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Sean	Jul 6 2008, 04:51 PM
The ⑥of Four Against Nature Posts: 736 Group: Four Against Nature Member #1 Joined: Jul 6, 2008 Quote Deep-minded, covered in about three layers of nerdiness.	[16:27] : <Jeffdot> Mr. Rote, I hate you. [23:56] : <PhoenixRoot> What did I ever do to yo-- [23:57] : <Jeffdot> Laser beam'z Root --silence Rote! All will be explained in due time... [23:59] : <PhoenixRoot> Dude, I don't even know yo-- [00:00] : <Jeffdot> Laser Beam'z Root again I said be quiet, Rote! I hate you. Now let me enjoy my secret dew blend #42...Drinks Mountain dew bottle [16:28] : <Jeffdot> Chugging mountain dew [00:01] : <PhoenixRoot> Staring Wow, you sure drink that stuff fast-- [00:02] : <Jeffdot> Throws can at Root I thought I told you to be quiet! Chugs another can and throws it at Root* [00:02] : <Jeffdot> Leans on desk and a can of Mountain Dew slides down into hand Now Mr. Rote... [00:02] : <PhoenixRoot> It's ROOT. Phoenix ROOT. [00:03] : <Jeffdot> Sips mountain dew and then slams it on the desk IT'S WHATEVER I DAMN SAY IT IS GOT IT?! [00:03] : <PhoenixRoot> Sweating Yes sir...(WHO IS THIS GUY?!) [00:04] : <PhoenixRoot> So...Chin scratch...what exactly have I done to you? [16:29] <Jeffdot> Sips can ...a chicken and a half lays a egg and a half in a day in a half...how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle...? [00:06] : <PhoenixRoot> ...Forty-T--Wait...what? [00:06] : <Jeffdot> Sips Mountain Dew ...ha! [00:07] : <Jeffdot> An ignorant fool as always, Rote. [00:08] : <Jeffdot> Purple; because ice cream has no bones! Sips Mountain Dew [00:08] : <PhoenixRoot> Shocked ...WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER! [00:08] : <Jeffdot> ...ha! Chugs Mountain Dew and throws can at Root. Like I said, ignorant as always, Rote! [00:09] : <PhoenixRoot> Hit by can again WILL YOU STOP THAT?! [00:09] : <Jeffdot> NO! It's your fault she's dead! chugs mountain dew [00:09] : <PhoenixRoot> ... (did he just say...'she'....? He couldn't mean....could he...?) 16:30] : <PhoenixRoot> ...do you mean...Angela? [00:11] : <Jeffdot> Chugging Mountain Dew, now sprays it all out in Root's general direction Pbbbbbtttthhhhh! [00:11] : <PhoenixRoot> Sprayed AUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!!! [00:12] : <Jeffdot> Hmph...and you have the nerve to call her 'teacher' and follow in her footsteps....you disgust me, Rote. You really do [00:13] : <Jeffdot> It's YOUR fault she's dead! You should've protected her better! [00:13] : <PhoenixRoot> AHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW MY HEAD HAS BURST INTO FLAME Head is one fire [00:14] : <Jeffdot> Here, Rote, let me help you with that Laser Beam'z again [00:14] : <PhoenixRoot> Screaming now AHHHHHH YOU'RE NOT HELPING! [00:14] : <PhoenixRoot> Collapses [00:14] : <Jeffdot> ... [00:15] : <Jeffdot> What a weak person. I should've known he couldn't handle blend number 42... [16:31] >--November 25, 12:26 A.M. Defendant's Lobby No. 4--< [00:27] <PhoenixRoot> Augh...what was that maniac thinking....and how does he know Angela? [00:27] <PhoenixRoot> How does he know me? I have so many questions...wait, why am I talking to myself? [16:32] <???