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Epic Rap Battles Of Ftg!
Topic Started: Nov 28 2012, 11:18 PM (5,231 Views)
Shuyin
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Killer Lord, The Silencer of Men.
1.2.3.
a mouse ran up the tree
the wind did blow
your moms a hoe
and now shes on my piece

Calling me a medic but bro I aint hurtin'
too high so fly I'm like a bird in the sky
your words be weak, too bleak to even brush my streak
so here i be, throwing Natsu into the game
Eating your flames, they aint shit dont strain
Your brain to come try and counter me,
back to square one, lesson one, grades 1 2 3
Its about time i take you to school so grab your paper,
grab your pencil, use your tools
to learn from what im about to tell,
You've been dead,
kill by Usoops spell.

Ussops spell
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RyVel
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I'll just make 1 post to each of you in order
Mazo did you call yourself the king? Man, are you disordered?
Talkin how you got all the bling, a sword you swing
materialistic bastard flauntin all your little things
Dont worry I got something to flaunt too
Its a bad storm, and its coming after you
I'm ftg's rapper illuminati
Do me a favor sign here so when the magic council comes they can identify the body.

Saying you swinging your sword high to low
I'm swinging something toe yeah, just ask your hoe
I'm pretty sure with a smile she'll let ya know
Done so good might as well have been a porno
So the next time you come to settle the score
Don't come thinking you're the best in fiore
Cuz errbody in the house know I evolve like the game spore
You might have challenged the battle but I already decimated the war
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Sir Slithers
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FTG's Most Gentlemanly Snake of 2016
What has this world become? But a simple war spread by the spouting of rhyme without melody. I am neutral to all things, but even I must admit that this is all surprisingly entertaining. Continue your war dear fellows, I will count the wounded and take their burned skins for decoration.
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RyVel
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I really wanted a one V one, but obviously won't happen
Who the hell would even step up after hearin me rappin?
I seen opponents come and go
Yet, you guys think you have a chance? Lemme think hmm NO
I feel so damn bad givin ya'll such a motivation
Just so you could step up here and get a verbal laceration

Shuy I thought you left you know, welcome back man, its been awhile
Never thought you'd come back, you know, after I whooped you ass up and down the aisle
Kinda of sad how your rhymes always sound like shit collected in a pile
And damn if if I ain't a pro at linguistics, switchin between the human language like you change lipsticks, so sit back man its gonna be while
I'm spittin words like I got this shit backed up on file

Vaz I admit that was crap was cute,
but if I ask people who won...
It won't even be a dispute
Flauntin around the battles
Like you think you hard?
Ha ha man that's priceless,
don't worry for everything else in life there is always mastercard
I'm going to make mine a lil shorter since I'm responding to all of you, what the heck?
Going head to head, I'm an 18 wheeler, you're a smart car, train wreck
To find someone of my caliber is a rare occurence
Don't worry call 1800-Geicko and let em know, you need ass-rape insurance
Seriously man, you wanna go for round 2?
That's fine I'll be waiting but for now I'm done with you

Fumus I understand that you're a gentleman
Which is why this might not be a thread that you can adapt in
Forgive me if it feels like chances won't come your way
But the problem is when everyone is trying to spit, I come out full spray!
I find it so hard just to find a rival,
maybe cuz I'm everyone else's
and my lyrics gone viral
You're rap was pretty motivational so inspirational
However, I can't help it if I'm insatiable
Everyone is trying so hard, for me, its purely vocational
I don't even try at all, straight ball, in the middle of their boring rhymes I could step out to take a call
yeah, I'm a newborn star, but yet I burn the brightest
I do so much verbal damage but out of all the people here, I'm still the lightest
Maybe not the nicest, I'm accepting but I'm still wiping luffy, vaz, and shuy off my to beat checklist
So in truth that's all I gotta say might be enough
Since none of these battles were really any tough

Everybody here's the loser bench
Luffy correction to your rhymes IM the one who's heaven sent
Mazo I get it you're a knight, but I'm the king
On this here chessboard I control everything
Better yet don't rap just sing,
here's a souvenir *moons him* thanks for visiting
Vaz little advice a good rap requires true talent
Only a bitch like you would respond with a battle that was weaker than the challenge
All ya'll little bitches brought nursery rhymes to a rap battle
I flow so well, and ya'll just babble
Clearing you throat in between word wheezin
Elmer fudd style everyone is on the hunt since it's Ryvel season
I'm on the rise and when you go tell on me hand my number to yo mamas
Its 1866-HASTA MANAÑA
Going against me you didn't even have a clue
Now since you all seem like nicewounded, female dogs
I'll help *screams* someone call animal rescue




