Viewing Single Post From: Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition

Viewing Single Post From: Phoenix Root: The Nyarn Edition
Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:57 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 736 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[23:08] <PhoenixRoot> ...you c-c-can't be serious! [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> ....wait..... [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> Sweating [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> I only know those details from you...when exactly did you MEET HER? [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> It was...exactly 6 years ago.... [23:09] <PhoenixRoot> It's...ironic, I met her in the courthouse. [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> ..........you met her on the exact day Djeffgo Armitchell was poisoned. [23:09] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> What happened when you met? [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> ...i-it's...not something...I-I want to talk about... [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> It's..okay....tell everyone. [23:10] <PhoenixRoot> That part of my life is over, as it stands. However, she kept trying to give me....a small bottle. [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> ....Dahlia Hawthorne....could not be taken away due to a lack of evidence of the poisoning..... [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> Because it was inadvertantly held by another person. [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> ...no..I... [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> ...I didn't...mean...to... [23:11] <Jeffdot!> ...ha! So I have yet another reason to hate you, Rote! [17:00] [<Jeffdot> Sips can A coward who can protect someone, and an accomplice to murder... [17:01] <PhoenixRoot> (No...no! I can't let this end like this...)..... [17:02] <MilesSeanworth> ....Dahlia Hawthorne....could not be taken away due to a lack of evidence of the poisoning..... :<MilesSeanworth> Because it was inadvertantly held by another person. :<PhoenixRoot> ...no..I... :<PhoenixRoot> ...I didn't...mean...to... :<Jeffdot!> ...ha! So I have yet another reason to hate you, Rote! [22:12] <MilesSeanworth> another reason? [22:13] <MilesSeanworth> Takes a sip from his Nestea can, curious [22:13] <MilesSeanworth> I would like to hear this...why do you hate him? [22:14] <Jeffdot> Sips can ...ha! You should know, Seanworth. He helped the woman who poisoned me get away....and the other reason. [22:14] <MilesSeanworth> ....You can't be serious, Djeffgo.... [22:15] <Jeffdot> ...why shouldn't I be? It's his fault she's dead. [22:15] <Jeffdot> ...and I'll never forgive him for it! Throws can at Root [17:02] <PhoenixRoot> MY GOD * Ducks* [22:15] <MilesSeanworth> How is it his fault.....he had no control of what happened........ [22:16] <PhoenixRoot> Enough of this Jeffdot! Points It is NOT my fault. [22:16] <Jeffdot> Yes it is, Rote. It's all your fault. How come you couldn't protect her? Hmm? [22:16] <MilesSeanworth> ......This case has certainly taken a turn...for the interesting! [22:16] <Jeffdot> Too busy je-- [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> Desk slam! That's where I draw the line Jeffdot. [22:17] <MilesSeanworth> !! [22:17] <MilesSeanworth> Hands Root an empty can Shhh....Hehehe... [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> You can hate me if you want, but don't get into mediocre insults like that! [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> After all it was you who got yourself poisoned! [17:02] <PhoenixRoot> and let me ask you this...points HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EYE OFF YOUR PRECIOUS MOUNTAINDEW LONG ENOUGH FOR HER TO POISON YOU?! [22:18] <Jeffdot> ARGGGGH! [22:18] <MilesSeanworth> Root, I believe this is enough [22:19] <MilesSeanworth> I believe we were in the middle of a case here...... [17:03] <PhoenixRoot> This is the case though... [22:19] <MilesSeanworth> However.....there is a reason I had Djeffgo reveal himself. [22:19] <MilesSeanworth> You admit to being Djeffgo Armitchell, and you admit to detesting Dahlia Hawthorne, for poisioning you? [22:20] <Jeffdot> You're forgetting one thing, Seanworth... [22:20] <Jeffdot> One important person. [22:20] <MilesSeanworth> .... [22:20] <Jeffdot> MountainDew slides down the desk. Sips [22:20] <Jeffdot> Where is Mr. Phoenix Rote in all of this shabang? [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> Hmph..... [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> I answer that with a question of my own [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> Why is Fremsizka and myself sitting with the defense? I'll tell you