feel pain... [18:20] <Fremziska> BUT YOU DO NOT LIVE IT?! WHIPPING TIME! [18:20] <Fremziska> Goes haywire on Natolant, causing him to die...again [18:20] <Natolant> Mutiliated and dead [18:21] <Fremziska> Whips Natolant's body into the closet [18:21] <Fremziska> Turning to Root and as for YOU... [18:21] <PhoenixRoot> Oh BUGGERS...Sweating... [21:07] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty...you SHOT me... [21:08] <Fremziska> I am not very happy right now with you... [21:08] <Jeffdot> Awake on the closest [21:08] <Jeffdot> WOO! A BRAWL! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! [21:08] <Fremziska> SILENCE FOOL! Whips flies through the closet and a scream can be heard [21:09] <Jeffdot> Whimper [21:09] <Fremziska> NO WHIMPERING EITHER! Whip flies in again [21:09] <Jeffdot> (Sobbing At least I'm safe inside my mind) [21:09] <Fremziska> NO WHERE IS SAFE FOR YOU, JEFFDOT! WHip flies in again [21:10] <Jeffdot> UWAAGH!....Bleeding, but still can't be seen [21:10] <Fremziska> YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BLEED EITHER once again, whip flies in [21:10] <Jeffdot> (URP!) Collapses again [21:10] <Fremziska> Now where was I... [21:10] <PhoenixRoot> Not about to whip my bones to dust? [21:11] <Fremziska> Ah yes, your punishment. [21:12] <PhoenixRoot> Can you punish Jeffdot instead? [21:12] <Fremziska> No, but since you ask Whips Jeffdot, who is still in the closet [21:12] <Jeffdot> Passed out, but can feel it in his dreams (Urp...) [21:12] <Fremziska> Now what shall I do...hm... [17:48] <Fremziska> You...you must sing...it. [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> You can't be serious... [23:09] <Fremziska> Yes....sing it.. [23:09] <Fremziska> You WILL sing it. [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> o.o [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> You're not thinking of...? [23:09] <Fremziska> Oh yeah. [23:09] <Fremziska> Cracks whip NOW SING IT! [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Whimper [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> Gets a guitar out of a cabinet and hands it to Sean [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> You're helping me. [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> Okay [23:12] <Fremziska> Hmph...on with it, Mr. Phoenix Rooty. [23:12] <MilesSeanworth> Begins playing Fury of the Storm [23:12] <PhoenixRoot> WRONG SONG. [23:12] <Fremziska> WHIPS both Root and Seanworth [23:12] <Fremziska> Strike 1... [23:13] <MilesSeanworth> FURY OF THE STORM IS BETTER ;-; [23:15] <Fremziska> I don't care Whips Seanworth Quit your whining... [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> It's a Steely Dan song, whether you enjoy them or you don't...that she wants me to sing. [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> Be glad you aren't singing. [17:48] <PhoenixRoot> "We hear you're leaving; that's okay..." [23:16] <MilesSeanworth> I don't know that....Plays to his best ability. [23:16] <Fremziska> Grinning malciously [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> I thought our little 'wild' time had just ended [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> I guess you kind of excited yourself - you turn and whip. [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> But if you have a change of heart...(yeah, RIGHT >.>) [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> gulp... ...do I have to? [23:17] <Fremziska> YES! [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> Moans [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number [23:18] <MilesSeanworth> Nearly loses composure [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> You don't wanna whip nobody else. [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> Reading off some sheet music and eyes shatter open [23:19] <PhoenixRoot>...mmf... [23:19] <Fremziska> SING IT! NOW! [17:49] <MilesSeanworth> Whispers This is all your fault. [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> hisses I know, I know.. [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Send it off in a letter, to yourself. [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number... [23:20] <Fremziska> =D [23:20] <Phoenixroot> (Oh..no...) It's the only one you own. [23:20] <MilesSeanworth> Bwhahahahah! [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> You might use it if you feel malcious! [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> When you