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| dread naganaki | Jun 19 2012, 08:15 PM Post #71 |
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insanity. an aspect of life when you dont give a f*ck
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He stood there his claymore at the ready as he waited for the sharks to meet their maker. He wondered how many times these idiotic creatures planned on falling for Yovel's tricks. Seriously how dumb could these animals be? He stood there and waited as the three sharks launched from the earth and decided to attack him instead. He merely grinned and leapt towards the three of them and swung his sword in a diagonal slash down each of them. After this he'd pick one of the sharks and slam his blade into their back dragging it down their body before leaping off and back at Yovel. Granted it left him open for a lot of damage but he was a heavy hitting person for a reason. He wondered what their douche of a friend was making of Yovel openly mocking him if he was smart enough to even notice it. Hold the Phone. Dread remembered that Lance still had that blue sword from the first meeting. If he could use that there was the possibility of using its abilities to beat the pirates down to nothing. he'd have to take it from lance or ask him for it after his attack. |
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| 栄 Ravendark | Jun 20 2012, 01:08 AM Post #72 |
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The land pirates were getting slightly restless now, they hated having to see their favorite pets die, but at the same time they were happy to see this rate occasion of a fight, captain gangplank almost never seemed to allow fights anymore it sermed like , it almost seemed like he was just waiting for something right to kill with his pets. As for the captain himself, he was drinking a hard and cold beer with his wooden mug, gulping the whole thing down in almost an entire go! A few told him to chug it all down, but in the end, the captain decided to be a true gentleman and spit the remainder of alcohol down at the action below him. Grinning, he couldn't help but wonder how long it would take for these knights to impress him, defeating one landshark by itself was a small feat after all. Gangplank feceived his answer when Dread destroyed another one of his various pets. Grinning downwards as the knight dealed a fatal blow, the pirate captain was amused with the knights; they were surely mistaken to think they had accomplished anything by destroying a few sharks! One of his pets though seemed to be intrigued by the blond knight using his friend as bait, the final shark jumped out of the ground and aimed to bite a ghod portion of the blond, unfooled by the decoy of Lance. His last shark it was then? Fair enough, Gangplank grabbed his oversized cutlass and pistol before turning back to the action, waiting to be impressed.
Mana: N/A Elemental Strength: Earth Elemental Weakness: Water Stats |
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| 主 Yovel | Jun 21 2012, 10:31 AM Post #73 |
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Etherion will be mine!!!
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The shark jumped out of the ground and flew towards Yovel. Clearly ignoring the NPC bait that was laid out in front of him. Yovel sighed as his master plan failed and saw the shark come closer with its large teeth. Yovel stood then before pulling out his spear. The spear that he got at the start of the entire game. In a war cry, Yovel ran the spear into the shark that was falling towards him. Poking it with the spear Yovel didn't do much damage to it, but it was poked by Yovel. Problem was it was only poked and it was still raring to go take a chunk out of his face. Yovel then took a step back and smiled as magic formed in front of him. ULTIMATE LASER BEAM. Yovel places both of his arms outwards and releases a powerful yellow beam of magic that fired out straight wards. It blasted the shark, but Yovel didn't know if it destroyed it or not as he still can't tell what the numbers mean. All that he knew was he turned tall and jumped into the carriage to join the princess and flomped onto the seats. Yovel was laughing as if the sharky was alive it would just flouder around the place allowing Dread to smack it dead. He noticed the princess was still inside and wondered if she was still fine and princessy. So having fun? Yovel spoke to the girl. She was mute the entire time the scene was playing, but then again maybe she did talk and was drowned out by Lance's horrible singing. |
