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Proof Climate Scientists Had It All Wrong!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2016, 01:06 AM (117 Views)
Brewster
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In a bombshell announcement from the Seychelles Science Ministry, they announced that they have received an important message on their latest XHF monitoring station.

It reads as follows:

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Greetings from the Saurian High Council;

We have just discovered that the critical message directed at Earth from Aleph 7 for the last century and a quarter has never been received, as your “radio” technology was too primitive to interpret its meaning. Now that the remarkably advanced scientists in the Seychelles have developed their XHF equipment, we can warn you of these urgent situations:

1) We Saurii (Known to you as Dinosaurs) left the Earth 64 Million years ago due to the threat of a meteor strike, and after rebuilding our civilization on Aleph 7, were dismayed to discover our home planet had been taken over by an inferior race.

2) After some analysis, we came to understand that you “Humans” are basically unstable, and will kill yourselves off quite soon, (probably less than 10,000 years).

3) We intended to take our planet back, but were willing to wait such a short time.

4) Unfortunately, a small faction in our population has been unwilling to wait, and are enroute at this moment to remove the Human “infestation” as soon as possible.

5) We have been sending the critical message that you should be prepared to leave as soon as possible via Saurian wave since 1900.

6) When we received no answer to our urgent message we boosted the signal several times, to see if that would help. Apparently it did not.

7) Unfortunately, we have since discovered that a strongly amplified Saurian Wave has a side effect of boosting atmospheric temperatures by several degrees, and that Warming will severely damage your primitive civilization.

8) We note that since your race cannot detect Saurian Waves, you have blamed the Warming on CO2, methane, and several other even more doubtful “Forcings”. We don’t know how you arrived at such fantastical notions, but it’s too late to do anything about it by now anyway.

9) We do notice that one very wise Human, Anthony Watts, has understood for some time how nonsensical and antiscientific your explanations were. We strongly suggest that you put such a perceptive individual in charge of One World Government as soon as possible.

Your friends (and the REAL owners of the Planet you’re wrecking),

The Saurii
Edited by Brewster, Apr 2 2016, 01:10 AM.
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