Viewing Single Post From: Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition

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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:59 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 736 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	<December 1, 2007. The YDB Clinic. 2:25 P.M> [14:26] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [14:27] <Dr. Pinter> Both of your friends are going to make full recoveries. [14:27] <Dr. Pinter> And we're going to charge them mass sums of money and manage to screw something from small, but vital up...such as removing their tonsles without their permission. [14:28] <PhoenixRoot> Isn't that uh...illegal? [14:28] <Dr. Pinter> Screw the law, I'm smart. [14:28] <Dr. Pinter> Who are you anyway? A lawyer? [14:28] <MilesSeanworth> Yes. [14:28] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, actually. I'm Phoenix Root> [14:29] <PhoenixRoot> Shush Seanworth. Mommy and Daddy are talking. [14:29] <MilesSeanworth> o.O [14:29] <Dr. Pinter> ...oh. [14:29] <Dr. Pinter> ..man you are pretty mean, do you know that? [14:30] <PhoenixRoot> So are you, Mass-sums-of-money boy. [14:30] <Dr. Pinter> Yeah, you're right. [14:31] <Fremziska> Grumbles [14:31] <PhoenixRoot> Standing in front of Fremziska What's wrong..? They're both going to live! [14:31] <Fremziska> I wanted them to die for what they did... [14:31] <PhoenixRoot> First off, it's illegal to kill people.....second what they did wasn't that bad. [14:32] <Fremziska> ...yes it was. [14:32] <PhoenixRoot> (I'm just a little intimidated by that) Okay...Jeffdot was pretty out of line, he got what he deserved, but death was a little too much [14:32] <Fremziska> No it wasn't. [14:32] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, it was a little too much. Anyway, he's going to live and I hear he's in a lot of pain, so... [14:33] <Fremziska> =D Pain! [14:33] <PhoenixRoot> Anyway, Seanworth, you have a visitor... [14:33] <MilesSeanworth> ...? [14:33] <PhoenixRoot> Stands aside to reveal Fremziska [14:33] <MilesSeanworth> Oh...no..... 14:34] <Fremziska> How are you feeling Seanworth? [14:34] <MilesSeanworth> In pain. [14:34] <Fremziska> Yay pain! [14:34] <Fremziska> I've got a present for you Seanworth.. [14:35] <MilesSeanworth> Oh? [14:35] <Fremziska> It's more pain! Holds whip up [14:35] <MilesSeanworth> O_O [14:36] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! What did we agree to before we got here!? [14:36] <Fremziska> ...oh fine...Hmph. Lowers whip [14:36] <Dr. Pinter> I'm sorry, no weapons allowed in the hospital. I will be confinscating it [14:36] <PhoenixRoot> In backround shaking head and mouthing 'No! no!' [14:36] <Fremziska> ...excuse me? [14:37] <Dr. Pinter> I said I'm going to have to....Sees Fremziska holding whip up ...uh...nothing... [14:37] <Dr. Pinter> Oh would you look at the time! I need to go rip off some..e.r....OTHER PATIENT GOTTA GO BYE Exits room [14:43] <Fremziska> Now, where were we... [17:30] [<PhoenixRoot> Not hurting Seanworth over there [14:43] <Fremziska> Oh yeah...and you better hold up your end the bargain later... [14:43] <PhoenixRoot> Oh I will... [14:44] <MilesSeanworth> ...what are you guys talking about...and do I want to hear it? [14:45] <MilesSeanworth> It doesn't sound right... [14:45] <MilesSeanworth> ...I'm going to regret that..... [14:45] <Fremziska> Yes, you will whip [14:45] <MilesSeanworth> OW@! [14:45] <PhoenixRoot> Stop the whippings already, he needs to recover.... [14:45] <PhoenixRoot> but yeah, that was a pretty crude comment...we were talking about playing Pictionary later. [17:30] <MilesSeanworth> Ooh! Can I join? [14:46] <PhoenixRoot> Sure. [14:47] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers But if you draw "PR <3s FvK" I'm going to put something sharp in your eyes. [14:47] <PhoenixRoot> or ANYTHING of the sort. [14:47] <MilesSeanworth> I won't..... [14:49] <PhoenixRoot> Excellent! [14:49] <Fremziska> What'd you say to him? [14:49] <PhoenixRoot> We were just having a little 'understanding' about some things... [14:50] <MilesSeanwoth> So..uh...how do you PLAY Pictionary anyway? [14:50] <PhoenixRoot> I'll tell you w hen we get back from Jeffdot's room... <December 2nd, 2007. 