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| dread naganaki | Jun 29 2012, 08:25 PM Post #74 |
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insanity. an aspect of life when you dont give a f*ck
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"Oi Lance I'm borrowing this." Dread said as he took out the blue blade Lance was waving around earlier. He didn't know how to handle the weapon let alone know if her could use it without an error message popping up. He waited a few moments to see if just taking a weapon from an NPC was not a feature that was involved. He Watched as the game didn't seem to register anything he did as wrong. This only gave dread a grin as he dove back at the sharks thinking in his mind Hard Strike He wanted to beat this blasted shark and get on with the the main event. He couldn't explain why or how but in this virtual world his inner brutality was free, And he relished in it. If and when the shark was hit and killed he would focus his attention on the ship. Maybe if that was out of commission those pirates wouldn't be so cocky. "Oi you there Gangplank I offer ye a challenge. If ye dare to fight me one on one. If ye win you can have our loot If ye lose the pirates are disbanded and we get not only yer ship but your most valuable Items. What have ye to lose? Surely a Captain of such infamy can manage to deal with a simple knight, or be ye chicken? He wasn't sure if taunting the captain was a good idea let alone if it would work or not. but hopefully the one shot he had and the newly added abilities of his would help. |
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| 栄 Ravendark | Jun 30 2012, 06:08 AM Post #75 |
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The princess was rather uncomfortable as she sat int he carriage. Once Yovel climbed in and asked her how she was doing- well, shit hit the roof so to speak. "AM I HAVING FUN? NO! YOU ****NG ***HOLE! I BROKE A GODDAMN NAIL BECUASE YOU AND THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND NOW SOME ****ING PIRATES ARE HERE TO TAKE ME AWAY ALL BECUASE YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ****ED UP! ONCE THIS IS OVER YOU ARE SO ***ING DEAD! MY DADDY WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR BREAKING MY NAILS YOU ****!" the princess screeched out loud in response to Yovel asking her how she was doing. It was unclear if the princess was simply acting like this because she was a whiny and spoiled person or if she was just being manipulated by the professor who was once again seeking to mess with Yovel and Dread. Speaking of Dread, the guy was busy finishing off the weakened shark with his advanced hard strike while Yovel annihilated the full health shark with a single shop da whoop of his ultimate laz3r beam. Seeing his pets defeated disheartened Gangplank as well as his crew. However this sadness was channeled into anger as he jumped off of the deck of his ship and landed on the ground in front of dread, creating an impact crater where he landed and knocking anything close back. For a weapon he had an oversized cutlass and what looked like a flintlock pistol of sorts while his first mate held two large hand cannons up form the ship, keeping them trained on the people in the carriage while Gangplank spoke, "I will not be- YOU ****ING DOUCHE IT TOOK ME TWELVE WEEKS TO FIND THIS DRESS!" the princess interrupted again causing Ganplank to give a surprised yet annoyed look before turning back to dread and speaking again, "You are stronger than i thought puny knight, but you were foolish to- DON'T YOU LOOK AWAY FROM ME YOU **** LICKER! LITTE GANPLANK WANTS TO PLAY PIRATE WITH HIS MOTHERS PIRATE OUTFIT! YOU ****!" the princess yelled out again, however gangplank started tearing up slightly at the princess's words- this hat had belonged to his mother and it was because of her that he decide to become a pirate! "I never wanted to be a pirate I-I-I WANTED TO BE A LUMBERJACK!" and from there on Gangplank broke into song. If dread or Yovel wanted they could try and attack Gangplank while he sang his lumberjack song, or try to talk with gangplank over the princess bitching and Lance's douchey unconscious groaning. Stats Edited by Ravendark, Jun 30 2012, 06:08 AM.
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| 主 Yovel | Jun 30 2012, 06:31 AM Post #76 |
