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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:56 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 733 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[22:01] <>---November 29, 2007. Courtroom No 7.---<> [22:02] <Judge> Court is now in session. [22:04] <Judge> So...apparently, this court is supposed to determine if Jeffdot is lying about his identity, and is really someone else. [22:05] <Jeffdot> ...ha! Well, if you're canoeing down a sidewalk without a paddle, and you're going at a steady rate of 80 MPH, how many pancakes does it take to cover the side of a doghouse? [22:06] <PhoenixRoot> ...Mr. Jeffdot, can you please for once, make SOME sense! [16:50] <Jeffdot> Sips can Can you, Mr. Rote, make a statement for once without being ignorant?! [22:06] <PhoenixRoot> JUST WHAT DID I SAY THAT WAS IGNORANT?! [22:07] <Jeffdot> Ignorant of your ignorance now, Rote? [22:07] <PhoenixRoot> ...Your Honor, can you PLEASE penalize him for this? [22:08] <Jeffdot> OBJECTION! Your Honor! It is impossible for the prosecution to have a penalty! I move to assign a penalty to the defense for this. [22:08] <Judge> I'm afraid Mr. Jeffdot is right, Mr. Root. You will have to be penalized for this-- [22:09] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! HOW DOES THAT WORK?! HE JUST SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT A PENALTY AND DOESN'T GET ONE?! [16:50] <PhoenixRoot> This is against the rules! It's unjust! [22:09] <Jeffdot> Screw the rules, I have MountainDew. [22:09] <PhoenixRoot> . . . [22:09] <Judge> Well he does have MountainDew... [22:10] <PhoenixRoot> (Urge to keep going...failing...) [22:10] <Judge> Anyway, I'm still going to assign a penalty to you Mr. Root. [22:10] ! ! ! [16:51] <PhoenixRoot> Why does this feel so familar? I'm getting assigned penalties that I don't even deserve or do ANYTHING for... [22:11] <Jeffdot> Mr. Rote, we can still HEAR you [22:11] <PhoenixRoot> ....CRAP**** [22:11] <Judge> Mr. Root! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?! PENALTY! [22:12] <Jeffdot> Hand-wave point YES! A PENALTY AND A CAN FOR YOU! Throws a can at Phoenix [22:12] ! ! [16:51] <PhoenixRoot> (Why....) [16:51] <PhoenixRoot> Hit by can and is furious [22:13] <PhoenixRoot> Okay Judge...and just what are you going to do about him THROWING things across the COURTROOM at me...? [22:13] <Judge> Hmm... [22:13] <Judge> Penalty! [22:13] <PhoenixRoot> (HAH! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID DOO- DOO HEAD!) [22:14] ! [22:14] <PhoenixRoot> (Wait...did I JUST GET ASSIGNED A PENALTY?!) [22:14] <PhoenixRoot> (ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHH) [16:52] <PhoenixRoot> ...Your Honor, why did you just assign me a penalty? [16:52] <Judge> Uhm....you're a tattle-tale. Yep, that seems like a good enough excus-I mean...reason.... [22:15] <PhoenixRoot> . . . [22:15] <Judge> Speechlessness will earn you a penalty. [22:15] <PhoenixRoot> What?! NO! I'm not speechless! No! Not me! [22:16] Wa-chee! [22:16] <PhoenixRoot> OW! [22:17] <Fremziska> Mr. Phoenix Rooty, concentrate. I will not be able to whip you in court anymore if you lose! NOW DO BETTER! Whips [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> Well you don't have to whip me. [22:17] <Judge> AHEM! Talking to the audience during the trial is frowned upon, and so is random outbursts of OW! [22:17] <Judge> I smell a penalty.... [22:17] <PhoenixRoot> (And I smell a bias...) [16:52] <PhoenixRoot> No matter. We shall now prove the guilt of Mr. Jeffdot... [22:18] <Judge> OH? What guilt? I didn't know he was guilty of any crime... [22:18] <PhoenixRoot> (And he seems even dumber now...) The guilt of Mr. Jeffdot LYING to us about having two names. [22:19] <Jeffdot> Chugging mountain dew, and placing cans on a stack next to him, which is now in the image of a robot ...Oh...were you saying something Rote? [22:20] <PhoenixRoot> ...is....is that a freakin' ROBOT MADE OF MOUNTAIN