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Epic Rap Battles Of Ftg!
Topic Started: Nov 28 2012, 11:18 PM (5,229 Views)
Lightning
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Steel your mind. Run on instinct.
Now, now; calm down little Fairy
Try as you might you just ain’t scary.
You speak of no king being up to par
Tell me where I’ve mentioned one so far.

You call yourself a god amongst men
Ha! You’re no Bishamonten.
So you’ve got lots of shiny swords to swing?
Perhaps you’re compensating for a little some-thing?

*mocking laugh*

A castle high in the sky you say,
Ha. now that’ll be the day.
Now I don’t want to burst your bubble
But your castle is about to be turned to rubble.

I’ve got things you just can’t beat
I think it’s time you stop tryin to compete.
Beauty, grace and all the power
You just got stuck with the thorns of a flower.

*smirk*

Well now Ryvel, take a look at you.
This is nothing I’m not used to.
Throwing around words about my gender
To try and rule out your biggest contender.

Knocking on my mental cervix? That’s a good one.
But boy; not even a button's been undone.
Take a look at the one in charge.
The difference in standing is pretty large.

Say what you want about my sex
It’s not gonna cause me a complex.
You see there is one thing different between you and me
Listen carefully guys because this next part is key

What’s got me on top of this here fight
Isn’t my boobs or the men on the site
It’s something you just can’t hope to comprehend
Although I guess it doesn’t matter in the end.

You’re not smart enough to know when you’ve been defeated
But hey at least you can say that you competed.











Edited by Lightning, Mar 20 2014, 04:05 AM.
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RyVel
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Light, this is what I'm used to
Chumps like you
People who think just cuz they can rhyme
Then that means they can rap too
However, you people just don't understand
I don't care if you're a woman or man
Puttin myself on a pedastal
Think I base my criticism on the state of your genitals?
Sayin how you're on top of this fight psh it ain't even a quarrel
And I only let you on top cuz I like to watch you give orals *winks*

Sittin here laughing at the rhymes you've written
Biggest contender? Get your cute ass back in that kitchen
As for sexes like I care...
man or women, no matter who dare
I make everyone scream the name RyVel
since I go ape-shit gettin all primal
Makin all the guys cream and all the girls squirt
Screwin errbody's minds bringing in the mental hurt
This is the man RyVel, the OP version
Always on the rise when everybody else is in submersion
Damn any gender
I'm like a machine, you can call me rhyme vendor
People try to enter
Yet everyone leaves here with their organs dismembered

I'll kill any rapper, step into a room a see everyone scatter
Don't even matter, cuz everywhere u go, all you hear is Ryvel chatter
When it comes to rap I get over-zeaulous
Fuckin up so many guys I get richard simmons jealous
Talkin about how you're so pure
pretty easy when the body look like meatwad from aqua teen hunger force
You could dress nude, and still have a chastity bomb shelter
Simple when your pussy smell like cheese and look like hamburger helper
Going off I can't even say what on is anymore
Beatin people sore, Ryvel so rugged, badass to the core
So let all the people face me, I'll knock em down like potatoes...shits gravy
I'm gettin to the end but only cuz I'm gettin lazy, shits crazy, I can freestyle forever, monstrous like I got rabies
Light, I'm done with you *ignored*
Don't pretend you're in the game when you're not even on the board. :cool:



Edited by RyVel, Apr 30 2013, 05:57 AM.
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Giggles-mesh
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Get Chance and Luck!!
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Levvins
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*squishes fumloon*
I walk in through the door and shout "Hey, what the fuck."
The party's been on and you're enjoying it without me?
With this type of rapping, I guess I could try my luck.
And see how long I last without my boredom overcoming me.

Why the fuck are you guys even battling?
I don't even see any point in your annoying tattling.
RyVel you're harmless just like any other
And I hear last night someone here slept with your mother.

I don't see you being on the big stage.
You just don't have the talent, you just don't cut it.
You'll pitifully live alone and die of old age;
I'd say you ranked up there as the pettiest tit.

I'm screwing around here because Luffy thought I'd do fine.
But really, towards rapping, I'm really not that kind.
Doesn't even take much to rap, just clothes from the 50s
And horrible voice, with swag nifties

I swear to god I can't fucking rap in English.
You guys really should be put on a leash.
I blame Luffy for whatever will transpire.
Because it's his idea, it's his inspire

Meh please, devalue yourself even more,
I don't even come here often any more.
Edited by Levvins, Apr 30 2013, 04:02 PM.
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RyVel
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Leveria, of course luffy told you to try
Cuz ain't nobody escape my reach
he knows everyone who comes in my cage will die
Cuz I'll destroy em like vinegar when its mixed with bleach

Damn straight I'm lethal
No equal
Burning up like a small flame
doused with diesel

I got no grudge with you
Bury the hatchet
But if you side with luffy
I'll fuck you too, as I bury da faggot

That's right I'll wreck you AND luffy
wit your mickey mouse club
Fuck the princess, AND goofy

Cuz people already know
I'm the RyVel for a reason
Got more mojo
Than hugh hefner when he's in his dry season

This could be monopoly
My card's community chest
You're taking chances
Fuckin with the best
Edited by RyVel, Apr 30 2013, 04:24 PM.
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Levvins
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*squishes fumloon*
I don't fuck with the best, I can attest
I fuck with you, you're not even a test
To see you retort, what deserves mockery
Is the fact that you take this so seriously
And I love to see your face twisted in misery
And your reply's bombast, written sombrely
As I type this half-asleep and without a thesaurus
Let me tell you this, kid, this isn't your Toys 'R' Us

I don't even need so many lines to brush you aside
You don't deserve my time so don't waste your audience
As an aside, I shall voice out my pity for your reside
For Lightning and I are too good, we are like advanced aliens.
I shall take my leave here;
I don't even have to be here to know I win; know fear.
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RyVel
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Light and you are too good?
get a fill in
say you can beat me?
Wtf is wrong with you women
Sit down, and honestly tell me the truth
Why do you ladies try when you know you're gonna lose
Say you're sittin there half-snooze
I fucked all you bitches up...it ain't news
Say you don't need all the lines to beat me?
I could give you an infinite plane
And you still couldn't reach me
I'm so high, even drugs couldn't beat me
Raps so full of strength, a gang of thugs couldn't defeat me
There is a way to beat me, but I'm sorry you ain't caught it
A game of hide-n-go seek and I never say "not it"
cuz I am it, slam it, beats go thru straight noddin, heads bobbin
Listening to your raps from your medula obli-don't got it
You people think you're the savior but in this forum I'm the devil
The real way to beat me is...Bitch get on my level

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Levvins
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*squishes fumloon*
I'm way above your level, and your language is bad
Wait till you grow up, and get raped by a cad.

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RyVel
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Girl you had 1 good line out 14 bars
you 99.3% shit and .07% hard
My language is bad, pfft grammar nazi
Don't be pissed just cuz you not me
Matter of fact, if I was losin like you
I wouldn't even come out
I'd go grammar nazi too
Takin the easy way out

/Leveria
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Pumpkin
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"How do I look?"
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Edited by Pumpkin, Apr 30 2013, 05:35 PM.
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