10:56 P.M. YDB Clinc. Room 305> [22:56] <Jeffdot> ...ngh...the...pain... [17:31] <PhoenixRoot> Why hello there, Mr. Jeffdot... [22:57] <Jeffdot> ...wha...?...Rote? What are you doing here? [17:32] <PhoenixRoot> I'm visiting you to see how you're doing...see, I'm actually a nice person. I brought a friend along. [22:57] <Jeffdot> ... [22:58] <Fremziska> Hello there, Jeffdot... [22:58] <Jeffdot> Oh please, as if I wasn't in enough pain...now I have to see you two lovebirds in here... [22:58] <PhoenixRoot> Stands frozen for a second ....Fremziska.... [22:58] <Fremziska> LET ME AT HIM Whip in the air [17:32] <PhoenixRoot> HOLD IT! [22:59] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers I've got a better idea...did you notice that machine outside the door. [22:59] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty...you've come between me and my whip again.. [22:59] <PhoenixRoot> Oh no, you'll like this MUCH more better...go buy something from that machine. Just do it... [22:59] <Fremziska> FINE. Storms off outside [23:00] <PhoenixRoot> So Jeffdot...how-HOLY Crap....Is that a MOUNTAINDEW DRIP!? [23:00] <Jeffdot> Yes, Rote it is, and I'd really appreciate if you and your girlfriend left me alone and let me have my pain in peace. [23:01] <PhoenixRoot> For the LAST time, she is NOT my girlfriend...you're going to get her to kill you one of these days... [23:01] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [23:01] <Jeffdot> As if she hasn't already... [23:01] <Fremziska> Returns, with can in hand [23:01] <Jeffdot> ....what is that? [23:01] <Jeffdot> IS IT MOUNTAIN DEW? GIMMIE!! [17:32] <PhoenixRoot> Oh this? Takes can from Fremziska [23:02] <PhoenixRoot> Of course not. It's iced tea! Nestea, actually. Holds up can, revealing the Nestea logo [23:02] <Jeffdot> BLASPHEMER! GET THAT WRETCHED PIECE OF METAL AWAY FROM ME! [17:33] <PhoenixRoot> Watch this, Fremmy... [23:02] <PhoenixRoot> Opens up MountainDew drip back, and slowly begins dripping iced tea in [23:02] <Jeffdot> ...you! [23:02] <Jeffdot> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [23:03] <Jeffdot> I CAN FEEL IT SLOWLY ENTERING MY VEINS!!!!!!!!!!! [23:03] <Jeffdot> MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOPPPPP! [23:03] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty... [23:03] <Fremziska> You were right...for once....this IS better than whipping him! [23:03] <Jeffdot> AUGH! ICED TEA! IN! MY! BODY! [23:04] <Jeffdot> Begins convulsing on the hospital bed [23:04] <Fremziska> Do you think it'll kill him?! [23:04] <PhoenixRoot> What? You're worried about him? [23:04] <Fremziska> Well no, I was hoping he'd die... [23:04] <PhoenixRoot> As if whipping him into hospital care wasn't good enough!? [23:04] <Fremziska> Well no, but I heard what he said... [23:05] <PhoenixRoot>....oh....want to try pouring it all in? [23:05] <Jeffdot> DON'T YOU DARE. [17:33] <PhoenixRoot> Hands the can to Fremziska It's all yours. [23:05] <Fremziska> =D! begins slowly pouring the iced tea into the drip [23:05] <Jeffdot> WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [17:34] <Jeffdot> You cruel, cruel temptress.... [23:06] <Fremziska> I know Jeffdot, I know... [23:07] <Fremziska> Pours even slowly so it drips every 10 seconds [23:07] <Jeffdot> It's like watching a drop of pain SLOWLY seep into my skin... [23:07] <Jeffdot> ....I'm going to die here aren't I? [23:07] <PhoenixRoot> Probably not. [23:07] <Fremziska> Hopefully. [23:07] <Jeffdot> (Hmm....if I'm going to die here I wonder if I should insult them more....) [23:08] <Jeffdot> So you're going to commit lovers' murder? [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> ...Jeffdot...I hate you so VERY much. I'll be right back. [23:08] <Fremziska> Fuming [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> Don't