why. [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> We're all important parts to this case. [22:21] <MilesSeanworth> Even you, Djeffgo! [17:05] <MilesSeanworth> In fact...this seemingly pointless line of questioning has given you one thing. [22:22] <MilesSeanworth> Know what that is [22:22] <Jeffdot> Hah! You maybe, but Rote's girlfriend over there? You're even more of an ignorant fool than I thought! [17:05] <Fremziska> I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE SHREDS WITH MY WHIP FOR THAT YOU MOUNTAINDEW OBSESSED TURKEYHEAD! [22:23] <Fremziska> SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOURSELF! [17:05] <MilesSeanworth> Know what you did upon yourself, old friend? [22:23] <PhoenixRoot> O.O; [22:23] <MilesSeanworth> You gave yourself a motive [22:23] <PhoenixRoot> You have NO idea what you've just unleashed Jeffdot... [22:24] <PhoenixRoot> Miles, help me calm Fremziska down, she's trying to climb over the desk! [22:24] <MilesSeanworth> Right. [22:24] Later.... [22:24] <Judge> Uh...why is Ms. von Karma tied to a chair with her own whip, with duct tape over her mouth?. [22:25] <PhoenixRoot> So she doesn't try to kill the prosecuting attorney - much to many people's dismay, we kind of need him to proceed [22:25] <PhoenixRoot> Also, so she doesn't bite me for doing this to her. I'll deal with those consequences later. Glances toward Fremziska and almost insnstantly glances away [22:25] <MilesSeanworth> So...Djeffgo. You might have just become your own undoing [17:06] <Jeffdot> ..ha! Yeah right. Prove it. [22:26] <MilesSeanworth> By telling us your story, you've givven yourself motive for killing Elise Deauxnim. [22:26] <MilesSeanworth> It is now up to Root to prove that YOU are the murderer here. [22:26] <Jeffdot> I'm waiting Mr. Seanworth. Prove it. [22:26] <Jeffdot> ...ha! You're giving that job to Rote? Then I'm as good as a free man now! [22:27] <MilesSeanworth> You shouldn't underestimate the successor to your own sister, Djeffgo. [22:27] <Jeffdot> ...(Ngh...). He's not even a fragment of the lawyer she was. [22:27] <MilesSeanworth> Keep telling yourself that. [22:28] <MilesSeanworth> Denial is a river in egypt....Drinks [22:28] <Jeffdot> I will, stupid iced-tea pansy. [17:06] <MilesSeanworth> Sits down, and watches Coffee is too bitter to me, and plain tea tastes like poo-water. [22:28] <MilesSeanworth> Besides, my taste in drinks is not the one on trial here. [22:29] <Jeffdot> Neither is mine. Now stop drinking that in front of Dennis, you're making him nervous. [22:29] <PhoenixRoot> Fuming Miles....can I borrow that cup you have? [22:29] <MilesSeanworth> I need this, sorry. [22:30] <MilesSeanworth> Places the can among a pyramid Dennis, meet the Nubinator Mark II [22:30] <PhoenixRoot> Picks up a MountainDew can off the floor [22:30] <MilesSeanworth> Presses a button, and the Nubinator fires a can at Dennis, knocking him to pieces Grin [22:30] <PhoenixRoot> Throws the can at Dennis, shattering him to pieces [22:31] <PhoenixRoot> THERE THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF DENNIS AND YOU [17:07] <PhoenixRoot> Opens a can of Root Beer, and drinks [22:32] <PhoenixRoot> Spits into Jeffdot's face [22:32] <MilesSeanworth> ...Oh my. [22:32] <Jeffdot> Wow, Rote. I didn't you were-AUGH DEAR GOD MY FACE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FACE! [22:33] <Jeffdot> AUUUUUUUUUUUGH! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! [22:33] <PhoenixRoot> You think THAT'S bad?! THINK OF WHAT FREMMY IS GOING TO DO TO YOU WHEN WE UNTIE HER FROM THIS CHAIR! [22:33] <Jeffdot> But aren't you tw- [22:33] <PhoenixRoot> NO. [22:33] <MilesSeanworth> Geez.... [22:33] <Jeffdot> but I thought- [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> NO. Holds up stapler, level with Jeffdot's eyes. [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> Even your precious Kamina Shades won't protect you. Slowly lowers it* [17:07] <MilesSeanworth> I think you should return to the case.....drinks [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> He deserved every moment of that [22:35] <Jeffdot> Leaning on the desk, Shades cracking [22:35] <PhoenixRoot> Now, I am fairly sure that you have sufficient motive for murdering Ms. Elise Deauxnim. [22:36] <Jeffdot> That's what Seanworth said, and I'm going to ask you the same question - can you prove it? [22:36] <PhoenixRoot> Yes I can, actually... [22:37] <Jeffdot> ...