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| Tweet Topic Started: 27 May 2012, 09:20 AM (23 Views) | |
| Deleted User | 27 May 2012, 09:20 AM Post #1 |
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Lecture ![]() Our scene opens up on a warm sunny day somewhere in Pennsylvania. We're at a University campus where a giant white grand looking building overlooks well kept lawns and pathways. There are many people around as it's morning and students of all shapes, sizes, ages and races are all heading to their lectures. On tree trunks and lamposts are posters advertising events. One in particular has a photograph of two men - one man has dreadlocked hair, a pair of low-hanging black sunglasses and is wearing a black top, the second man is a man with slicked-back blonde hair, a similar pair of low-hanging black sunglasses and a white top - these men are none other than The New Age Outlaws; Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Underneath their image are the words 'GUEST LECTURERS' in big bold writing and the description underneath reads 'Former Professional Wrestlers Give A Lecture To Students On The Business of Professional Wrestling - Tuesday @ 11am." A young student, probably about the age of 19 or 20, wearing a brown satchel walks on his own and approaches one of the posters nailed to a tree trunk. He clips open his brown leather satchel and places his hand inside, he digs around for something for a few moments before pulling out a red marker pen. He bites the lid of the pen, keeping the lid between his teeth he writes on the poster. CANCELLED He pops the lid back on the pen and makes his way to the next nearest poster - this time it's sellotaped to a lampost. He does the same routine again, bites the lid off the pen and writes the same word across the faces of the New Age Outlaws. Suddenly, he's approached by an older looking student. This student has shoulder-length brown hair and a pathetically grown goatee. Goatee Student: "Cancelled? What happened, Steve?" Steve places the lid back on his pen and looks back at this friend. Steve The Student: "Hey Phil. They rang this morning, said they had other commitments." Mark shakes his head, bitterly disappointed. He had woke up early this morning just for this lecture. He never gets up before midday for anything! Steve The Student: "The Dean is going to explain more about it so it may be worth still turning up." Steve informs Mark before heading to the next poster which has been glued to a big blue litter bin as the scene changes. We open our next scene in the main lecture hall of the University in Pennsylvania. At one end of the room is a large stage with purple curtains draped in the background, a wooden podium stands directly in the centre of the stage, it has the University logo adorned on it in gold engraving and a microphone on the top. Facing the stage are rows upon rows of red chairs, currently filled with hundreds of students of all shapes, sizes, genders and races. All of the students are casually chatting away, all curious as to why the New Age Outlaws have cancelled their lecture yet everyone has been told to still turn up to the hall. A man walks onto the stage dressed in a purple knitted jumper and a pair of sandy coloured chinos. He is the head of the business department, Scott Andrews, and he was the one responsible for getting hold of New Age Outlaws in the first place. He approaches the podium and everyone in the hall quietens down to a hush. Scott clears his throat before speaking to the masses. Scott Andrews: "I'd first of all like to thank you all for coming today at this time of the morning on what is usually a day off for many of you. I understand that you were all looking forward to hearing from the professional wrestlers, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Unfortunately, due to unforseen circumstances, they have had to cancel on us...but I've decided to take this opportunity and use it to the universities advantage. We thought that while you were all gathered here today we might aswell teach you all the importance of finance in the business world of the twenty-first century." A sly grin spreads across Scott Andrews' face as the rest of the hall gasp in horror. Some of the students even boo loudly at their lecturer. Scott Andrews: "Now, without further ado, let's begin shall we?" Scott pulls down a large white sheet in the background and switches on an electronic projector which illuminates the start of a powerpoint presentation titled "FINANCE IN THE BUSINESS WORLD OF THE 21ST CENTURY!". A selection of the students begin to stand to leave. Scott Andrews: "Please, students, this is an important lecture and it is vital for your end of year exams - those of you walking out right now will be excluded from the end of the year exams and