Edited by RyVel, Apr 26 2013, 09:53 PM.
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Daveclap
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ITT: V-cards.
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RyVel
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I'm married...so no lmao
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Daveclap
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So lewd. Impure.
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Luffy1045
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Let the flan flow through you.
ROUND 2: Luffy vs. Ryvel

One for the loser
Two for the dreamer
Three for the rapper
Okay, mic check, time to answer

Should I apologize for attacking your stats?
Your personality ain't much to look at
I see no delivery, no power in the way you rhyme
So I had to answer, see, a thought for your dime

So you claim you were from heaven? With the way you spit
God's name is blacken, you were never fit
I'm the matrix in your mind
When you think you're on Cloud Nine
You're locked out of heaven, that's it, *bam* declined
You must pay interest, but I pay no interest, means I pay no mind
Did you even understand a single line?

You're having me breathing with dragons
You winning? You MUST be lyin'
Or better yet, still in my matrix
Desperate to live, to fix it
Repent for the sin of facing me
As I morph into an angel in the sky
And I might forgive your blasphemy
Of thinking you're so fly

You may rule the kingdom
But what's a king to a God?
The universe is my anthem
And your court is a fraud
Wait a second, did you say "spirit as old as time"?
Haha, it's laughable, yup a Chrono Trigger lie
Forget about forgiveness, this is serious business
My rhymes are simply ageless, your lines are really tasteless

This so-called "face off"
Over, blast off
Team Rocket style
Don't be in denial
It was a mediocre effort
To take on the best with crap
So I'll allow you to convert
To me, the God of Rap
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RyVel
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*laughs hard*

Listen man it must be hard cuz you aint shit
Rappin like you da best lemme give you a tip
Its too easy to see what you're about
You're an asshole cuz shit keeps comin out your mouth

Whack shit soundin so cliche
This ain't burger king so no you can't have it yo way
You said you'd be come in out strong, was it?
Yea you were right...strong from the closet

So what's a brother supposed to do
when the guy he's against won't get a clue
bad rappers don't sound fun
Luffy get your head your ass, taco bell style, think outside the bun

Oh snap I can pop references too of this lid
Similar to trix cereal rappin ain't for kids
Cuz I'm ambitious, straight vicious, I eat this beat like lucky charms cuz its magically delicious
Face it kid, I'm a monster, lyrics comin out like its flowing off a teleprompter
Damn this was fun and easy, but no wonder
In this 1v1 you're still outnumbered

I proclaim who I am, representin in these halls
You're in a dark room like pacman tryin to eat all the guy's balls
Understand you thought you were on top, but now its reversin
Spittin straight freestyle, while you were back there rehearsin
Now I'm done with chu, I ain't even messin
Here's my card man, call me for if you ever need another lesson
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Lightning
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Steel your mind. Run on instinct.
I wasn’t going to say a thing.
But you guys all trying to be king?
Well now that has me feeling rather bemused.

*waves hand dismissively*

No wait, that’s wrong. I should say AMUSED.

Who the hell do you think you are?
Think you got a shot? now that’s bizarre.
Now let me spell this out for you the best I can
Don’t worry I know all about your short attention span.

The throne you seek to put yourself upon,
Well let’s just say it’s taken and not by you son.
While you all fought in the doorway without a clue,
You let me just slip on through.

That’s right boys, stop arguing over what shoe fits what ass.
Look up see just how badly you’ve been outclassed.

*wink*

I’ve made it my home, I’ve made it my own.
The tapestry of this artwork has already been sewn.

From atop my perch I rule over this here place.
I got a halo and a crown but I don’t have space.
YOU wanna try and take me on?

*smirk*

Take a guess just which of the two I don.

Double kill? Triple Kill? Quadra maybe?

*scoff*

I’m not stopping til Penta baby.










Edited by Lightning, Apr 27 2013, 01:28 PM.
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