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| Stoned | Jun 16 2016, 09:11 AM Post #1 |
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I have decided it will be of great value to have a thread where our frustrations can be relieved by cartoons and humor. Vent your frustration here rather than replying with a cartoon to a regular subject, thereby broadcasting that you have nothing relevant to say on said subject. They need not be political, or current, or anything, just something you feel is funny. I will start with a couple of oldies but goodies; This is one of my favorites George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do,” says the Devil. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.” George Bush thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. “No!” George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.” The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. “No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented George. The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.” The Devil smiled and said, “Monica, you’re free to go!” +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed into his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian"? |
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| Neutral | Jun 16 2016, 09:17 AM Post #2 |
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I have decided it would be of great value if you would quit flooding the board with nonsensical bullschit. |
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| Stoned | Jun 16 2016, 09:20 AM Post #3 |
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Then there is always McClatchy http://www.mcclatchydc.com/opinion/editorial-cartoons/article82075972.html |
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| Neutral | Jun 16 2016, 09:21 AM Post #4 |
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LOL You quote me but never address what I post. There has to be a word for that besides dumb. |
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| Corky52 | Jun 16 2016, 09:22 AM Post #5 |
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Stoned, He's right, it his job to flood the board with nonsense and B.S., and he's good at it.
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| Stoned | Jun 16 2016, 09:27 AM Post #6 |
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C'mon Cork ol boy, lets have a joke or a cartoon. |
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| Corky52 | Jun 16 2016, 09:28 AM Post #7 |
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The starting place for some fun reading, Russians release the Democratic Op Research. the smoking gun
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| Neutral | Jun 16 2016, 09:31 AM Post #8 |
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Yes the smoking gun is a comic site. |
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| Stoned | Jun 16 2016, 09:42 AM Post #9 |
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Come people, this is supposed to be a FUN thread. Let down your hair, get into it. Coming back from the east coast I noticed a guy coming toward me that was the poster boy for a Harvard man, the suit, the hat, the briefcase, the whole bit. He sat down beside me and I just couldn't help asking: Me: Excuse me sir but did you go to Harvard? He: Yes, Why do you ask? Me: No reason other than you look exactly as a Harvard man is supposed to look. He: Thank you, and you went to the University of Minnesota, did you not? Me: (flattered) Why yes, how could you possibly know that? He: I saw your ring while you were picking your nose. After that the conversation went downhill. |
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| Stoned | Jun 16 2016, 11:01 PM Post #10 |
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