(Ngh!) ....then do it. [22:37] <MilesSeanworth> Heheh.... [17:07] <MilesSeanworth> HOLD IT! [22:40] <PhoenixRoot> Oh buggers.. [22:40] <MilesSeanworth> DJEFFGO, YOU'RE PREGNANT, AND ROOT IS THE FATHER! [17:08] Everyone in the courtroom becomes dead silent [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> ....right, sorry for my random outburst. I just wanted to see the look on Djeffgo's face [22:41] <PhoenixRoot> No, Mr. Seanworth. Please try not to get me assigned a penalty...I only have one left. [22:41] <Judge> Correct.. [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> Resume, Root. [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> Sits down [22:41] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...anyway... [17:08] <MilesSeanworth> Quietly to self Mini-vans go vroooooom.... [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers to Miles Stop that already. [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Ms. Elise Deauxnim....she was actually... [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Points MS. AMY ARMITCHELL [22:42] <Jeffdot> ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! [22:42] <Jeffdot> My MOTHER?! [22:42] <PhoenixRoot> Your mom. [17:08] <Jeffdot> .... [22:43] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [22:43] <PhoenixRoot> Sheepish grin ....well it's true! [22:43] <Judge> While it may be true, Mr. Root, I must say it was a bad pun and I should assign a penalty to you [22:43] <Judge> But since you're one penalty away from losing by default, I'm obviously going to be more lenient [22:44] <Jeffdot> And if I were to murder him in the night with an axe, I'd be arrested....this is justice?! [22:44] <Jeffdot> Rote, do you understand you just indicted me on killing my own MOTHER? For what motive do I have that?! [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> ...revenge. [17:09] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [22:45] <Jeffdot> For WHAT?! You're grasping Root! Sips can [22:45] <MilesSeanworth> there is a different reason, Root. Think..... [22:45] <Jeffdot> For that one time when she punished me for drinking too much caffiene!? [22:45] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [22:45] <PhoenixRoot> But you DO drink too much caffiene...you mean to say that you did that when you were a KID?! [22:46] <Jeffdot> OF COURSE! Chugs drink HOW DO YOU THINK I LEARNED TO CHUG THIS SO WELL!?" [17:09] <Jeffdot> Throws can at Root [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> Augh! No! hit anyway [22:46] <MilesSeanworth> Why....did he murder her? [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> No, no nonono.... [22:48] <PhoenixRoot> It was obviously for a different reason, Mr. Jeffdot [22:48] <Jeffdot> ...ha! Please enlighten me, Rote. [22:48] <PhoenixRoot> She was a channeler...and she planned on channeling...HER...that night....didn't she, Mr. Jeffdot? [22:48] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [22:49] <MilesSeanworth> ! [22:49] <PhoenixRoot> Nods [22:49] <Jeffdot> ...you... [22:49] <PhoenixRoot> Yes. I mean, she was going to channel the spirit of DAHLIA HAWTHORNE! [22:50] <PhoenixRoot> and you knew it! Of course, knowing what she did to you when she was alive, you didn't want to know what she was going to do when she was dead. [22:50] <PhoenixRoot> ...You did it...to 'protect' everyone... [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> OR DID YOU DO IT FOR REVENGE AGAINST DAHLIA HAWTHORNE?! THE WOMAN WHO RUINED YOUR LIFE! [17:10] <PhoenixRoot> The e-evil woman! The e-evil woman! [22:51] <Judge> Mr. Root, need I remind you that you are NOT a musician? Moreover, you are not a memeber of ELO... [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> ....My apologies, Your Honor. [17:10] <Jeffdot> ...very interesting Mr. Rote. Sips can [22:53] <Jeffdot> So you're saying that I would murder my own mother to satisfy the rage inside me that wanted to kill Dahlia Hawthorne, whom my mother was channeling? [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> ...essentially. whispers to Seanworth Anytime you want to jump in here to tell me I'm grasping here, would be wonderful.. [22:54] <MilesSeanworth> You're on the right track. Think. What happens when someone channels another? [22:54] <MilesSeanworth> What happens to their physical appearance? [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> Naturally, it changes... [22:55] <Jeffdot> ....how the CRAP did you know what I was going to ask next [22:55] <PhoenixRoot> Grins Your methods are getting repetitive Mr. Jeffdot... [22:55] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk, shades cracking... [22:58] <PhoenixRoot> Points You were so consumed with rage, that you killed who you thought was Dahlia Hawthrone, while it was actually your mother! [22:58] <Jeffdot> Nggh.... [22:59] <Jeffdot> But why would my mother do that? [17:10] <PhoenixRoot> That is irrelevant! [22:59] <Jeffdot> No, it's not! I had to put up with your ignorant bullcrap all of this case, now answer the question! [23:00] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! It's irrelevant because all that matters is that it HAPPENED [23:00] <PhoenixRoot> Whether or not it happened is all that