you will not get your grades." Scott thrives on the villainous control he has over the students. Scott Andrews: "Now let's begin..." Scott points a white remote control to the electronic projector hanging from the ceiling. The next powerpoint slide appears, but it doesn't look like your usual business lecture slide - instead it has a black background with green text. Scott Andrews: "Umm...what the hell, bare with me folks." Suddenly the following words appear on the screen. "OH...YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!" Many of the students laugh and some cheer. Some of the students who were about to leave the lecture hall to head to the diner or go back to bed have decided to return to their seats. Scott Andrews: "What the hell is going on here, can someone call a technician for me? This is not meant to happen..." A voice suddenly bellows through the speakers dotted around the hall. Voice: "OHHH YOU DIDN'T KNOWWW?" Road Dogg himself then walks onto stage, interrupting a startled Scott Andrews. Road Dogg: "YO' ASS BETTER CAAAALLL SOMEBOOOOD-EHHH!" Closely following Road Dogg is his tag-team partner and partner in crime, 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn. Road Dogg is wearing a black WWE Franchise t-shirt and black denim jeans while Billy Gunn is wearing blue denim jeans and a plain white vest-top. The students in the hall cheer loudly at the sight of the New Age Outlaws, whom they all assumed were not going to arrive. Road Dogg: "Move your ass, chump! This university has employed two new lecturers and we're going to teach these students a thing or two!" Road Dogg pushes Scott off the podium with one hand, Scott is startled and simply speechless. [color=purple[b]Billy Gunn:[/b][/color] "Did you all think we were actually not going to turn up to this thing? You guys are insane!...and who is this jabroni?" Billy Gunn then grabs Scott by the purple knitted jumper and lifts him up onto his tip-toes. Scott is pleading for them to let him go. Billy Gunn: "You're the business lecturer huh?...Well, stay out of our business or your market is going to go down! Ya hear us?" Road Dogg: "And let's not forget...we've got two words for ya...." The students in the hall erupt in unison along with the New Age Outlaws who 'crotch-chop' in Scott's direction. Everyone: "...SUCK IT!" Scott falls backwards on his ass, many students laugh as their lecturer looks quite frankly humiliated. Road Dogg and Billy Gunn turn their attention to the crowd. Road Dogg: "Without further aaado....llllllllllllllllllllllaaaadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...." Road Dogg grins as the crowd join in the familiar chant. Road Dogg: "The WWE Franchise presents your business lecturers for the evening....Road D-O-double-G and 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn....THE NEWW...AAAGE....OOUTTLAWS!" Road Dogg and Billy Gunn stand behind the podium with their arms raises in the air in an 'X' position. Road Dogg: "Now let's get down to some very important business we have to discuss here tonight. We first would like to announce that myself, the Road D-O-double-G and the man to my left, Bad A-double-S have officially put pen to paper an signed for the new season of WWE Franchise!" The students cheer and clap. Billy Gunn: "We have our first match next Monday night on Monday Night RAW. Live from Boston, Massachusetts, The New Age Outlaws will be squaring off against the tag team of Sheamus and 'Cowboy' James Storm! All week, me and Jesse have been doing our homework and finding out just who in the blue hell these chumps are. Then we saw on the WWE Franchise website that these guys have been talking trash about us. Let's start off with the big ginger "fella"...Sheamus. A mixed reaction from the crowd as some seem to be big fans of the Irishman. Road Dogg: "We saw that he's been promoting himself on radio, which is quite a good thing because lets face it - he's got the face for radio!" Billy Gunn: "If I was him I'd be straight down the local store getting myself some hair dye and a visit to the tanning salon. He looks like an albino carrot." Some students chuckle at the cheap humour. Road Dogg: "He says that his only goal is to 'dominate'. Well, Sheamus, myself and Billy Gunn dominated the tag team division in the late 90's like it had never been dominated before, we're going to give you a brief history lesson on Monday on how tag-team wrestling is done and maybe then you'll realise that we're far from just old cronies making our way back to earn some extra bucks, we're here to show the world that we're still the best tag team in the history of the WWE Franchise and any other promotion that's come before or after it!" Billy Gunn: "Excuse me just a second..." Suddenly, Billy Gunn starts to drop his head into his hands and fakes a really loud cry of distress. Road Dogg puts on a shocked expression. Road Dogg: "What's up, Billy, is everything okay?" Billy Gunn: "No...