Now for some reason people here like it when I write CBox stories about a trio of young adventurers and all the characters are people here on FTG. Basically...
The adventures of Mr. Cazemyo!
This stands for Mazo, Rem and Cryo and together they are three friends who adventure about and do various things of adventuring types.
Other characters:
Characters - Mazohyst: One of the main three, a plucky young lad who takes the lead. Bones hot bitches a lot. Apparently has control over Water, summons his magic by being strong and silent. Plotkai'ingly good at his magic now. Weak to boobs. Also Daffodils and [CENSORED]
- Remagus: One of the main three, Rem is a bit of a dope but in tough times there's nobody better to count on. Apparently has control over Earth, summons his magic by being a spaz. Also he's totally Canadian; but not the good kind like Scott Pilgrim. The other kind. Plotkai'ingly good at his magic now. Also weak to Daffodils, [CENSORED] and an unknown third thing.
- Cryo: One of the main three, Cryo plays the victim a lot but he has hidden reserves of strength yet untapped. Apparently can repel other magic, controls his magic by being apathetic. Plotkai'ingly good at his magic now. Weak to being kicked in the balls. Also Daffodils and [CENSORED]
- Ecclair: A witch of unknown motives who is a powerful Dark, Fire and Lightning Mage who apparently can also control illusions. She's not actually that bad and might be helping the boys with their powers soon. She gets migraines a lot. She "bakes bread" with Nami too. Also has a black cube for an unknown reason so far.
- Ghost: A mysterious man who appeared to help the three in times of trouble. What is he up to? Only he knows. Also he totally got his head cut off. But he didn't die because he's a Ghost. Fo' shizzle.
- Draven: A tall black guy with a sword. Tried to kill Ghost. He's an assassin in the employ of Cloud and Sazhuy. Tried to kill Ryo but failed, like a chump. Has plothaxxorz.
- Ryo: An unknown individual who might be working with Ecclair. Has an emnity with Draven. The two are enemies somehow. Has a Hollow Hole and plothaxxorz.
- Nami: A hot doctor-chick who wears pink and is Ecclair's friend and confidante. They "Bake bread" together a lot. She's also Clair's shadow.
- Mako: A small girl (not actually young, she's like 30) who dresses like a cat and enjoys co-ed showers. Yes. Had sex with Rem. It was crazy. Is now a zombie-ghost as she was killed by Gale.
- Sazhuy: Unknown, a mysterious slave buyer. Wants Ecclair dead and hired Draven.
- Cloud: Unknown, a mysterious slave buyer. Wants Ecclair dead and hired Draven.
- Cloud's Mum: Minor character, Mazo wants to bone her. And he doesn't even know who Cloud is.
- Lydeck: A butler who was put into a vegetative state. But with Clair's magic he may return. Was revived into a cyborg body, cannot speak now.
- Gale: A slave trader who was pummeled into moosh by Cryo, but who knows what forces dwell in this land. He is now an evil Ghost who works for Ghost and can make other people into Ghosts.
- Tempy: A dwarf with a big axe. Very easy to beat up. Is now a ghost as was killed by Gale.
- Near: The host of a party. Knows everyone.
- Enma: A pimp. Where his hos at? Oh wait, he has 8,999 so he should probably get 2 more...
- Ty: A ghost. Not important.
- Drame: An unknown.
- Erza: A hot bitch with a cool lion. Very smoking hot.
The story so far...
Issue 1 The three boys were trapped in a snowstorm when they came across a house. They were invited in by a butler and were then treated to a fabulous feast by the mistress of the house. However they all fell asleep at dinner but were woken up to be trooped upstairs and shown to three awesome and individual rooms. Mazo woke first though and crept down the corridor only to hear of a plot to sell him and his friends as slaves! Together the trio managed to escape, only after defeating the butler, the slave buyer and an army of pandas who were really monkeys. Ultimately though, they didn't get any candy.
Issue 2 Cryo was all alone in his house as Mazo and Rem were planning a surprise party for the boy. However his house was raided and destroyed by an evil witch who wanted to know where the 'cubes' were and when Cryo could not produce them she grew enraged. Cryo was kidnapped and his friends were at a loss. However a mysterious stranger helped them find their friend and gave them all a single cube that granted them magic powers. However they ultimately were defeated by the witch who had kidnapped Cryo, only to wake up and think it was all a dream. But they still had the cubes...