kill him Fremmy...I need to take care of something first. [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Leaves and comes back with two cans [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Here, Fremmy. This'll cool you down. hands a can [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers Reveal the logo to him... [23:09] <Fremziska> ...is this...? [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Yep. [17:34] <Jeffdot> ... [23:09] <Jeffdot> ...you better not be doing what I think... [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> Ah....a nice, cold, MOUNTAIN DEW! [23:10] <Jeffdot> YOU ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> grins [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> This is what happens when you piss us off with your Fremziska/PhoenixRoot pairings, you fool... [23:10] <Jeffdot> I don't see how it could get much worse... [17:35] <Jeffdot> You...spawns...of...SATAN [20:00] <Jeffdot> How dare you taint the HOLIEST OF BEVERAGES!? [20:02] <Jeffdot> Why...if I weren't in an unstable condition... [20:02] <PhoenixRoot> As if you were in a stable condition BEFORE? [20:02] <Jeffdot> ... [20:03] <Fremziska> What would you do? Bleed on us? [20:04] <Jeffdot> .......Rote and Fremziska sittin' in a [20:05] <PhoenixRoot>--Interrupting If you value what little life you have left, you'll stop that...right now. [20:06] <Jeffdot> Or what're you going to do? You've already put iced TEA in my mountain dew drip...you've drank mountain dew in front of me [20:06] <Jeffdot> ...ha! You're out of torture devices Rote! [17:35] <Jeffdot> As I was saying... [20:06] <Jeffdot> Sitting in a tr-- [20:06] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [20:07] <PhoenixRoot> Grins Holds up a can [20:07] <Jeffdot> ...so what? I told you, that won't work anymore... [20:07] <PhoenixRoot> Slides hand down revealing the words 'Caffiene Free' [20:07] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks ...you were saying? [20:08] <Jeffdot> Stammering I...I uh...I... [20:09] <PhoenixRoot> You'd better apologize...or else.. [20:09] <Jeffdot> ...I...umm.... [20:09] <PhoenixRoot> Opens can, slowly [20:09] <Jeffdot> NGH...Noo.....please no... [20:10] <Fremziska> Softly chanting Do it, do it, do it... [20:11] <Jeffdot> ..... [20:11] <Jeffdot> (You can do it Jeffdot...you can do it...) [20:12] <PhoenixRoot> (Bleh, to hell with him) Slowly drips one drop of Caffiene free into the drip [20:12] <Jeffdot> Staring right at it as it is dissolved.... [20:12] <Jeffdot> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [20:13] <Jeffdot> Twiching on hospital bed Make it stoppppp... [17:35] <PhoenixRoot> You should've stopped while you could! [20:15] <PhoenixRoot> Drops one more drop of the drink into the drip, and removes can [20:15] <PhoenixRoot> That oughta do it, for now... [17:36] <Jeffdot> I should've...know better.......panting for breath [20:20] <Fremziska> Yes. You should have. [20:21] <PhoenixRoot> Now do you understand Jeffdot...? [20:21] <PhoenixRoot> Enough is enough... [20:21] <Jeffdot> What are you talking about? This is only another excuse to hate you, Rote! [20:21] <PhoenixRoot> WHAT?! [20:22] <Jeffdot> Surely you didn't think you could win? [20:22] <PhoenixRoot> Then what was that 'I should've known better' crap all about?! [20:22] <Jeffdot> Oh, I have to give you some credit Rote...I didn't think you could be that creative. [20:23] <Jeffdot> Bravo, Rote, Bravo... [20:23] <PhoenixRoot> Oh, BULLCRAP... [20:24] <Jeffdot> Now where was I...Oh yes.. [20:24] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> NO! [20:24] <Jeffdot> ..in a tree..K-I-S-S-I-N-G [20:24] <PhoenixRoot> (GAH!) GIMMIE THAT Grabs the can and dumps it ALL into the drip [20:24] <Jeffdot> Oh crap**** [20:25] <Fremziska> I don't care what you say, he's getting WHIPPED! [20:25] <Jeffdot> No, please no I didn't mean-- [20:25] <Fremziska> NO! WHIPS! [17:36] <Jeffdot> OW! [20:25] <Jeffdot> No...not my frail..weak...body... [20:25] <Jeffdot> How do you LIVE with