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Braha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
Topic Started: Feb 21 2012, 10:41 AM (612 Views)
Jim Miller
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Ed, my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “asshole” . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Ed called him a “ head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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You were so happy I figured you just pigged out at Baskin Robbins
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tomdrobin
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Jim has a husband named Ed? Now that explains a lot.
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Ah come on. It was funny. :125:
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Sea Dog
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It was an old one,
somewhat like Jim!
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I got one. What is 50 feet long and smells like urine???? A conga line at Jims club house. BraHAHAHAHA
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Sea Dog
Feb 21 2012, 09:24 PM
It was an old one,
somewhat like Jim!
I believe you are older than I am, Sea.
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Jim Miller
Feb 21 2012, 09:42 PM
Sea Dog
Feb 21 2012, 09:24 PM
It was an old one,
somewhat like Jim!
I believe you are older than I am, Sea.
Possibly so (75),
I try not to think like an old person.
I am open to new ideas, I do not think the old days were better,
matter of fact, I believe that the average person is much better off,
health wise, financially, and opportunity wise than when I was young.

Also, I do not believe that all modern youth has gone to hell in a hand basket.
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No argument there. And yes, you are seven years older than I am.
Edited by Jim Miller, Feb 22 2012, 02:35 AM.
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Is that right?
I was under the impression that you were mid seventies.
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