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FIFTEEN WAYS TO AVOID BEING CALLED AN "UNCLE TOM"; Here's the solution!
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Topic Started: Oct 31 2012, 02:12 PM (292 Views)
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Oct 31 2012, 02:12 PM
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FIFTEEN WAYS TO AVOID BEING CALLED AN "UNCLE TOM" By Larry Elder
1. See every Spike Lee movie. Pronounce each brilliant (even School Daze). Attack any non-black who disagrees. ("You wouldn't understand. It's a black thing.")
2. Whenever possible, disparage the success of other ethnic groups. Never attribute their success to hard work, discipline and sacrifice. Jews cheat. Koreans deceive. Japanese sneak.
3. If you are black, never publicly acknowledge hard work as the key to success. If living in a suburb, driving a nice car, you've "sold out." So whenever possible, disparage your own success by citing racist enemies conquered and enemy terrain (all offices, factories, non-black customers) "overcome."
4. Remember every racial slight and slur that's ever happened to you. Forget how long ago or what idiot said it. All racist remarks should be retained, remembered, regurgitated.
5. Always construe unpleasant remarks as racist. Dumb statements made by non-blacks are never just dumb, insensitive or naive. When a curious non-black classmate asks why so many blacks sit together, accuse him of racism.
6. Never look happy or comfortable. Rap artists don't smile. Neither should you. Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ice-T and Public Enemy never grin. This would suggest, "Hot damn, I'm rich! America works!"
7. Jessie Jackson is always right. Never question 30 years of welfare, jobs programs, public housing or minimum wage laws. To challenge these policies is to blame the "victims."
8. Treat "black problems" separate and apart from "America's problems." Never suggest that high taxes or excessive regulation destroy jobs, denying opportunities to the weakest segment of society.
9. Show no interest in "non-black" things. Do not read Russian literature, study European or Asian art or attend plays without black themes. Never say anything positive about Barbara Streisand, the MacNeil-Lehrer Report or haiku.
10. Feel guilty about success. If you prosper, others will demand that you "give something back," that you "don't forget your roots." They will ask, "What have you done to help others?" Working hard, paying taxes and raising productive children are inadequate.
11. Discount positive news. Polls show many non-black Americans favor Colin Powell for President of the United States. The black middle class is growing faster than the white middle class. Nearly 10 percent of black families now earn $50,000 a year or more. The combined income of black America exceeds that of all but 10 countries. Ignore this. to mention good things means a "lack of perspective."
12. Purchase books by angry blacks. Read books by former gang-bangers who attack "the system."
13. Show outrage and indignation whenever a white kills a black. Whenever a black kills a black (as is most likely the case), sigh, shrug your shoulders and mutter something like, "Well..."
14. Avoid having too many non-black friends, especially white ones. Don't' want to lose your "sense of identity."
15. Refer to the 1992 Los Angeles riots as an "uprising." (Don't ask.)
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Negrodamus
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Oct 31 2012, 02:15 PM
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And to think I read 2 of his books and I use to watch his talk show all the time lol.
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negroplease
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Oct 31 2012, 02:15 PM
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You are a trip for this shit.
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kennyinbmore
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Oct 31 2012, 02:19 PM
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15 Reasons why I don't care when I'm called an Uncle Tom 1. I don't give a fuck 2. I don't give a fuck 3. I don't give a fuck 4. I don't give a fuck 5. I don't give a fuck 6. I don't give a fuck 7. I don't give a fuck 8. I don't give a fuck 9. I don't give a fuck 10. I don't give a fuck 11. I don't give a fuck 12. I don't give a fuck 13. I don't give a fuck 14. I don't give a fuck Let's see, I think there's one more. Oh Yeah.... 15. I don't give a fuck
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negroplease
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Oct 31 2012, 02:48 PM
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Uncle Kenny has a much better ring to it.
I wasnt saying that to call you an Uncle Tom, I was just being funny.
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72MiMi
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Oct 31 2012, 04:07 PM
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15 Reasons why I don't care when I'm called an Uncle Tom 1. I don't give a fuck 2. I don't give a fuck 3. I don't give a fuck 4. I don't give a fuck 5. I don't give a fuck 6. I don't give a fuck 7. I don't give a fuck 8. I don't give a fuck 9. I don't give a fuck 10. I don't give a fuck 11. I don't give a fuck 12. I don't give a fuck 13. I don't give a fuck 14. I don't give a fuck Let's see, I think there's one more. Oh Yeah.... 15. I don't give a fuck
So, so funny! I needed a good laugh today!
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