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Lost My Glasses; From an email
Topic Started: Dec 22 2013, 07:33 AM (138 Views)
colo_crawdad
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Subject: LOST MY GLASSES
Yesterday my daughter asked (again) why I didn't do something useful with my
time. Talking about my "doing something
useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation
anymore. She was "only thinking of me" and
suggested I go down to the senior centre and socialize with
the other seniors and play games, do crafts, play cards or
bowl, and have lunch.

I did this a few times and when I got home last night, I decided to teach her a lesson about
staying out of my business. I told her that I had a
great time and met one of the volunteers there who signed me up for a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're over 85 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief! Where are your glasses? This is a
membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute
Club."

"Well then I'm in trouble twice ... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her.

She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it really can be fun....
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Love it!
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Very good!!! :bounce:
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