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Topic Started: January 8, 2010, 3:32 pm (1,515 Views)
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Theo's attack
 
Theo maneuvers behind a barrel and sees a pirate dressed in pink drag. "IS THAT A MINISKIRT?! GAH, MUST KILL WITH FIRE!" Theodore shouts, as he launches a fireball spell at it. It hits [41, 65] and does 8 damage.
The drag-queen gets angry. "You burnt my favorite top!" He shouts from around the barrel.


+15 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use

Spencer's turn now. Stats to be updated in a few.
Edited by Stigma, January 8, 2010, 11:40 pm.
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Is NOT okay with headcrabs
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Plot a course for L6, and tell the occupant of M6 about the great sale on lobotomies I'm offering, complete with free sample.
Edited by MrFreeeeman, January 8, 2010, 11:38 pm.
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Osirus' attack
 
Osirus attacks and under normal circumstances would've hit, but the RNG says no. [90, 12] He misses.
The swordsman attacks in response, and lands his first hit [14, 24] for 3 damage and hits again [51, 36] for another 3.


+1 EXP, +1 WEXP, -1 use, -6 HP

Stats to be updated. Jarod's turn.
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Gettin' with the program
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attacking yellow
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Rumbles' attack
 
Rumbles swings and hits [32, 36] for 12 damage.
The protester can't miss thanks to WTA but still can't hurt him. Hits twice for 0! [32, 36] [57,85] :D


Rumbles: +9 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use

Stats to be updated/fixed and then enemies turn and map update.
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Enemy's phase
 
The yellow protester realizes that it's useless to attack the steel wall. He instead decides to at least do damage while kamikazing. He moves to L9 and attacks Demeanik, swinging and hitting [62, 52] for 5 damage.
Demeanik counters, hitting [15, 94] for enough to kill them.

The teal swordsman attacks Osirus, and misses. [96, 19]
Osirus counters, but also misses. [99, 53]
The teal swordsman double attacks, and hits [2, 100] for 3.

Light pink drag queen pirate dashes around the barrels and swings his axes at Theo, but misses. [95, 70]
Theo shouts in fear of the drag-queen pirate and tries to kill it with more fire. Fire hits [51, 25] and does another 8 damage to the pirate.

Bright pink drag queen pirate walks towards Rumbles and attacks, hitting [24, 1] a CRITICAL. The drag-queen grabs his crotch and twists, dealing a whopping 12 damage to poor rumbles.
Rumbles responds by jamming his axe into the drag queen's crotch but misses [79, 3].

Red protester attacks Osirus, hitting for 3 damage. [50, 43]
Osirus returns the favor, smiting him with his lance for 13 damage. [19, 7]
Red protester attacks a second time, aiming for the kill, but manages to miss. [95, 7]


D: +30 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use -5 HP
Osirus: +11 EXP +2 WEXP -2 use -6 HP
Theo: +15 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use
Rumbles: +1 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use -12 HP

Well, that went well until Jarod got crit'd and then missed...

Alright, now Kyle, tell me whether I live, so I can update the map. XD
Edited by Stigma, January 9, 2010, 12:35 am.
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Lime vs. Locke

Lime swings his axe but Locke trips him causing him to nearly fall off the dock (100, 7)

Locke takes this opportunity to kick him off the dock, (10 damage) and the axeman drops his axe to get a grip on the side of the dock at the last minute. (33, 50)

Unfortunately for him, Locke steps on his fingers (10 damage), causing him to plummet into the sea below where he is promptly devoured by sharks. (77, 41)

Locke: +30 EXP, +2 wexp, -2 use
Edited by Mr.Green, January 9, 2010, 12:27 am.
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ALRIGHT.

Stats updated, map updated. My brain melted. My turn.

Move to M5, drink concoction. :nomnomnom: +40 HP puts me back at full.

Now Phill's turn.
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Demeanik to K11, attack bright pink
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Demeanik's attack
 
Demeanik casts and hits [66, 89] for 8 damage.
The drag pirate glares angrily. Demeanik cringes at how much mascara he's wearing.


+15 EXP +1 WEXP -1 use

Kyle's turn
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