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[Graded]Get My Pigs [D-Rank mission]
Topic Started: Jul 16 2013, 01:12 PM (1,276 Views)
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With the road clear of invisible wizardry piggies, Hisoka headed for ye ol' hay barn to the west of the front yard. It was big, red and damn it was creepy, and yet he could avoid it completely, if he didn't have to look for pigs. A sound was coming from inside, making crash, bang and kabooms... Kabooms? Hisoka's curiosity was peaked at the oddity's of the sounds arousing there way out of the barn, this surely can not be right. If something like Harry Plopper exsisted, then a warfare with pigs is seemly likely in the point and time. But, alas, with his imagination gone wild, he approaches the big red doors and opens them. Looking inside, all he could see was hay, hay, more hay and a crap ton of spider webs along the flow and wall... Surely this wasn't what he thought it was... "Well I'll be damned, When it said Spiderpig... I would never have thought that it would A Spiderpig..." Although it's real name was Peter Porker.

Closing the doors behind him, for this particular swine, it would be a pain to have him run off on Hisoka and having to chase the damn thing down. Hisoka went to go touch the webbing and it was thick and slippery, but it had enough grip to hold it together. Suddenly, two pairs of red cheeks hung down in front of his and the fire a bunch of webbing. Hisoka was covered in the stuff be for he hears a squealing chuckles. It was then he had realized... That the webbing was fired from Peter Porker's rosy red butt... With the sudden urge of sickness rising , he wipes off all the webbing and pulls out his razor wire. It was time to get serious.

Now swinging it around, slashing down the webbing bit by bit, searching for the spiderpig, the place seemed to get a little more cleaner, but, the bad thing was that the webbing was massing over the wire and so after a bit it had gotten heavier due to the mass amount of webbing. It was now more like a sticky flail more than anything. A squeal had been made and the flail thing just grew a lot more heavier than before and it fell to the ground. "Well, well well, by chance I have caught my lil piggy. It's time for you to go wee wee wee all the way home." Hisoka drags Porker from the barn, across the yard and free's him back in the pen. Now there was another down, he though it was best to wait for Daisuke to came back, and so he sat down and started to take off the webbing from his weapon.
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After finding nothing around the main house Dai headed east to the old windmill. Walking past the chicken coop, and through a nice grassy plain, it only took him a few minutes to reach it. The windmill sure was old, its structure was run down, but it probably still had a few more day in it before it would completely collapse from old age, Dai thought. It was a good thing they stopped using it when they did, though Dai wonder why they didn't tear it down. That didn't matter though, he was looking for pigs not the answer to the unsolved mystery of the worn out windmill.

So he went around the windmill hoping to find, one or maybe if he was lucky two wandering piggies looking for a way back home. Sure enough, there they were Bella and Edward. Dai was a bit stunned at the sight of the two pigs, there were going at it pretty hard making out and the like. Oh god, the horror. Dai needed to stop them and get them back to the pen fast before things got nasty. Good thing Dai had an idea. He stood behind the windmill's wall so they couldn't see him, and took a deep breath to then let out a howl just like a wolf. After that he noticed there was a silence and when he peaked over to see them, and they were both frozen in place with a petrified look on there faces. At least Bella did, it seemed like Edward was the gallant type, taking an offensive position to protect his loved one.

Then Dai got an even better idea! "Oh, no! Was that a wolf I just heard?" he said in a audible voice, to let them know he was there. And the next thing you know the two were running right towards his feet. "Oh, and where did these little piggies come from?" Wink, wink. "Quickly, follow me. I'll take you back to safety." Sure enough, the two naive little lover pigs followed Dai right back to the pen, with absolutely no trouble.

Counting the pigs, Dai noticed that there were still two more out there. It seemed like Hisoka hadn't brought them back yet. So Daisuke decided to go look for him in the barn, maybe he was running into some kind of trouble. Walking along the drive way, and across the lush meadows he finally reached the big red barn. Opening the door he looked to find one Hisoka carrying the infamous spider pig. "You caught him?" Dai said in disbelief.
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"Yes I did capture he spider pig, and i'm telling you. He was an out right pain." Hisoka stopped for a moment and counted the pigs... "1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... Only 9? "He stops and thinks for a second and then, with a grimace. "Oi, Harry Plopper." An oink comes out of nowhere and the tenth pig appears. "And there's our piggy no. 10, this farmer is really weird." Although there were 10 pigs caught, there still remained 30 more to go. With the machine shed which seemed to be next to the barn and was on the way towards wheat fields and cow paddocks, which were side by side each other. "So, where to next? The Machine Shed or the fields beyond it? Note that if you chose fields, the two are adjacent of each other, and the pigs where the pigs assumed to be."

