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Half Life 2 Episode Three Revealed
Topic Started: Sep 14 2009, 05:14 PM (132 Views)
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Gordon Freeman does not give a shit about the black guy, fitting the typical American stereotype. He runs off to fight the ahlionz. While Gordon engages in an epic battle with the Combine, Alyx stands there and does nothing as usual. After defeating over 9000 Combine, he must get to the other side of a broken bridge. With 12 sprint, Gordon jumps across and dies. When he respawns, Alyx says "Whiel I was jackinng off I invented this jetpack!11one" and then they flew across.

Gordon is informed that to enter the Borealis, he must get the rifle of Sniper Wolf. So, Gordon goes to Africa and gets in fights with all of the Resident Evil 5 zombies. After defeating Albert Wesker, Gordon obtains Sniper Wolf's rifle. On his way back to Alaska, Gordon gets into a fight with Solid Snake. It was a battle of epic proportions, with Alyx jacking off, Gordon throwing shit, and Snake dodging shit. After winnign the fight, Gabe Newell appears and shit hits the fan. From this fight spawned Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War, Final Fantasy, Counter-Strike, and Team Fortress. After the fight Gordon is gravely injured and dies. But when going to the afterlife, he is somehow put back on Earth as a mysterious man in a suit with a suitcase. He is put back in time to watch himself in all of his old endeavors, for his failure.
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We can at least summarize Half-Life and Half-Life 2 here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8

Also GEWDANFWEEMAHN; ICH BIN ALYX; DUM-DUM!!!
-=FJC=- Flamin' Yon (Jihadi)
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Sep 15 2009, 05:21 PM
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

We can at least summarize Half-Life and Half-Life 2 here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8

Also GEWDANFWEEMAHN; ICH BIN ALYX; DUM-DUM!!!
Blah, blah, blah Mr. Freeman.
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