yourself?! OWOWOW! [20:26] <Fremziska> Continues whipping VERY EASILY! I AM ENJOYING THIS SO VERY MUCH! [20:26] <Jeffdot>OWOWOW! [20:26] <PhoenixRoot> One could ask you the same question Jeffdot... [20:26] <Jeffdot> (Oh...urgh...I can feel the....drink...in my veins...) [20:26] <Jeffdot> OW! [20:27] <Jeffdot> Argh.... [20:27] <PhoenixRoot> I don't know when it'll end Jeffdot, and I really don't care, because I'll be over here enjoying the show. Sits in a chair watching Fremziska pound the ever-loving crap out of Jeffdot with her whip [20:28] <Jeffdot> AUGH! No, I don't want to die! [20:28] <PhoenixRoot> Quit your whining, you know you deserve this. [20:29] <Jeffdot> (You know...he's kind of right...I do...) NO I DON'T! [20:29] <Fremziska + PhoenixRoot> YES YOU DO [20:31] <Jeffdot> ...ow...ow... [20:31] <Fremziska> AND ONE MORE FOR GOOD LUCK! Final whip! [20:31] <Jeffdot> OW! [20:32] <Fremziska> Rolls up whip [20:32] <Jeffdot> Joy...a new set of fresh wounds [20:32] <Fremziska> AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT. [17:37] <MilesSeanworth> (I wonder what all those screams from across the hall are coming from...? It sounds like a very painful operation...) [20:33] <PhoenixRoot> Well that was quit entertaining and fulfilling, I must say. Thank you, Fremmy. [20:34] <Fremziska> Malicious grin Yes...the pleasure..it was all mine! BWHAHAHaha.hha....cough, hack, wheeze [20:34] <PhoenixRoot> ...uh...yeah...try not to do that...for the sake of your health and...er.....my sanity. [20:35] <Fremziska> Shush you and deal with it Whips [20:35] <PhoenixRoot> Mmf... [20:35] <PhoenixRoot> And thank YOU Jeffdot, for without you I wouldn't have had this much fun watching someone else in pain! [20:36] <Jeffdot> ow...pain...ow....pain....ow...pain... [20:36] <PhoenixRoot> Ah...yes quite. Well [20:37] <PhoenixRoot> Pulls out a bottle of Root beer and is about to drink... [20:37] <PhoenixRoot> Oh, Jeffdot! Your drip is completely dry...here, let me "FIX" That.... [20:38] <PhoenixRoot> Dumps the whole bottle of root beer into the drip [20:38] <PhoenixRoot> Trust me...you've earned every DROP of it.. [20:39] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks Well, Jeffdot, I must be taking my leave...have a wonderful day...hehe.... [20:39] <PhoenixRoot> Leaves [20:39] <Fremziska> Goodbye Mr. Jeffdot Whips [20:39] <Jeffdot> (Oh christ...) [20:40] <Fremziska> Leaves after Root [20:40] <Jeffdot> (...at last, they're gone...augh....) [20:40] <Jeffdot> Finally passes out from the anguish... <December 3rd, 2007. 8:43 P.M. YDB Clinic, Room 303> [20:43] <PhoenixRoot> Enters the room with Fremziska [20:44] <MilesSeanworth> Oh, there you guys are...what was going on across the hall...? Do you know..? [20:44] <PhoenixRoot> Oh do we KNOW alright... [20:44] <MilesSeanworth> You sound rather...pleased....do I want to know? [20:44] <Fremziska> Do you think you get a choice? Holds up whip [20:44] <MilesSeanworth> ...evidentally not.... [20:45] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> Tell Seanworth the events that transpired in Jeffdot's room [20:45] <MilesSeanworth> I really think he might be right... [17:37] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> Both stare at Seanworth, Fremziska with her whip raised and ready [20:45] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah...oh WAIT WAIT WAIT [20:45] <MilesSeanworth> No, I didn't mean Whipped! [20:46] <Fremziska> WHIP WHIP WHIP [20:46] <MilesSeanworth> AUGH! NO NO NO! [20:46] <MilesSeanworth> I Meant-OW!