> Wa-chee! Foolish fool... [00:28] <PhoenixRoot> Whipped AUGH! No....it can't be... [00:28] <MilesSeanworth> Oh..Oh dear... [16:32] <Fremziska von Karma> Yes, it is I! Bwhahaha! Whips Phoenix root [00:29] <PhoenixRoot> OW! Stop that, Fremziska! [00:29] <Fremziska> No, Mr. Phoenix Rooty Whips again [00:30] <PhoenixRoot> OWOW! Wait...WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! [00:30] <Fremziska> ...perhaps you didn't hear me correctly? A good helping of whip will straighten you out! Whips PhoenixRoot several times [00:31] <Fremziska> Now, I call you Phoenix Rooty. Now stop calling me Fremziska...you know what I'm called. [00:31] <PhoenixRoot> Oh please no... [16:33] <Fremziska> Whips! [00:32] <PhoenixRoot> Owww!...fine....fremmy... [00:32] <Fremziska> Whips harder SAY IT LOUDER [00:32] <PhoenixRoot>....Yes...FREMMY.... [00:37] <PhoenixRoot> So...uh...Fremmy...Sweats...what are you doing here anyway...? [00:37] <Fremziska> Whipping you, what else? whips [00:37] <PhoenixRoot> AUGH! PAIN!...I meant OTHER than that! [00:39] <Fremziska> Oh...I dunno. I forgot. whips [16:34] <PhoenixRoot> OW! STOP IT! [00:39] <Fremziska> uh....nah! Whips some more [00:39] <PhoenixRoot> I'M GOING TO BE HOSPITALIZED!! [00:40] <Fremziska> Yeah I know! Isn't it great?! Whip whip [00:40] <PhoenixRoot> MAKE IT STOOOOP! [00:42] <Fremziska> But it's so fun...:( [00:43] <PhoenixRoot> Looks away Yeah...anyway...Miles? Do you know anything about that mysterious prosecutor? [16:34] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah...about him...I have absolutely NO idea. [00:44] <PhoenixRoot> Thanks, Miles....Fremmy? [00:44] <Fremziska> Nope, not a clue! [00:44] <PhoenixRoot> (I figured as much from her, same as always...) [00:45] <Fremziska> I HEARD THAT whip whip! [00:45] <PhoenixRoot> OWOWOW! HOW THE CRAP DID YOU HEAR ME THINKING?! (Everything is starting to go fuzzy...) [00:46] <Fremziska> Superpowers. Cracks whip [16:35] <PhoenixRoot> ...sure...okay...anyway...court should be reconvening soon anyway, right? I'm going to need to figure out who this prosecutor is... [00:47] <MilesSeanworth> ...wait...do you realize that in court you're supposed to have a client and you're supposed to be talking about a CASE?! [00:47] <PhoenixRoot> Yeah, but it's much more fun this way...plus, I already have a client...he's sitting right over there... [00:48] <PhoenixRoot> My main concern really though is who this prosecutor is...if I believe in the heart of the ca-I mean...in my CLIENT....then he's got to be innocent. That can wait until later...I want, - no - NEED to figure out why this prosecutor has a grudge against me... [00:49] <MilesSeanworth> ...I don't see your client...wait...your client is FREMZISKA? I mean..."Fremmy" Smirks [00:49] <Fremziska> Only Phoenix Rooty calls me that DoubleWhip [00:50] <PhoenixRoot> No, you idiot, BEHIND her. Points [00:50] <MilesSeanworth> OWPAINOW!....oh...you mean him...isn't he-- [00:50] <Balif> Recess is over, Mr. Root. Please enter the courtroom... [11:44] <>----November 24, 11:44 A.M Courtroom No. 7---<> [11:45] <Judge> Now then, the court will reconvene. Are you alright, Mr. Root? [11:45] <PhoenixRoot> Yes, I think so. [11:46] <Judge> Nods Yes, now earlier, we were trying to determine the guilt of-- [11:46] <Fremziska> Whips Judge [11:46] <Judge> OW! Ms. von Karma! How dare you! [11:46] <Judge> Keep your hands and whip to yourself while you're in the audience! [11:47] <Fremziska> Foolishly foolish fool that practices the act of foolishly tomfoolery. [11:48] <Fremziska> This court has nothing to do with determing the guilt of that poor excuse of a person sitting in the defendant's chair! [11:48] <Judge> But we-- [11:49] <Fremziska> Whips again YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT YOU FOOLISH FOOL! [16:38] <Judge> OWOW! Okay, okay! Have it your way Ms. von Karma...of course, you and your perfection are right once again [11:50] <Fremziska> Whips ...and don't you forget