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Topic Started: Nov 20 2012, 12:24 AM (3,931 Views)
Zechariah
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Oh how everyone (of a certain class and income) makes fun of the Twinkie, the ultimate symbol of modern food decadence and phoniness. I don't get it. Have the critics ever tried one? They are so appealing and delicious: light, spongy, sweet, and creamy, all in a tiny package.

The news that the parent company Hostess was going out of business caused a huge run on Twinkies in my own community. Every store had an empty space where they should have been. The preppers were right: we should have stocked up for emergencies like this.

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meanwhile...Hostess has announced that the Twinkie trucks will be arriving to re-stock stores' shelves, next week...
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zecharia
Nov 20 2012, 12:24 AM


Oh how everyone (of a certain class and income) makes fun of the Twinkie, the ultimate symbol of modern food decadence and phoniness. I don't get it. Have the critics ever tried one? They are so appealing and delicious: light, spongy, sweet, and creamy, all in a tiny package.
Which I guess fits the way gay men view young gay guys. They call those boys twinkies.
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Brodanny

Don't eat! Read the diabetes thread.
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zecharia
Nov 20 2012, 12:24 AM


Oh how everyone (of a certain class and income) makes fun of the Twinkie, the ultimate symbol of modern food decadence and phoniness. I don't get it. Have the critics ever tried one? They are so appealing and delicious: light, spongy, sweet, and creamy, all in a tiny package.

The news that the parent company Hostess was going out of business caused a huge run on Twinkies in my own community. Every store had an empty space where they should have been. The preppers were right: we should have stocked up for emergencies like this.

Word on the streets, SUA in on an 72 hours suicide watch.
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Nov 20 2012, 02:07 PM
zecharia
Nov 20 2012, 12:24 AM


Oh how everyone (of a certain class and income) makes fun of the Twinkie, the ultimate symbol of modern food decadence and phoniness. I don't get it. Have the critics ever tried one? They are so appealing and delicious: light, spongy, sweet, and creamy, all in a tiny package.
Which I guess fits the way gay men view young gay guys. They call those boys twinkies.
LOL, I just don't know what to say to this bro. ^o)
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negroplease

I must have hurt Cold Facts feelings.

Im sure you are a member here under a different screenname.


Did I hurt your feelings you weak bitch?

Is that why you are trying to come for me and no one even gives a shit who you are?

Lmao, what a weak bitch.

Are you Damien, Alo, Cissly, Redd, Brodanny, Snidely?

Weak bitch.

And if you are just some random new member, even more pathetic.

Screaming for attention.
Edited by negroplease, Nov 25 2012, 09:53 PM.
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shutupalready
Nov 25 2012, 09:40 PM
I must have hurt Cold Facts feelings.

Im sure you are a member here under a different screenname.


Did I hurt your feelings you weak bitch?

Is that why you are trying to come for me and no one even gives a shit who you are?

Lmao, what a weak bitch.

Are you Damien, Alo, Cissly, Redd, Brodanny, Snidely?

Weak bitch.

And if you are just some random new member, even more pathetic.

Screaming for attention.
It's not me SUA but ya might consider it a blessing with twinkies and ho hos being eliminated from your normal diet :D
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Nov 20 2012, 09:58 PM
zecharia
Nov 20 2012, 12:24 AM


Oh how everyone (of a certain class and income) makes fun of the Twinkie, the ultimate symbol of modern food decadence and phoniness. I don't get it. Have the critics ever tried one? They are so appealing and delicious: light, spongy, sweet, and creamy, all in a tiny package.

The news that the parent company Hostess was going out of business caused a huge run on Twinkies in my own community. Every store had an empty space where they should have been. The preppers were right: we should have stocked up for emergencies like this.

Word on the streets, SUA in on an 72 hours suicide watch.
:D :D :D
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ALO

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Nov 26 2012, 12:30 AM
shutupalready
Nov 25 2012, 09:40 PM
I must have hurt Cold Facts feelings.

Im sure you are a member here under a different screenname.


Did I hurt your feelings you weak bitch?

Is that why you are trying to come for me and no one even gives a shit who you are?

Lmao, what a weak bitch.

Are you Damien, Alo, Cissly, Redd, Brodanny, Snidely?

Weak bitch.

And if you are just some random new member, even more pathetic.

Screaming for attention.
It's not me SUA but ya might consider it a blessing with twinkies and ho hos being eliminated from your normal diet :D
it is not me either. I don't need to hide behind a fake name to say how I feel. I speak the truth. ;)
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