matters here. Why it did is a question for another time, Mr. Jeffdot. [23:00] <Jeffdot> Grimace ...crap.... [23:01] <Jeffdot> Fine then, whatever...so what if my mother channeled that evil woman... [23:01] <Jeffdot> That doesn't prove that I actually killed her - that proves that I hate Dahlia Hawthorne - and I suppose it can't hurt, I do. [23:02] <Jeffdot> I hate Dahlia Hawthorne...I'm sure you would too if you were poisoned like that. [23:03] <PhoenixRoot> Scratches chin Hmm... [23:03] <PhoenixRoot> (Well he IS right...) [23:04] <Jeffdot> ...ha! I knew it...you don't even have a case, do you Rote?! [17:10] <MilesSeanworth> asleep, face against the desk [23:06] <Jeffdot> Seanworth, I told you...he's not a shred of the lawyer my sister was! Can slam! [23:07] .<PhoenixRoot> Mr. Jeffdot what are you doing...PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON! [23:07] <Jeffdot> ..ha! PANTS ARE FOR CHUMS, LIKE ICED TEA AND ROOT BEER! [23:07] <PhoenixRoot> YOU TAKE THAT BACK! MORE SPECFICALLY YOU TAKE THE PART ABOUT THE ROOT BEER BACK! [23:07] <Jeffdot> Make me, Rote! [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> Zzzz.........Big Posh Sod....plums....mouth...mrrpgh... [17:12] <PhoenixRoot> Burger King. Work the drive-thru. [23:09] <Jeffdot> Ugh! Burger King?! YEAH RIGHT! [23:09] <MilesSeanworth> Leans back, and accidentally falls out of chair, and pocket knife cuts the whip holding Fremsizka [23:09] WHAM! [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> Ow....Opens eyes what? [23:10] <Jeffdot> The drive-thru to boot? What are you trying to insinuate here...? [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> .....Oh.....I...um....accidentally set Fremsizka free. [23:10] <Fremziska> REVENGE! Literally begins flying towards Jeffdot, Whip in hand [17:13] <PhoenixRoot> OH GOD NO! Jumps up and throws himself after Fremziska> [23:10] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> What have I done? [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> (I really need to start thinking these things out before I do them...I know what's going through each and every one of their minds right now...and if anyone says anything....oh god...it'll all be over...) [23:11] <MilesSeanworth> DAMMIT ROOT, NO! YOU INVOKED MURPHY'S LAW! [23:11] <PhoenixRoot> About to land on Fremziska* (Yeah...this is DEFINIATELY going to suck...) [17:13] <PhoenixRoot> Lands on top of Fremziska, in the middle of the room and tackles her [23:12] .... [23:12] <Jeffdot> Wow...seriously Rote...get a room [23:12] <MilesSeanworth> Stifles a laugh [23:12] <PhoenixRoot + Fremziska> AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH [23:12] <PhoenixRoot> Pushes Fremziska behind defendant's stand MILES HOLD HER. [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> Takes a stapler and shoots a staple into Jeffdot's eyes, Shattering his shades [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> THE NEXT ONE WON'T MISS! [17:14] <MilesSeanworth> Uhhh.....I didn't take my cootie shot this morning. Chuckle [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> Goes back to the Defendant's stand [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> Holds up stapler to Seanworth's eyes [23:13] <PhoenixRoot> ...you were saying? [23:13] <MilesSeanworth> Point taken [23:14] <MilesSeanworth> Gotta admit, twas funny [23:14] <PhoenixRoot> No, it wasn't. [23:14] <MilesSeanworth> It was. [23:14] <PhoenixRoot> Duct tapes Fremziska to chair, and whipers something in her ear [23:14] <PhoenixRoot> not. [23:14] <Jeffdot> So that's how you l- [23:14] <MilesSeanworth> What did you tell her? [17:14] <PhoenixRoot> Jeffdot, you have NO idea how much pain you're going to be in by the end of this. [23:15] <Jeffdot> I never knew you liked- [23:15] <PhoenixRoot> NO! Shoots a staple at Jeffdot's eyes' [23:15] <Jeffdot> AUGHH! PAIN! [23:15] <PhoenixRoot> It's just a flesh wound! [23:16] <MilesSeanworth> THE SHADES, THEY DO NOTHING! [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> Turning to Miles That she could have her revenge AFTER the case. [23:16] <MilesSeanworth> On Djeffgo, you mean, right?) [23:16] <Jeffdot> Manages to remove staples and put on Kamina Shades [23:16] <PhoenixRoot> For your sake, I hope so. [23:17] <PhoenixRoot> As I was saying Mr. Jeffdot...the drive-thru would be ideal for you. [23:17] <Jeffdot> Psh. Whatever. Drive-thru [17:15] <Jeffdot> Not that bad. Drinks Can [23:17] <MilesSeanworth> Why did I fall asleep? Didn't I make sure to put extra sugar in my Nestea? ....or did I mix up the sugar and sleeping pill containers again [23:17] <Jeffdot> I'd get free MountainDew as well! ha! [23:18] <MilesSeanworth> Drinks, and falls asleep ZZzzzzzz [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> ...WHOPPER! [23:18] <MilesSeanworth> I'M READY FOR