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FIFTEEN WAYS TO AVOID BEING CALLED AN "UNCLE TOM"; Here's the solution!
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FIFTEEN WAYS TO AVOID BEING
CALLED AN "UNCLE TOM"
By Larry Elder

1. See every Spike Lee movie. Pronounce each brilliant (even School
Daze). Attack any non-black who disagrees. ("You wouldn't understand.
It's a black thing.")

2. Whenever possible, disparage the success of other ethnic groups.
Never attribute their success to hard work, discipline and sacrifice. Jews
cheat. Koreans deceive. Japanese sneak.

3. If you are black, never publicly acknowledge hard work as the key to
success. If living in a suburb, driving a nice car, you've "sold out." So
whenever possible, disparage your own success by citing racist
enemies conquered and enemy terrain (all offices, factories, non-black
customers) "overcome."

4. Remember every racial slight and slur that's ever happened to you.
Forget how long ago or what idiot said it. All racist remarks should be
retained, remembered, regurgitated.

5. Always construe unpleasant remarks as racist. Dumb statements made
by non-blacks are never just dumb, insensitive or naive. When a curious
non-black classmate asks why so many blacks sit together, accuse him
of racism.

6. Never look happy or comfortable. Rap artists don't smile. Neither
should you. Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ice-T and Public Enemy never grin.
This would suggest, "Hot damn, I'm rich! America works!"

7. Jessie Jackson is always right. Never question 30 years of welfare,
jobs programs, public housing or minimum wage laws. To challenge
these policies is to blame the "victims."

8. Treat "black problems" separate and apart from "America's problems."
Never suggest that high taxes or excessive regulation destroy jobs,
denying opportunities to the weakest segment of society.

9. Show no interest in "non-black" things. Do not read Russian literature,
study European or Asian art or attend plays without black themes. Never
say anything positive about Barbara Streisand, the MacNeil-Lehrer
Report or haiku.

10. Feel guilty about success. If you prosper, others will demand that you
"give something back," that you "don't forget your roots." They will ask,
"What have you done to help others?" Working hard, paying taxes and
raising productive children are inadequate.

11. Discount positive news. Polls show many non-black Americans favor
Colin Powell for President of the United States. The black middle class is
growing faster than the white middle class. Nearly 10 percent of black
families now earn $50,000 a year or more. The combined income of
black America exceeds that of all but 10 countries. Ignore this.
to mention good things means a "lack of perspective."

12. Purchase books by angry blacks. Read books by former
gang-bangers who attack "the system."

13. Show outrage and indignation whenever a white kills a black.
Whenever a black kills a black (as is most likely the case), sigh, shrug
your shoulders and mutter something like, "Well..."

14. Avoid having too many non-black friends, especially white ones.
Don't' want to lose your "sense of identity."

15. Refer to the 1992 Los Angeles riots as an "uprising." (Don't ask.)


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Negrodamus
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And to think I read 2 of his books and I use to watch his talk show all the time lol.
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negroplease

You are a trip for this shit.

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kennyinbmore
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15 Reasons why I don't care when I'm called an Uncle Tom
1. I don't give a fuck
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Let's see, I think there's one more. Oh Yeah....
15. I don't give a fuck
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negroplease

Uncle Kenny has a much better ring to it.

I wasnt saying that to call you an Uncle Tom, I was just being funny.
Edited by negroplease, Oct 31 2012, 03:36 PM.
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72MiMi
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kennyinbmore
Oct 31 2012, 02:19 PM
15 Reasons why I don't care when I'm called an Uncle Tom
1. I don't give a fuck
2. I don't give a fuck
3. I don't give a fuck
4. I don't give a fuck
5. I don't give a fuck
6. I don't give a fuck
7. I don't give a fuck
8. I don't give a fuck
9. I don't give a fuck
10. I don't give a fuck
11. I don't give a fuck
12. I don't give a fuck
13. I don't give a fuck
14. I don't give a fuck
Let's see, I think there's one more. Oh Yeah....
15. I don't give a fuck
So, so funny! I needed a good laugh today!
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