-that you guys-OWOWOWOWOW-are the spawns-OW- of satan! [20:46] <Fremziska> whip whip whip whipwhipwhipwhi- and some of th-...oh....OH...yeah. [20:46] <Fremziska> Maybe. [20:47] <PhoenixRoot> Nah, I don't think so. He kind of had it coming, you know? [19:12] <MilesSeanworth> ...being poisoned? You just poisoned him, and the best excuse you can come up with was 'HE HAD IT COMING TO HIM'?! [19:12] <PhoenixRoot> ....pretty much, yeah. [19:12] <MilesSeanworth> ....... [19:12] <Fremziska> Mr. Miles Seanworth... [19:13] <MilesSeanworth> Y-yes Fremziska...? [19:13] <Fremziska> It almost sounds like you want to...PROTECT...Jeffdot... [19:13] <MilesSeanworth> ...n-no...I-I-I-I....notatall! [19:14] <Fremziska> Holds up whip Are you SURE....? [19:14] <MilesSeanworth> Y-yes... [19:14] <Fremziska> Good.... [19:14] <MilesSeanworth> (Whew...) [19:14] <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth [19:14] <MilesSeanworth> OW! What was that for?! I don't need new injuries! [19:14] <Fremziska> ....because I felt like it. [19:15] <PhoenixRoot> (This is one dangerous woman...) [19:16] <MilesSeanworth> Out of sheer curosity, and not anything pertaining to caring about his recovery, when is Jeffdot going to get out of the hospital? [19:16] <Fremziska> Never, if I can help it. [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> (Man, she really has some sort of grudge against him...) [19:17] <Fremziska> Pairings are unforgiveable Mr. Phoenix Rooty. [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> Wha....wha....WHAAAAAAAAT?! [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?! [19:17] <Fremziska> My whip gives me mind-reading powers...I can see what you're thinking...and stare into your soul. [19:17] <PhoenixRoot> (Why do I don't believe this...) [19:18] <Fremziska> Whips YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. [19:18] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Okay! Okay! [19:31] <Fremziska> And YOU! Turns to Root SING IT! NOW [19:31] <PhoenixRoot> WHAT?! NO! .... [19:31] <Fremziska> NOW I SAY! Whips [19:31] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Sing WHAT exactly? [19:32] <Fremziska> SING IT! NOW! [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> You're not talking about...? [19:33] <Fremziska> YES! YESYES SING IITTTTTT! [17:40] <Fremziska> Whips hard [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> OWWW!! [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> Fine... [19:33] <PhoenixRoot> Now they lay his body down...sad old men who run this town.. [19:34] <PhoenixRoot> I still recall the way he led the site and saved the day [19:34] <PhoenixRoot> HTML code and binary [19:34] <PhoenixRoot> I can hear the percussion playin'... [19:35] <PhoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of Good King Natolant [17:40] <PhoenixRoot> Ring out the past, his name lives on [19:35] <Phoenixroot> Roll out the bones and raise up your bottle! [19:37] <PhoenixRoot> Raise up your glass to Good King Nyarn! [19:37] <PhoenixRoot> While he plundered games far and wide. [19:39] <Phoenixroot> All his starving members moaned... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> And though we sung his fame... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> We all went hungry just the same... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> He meant to shine... [19:39] <PhoenixRoot> To the end of his line! [19:39] <PHoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of Good King Natolant! [19:40] <PhoenixRoot> Ring out the past, and his name lives on! [19:40] <PhoenixRoot> Roll out the bones and raise up your bottle! [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> Raise up your glass to Good King Nyarn! [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> And though he was shined to the end of his line... [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of all of his pairings! [19:41] <PhoenixRoot> But his name lives on, and on [17:41] <PhoenixRoot> We've seen the last, of Good King Natolant! [19:42] <Fremziska> Very good Mr. Phoenix Rooty. You're a great musician. [19:42] <PhoenixRoot> You really think so? [19:42] <Fremziska> No, not really Whips [19:42] <PhoenixRoot> (Ow...thanks...) [19:42] <Fremziska> Your welcome... [19:43] <Fremziska> Wait, no screams of pain?! I DEMAND SCREAMS OF ANGUISH! [19:43] <Fremziska> WHIP WHIPWHIPWHIP [19:43] <PhoenixRoot> OW WOWO WOOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [19:50] <PhoenixRoot> Panting ...that was horrible... [19:51] <Fremziska> Lies....now