BATTLE, CAPTAIN! Jumps up on top of the stand [23:18] <PhoenixRoot> ...get down, Seanworth [23:19] <MilesSeanworth> ....;; k [23:19] <Jeffdot> ...you better not-- [23:19] <MilesSeanworth> Whacks Jeffdot in the head with a plastic lightsaber [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Whopper! WHOPPER NO ONION [23:19] <MilesSeanworth> Sits [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> Large FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEES!!! [17:15] <MilesSeanworth> ...wow [23:19] <PhoenixRoot> ...Grins [23:20] <Jeffdot> Shades cracking again [23:20] <Jeffdot> Rote...I REALLY hate you right now [23:20] Suddenly, a van breaks through the wall <MilesSeanworth> O_O; [23:20] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers in a high pitched voice and the PICKELS! [17:16] <Damien Natolant> SWIMMING, ANYBODY?! [23:20] <Jeffdot> AUGH! NOOOOOOOOO [23:20] <Jeffdot> ...who are you? [23:21] <PhoenixRoot> NO! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! Takes off attorney's badge, and begins walking towards Natolant [23:21] <MilesSeanworth> To Jeffdot Let's call a truce and kill Natolant* [17:16] <MilesSeanworth> To Jeffdot Let's call a truce and kill Natolant* [23:21] <Natolant> Don't want to go swimming, Rooty? [23:22] <PhoenixRoot> THE POWER OF THE ATTORIST COMPEL YOU! [23:22] <Fremziska> MMRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHPHHAA! [23:22] <Damien Natolant> NOO! NOT THe POWER OF THE ATTORNIST! [17:16] <Natolant> Is that Mrs Fremsizka Root? <MilesSeanworth> Wow, if you wanted to die, you could have just shot yourself and saved the trouble? [17:18] <Natolant> ? [23:23] <PhoenixRoot> Stops in his tracks, and very slowly says [23:23] <Fremziska> . . . staring at Natolant [23:23] <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth....let Fremziska go... [23:23] <PhoenixRoot> NOW. [23:23] <MilesSeanworth> Gladly. frees Fremziska [23:23] <Natolant: O_O;;; [23:24] <Damien Natolant> Ms. Fremziska Root! Would you and your husband like to go swimming?! [23:24] <MilesSeanworth> This is going to be an ugly death..... [23:24] <MilesSeanworth> Grabs popcorn [17:18] <Fremziska> YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS UNTIL I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR FACE AND OBLITERATE YOU TO SMITHERINES OFF THE FACE OF THIS GALAXY [23:24] <MilesSeanworth> O_O [23:25] <Jeffdot> WHAT DA HELL'S GOING ON HERE?! [23:25] <PhoenixRoot> Throws a brick at Jeffdot [23:25] <Jeffdot> Augh! Knocked out [23:25] <PhoenixRoot> Deal with HIM later. [23:25] <Natolant> OH...my...um.....boyfriend is calling! [23:25] <Natolant> LATER! [23:25] <Natolant> Runs [23:25] <Fremziska> NO YOU DON'T, PUNK [23:26] <Fremziska> Lasso's whip and catches Natolant [23:26] <Natolant> ...ofux. [17:18] <Natolant> I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW! [23:26] <Fremziska> Grins maliciously I'm going to enjoy this SO VERY VERY MUCH [23:26] <Natolant> Meep! [23:27] <Fremziska> Begins whipping Natolant so fast the whip catches fire, but she keeps on whipping [23:27] <PhoenixRoot> Stands back near Seanworth at the defendant's stand [23:27] <PhoenixRoot> Is this even POSSIBLE? [17:19] <Natolant> No! No! NOOOOOOOOO! PAIN! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP [23:27] <Natolant> Explodes into a JoJo Esque bloody mess [23:28] <Fremziska> IT'LL NEVER STOP YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL FROM A LAND OF FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS THAT THINK OF FOOLISH THOUGHTS THAT ONLY FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS OF FOOLISHNESS WOULD EVER FOOLISHLY THINK IN THE ACTS OF TOMFOOLERLY! FOOL! [23:28] <Natolant> More than dead [23:29] <Fremziska> Not even panting WHO IS NEXT?! [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> Points to Jeffdot [23:29] <Fremziska> Looking between Seanworth and Jeffdot [23:29] <MilesSeanworth> I DID NOTHING! [23:29] <Fremziska> Notices Jeffdot passed out on the ground [23:29] <Fremziska> You.... [23:29] <Fremziska> Looking at Seanworth You... [23:30] <MilesSeanworth> Y-you wouldn't hurt your adoptave brother, right? [17:19] <Fremziska> Smiling Of course not! Why would you think that?! [23:30] <PhoenixRoot> (I bet you he's thinking 'Thank the LORD that she has such a short attention span...') [23:31] <MilesSeanworth> (Thank the LORD she has such a short attention span...and can be satisfied with chocolate...) [23:31] <Jeffdot> Mmf....what happened?... [23:31] <Jeffdot> Gets up [23:31] <MilesSeanworth> I think that court should be adjorned for the day.... [23:31] <Jeffdot> Eyes wide open She's not tied down.... [23:31] <Jeffdot> Oh poopy.... [23:32] <Fremziska> Staring at Jeffdot [17:19] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [23:32] <Fremziska> Locking onto target... [23:33] <Fremziska> TARGET