*sob*" Billy Gunn lifts his head and quickly grabs a bottle of water sitting under the podium and pours them under his eyes to fake tears. Sobbing uncontrollably. Billy Gunn: "I just saw 'Cowboy' James Storm's video and was so touched at how much he loves his wife and kids that it got me here, man..." Billy Gunn points to his chest. Billy Gunn: "It got me right here!" Road Dogg puts his arm around Gunn. Road Dogg:"Don't you worry, Gunn. 'Cowboy' James Storms' family are going to be juuuust fine. In fact, it's James Storm i'd be worried about! After seeing Sheamus and Storm's videos I think they were more worried about each other rather than us - the greatest tag team of all time!" Billy Gunn wipes away some fake tears with the bottom of his white vest top. Billy Gunn: "You think we're the best tag team of all time?" Road Dogg: "I don't think, Billy, I know!" Billy Gunn smiles. Billy Gunn: "Now I feel a hell of a lot better. Now how about we kick James Storms' skull in?" Road Dogg: "That sounds like a plan, G-U-double-N! Now I was thinking, Michael Cole, Josh Matthews and Matt Striker are pretty awful at their jobs - so how about we let these guys in the hall tonight ask us a few questions. An impromptu question and answer session so to speak." A blonde female student raises her hand. Gunn points to her. Billy Gunn: "You, my future wife, what's your question?" The blonde smiles. Billy Gunn's Future Wife: "I was wondering how much of an influence Triple H had on you coming back to the WWE Franchise? I know you three were great friends back in the day and we haven't seen you guys in the WWE Franchise yet - is it just a coincidence that now that Triple H is in charge that you two decide to join the company?" Billy Gunn: "Wow...do you want a job? Cos I'll give you one, sweetie." Billy Gunn turns around and does a small dance wiggling his ass. Road Dogg: "Gunn, behave yourself. To answer your question, pretty lady, we're still very good friends with Hunter and yes - I would be lying if I said that him being the COO and him getting in touch with us didn't play a big role in us coming back. But we have been wanting to come to the ring for awhile now." A man in a white shirt raises his hand. Road Dogg: "You, the Andrew Green look-a-like." Andrew Green's Twin Brother: "Ummm...you guys are a bit old now, do you think that's going to affect you in the ring?" Billy Gunn and Road Dogg turn to each other, eyebrows raised. Billy Gunn: "You know how the old saying goes - you are only as old as the woman you're feeling..." Billy Gunn then turns to his 'future wife'. Billy Gunn: "So how old are ya, sweet cheeks?" The woman turns bright red and mouths the words '23', slightly embarrassed at all the attention. All of a sudden, the business lecturer, Scott Andrews, stands up and approaches the New Age Outlaws. Scott Andrews: "Excuse me, you guys are here to give a lecture on the professional wrestling business - not to sexually assault my studen..." Suddenly, Gunn gives him a knee to the gut. Most of the students are shocked and silent whereas some cheer. Billy Gunn: "How about we teach this guy a lesson, Jesse? How about we teach him never to interrupt the New Age Outlaws?" Billy Gunn takes a few steps back. Scott is still keeled over clutching his abdomen when Gunn runs towards him and hits with a Fame Asser. Scott is out cold and the students cheer loudly. Road Dogg: "Y'know, Billy, I can already smell the lawsuit - so how about we take this a bit further?" Road Dogg jumps on top of the wooden podium and balances himself. He asks for Gunn to pass up the out-cold lecturer. Gunn hoists Scott up to Road Dogg - Dogg places him in a piledriver position. Billy Gunn: "Who here wants to see your business lecturer get piledriver'ed through the table?" The students go nuts, getting a bit carried away by it all and not worrying about the serious effects this could have on their education or their lecturer for that matter. *CRASH* Road Dogg indeed hits the piledriver and the podium smashes everywhere. Scott is lifeless in the middle of the stage as Road Dogg and Billy Gunn high-tail it out of the hall before anyone decides to call the police. The students are going nuts and chanting "NEW AGE OUTLAWS!" at the top of their lungs as the scene fades out. ________________________________________________________________________ Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. This promo was brought to you by the future WWE Franchise Tag Team Champions of the World; "Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn - The New Age Outlaws! Edited by Vince McMahon, 27 May 2012, 10:46 AM.
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