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INTRODUCE YOURSELF!; *the topic now makes sense again*
Topic Started: Jan 14 2013, 09:52 PM (1,893 Views)
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Chuck Mosely - I rap over hard rock for food.
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CapwnD
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Long Live the New Flesh!
goddammit you knew you would get me with that. Chuck Mosley was robbed.

I figured out the reason I don't like Mr. Mike Patton as much is because I can't understand a damn word he's saying.
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"...We were, of course, all ninjas" - Larry Hama GI Joe #26

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Hello, I am Johnny Jerkweed.

Did you ever take out your contacts and put them in your cats eyes?

*punches Gorilla in the dick*

I'm sorry baby, that's what they told me to do.
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That's funny because I just had a dream that my contacts were actually dormant spiders. But when I took them out of my eyes they woke up, and I was thinking "well how the fuck am I supposed to stick these back in my eyes".

I'll bet if I had a cat I could have put them in the cat's eyes and that would have fixed everything.
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I took full advantage of that opportunity, to insult Chuck. I knew it would ruffle your ridges

Welcome JJ
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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
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Edited title from phones so JJ doesn't not go appo ob us. Ps, capwnd, don't fear the reaper cane on earlier, immediately I thousands of Colin ferrell
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Welcome.
It is a good thing I am wearing my boner pants.
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Jan 15 2013, 11:23 AM
Edited title from phones so jj doesn't not go appo ob us. Ps, capwnd, don't fear the reaper cane on earlier, immediately I thousands of Colin ferrell
This post was more incomprehensible than Mulholland Drive.
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he deleted my post!
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Dear JohnnyJerkweed,

You better not fucking go Appo on us.

Love, Arucard
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Dearest Aru,

I believe he said 'doesn't not,' which means, I am supposed to go Appo? This may have been before he went thousands on Colin Farrel.
Please confirm.

Hugs 'n Kisses,
JJ
Edited by JohnnyJerkweed, Jan 15 2013, 02:51 PM.
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Luchalma
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I must say, Mr. Jerkweed, that based on your list of recently played 360 games you have excellent taste.
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Thanks :) There's one or two games on my overall list that I took a chance on and didn't enjoy but otherwise just playing what I like is my only motivation.
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Luchalma
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Spelunky better be one of the games you enjoy or else you should probably just pack up right now because you will not fit in here.
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I'll be honest, I didn't think I liked it at first. Then I... 'got it,' and am now in therapy, 3 sessions a week to help cope with my addiction to it.
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Luchalma
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Good. Good.


Now get a profile picture, the default one hurts my eyes.
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Yeah that's bugging me too, I know just the thing...
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Glad you're here dude... another fine addition to our dysfunctional family jester::
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Where is that jerkweed? I want to give him a piece of my mind! ;-)

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Thanks for the welcome guys :)

Uh oh, it's Winter. *Double checks spell checker status* ;)
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JohnnyJerkweed
Jan 15 2013, 06:58 PM
Thanks for the welcome guys :)

Uh oh, it's Winter. *Double checks spell checker status* ;)
Welcome to the outside world. Everything else apart from this is the insane asylum. ;-)

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I've explained to a few others I already have a nut house of my own online that I tend to daily so I don't know how much of a 'regular,' I'll be here but I'll be around.

One good thing is food topics not getting deleted for being 'off-topic,' here :D
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Oh and there are quite a few of those here ;)
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I noticed. :) I'll do some more thorough browsing in time
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Some of us like to cook... Gorilla even grows his own peppers and whatnot!
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Awesome. I'm a huge food-fan. Been watching/reading all things food related since I was 5. Growing peppers sounds cool, my buddy does that too. Is currently adding a ghost pepper plant to his collection. I grow herbs in the summertime. It's cool having fresh herbs on hand in the form of live plant rather than buying fresh at the grocery store which usually go bad before end up being used up.
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Jan 15 2013, 12:21 PM
he deleted my post!
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This post was more incomprehensible than Mulholland Drive.


Oh what have I done. I was posting from my phone. Don't blame me, blame T-Mobile for only selling phones that are made for teenage girls who listen to Neeyo.
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Anyone else think of this feller when they see the name Johnny Jerkweed?

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I always choose this chick, myself:

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What an asskicker.
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Is there supposed to be an image where the words 'Posted image,' are?
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