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Topic Started: Sep 10 2012, 11:19 AM (2,541 Views)
Rick1
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 ?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."


"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."




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kennyinbmore
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lol now that's funny
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tayter80
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LMAO....
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Negrodamus
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA that is a good ass find Rick.
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cisslybee2012
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Rick1
Sep 10 2012, 11:19 AM
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 ?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."


"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."




:'( :ermm: :(
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Rick1
Sep 10 2012, 11:19 AM
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 ?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."


"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."




then again ..
but
just saying dat one chick in your avatar needs 3 everytime!! ;)
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VoiceofReason

Lol! Only my boy, Rick. Thanks for that. :D
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Rick1
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Lol!! A lot of married guys aren't laughing.
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cisslybee2012
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Yall think this silly ass cornball joke of Rick's is funny,

Yet yall complain about cheating.

That's a double standard.

Yall condone casual sex with a Capital C, in fact, insist upon it, but then expect to have monogamy.

It would be comical if it weren't for the average birth being the result of this folly. As they both feel trapped by the presence of the baby, and the baby is led to carry on this legacy of folly.
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Rick, you're a madman... :D :D :D
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