it. [11:52] <Judge> Yes well...let's just let the defense and prosecution do their thing and I'll just watch...Whimpers [11:52] <Fremziska> Yes, you will do just that... [11:53] <PhoenixRoot> (Man she is SCARY...) [11:55] <PhoenixRoot> So...earlier in this trial we were trying to determine who you are, Mr. Jeffdot. [11:55] <PhoenixRoot> We can solve this in an organized, civilized manner... [11:55] <PhoenixRoot> JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU FREAK OF NATURE?! [16:40] <Jeffdot> ... [11:56] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [11:56] <Jeffdot> Sips can I drink no less than 57 cans of cold, sweet goodness every trial. [11:57] <Jeffdot> Unfortunately, I don't think the paint'll dry that quickly today... [11:57] <PhoenixRoot> Oh oka-wait...what the crap does that even MEAN! [11:57] <Jeffdot> Not a very quick learner, are we Mr. Rote? [16:40] [ <PhoenixRoot> (I'm a fine learner, I just have no clue what you're trying to say!!) ...are you trying to say that your real name is...Jeffdot? [11:59] <Jeffdot> Yup. Sips can [11:59] <PhoenixRoot> ... [11:59] <Jeffdot> ... [11:59] <PhoenixRoot> ...that's it? [12:01] <Jeffdot> Yes... [12:01] <PhoenixRoot> OBJECTION! [12:01] <PhoenixRoot> What kind of name is JEFFDOT?! [12:01] <Jeffdot> Throws soda can at Root Can it, Rote! [12:02] <PhoenixRoot> Drenched Argh! Not only did you get my suit wet, you violated my ears with one of the worst puns I've ever heard! [12:02] <Jeffdot> Jeffdot is my name, get it RIGHT. [12:08] <PhoenixRoot> Okay, fine, whatever...how is it that you know Ms. Angela? Can you at least tell me that? [12:08] <Jeffdot> The marshmellow does not not not not tell truth, Rote. [12:08] <PhoenixRoot> . . . [12:09] <PhoenixRoot> We've already established that you know her, and that you think her death was my fault...can you tell us how? [12:10] <Jeffdot> You should've protected her better, Rote. You should always protect those you care about glances toward audience, particularly where Fremziska is sitting [12:10] <Jeffdot> What kind of man are you?! [12:10] <PhoenixRoot> (I am NOT liking where this is going) Sweating ...but it wasn't my fault! [16:41] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [12:11] <Jeffdot> Denial is always the first stage, Rote! [12:11] <Judge> Ooh! Ooh! I think I assign a penalty now! [12:11] <Judge> ! ! ! ! [12:11] <PhoenixRoot> shocked (WHAT ?! I GET PENALTIES NOW?!) [12:12] <PhoenixRoot> Fine, Mr. Jeffdot. Let me ask you a question. [12:12] <Jeffdot> and if I refuse? Leans and desk and grins. Can of mountain dew slides down [12:13] <PhoenixRoot> You're going to listen to ALL of my damn questions, or I'm going to get Uncle Tony to 'take care of you!' [12:13] <Judge> Mr. Root, did you just THREATEN Mr. Jeffdot?! [12:13] <PhoenixRoot> looks Judge in the eye No. I did not just threaten Mr. Jeffdot. [12:14] <Judge> ...no. You did not just threaten Mr. Jeffdot. [12:14] <PhoenixRoot> This is not the lawyer you're looking for. [12:14] <Judge> This is not the lawyer I'm looking for. [16:42] <PhoenixRoot> Now answer the question, Mr. Jeffdot... [12:14] <Jeffdot> Ngggh....leaning on desk, Kamina shades cracking... [12:16] <PhoenixRoot> What were YOU doing while Ms. Angela was killed? Where were you?! Since you seem to looooveee her so much, where were YOU?! [12:16] <Jeffdot> Agh! Shades break [16:42] [12:18] <Jeffdot> Grabs another from pocket and puts them on What are you insinuating?! I was not her lover! [12:19] <PhoenixRoot> Smirks Well then, why do you care about her so much?! [16:43] [12:20] <Jeffdot> Leans on desk