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| Epic Rap Battles Of Ftg! | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 28 2012, 11:18 PM (5,231 Views) | |
| Shuyin | Apr 26 2013, 08:53 PM Post #41 |
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Killer Lord, The Silencer of Men.
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1.2.3. a mouse ran up the tree the wind did blow your moms a hoe and now shes on my piece Calling me a medic but bro I aint hurtin' too high so fly I'm like a bird in the sky your words be weak, too bleak to even brush my streak so here i be, throwing Natsu into the game Eating your flames, they aint shit dont strain Your brain to come try and counter me, back to square one, lesson one, grades 1 2 3 Its about time i take you to school so grab your paper, grab your pencil, use your tools to learn from what im about to tell, You've been dead, kill by Usoops spell. Ussops spell |
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| RyVel | Apr 26 2013, 09:00 PM Post #42 |
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I'll just make 1 post to each of you in order Mazo did you call yourself the king? Man, are you disordered? Talkin how you got all the bling, a sword you swing materialistic bastard flauntin all your little things Dont worry I got something to flaunt too Its a bad storm, and its coming after you I'm ftg's rapper illuminati Do me a favor sign here so when the magic council comes they can identify the body. Saying you swinging your sword high to low I'm swinging something toe yeah, just ask your hoe I'm pretty sure with a smile she'll let ya know Done so good might as well have been a porno So the next time you come to settle the score Don't come thinking you're the best in fiore Cuz errbody in the house know I evolve like the game spore You might have challenged the battle but I already decimated the war |
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| Sir Slithers | Apr 26 2013, 09:03 PM Post #43 |
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FTG's Most Gentlemanly Snake of 2016
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What has this world become? But a simple war spread by the spouting of rhyme without melody. I am neutral to all things, but even I must admit that this is all surprisingly entertaining. Continue your war dear fellows, I will count the wounded and take their burned skins for decoration. |
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| RyVel | Apr 26 2013, 09:45 PM Post #44 |
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I really wanted a one V one, but obviously won't happen Who the hell would even step up after hearin me rappin? I seen opponents come and go Yet, you guys think you have a chance? Lemme think hmm NO I feel so damn bad givin ya'll such a motivation Just so you could step up here and get a verbal laceration Shuy I thought you left you know, welcome back man, its been awhile Never thought you'd come back, you know, after I whooped you ass up and down the aisle Kinda of sad how your rhymes always sound like shit collected in a pile And damn if if I ain't a pro at linguistics, switchin between the human language like you change lipsticks, so sit back man its gonna be while I'm spittin words like I got this shit backed up on file Vaz I admit that was crap was cute, but if I ask people who won... It won't even be a dispute Flauntin around the battles Like you think you hard? Ha ha man that's priceless, don't worry for everything else in life there is always mastercard I'm going to make mine a lil shorter since I'm responding to all of you, what the heck? Going head to head, I'm an 18 wheeler, you're a smart car, train wreck To find someone of my caliber is a rare occurence Don't worry call 1800-Geicko and let em know, you need ass-rape insurance Seriously man, you wanna go for round 2? That's fine I'll be waiting but for now I'm done with you Fumus I understand that you're a gentleman Which is why this might not be a thread that you can adapt in Forgive me if it feels like chances won't come your way But the problem is when everyone is trying to spit, I come out full spray! I find it so hard just to find a rival, maybe cuz I'm everyone else's and my lyrics gone viral You're rap was pretty motivational so inspirational However, I can't help it if I'm insatiable Everyone is trying so hard, for me, its purely vocational I don't even try at all, straight ball, in the middle of their boring rhymes I could step out to take a call yeah, I'm a newborn star, but yet I burn the brightest I do so much verbal damage but out of all the people here, I'm still the lightest Maybe not the nicest, I'm accepting but I'm still wiping luffy, vaz, and shuy off my to beat checklist So in truth that's all I gotta say might be enough Since none of these battles were really any tough Everybody here's the loser bench Luffy correction to your rhymes IM the one who's heaven sent Mazo I get it you're a knight, but I'm the king On this here chessboard I control everything Better yet don't rap just sing, here's a souvenir *moons him* thanks for visiting Vaz little advice a good rap requires true talent Only a bitch like you would respond with a battle that was weaker than the challenge All ya'll little bitches brought nursery rhymes to a rap battle I flow so well, and ya'll just babble Clearing you throat in between word wheezin Elmer fudd style everyone is on the hunt since it's Ryvel season I'm on the rise and when you go tell on me hand my number to yo mamas Its 1866-HASTA MANAÑA Going against me you didn't even have a clue Now since you all seem like nicewounded, female dogs I'll help *screams* someone call animal rescue Edited by RyVel, Apr 26 2013, 09:53 PM.
