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So I'm getting my teeth cleened by this cute hygenist
Topic Started: Nov 1 2012, 09:13 PM (368 Views)
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And she's making small talk, asking me about vacations and stuff, and she asks if I have any hobbies. Usually I always mention gaming or computers or both... but I didn't which was kind of a mistake because I realized that I didn't really have any other hobbies to mention!

So she goes on to say that she's really into video games and nerd stuff (and her fiance is also). So I'm like "well fuck". The one time I don't say it and go through the whole semi awkward thing where somebody tries identifying with a gamer when they really don't know what to say... and she's talking about how her husband just called and said that they may have to get Halo 4 because it got a 9.8, but that she's more of a Call of Duty fan and COD comes out the week after so they don't want to get Halo and then put it down a week later for COD.

So yeah, I of course started talking to her about all that a little bit, trying to let her work. Mostly let her do the talking (you know, dentist office conversation, mostly them talking and me saying "uh huh" without using my tongue and mouth.

I think she fell behind, it was late and they were wrapping up for the night. She's pretty cool.

The Dentist is cute too... I really can't complain about going to the dentist.
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I think, with her, you know the answer to the age old question...

especially if you see the spit cup by the bed.

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Haha yeah that's tough because there is really no way of looking attractive either when you've got drool splattering everywhere. Fucking Mr. Tickle... Speaking of that my one tooth has been driving me nuts today.
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Remember when they used to put those mouthpiece things on filled with that nasty liquid, and you'd have to bite down, maybe it was fluoride or something, I don't know. "What flavor would you like? Orange, or Bubble Gum?!" Haha flavor... what the fuck difference does it make
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Nov 1 2012, 09:46 PM
I think, with her, you know the answer to the age old question...

especially if you see the spit cup by the bed.
She had one of those sucker things that sucks it out of your mouth.

Wait we're talking about oral sex still, right?
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Nov 1 2012, 10:40 PM
Winternova
Nov 1 2012, 09:46 PM
I think, with her, you know the answer to the age old question...

especially if you see the spit cup by the bed.
She had one of those sucker things that sucks it out of your mouth.

Wait we're talking about oral sex still, right?
Woah...that thing could be useful...

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You really think she's cute? Here's what you do:


Before your next cleaning, before you get out of the car, eat a whole sleeve of Oreos. The whole thing. THEN go in for your cleaning.
"I poked him in his penis. ~Calsetes

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Get her GT, then live through vicarious teabaggings.
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I dont think I could ever feel flirtacious when getting my teeth worked on. I just pray my breath smells nice enough to not annoy her.

My only "so I'm getting X done by a cute Y" story came when I moved in with my now-wife. I got a lovely UTI and had to go to the clinic. So, this gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous Russian doctor sees me, and she goes :

"Please take your penis out"

No kidding. I froze up. I can imagine the look on my face.

So she goes : "Do you want me to do it?"

I said, "No, no", I'll do it.

She then reaches over and gently takes my penis (yes, she had on gloves) in her hands, and then takes the Q-tip in her other hand and proceeds to stick the damn q-tip right into my penis to swab up a sample she needed for testing.

If I wasn't in so much pain, I might have gotten wood.
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I would've had her to it.

Remember, more than 2 shakes and it counts as a HJ.
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Nov 2 2012, 08:14 AM
I dont think I could ever feel flirtacious when getting my teeth worked on. I just pray my breath smells nice enough to not annoy her.

My only "so I'm getting X done by a cute Y" story came when I moved in with my now-wife. I got a lovely UTI and had to go to the clinic. So, this gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous Russian doctor sees me, and she goes :

"Please take your penis out"

No kidding. I froze up. I can imagine the look on my face.

So she goes : "Do you want me to do it?"

I said, "No, no", I'll do it.

She then reaches over and gently takes my penis (yes, she had on gloves) in her hands, and then takes the Q-tip in her other hand and proceeds to stick the damn q-tip right into my penis to swab up a sample she needed for testing.

If I wasn't in so much pain, I might have gotten wood.
Well if that ever happens at the dentist office you may have grounds for a lawsuit.
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Nov 2 2012, 08:14 AM
I dont think I could ever feel flirtacious when getting my teeth worked on. I just pray my breath smells nice enough to not annoy her.

My only "so I'm getting X done by a cute Y" story came when I moved in with my now-wife. I got a lovely UTI and had to go to the clinic. So, this gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous Russian doctor sees me, and she goes :

"Please take your penis out"

No kidding. I froze up. I can imagine the look on my face.

So she goes : "Do you want me to do it?"

I said, "No, no", I'll do it.

She then reaches over and gently takes my penis (yes, she had on gloves) in her hands, and then takes the Q-tip in her other hand and proceeds to stick the damn q-tip right into my penis to swab up a sample she needed for testing.

If I wasn't in so much pain, I might have gotten wood.
Mike...if a woman asks to grab your penis, you say YES!

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Nov 2 2012, 04:22 PM
Mike...if a woman asks to grab your penis, you say YES!
...Unless in their other hand is a pair of scissors.
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Nov 3 2012, 12:51 AM
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Nov 2 2012, 04:22 PM
Mike...if a woman asks to grab your penis, you say YES!
...Unless in their other hand is a pair of scissors.
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