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There's a potato in my pants, and you're invited.; Wait. That sounds wrong.
Topic Started: Mar 5 2013, 04:44 AM (289 Views)
Buttface McBoob
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Hilarity with chips...

So, has anyone been to a potato party?

Or anything equally asinine?
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James
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My body wants to give up on life just looking at that picture.
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Buttface McBoob
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It doesn't look appetizing, does it?

Like grain in a barn or something... Animal feed!!!
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James
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It's pretty horrible looking, yeah. I'll eat junk on occasion but... wow. That's one meal of more of that kind of thing than I down in a year or more.
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Long Live the New Flesh!
This makes "coning" look good.

Fucking coning is more stupid than planking.
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Buttface McBoob
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Aye, me too... The odd batch of chips is fine (and tasty) but no where near that amount.

I'm a fan of home cut chips - chop up the tatties and dress them (smart casual of course)... Then chuck 'em in the oven for an hour. Perfect... :)
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Buttface McBoob
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CapwnD
Mar 5 2013, 04:55 AM
This makes "coning" look good.

Fucking coning is more stupid than planking.
Yeah - I thought the world had gone nuts when 'planking' became a thing... But 'coning'... And that 'nothing is happening then dancing' thing are just worse. Much worse.
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James
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I didn't know about either of those things until just now. Google has left me disappointed in people yet again.
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Buttface McBoob
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Harlem Shake... That's what it's called. If it ever happens anywhere near me, I may go to prison for mass-punching.
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Is there a trough below those fries? :O
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Might as well face it
They're addicted to spuds

(waits to see who gets this reference)
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ah, heck, here it is: I love weird Al

Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried
There's no kind you haven't tried

You planned a trip to Idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow
I understand how you must feel
I can't deny they've got appeal

Whoah
You like them whether they are plain or they're stuffed, oh yeah
Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to spuds

Your greasy hands, your salty lips
Looks like you found the chips
Your belly aches, your teeth grind
Some tator tots would blow your mind

And you don't mind if they're not cooked
You need your fix, I guess you're hooked
And late at night you always dream
Of bacon bits and sour cream

Whoah, you like them even if they're lumpy or tough, oh yeah
Whee, It's pretty obvious to me you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds

Ooh yeah

I'm givin' up, it's just no use
Another case of spud abuse
What can I say, what can I do
Potato bug has got me too, Wahoo

I used to hate them, now they're all that I eat, oh yeah
Whee, I've often seen then whipped, but they just can't be beat
Now I'm gonna have to face it
I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds
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Buttface McBoob
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:)

Damnit... Now I need to go YouTube a bunch of Weird Al songs! :)
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seriously, Weird Al is a genious. He does what most people can actually do - but he definitely does it better than we all would. His original songs are hilarious as well - the guy is actually very funny in general. Back when he would "Guest VJ" on MTV, he would put any of the real hosts to shame. Great, clean comedien.

He takes such iconic songs and makes them even better. Addicted to Love was such a smash hit - the song and the awesome video that used the "Nagel" women. I was fortunately enough to see Robert Palmer play live before he died - and what a great performer he was.

It's so nice that these artists let weird Al take their songs, because some artists are just too snotty about their work.

Amish Paradise has to be my favorite parody. The Bedrock Anthem (parody of Red Hot Chilli Peppers "Give it Away Now" is a close second. To rap "Yabba Dabba / Yabba Dabba / Yabba Dabba dabba DO now" instead of Give it Away / Give it Away / Give it Away / Give it away now is beyond brilliant.
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