gettt....hooome. [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> I have a friend in town Glances toward Seanworth, he's heard your name. [23:21] <MilesSeanworth> O_O; [23:22] <MilesSeanworth> Oh I cannot wait until I get out of this hospital.... [17:49] <PhoenixRoot> We can go out driving, on, slow hand row... [23:22] <PhoenixRoot> We could stay inside and play "games" (Gulps) I don't know.. [23:22] <PhoenixRoot> And you could have a change of heart... [23:23] <MilesSeanworth> Trying SO DAMN HARD NOT TO LAUGH [23:28] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number... [23:28] <PhoenixRoot> Trying to hold out from crying You don't wanna...whip...nobody else.. [23:28] <PhoenixRoot> (I can't do this...) [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> Hahahahah! [23:29] <Fremziska> It's blantly obvious she's enjoying the pain and suffering [23:29] <Fremziska> QUIET YOU Whips Seanworth [23:29] <Fremziska> Finish it, Phoenix Rooty... [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> OW! BLEEP [23:29] <PhoenixRoot> Send it off in a letter, to yourself [23:29] <PhoenixRoot> Fremmy don't lose that number [23:29] <PhoenixRoot> You might use it if you feel malcious! [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> When yoou gettt hoome... [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> You tell youreself you're not my kind... [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> (Aaaugh...) [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> But you don't even know your mind.. [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> and you can have a change...of...hea...rt? [23:31] <Fremziska> BWHAHAHAHAHAHA-coughhackwheeze* [17:49] <Fremziska> Ahem...that was BRILLIANT! [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> I feel violated... [23:31] <MilesSeanworth> Wow......You're REALLY not helping avoid the fan causes pairings.. [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah.. [23:31] <Fremziska> NONSENSE! BLASPHEMERS! Whips both [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> moan [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> Just think about this for a moment...the lyrics [23:47] <Fremziska> What? [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> "I thought our little wild time had just ended" Well uhh... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> That couldn't be saying ANYTHING, right? [23:48] <Fremziska> ... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> How about the last batch? "You tell yourself you're not my kind; but you don't even know your mind; and you could have a change of heart" [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> Desk slam This is just another sad excuse for sad people to pair us together! [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> (And WHERE on God's green earth did I get a desk? no matter...) [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WASN'T A DESK [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WAS MY LEG [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> MY BROKEN LEG, I MAY ADD [23:53] <PhonenixRoot> Oh...heh...heh [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah.. [23:31] <Fremziska> NONSENSE! BLASPHEMERS! Whips both [23:31] <PhoenixRoot> moan [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> Just think about this for a moment...the lyrics [23:47] <Fremziska> What? [17:50] <PhoenixRoot> "I thought our little wild time had just ended" Well uhh... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> That couldn't be saying ANYTHING, right? [23:48] <Fremziska> ... [23:48] <PhoenixRoot> How about the last batch? "You tell yourself you're not my kind; but you don't even know your mind; and you could have a change of heart" [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> Desk slam This is just another sad excuse for sad people to pair us together! [23:49] <PhoenixRoot> (And WHERE on God's green earth did I get a desk? no matter...) [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WASN'T A DESK [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> IT WAS MY LEG [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> MY BROKEN LEG, I MAY ADD [23:53] <PhonenixRoot> Oh...heh...heh [23:56] <Fremziska> Alas...you have caught me, Mr. Phoenix Rooty... [23:56] <PhoenixRoot> Augh, you mean you're deny--..wait...WHAAAAAAAAT?! [23:57] <MilesSeanworth> O_O [23:57] <PhoenixRoot> You mean...you..a.nd...I..? [23:57] <Fremziska> Yes...and