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| Epic Rap Battles Of Ftg! | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 28 2012, 11:18 PM (5,229 Views) | |
| Lightning | Apr 29 2013, 03:27 PM Post #61 |
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Steel your mind. Run on instinct.
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Now, now; calm down little Fairy Try as you might you just ain’t scary. You speak of no king being up to par Tell me where I’ve mentioned one so far. You call yourself a god amongst men Ha! You’re no Bishamonten. So you’ve got lots of shiny swords to swing? Perhaps you’re compensating for a little some-thing? *mocking laugh* A castle high in the sky you say, Ha. now that’ll be the day. Now I don’t want to burst your bubble But your castle is about to be turned to rubble. I’ve got things you just can’t beat I think it’s time you stop tryin to compete. Beauty, grace and all the power You just got stuck with the thorns of a flower. *smirk* Well now Ryvel, take a look at you. This is nothing I’m not used to. Throwing around words about my gender To try and rule out your biggest contender. Knocking on my mental cervix? That’s a good one. But boy; not even a button's been undone. Take a look at the one in charge. The difference in standing is pretty large. Say what you want about my sex It’s not gonna cause me a complex. You see there is one thing different between you and me Listen carefully guys because this next part is key What’s got me on top of this here fight Isn’t my boobs or the men on the site It’s something you just can’t hope to comprehend Although I guess it doesn’t matter in the end. You’re not smart enough to know when you’ve been defeated But hey at least you can say that you competed. Edited by Lightning, Mar 20 2014, 04:05 AM.
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| RyVel | Apr 30 2013, 05:55 AM Post #62 |
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D-Class
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Light, this is what I'm used to Chumps like you People who think just cuz they can rhyme Then that means they can rap too However, you people just don't understand I don't care if you're a woman or man Puttin myself on a pedastal Think I base my criticism on the state of your genitals? Sayin how you're on top of this fight psh it ain't even a quarrel And I only let you on top cuz I like to watch you give orals *winks* Sittin here laughing at the rhymes you've written Biggest contender? Get your cute ass back in that kitchen As for sexes like I care... man or women, no matter who dare I make everyone scream the name RyVel since I go ape-shit gettin all primal Makin all the guys cream and all the girls squirt Screwin errbody's minds bringing in the mental hurt This is the man RyVel, the OP version Always on the rise when everybody else is in submersion Damn any gender I'm like a machine, you can call me rhyme vendor People try to enter Yet everyone leaves here with their organs dismembered I'll kill any rapper, step into a room a see everyone scatter Don't even matter, cuz everywhere u go, all you hear is Ryvel chatter When it comes to rap I get over-zeaulous Fuckin up so many guys I get richard simmons jealous Talkin about how you're so pure pretty easy when the body look like meatwad from aqua teen hunger force You could dress nude, and still have a chastity bomb shelter Simple when your pussy smell like cheese and look like hamburger helper Going off I can't even say what on is anymore Beatin people sore, Ryvel so rugged, badass to the core So let all the people face me, I'll knock em down like potatoes...shits gravy I'm gettin to the end but only cuz I'm gettin lazy, shits crazy, I can freestyle forever, monstrous like I got rabies Light, I'm done with you *ignored* Don't pretend you're in the game when you're not even on the board. Edited by RyVel, Apr 30 2013, 05:57 AM.
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| Giggles-mesh | Apr 30 2013, 06:00 AM Post #63 |
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Get Chance and Luck!!
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| Levvins | Apr 30 2013, 03:58 PM Post #64 |
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*squishes fumloon*
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I walk in through the door and shout "Hey, what the fuck." The party's been on and you're enjoying it without me? With this type of rapping, I guess I could try my luck. And see how long I last without my boredom overcoming me. Why the fuck are you guys even battling? I don't even see any point in your annoying tattling. RyVel you're harmless just like any other And I hear last night someone here slept with your mother. I don't see you being on the big stage. You just don't have the talent, you just don't cut it. You'll pitifully live alone and die of old age; I'd say you ranked up there as the pettiest tit. I'm screwing around here because Luffy thought I'd do fine. But really, towards rapping, I'm really not that kind. Doesn't even take much to rap, just clothes from the 50s And horrible voice, with swag nifties I swear to god I can't fucking rap in English. You guys really should be put on a leash. I blame Luffy for whatever will transpire. Because it's his idea, it's his inspire Meh please, devalue yourself even more, I don't even come here often any more. Edited by Levvins, Apr 30 2013, 04:02 PM.
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| RyVel | Apr 30 2013, 04:20 PM Post #65 |
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D-Class
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Leveria, of course luffy told you to try Cuz ain't nobody escape my reach he knows everyone who comes in my cage will die Cuz I'll destroy em like vinegar when its mixed with bleach Damn straight I'm lethal No equal Burning up like a small flame doused with diesel I got no grudge with you Bury the hatchet But if you side with luffy I'll fuck you too, as I bury da faggot That's right I'll wreck you AND luffy wit your mickey mouse club Fuck the princess, AND goofy Cuz people already know I'm the RyVel for a reason Got more mojo Than hugh hefner when he's in his dry season This could be monopoly My card's community chest You're taking chances Fuckin with the best Edited by RyVel, Apr 30 2013, 04:24 PM.
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| Levvins | Apr 30 2013, 04:29 PM Post #66 |
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*squishes fumloon*
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I don't fuck with the best, I can attest I fuck with you, you're not even a test To see you retort, what deserves mockery Is the fact that you take this so seriously And I love to see your face twisted in misery And your reply's bombast, written sombrely As I type this half-asleep and without a thesaurus Let me tell you this, kid, this isn't your Toys 'R' Us I don't even need so many lines to brush you aside You don't deserve my time so don't waste your audience As an aside, I shall voice out my pity for your reside For Lightning and I are too good, we are like advanced aliens. I shall take my leave here; I don't even have to be here to know I win; know fear. |
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| RyVel | Apr 30 2013, 04:40 PM Post #67 |
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D-Class
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Light and you are too good? get a fill in say you can beat me? Wtf is wrong with you women Sit down, and honestly tell me the truth Why do you ladies try when you know you're gonna lose Say you're sittin there half-snooze I fucked all you bitches up...it ain't news Say you don't need all the lines to beat me? I could give you an infinite plane And you still couldn't reach me I'm so high, even drugs couldn't beat me Raps so full of strength, a gang of thugs couldn't defeat me There is a way to beat me, but I'm sorry you ain't caught it A game of hide-n-go seek and I never say "not it" cuz I am it, slam it, beats go thru straight noddin, heads bobbin Listening to your raps from your medula obli-don't got it You people think you're the savior but in this forum I'm the devil The real way to beat me is...Bitch get on my level |
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| Levvins | Apr 30 2013, 04:50 PM Post #68 |
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*squishes fumloon*
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I'm way above your level, and your language is bad Wait till you grow up, and get raped by a cad. /thread |
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| RyVel | Apr 30 2013, 04:55 PM Post #69 |
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Girl you had 1 good line out 14 bars you 99.3% shit and .07% hard My language is bad, pfft grammar nazi Don't be pissed just cuz you not me Matter of fact, if I was losin like you I wouldn't even come out I'd go grammar nazi too Takin the easy way out /Leveria |
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| Pumpkin | Apr 30 2013, 05:34 PM Post #70 |
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"How do I look?"
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Edited by Pumpkin, Apr 30 2013, 05:35 PM.
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