sing another! [19:51] <PhoenixRoot> ....I'm tired. No. [19:51] <Fremziska> Did you just tell THE Fremziska von KARMA NO!? [19:51] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, I think I did [19:51] <Fremziska> WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [19:52] <Fremziska> WHIPS SING IT NOW! [19:52] <PhoenixRoot> OWWO! MY voice hurts! Make Seanworth do it! [19:52] <MilesSeanworth> Oh...no... [19:53] <Fremziska> BUT I WANT YO-heyyyyy....that's not a bad idea! [19:53] <Fremziska> Turns to Seanworth You. Make with the singing. NOW! Wa-chee! [17:42] <MilesSeanworth> Sailin' away on the crest of leather... [20:00] <MilesSeanworth> It's like cruel magic... [20:01] <MilesSeanworth> Oh rollin' and ridin', slippin' and crying... [20:01] <MilesSeanworth> It's like painful maaaagic. [20:02] <MilesSeanworth> And you, and your sweet desire... [20:02] <MilesSeanworth> You hurt me, oh harder and harder [20:02] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing, [20:03] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose [20:03] <MilesSeanworth> It's a hurtful thing [20:04] <MilesSeanworth> What a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:08] <MilesSeanworth> Making believe this is not really happening... [16:08] <MilesSeanworth> From your worst day, I'm takin' a dive.. [16:08] <MilesSeanworth> Oh moving in line when you look back in time [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> To the first day, I'm hurting I'm hurting. [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> And you and your sweet obsession... [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> You took me ooh...harder and harder [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing. [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose, [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing [16:09] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> I'm takin' a dive...off the stage Hey! [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> Takin' a dive 'cause it's a high cliff. [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> Floating downstream, I'm takin' a dive! [16:10] <MilesSeanworth> Ah, so let her go don't go spoiling the show?! [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a nightmare I'm taking, I'm taking! [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> You and your sweet obsession... [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> Don't you do it! [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> You took me ooh, harder and harder... [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing... [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:11] <MilesSeanworth> It's a whipping thing. [16:12] <MilesSeanworth> What a 'terrible' thing to lose...What a 'terrible' thing to lose. [16:12] <MilesSeanworth> I'm taking a dive, dive, dive dive off the side of a cliff...oh yah yah yah yah off the side of a cliff....it's a much better alternaaativeee! [16:12] <MilesSeanworth> Panting like Root Augh...that was horrible... [16:18] <Fremziska> Yay! Song! [16:20] There's a loud bang on the door and a figure storms in [16:20] <???> DID SOMEONE SAY....SONG?! [16:25] <???> OH I LIKE FAT-BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! [16:25] <???> YOU OTHER ATTORNEYS CAN'T DENY! [16:26] Fremziska, Root, and Seanworth all stare in shock [16:26] <Seanworth> Is that Jeffdot...-- [16:26] <MilesSeanworth> Is that Jeffdot...-- [16:27] <PhoenixRoot> in a...-- [16:27] <Fremziska> SPEEDO!? [16:27] <MilesSeanworth> I...I just went blind. [16:28] <Jeffdot> THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A FREAKIN' GIANT WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE [16:28] <MilesSeanworth> MAKE HIM STOP! [16:28] <PhoenixRoot> Bludgeons Jeff with a blunt object [16:28] <Jeffdot> YOU GE-AUUUUUUGHGHHHHHH! [16:28] <Jeffdot> Collapses onto the floor [16:28] <PhoenixRoot> I don't care WHO you are, if you'r disabled or not... [16:29] <PhoenixRoot> If you're going to start rapping, I'm going to HURT you [16:30] <MilesSeanworth> Amen to that... [16:31] <Fremziska> Still staring at Jeffdot's body ...Mr. Phoenix Rooty...if there weren't so many pairings about us I would....wow.... [16:31] <Fremziska> ...it's not moving! It's a miracle! 