no. [23:57] <MilesSeanworth> LOLZ, OMINOUS ANSWER [23:57] <Fremziska> I did this to indeed increase the number of people who pair us together. [17:51] <Fremziska> Whips seanworth QUIET WHEN I SPEAK. [23:57] <MilesSeanworth> Pain ;; [23:57] <Fremziska> ...however it was to increase the fatality count of those who do increase pairings! [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> (Hmm...I don't see a psyche-lock..) [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> (Then again, I don't have a Magatama...meh. Oh well. I'll take her word for it, for now...not that I have much a choice, that is..) [00:00] <Fremziska> Hmph...you're such a sap.. [00:01] <MilesSeanworth> Wow... <Fremziska> A sap Mr. Phoenix Rooty... [00:04] <PhoenixRoot> (Okay, and why hasn't she whipped me yet?) [00:05] <Fremziska> Did you really think, that if I felt that way I'd be making it so blantly obvious? [00:05] <Fremziska> Would I be really acting this way? Well? WELL MR. PHOENIX ROOTY?! WELLLL?! Whips [00:05] <PhoenixRoot> Mmf! [00:05] <PhoenixRoot> Well, no, I suppose not. [00:05] <Fremziska> I thought s-- [00:05] <PhoenixRoot> Unless... [00:06] <Fremziska> Whips THE ONLY THING ALLOWED TO INTERRUPT ME AND MY PERFECTION IS DEATH ITSELF [00:06] <PhoenixRoot> ...ow... [00:06] <PhoenixRoot> B-but anyway...let's think about this hypothetically [00:07] <PhoenixRoot> If you really did feel that way, then maybe you would really make it so blantly obvious as to hide the fact that it couldn't be that easy! [00:07] <PhoenixRoot> A little reverese-psycology...eh? Eh? [00:07] <Fremziska> You're a foolish fool, Mr. Phoenix Rooty. [00:08] <Fremziska> whips Only a foolish fool would think up such foolish thoughts! Whip whip whip [00:08] <PhoenixRoot> Ow. Owowowowow! [00:08] <PhoenixRoot> So you deny it...? [00:08] <MilesSeanworth> The nile isn't just a river in Egypt... [00:08] <Fremziska> DID ANYONE ASK YOUR OPINION SEANWORTH? Double-extrahard whip [17:53] <PhoenixRoot> Well, Fremmy? [00:09] <Fremziska> Hmph. I don't think you need me to answer that foolishly foolish question spawned from a foolishly foolish fool who practices foolish tomfoolery. [00:17] <PhoenixRoot> Hah...okay then [00:18] <Fremziska> WHAT?! YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? TASTE WHIP, YOU SICK MAN! [00:18] <PhoenixRoot> No no-AUGH! Whipped in face [00:18] <Fremziska> ( Mff!) [00:18] <PhoenixRoot> (Wow she was quick to answer...) [17:53] <Fremziska> You will not mention any of this to anyone, am I clear? [13:20] <PhoenixRoot> sight Yes... [13:21] <MilesSeanworth> no. [13:21] <Fremziska> WHIPS How about now? [13:21] <MilesSeanworth> ...what was the question again? [13:21] <Fremziska> Whips twice as hard [13:21] <MilesSeanworth> --I MEAN YES! YES YOU ARE CRYSTAL CLEAR [13:22] <Fremziska> Excellent... [13:22] <Jeffdot> (Lucky me, I heard everything! Boy are the tabloids going to enjoy this!) [13:22] <Fremziska> No, Jeffdot, you are not exempt from this [13:23] <Fremziska> Tell anyone and your punishment will be far greater than any before. [13:23] <Fremziska> You think what I've done thus far is horrible? It doesn't even scratch the surface [13:23] <PhoenixRoot + MilesSeanworth> Whimper O.O;; [13:24] <Fremziska> Meet the Whipmaster 9000. Takes out a slightly larger, jet-black whip with a weird handle [13:24] <Fremziska> Who wants to give it a go! [13:25] <Jeffdot> Points at Seanworth and Root [13:25] <PhoenixRoot + MilesSeanworth> Both point at Jeffdot [13:25] <Fremziska> Jeffdot it is! [13:25] <Jeffdot> MERCY! NO! NONONNONONONNONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [13:25] <Fremziska> Hmm...I have a 'frappe' setting on here [13:25] <PhoenixRoot> Oh this is not going to be pretty... [13:25] <MilesSeanworth> Verily.. [17:53] <Fremziska> Hits the frappe setting button and whips [13:26] The whip hits Jeffdot, and then begins spinning back and forth very quickly [13:26] <Jeffdot> AUUUUUUU - this is quite painful - GHHHHHHHHHHHH! [13:27] <Fremziska> Wow this is a powerful tool...whip whip whip [13:27] <Jeffdot> Is already frail enough, collapses again [13:27] <Fremziska> And there you have it! [13:28] <Fremziska> So uh...don't say anything to anyone! ^.^ [13:29] <MilesSeanwortht> Don't you feel a little sorry for Jeffdot right now...? [13:29] <PhoenixRoot> A little bit yeah... [13:29] <Fremziska> Not in the least.


Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition · Room 42 (Literature)