Issue 3 The three boys were training their magic in the woods and it turns out that Cryo does it by being apathetic, Mazo by being silent and Rem by being a spaz. Then they all chilled at home for a bit. Then they went to a party that was for Near and they saw a pimp. Rem did a kegstand in 18 seconds (in, not for) and then Cryo got lucky but Mazo didn't. Rem got slipped a note by someone telling them to meet him on the roof and it was the mysterious man from before. He said the evil witch is dying and that she can help them train their magic. But then he got killed by some black guy. So the three went back and partied.
Issue 4 After travelling through the snow to find the castle of the 'evil' witch Ecclair, the trio realised they were camping in her front courtyard before heading inside and meeting another mysterious man and a cat girl. Rem called dibs. The cat girl lead them to the upstairs where a midget guarded their path. They were let in however by a doctor in beautiful pink robes. Mazo called dibs. There they saw Ecclair who had a migraine and they asked her to train them. She said maybe. Cryo called dibs. Then the trio went and did some chores for this new mysterious man. In another place however a dark assassin was tasked by his two masters to eliminate the evil witch and he made his attack as the main trio went to the showers with the cat girl, beginning an epic confrontation between Draven and Ryo.
Issue 5 While Draven and Ryo fought it out -Ryo eventually getting stabbed in the back by an unknown assailant- the three boys finished their shower with Mako (and Rem had a good time =D) then they went upstairs and found Nami and Ecclair "baking bread" together. Then they got some books and went into a Hyperbolic Time Chamber. They're totally studying now or whatever. Meanwhile Nami and Ecclair were getting ready to fight when Ryo came back because he got stabbed in his Hollow Hole. Then Draven and Gale came in the door, Gale is now a ghost and killed Mako and Tempy for no reason. Then Gale got punted out the window nine stories up by everyone. So he summoned his ghost army -Ghost, Gale, Mako, Tempy and Ty- and now they're gonna go fight. For no reason that we know of yet.
Issue 6 This issue focused on the three boys training their magic and they imagined up enemies for them to fight. First it was Kirby who sucked up Mazo and turned into Mazoby who then knocked out Rem by turning into a stone and landing on his head. Then Cryo thought of Enma and his hos instead and so Mazo got knocked out by the sheer volume of boobs. Cryo managed to beat Enma's hos who shot fireballs at him with a deflection spell. Then Enma revived Rem and Mazo. Next the boys summoned Drame by accident but then summoned Draven and beat his attacks. Then he vanished after nut-shotting Cryo five times. Then the boys summoned a star destroyer that had lots of enemies on it including Erza, the essence of the emotion happiness, Cloud's mum and Altair but he melted because he's like a berocca. Then they jumped up and the Star Destroyer killed them. Only it didn't because that was a weird Prince of Persia thing where he has flashbacks and so they simply made the Star Destroyer vanish and then their enemies splattered. So the boys went to play video games.
Flashback Issue #1 This was a focus on Mazo's childhood, his most important moment in life. When he didn't have juice, then he got it. He met an unknown girl who had somehow kidnapped all the jews in the world but Mazo ignored her, then he teleport-headbutted some random predator-cloaked kid and then he promised a very tall, very thin woman he'd bone her in the future. Also his balls dropped and it was thunderous. Then, because he still had no juice, he travelled through time and yelled at his future self, the transcript follows: Mini-Mazo's speech "Bitch," he said, "Don't forget to bang that tall chick from before, and if you do make sure she lost the weight, you dig? I don't like me some fat chicks. Also don't forget, baking bread is awesome after 6pm but then it becomes cakes, Rem is your friend but not Cryo, Cryo is your friend but not Cloud, and Cloud is a pansy. Also if you ever meet someone called Draven, his weak point is the back of his knees. Oh yeah, AND GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN JUICE!!!!!" Then his mom (who is a sound) gave him juice and he was happy.
Now, what more would YOU like to see happen? Would you like to be mentioned in the story somewhere? All feedback is welcome!
Edited by Tenken, Dec 10 2011, 04:46 AM.
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