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| I think I spend too much time thinking about the three seashells | |
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| CapwnD | Sep 29 2012, 04:10 AM Post #1 |
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Long Live the New Flesh!
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It just doesn't make sense, unless by that time our puckers evolved into something else, where it becomes more of an extraction than a delivery. |
"...We were, of course, all ninjas" - Larry Hama GI Joe #26 | |
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| Focian | Sep 29 2012, 04:58 AM Post #2 |
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It involves scrapping... And it is not nearly as hygienic as they may have you believe. |
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| Deleted User | Sep 29 2012, 08:59 AM Post #3 |
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by Gorilla With Dallas Multipass I saw that before and my opinion is that whoever made that was far off from their vision of the three shells. It seems like a step back from toilet paper, not some revolutionary new system. I always envisioned them as just the controls for whatever was going on in there. Like you'd turn each one a quarter turn, clockwise, and each did something different. |
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| CapwnD | Sep 29 2012, 09:03 AM Post #4 |
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Long Live the New Flesh!
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Maybe the seashells have something living inside of them, some shit eating creature. |
"...We were, of course, all ninjas" - Larry Hama GI Joe #26 | |
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| Deleted User | Sep 29 2012, 09:15 AM Post #5 |
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Scrapping is a sure fire way to infection. Surprised health and safety overlooked it tbh. |
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| Deleted User | Sep 29 2012, 09:19 AM Post #6 |
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I had a dream about Capwnd this morning. I will try to explain it quickly as I tend to forget them shortly: We were at a job site, there was dirt and cinder block everywhere. We worked a long day, and we left the jobsite very late at night. Things always change around in my dreams suddenly, and Capwnd said, "It's really late. We were playing that game for a long time." For some reason, the only thing that secured our tools for the night, was a pull-back curtain. As we closed up, there were shrieking noises coming from the trees, that sounded like a large, angry animal of sorts. As we walked to where Capwnd was parked, we look over to the right, and there is Ken from Street Fighter, meditating by a campfire. This got Capwnd irritated for some reason or another, and he made an insulting joke about Ken as we were walking. Now the noises were growing closer and louder, we get into Capwnd's jeep, and as we are pulling out we see that the noises were coming from these demons, that look like giant flying werewolves of sorts. So I shut the windows as Capwnd is backing out in reverse quickly, and I look back, and one of the flying werewolves flies into where the window was opened before. I said to him, "I'm glad we closed that window" Does this dream mean that I'm a homosexual? |
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| Hed | Sep 29 2012, 09:33 AM Post #7 |
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It's gotta be some kinda control device. Sticking a seashell up my ass would almost definitely make me violate the verbal morality statute. |
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| CapwnD | Oct 8 2012, 08:18 PM Post #8 |
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Long Live the New Flesh!
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Wow I missed that dream.. Funny I had the same dream, except I was Ken and I was fucking the werewolf before I threw at at the jeep! Does this mean I'll never have sex with a vampire? |
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| Deleted User | Oct 8 2012, 08:26 PM Post #9 |
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Maybe it means that you and I are brothers, products of Ken fucking a vampire while wearing Sennheiser / Mixamp Combos. You clearly inherited his fabulous hair. You always get the good stuff |
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| CapwnD | Oct 8 2012, 08:34 PM Post #10 |
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Long Live the New Flesh!
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Attack me if you dare, I will crush you! |
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| Deleted User | Oct 8 2012, 10:55 PM Post #11 |
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haha |
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| Paka | Oct 9 2012, 07:56 AM Post #12 |
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My guess too, just a cover for an unpleasant function. Say, 1st washes, 2nd dries, and 3rd powders or lotions your ass.
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| Gabrius | Oct 9 2012, 10:00 AM Post #13 |
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Shin Tyrant
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<3 |
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