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| cisslybee come help give women readers, tips, how to overcome *angry vag1na* syndrome that occur | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 2 2016, 12:06 AM (486 Views) | |
| U Thant | Jan 2 2016, 12:06 AM Post #1 |
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http://www.amazon.com/Overcoming-Angry-Vagina-Journey-Wellness/dp/0954427718 Tell them, Ciss, of your journey to womb wellness. thx in adv, suga! |
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| U Thant | Jan 2 2016, 06:45 AM Post #2 |
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| negroplease | Jan 3 2016, 04:07 PM Post #3 |
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Lol Angry dick syndrome needs help too |
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| U Thant | Jan 3 2016, 04:39 PM Post #4 |
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...makes sense... a lightskinned-racist chic is so blinded by here male, hatred, she can't even come in here and maturely nor intellectually address a real issue affecting women without trying to drag men into her nonsense perceptions. |
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| U Thant | Jan 4 2016, 07:52 PM Post #5 |
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Girl Talk: My Angry Vagina “Wait, are you upset with me? Yes, I slept with him. No, we’re not dating. Well, because I wanted to, and from all indications, I thought you were definitely on board.” While this sounds like one side of a difficult discussion with a pushy girlfriend, it was actually the internal dialog I used to have with my vagina. Apparently she wanted me to have one serious boyfriend. Quaint, but not my plan. As 31-year-olds entering our sexual prime, the vagina and I both wanted sex in the city, but how did I end up a Samantha with a vagina who was acting like a total Charlotte? Her problem seemed to be that she disliked making new friends, preferring one steady boyfriend to a steady stream of suitors. She exerted disdain for any chance encounters with a raging yeast infection. Searing, painful days followed even the quickest of quickies. It was understandable that she’d be upset. There she was, coasting along in the happy homeostasis of a pH-balanced wonderland, when BAM! — out of nowhere — there’d be this other penis in her personal space and action like she’d not seen in six months. She didn’t like it one bit and I was left to deal with the burn of her backlash. I was shocked that she was so obstinate. Until then, we’d agreed on our choices of sexual partners; we’d had no desire to rush to sleep with silly, immature boys while in college. In our early 20s, we were both up for exploration. With the other suitors who crossed our path since, we learned to have fun while still being selective. Of course, we could have slept with that Italian lounge singer in Monte Carlo, but he had plenty of other amorous fans waiting. We settled for a makeout with the French guy in the Hotel de Paris. If monogamous sex was what she wanted, I could have skipped the search for Mr. Amazing to settle for Mr. Orgasm-Four-Times-Weekly. And when I thought of monogamy that way, it made a strong case for coupling up. Four orgasms a week for a year. That’s 208 not including holidays, plus extra on vacations, and occasional multiples, obviously. One point for vagina... http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-02-15/girl-talk-my-angry-vagina/ |
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| cisslybee2012 | Jan 13 2016, 06:42 PM Post #6 |
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The REBEL
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Delete this dumb ass thread. |
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| U Thant | Jan 13 2016, 07:01 PM Post #7 |
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Do You Have an Angry Vagina or Worried Wooomb? Yes, it’s true. Your vagina can get angry according to Queen Afua who is currently touring the UK promoting her book, ” Overcoming An Angry Vagina – A Journey To Womb Wellness.” Described as a ‘self-help guide to womb empowerment, tracing a timeline of womb damage right across the globe’, the self-crowned Queen Afua says she believes there is a direct correlation between the condition of wombs and the state of the world. According to a recent interview where she was asked whether one’s vagina could get angry by having bad sex, she proclaimed “Yes, most definitely! So many women experience hit-and-run lovers, or husbands and boyfriends who have abused their bodies. Plus so many women have never truly experienced the joy of an orgasm, or are having an orgasm with the wrong man. An angry vagina is an angry woman while a happy vagina is a happy woman.” She added: “Angry vaginas are screaming, ‘No more secrets! No more damage! No more crimes! No more wars!’ Well that might explain the deafening roar – or maybe that’s the outrage of women around the world despairing at such statements that do not empower the female but re-state chauvinist attitudes to women and their sexuality. This all sounds remarkably familiar. For example, hysteria was believed to be a psychiatric condition of women that according to Hippocrates, arose in women whose uteri had become too light and dry from lack of sexual intercourse and, as a result, wandered upward, compressing the heart, lungs, and diaphragm. This nonsense persisted until the 19th century where treatment of female patients typically involved massaging their genitalia…… by the physician of course… hmm -that’ll work then. So there we have it, it’s all down to the mothers and their angry wombs. But don’t worry there is help at hand (snigger) as with proper therapy you can appease your angry vagina and heal your worried womb. You simply need to eat right and do the woomb dance. Alternatively talk to a genuine sex expert such as my friend Dr. Petra Boynton who can sort out your sex life. ... 7 Comments 7 responses to “Do You Have an Angry Vagina or Worried Wooomb?” poietes April 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm 2 2 Rate This I am so glad that I was not sipping my coffee when I began to read your post. Dear god, that must be my problem: my vagina is angry. That’s why my attitude sucks. I am so glad that this self-proclaimed queen came along to set me straight. I’m sure that my husband will be so pleased to learn that my vagina has been screaming at him . . . I once told a lit student of mine (male) that he couldn’t be hysterical because he didn’t have a womb. Can’t remember the context, just the completely baffled look on his face. Oh my. My vagina must have been screaming at him, and I didn’t know it. Reply brucehood April 9, 2010 at 7:00 am 0 0 Rate This Shout out loud girl – you let your vagina do the talking – after all they say that men only think with their…. Reply godskesen April 9, 2010 at 7:50 am 1 1 Rate This It seems to me that many people are afraid to admit of negative feelings and instead attribute them to some homunculus. (“Oh, I’m not angry. I’m not an angry person. But my vagina’s really not happy!”) I guess it’s a taboo thing. People don’t seem to have any problem claiming their happiness as their own. And the strange thing is, a bad sex life, an unhelpful spouse, world hunger or war are perfectly good reasons to be dissatisfied or even angry, provided you do something constructive with it. It shouldn’t be something wouldn’t want to admit. Perhaps us angry, strident atheists could improve our public image by denying that we’re angry – it’s our brains that are angry at pseudoscience and religious barbarism. I’m only half joking. It seems a widespread assumption that an angry person (Dawkins, say) could just stop being angry if they wanted and make life easier for everyone, whereas a person with an angry vagina isn’t responsible for the anger, meaning that other people would have to change – vagina appeasement. Reply Arno April 9, 2010 at 10:49 am 1 0 Rate This Angry vaginas… good thing they don’t actually have teeth then. Reply Anonymous February 9, 2011 at 11:28 am 0 0 Rate This Well some vaginas do have teeth! Reply Andrew Atkinson April 9, 2010 at 8:20 pm 1 0 Rate This This is one of those times when I have to use the phrase – “Jesus Christ!”. Well, hands down to her, she’s making a career out of the issue – but, still, the idea of an angry vagina is frankly amusing. Sounds like the woman justs needs a good sh@g to me… Come to think of it – so do I. Back in two minutes unless I fall asleep  Reply www.pearlofhealthandbeauty.com May 26, 2010 at 12:59 am 0 1 Rate This treatment specifically intended for female sex organs, namely feminine spa or vagina spa. The goal is more complete than the daily care, to prevent and cope with whitish, reduce excessive mucus, maintaining resistance to infection, caused a sensation, and increase sexual desire. If done before the wedding this spa allows you to relax tense muscles and nerves. If done at the time of parturition the aim is to restore vaginal elasticity, strengthen pelvic floor muscles, and restore the body condition Reply https://brucemhood.wordpress.com/2010/04/08/do-you-have-an-angry-vagina-or-worried-wooomb/ |
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| cisslybee2012 | Jan 13 2016, 07:23 PM Post #8 |
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The REBEL
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It sounds like the author is targeting the pockets of men. She might do well in book sales with a male audience. Especially with dumb ass black males.  Who thinks that a genital is their brain.
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| Rick1 | Jan 15 2016, 08:58 AM Post #9 |
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Didn't an angry dick get you pregnant?  |
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| Zechariah | Jan 15 2016, 08:58 AM Post #10 |
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Why not share your journey, it's probably more exciting that Ciss'.
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