DEW CANS?! [22:20] <Jeffdot> Yes, Rote, how kind of you to notice him. He has a name you know. His name is Dennis, and he'd be prefer to be called by such. [16:52] Jeff: XD [16:53] <PhoenixRoot> ...okay, now I think you're just insane...that's a stack of friggin' MountainDew cans... [16:53] Yes, you have a robot named Dennis [16:53] <Jeffdot> Excuse me, but Dennis' orientation is his business, not yours Rote. [22:21] <Jeffdot> I move to assign a penalty-- [22:22] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! Okay Your Honor, that is a freakin' STACK of MountainDew cans, and you and everyone else in this courtroom KNOWS it. [22:22] <PhoenixRoot> The defendant Points DEMANDS NO PENALTY. [22:23] <Judge> Hmm...I'm not sure...that IS a pretty convincing fellow standing next to the prosecutor... [16:53] <PhoenixRoot> (IT'S. A. FREAKING. DISPLAY. OF. MOUNTAIN. DEW. CANS.) [22:24] <PhoenixRoot> Furthermore, I questioned Mr. Jeffdot's sanity, NOT the stupid MountainDew Robot's sanity or Archibald, whatever it's called. Incidentally, it can't HAVE sanity because it's INANIMATE [22:24] <Judge> The court accepts the defense's arguement. Mr. Jeffdot, are you feeling alright? [22:25] <Jeffdot> ...fine. But you better not make any more accusations against Dennis... [22:25] <PhoenixRoot> Sure...whatever...now Mr. Jeffdot, the question at hand...what is your real name? [22:25] <Jeffdot> Jeffdot. [22:26] <PhoenixRoot> Stop lying, we just proved that wasn't your real name earlier. [22:26] <Jeffdot> Throws a can of MountainDew at Root [22:26] <PhoenixRoot> OW! See Your Honor! He did it again! [22:26] <Judge> Huh? [22:26] <Jeffdot> Dennis did it. [16:54] <PhoenixRoot> BULLCRAP THAT STUPID STACK OF ALUMINUM THREW IT. IT WAS YOU MR. JEFFDOT [22:27] <Jeffdot> AHEM I told you not to make anymore accussations against Dennis! I DEMAND A PENALTY [16:54] <Judge> I'm sorry Mr. Rote, but you were warned. [16:54] <PhoenixRoot> Wait...no! OBJECTION! [22:28] : <MilesSeanworth> Calm down, Root. Jeffdot is trying to aggrivate you down to the point of forcing you out. Don't fall for it. [22:29] <PhoenixRoot> ...of course...it's obvious! [22:29] <PhoenixRoot> I didn't accuse that can of caffieneated poison of anything! It was Mr. Jeffdot I accused of throwing the can and NOT the robot! [22:29] : <MilesSeanworth> ? [16:55] <Judge> Why, you're right! [16:55] <Jeffdot> Well then...Mr. Rote, what do you think my name is? Hmm? Let me ask you that. [22:30] <PhoenixRoot> Well...Sheepish grin ...not Jeffdot?\ [22:31] : <MilesSeanworth> My, my....he's an aggrivating person.... [22:31] <PhoenixRoot> yes...he is...and I have next to no evidence on him! I don't know how I'm going to get him to crack. All I've got is the fact that he knows Angela...rather, that she was his sister... [22:31] : <MilesSeanworth> He just seems to be a big jerk with Kamina Shades.... [16:55] <PhoenixRoot> Well...Angela...I knew her pretty well...and I never knew that she had a brother named Jeffdot...? [22:33] <Jeffdot> ..ha! Sips can A weak arguement...she just must not have ever told you! [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> (Well it is true I didn't know much about her personal life...) [22:34] <PhoenixRoot> Hmm...well Mr. Jeffdot, there is another question that has been bothering me. [16:56] <Jeffdot> What's that Rote? Another ignorant question? [22:35] : <MilesSeanworth> Hmhmhmh......... [22:35] <PhoenixRoot> Your Kamina Shades...is there any reason you wear them? [22:35] <Jeffdot> Irrelevant, but no. [22:36] <PhoenixRoot> (Crap***...that got me no where fast) [22:36] : <MilesSeanworth> I know who you are, Jeffdot. Your personality is obvious. I won't say anything until Root does, though...since I can't prove anything but basis of personality. [22:36] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk, and a can slides down and sips* Is your inquisition done yet, Rote? [22:37] <Jeffdot> And who are you? Mr. Rote's buddy...hm...I know you.. [22:37] : <MilesSeanworth> What, have