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Yovel went DAFUQ and feel backwards onto the seat of the carriage as the princess sent a flurry of abuse at him. DAFUQ He then saw the princess climb out of the carriage and heard her screaming. Yovel then snapped back into shape after that catty bitch attack and went to hurl his own abuse at her. OI BITCH!!! DREAD MAY BE THE VILLAGE IDIOT BUT WHO GIVES A TWO TOOTING HOOT ABOUT YOUR NAIL YOU UGLY WENCH. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PRETTY YOURSELF YOU WILL NEVER HIDE THOSE LOPSIDED TITS AND THUNDER THIGHS. YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF YOUR DADDY. YOUR DADDY DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU. HE'S BUSY JUMPING AROUND IN A BATH FULL OF NAKED WOMEN AND ONLY GIVES YOU SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE ANNOYING. Yovel managed to drag himself out and then saw the pirate captain sing about being a lumberjack. Oh the princess has cut him so badly, but that wasn't the only abuse he was going to get from them today. Jumping off the carriage, Yovel stomped quickly over to the singing pirate and shouted at him LUMBERJACK? YOU PUSSY!!!! Yovel slapped him twice back handedly to the now shocked pirate. YOU THINK THAT I WILL LET YOU CUT DOWN THE TREES YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. OH BOO HOO I NEVER WANTED TO BE A PIRATE. I WANTED TO BE A LUMBERJACK. ARN'T YOU A USELESS SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. AND YOU DOUCHE BAGS UP ON THE PIRATE SHIT. GET THAT ****IN' CANNON OUT OF MY FACE. The pirates didn't even move the cannon when Yovel shouted at them. NO? WELL THEN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ROAST DOGS TONIGHT. Yovel threw a fire spell at the ship which caused it to spread. He then turned his sights over to the pirate gaga what ever and continued. Slapping him twice in the face Yovel grabbed the man by the hair and dragged his face closer. OI YOU ****FACE. YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THE NEW CLOTHES FOR THE PRINCESS GOT IT? YOU AREN'T NO LUMBER JACK. YOU AREN'T EVEN MAN TO CUT DOWN TREES. OH YEAH DO YOU KNOW HOW ****IN' LONG IT TAKES FOR TREES TO GROW? YOU WANT TO CUT THEM DOWN DO YOU? WELL I'LL JUST CUT YOU DOWN AND CUT YOUR BALLS OFF YOU PIECE OF SCUM. YOU ARE NOTHING WORTHLESS AND SUCH A MOMMA'S BOY. YOU ARE REALLY A PIECE OF MAN PUSSY AND SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A COMMON WHORE. Yovel slapped Gaga again and he fell down to the ground like a bitch. Turning around to the princess he then said OI YOU POMPOUS WENCH. THINK YOU CAN SHAKE YOU LOPSIDED TITS AROUND COS YOUR FATHER IS THE KING. WELL I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU THUNDER THIGHS!!! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN AN UGLY HO THAT YOUR FATHER IS SENDING AWAY. HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK AT YO UGLY FACE ANYMORE AND YOUR WHINY HIGH PITCH WAILING. GET YOUR CHUNKY ASS BACK INTO THE CARRIAGE AND LETS BE OFF. IF ANYONE HAS ANY OBJECTIONS I'LL SHOVE THIS SPEAR UP YOUR ASSES SO HARD THAT IT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH GOT IT!!!!! |
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| dread naganaki | Jul 1 2012, 01:56 AM Post #77 |
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insanity. an aspect of life when you dont give a f*ck
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o_O "Little man got balls." Dread said as he watched Yovel tell off everyone insight. Good thing he was on Yovel's side. He looked at the whining heap that was the former captain gangplank. The man was pitiful spouting nonsense about being a lumber jack and his mother always pressuring him into this profession it was so pitiful it was disgusting. He walked over and grabbed the captains discarded pistol and placed it pointblank to the blubbering mans face before firing two shots to his head watching him die. He dropped the pistol picked up the cutlass and added it to his inventory as he walked to the first mate, whom he whipped around into a dramatic bent pose and kissed deeply like she was a long lost lover. When the kiss was over he picked her up and slung her over her shoulder towards the carriage. "Lance get your ass up and fix the carriage we are out of here." Dread said in a calm tone as he walked up to Yovel and gave him the approval. approval Lance got his blubbering ass up and fixed the carriage to the upright position and took his place at the front to steer. Dread climbed in with his new bitch and awaited the bruised and battered lance to take off with all of them inside. Edited by dread naganaki, Jul 1 2012, 12:35 PM.