LOCKED. PREPARE FOR TOTAL WHIP-RELATED ANNIHILATION. [17:20] <MilesSeanworth> Hmmm...Fremziska, I'll give you a plate of candy if you only slightly hurt Jeffdot. [23:33] <Jeffdot> Oh well, this can't be good. [23:33] <Jeffdot> ...really, would you do that for me Seanworth?! [23:33] <Fremziska> Turns to Seanworth [23:33] <MilesSeanworth> Natolant deserved death. You...don't..... [23:34] <MilesSeanworth> You only deserve pain. [23:34] <Fremziska> Yes Seanworth...would you REALLY do that for him Holds up whip [23:34] <MilesSeanworth> .......holds out plate of candy [23:34] <Fremziska> Yay candy! Takes candy [23:34] <Jeffdot> Whew... [23:35] <Fremziska> eating candy [23:35] <Fremziska> Puts plate down [23:35] <Fremziska> Now it's your turn Jeffdot! [23:35] <MilesSeanworth> RUN! [23:35] <Jeffdot> ...uh-oh. [23:35] <Fremziska> Run and pain becomes worse. [17:20] <Jeffdot> I'm torn...if I run and make it I don't get pain...if I run and don't make it I get MORE pain... [23:36] <Fremziska> TOO LATE! Begins whipping Jeff really, really fast [23:36] <MilesSeanworth> She's oblivious to the fandom's desired pairings, right? [23:36] <Fremziska> Kicks Jeff in the buddies [23:36] <Jeffdot> Oh merciful.... [23:37] <Fremziska> YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF 'MERCY' FOOL! [23:37] <Fremziska> WHIP WHIP WHIP WHIP [23:37] <Jeff> Mrrf...pa...in..wheeze [23:37] <PhoenixRoot> That's the problem...the fact that they're desired [23:38] <PhoenixRoot> But no, she's not oblivious to it, per se... [23:38] <PhoenixRoot> More like 'unwilling to accept' [23:39] <MilesSeanworth> ......She murdered every Fremsiska x Adrian fanatic, didn't she? [23:39] <PhoenixRoot> and you may be thinking to yourself 'Why then, aren't you murdering Jeffdot with her'? [23:39] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, basically. [17:21] <PhoenixRoot> She'll murder every Fremziska x Anyone fanatic. [23:39] <Jeffdot> Gu...ys....littl....e...he....lp? wheeze [23:40] <Fremziska> NO HELP! EVER! WHIP WHIP WHIP! [23:40] Whip is now on fire [23:40] <PhoenixRoot> Nah, don't help him [23:40] <MilesSeanworth> That...drastically reduces the population, given how many pairings there are. [23:40] <PhoenixRoot> Right, but really, only the ones concerning her...it's bad enough that people are doing Me x Her. [23:41] <PhoenixRoot> And honestly, look at all the hurt she's putting on those people points at Jeffdot [23:41] <PhoenixRoot> I really don't think I can I could compete with that...plus, it's much more entertaining this way [23:41] <Fremziska> ...AND SOME OF THESE WHIPS AND SOME OF THESE Whips [23:42] <MilesSeanworth> I refuse to acknowledge the fandom's pairing of us. [23:42] Whip finally disintergrates [23:42] <Fremziska> Aw...my whip disintergrated .....good thing I always carry a spare [23:42] <Jeffdot> Ugh! And here I thought it was over.... [23:42] <Jeffdot> She carries a freakin' SPARE... [17:21] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...me too....luckily I haven't seen any of those. [23:43] <PhoenixRoot> Why do people want Me x Fremziska anyway? That's what I want to know... [23:43] <Fremziska> Bwhahahhahah..ha-Cough, hack, wheeze [23:43] <Fremziska> cough I need to get this checked out... [23:43] <Jeffdot> Yes...please...do that and...stop hurting me... [23:43] <Fremziska> Nah...I'll live [23:43] <Jeffdot> Mmf...whimper [23:44] <MilesSeanworth> ....I dunno why ANY pairing exists....like....there really aren't any remotely close to canon. [23:44] <PhoenixRoot> Well, I can tell you THAT... [23:44] <PhoenixRoot> Overactive Fan Imaginations... [17:21] <MilesSeanworth> The things I've seen...... [23:45] <PhoenixRoot> However, some of them have merit because the characters are just asking for it....but sometimes...just no. [23:45] <PhoenixRoot> They may get SOME merit, but if they do, it's not much... [17:22] <MilesSeanworth> I guess some of the pairings are...dare I say it, cute. [23:45] <Jeffdot> Any more of this and I'm going to DIE! Cough( [23:46] <Fremziska> ...oh well! You'll livE! [23:46] <Jeffdot> ...no I won't! [23:46] <Fremziska> Quit your whining, fool! whips [23:46] <MilesSeanworth> I wouldn't argue with.....oh, too late. [23:46] <Fremziska> ....Stops in mid-whip [23:46] <Fremziska> Turns toward Seanworth [23:46] <Fremziska> What...did you just say? [17:22] <MilesSeanworth> I said I wouldn't argue with you.... [23:47] <Fremziska> Before that [23:47] <PhoenixRoot> HOLD IT! [23:47] <MilesSeanworth> ....uh [23:47] <PhoenixRoot> Whispers to Seanworth Consider carefully...tell her the truth and consider the consequence...then consider of the consequence of LYING to her.....and you better have reasons for either answer... [23:47] <PhoenixRoot> Carry on. [23:47] <Jeffdot> Mommy... [23:48] <MilesSeanworth> I refuse to acknowledge the fan