you forgotten an old friend so quickly? [22:37] <Jeffdot> You're Mr. Meter Sidecheap, aren't you?! [16:56] <MilesSeanworth> .....Miles M Seanworth, Prosecuting Attorney. [22:38] <Jeffdot> Old friend? ...ha! Don't make me laugh. I don't have any friends.... [22:38] <Jeffdot> ...! Kamina shades begin cracking [22:38] : <MilesSeanworth> .....It sounds like you're remembering me. [22:39] <Jeffdot> ...n-no, I have NO idea who you are. Chugs mountain dew [22:40] : <MilesSeanworth> Hmph. [22:40] <Jeffdot> Mr. Rote, your next slew of questions has better determine something, b-because I tell you, my patience is wearing very thin... [22:40] <Jeffdot> As thin as this refereshing bevereage is! Slams can on desk [22:40] : <MilesSeanworth> Takes out a can of iced tea Hmph...Chugs the entire can down in one go [16:56] <MilesSeanworth> Either you really don't remember...... [22:41] <MilesSeanworth> Or you're hoping refusing to acknowledge me as a friend will prevent Root from figuring you out. [22:41] <Jeffdot> Staring out at Seanworth ...is that... [22:41] : <MilesSeanworth> Isn't that true, Djeffgo Armitchell? [22:41] <Jeffdot> IS THAT ICE TEA?! [22:42] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk and shades crack and break [22:42] <Jeffdot> Nggh..... [22:42] <Jeffdot> ....I know...n-not...of t-this..'Djeffgo...A-Armitchell' [22:42] <Jeffdot> Give me some sort of proof I am this person, you tea-drinking PANSY! [16:57] <MilesSeanworth> ....pansy, am I? [22:43] <Jeffdot> Or YOU Rote...can't do this by yourself? Why don't YOU do it?! [22:43] <Jeffdot> I told you, my patience is wearing thin! [22:43] <MilesSeanworth> I suppose I cannot prove that you are Djeffgo Armitchell. [22:43] <MilesSeanworth> But Root can. [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> What can I do?! I have no evidence...I can't do it... [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> ...wait... [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> If Angela's name was...Armitchell...that would mean... [22:44] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! I can PROVE that you are Diego Armitchell...with your OWN testimony, Mr. Jeffdot! [22:45] <Jeffdot> ...WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! Leans on desk, shades cracking [22:45] <Jeffdot> Do it then, y-you coward! You c-can't do it...can you?! [22:45] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks Fine then, as you like it... [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> Presents Angela [22:46] <Jeffdot> ...ha! I knew you were a load of bogus! I don't even know what this means [22:46] <Jeffdot> And frankly, I don't really care [22:46] <Jeffdot> All I know is...it's YOUR fault she's dead! [22:46] <PhoenixRoot> Smirking [16:57] <MilesSeanworth> I didn't expect you to become your own undoing, Djeffgo. [22:49] <Jeffdot> Ngh...(he's not intimidated at all....)...what are smirking about? [16:57] QUIET YOU! [16:58] <PhoenixRoot> This is Angela Armitchell...your sister, so you claim. [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> You testified to as such earlier. [22:51] <Jeffdot> Yeah....sips can ....so? [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> You don't get it, do you? Angela Armitchell.... [22:51] <PhoenixRoot> I know for a fact that she wasn't married.. [22:52] <MilesSeanworth> Heh. heh. heh........ [22:52] <PhoenixRoot> That means, your last name must be ARMITCHELL AS WELL! [22:52] <PhoenixRoot> So what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Armitchell?! [22:52] <Jeffdot> ............................................................... [22:52] <Jeffdot> .........................