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The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done; How you dumb, son?
Topic Started: Jul 25 2009, 09:55 PM (43 Views)
Safety Dan
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i decided to start a thread about the stupid things we've done. not just on this site. in our everyday lives. so i'll start things off! look how dumb i is! even as i type this, i'm a bit shakey-hands from the endorphin rush. you get a buzz from this! i don't think it'll let me post pictures in this thread, however *grumble bramble* so check the zer0cast letter O thread for the picture and a little backstory.
Edited by Safety Dan, Jul 25 2009, 11:30 PM.
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zer0jon
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Daniel! Stop cutting!
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Safety Dan
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it's not like that, jon. i figured, if you're gonna cut yourself, it might as well look cool.i'm dead inside so i cut myself just to feel the pain. that's normal, right? right? jon?
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Safety Dan
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actually, i'm just bored. so... how you dumb, jon?
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Well, this one time, I decided I wanted to see what it was like to live like a hobo. So I put on a tweed suit and hung out in an alley behind a Denny's for a while. Then these other hobos came up and started giving me static about how I was impinging on their turf. That's the word they used, "impinging".

Anyway, I wasn't about to abandon my sweet locale, so they started roughing up my cardboard domicile and stuff. Finally, I decided it wasn't worth it, so I bugged out of there and went to the soup kitchen. A little while after I got in there, one of the hobos who kicked me out of my alley-home sat down across from me.

He apologized and said that he wasn't going to hang out with those guys anymore. He didn't believe violence should be part of the hobo code. We talked for hours about politics, philosophy, hobo-ing, you name it.

After we left the soup kitchen, he showed me his place. It was pretty nice; he had a box from a 2008 model refrigerator. We talked a little more, and then he said I could set up my home next to his. It was a heartwarming moment.

Then I remembered that he kicked me out of my original home. So I shivved him and ate his heart.

So anyway, the stupidest thing I ever did was set up my first home in a Denny's back alley.
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prez josh
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Listen to Episode 53 of The Casting of the Pod and I think you'll know Daniel's stupidest moment :)

Perhaps I shall answer this on an upcoming cast... Maybe 55 or 56.
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