pairings? [23:48] <Fremziska> You're lying to me....I can SMELL it... [23:49] <MilesSeanworth> that IS what I said..... [23:49] <Fremziska> Cracks whip SPIT IT OUT OR ELSE [23:49] <MilesSeanworth> ...some of the pairings are actually kinda...sorta...maybe...cute-ish? [17:23] <Fremziska> ...that's what I thought. stares into Sean's eyes [23:49] <Fremziska> Now...consider carefully your answer, Mr. Miles Seanworth....just what pairing do you consider CUTE......? [23:50] <MilesSeanworth> ......I refuse to tell on the grounds it'll be painful for me [23:50] <Jeffdot> Mmf.....ambulance....sanitation...band-aids....ointment...less pain... [23:50] <Jeffdot> Even some friggin' ice would be nice [23:51] <Fremziska> Cracks whip in other direction, causing a can of Mountain Dew to land on Jeffdot's open wounds [23:51] <Jeffdot> (Must...not...cry.....) [23:51] <Fremziska> Tell me....or else....it'll be more painful [23:51] <PhoenixRoot> Better tell hear Seanworth...this isn't looking good. [23:52] <MilesSeanworth> ....the Fremziska x Adrian pairing? Jumps to feet and runs like he has a fire under him, out of the courtroom [23:52] <Fremziska> Watch this, Mr. Phoenix Rooty...watch the power of my almighty whip...Cracks whip out the door, and it chases after and catches Seanworth [23:53] <MilesSeanworth> I'm going to die now, aren't I? [17:24] <Fremziska> Brings back Seanworth ...I told you Mr. Miles Seanworth. I can smell lies...AND I CAN SMELL YOU LYING! TELL THE TRUTH! [23:53] <Fremziska> That depends. [23:53] <PhoenixRoot> Nods grimly at Sean Now you choose your final decision...is that your final answer, Miles? [23:54] <Jeffdot> Sobbing on the floor [23:54] <MilesSeanworth> Serious face That is my final answer, Fremziska. [23:54] <Fremziska> Oh why don't you go home and cry to mommy? Oh that's right, you can't! [23:55] <Fremziska> 'Look at me, I'm Jeffdot and I sound like Ross from Friends!' [23:55] <Fremziska> 'I love Rachael! No I hate Rachael! No I love Rachael!' whips [23:56] <Jeffdot> Augh...make...it...end... [23:56] <Fremziska> Whips Seanworth [23:56] <Fremziska> Narrows eyes ...now you die... [23:56] Fremziska raises her whip in the air [23:56] <Fremziska> Any last words? Good. [17:24] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [23:56] <MilesSeanworth> AAAAAAIIIIE! [23:56] <Fremziska> ...d'wahh!?? [23:57] <Fremziska> Turns on Root ...WHAT...did you just do? DID YOU JUST TRY TO COME BETWEEN ME AND MY WHIP?! [23:57] <PhoenixRoot> Hand on Whip ...well, yeah...I think I did. [23:57] <PhoenixRoot> There's something I want to say to him before you do...whatever. [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> whipers I'd tell her the truth now...it may be less painful...lying is no good. Now are you sure this is your absolute final answer? [23:58] <PhoenixRoot> Your final answer, absolute and true....Mr. Seanworth. [23:58] <MilesSeanworth> I am being serious, you just don't believe me -_-; [23:58] <Fremziska> NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO COME BETWEEN ME AND MY WHIP! NOTHING EXCEPT DEATH ITSELF! [23:59] <PhoenixRoot> Well I just did...going to whip me? You've already done it several times during court! [23:59] <Fremziska>....DAMN! [17:24] <MilesSeanworth> ..... [00:00] <PhoenixRoot> You're absolutely sure, Mr. Seanworth? [00:01] <MilesSeanworth> Is it so wrong to like a pairing like that?! ....don't answer that [00:01] <PhoenixRoot> ... [00:02] <PhoenixRoot> ....riight... [00:02] <Fremziska> Can I kill him now? [00:02] <PhoenixRoot> ...Not quite yet... [13:37] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty....if you don't let me whip Miles here into submission, I'm going to hurt you. A lot. [13:38] <MilesSeanworth> Eeep! [13:38] <PhoenixRoot> (Ngh...I was sure he was lying!) [13:38] <PhoenixRoot> But you said it yourself, that he was lying! Don't you want to know the TRUTH? ...If you whip him you may never get it. [13:39] <Fremziska> This is a delicate situation...and a win-win situatiion....if he tells me the truth he gets whipped. If he doesn't, he still gets whipped! [13:39] <PhoenixRoot> Oh buggers... [13:39] <PhoenixRoot> Well Seanworth...anything you want to add? [13:39] <MilesSeanworth> ..........I don't want to die? [17:25] <PhoenixRoot> Eloquent. I meant to save your life, and saying 'I don't want to die' isn't going to help you. [13:40] <PhoenixRoot> Plus, I don't think Fremziska is going to kill you. [13:40] <Fremziska> Whips Root OH YEAH?!! AND WHY NOT?! [13:40] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Don't whip ME! Just ASK. [13:41] <Fremziska> It's much more fun this way D=! [13:41] <PhoenixRoot> ...>.