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VoiceofReason

"Be the Booty-head You Really Are".

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Ciss, you should have a stand-up comedy show.
Edited by VoiceofReason, Sep 10 2015, 12:26 PM.
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cisslybee2012
Sep 10 2015, 12:19 PM
Right... :)

In the case where a clergy asks for forgiveness, it would be as phony as the double life he lead all along. Such as with Jimmy Swaggert. Asking forgiveness because you been exposed isn't a true repent. It's better than killing yourself but still bullshit, because he's not gonna be this image he been pretending to be just because he got busted.

So all it all boils down to people in general leading pretentious lives.

People need to believe they're one thing, while they're actually another.

A weak and scandalous person want to think of themselves as strong, pure, and true.

Which they clearly are not.

The solution is to stop living pretentiously. Be the booty head you really are and stop fronting about it. Pretense is such a great strain on our mind, body, and soul. It doesn't come without a heavy price to pay to uphold. It only makes our weaknesses more intense.
This is why I like Charlie Sheen.
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VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:25 PM
"Be the Booty-head You Really Are".

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Ciss, you should have a stand-up comedy show.
She should make a t-shirt outta that.
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Sep 10 2015, 12:38 PM
VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:25 PM
"Be the Booty-head You Really Are".

😂


Ciss, you should have a stand-up comedy show.
She should make a t-shirt outta that.
No, she shouldn't. :D :D
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VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:41 PM
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Sep 10 2015, 12:38 PM
VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:25 PM
"Be the Booty-head You Really Are".

😂


Ciss, you should have a stand-up comedy show.
She should make a t-shirt outta that.
No, she shouldn't. :D :D
I would wear it.

In fact, I'd ensure it was form-fitting to flaunt my heroic upper torso.

I would also purchase an over-sized one for Felicia to sleep in.

I can shamelessly be her booty head after hours.
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Sep 10 2015, 12:51 PM
VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:41 PM
Doctor Saul Santiago
Sep 10 2015, 12:38 PM
VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:25 PM
"Be the Booty-head You Really Are".

😂


Ciss, you should have a stand-up comedy show.
She should make a t-shirt outta that.
No, she shouldn't. :D :D
I would wear it.

In fact, I'd ensure it was form-fitting to flaunt my heroic upper torso.

I would also purchase an over-sized one for Felicia to sleep in.

I can shamelessly be her booty head after hours.
:wub:

Ok. Two t-shirts. Then, end of production.

Wait, three - gotta get one for Snidely (since he's the original Booty head. ;) )
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This reminds me of when I got pregnant with my oldest daughter.

A few other girls were pregnant also, and the community (church) felt we needed counseling.

They asked the girls, why? They said, I made a mistake, please forgive me. The church women all said, ok, you made a mistake, god will forgive you.

When they asked me, I said, I was on my own, I liked him, we did it. It wasn't a mistake, I willingly chose to engage in sexual relations with him. Pregnancy was the last thing, on my mind!

They said, I was going to hell.

I said, doesn't truth matter? :D I could lie, and say, I made a mistake, but heck, that would have been a lie!

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VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:25 PM
"Be the Booty-head You Really Are".

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Ciss, you should have a stand-up comedy show.
I prolly would make a good comedian. :D

I used to crack mufuckas up back in the day. :D
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reddgirl64
Sep 10 2015, 01:08 PM
This reminds me of when I got pregnant with my oldest daughter.

A few other girls were pregnant also, and the community (church) felt we needed counseling.

They asked the girls, why? They said, I made a mistake, please forgive me. The church women all said, ok, you made a mistake, god will forgive you.

When they asked me, I said, I was on my own, I liked him, we did it. It wasn't a mistake, I willingly chose to engage in sexual relations with him. Pregnancy was the last thing, on my mind!

They said, I was going to hell.

I said, doesn't truth matter? :D I could lie, and say, I made a mistake, but heck, that would have been a lie!

You gave a good reply. :D
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cisslybee2012
Sep 10 2015, 01:15 PM
VoiceofReason
Sep 10 2015, 12:25 PM
"Be the Booty-head You Really Are".

😂


Ciss, you should have a stand-up comedy show.
I prolly would make a good comedian. :D

I used to crack mufuckas up back in the day. :D
It wouldn't be for a "general" audience. ;)
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