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Topic Started: January 8, 2010, 3:32 pm (1,514 Views)
Mr.Green
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Theo to K9, attack the light pink pirate with fire.
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Stigma
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Theo's battle
 
Theo moves out of the drag queen's molestation range and fires a ball of cleansing napalm at it. It hits [50, 98] and deals 8 damage, killing it.


You killed it with fire! Congrats!

+40 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use

Spencer's turn.
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MrFreeeeman
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Is NOT okay with headcrabs
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I feel this battle is going so well that I'll stay where I am and consume One of my Herbs (In tea form, shoving a fistfull of leaves into one's mouth is uncivilised)
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Stigma
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Osirus retrieves a portable tea kettle, flint and tinder from his suit of armor and starts a fire, placing the kettle carefully over the fire. He then steeps the tea leaves carefully after boiling the water and then pours himself a cup of delicious imperialist tea.

+10 HP. :D

Jarod's turn.
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Sneaky Renegade
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reaches into a pouch and grabs some herb pulls out a pipe a strike anywhere match and puts the herb ground up into his pipe strikes the match on the face of the pink warrior standing before him and takes a nice puff oh his pipe then exhales in the face of said ugly sonofamother. (+10 health)
Edited by Sneaky Renegade, January 9, 2010, 1:06 am.
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OhMyScience
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Mr.Green
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Red Swordsman attacks Locke

He hits, for all of a massive 3 damage. (58, 13)

Locke counterattacks, slicing the swordsman's neck for 8 damage and effectively the kill. (74, 76)

Locke: +30 EXP, +1 wexp, -1 use
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Stigma
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Alright, time for the enemy phase.

Enemy Phase
 
Teal swordsman attacks Osirus, hitting [47, 4] for a terrifying 3 damage.
Osirus rears back and impales him [7, 70] for a much more frightening 12 damage.
Teal swordsman double attacks and misses. [81, 17]

Bright pink drag pirate swings at Rumbles and hits [5, 29] for 5 damage.
Rumbles blows more smoke into the queer's eyes [39, 91], causing the queer to cry and for their mascara to run, thus ruining their day for 10 damage.

Red swordsman attacks Locke, Kyle says he kills him, go Locke!


Osirus: +10 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use -3 HP
Rumbles: +10 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use -5 HP

Locke attacks the teal swordsman. Kyle, the honors?
Edited by Stigma, January 9, 2010, 1:20 am.
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Mr.Green
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Locke finishes the teal sword protester for 8 damage.

(55, 24)

+30 EXP, +1 wexp, -1 usage

LEVEL UP

+1 HP, +1 Spd, +1 Def

{9, 92, 66, 38, 76, 45, 43}
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OhMyScience
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HOLD IT!!!
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