But as Daisuke was about to answer, a cloud of squeals and screams erupted from the machine shed, and sounded like a swine banshee screaming and alluring it's prey through seduction. "Looks like we have our next location." And so Hisoka ran to the shed. The shed it's self was as old as the barn, but it was rusted metal, and on the other side rusted double doors were the whizzing and buzzing of mechanics from the inside, along as the squeals of the pigs. "Well, we might as well see what the problem is inside." Hisoka opens the double doors with the creak added to it, inside it was dark, apart from the light that was being let in from outside. He enters with his work companion and the the doors shut from behind.

The sound of a piggish chuckle echoed, "Mwa Wee wee wee wee, welcome to the torture house humans. I am Bacon von Pork chop the 3rd, and I will abolish these uncultured swine!" A spot light hit a raised platform hanging from the ceiling and on it a rather plump pig with a mustache curling from under his nose curling upwards, not to mention a top hat and cape... What a very cliche villain. If there was Spiderpig... Nothing surprised Hisoka anymore. "If you answer these riddles three, I free these 9 piggies, are your ready? Number one: I man was digging and found a block of ice and carved on it was naked man and woman. Immediately the man knew it was Adam and Eve. How did he know? Tick Tock, the clock is ticking tocking." HIsoka turns to his partner and says "It's all yours. Ffuffuffu"
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After finding the last pig in that area, Hisoka asked Dai where he'd like to go, but Dai didn't get the chance to even answer before a loud squeal was heard followed by many more. The machine shed was the obvious choice after that, and that where they immediately went to. It was just like the barn; old and worn down, though it was made of metal rather than wood, so it was rusty all over. From the other side of the doors they could hear the sound of the machinery in the background of the more audible screams. The doors creaked as Hisoka opened them to a dark room only lit by the outside sunshine, which soon disappeared as they were shut closed behind them.

Daisuke was in for a surprise as a he heard a seemingly piggish laugh, when a spot light flashed over a raised platform revealing the most cliche villain, with a name even more of a pain than his appearance. And with more arrogance than Daisuke had ever seen threatened to slaughter 9 pigs if they didn't answer his three riddle... what a piece of work this pig was. Dai assumed that he was included when it came to the pigs they needed to gather, after all he was a pig. Dai was just baffled by the audacity at the pig's demands, and how trivial they were.

"Fine then PIG!" Dai responded. "We'll answer your riddles."

The thing is Dai didn't realy have a very good idea of how to solve this riddle, and he didn't want to guess wrong that's for sure. He gave it his best shot, and hopefully Hisoka would recover if he got it wrong.

"The answer is," he paused, "they were holding forbidden fruit."
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Covering Dai's mouth before he completes his "answer", in which was wrong. For such a tricky riddle to begin with. "Think, did he say there was fruit in the picture? No, only a naked man and woman. So, Adam and Eve were created by god and not by man, which means they were not born. So... the answer is that they have no belly buttons since the belly button is only created by the umbilical cord at birth." Letting go of Daisuke and turning to Bacon von Pork chop the 3rd, "The answer is that they have no belly buttons." Bacon von Pork chop the 3rd did his wee wee chuckle "Wee wee wee wee, that is correct. It seems that you know your stuff. Now there is no time for Dilly Trotting..." Dilly Totting? The hell was that? "... Riddle number Ni: A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment. Can you explain why?"

"I've got this one" Hisoka thinks for a moment, the man can make it to the bottom floor, but not to the tenth. So he can only touch the seventh floor on the way up, so why can't he go all the way up? He can reach the buttons on the elevator, clearly since he can press the seventh. Could be that he can't reach the tenth floor button? If he can't he must be really short... And that was it. "The man was only tall enough to reach the seventh button of the elevator, but not tenth." The pig stumbles back and look's surprised, as he moves back the platform creaks and wobbles a bit. "Well then, that's only number two, the third won't be any easier. Final Riddle, and you will never understand this one, wee wee wee wee wee. What creature walks on all fours in the morning, then on two in the noon and then three in the evening." This was easy, surely Dai could do this one. "You got this."
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Dai wasn't very confident in his answer, but he knew that his partner would back him up of he didn't get it right. And right when he was about to answer, Hisoka stopped him before he got the answer wrong, and gave out the correct one. Daisuke felt a bit foolish when he heard the right answer, he thought it was so simple, but it just didn't come to his mind. Never mind though, they were a team and he got the necessary support before shouting out the wrong answer.

After Hisoka got another one of the riddles right again the nefarious swine gave the final riddle. This time though, Dai was confident in getting it right. After all he had heard this riddle before. Hisoka had trusted him with the last riddle, and Dai wasn't about to let him down. "The answer is... the human!"


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Started okay, got better around the middle, that ending though...

Soka Grimoire: 2 SP, 300,000 Jewels

Al-Iskander: 2 SP, 300,000 Jewels
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