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| Daveclap | Apr 26 2013, 09:54 PM Post #45 |
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ITT: V-cards. |
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| RyVel | Apr 26 2013, 10:00 PM Post #46 |
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I'm married...so no lmao |
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| Daveclap | Apr 26 2013, 10:01 PM Post #47 |
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So lewd. Impure. |
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| Luffy1045 | Apr 27 2013, 11:45 AM Post #48 |
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Let the flan flow through you.
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ROUND 2: Luffy vs. Ryvel One for the loser Two for the dreamer Three for the rapper Okay, mic check, time to answer Should I apologize for attacking your stats? Your personality ain't much to look at I see no delivery, no power in the way you rhyme So I had to answer, see, a thought for your dime So you claim you were from heaven? With the way you spit God's name is blacken, you were never fit I'm the matrix in your mind When you think you're on Cloud Nine You're locked out of heaven, that's it, *bam* declined You must pay interest, but I pay no interest, means I pay no mind Did you even understand a single line? You're having me breathing with dragons You winning? You MUST be lyin' Or better yet, still in my matrix Desperate to live, to fix it Repent for the sin of facing me As I morph into an angel in the sky And I might forgive your blasphemy Of thinking you're so fly You may rule the kingdom But what's a king to a God? The universe is my anthem And your court is a fraud Wait a second, did you say "spirit as old as time"? Haha, it's laughable, yup a Chrono Trigger lie Forget about forgiveness, this is serious business My rhymes are simply ageless, your lines are really tasteless This so-called "face off" Over, blast off Team Rocket style Don't be in denial It was a mediocre effort To take on the best with crap So I'll allow you to convert To me, the God of Rap |
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| RyVel | Apr 27 2013, 12:13 PM Post #49 |
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*laughs hard* Listen man it must be hard cuz you aint shit Rappin like you da best lemme give you a tip Its too easy to see what you're about You're an asshole cuz shit keeps comin out your mouth Whack shit soundin so cliche This ain't burger king so no you can't have it yo way You said you'd be come in out strong, was it? Yea you were right...strong from the closet So what's a brother supposed to do when the guy he's against won't get a clue bad rappers don't sound fun Luffy get your head your ass, taco bell style, think outside the bun Oh snap I can pop references too of this lid Similar to trix cereal rappin ain't for kids Cuz I'm ambitious, straight vicious, I eat this beat like lucky charms cuz its magically delicious Face it kid, I'm a monster, lyrics comin out like its flowing off a teleprompter Damn this was fun and easy, but no wonder In this 1v1 you're still outnumbered I proclaim who I am, representin in these halls You're in a dark room like pacman tryin to eat all the guy's balls Understand you thought you were on top, but now its reversin Spittin straight freestyle, while you were back there rehearsin Now I'm done with chu, I ain't even messin Here's my card man, call me for if you ever need another lesson |
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| Lightning | Apr 27 2013, 01:27 PM Post #50 |
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Steel your mind. Run on instinct.
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I wasn’t going to say a thing. But you guys all trying to be king? Well now that has me feeling rather bemused. *waves hand dismissively* No wait, that’s wrong. I should say AMUSED. Who the hell do you think you are? Think you got a shot? now that’s bizarre. Now let me spell this out for you the best I can Don’t worry I know all about your short attention span. The throne you seek to put yourself upon, Well let’s just say it’s taken and not by you son. While you all fought in the doorway without a clue, You let me just slip on through. That’s right boys, stop arguing over what shoe fits what ass. Look up see just how badly you’ve been outclassed. *wink* I’ve made it my home, I’ve made it my own. The tapestry of this artwork has already been sewn. From atop my perch I rule over this here place. I got a halo and a crown but I don’t have space. YOU wanna try and take me on? *smirk* Take a guess just which of the two I don. Double kill? Triple Kill? Quadra maybe? *scoff* I’m not stopping til Penta baby. Edited by Lightning, Apr 27 2013, 01:28 PM.
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