17:54] <PhoenixRoot> (I don't want to hear the end of that sentence I don't think..) [17:54] <MilesSeanworth> Well, Root, you've done it again... [17:55] <MilesSeanworth> Do you ever think before you act? [17:55] <PhoenixRoot> Does it look like I do? Do I ever? [17:55] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, thinking is for chumps. [17:55] <MilesSeanworth> Well put. Now answer me this, Mr. Root....what do we do with his body? [17:55] <PhoenixRoot> You say that as if he's dead! [17:56] <Fremziska> Aww...He's not? [17:56] <MilesSeanworth> Well no he's not dead but what do you think, Root? We're just going to leave him there? [17:56] <PhoenixRoot> Uh...yes? [17:57] <MilesSeanworth> and when a doctor comes in...? [17:44] <MilesSeanworth> Is any of this penetrating your abnormally thick mind? [17:57] <PhoenixRoot> ...so you're saying we should hide his body? [17:58] <MilesSeanworth> Naw...it doesn't take long to get by you does it? -.-; [17:58] <PhoenixRoot> Alright! I'll get the camoflage! [17:58] <MilesSeanworth HOLD IT! [17:58] <MilesSeanworth> I mean, move it somewhere else you nitwit! [17:59] <PhoenixRoot> Oh...can we stuff it in that closet? [17:59] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah, that's a good place, it seems [17:59] <PhoenixRoot> Opens the closet [17:45] <???> Sup f00s? [17:59] <MilesSeanworth> ...o...oh....n-n-n-.... [17:59] <PhoenixRoot> You're still ALIVE?! [18:00] <???> yup. [18:00] <Fremziska> Who is....my whip senses are tingling.. [18:00] <MilesSeanworth> It can't be...I saw you DIE and explode in a huge mess! [17:45] <???> But Seanworth, we had something special..much like Fremziska and Root have [18:02] <Natolant> NATOLANT AND SEANWORTH! [18:02] <MilesSeanworth> I haven't A CLUE what you're talking about, but take this! takes out a bottle of marmalade and throws it at Natolant [18:03] <Natolant> Oh a gift for me...? You shouldn't hav-ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH! [18:03] The marmalade bottle hits Natolant in the eye, and Fremziska is on top of him whipping the skin literally right off his body [18:03] <Natolant> I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN [18:03] <Fremziska> I COATED THIS WHIP WITH NAPALM FOR YOU [18:04] <Natolant> NAPALM?! SO THAT'S MY SKIN BURNING?! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [18:05] <PhoenixRoot> Takes out a tranquilzer gun from medical equipment Say hello to my little friend! Shoots gun at Natolant [18:06] <Fremziska> Hit by tranquilizer dart WRYYYYY--y-..-y....z....zzzzz [18:06] <Fremziska> Body becomes limp and falls asleep [18:06] <PhoenixRoot> ...uh.... [18:06] <PhoenixRoot> LWT*! [17:45] <Natolant> GET IN MAH PANTS, F00S! [18:07] <Natolant> Holds up his pants, which somehow becomes a vaccum, sucking various instruments and things into it* [18:07] <MilesSeanworth> Oh bollocks... [18:08] <PhoenixRoot> Lunges after Natolant and his pants and tackles him [18:08] <Natolant> ?!!?!?!?!??!? [18:08] <Natolant> PANTS! [18:08] <Natolant> Begins trying to stuff PhoenixRoot into the pants [18:09] <PhoenixRoot> NOOOOOOOOOO! I AM NOT GOING TO SUCCUMB TO SUCH FREAKISH TACTICS YOU KITTEN KILLER! [18:09] <Natolant> No u! [18:10] <PhoenixRoot> Forces Natolant to the ground, and shoves him into the pants instead [18:10] <Natolant> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo..... [18:10] Natolant is sucked into his own pants and t hen explodes in a bloody mess again [18:10] <PhoenixRoot> Oh no, not again... [17:46] <MilesSeanworth> What in the name of all that is English just happened? [18:11] <PhoenixRoot> Natolant just came back from the dead and tried to put us in his pants? [18:12] <MilesSeanworth> ...I was afraid you were going to say that...


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