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How do you like them in the morning?
Scrambled 1 (7.7%)
Poached 0 (0%)
Fried 0 (0%)
In an omellete 4 (30.8%)
In an omelet 5 (38.5%)
Boiled 0 (0%)
Raw 0 (0%)
Fuck eggs 1 (7.7%)
Other 2 (15.4%)
Total Votes: 13
Eggs.
Topic Started: May 22 2013, 02:45 AM (436 Views)
Buttface McBoob
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I had an omelette this morning (fuck you too US spelling)... It was delicious.

Four eggs, salt, pepper, hot sauce, cheese, tomatoes...

I made it, and served my wife in bed for MEGA husband points.
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CapwnD
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I voted omelet. I suck at spelling so I'm not sure if that's the correct US spelling.

Whatever the fuck George Webb makes. That's the one.
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Buttface McBoob
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Seems UK uses the French spelling (because the French are awesome - ask James), and the US uses the... Uh... easy spelling. :P

My source:

http://grammarist.com/spelling/omelet-omelette/

I have sources now!
Edited by Buttface McBoob, May 22 2013, 02:50 AM.
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I wasn't sure which omelette spelling was right, so i picked this one
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Brocken
May 22 2013, 02:50 AM
I wasn't sure which omelette spelling was right, so i picked this one
Are you, by any chance, French?

:)
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I'm only french when I swear and when I fuck.
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I'm not sure what that means.
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A soixante neuf joke?
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Buttface McBoob
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So far omelet(te) is kicking ass!

I love them...

Tips for a badass omelet(te):

When mixing the eggs use a fork not a whisk.
Add salt, pepper, hot sauce and chili powder to the mix before cooking.
Use butter not oil to cook.
Turn off the heat 2 mins before they are done, and leave to finish on the hob (as it cools).

= soft, delicious omelet(te)s with a little kick.
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I wish I could cook. Not one of my better skills....
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I've always thought it was omelette.
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Fried or fertilized?
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Omelettes are the only way I'll happily consume eggs.
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I'm a fan of scrambled... But Omewhatevers are best!
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Make a breakfast burrito.

You need to purchase sundried tomato burrito wraps (great for lunch sandwiches as well).

Then scamble some eggs. You can be creative and add whatever stuff you want to the eggs. I generally get some crispy (turkey) bacon and break it into pieces. You can also add onions, peppers, mushrooms if you really want.

You then microwave the wrap for about 20 seconds to get it nice and soft, add everything, spinkle on some mozerella/cheddar cheese and then add the most important part: A FEW SPOONFULS OF YOUR FAVORITE SALSA! Then you wrap this badboy up.

If you want, you can microwave it again for about 30 seconds to melt chesse.
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Buttface McBoob
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Man that sounds good - I love salsa... I make a badass salsa... Hot as hell!

May have to make it soon!!!
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eggs are a pretty plain tasting item in general, and salsa REALLY compliments them perfectly.

Even just scambled eggs with salsa is fantastic.
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I love hot sauce with eggs - haven't tried salsa, but definitely will!
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Typically scrambled. I mix in some of this Posted Image

Some garlic pepper, some shredded cheddar, and a tiny bit o milk, to fluff em up a bit. If I'm feeling fancy I may add some bacon bits(real ones, not that soy based crap).
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Buttface McBoob
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God I love hot sauce.

I have habanero fire hot sauce atm, and it is epic!

haven't had bacon for ages though... May need to remedy that.
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Other: As an ingredient in other stuff where I can't taste them. I was forced to eat scrambled eggs before preschool every day; hated the taste of them ever since. Back then, drowned them in ketchup to cover the taste a bit.
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