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Gaming Truths
Topic Started: Nov 28 2012, 01:04 PM (357 Views)
John
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Let's discuss the universal truths in gaming.

1. Your princess is in another castle.

2. Rock is fine. Scissors is OP. Signed, Paper

3. Cats go meow, dogs go woof, MMO players say PvP is unbalanced

4. The best weapon in the game shall be given to you with about an hours worth of gameplay left

5. If you start with anything great, it shall be stripped from you

6. That friend that's been super supportive? They're going to betray you.

7. That guy that's a complete tool? He knows what the GOTY is. Because his opinion = fact. Didn't you know that?

8. No matter what, last generation was better. Even when last generation was just Ball-In-A-Cup.

9. Everyone is an analyst and is qualified to talk about it. Except you. Dumbass.



Feel free to add your own and keep it going.
"I poked him in his penis. ~Calsetes

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MrMikeNC
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10. Releasing the same exact game for over 25 years is ok, so long as you are related to 1.
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Paka
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http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html - This is one of my favorite lists. :D #91 makes me laugh pretty hard.
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11. No sequel can ever satisfy the gaming community. One bad map="worst game to grace this earth."
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John
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12. Whatever game I'm playing is better than the game you like.
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billy bug
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The Prodigal Jobber of FGM.
13. The one time you beat a tough section that's had you stumped for ages, you manage to fall into a bottomless pit that you've walked past hundreds of times.

Dark Souls :(
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Not until I see those Street Fighters pummelled to dust... which should be any moment now!
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Sun Demon
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14. Darkhare is a fuctard
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Long Live the New Flesh!
15. I died because of Lag, not because I was shot first.
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"...We were, of course, all ninjas" - Larry Hama GI Joe #26

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15. As soon as I buy a system, very soon thereafter a nicer model will be announced.

16. If I put off saving for a bit, thinking "what could happen here?" ... It happens.
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17. Whatever strategy you use, you're a noob.
"I poked him in his penis. ~Calsetes

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18. Your favorite developer/publisher is killing the industry. In fact, by supporting them, YOU'RE killing the industry.

19. People who work in the game industry should expect to live poor, scrabbling lives so I don't have to pay $5 for extra content that SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE ANYWAY.

20. My irrational, close-minded argument is better than your irrational close-minded argument and no, fuck you, I don't have to defend myself.
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I hang 'em on their own words--hooked on phonics
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1. post message in the room

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