and grins [12:20] <Jeffdot> Can of mountain dew slides down and sips [12:20] <PhoenixRoot> (Oh great...he's smiling...) [12:21] <Jeffdot> Well, if you're so intent on knowing.... [12:21] <Jeffdot> We were siblings. [12:21] <PhoenixRoot> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! [12:22] <PhoenixRoot> ....okay, well my point still stands! [12:23] <PhoenixRoot> Points Where were you when she was being murdered?! Her own brother! [12:23] <Jeffdot> Shades break again Agh! [12:23] <Jeffdot> I...was....nggh...hospitalized... [12:23] <PhoenixRoot> ...what was that? [16:43] <Jeffdot> ...I was hospitalized. There. Are you content now, Rote? It doesn't matter. I still hate you, and it's all your fault! [12:24] <PhoenixRoot> It's not my fault she's dead..at least I nailed the criminal that did that to her! What did you do? Sit there and drink Mountain dew? [12:25] <Jeffdot> ...Leans on desk, and shades crack ... [12:25] <Jeffdot> ...yeah well...you're a big posh sod...with PLUMS IN YOUR MOUTH! [16:43] Yeah, but that just would not be right. [16:43] That would be you're an old freakin [16:43] freakin* [16:44] <PhoenixRoot> ....wha? [12:25] <Jeffdot> AND THE PLUMS MUTATED, AND THEY'VE GOT BEAKS! [12:26] <Jeffdot> AND YOU MAKE PIGS SMOKE! Fist desk slam [12:26] <PhoenixRoot> Oh yeah? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?! [12:27] <Jeffdot> ...you....you don't like outsiders do you? [12:27] <PhoenixRoot> I should be asking YOU that question. [16:44] <Jeffdot> Yeah, well I know you have big sheds, but NOBODY is allowed in...and in these sheds, are 20-foot high...chickens. [12:27] <PhoenixRoot> ...wh-- [12:28] <Jeffdot> AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED! THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG! [12:28] <Jeffdot> and they think they're in an airplane because they're so big! [16:44] <Jeffdot> and they're saying to themselves "OH WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?!" [12:29] <Jeffdot> and...and they're looking down on all the other little chickens--pant, pant pant [12:29] <Jeffdot> Chugs mountain dew, throws can at Root. Does so about 3 times [12:29] <Jeffdot> Hand-point DO YOU DENY THAT?! [12:29] <PhoenixRoot> ...Sweating [12:30] <PhoenixRoot> Composes self and nods calmly [12:30] <PhoenixRoot> Everything you've just said...is one, huge, obvious contradiction POINT! [12:30] <Jeffdot> ...WHAAAAAAAAT? Leans on desk, shades cracking [12:31] <Jeffdot> What are you blabbering about, Rote? Sips can and slams it on desk [12:31] <Jeffdot> POINT IT OUT, NOW! [16:45] <PhoenixRoot> Fine. smirks [12:31] <PhoenixRoot> ...the only evidence I need is the fact that YOU ARE NOT ALAN PARTRIDGE! [12:32] <PhoenixRoot> You said yourself that your name is JEFFDOT! [12:32] <PhoenixRoot> ...unless you're saying you lied? [12:32] <Jeffdot> .....mm....ARGH! Shades break [12:33] <Jeffdot> Puts on another pair [12:33] <Jeffdot> ...ha! [12:33] <Jeffdot> Very nicely played, Rote..you've got spunk. I'll give you that. [12:33] <Jeffdot> But I still hate you and your guts. [12:33] <Jeffdot> Judge! I demand a recess! [12:33] <Judge> Y-yes Mr. Jeffdot! [12:34] <Judge> The court will take a brief recess. Gavel Court is in recess! [12:38] <>---November 25, 12:38 P.M Defendant's Lobby No. 7---<> [12:38] <PhoenixRoot> (Wow, I can't believe I did that) [12:39] <MilesSeanworth> Well played, Root. Even I have to admit that was well-done. I even enjoyed it somewhat....