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [22:52] <Jeffdot> Shades break [22:53] <Jeffdot> Begins chugging MountainDew repeatly and nailing the cans at Root [22:53] <PhoenixRoot> TAKE COVER Hides below desk [16:58] Wa-chee! [22:53] : <MilesSeanworth> Successfully smacks every can away [22:53] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Fremmy! This is NOT the time to be whipping me! [22:53] : <MilesSeanworth> DJEFFGO, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! [22:53] <Fremziska> Take it like a man! [16:59] <MilesSeanworth> Why did you abandon your past?! [22:53] <Jeffdot> ....slows down his pace, and eventually stops [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> Stands up... [22:54] <PhoenixRoot> Indeed...why? [22:54] : <MilesSeanworth> Djeffgo....we were once grand friends...... .....!!!! [22:54] : <MilesSeanworth> What happened 6 years ago, Djeffgo? [22:55] : <MilesSeanworth> I do not know the details. What transpired 6 years ago? [22:55] <Jeffdot> ....everything happened 6 years ago. [22:56] <Jeffdot> ...I was poisoned...and slipped into a coma. [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> ...... [22:56] <PhoenixRoot> .... [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> ...!!!!!! [22:56] <Judge> ... [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> THAT'S RIGHT! [22:56] : <MilesSeanworth> I remember now.....how did I forget! [22:56] <PhoenixRoot> (Djeffgo Armitchell...it sounds vaguely familiar...) [16:59] : <MilesSeanworth> YOU WERE RIGHT THERE IN THE COURTROOM! [22:57] : <MilesSeanworth> Something happened during the trial in which both Angela and Myself were having our first case! [22:57] <Jeffdot> You were always an ignorant one, Seanworth...it's surprising you didn't know this whole time. sips can [22:57] <Jeffdot> Yes, I was being brutually 'murdered' as it were. [22:57] <Jeffdot> However, it did not kill me. [22:57] <Jeffdot> FOR I AM BRAVE-- [22:58] <Fremziska> Whips Jeffdot NONE OF THAT! I WILL SHOW YOU THAT YOU ARE NOTHING [22:58] <Jeffdot> Ngh...fine... [17:00] : <MilesSeanworth> It....it all came back to me as well......it was Angela Armitchell's first case...as well as my own....the trial ended prematurely, I believe, due to a crisis.......you were assisting her during the trial. [23:00] <Jeffdot> Hmph....I suppose it's no use trying to cover anything up then? ...ha! [23:01] <Jeffdot> Well then, Mr. Seanworth...why don't you explain this? [17:00] : <MilesSeanworth> You want me to explain, what, exactly? [23:02] <Jeffdot> Exactly what happened, to Mr. Rote over there. [23:03] : <MilesSeanworth> What happened to Root? .......Wait...are you refering to the case that transpired a few months after the one I mentioned......!? [23:03] <Jeffdot> No, you idiot...explain what happened to ME to Mr. Rote. [23:03] <Jeffdot> Throws a can of MountainDew at Seanworth [23:04] : <MilesSeanworth> Catches and tosses it aside [23:04] <Jeffdot> Hmph...I don't know what you're going to prove by doing this, Rote... [23:04] <Jeffdot> But yeah, you got me. My real name...is Djeffgo Armitchell...nice to meet you...but I still hate you, Rote..you'll see why [23:05] <MilesSeanworth> Anyway...It's been 6 years, but as we already know, it was the first case of a rookie defense attorney....Angela. and a rookie prosecutor, me. I don't know much about the details...but I BELIEVE Djeffgo was interrogating a suspect, Da.......D.....D......!!!!! Wait.......are you s-s-saying....SHE Poisoned you?! [23:06] <Jeffdot> No...it doesn't take you long does it? ...ha! [23:06] <Jeffdot> sips can Yeah...it was her. I don't know how she did it either. [23:07] <MilesSeanworth> .............Dahlia Hawthorne poisoned you....and a few months later, in another case ...... Angela Armitchell was in another case.....in which Angela discovered to having poisoned someone...and attempted to poison someone else.....but failed. [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> That person is... [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> ...... [17:00] <MilesSeanworth> why don't you ask him yourself? [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> Seanworth...you don't mean... [23:08] <MilesSeanworth> He's standing right next to me. [23:08] <PhoenixRoot> !!!


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