> [13:41] <PhoenixRoot> Well, ask this question, WHY are you whipping him? [13:41] <Fremziska> ...because it's fun? [13:41] <PhoenixRoot> ...no. [13:42] <PhoenixRoot> Something he said. [13:42] <Fremziska> Oh yeah. Whips [13:42] <MilesSeanworth> OW! [13:42] <MilesSeanworth> The paiiin.... [13:42] <PhoenixRoot> No, he said it VAGUELY...He said "SOME of the pairings are cute..." [13:42] <PhoenixRoot> He never told us exactly which one, now did he? [13:42] <Fremziska> ....DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC! WHIPS! [13:43] <PhoenixRoot> AUGH! OWOW! [13:43] <MilesSeanworth> Eryghh... [17:26] <Fremziska> We settle this once and for all - LIE TO ME AND I WILL HURT YOU VERY MUCH - [13:43] <Fremziska> WHICH 'PAIRINGS' DO YOU THINK ARE 'CUTE'?! [13:44] <PhoenixRoot> Vague answers probably also equal pain, Seanworth. [13:44] <Jeffdot> ..the...paain......the light...I see the light [13:44] <Fremziska> YOU SEE NO LIGHT, JERK! Whips Jeffdot [13:44] <Jeffdot> Oof! [17:26] <MilesSeanworth> ........Uhhh...erm...... [13:45] <MilesSeanworth> Er...umm........ [13:45] <Fremziska> Don't make me stare into your soul, Seanworth... [13:45] <MilesSeanworth> Okay, I admit it. The Fremsizka x Phoenix Root pairing is cute in some...wierd way don'tkillme! [13:45] <Fremziska> Eyes narrow That's what I thought.. [13:45] <PhoenixRoot> Lying is bad mmmkay...? [13:45] <Fremziska> PREPARE FOR TEH WHIPPING OF A MILLENIUM! [13:46] <Fremziska> Holds whip high [13:46] <PhoenixRoot> (That thing looks like a guillotine from here...but why would he think such a thing about the two of us?) [13:47] <Fremziska> Whip falls down with lots of force, for a window-shattering 'Wa-chee! [13:47] <MilesSeanworth> BLAAAARGH! [13:47] <PhoenixRoot> That was loud... [13:52] <Fremziska> And take some of these whips [13:52] <Fremziska> Slowly slows the whipping pace until stops....and...some..of..... [13:52] <Fremziska> ....these final forceful whip! [13:52] <MilesSeanworth> KOed [13:54] <PhoenixRoot> Well, Fremmy you've done it. [13:54] <PhoenixRoot> You've killed one man, you've definiately hospitalized another, and you knocked out another. [17:27] <Fremziska> We're alone now though [13:54] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah...wait, what do you mean by that?! [13:54] <Fremziska> ....the fact that no one else can pair us together? [13:55] <PhoenixRoot> ...right. Yeah. [13:55] <Jeffdot> ...I'm still here! I'm still alive! [13:55] <Fremziska> Whips No your'e not. [13:55] <Jeffdot> ...no...I'm not. [13:55] <Judge> Ms. von Karma, how dare you make a mockery of my courtroom! [13:56] <Fremziska> Quit your whining, blubbernugget! [13:56] <Fremziska> whips [13:56] <Judge> AUGH! NOT IN THE EYES!!! [13:56] <Judge> OW! [13:56] <Fremziska> Sigh... Whips Judges' throat [13:56] <Judge> can't breath GRRRRRGGGHHHHH Passes out [13:56] <Fremziska> =D [13:57] <PhoenixRoot> Make that two passed out... [17:27] <PhoenixRoot> So what now... [14:02] <Fremziska> I could whip you... [14:02] <PhoenixRoot> no [14:03] <Fremziska> I could tie you to a chair and whip you... [14:03] <PhoenixRoot> ...please don't. [17:27] <Jeffdot> slowly rising [14:05] <Jeffdot> I am STRONG!. [14:06] <Jeffdot> I am brave! I have courage! I'll make it through anything! [14:06] <Fremziska> slowly turns around, whip in hand [14:07] <Jeffdot> I am..!...I'll just get back on the ground and...begin bleeding again [14:07] <Fremziska> ...I thought so [14:07] <Jeffdot> Slowly getting back on the ground [14:08] <Fremziska> NOT QUICK ENOUGH Whips [14:08] <Jeffdot> AUGH! Falls on face .....ow.... [14:08] <PhoenixRoot> Did you just break that man's face by whipping him? [14:08] <Fremziska> That may have been his Kamina Shades, but yes. Yes I did. [14:08] <PhoenixRoot> .... [14:09] <MilesSeanworth> Urghh..x..v...... [14:09] <PhoenixRoot> Walks over to Seanworth [14:10] <MilesSeanworth> All I can feel, see, and taste is pain..... [14:10] <Fremziska> AS it should be! [17:28] <MilesSeanworth> What did I do to deserve this? [14:12] <PhoenixRoot> You thought me and Fremziska were a cute couple. [14:13] <MilesSeanworth> I'll keep my mouth shut from now on. [14:16] <PhoenixRoot> You ought to....but why I ask? [14:16] <MilesSeanworth> So this never happens again. Now, get me to a hospital........ [14:18] <PhoenixRoot> I meant about me and her...and what are you talking about hospital? [14:18] <PhoenixRoot> It's just a flesh wound... [14:19] <MilesSeanworth> Both of my arms are broken, my legs are fractured at LEAST, and I think I'm suffering head trauma, because I see three of you. [14:19] <PhoenixRoot> Looks you hospitalized two of them Fremmy...that's a new record. [14:20] <PhoenixRoot> goes ahead calls an ambulance [14:20] <PhoenixRoot> Stretcher arrives, and takes Seanworth to the hospital, along with Jeffdot [14:20] <Jeffdot> I'm going to need a MountainDew drip for this... [14:20] <Jeffdot> I haven't had one in ten minutes...I think...I'm going to die


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