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| 栄 Ravendark | Jul 2 2012, 06:05 AM Post #78 |
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The Princess was at first taken back with how Yovel was talking at her, her first reaction was to be upset, but Yovel had just initiated something he was very well going to regret later on probably. "YOU MAN BITCH!...I like it when my men are hard like that, say more" the princess said with her light brown eyes in a slightly creepy yet hot way. She seemed to shiver slightly at Yovel's words and- what the hell, was she groaning at his insults towards her? "After this we hhhaaavvveee too go back to that tower where those orcs held me, i'm certain they still have a few of their toys lying around from last time i visited them" yes, the Princess was actually a spoiled bitch who had a thing for dominating and insulting men. She purred slightly and rubbed her head against Yovel's shoulder, they were somewhat the same height after all. As for Dread, well really who gives a shit about dread- but still the guy was busy killing some fools, as expected of the warrior. Gangplank was still singing his lumberjack song while Dread abruptly shot him in the head. The first mate and the crewmen stared on in silence, none of them knew that Gangplank wanted to be a lumberjack, a few felt slightly sad for their captain and wanted to mourn for them. However once Dread kissed the first mate, Miss Fortune, the crew decided to screw it all and just ditch her while they went to go kill some land kraken's like legit land pirates. While Dread fixed the carriage back on the right track, they would find that Lance was not okay. There was obviously some kind of error in the programming by the way that Lance was now humping a dead land shark at strangely impressive speeds while his head spun around in circles causing him to sing a SONG repeatedly. The princess ignored the glitch and instead got back in the carriage, dragging Yovel and blushing at any insults or physical injuries he would give her, she was into that shit. Once the carriage started up again, there was a slightly awkward silence as Miss Fortune had no idea how she had gotten in this mess. It was strange though, her eyes seemed to be very lazy despite her acting normal. The princess was hugging Yovel even tighter now and whispering various dirty things in Yovel's ear and what she wanted him to do to her. After a good ten minutes of his shit happening the princess turned from her master and spoke, "Were almost there i think, once we reach the arena i'll escort you to the launcher's" she said. The landscape outside of the carriage was changing though, it seemed almost more barren, like a wasteland. This place was not deserted however, it was filled to the brim with citizens in their own vehicles, speeding towards an arena that quadrupled the size of Yankee Stadium and was the source of loud rock music blasting out, and cheering crowds, anxious for the matches to begin. Stats Edited by Ravendark, Jul 2 2012, 06:07 AM.
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| 主 Yovel | Jul 2 2012, 11:50 AM Post #79 |
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Yovel was dragged by the princess and well she was a complete submissive girl. That threw off Yovel's initial impressions about her, but he just had to deal with her like she wanted. OI WENCH. YOU WILL NOT HUG ME. YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ME. YOU WILL SIT ON THE FLOOR OF THE CARRIAGE AND LICK MY SHOES!!!!! Yovel waited for the Wench to do her job, but noticed that things were clearly going wrong. The pirates left without much of a fuss afterwards so that was a good thing. Still it was quite disturbing to watch Lance hump the heck out of the dead shark so something was clearly going wrong. As they continued forwards in another ten minute cut scene which was boring as hell, the entire environment changed and it seemed as if they were going to an arena. There was a lot of noise and chanting as people were rowdy and excited for something. The wench had said something about escorting Yovel to the launcher when they reached the Arena. Yovel looked at the girl and PIMP slap her silly across the face. She fell to the floor as she yelped, but then her hands went south quickly as she looked at Yovel with lusty and irrational eyes. Yovel then put his foot on her chest and said You will only talk when asked. Yovel lined up another pimp slap and as they reached their destination, Yovel turned to Dread. Are you going to bring your wench along? We've got this game to finish Yovel then kicked the carrage door open and stepped outside. It seems that Lance was still screwed up as now his head was upside down. It was something askew, but Yovel ignored it and looked around. They were indeed in the middle of an arena with so many people around him. Though it seems that it hasn't loaded properly as there weren't any background images around the place. Looking up he shouted at the professor HEYO I THINK WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM GAL. I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU TO FIX IT OR ELSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A PIMP SLAP |
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| dread naganaki | Jul 3 2012, 12:00 AM Post #80 |
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Dread looked around the screwed up arena like it was some sort of fat assed blubbering pink monster with silver horns purple wings and had the mouth of a duck, or more commonly those badly photoshopped images of duckfaced girls. As for Miss Fortune well he figured she'd come in handy later for now she had to put up with the slave/master roles that were being played out before her as Yovel was busy Pimp slapping the princess for all he had. Dread could honestly say he smiled at the sight. Still they had a mission to deal with an apparently it meant bashing in a few more skulls, something dread was increasingly loving more and more. Perhaps just perhaps if this bitch of a professor ever perfected this game he would buy just for the sheer joy of being able to be a savage. He walked away from the carriage towards the arena after the professor had fixed the glitch with his own bitch. She wasn't anything like the princess because Miss fortune had class. He'd sooner punt the princess off a cliff and end the game than deal with her tyranting tongue any longer. Thank Sheoth for Yovel taking the assertive role in that relationship. Once he reached the arch of the arena he was greeted by a registry apparently it was a walk in tournament. He stood there waiting with Miss Fortune as Yovel declared the Princess would flap her arms like a chicken squeal, like a pig, and carry him on her back towards the registry. Oh how she deserved much worse. So Yovel since you seem to have a new found attitude of being in charge why don't you lead the way into the arena after registering us." He stated with a smug grin and silent praise for the boy. |
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