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| colo_crawdad | Dec 22 2013, 07:33 AM Post #1 |
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Subject: LOST MY GLASSES Yesterday my daughter asked (again) why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation anymore. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior centre and socialize with the other seniors and play games, do crafts, play cards or bowl, and have lunch. I did this a few times and when I got home last night, I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had a great time and met one of the volunteers there who signed me up for a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You're over 85 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief! Where are your glasses? This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Well then I'm in trouble twice ... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it really can be fun.... |
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| Brewster | Dec 22 2013, 07:54 AM Post #2 |
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Love it! |
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| Berton | Dec 22 2013, 08:30 AM Post #3 |
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| Neutral | Dec 22 2013, 09:12 AM Post #4 |
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