(except for Fremziska whipping me every time something new happened) [12:40] <Fremziska> Yay! Well done indeed, Mr. Phoenix Rooty! Whippings for everybody! Whip whip, whip whip [12:40] <PhoenixRoot> OWOW! Stop that! I haven't even won yet! [12:40] <MilesSeanworth> Yeah, what he said! [12:41] <PhoenixRoot> ...well I've determined one thing. Jeffdot is lying. He has another name, and I'm determined to find out exactly what it is! [12:41] <MilesSeanworth> Verily, indeed. Ergo, marmalade. [16:46] <PhoenixRoot> ...okay, I know you're English but don't ever do that again. [12:42] <Fremziska> Whips Root Pay attention to meeee! [12:42] <PhoenixRoot> OW! There are much easier ways of getting my attention, Fremmy.. [16:46] Door Opens [12:46] <PhoenixRoot> Anyway, Fremmy, it'd really suck to hospitalized in the middle of a case, could you please refrain from the whipping? Pretty please? [12:46] <Fremziska> No Whips [12:46] <PhoenixRoot> OW! [16:47] <???> Man....Fremziska... [12:47] <???> The way...you whip people is so...hot.. [12:49] <PhoenixRoot> (Do my ears deceive me...? Is that who I think it is?!) [12:49] <Fremziska> Gritting teeth and turns around slowly Who. Said. That. [12:49] <Fremziska> I'm. Going. To. Give. You. A. Ten. Second. Head. Start. [12:52] <??> It is I! Adam Melnela! And I think you're HOT Fremziska! [12:52] <PhoenixRoot> (This is NOT going to be pretty) [12:53] <MilesSeanworth> Oh..dear...Melnela, what are you DOING HERE?! This is a court-house, not a moron convention! [12:53] <Melnela> Well you're here for one, and I go where I please! [12:54] <Melnela> Plus...Fremmy is here....grins [12:55] <Fremziska> TennineeightsevensixfifvefourthreetwoONE.....YOUR TIME FOR BREATHING IS UP! [16:47] <Fremziska> Begins whipping as if she had some of Jeffdot's drink [12:55] <Melnela> OWOWOW! STOP IT! I LO-NOOOOOO NOT IN THE--Crack [12:56] <PhoenixRoot> Ow...I didn't know an arm could BEND that way... [12:56] <MilesSeanworth> Morbid stare ...it CAN'T... [16:47] <Fremziska> AND TAKE SOME OF THESE Whip whip whip whip AND SOME OF THESE Kicks whip kick whip whip [12:57] <PhoenixRoot> I think I'm going to be SICK Turns around and holds stomach [12:58] <MilesSeanworth> I think I'm going to lose my tea! Turns and does the same [12:58] <Fremziska> OH AND PHOENIX ROOTY IS THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON WHO CALLS ME 'Fremmy'! Whip whip whip whip [12:59] <Melnela> PAIN! PAINAINOWOWOWO! [12:59] <Melnela> Wait...does that mean you two are lovers-Whipped [12:59] <Fremziska and PhoenixRoot> NO! WE ARE NOT! [13:00] <PhoenixRoot> Turns around Okay Franziska, I think he's had enough...you're going to kill him! He's going to be hospitalized as it is! [13:00] <Fremziska> Whips Root I WILL BE DONE WHEN I'M CONTENT WITH MY WORK! [13:00] <Fremziska> Whips Melnela in the groin several times [16:48] [13:01] <Melnela> OH MERCIFUL CRAP- [13:01] <Fremziska> SILENCE! whips [13:01] <Melnela> Whipped! Auuugh....... [13:02] <PhoenixRoot> Rubbing side Man that whip really hurts when she use it like that... [13:02] <Fremziska> Okay, I'm content now :D! [13:02] <PhoenixRoot> (And her mood changes just like that...this is one dangerous woman...) [13:03] <Fremziska> Turning to melnela and if you EVER whips EVER Whips again even THINK about flirting with me again, next time, it won't be the hospital... [13:03] <Fremziska> and don't you think about PhoenixRoot/Fremziska, or I'll whip you so hard you'll feel it when you're DEAD. [13:06] an ambulance can be heard outside [13:06] <Fremziska> Get out of my sight, fool. Spits on Melnela [13:06] Paramedics come in and take Melnela to the hospital Edited by Sean, Jul 6 2008, 05:30 PM.


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